#216: The Devil’s Lettuce, Get Your Butt Going Good & Give That Weasel CPR!

We kick off the ep. with protein struggles. Is everyone just eating chicken breasts all day long? Amy mistakes Maya and Producer Tyler for models this week. Very generous. Apparently, it’s totally the slacks. Amy doesn’t measure when she orders jeans online. Maya is still disgusted by breakfast food early in the morning. Amy comes from a line of “strong-ass boned women”. Also, box jumps…who can do that? Amy goes to a gym where there is a place to “get your butt going good”. Listen, get your creatine. Maya has a Sun Post (local paper) update: The Devil’s Lettuce. Also, don’t sleep on the local crime reports. Some dispensory feedback: Step up your game, make it nice. Amy was going to make Maya cut her hair but she finally got her hair cut. News flash: Amy still has her “cancer hair”. The ladies brainstorm what to do with it. Maya recounts a story of a random tooth in a tiny manilla envelope. Animal Report: Orca dead salmon hat update and a man gives a Pine Marten CPR. Amy reports on airplane slides. She is so ready to be of service in the exit row. The ladies discuss the LA fires. People’s Choice award recap. Amy has beef with the PCA announcer. Fun fact according to a terrible doc Maya watched: Prince “lerved” in “Chanhanson” Minnesota. Lastly, we wrap up with a Benny Blanco debate.