Is it on their side? It's on their side. I'm in sick. Oh, you're sick.
You're sick. Yeah, you're sick. Well, you did get me sick. Oh, no, sorry.
You wouldn't know because you were sick. Sick of what? Sick in that last night with Rick left the air conditioning on. And sick of that frickin' plane that we in cattle class that I could squash together like, we'll all join have a route.
A big orgy in the plane. Well, next time. Boy, he's in this class. We went through the affairs and you're saying, you know what, no, fuck it.
We use that money, Vegas. Well, we did, and more. And more. And more.
I'm gonna go after the good evening or talk car podcast with all. Still try to recover from Vegas. Posted by Peter Oronas. Joining me tonight is Tom, the roving reporter.
And we've also got security. Hello. Hello. Here are the voices.
They all sound a bit croaky. It's slow. It's only been a week and a bit. It's been a couple of weeks.
It's sort of took a bit of a break. We haven't uploaded the interviews with Bean. We're just still trying to recover. Like, you were sick.
I was sick. For the first day we got back. I was sick. Yeah.
Then my foot swelled up. I've been there discovered, wait, wait, you discovered it. You've got it. Yeah, yeah.
What the fuck is that? It's the security. We used to say like ages ago. I thought the fuck is it?
The worst pain. Yeah. I thought I broke a toe. My foot swelled up like eight and hours after the floor.
That's because of drinking. Yeah, I've got all these one of them. He says we build up a facet. We do drink alcohol compared to what I usually drink.
We do drink that. We do drink that. We do drink alcohol. Yeah, we drink.
Yeah, we drink. Yeah, because I say drinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not to say you anymore.
The fuck I was. That was how the windows are over. Yeah, well, no, you should talk to my brother about that. Once we go on to Hamilton, I'm like, I'm going to be drunk constantly.
I don't want to be the babysitter. But we don't get where we're going to fall down and fall in the garden. You've got to look after us. We get what do you call it?
Mary. Yeah, we're just happy. We're happy. Happy, happy.
That's right. Not careless drugs or drugs that lose control. But I free alcohol. Yeah, that's right.
Why? Because you know why? If I brought a drink at the bar, was I the $22 or $32? It's not cheap.
Okay. So basically, as everyone knows, we're talking about going. We went to Vegas. We went to LA first.
We'll go through a few points. But Vegas, the strip is a tourist trap. It is probably the world's biggest tourist trap. We will make fun of the touristy guys.
We'll get the opera house. We had the opera house. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. But where did you go?
We can drive out. But you're there. You brought a whole heap of cash. You're hoping to win.
And we won a couple of nights. A couple of nights. But it was funny. So that was your first time in the States.
Security had been to New York. We all got on the plane. LA didn't start off too well. No.
Free alcohol. Free for our delay from QANIS. So that was missing from the plane or something. They couldn't turn the line.
The computer control of the late usually works. Reset it. What's the line going across the screen? Perhaps the A-house is there.
When they started walking out, the fuck about the problem. So we're at City Airport. And we had a good spot at that bar there. We got up like idiots and that was it.
We were stuck at the gate. We're getting in. The going there was perfect. The plane is not even half full.
We mean we could lie down the seat beside us. Pick a road. They moved you guys around. Get up.
Get up. The tour down the way. And fast-forward on the way back. Fuck.
Not even in NTC. Absolutely. And we had that series, Reacher. Jack Reacher.
The old Tom Screws Reacher. The new series. With that guy. Reacher.
He sat in the chair of front. When he lent on it. Right to get into his chair. The chair actually bent it back.
Do you guys? Yeah. And then it came forward. That's how big he was.
I never saw it. How could he be calling out to marry him on the flight? When I knew it out of it. How was it?
We called out to marry about. How could you guys play? It took like two hours. Yeah.
Two hours. Hang on. He gets in the plane and he sleeps. After three hours of food.
He's up. Dinner. Then he sleeps again. Then in the morning breakfast time he's up again.
On the way there. There wasn't any ice cream on the well the way back. Yeah yeah. They went over and there was it was.
