214. Oh Shit! That Guy's Got Horse Legs!

Lords Daniel https://www.cocoongame.com/ https://kbones.itch.io/dorks Alexander Topics: Octopus dreams Perception of memories. Why does actual recency and percieved recency often seem so at odds Hike on 58 https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45087/sonnet-18-shall-i-compare-thee-to-a-summers-day World of Warcraft over the years / WoW Hardcore Mode The highest honor you can receive in mathematics is to have your name uncapitalized. Polywater My brain is polluted by trochaic trimeter recognition Microtopics: Preventative care. COVID lucky streaks. Being able to go to the ER. How to spell Cocoon. Moth guys carrying orbs on their backs. Boss battles that you wouldn't expect. Wilford Brimley's agelessness. Octopus nightmares. The octopus equivalent of rapid eye movement. Meeting sapient crows and asking them whether Y or Z should be up. Which memories stick better. Perception of time when you have a routine vs. when you don't. Arranging your life to maximize perceived lifespan. Different ways to have an adventure. Shooby doooby doggie. A sports rule that sounds like a 17776 plot point Why the Bob Emergency is an emergency. The best quarterbacks getting stuck in an endless hike and football ending forever. The one person who hasn't played Frog Fractions but just listens to Topic Lords because they like topics so much. Summer's lease. Reading a poem aloud without knowing what "ow'st" means or how to pronounce it. Words that used to rhyme but don't anymore. Meter recognize meter. Writing all your sonnets during COVID lockdown. A poem about a dude that Shakespeare is not in love with. Woe is me, etc. Piss Jugman vs Piss Jugm'n. Making phonetic reforms that don't take. Smoothing off any rough edges or peculiarities. Permadeath taking inspiration from real life. A fun thing that you wouldn't have expected to see. Enjoying spending time in the world. Hold the W key and cruise through it. The difference between wanting something vs. liking it. Abelian. The opposite of how you would think honor works. Great honors: brands hate them! Whether to capitalize "lynchian," "kafkaesque" or "quixotic" Eternal abstract universal objects. Teaching truck drivers where to put their piss jugs. The highest honor Piss Jugman can receive. The surname Piss. What is the average Piss lifespan? A real life Bobby Tables moment. The Polywater Gap. Water that scientists have sweated in. Buying a can of Soviet Scientist Sweat in a Japanese vending machine. Polyester intoxication. Liquids with a lower freezing temperature than water. The Polywater Doodle. A metabolism described by Richard Feynman. Brain Pollution. The particular better of the first line of Aqualung by Jethro Tull. Singing "parallelipiped" to the tune of Aqualung. Hearing random phrases in your life. Spelling "yogurt" backwards. Trying to understand the New York Times' effect on man. A killer rap album based on alliteration rather than rhyming. Poetry that rhymes on the second to last syllable rather than the last. The baffling cosmology of Butter Dorks.