I don't know. I mean, I'm feel you're filthy, you're filthy, soft, cool. I'm not right. I'm not right.
All of your leg. Go ahead. Right on my leg. What is that going to do?
I somehow don't think he's like, you didn't even like write anything. Shitty signature. Just me scribbling like that. That's what you get for touching me.
How many times do I have to tell you? Don't fucking touch me unless it's late at night and I think into your room. No, Kathy, it's Uncle Boogie. Oh my God.
Do you want to be touched by Uncle Boogie? I'm never writing a fairy tale for you. What did I come to today? I don't know.
Just put my hand over your mouth and go, Shh. Mom's sleeping. Now Boogie. I blame you for this.
Now Boogie, both Bunny and Mu are just like, keep going. You need daddy. Good to be. Now Boogie, here's what happens.
Kathy yells at you, tells you to stop. And then I come up behind like, no, no, Kathy, it's okay. No, you got to be fucking nuts. And then we've busted an Eiffel Tower on that big.
Yeah. Lord, why did I come here now? This is a full how. Owls just like I'm leaving.
I kind of regret coming here. She looks all pretty up and stuff like that. I thought, you know, maybe it was for me, but. No, it's just totally for you.
But just by her pause reaction, I could tell not for me. Whatever. You got to watch out. All right, let's do a show.
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Do you feel your sex life is quite a bit late? A very bad guy. Scan that your desires might be strange. A very bad guy.
And then join the kinky world of clay. A very bad guy. Hello and welcome to the pervert of podcast, where we exported the Avengers to link kinky lifestyle sex and Kathy's warm vagina. Not my vagina.
We're starting live from the love lab in North Hollywood, California and for a fairly new perverted studio audience. I'm Kathy. I'm Captain Awesome. I'm Kelbee.
And I'm Elle. And over there we have. Oh yeah, though. Oh yeah, Dale.
I'm sorry. Channeling the enthusiasm of hunger I see. Oh, and out. Oh, and out.
Oh, and out. Thank you very much, Mr. I got nine shiny fucking mudkips yesterday. Yeah, and you got like what three?
Shut up. I don't know. Oh, is this a Pokemon? It was actually left.
We actually left North Hollywood and went to Long Beach because the weather was a lot cooler. How can every time you go to the beach, I'm not there. This was six weeks ago. Liar.
Liar. I don't do that. First of all, you do. Oh, yeah.
What? I was like, I was like, I was not invited. See? You were invited.
I have never heard this. This is a lie. This is like, this is like, this is like, this is like, this is like, this is like, this is not makeup. And then all of a sudden she's like, oh, I get to diva now and just lie about it for it.
Hold on. You're kidding me. I wasn't invited either. So I'm on their side.
You have a dick. I feel like you're a Pokemon. Go. Okay.
Well, next time by all means come down from wherever the hell you came from. Where did you come from? Who the fuck are you and why you sitting in this chair? I'm waiting for God damn comfortable.
Well, I am captain. Awesome. Captain. Awesome.
And I'm one third of the Gotham Press Podcast. We've even come down here months ago and the car broke down. That's right, you guys are stranded on the side of the road, people. That is amazing.
Did you have to break your own window? Luckily no. There was no window breaking. That is, I told the story when we heard about you guys doing that.
That was like, cause it was on the five or whatever. It's just all trucks and orange trucks and whatever. And I had to break my own window because I got out to pee in the middle of the desert. Yes, I remember the story, yes.
Yeah. Did you lovely we did not your car just died how many hours did it take you to get home? Oh about six or seven About six or seven that is an that is an impressive not making it to perverted podcast story Damn it, but we try the gods were on your side that night They said like standing on the side of a fucking road for six hours is way better You know maybe they have what a like horrible deadly accident, but it's true They would have driven the extra seven feet and it would just been bam head on head on collision. No, no I don't believe saved your fucking life.
Is that what it was in awesome. We have saved you. That's not like don't go crazy here We didn't save anybody's life. Oh wait.
I don't know but yeah, are you saying that I owe you my life? No I did not say to say no Chewbacca Han Solo life debt shit Fuckin chewy, which by the way that whole that whole thing was mentioned in one of the expanded universe novels long long ago It was a great story. I know what you're trying about when Han Solo met you Baca It was he I think it was Han Solo had released Chewbacca from slavery or something like that And so Chewbacca had a life debt to Han Solo, but then of course they became you know pretty much got it They're lifelong book life like you know You're the thing read that stuff when I the last time Kathy that I lived in a van soon to be repeated My only thing that I had was Star Wars It was like 95 or something like that after I got fired from k-rock became a wallowing drunken my vehicle And all I did was the only entertainment you had was I just read Star Wars expanded universe novels and I read like 15 of them and And yeah, some great stories. They should I read some of them.
They should make those into movies I could not feel it all off. They can do it. They can come back. They could but they're not going to have a little throng series Oh my god, I can't believe I'm talking to someone who read a book Who got me reading that stuff creative explorer?
Oh my god. He has all said and I'm like I need something to read What's this and you gotta read those? I mentioned this is a wild tangent. We've gone on you know Thank you very much.
Why do you still close on? That's what I have that's what I want to know You are very welcome for this wild tangent. This is why the tangent is wild. There's not a look everyone is no I was naked you wouldn't be distracted.
Yes, I would be but I'd be on a different type I'd be on a more perverted podcast type of tangent being a pervert over you fair, but still too. So anyway, so let's go and I Everybody I got a lot fun. No Here we go. Hey, greedy.
Straight down. Show your piercings. Wait a minute. That's a dude I'm going for the ladies.
Yeah, I'm doing it for the lady. Thank you. Thank you. It just reminded me I'm missing a ball on one of my I just I just want you to know that one of my balls just sucked into my stomach when he pulled up his shirt It was like we were all together on this No, no good.
Okay. Oh look at that. Mews trying to make out without now. We're getting somewhere Just reminded that my kisses are better than yours.
Wow. Oh wow. Is that me reaching over to Alice microphone and hitting that to mute button? I just knew what it was.
Yeah Hunger is not here. So yes boogie. Yes. No, but I'm talking to tell he just wants to make it clear He's not I know we can we can tell we can tell yes, I thought me mistaken your name for anyone of course not that is that is wonderful Uh, yeah longer.