You didn't get on the way. There was it. I got it. To Rick.
From the back. Where did I put the ice cream? Like it? Tastes like an underbilly.
It's like a solid block. You put your tongue on it. I've got a question. It's like an underbilly.
M&M's go white. I've been giving, I've been opening. I'm not giving them a. I didn't.
They were right. You had it on the way there. Maybe because I've got white. You didn't put white in blue.
Yeah. You're getting old. on the weekend for other shows. No, it's good.
The plane flight back was bad. Just bad. And I said to you guys on the way back. It is.
It is. On the way back. I have to do what's called premium walk. Premium walk.
Yes. I advise people listening on the way back. Upgrade. Up great.
Because coming back's freaking hell. On a freaked flight. So we get into LA three, four hours late. You didn't make up any time.
And then we hired, like, when we last, she was a four transit. I hang up a transit moment. We had a four transit moment. That was the story of the trip.
So we go to 3.3.1, a fucking company was. And it was a tall cedar we ordered and it was giving us a Chevy express. Now the Chevy Express is like the pillow van. If you see the movies, it's the same van for 30 years.
It's that Chevy, between lights and it's like a bus. It's like, was it three seats together? That guy, Mr. T.
Just basically. The 18 van. Yeah, like, to make it look like that, I don't care. So the seats are meshed together and there's no, like, it's like five rows and there's no lucky space with it.
And they go, there's no four transits. So we sort of. And they thought that was an open on the side. So we get the transit.
The door wouldn't open. The luggage was on the back seat. So there's still enough room because it's like a 15 seat up. And this thing's fucked.
There's no screens. There's no nav. But you've got the kilometers and then we've got the transit van. They had more kilometers.
No, no, no, no. So this thing had, what, 50,000 miles? Yeah. And 50,000 miles.
I said, I'm not fucking driving this. But we gave up. We left. And then when you hire a car in LAX, whatever car company you go, they're massively catch a bus a mile out of the airport.
They're like a massive yard and there's like four or five toll boots. Like it's like toll boots where you show your ticket and they let you out. We saw two transit vans in the yard. Black and white.
So we stopped. I just left it before the exit. I said, guys, stay here. I stored his back and basically.
I've seen you fucking. I saw a photograph too. There was one down the back sideways. I said, here they are.
Okay. I don't care how long it takes. Oh, that's the one for the staff. They just got dropped off and they get sick.
Okay. We don't care. I've seen them. I want them.
They gave us a black one. And first I've had a black van. That's why we didn't see when we're looking around. Yeah, it was there.
We actually still like drove into them. We'd leave and that's why we're looking for white vans. The fact that we had a black van fast forward. So we got the four transit moment.
Got the transit. Capital car play with you. We're going. Everyone was happy.
Everyone was tired. Yes. We didn't even stop it where I wanted to stop at Randy's donuts for you. You were so tired you didn't care about it.
Get to the hotel. But fast forward we got a Disneyland. Well, I tried to not hotel. For people who don't, I've never been to a hotel where hotels were.
So I was into continental in LA. You pull in and then you got to go to the 40 floors. 70 floors. 70 floors.
You're checking in. And then from there, you got to go to another bunch of lifts to go to your floor. But hey, I've got to meet. That was fucking.
That was all. How good was that? It was beautiful. And we was breakfast on the 69 floor.
Yeah. We got the hot dog. Overlooking. So we checked in.
We went to have a chill out after then sleep. It was already nighttime. So we just got up and had California pizza kitchen. We just went to the nearest pizza.
And then we went for a walk. It was Halloween night. And everyone we talked to said the same thing at the end of the conversation. We talked to everyone.
We were straight. The last bit of the conversation we talked to was be careful. Everyone. Be careful.
We're in downtown. And that's what the hotel is. It's like you guys, be careful. Be careful.
And they're all dressed up. But we don't know some of the people that were dressed up. It was at their normal clothes. Someone was a bit.
They were dressing up as homeless people. No. No. No.
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Shit. No. No. No.
