I normally like to stay away from what's going on on social media, but the gorilla versus 100 men I know we like to do monkey talk right so I thought what's what way to come and get monkey talking I love it So if anyone wants to kick it off with their views or or just if they want to set some parameters of what what men are what really this is Always go happens that monkey's gonna win up with a hundred dicks doing it Like a fucking ultra free room or something. I has a lot of men getting a fucking dick shit off to try and prove a point I'm not fucking a gorilla. He's gonna be throwing a lot of shit Yeah, they could definitely pull some of them off and they could I'm sure they good You can't get a hundred men round a gorilla I mean you could get eight men round a gorilla, but you can get a hundred on it. You can't 100 can't touch a gorilla So you know, I'm sure we could rip I was thinking ribbon arms off But yeah, that's definitely right there's dicks flying left right and center surely it's got to be because that's what he's gonna go for That's the best thing you could grab yeah I think he's got like a bag in one that and one foot and I the other foot is just putting him into the Kicks so as you use his feet as well Is he hope you see how or is he passing the dicks that are in his hands into his feet to hold on to so the feet I kind of like collecting the dicks but the hands of the grab the grabbers so he'd keep putting it down there just to collect the Dicks you don't get rid of the dicks surely he's pulling off you want to keep them They've given them like a little little bum bag silver bag gorillas aren't aren't really ripping off dicks I reckon that's all chimps and stuff like that.
They're more dexterous. They're more vicious They're the ones that are peeling off people's faces. I reckon the silver back They're not really like that when you see a move. They're not as delicate and like as agile as chimpanzee Yeah, I've seen Tarzan he beat up.
He's like dad in that field, didn't he? You don't ever see gorillas punching They've only got hammer fists. So if you're down it's bad. You're gonna be pancaked limb from limb But chimps they're gonna maul the shit either be climbing all around you before you even know what's going on But ages ago there was a chat couple of chats about Silverbacks versus grizzly bears a lot of it was down to like a stamina issue because they're both so big grizzly bears But more for the potential of winning because they fight a little bit more But if you watch like the animated video of the silverback fighting people he's throwing fucking haymakers They don't they don't fight no one's taught them But there are a lot of types of men that you make a hundred men out of take a hundred people from our Oxford College or University Take a hundred people from Oxford construction workers.
They're all gonna fare out pretty differently. I reckon oh hugely Yeah, if you've got a hundred brothers or a big show or someone like that or some sumo wrestlers We've got to say that they're all brainwashing. They've got no fear, right? Yeah, because you're not being the first one to run out of fucking gorilla I don't care.
He's only smashing down. I ain't running up through him Have you seen that video where it is to I don't know if they're silverbacks or just gorillas and they're in a zoo and they start giving each other a Good old you know good old jabbing, you know, they're both throwing some nice nice jazz, but then some stupid woman shouts out Where does the zookeeper? Where? Okay, leave it out of it, hold it in right here Silly can I get it what's he gonna do yeah, he's hiding away he's in his shed He's just having a little smoke or something around the corner Just keep on his head down turn is like after so people don't think he's in confession It's a funny one.
I feel like if everyone like completely brainwashed and everyone was given x amount of tasks like these 20 old boys are gonna go for this arm these other old 20 old boys are going for this arm like technically it might be able to work But doing damage to that gorilla is gonna be fucking hard even with fucking 20 spare people jumping on his head Also, don't think you're gonna get a hundred people working together efficiently though So men are gonna get pissed off and start fighting each other I reckon you were gonna go for the right leg No, he said left. That's it. Yeah, these were like and collect the dicks after a thing Hundred football hooligans with bricks and bottles you might get a bit closer, but they gave bricks and bottles They have to get back a really good without weapons Like Damage that you could do on a gorilla fingers in the eyes That's all I can really think of that's gonna start to help you, but you got to get that fucking close He's gonna be biting those hands off. It's like fucking D-Day storming those beaches those first 20 guys are dead like you've got a spear The legs I think that's those first few rows after all bundle onto legs you get that gorilla down Don't know what I was thinking as well as I get to just all just dive down and just try to hold on but we're talking about an Animal here, I don't know, you know, I don't know if someone can pull it up or we can just flag it But what kind of gorilla lift or squat or whatever like what is so I think on average they're about kind of like I'm trying to think what they are like three hundred pounds or something, you know, they're a fucking unit So they're not bigger than the biggest human.