We do have a chat room now. Yes, we have a chat room other people in the chat room Um, they're all in voice chat which makes listening to you and them somewhat Tax it would be magical I'm not in there because I'm at work tonight. Yes, that is that is that is a that a plethora of memes from the last week But they're dead right now and like give me more content to humans I am he's just but he works it's working it He is getting in there. He just works in a different way than under does are there new people there because I did as a matter of fact To post the link into the perverted podcast glorious made by a four-year-old website In voice chat there is a new person.
I've not seen it. They're physically in the room. So that's cheating And then there's a Mel so yes, we have one new person. I've not seen the name Maybe yeah ask for if it's garbage can Mel this is kind of like that name.
I'll never been forget that name Isn't that from a garbage pill kids garbage can Mel I have no clue what so I'm Old stuff tonight Any theme song Kathy should be every week and the whippers nappers just looking they're gonna I'm gonna be like that one day cuz if so I should commit to that now Now boogie I want you to have that things on play anytime you or Kathy walk into a room We just need our like scribe to hold the like speaker system or yes Is there a new to the over there? Now that's a perverted podcast show yes it is now we can get on to our Pigg tail kind of things are very fun. Those are fun Asymmetrical for a bit like okay. I feel so loved bunny.
Yeah bunny Bunny knows how to do all the fancy hair stuff fancy if she grew out or growlit then the Bunny could like literally weave her pussy hairs and probably do some sort of braids or something like that Which would be art or like just like braid a Barbie doll's head into the Like if you just grow out the sides like mutton chops You know like vaginal mutton chops just like a little bit labia chops Or and then you trim the like the top of it like Elvis's haircut and then you could grab the post it was Singing down dog or pussy fart We got two more weeks in this room And then it'll be in the ravioli and we renamed the Toyota RAV4 today I said it's the ravioli and it's a dumb name, but they both laugh and they're like we love that that's amazing I'm like oh god when the naked girls laugh laughs at the ravioli so now that's me getting a good view Yeah, you know you and I are gonna do half a peepy on the ravioli yes We are and I which I did I said it. I got the thing working and Yeah, I'm pretty good. I can plug microphones. I can get on the freeway and record.
Yes. We can't know we can get on the freeway and record I'm driving if that's the case. I don't trust you. I'm sorry.
Why because I trust you I'll just drive on the freeway. We'll record a show and I'll catch a Pokemon what you have to do all I'm driving Kathy I have a prehensile penis and I can make that happen. I do it will drive now boogie No, yes, this is all penis that you have. How do you discover this power?
How do I discover the phone? What's did I talk to it? You talk to your dick every day of your life? Hello dick.
Thank you for unfulfilling my life Thank you. I'm gonna grab the peanut and you're like holy shit. I could make money with this I don't believe I've had that particular interaction with penis Well, I mean maybe you should just spend more you know more quality time or existential time with your penis We're just telling you don't abuse it so much and just listen to it probably listen to your penis Kathy I don't and your Elvis labia. I'll listen to my clip She's the hot That stuff down a moment excuse me.
I am sorry I have a new son have you ever have you ever sexed up a stuffy? No, yes, yeah, you grinded on a stuffy bunny has Okay, never mind. We okay edit that out. No, okay good Bunny you masturbated with stuffy's haven't you wait you've met of course you've come on top of Paul eight hundred fifty times I'm gonna go.
Yes. I feel like if someone has it they're lying Like I haven't I had stuffed animals when I was a kid never like ground on tingling. No, never did anything good We have a good way of audience members to the audience members You have something else besides a plushie like the floor or like a coty leg No, I just have to have a water. I started just using my hands very very early on I didn't have any need for stuffies.
Yeah, I am efficient Why would I use a stuffy when I discovered my hands? I am the primate with the pre-hunded with the Opposable That's it Kathy I just avoid what the end of the show yeah pretty much But I was gonna get into a bunch of weird stuff. Well, I mean just it was very interesting and I'm gonna try to keep this in a positive light What's your version of positive? Well positive means that you know sometimes life deals have some crap and then you look at it from an angle to where you're gonna Become a better person or learn some shit or be able to share some of that shit with somebody else might be going through that shit That will then feel some sort of camaraderie with your shit and then they don't feel as bad because shit is Sinkier when it's alone.
What if I don't want to be around shit? Well, then get the fuck off of Your shit's fine. Yeah, it's fine. So no, I just I went to a homeless shelter this morning to get I mean they said that food You know, I'm like, oh, I just got coffee.
Why did you do that? No, no, I was going because there was supposed to be a counselor there that had like housing You know what kind of housing programs and stuff like that are in line and I've been very proactive I've been very very proactive more than I've ever done. I usually all the other times in the past I just became Workless drunk and just wallowed, you know on the street, you know for for for years and vans and motor homes And so this time I'm like no, I'm sober. I have things to live for I got a fantastic show with an amazing audience I have beautiful lovers in my life that inspire me and give me a purpose to inspire them So I've been very proactive and proactive about filling out applications and doing things and finding programs I got on food stamps which was a very strange thing for me because I always said not gonna do it You know, I already have met a cow And I just you know, it's just that all of a sudden you do something and they're like oh look I'm on the doll there That's it now.