Oh. me off or when I was a girl and it looked half the bag she got two dollars. You got a good tip. Even though you're not too cheap.
No, it's well if someone carries your bags what's 80% of zero, still zero really. But the way you paint right to this if I say. Level of thank you. Yeah that's right.
So if you're sitting at Vegas at playing cards or the pokies they come around with cartels they got free it's free. So I learned this a couple of trips ago. I used to tip a dollar two dollars. Well thank you.
Thank you. I read a dollar notes. So I gave her a five dollar note. Well thank you.
Oh you were so tough. It's almost 20 anyway. So Tom was tipping everyone everything just to get a flag. Yeah and I got the word that stuffed me up was appreciate you.
I appreciate you. And that was on the second or third day and your wife was banging me about hardly. Keep on going hard. Thank you.
You want to appreciate it. Yeah she was funny. Give it up to me. So we get up the next morning with the pick up Andrew's 90 tonight with his misses from Disneyland and when Tom heard Disneyland.
Okay mate I told you where you want to go. You said I don't agree. Yeah but we should have bought my day. I could have got to Disney.
Oh no. So next time. Yes. Next time.
So I dropped my wife. Security nice day in the van. Rick. Rick could have joined us tonight.
Wait hang on the camera. Your wife became men and Rick the five minutes wife. Yeah the three of you. Yeah for the whole duration of the trip.
And then I dropped them off some like there's a Ali Disneyland walkway. They got all the food stores memorabilia. It's out. It's in between the.
It's like an avenue of K to the hotels I gather. It's in the hotels. There's restaurants there's a souvenir shop. Left is Disneyland right's California park which is the Pixar the new version.
So I dropped them off there to go pick up the others and my you guys fucking took your time. I get it. I said half an hour. Yeah you can have a talk and talk on the other sort of a part.
Oh yeah. But we enjoyed it. That's the first time I had an advantage with the black man. So there was a pick up drop off air which dropped his office in Uber.
But I saw how five guys drive us. It's a security. This is dropped with the gates. So we drive through the barrier gates and park literally where the park went.
You say start. And then this fire water comes up to me and goes you're in a red zone. Like if it's if your guard is painted red you're not allowed to stop there. And I was in a red zone and he comes and goes are you are you picking up celebrities?
And I was yeah yeah you guys will just park on that side. So I did a new turn. Yeah it's a black van. We were picking up celebrities.
You're funny they saw you riffraff. We had we had you got even got an umbrella and not the balloon. The biggest fucking twist. We had I swear on that half an hour we had that was a little bit longer.
It was we had for the moment we got security there not this security. This is the insecurity to check us with their metal detectors and ship to the moment we went back we just harassed at the madest time. We harassed everyone. The balloon lady.
I think Mary's got a photo of me holding like the hundred balloons and this lady was sweating. Yeah you're not allowed to do that anymore. That's because someone let go once. Yeah because I wanted to put down on that car.
I think there's a photo of her holding him as well. She would let me hold him. But that was good there. And leading up to it was stopped at the fire east.
We had to stop the Beverly Hills fire station. I was still in the car. You guys jumped down. What was we asking the stories about?
The guy told we talked about it. Hey did we get that swapping his fire ship for an American? He didn't do it. No I think he did.
No we just sort of just jumped out. I remember he said he'd bring a Australian fire because he got his custom thingy. I was asking about it. I thought you guys had that.
He was on it. He was a lovely bike like our humor. Hey an American. You can't be on time.
It's a stripper because he had the uniform. It looks fake today. But hey no bullshit this guy was Curtis. He had the time to talk to us.
And he was just like look the whole secret of Otty's being in America. You can't take our shit too far there. You've got to know it to stop. Yeah they don't understand.
That's it. You understand and then they stop appreciating it. You've got to know when to pull away or when to stop. But the first crew they were on a job.
They were looking at us like what are you guys looking at. They were serious. They jumped. But the other guy stayed behind the old.
That ladder up. Yeah top light. Talk to us everything. Autonomous was like half took photos.
And that station there was huge. Yeah. Because every start getting technical with them. That's where you're not.