You're not mean But I'm sure the biggest silverback could be bigger four to ten times four to ten times stronger than the average human apparently Yeah, the upper body strength alone capable of supporting over eighteen hundred pounds or eight hundred and sixteen kilos Yeah, that's fucked They are splitting you open average silverback male typically three hundred to four hundred and fifty pounds Some larger up to five hundred the bite force is thirteen hundred psi. We're just higher than that of a lion Yeah, it's a their fangar ridiculous so they're shredding you up you try and get the fingers in your eyes You're getting lacerated you're you're bleeding out you're giving up as well because there's no point you carrying on because you're not gonna survive it So you can go fuck it like you're dying to You need about fight you need to wait until a couple of people are dead or have people that are gonna Yeah, kind of bear hug the face and allow themselves With that head of mouth distracted You can start honing out you can start trying to damage the fingers and the feet and the hands and arms now I reckon once it takes a good taste for blood and it gets its blood last easy in all and fucking men How all right, so something that big how long till that thing gases out how long till fatigues that's in because it is big It's a big thing you can't have energy for more than half an hour going full crate at least Charlie how quickly the first Let's just say we got let's say the it's a good little surrounded. Let's just say the grille is surrounded right and it's all kind of swarming in How quickly you charge it, you know, let's say we're twenty meters away you charge it how quickly the first five blokes dying first fire I mean instantly yeah the first probably in the first thirty seconds Humans up there it does say He's not gonna smack that boy. He's just going like this and smacking anything in that vicinity.
Yeah, he's clubbing He's coming five people at once yeah, but when you watch and fight they're not they're not aiming for anything It's a power move. We'll just go fucking nuts when it is but well to that point that might be a good thing for it There isn't kind of targeting the fact that he's just going fucking absolutely just enraged by the moment He's just he is. Yeah, back shit. Go into shit He is just swinging the fuck out of it and he's just gonna hit everything that's a bit But it's hard to even visualize a hundred people around the village I mean how quickly how quickly would he make his way through it like thinking about this I was gonna have an argument of We all see those nuts big super human old boys or bouncers and they're obviously strong as far can dangerous, but Sometimes things go wrong sometimes a tiny old boy knows what he's doing absolutely drops the cunt But no one's dropping a silverback.
That's my argument ruined in my mind there because they're not looking they're not understanding Someone attacking them. They're not understanding. They'll know where their vulnerabilities are and shit like that like all animals do But they're not gonna be thinking about Hitting someone till they're dead Obviously they understand threats and disabling threats, but there isn't any of that in their mind He could be thinking he's wiping out 30 people when those people just aren't moving anymore, you know, it's so But if you're getting fucked up by gorilla, you know when people I watch the survival things with bears Some people play dead instantly when their fucked up and partially not fucked up some people can't do it So it's so dependent on the people and the situation like if you're in an area where there's like fucking trees and that it might be much harder I reckon Proper combat or boys proper combat or boys who understand like attack and defense scenarios obviously they'd have to adapt and Yeah, jujitsu or UFC where they truly understand like anatomy of like joints shoulders Hands disabling techniques that isn't trying to knock someone out or choke someone out But like all right first 10 boys get that leg and you get that arm But you know can fucking 10 old boys twist an ankle off a fucking gorilla. You know, I mean I really doubt it You know I reckon you need like without a weapon four guys to grab onto an arm because that's probably if you have Like four five guys if they can all like grab on through a limb That's gonna be enough to sort of slow it down then it's gonna have to reach around I think that's that's the key Also, you got to think as well.