I'm being taken care of by the government because I'm pathetic So that's that's the thing that kind of leans in your mind, but then there's that part of you that That you're like how amazing to live somewhere where they actually put money aside for fucking people who are having a hard time And then you can talk about whatever corruption and people abusing it and whatever You know, that's fine But the reality is it was very humbling to see so many people around and I volunteered at shelters and AIDS Prussia, Delay and bad groceries and you know and done those things and just how amazing it is to see when people They are invested in humanity for whatever the reasons are you know, whether it be, you know, good bad religious, whatever It's still just when you go into a place and people, you know, try not to talk down to you You know, because they know you're you're in a shitty place and people most people are one paycheck away from being in a shitty place And so it was just very interesting I thought it was very positive to kind of learn those things and to be humbled and to sit in a room with 50 people a good portion of Them have legitimate mental illness as opposed to my mental illness, which is externally triggered It was very interesting to see and to sit there and then to obviously humbly reevaluate my life choices yet again and and to see What my potential is if I give up and also the people that were there that were ambitious because you know Some of the people that were there like, you know, I worked in hedge funds and marketing and whatever and then I moved here and something happened So, you know, you know, I'm really glad you're doing that But yeah, I was I'm not like you in that respect when I went on food stamps and Medi-Cal I was like I'm glad first half of my life I paid into the system and I don't want it certainly don't want to do this for the rest of my life But I was grateful to have it But I kind of felt the same way I went I walked into the place and I thought oh he's gonna treat me badly or you know These are a bunch of employees that are angry and I'm just not gonna be treated well and it was the opposite They were very very nice and it was a humbling experience, but yeah, it surely wasn't one of those big ego moments for the Count no, no, no, no, no, hey, look at me marching in But you know it was it was good and so I'll just I'll just keep it at that and and uh plans are moving forward The love lab isn't pretty sad state right now most of the studio stuff is ripped down and lots of boxes and you know And all the craziness but but I I'm used to change and I'm used to the adventure of change because wow what am I gonna discover? I have always discovered something new about myself. There's always been a new opportunity There's always as long as you're gonna be aggressive about it So I'm kind of excited for you. I'm you know, I'm fucked up and mental but you know, I'm pretty excited about the adventure potential You're excited about the fuck that we've been forced to the man.
Oh, I read this term called pooforia That's like when you're so excited that you're taking a shit No, what the fuck is what the fuck is it? I know what you mean, but I'll hear you describe it when you go to the bathroom And it's just it's really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's before it so I don't know I'm reading this and creative explorer sitting across the table for me on his computer mind I'm just at the table with a party. What do we do on the weekend?
Sometimes sometimes when you're gaming you're like I don't have time Slave What the hell's a moo poo that's their term for going to the bathroom number two that's number two I've never heard of a party because it's a lot like full of a daddy and a bunch of little so you got to come up with a name For the poo sounds better than taking a rank shit Kathy. Well, let me tell you let you know moo poo cute I read this I read this On the show well that you never let anybody else talk. Yeah Not me Now you're the attorney you're the advocate don't come down on her just because she's getting in your face buddy Yeah, okay. She was right.
Yeah, I mean off like four times. I know you're a dick. Yes, you are okay Words and then you go on then you know, I'm gonna be patient. I'm not saying word All right, so I'm sitting across the don't give her the dagger eyes either This is why she has her little anxiety.
I'm just gonna yeah, whatever. Yeah, free anal for you So I read this fucking thing and I'm about to tell a creator because before what it means and he goes I'll be back. I gotta go to the bathroom and he goes to the bathroom comes back and he says that was a really nice solid And I'm all what is this what our relationship has deteriorated into it when he goes? No, you know what like when you go to the bathroom and it's either gonna be a real solid poo and you don't really need to wipe that much Or otherwise, it's just wet and sticky and you gotta What about watching to I have remained silent for this Al This is why I thank you very much for aggregated for my silence so we could hear this this incredibly But he was walking to I don't know I want to ask this.
Do you know what a Houdini is? No? Oh, yes, I do yes Yes, I go I tell him a new genius. You don't know who did you is that when you take a poop and you look in there?
And there's nothing there's no no when you poop and you wipe and nothing comes off like you don't have to wipe It's also called silly him Look what he's got dude. Why is that people carry that shit with him? Okay? What's wrong with baby wipes?
I you know because guys are not gonna carry around baby They have to carry around dude wipes so you grind up babies and put them on napkins and then with them what? And this is when I just spec constipation so I just have to poo at home. It's fine. It's great I can't believe that they were on sale our relationship that we know poof or you know we're talking about poo I want to he's just me.
I mean honestly. I was just me couples actually talk about this I like what it gets to that point I see folder and gross. I like being grow older and gross. I don't like talking about poo Apparently you do well, I have to tell you I have the many he starts talking like that as he's talking to me I'm on the computer going uh-huh tell me more writing into the perverted podcast set with poo for you I killed him.
I'm talking about this You know No, I guess you know, it's just it's part of you know It's part of your natural health and whatever people who describing how it's wet and sticky and I gotta go use a Okay, that might have been TMI, but you know what I'm gonna do my what's that three some fixed stuff I just owe three some three some fixed stuff I just wanted people to understand that if you are having a bad life and some things are going wrong and unstable You should just have some three some and it'll make you feel a lot better. I agree with this. Yeah, yeah, yeah Everyone's ever in everyone in the room think three some's make things better. We got some thumbs up from the girls on the on the Bid alright, I have something to confess.
Yes. I've never That's Kathy is why you are a miserable fucking person Chicks the liquor pussy now. I will agree. I got one there's two there's Rebutes right now I love the girl on girl believe me, but I would prefer two guys.
I mean same say one where strap on and then I jump in I Just never have this People having sex well, no, I mean with creative explorers haven't you done that with creative explorer? It wasn't a three some yes I was in the room while he was playing with somebody there's a little bit of eroticism when the two of us have played with somebody else But I would not consider that a three some what would you consider a three some? Everybody's having sex just everybody everybody everybody has to drag and awesome Well, I need to make sure okay because obviously she didn't consider her being in the room having that's not a three some I could do that stripper watching a stripper. You're not having sex if you watch a stripper.
There's a true. I guess While this was going on no, I was not or were you instructed to masturbate? No, okay, I gotta go with you. Yeah, okay now we're starting to delve into other aspects that could are surely sexual They were erotic and sexual, but we weren't all having sex and I've seen him have sex I've had other people watch me have sex there in the room with us.
That's not a three some hmm I've seen you give a blowjob before That's how our show unfolds itself. We're like not should talk about that. Okay, maybe just tell me that a little bit Do you know the amount of times that I've told myself don't talk about that that's private between you and great explore And then the fucking show you turn the switch and I'm like guess what happened to me. I can't keep it in I think our listeners can't rely on that Listening we just had an impromptu spanking to the theme song I can play more jingles if you want to spank or do it very cute Well, your piece of mine, please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically granted us permission to do so today regrets It immediately afterwards I can vouch that not everybody that you actually read a post a couple months back from a girl I'm dating now.