Yeah. Very soon we can get the fireman. So we then got the diesel in and then we're on now. Oh my God.
Can I say the difference. The difference environments like British white. You go through from from what's out west. Penriff to rise by.
Yeah. It's exactly the same. That's the same. But just a massive sky.
Yeah. And just the way it's gone. And when you got to Santa Monica. That's nice.
Yeah. You'll find a frick out. It's exactly the same. But a bigger sort of like suburb sky.
So when I said we're taking it a Hollywood to the Star Walk. That's fucking cool. You in. Sorry.
It's broadway man. Are you reactive? Hang on. Can you react?
That was how my mum thought it was going to be glamorous. Tonight. She was so disappointed. It's like it's like King Street.
Yeah. No. It's like King Street. We went early.
Imagine doing people in all the tours there. It's nothing. It's shit. It's yeah.
Consanction. New town. It's not broadway. It's too good for that trip.
Yeah. I remember when I got here. Where's that Chinese feeder? Yeah.
Yeah. With a handpiece. Mate, it looks nothing like fucking the TV. Oh, yeah.
It's still got movies. Are we went down with our drive to make? We did put down a drive. You're wearing press with that.
Oh, right? Same shit. We're driving to big big up. Double bays.
Double bays. And then you had a coffee there. Yeah. That was our first.
You know when we dropped Mary off at. And then the Pacific Design Centre. Yeah. That's it.
So we dropped my wife off there. She wanted to look at some design places because she's a designer. That's the first time we discovered how Americans talk. You want milk?
No. Cream. Cream. Dairy.
All these things. Half half. That's what normal cream. I mean, normal milk.
Yeah. But then they're very rough again. And Mary comes up on. He wants food.
Whatever. You want normal cream. You want sweetener with that? Then you hear someone say sugar.
No, no, no. I don't want sugar. And that was the coffee. Coffee.
Shit. Every coffee. And I only started drinking lately the last past year. Let me tell you the coffee.
What do you think I'd drink really? That's my coffee. I can't drink there. Except for Italy.
Did you have coffee there when you went? What did you just smash that? I was just drinking. Okay.
I can't do this right. What did you go to? When I got to Vegas from what? We'll get there.
Midday. So now we're on the freeway. Yeah. Hey.
How long did the drive there was good because? We were shooting under 50 kilometers a mile. How long? Yeah.
But how long did it take us to get out of the lake? They're on a half an hour. They're on a half an hour. But you know what?
The drive wasn't so bad. Really. Because we're all with each other. Yeah.
That's not point. What was going slow? I was just under 100. I was doing 90 miles an hour.
No. No coppers. No street cameras. Nothing made there.
No traffic. Friday afternoon. It's your lane discipline? Everyone's in the fast lane.
So you have to overtake on the new fast lane. And then when you reach a truck, you cut in. Oh, I've got to say Pete, you do drive well over there because old has stuffed it up every time. Yeah.
They've got to do one mistake. You've got to do one mistake. Which one I think the third last day when we pulled out of someone you went to get into the left lane You went like that and then you realized what like that did I? Really I think you're really Anyway, so we stop how we got to stop it's a four-hour drive it's a long way and you got to stop him just strictly so we stopped at Piggy Seuss's place in how was Piggy Seuss's a hey that was Apple the case like you see in the movies slice of pie I had the cherry pie very very bad slice of pie is like the movie is like a movie where it's you know and how fresh was Man fresh the cheap pretty safe when we go again when we drop I'll just get a whole pie We're not we're not gonna have buffet the first night when we go again because we really eat at Piggy Seuss We're gonna buffet two hours later, so we've got the pie But I'm gonna buy a whole I can't take a bite of it.
I'm gonna take a bite of it. I'm gonna take it back with me And then putting the free bed more something comfort because we ran out. Yeah, so it's hit me selling comfort. Yes See it miss so we had Piggy Seuss Back on I don't feel Yeah Cash at that dodgy one yes Cap of ants and these massive caravans when they go in the military surplus.