We've never seen a hundred people run at a gorilla Gorillas aren't totally stupid and not necessarily a bear isn't gonna run at a hundred people It will be scared enough to understand that a fight is not gonna lose unless it's maybe defending kids or something coyotes can chase a bear A grizzly bear down until it barely can walk anymore. Let me just set more parameters. Just so we can really knuckle it's down I'm putting us in like a school, you know, school gymnasium or something You know like a boss or something with walls. I reckon everyone's dead in five minutes.
You're in the fun though Don't also you're gonna have to kill that really though for that to win you've got to kill that gorilla So how are you doing that? You're gonna fucking choke it out? You're gonna cuz they are solid as fuck So are you trying punching out in the face of this fucking that's gonna take a while? Yeah, I reckon you punch anywhere on a gorilla that's gonna hurt your hand It could be the whole neo agents in a fight in matrix to could it just be that way?
It's just everyone's just getting pulled out the way Yeah, it's all on top of it Even if you had everyone on top of him if you know if you had a hundred people wearing down a gorilla could he get out of it? How many people could out wait outweigh the muscle? Here's one big fucking rugby players big fucking foot American football players average 250 to 300 pound of muscle that can run and they're athletic a hundred people in that 250 plus pounds Two to three of up two to three of those boys outweigh that silver bag Yeah, so if you have fucking four of those people on each or at least on each arm and leg He's not gonna be able to just toss those all boys off at once But everyone would have to be in complete unison which those up for first four or boys Are gonna have to be fucking possessed or hypnotized to do that shit. I'm sorry.
I was gonna get first. Don't forget about Change my mind though. You pulling short straws. Yeah All right, you forgoing first I'm gonna go live Oh with you if you had a few units like that Ryan Shores Eddie holes it would probably be easier if there was like If that gorilla was turned into four four four of them But fourth of the size because one gorilla getting that like you're saying earlier that amount of people around one thing is almost impossible Soon as I realistically a tight 20 30 people around them all the other people just squishing the overall boys into it Maybe that's what you need though I say they say they say they're from a fucking wall of death on this like an ant hill Oh, yeah, how like how hot you reckon you would have to because that's the thing with the ants in it Well, they just fucking use their body heat to kill those bees I was the bees in it Fucking everyone biting it do their wings and get really hot how many people do you have to just fucking yeah cover that Really wind before I just passed out from a heat exhaustion proper bundles It'd be cool to see a hundred people in a school hall Just running around this girl and try not to get in the way of it He's gonna be going fucking nuts exerting all his energy It I'd love to just see you know if the girl is just going ham and attacking everything as well as panicking Before he tires out.
We got to get some proper programmers. I think someone has done like the simulation of it Yeah, but it's like we'll sayin but he's throwing fucking He's knocking him out, you know, I mean like He's gonna be crushing legs and that not just not you know I think it is a thump and a tear. I think that's what he's gonna be no I think the gorilla was in that simulation was actually trained by car weathers, so he was proper fucking low in his feet Yeah, he had some South Pole bucks I'm gonna win dive in jive but if Apollo creepy's in there with the gorilla just him on his own I think he'd probably it's a vibe it I reckon as totally switches it up but 50 people all with just like a standard knife Good instead. Yeah good.
It's dead. That was a little pricks death by thousand cut someone's got an artery. Yeah, 50 cuts I think we get slash right center everyone's against that Is that monkey have a knife as well? Just no need there.
Yeah, yeah, we don't need you don't even because it will just pick up Anyway, you know the first couple he's gonna be snatching them written their arms off It'll be holding arms at Klingon on tonight, so we swinging You know was it is it go over more combat where he's got like the four arms or something So he'll have a couple extra arms with him swinging swinging nice, so yeah, you'll do quite well out there Well thinking steel Johnny yeah One as soon as he's showing how that works he's in he's gonna be like Johnny Storm any Then he would fuck him up. Why's never done a comic about that? What like beast meets Johnny storm? Yeah Yeah, I went to hell didn't he up a hundred men and then the devil was like I'll just go back and start ripping dicks off from you a flaming skull face and my kids like you do I ever I With a parlidic oh, yeah, you can see the ceiling Yeah Yeah Radio Tribulations of ticker volume one Gotta give yourself room in here.
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