Oh, what's your name? Can we say that name or was it a fat life name because that's not a fat life now? That was a fat life name. I was a fat life name.
And we say use that name on the show. Yes I know what he's doing. Okay, I'm just gonna check is that all of a sudden it's like I do a podcast I know how this works. Okay.
Hey, oh Jesus everyone's expert. No, but I know how to follow the rule That's right. Okay, so this one is from well. This is quite a name.
I have to say this is the freakiest name I've ever heard toon a sub Toomaso I like it. All right, she wrote a post called just saying she says I like to be dominated humiliated overpowered field-grated shamed and fucked with I like to get beaten brought to tears push to my limits and plenty more But I also need to feel valued wanted respected understood and an equal not taken for granted or treated a second rate And only by the right person in the right context and in a safe environment just saying Well full smattering of full you didn't cut it off. I did not because she just described The reality of pretty much the entire lifestyle in a very cute whimsical way and short and short I didn't have the cup. They should have it all.
You didn't this was it was incredibly succinct and and When you come into the lifestyle the second half for a lot of people and even in some ways myself I mean I was always asked consent and and whatever but when a lot of people come into the lifestyle They don't okay, let me say it refraces when a lot of know it all dominance come into the lifestyle thinking they got this kind of thing Down because you know we did some stuff online and you know we have a few online slaves and we call those domicades Yeah, and so yeah, so what do you call Domassus Domassus? Again, you know not I mean that's the experience you come into and even if you come in like a dick You're a dick, but even if you just come in thinking well, this is how it's done This is the thing that should be read to every new top that comes into the lifestyle and every top that's not in the lifestyle Because the fantasy is is that you are my toy and I will degrade you and do all of these things to you And then you know you you take a load of my come and then you say thank you master and you crawl into your cage And I can go play video games which is amazing if you work if you can get it but the reality is is that There is a person there and and just as the poster has just eloquently put hey, you are right I like those things too. I like all that fantasy, you know degradation, you know violent, you know I love that too in play and then before and after that play just remember I'm a human and I want the same things that most humans want which is validation respect and understanding that I'm a human being and That I need to be treated as such and I just I wish a simple post like this could literally just be dropped into so many Uber tops and not even uber tops just misinformed tops You say new people but there are some people that have been in the last offer years that still need to hear that same sort of thing Because they just don't know what they're doing well I think at that point you're talking about someone who is just not they're not interested in learning Yeah, I think you've been in the community long enough you've heard that you say in the community I'm just saying okay, I'm sure you're sure yeah, I agree with you on that I would say that and the reason why I like this and chose this post was that for the average person who's new or somebody who's not into Kink and has a family member or friend who doesn't understand what's going on They don't understand what seems you know this weird dichotomy it seems counterintuitive You want to be beaten you want to be slapped you want to be sexually used But then you want respect and you want someone to you know do stuff for you and make sure that you're taken care of it Doesn't make any sense to the average person who does not understand BDSM and that that kind of plays into unfortunately the Perception that what we do is done because they're we're broken and there's something wrong with us They don't understand that those two go hand in hand even people I know who are in a 24 seven power exchange who don't just do this kind of stuff when they're playing Even they have a healthy dose of respect in their relationship And that top that master that dominant Takes on a great responsibility and taking care of their slave or their bottom Absolutely one of the reasons why I whenever I the few times in my life that I've come across a situation where I could possibly be in charge Or someone else I've given it a lot of thought and decided to back off a little because I don't want that kind of responsibility It is a huge responsibility when you're at the top end of a power exchange I'm not saying more than than the other side I'm just saying that it's a it's a balanced relationship but they are two completely separate things and in my opinion the person on top takes on a tremendous responsibility and I wish there was a way to make new people understand that or people who are not in the scene who want to understand it to really Think for a while how these two elements can be in the same relationship because it in my opinion If you think about it a little bit it doesn't you'll understand it quickly And I'm saying all this because I've been doing a lot of reading on Reddit trying to find things that I don't have to ask for permission for Because I'm not reading the verbatim like I do on FETlife And what I'm running across is a lot of people Even who are trying to come into the community who are not understanding this and are almost I'm gonna say willfully not understanding this Almost like they like you say the dominant who who is just being an asshole That's probably because they don't want to understand it They want to keep it in as a fantasy that it's always been in their head so how dare you bring reality into my kink Exactly exactly so I thought boy If you could just get the average person to understand that both of these elements have to be in a healthy power exchange Then you would relax your prejudices and not assume that people who are in the lifestyle were abused have been raped And that there's something mentally wrong with them. I'm not broken.
I just like broken things Sure wait at that on a t-shirt I don't really have anything to add other than like yeah when I talk to people about kink outside of the kink community a lot of people Assume like oh you whoever you play I must be really fucked up or like you must be fucked up in the head It's just like no people are saying to you. Oh, yeah, honestly I was talking to someone on tinnertay and I told him like how much I like to play and like how heavy I like to go He's like wow someone must be really fucked up to like do that to you and like you it's so consent Like we all talk we talk about it beforehand. It's all consensual like people just don't understand even after I told him that he was still just Going off like No, I mean but I used to have Similar views of that when back when I was like a Christian misogynist And just I'm just being honest. She's describing someone in that shame that that is what I felt I don't think I was as actively aggressive about trying to make someone feel bad for that But I would always question like well What is this person's motivation and and are they an abuser and you know and it really came down to even though it was something I had a lot of kinks and stuff like that I didn't have those types of kinks like I had a lever that I did stuff with it and and you know at this level And then she came back and she had like broken lips and a black eye And she's like oh I call them daddy and this is hot and he punches me in the face and and and this is just totally fucking hot And I love this and I remember I just about came unglued internally going This is not right and why and I'm like and I'm like so what do you get out of this and and she's I just think it's hot And it's violent and whatever and I'm like okay Well, I understand king but that motherfucker that piece of fucking shit That was before I even you know that was the first time I ever heard someone refer to their lover is daddy This was year a lot of years like 20 something years ago And before and that was when I was like I don't know about this old daddy thing that sounds a little creepy to me You got better.
