218. Florida Man Discovers Metaphor (ENT 4.03)

Anika and Liz don their snazziest outfits and beam down to Vulcan for the most miserable wedding we've covered yet. It's Star Trek: Enterprise's "Home"! In which T'Pol marries some dude, while Archer goes rock climbing and Phlox encounters the spectre of xenophobia on Earth.  Is it possible that Tuvok is the only person in the history of Vulcan who ended up happy in his arranged marriage?  It's impossible to square Koss's behaviour with the writers' apparent belief that he is a decent guy "Home" is ENT's "Family" Antimatter Pod pays salute to ENT's use of tropes in the Trip/T'Pol ship Archer's angry camping trip In its clumsy way, ENT was one of the first pieces of media to address the trauma of 9/11, not just the anger and desire for revenge If ENT wanted to be The Sexy Star Trek, they could have saved all the money they spent on decontamination gel and just put all the characters in Henleys What have we learned about weddings in Star Trek? Star Trek is a grim dystopia where your job matters more than your relationships, and that is why Star Trek's weddings and marriages are rarely executed or explored well