Yes. Yeah, all those all the Amazon tanks It was my Piggy Seuss's that military base. So across the freeways a guy that sells surplus like Oh, man, it's just parts of it. We've seen a massive huge telling a massive massive caravan I'm a massive 150 Massive Five days or whatever a lot of money a lot of money.
Yeah, you've got a win some too. So we get there we get to wins And then we have a trans another fucking transit moment where I booked two rooms and there's only one available and we booked that really good fucking Rates and months in the day there and then one third of the price next time We're just gonna book separate into the room doing a group booking and I fucking really hard at how to heart attack First time I like me. I was saying Oh, I'm a chair You can press the song about it. Yeah, I see yeah It went from two and a half thousand us for seven nights to two ten thousand thousand dollars a thousand dollars a night Yes, yes, I'm very good at I made a first time.
Well, yeah, I could feel my heart going a hundred mile an hour thinking Okay, but we had planned being seen place. I would have slept with one of the rooms and very was left in the other room like You know it was fine. It was a bit of a smoky book them You had to argue your point three times and literally spill it out for that stupid or you have to just break it down Is it our accent? I understand us.
How can they not have the same system? Come on? No, so I when I broke it down and showed each email with the booking reference He said was the random go you think got it the third time went back in and came outside Yes, but you're gonna pay seven bucks extra for the two separate So it's a tourist thing Another seven Come on, yeah, it's only the two of us well you already had the original room But made the other room pay 70 so you got 70 bucks a night off all of us 140 dollars Yeah, so they named in this plus tax and all this bullshit We were 50 I was on the 59 floor the 60 floors and you was 51 51 and we'll both root 48 We're all 5'1 alright. Hey, so your first night you have a problem your ring reception.
No We go when we eat the first time buffet we're at the other side drinking I'm not drinking that night. Did you like the buffet? Yes? It was good.
I made a lot of friends there. I rest a lot of people very big buffet fucking huge You need a little wheelchair to get to the other side. Yeah, and anything your hands and five plates wasn't a problem Yeah, no really Friendly Just good and the line up to get into it. I put it like a bloke of name if you go to Vegas You need to pre-organize everything because if you Yeah, we'll go to a buffet.
You're gonna wait an hour two hours Maybe three hours just to get to a buffet. Yeah, you know like that it's fushy. Yeah, it's a restaurant Yeah, like yeah, well unless you need a 5 p.m. What midnight if you don't go for dinner at 6.7.
I'm not getting anywhere Look, we went that restaurant that we didn't like it the last night We didn't like it right I didn't anyway we went to go there another night just walk in wait So we had the buffet which I thought was amazing. I loved it. They're there dessert Can you say twice as big as your lounge room at home? We've got the ice cream rule.
You're what flame you want to pisses the button and spins around? I didn't see that the ice cream on the other side of the cake. Yeah, I've seen the other side maybe I did like ice cream But it was just the wind's buffet. Yeah, it was great.
I gotta give it to them I mean I've had MGM buffet with kids was like where wins is just and we didn't have to wait We had the way we already Because it's just It's just really people. Yeah, so then we had a bit of a punt that night Yes, and that's what I discovered alcohol for free playing this for poker playing somewhere and that was it I was fueled up your way for the wall. Thank you. Thank you.
And we did all right the first time Yes, we did put some coin to have some magic chips in the safe upstairs. Yeah, so it was pretty good He's looking at me like that was my last night and then the highlight food wise was the next night What's the next night? I said I know that I don't give a shit to Tom made in secretary book Was a month and a half in advance how'd every day it was for no no it was full yes, and we're hounding him and hounding him She befriended the girl. I'm pretty sure we're one every day every day So we got a book your Saturday night at nine thirty at night But like I said to Tom you turn up there's a bar you can read and when you talk to the staff So we turned up at eight we got there early one extra person as well They didn't like that and well, we didn't like when we walk into the car park the guy with the bag in the And then with a crowbar Next to the security guard And we're like It's on the street, but it's not linked to a casino so it's quite self- It's like a door you open it and then it opens up red volua wallpaper with a wood paneling the red Chesterfield sort of lounge seating I've got like it was 1978 and I was waiting for dinner at a turn up like it was all well maintained I know it's clean.