Yeah, and yeah, so I do understand that That point of view because I had it and mine was obviously women You know need men to protect them from themselves because they obviously can't make an informed decision about their own sexuality Because you know they have a China's and that's why you do that well I didn't I mean overtly that's what I thought but and when I had to look back and inventory that personality of myself I had to say that's exactly what you think because you say you love women so much and you respect women and women are so amazing or whatever Then why can't they speak up for themselves? Why can't they be able to advocate for themselves and that that's because I was a misogynist and that's because I I believe that they needed me in Particular penis possessing me to save them and then they would they would love me and want to fuck me I will fix the things that are broken with you just come to me Yes, just come to me So so I understand that but I do also understand the fact that I did spend a lot of years Analyzing that and then coming to terms with the fact that that that You're when you're dealing with the non fantasy part which is the respect that happens before during and after okay Maybe not during but definitely before I said I'm like thinking back to spitting on funny while we were fucking earlier So but afterwards, you know, I fanned her off. I had my little fan and and oh yes. Yes, money What's I was just thinking about that too because this made me think of just my own experiences And I wish like that we could just show people what we experienced because even in the midst of like degradation seems like I cling to you Because there is that respect and not trust or even if you're hurting me and putting in needles I always reach and grab for you because that's like the whole trust and that's the relationship that's been built like it's It's like inseparable.
I like wish that we could show people that you know because that makes sense Like bunny very good. Very well. I wish we could show people you right now just wiggling around naked Listeners. I agree with this.
I want to show you all what I know to and just to springboard on that I completely agree with that and sometimes Before you understood okay, this is gonna sound way nerd I think only the people in this room and certain perverted podcast listeners are going to embrace this what bunny just said was so erotic and was so flattering and so inspiring to know that we have journeyed into that level of respect for me to be able to spit on her during sex and Then immediately after that I pick up a fan like a fun geisha fan her I wipe off my own spit and and and then I fan her and then I make you know rice for them You know so I to us I wish I understood when I didn't understand how sexy it is to have somebody Reach for you and to trust you and to spend that time that all you have to do is just acknowledge them as a person It is such a simple thing to do It's just you are person I'm playing with let me take some time and investigate your who you are and then yes during play We can we can take away some of those limits and we can and have some just dirty animalistic fun because in the back of our minds We know that we're going to take care of each other and I wish people who didn't know knew how fucking sexy that was because it's really really sexy It takes it takes any kink fantasy to that next level absolutely They should listen to the show boogie and understand what it is They should drive out the bunny now, you know when we do our shows and we said well We have to go to each person now when we do our shows because now we can go pick people up You know I fucking hate that name Can't we just call the PLL for the portable love lab because that's what it's gonna be Oh, okay, how many people vote for ravioli? Oh No matter what do you want to check in with Dale? Don't go to the ravioli one person in the room is with you We just lost well in chat. There's not much talking, but there's a spanking and a mountain real Yes performance by an achy She spanking someone to be in spank from the noises they're making I'm pretty sure they are being Something by who I wonder by achy wait is achy spanking someone now someone's doing things back He makes great sounds they were like oh we're already doing this halfway through the show I'm like no don't make me sad continue I like how you're just talking to us right now on the show and in the other ear you just have like the sounds of love I was listening.
It's like wait. I hear moans. Let's investigate. Oh volume up and I'm still very sad I'm sure because I suppose to me back he oh that's right.
Yeah, she was here Yeah, she came to like ask me for a hand like what should I wear like hey tell me what you're wearing Yes, definitely wear that and I heard it was much fun and I was so sad so but she would have died if you would have driven I would have been happy you might have died well. Yeah, if you would have got to yeah, I got there hang out with thank you Nice. Yeah, cuz my co-host greedy. He actually met her right Fuck you greedy now.
They're having like teenage wars where he's flipping him off and going ah nein or nayner You know the what really get on the mike experience Absolutely, okay, so I went out to Texas to me Dachy Okay, I'm sorry. Yeah, okay I went out to Texas to me Dachy and I was going there to see one of my best friends and you know She's freaking hot and she's fucking awesome and this asshole didn't meet her. So you know, haha Wow, this is the shit I have to do with I do the shit every show. She see me try to touch her leg.
Jesus fucking I love that I forgot that was there. I was like waiting for No, that's my least favorite only because you do so much more that are better than that That is OG that is an OG. Oh, it's not yeah the chanting one. No literally like show number two No, I don't think so I can vouch that it is because I just started listening from the beginning I got the death stare from Kathy.
That's right. You did all right today. We have a email from sin as my alibi I think this is somebody who's in the chat room a lot right sin as my alibi we've done Yeah, thanks from her before yes She wrote us and said dear perverted podcast lord count boogie Kathy the mighty hunger the brave and all the rest of you lovely people who have been caught up in this situation And I'm just saying this this is in reference to a couple of weeks ago We had our derama. I am humbled and will probably continue to be a p.p.
Sam You may not remember me, but I am the Danish blurb that wrote to you around show 152. Yeah, we're gonna remember There was a summer there was a summer breeze that I went back and listened to all of them Um, and I want to say that it was about I think I was just like saying hi Oh, I just think that they were listening to all of them. I'm a p.p. say I'm not listening to every show but you went back?
No, no, I didn't go back P.p. Sam echo that would be one in the room. We have one in the room I barely have time to listen to the shows. We do anyway After receiving the message from boogie on discord coming from happy I wanted to reach out I wish I was better financially suited to help out more than I am currently.
Please You're fine. Don't do anymore. Just listen though. I know you don't know me I feel I know you you have all become part of my king-alicious family and I look forward to checking in on you every week I know others have reached out and this makes me incredibly happy and I hope you realize how much this is a reflection of you And what you bring to us.
I am invested in you and will cheer you on from afar in the hopes that you finally get the recognition for the amazing individuals You are everything from your advice to your obvious care and passion The honest take no prisoners where you dare to share your lives with us is not just appreciated but loved I know this because I genuinely have no other words to describe it If I in some way shape or form can help, please let me know regardless You have my support even if it is simply sentiment at this point blow jump. Oh my god. No blow job. No boogie No, no boogie.
I'm not gonna support you in this one one off her day because I put out the call for pity sex I did I said I'll take some pity sex. You know I know it was not a pity sex from alisher. I laid down Did you get the pity sex though? Well, you know it not offers I do I have offers so um I was not on pity sex This was an amazing letter because it was one of those things that was happening in the middle of our drama And it really lifted our spirits you and I it was This is one of a number of letters that have similar sentiment from And I think we talked about this kind of ad nauseam so we won't talk about it But but wow just just knowing that people are so genuine in their Being with us and how they really do feel that this is their show and that and that they feel Not just they're not just a spectator But they're they're part of a they're part of like a family and we do and everyone sends their letters and we read people's letters And we talk about all the different people we can that are out there in pp zombie land and and so forth and and it is There's nothing like it.
There's just nothing like it It's very Throughout this all of this so many people have just really shown me that no matter what I think about myself or whatever I think about anything that that I have a show and I have a responsibility to do that show and that's a good enough purpose To make it through each day more than a lot of people have it. I'm grateful to have it pretty cool Of course I feel a little uncomfortable. Go ahead. Let's let's have the young I want to have the Oh my god.
It smells so good because I want you to get soup now The tractor that last time said it doesn't smell like anything So what is your soup? No, what is the joy of the simple? Yeah, it's like having a lot of it without actually eating. Okay, I swear last time I was sure I saw this one Pumpkin smells like us You want to get over there if your ass smells like a chicken boy on my face and your ass that's all I'm saying I just Okay, it smells like assy cat food Is that the same one from last week?
They're the same ones. They're still sitting here. Yeah, I don't know why it smells worse. They're supposed to last till the end of time.
They're like oh, I'm sorry That's heroin sorry It's sorry. It's a little brown on there No, sorry. Yes, that does smell like ass. Yeah, please.
You should wash your hands if you start to feel a little nauseous And a little itchy then no, then don't do that. What? Let's go on. What shall we go on to the It's been a long time since we played that you don't like it.
I know you don't like it I know you don't like it all my fucking owners. Yeah, why is that a big deal? You gotta bring that up every time we do this Because I'm a songwriter. That's like the worst Italian ever No, he just started on what's like right there?
I don't know what to do. No, that's a stroke dummy. Don't you know? I smell toast and heroin and ass.
Told Al's ass. Wow. I smell Al's ass. It's like chicken boy on I hope it's not huh?
I really hope my ass doesn't smell like that. We should all chat with you. You should put your ass in the air and we all just come give a big old whip Little uh little uh little Al ass up it. No.
Who wants in on this? I mean, again one two three You totally raise her leg. I'll go and mute. Yeah.
I like to go and repussy off to everybody. That's it I'm the worst. My car's gotta be named that. My car's gotta be named ravioli.
We should all be able to sniff your ass. Okay fine. You can sniff my ass Now it's not fun anymore. I gave it too fast.
No squirmin. I mean I'll take her up on it. I'm not gonna do it. What do you mean it's not fun?
I will take it any so what do you got for the groovy? Grieving to be. Uh right it comes to the rescue once again. Yeah, lots of good stuff in there.
Somebody was writing in asking is it possible to be authentic while maintaining anonymity? The thing about this person is a very triggery open ended possible bit ball thing. Yeah Well, this person was from a community that did not not have a lot of people in it It was a very secluded area and they not only had never They'd never heard of a group of people getting together where they had nicknames or where they had seen names So as they were concerned going with your real name. So the concept was very confusing to this poster How is it possible to be authentic when you have to lie about your name what you do for a living?
You have to keep certain information away They didn't understand in a community or in a lifestyle in which authenticity is often Um the measure of success in a relationship. How is it possible to maintain any kind of anonymity? I think this is fantastic We have talked about this. Yes, we have but not quite from that angle This dude really was asking this question as if they just had never heard of such a thing as seen names so confused And I realized it wasn't just him it was everybody in his community.
Sure. So there are communities out there that don't realize Oh, yeah, don't fucking tell anybody whatever what your occupation is or and that does not mean that you are a deceptive person Just because you have yeah if you choose not to divulge certain information that doesn't make you a liar What go you why you raising your hands? Yeah, yeah, thank you. Thank you.
I'm that is the stipulation to this and this is what we talked about There is nothing wrong with anonymity. There's nothing wrong with having a scene name There is nothing wrong with withholding where you work where you live all of those things are just smart to do Except when you're going to start playing with somebody And when you're start to play with somebody who you don't know and when you are going to start playing with people that you're meeting online And you don't have any vetting or you don't have any in that circumstance you have every goddamn right to ask whatever Information you need from that person to feel comfortable enough to trust them enough to play with them If you want them to send you their driver's license If you want to meet them at a police station if you want to have them get a doctor's report with a finger up their ass You have the right to ask anything they may say no and fuck off But you have the right to ask whatever information you need because yes There are people who are going to try to deceive you and not give you any information about themselves or their STI background or any number of those things And you have a right to feel comfortable However, you feel comfortable with whatever information No, but when you're dealing with people that you are not going to play with you have no need to know information about that person other than who they are in their character That's my opinion. Yes. Yes.
That's an awesome God's podcast so we're paying on this Does it come from personal experience? Well, I mean in a sense absolutely just because you have interactions with people where there some people are coming into this confusion like hey You know even from both sides, you know, we see people like I don't want to tell people who I am or my background or where I work or whatever Because they've been burned. They've been ripped off. They've been outed They've you know any number of things and then you also hear from people like the this poster where it's just like well How can I really be authentic?
Can I be authentic with somebody emotionally? Even if I don't know what their real name is well at that point if you're trying to become emotionally invested You've reached that point where it's better to be honest. Am I sure at that point it's like hey, I've invested time with you I have taught you at I'm a semi-adlamp hopefully and now we're at that point where we can share these actual facts about ourselves And feel safe to do so at least we should hopefully even still it's not I went I was at a munch once a couple of years ago. I know I was talking to some guy who I would actually talk to many times that I had been at this munch And so he and I didn't know that much about each other But I knew from other circles that he was in the movie industry and I'd actually seen him on a couple of documentaries And at the end of this munch he we were talking we we struck up a conversation about tea of all things and somebody had sent him all these exotic Tees and and I was like what?