It was very friendly wait And so we went to the bar got a few drinks Tom was talking to the lady and mate like you do in America you tipped up We got the best table and we got a table the and the reason why they got shitty with us with the table because it was a fourth Yes, a square table square table. I can't fit a 50 And I guess I'm actually won't take much room. She's just like that They wouldn't do it she goes yeah, but you can't do it because every path like they got moves It was what it was I got nervous when we turned up the first lady But then they had two or three private rooms as quick as they went in they And so I had a drink a couple of drinks got called with two a table And we got a fucking crazy table in the middle there beautiful table beautiful staff and me straight away I only come here because I sing on tiktok this plan like lobster platter and he goes yes, okay We want to modify everything we asked for wasn't a problem. Yeah, so Designs the plan other way he wanted to and they The monster tails in a circle the tomahawk on one side and he wanted to put the prawn cocktails in the middle But the waitress said look I brought the prawn cocktails out when the planter comes out.
You'll see why yeah Because I have the the star And he doesn't have got Peter doesn't have a Superheroes and they put that separate like they everything They take everything and then Mary Mary with the toilet no the steak knives they give us all a steak knife beautiful steak knife I'm taking the thing with me, but I didn't do this right. I'm from this and we all go Why would I give us all steak knives mate this lobster came out or before it came out you wouldn't go to the toilet I'm going to go to the toilet Mary goes Rick goes and times like no I want to say the reveal I'm gonna be said I want to be said I think we're gonna use he's been hanging for six months That's what this place is you know, so I cleaned out everything in front of me so I got my hands Yes, I know everyone's and then I'm sitting with it like so Tom can't see where the staff comes So I open my eyes like we're turning around there's no one there I didn't go the toilet and then Rick and Mary come back as you want the pla was still wasn't there He's hanging but once it came it was worth a fucking reveal like the lobster they take it out of its shell and put it on its back The other way in Australia they cut it it's nice as it is So I can think they can give you a little PC for can they bury it in one a sauce and you eat it's nice This thing they've cut the other meat and they put the lobster tail upside down Yeah, they put the tail on top and it's bigger than the It's like a star. It's like that's like that high like about fucking You need to start cutting ten centimeters and eat like up and one like fucking massive bigger than your hand Like a hand and a half across and you're using the steak knife to cut into it He had two and a half and he was struggling I left a bit of it like I'm struggling doing it like that One plus a bit of the steak we couldn't even because he was on the top of our ourselves because I don't even look at the steak Because everyone's we have to leave we have to leave we have to leave we have to leave Because you got meatballs and you got the meatballs I got the huge Yeah, I got the huge The huger that gave us the spaghetti that back around you start I'm actually like gave us cheese Oh, they brought something else for free for us Yeah, and I learned the mad that reasoning from Germany. What how good was that?
Well, I that wine how good was that one beautiful? I jumped on to find out the label. I should lock on and do that that was that was that was beautiful It went down well, so the bill comes like we could fucking finish. There was five us a bill came with a wine One less what we needed was one less lobster and no meatballs.
No, just I know but no that was perfect 1100 us five plus and plus a tip that's very good. We put in some cash to 300 bucks. So 1400 right? Okay, convert it to Australian dollars.
It's too great. It's a lot of fun. It's worth it But let's look it back to what we do at next leave. It's right.
It's not a plug. It's it's spend that much We spend we spend the little fucking fork and we still have we believe we've eaten but we could smash another round like that Not when I had problems all night because I ate that much and next day I think I'm fresh new undies it and I want to be my a be on my means and I was happy That's what you went to the outlets. Yes, and you guys bought the Trump hat it was election time Yeah, but the election wasn't on yet Tuesday the weekend we found Trump hats. That's the only place we found I know because I went back after the election Sold out anyway, so I buy one then security decides to buy one so we're wearing them happily through this big All the Mexicans and all that are really really looking at us and then we sat down really the entry was and everyone walking past Was really really looking at us and then when I said for a joke look there's a guy there for broomstick pointing at us Fine I stashed this hat down my pants Then a couple of seconds later vidos Stashes it down his pants because it was feeling real weird but Nevada was a Trampine again So you remember The first three nights there's a nice I was that smashed I rang up reception and asked him if I could turn down the music We could see if we can move you or however she said I got it we can't how about we try move your room?