Tell me all about it. So at the end of the munch he's like hey, Kathy you want to come back to my apartment? So he's like he gave me a picture of his driver's license. He let me take a picture of it He gave me his business card and I knew for a fact that that's was where he worked right I still wasn't comfortable enough.
I was not gonna go with this guy This was I had a nut I had something that made me uncomfortable and I wouldn't call them red flags This was just someone who only ever showed up to a munch. I never saw anything any otherwise So even giving somebody all that information is not guaranteed that you're gonna immediately trust them also someone doesn't want to Those information they also have that right and then you just don't do anything exactly I mean I have the right to make your choices. I can there are so many people there are so many people that I have played with I have no clue what their name is or who they are and but that's the type of player I can be in certain I couldn't be in a relationship You know for five years with Mew if I didn't understand a little bit more about her life I don't need to be Involved in all of those things, but of course I I in that relationship I we do know obviously a lot of personal private information about each other But I I have found the type of play that I like is when I do spontaneous player I do demo player or new people play. I'm looking for more authentic behaviors rather than authentic information Does that make sense?
Yeah, like I'm looking for a person that I can communicate with that can advocate for themselves So I know that they're going to speak up when they need to I'm looking for things that are more valuable to me than just Where you went to school or you know what your mother's made name is I really don't don't care But if somebody does and that's what makes them feel more comfortable I I have given lots of information to people and been willing I you know fine You want to meet me at the police station if that's what it takes then you deserve to you know have whatever needs met And if not then I'll just say I'm not interested in doing that and you know go your own way. I like it Yeah, I like read it a lot boogie. It's good. Excuse me a lot of good stuff to you Yes again, I just wish we could start I mean we do have a reddit nobody goes there I will start going to I worked on it for a while and then you know I mean I technically could email these people and asking can I read your book but I end up just using their topic Right, I'm also posting on the public forum anyway.
That's true I mean they don't have the the TOS that that fat life has it's not like we're feeling bad But my point of view is that I wish you know How do we get better? into reddit because I've tried and I'm just I suck it reddit and and I've done pretty good You know I've gone into some of those advice things and with the other people that are from the life So cuz that happens a lot there's people from the lifestyle that actually go into their kind of just say You know Maybe I know some information I can share and you do get people that you can tell by the way they talk Oh, these people are probably in a community and they understand a lot about consent and and communication stuff like that But I really wish that I was that there was more of that because so many of these questions for these individuals get answered by 12 year old You're like fuck your tits man I can and those are those 12 year olds that will grow up to not get late until they're 30 Oh, or they'll just do really manifest into really negative behaviors. So yeah Dark very fast. It's a you know It's not just us it's not just us having the good information We have the good information because we learned it coming into a community as I told Allequently before that I was a douche when I came in and I thought I had good intentions But I didn't and so it is such an amazing gift to have a community a collaborative view of tens of thousands of opinions That we can all bounce against each other and hopefully come up with some better ideas That would make a huge fucking difference if the people that aren't in a community could understand who and what we are and what we actually think about These interpersonal relations, so I just like send out with all this information to everybody just like a cold call I have you heard the good news of kink today.
Just not just be like a joke is witness But we keep doing this show and new people do come and listen and there are hopefully people that find us and you know good As soon as you know Jimmy Fallon brings me on the show stop saying we do it together. No, we do it I think dude. We would have so much fun. I think I have a better chance of getting on something with Kevin Smith Maybe oh god don't do that name again.
What what you don't like Jimmy? No, cuz I don't like you talking about that but no it's a different person You're gonna bring up once this door gets open start bringing up everything Okay, so I dropped the ball I messed up a little bit I wasn't looking at this yet a lot of my mind and I forgot it next week is the fifth Monday Which means pajama rodica and we haven't been to the topic All right, all right, I got I got a couple that were left over from the people who sent us suggestions You mean Luxe no, we said it was because Luxe literally gave us like three pajama rodica's in a row We had two people I just used love okay. Yeah, I just totally used everything. Yeah, good ones They were great this one as a annoyingly bad rap das uber Dom Okay I told kratik's what you guys should do it in German access.
You have to do it into I said I do a terrible German accent that's good. It's annoyingly bad rap do a bad German access I promise to my do that so many people it's gonna be bad All of our German listening we have a good German audience. We're about to piss them all out. They're not they won't they're just gonna just They'll write go there you go there you cuz you're cute you fucking pathetic Okay, so that's uber down for annoying and the only other thing I have for the dog dog dog With no, yes, you know what's da da da I can't help you here.
Okay. Yes. Yes. I don't know It's the it's alternative from like the a's Russian though.
I don't know what it ever I don't even think it was German flock of seagulls No, what do you really know da da da? Yeah, that's it. Oh my god. It's a great song Da da da da Micro attack me what okay?
I could attack me even sushi platter. I don't know how to pronounce it human sushi platter Neotimori it's something it's a thing. Oh, so neotimori is human sushi. Can we just do human sushi play cuz I think neomotimori is like 19 syllables Too much for you boogie.
Yes, we only get five At least we have to I don't know we can just do human sushi charrer food play but you hate food play I know that's one mine will be hey, we need another one. That's an only we have an only bad rap We have one high-coo attack. I need another high-coo attack anybody Anybody? Fucked up topic And Alingus is it that's it Nolangus knows analingus remember that what Christopher walk in on sari nightlife his name is Colonel Angus That's right.
It was a great skit. It was horrible. Okay, so I think that you and I are gonna kill the orgasm Yes, I killed many orgasms. You're gonna kill another one.