Turn it down It was pumping the nightclubs there they fuck around this three different interests There's a light there's a three hundred people on there. Yeah, that's a midnight Yeah, that's a big night. Yeah, you see like if you're gonna go You need to pre-book and if you go more than say Or you've got girls with you if there's four blokes lining up you're still lying up or or you Yeah, they drop a grand or two thousand dollars a table, but you buy if there's five years you buy a table and you know this and there's different doors table bookings Group bookings there was or bookings and just people lining up those three different doors. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah Not when you're old and you're trying to sleep So we did that and then We went for lunch was just Mary you and I and then the pool I've looking the pool and Yeah, we went to try to get quotes We had to sign some paperwork to the bank so we went to the business center We thought it was a nice little cafe We had a quick lunch and we thought let's go check out the pools the closed because they're renovating there We'll go and security came no, but we took them a while. Yeah, no, but they Let us walk through There's nothing wrong with them and then basically it was we're getting everything ready. Oh, I'm sure I don't know he I'm gonna make notes for you forget it.
What happened with the ice machine every day every morning, right? So I'm going to get the ice I could start drinking for the moment I wake up So you're drinking fuck it 24 hours until then in the room the son of coffee ran out because remember the airport We could find the little son of a boy the big bottle Yeah, I ran out three days. So next I'm gonna buy two bottles. Yes, because I was a lot of casinos Is this not a covered American drink?
How come some casinos haven't had them lazy little waitress? I don't know what it was. I know what it is except for that waitress. We was a car monse So we got a dinner at Carmel's.
We was the other night club where the magicians know foreign our Venetian Venetian Venetian because we bought there. Okay, okay that there the first two nights they had no son of a comfort So I was drinking Red Bull's and I was fucking yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. It's the last night. We were there.
We asked this beautiful girl, man She says no, we've got some cover go. Oh shit comes back son of a cup at all. So it's your $20? Yeah, it was here to me.
Yeah, you know she brought him his medicine, but I was it was good. Then we took our minds on Melbourne Cup. So Melbourne Cup Day. It's Monday night there.
Nine o'clock and we years ago What's this lunch time? See that's lunch time here. It's not time there. It's not special.
It's back then we could bet at the Sports bar but we went that night and they said we're not allowed to show it or take bets on the Melbourne Cup anymore So we couldn't bet on it. So we met for dinner, but we found that Fox Sports was playing the race So we ended up that's when he raised on at the restaurant. Only one screen he goes America like you know Yeah, but I'll stand up and some people ask me. That's the horse right?
That's not right. See the race on sand or dirt. So yeah, that place there what sport car minds So all the food is a tiny restaurant all the foods in platters So you can't order it if you we went there one night with Andrew We saw a couple it looked like a first-second date and man You know take a first-second date there because they had two platters in front of them They couldn't finish it you would He said the story when you it was your first day When I first took my missus out first time ever went to George Street on the corner there Right, it's a town hall. It's a pancakes Yeah, it's with the rocks was it right and we sit in the upstairs and I put my order and all that and my missus was actually waiting For someone else to come because you thought someone else you're for someone to come to the battle food that I ordered So yeah, so car minds big platters Tom smashed the spaghetti meatballs by himself And then Andrew ordered the Titanic we call it the type though, but we got the Titanic the Titanic is like a city circle It looks like someone's shove for the shoveling a bunch of cake and just wait So it's about or twenty four eight inches ten inches high and it's like so pizza like a semi circle So the other is green with strawberries ice cream vanilla then you've got chocolate and then chocolate um what's that soft?
Name the middle of the shop not bread though a cookie dough chocolate. What's like a muck cake type that's soft and beautiful. What's that chocolate called Tom? Beautiful.