My shirt comes off and it's just like wow Yes I love women last a long time hold the trigger man do it what you're gonna kill I am gonna kill a featured orgasm No, we did it a long time and every now and again people asking about it Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna we're we did this I think for three years and comes in and I just want to Start focusing on other types of segments I really want to start getting into more orgasms on you know doing more demos and getting back to demos and things like that Well, we say it's because there've been a couple of people who have offered to send them in I feel really bad I will be emailing them separately It's not that we don't like hearing your orgasm but that episode that you also really want to tell me other truth No, and that is I've had like 15 guys that want to send in their orgasms And I don't want to edit dude orgasms because I don't I don't want to do that and I don't want to be a dick every time and try to explain to them You know, there's editing involved and so you'll be a dick one time. I just you know, and so they're being good dick every time Ah, it's true not that I don't think that the male orgasm is amazing and that every guy should have lots of them I just I just don't want to hear them I don't want to have headphones on and then have to like work on peaks and adjusting peaks and EQ and listen to it Dude fucking stroke his dick. It's not my sexuality and I'm not interested in it plus we've done it for three years And I'd like to find other nice segments, but there I was honest Thank you for that honesty fucks me every other way Disguised our group here and why they're here and you know, maybe give them a little shout out Yes, shout out all right captain awesome and introduce your group as a look to me. Hi everybody captain I'll some coffee press podcast.
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They came out here a second time. That's quite something we actually made it We made it. I was exciting is before I got to talk some podcast nerding stuff cuz they're like look You're kind of cripment you guys not go well. I don't get to talk about this shit with Kathy because Kathy has so I mean literally Every time she's just like I'm gonna gather up all my fucks and walk right out.
I give you none ever So it was nice that you don't let me anywhere near this You right now you had to run this why so that I can do something with it and you just carry on without me I was just getting my little ravioli and fucking chef boy So I'll do so well not what would you do without fucking be driving off roll down the list? Kathy what's gonna happen is because we invited him before you got here. We invited him to come podcast with us I'm gonna turn up in big like hey, did you guys need somebody else? No, you're not only away from you We never knew you Us See his Dell is like the guy's like I can find a ravioli sticker Fine do we have do you have any of the cool stickers that J did yeah, cuz I gave them all to you and I got a car now And I want to put a part I will get one to you that's not across the entire back I have to sell the old a pretty part.
Yeah, what's this doing out there? You gotta sell that fuck I just drive it around the parking lot no You have to leave and you're still gonna be stuck with two cars. No, it runs It runs as a city reps fucking orange out of the radiator. I saw that video.
What's a thought an amazing video I was so happy about that. No, I'll sell for like you know six eight hundred bucks. I'm gonna take it I just haven't done you reminded me weren't you supposed to make a metal band with deal like pink boy? Boy, we went out yesterday and we had a you know a community day in Long Beach That what is that like that didn't answer the question at all Look, it's band bonding you can't have a band unless you got like that point of reference where it's like we okay, dude You know you like you too.
I like dead Kennedy's all right mudkips great. We got it in you've been asked him on the show Tell do you sing and he's like yeah, I could do karaoke. Yeah, and yeah, so alright get dirty pink boy going You know Jesus fucking crack the whip manager Christ. What the fuck that's right?
I will drive. I'll drive you're gonna run this Turn this podcast around Reveally out the fucking door and that is our show Everybody every single one of our listeners including everybody on our patreon page Thank you so much to the members of gothinpress.com who were here for a second time and did not crash did not have anything bad go wrong So the curse is lifted who that's got a press dot pod beam dot com awesome greedy la la and veneery is that right? Yeah, thank you as usual to the lovely naked bunny and you for giving us so many pretty things to look at And thanks to Delve as usual for sitting wherever we need him. Can I give a shout out to Panda?
Yes, you can I do show I just wanted to say hi to Panda cuz she came out with us as She's super sexy and she wanted to come to show tonight And I told her not to cuz we were gonna leave right after the show and made her feel bad. Oh So I love you just say no I just say I love you, but you know, I'm gonna catch Pokemon in like 10 minutes Yeah, so I guess been time, you know, I feel like guilty so you know, yeah, I was gonna quick shout. Hey, Aki eventually I will see how find you it'll be fun. Look out at you.
Oh, you're from a flethrow of shout outs Yeah, I do shout outs all to women. I mean why no. Yeah, hey creative explorer I Always tell me I'm cut up or I'm behind No, I did it. Do you want me to four two two two six two zero three seven?
Please send us your questions or comments right? You know what if you don't want to drain bother because I'm on reddit now and I wow Nothing to yeah, you look at that you are you pee-pee kids happy now. You just made mom mad. Okay, mom has just rejected you before I get home Walked away from before I get home.
I want to call the number leave at least two messages That is so Jewish guilt Kathy. I what you say I have it over my mouth. You just said oh, I'm on reddit now I don't care. They're all dead to me.
They don't send me anything. That was my Jewish grandmother. I do you wish I was dead Are you trying to disown me? Is that what makes I call?
Why don't you return my calls? This is a much better accent bitch. Can you call six minutes ago, and I'm doing a show? Hey, I didn't say thank you to owl.
I don't want to leave her out of this. She sat on the mic and I didn't say anything Stop her like that Sniff your People in chat that they want to sniff your butt to Hey, anyone who wants to sniff my butt just ask me your more than welcome Nice Can we touch it can we make the spinker pucker? That's a different uh, different conversation when you do it like squeeze in like I love you guys that little I don't know my asshole said I love you. It does it does wiggle the cheeks and go Wait, I love you.
I need to finish owls but whole thing. I love you Invest in build-a-bear sound boxes Dells a thinker you see what you did you started the deal is a thinker Yeah, that would be amazing if you could make a butt plug that out of speaker in it they exist do that and then you can like literally Talk to yourself. I'm pretty sure they make them. Oh my god It has like a little teeny like a little wire, but under the jewel.
It's actually a speaker So like when someone's like, oh, I like your jewel and that you can just be like in the other room going Well, thank you. Thank you very much. You want to sniff me? Yeah, I do it up.
I love it second Thank you. I'm very much like it. Where's this going? This is what happens We've tried to end the show before and it's just not you guys never end it on a good note.
No, I don't do it No, I find it's a good one because I'm gonna just throw in some fucking random song at the end And so people can just you know turn it off to that that's right? Yeah Kick it down it makes my wallet wonder why the oil companies in town Intentionally, oh, we got to steal my thunder. I wish it I had wings so I would never ever need to drive Of course, I always broke in a usually just been a money at the bar's when it goes go down Let's I got a week no chance Address we could not mr. Try on appeal all the dollars would have built collect and he say up in night What a good no agenda.
I just want a girl