Yeah, it's anyway, so we didn't finish that we didn't finish so I've been a small muck all the time boat, but no, no, we're gonna get the fuck out of the other time We didn't even know about it. Yeah, anyone's able their spoons is going for it The bottom of that that that cake at the bottom. I start hacking and then it fell. Yeah, it sucked it filled it And so why don't we go to Vegas?
We're right there for Seema. We've never got to Well, okay Seema so pizza veteran at it and they hired Scooters the disservice me and Rick didn't get it so casket you regret no you want to still walk I had a bad time here. They're a last time people waking up late the walk from our hotel there was alright 40 minutes say It was a bit long. No, not even but it'll take us roughly half a hour.
I sure now and a half I was talking with everyone right Rick doesn't shut up He talks to everyone and we met people everywhere We stopped at the place so you've been hanging to eat that Mexican place. Yeah, yeah We like when that time for us when you stay back. Were you in the elevator when he spoke to that doctor? Yes, that's right And so that's me who ran away so she so there was a doctor's convention at wings.
She came in she was not bad looking she had glasses on And Rick just looked at her. No, I picture so we're all in the lead really Ricks at the buttons sideways look at it comes around faces the doors and ricksus I'm sorry. It's just looking at a really concerned and goes man. Are you okay?
Are you crying? It's just like no? No, it's the smoke My eyes which is really nice. I can't expect eyes wearing glasses and but struck up a conversation and then I start and then just a regular Back she was a doctor so I started lifting up my clothes.
Can you check out with this? She can walk through those doors. She would have worn out fucking I Like to go to your rooms that obviously we know why they're there you got a badge your badge in the corridor before you go They're there at night I can see I was there all night man. We didn't see anything around the bus Yeah, no, you gotta be on the arm You know, so you got a badge in and there's a security guy there.
I'll just Yeah, there's a security guy there who just checks to make sure your room keeps working the other one and every day I'd say no matter what time it was good morning Yeah, good morning And then they start laughing if it's the same by to the good morning I know it was because I'll be walking downstairs while I have to go on hunt for Rick at four o'clock in the morning So I'll go down at four o'clock in the morning If I give sit there for another hour then go to the then go to the coffee shop They got there so this is sensational hamburgers man have a hamburger to go back upstairs the best That's all gone to see my late. We would walk from the hotel to see my right and Those are what we call a dummy of Trump on the back of a you. Oh, right? So we took photos of it and this other guy was talking to us.
It happens to be a Australian who's in mining Who's in mining? He mines. I can't remember what he mines. Right feel free rich.
Yeah beyond this in his daughter Who is working for six hours and like he goes to us Do you want to come with us? He's got a car and me and Rick would have usually said yeah We'll go but we did because we knew if you don't know what we're waiting for a seaman You know just because I'm talking to a guy. I mean my wind up working. Yeah, he's like you know We're fucking your business and panel be eating stuff and organizing international drivers and we'll shout out to Larry Chen Which we need to take manager team manager buddies.
Yes No, the other best one at Seema me and Rick are walking down the corridor and This guy who's just came out and the lady stacking all these t-shirts up on this stand right and Rick goes Tom come here. So I go over there's me Tom Tom Tom How I understand I love him and he's signing t-shirts and I go I gotta shoot back what do you want me to write? Sorry Tom Tom Tom give it to him because I'm drunk right not drunk But you know what I mean happy and I'm looking around and I'm telling him yeah It's a big one podcast and they do if I could too busy with I'm no car trying to work on Yeah, yeah, right and then we turn around and the line to this guy is about He's pushed in no, oh, that was the NASCAR. Yeah, I thought it was a world's quickest drags drags Right, right and he's signed to show his hands.
They happen to be Tommy. You're told all right So I signed him a teacher and he's spitting out you know and he's talking about when I go make sure to come of us he would come But he's got a thousand people like that for the next year to sign He's gonna get your fucking car next year. You get up early and come and the lady the lady goes to me She just yeah, she just started laughing. I mean I go make sure he keeps that shirt.