Wow, he's giving us let me tell you something millennial boy 15 minutes early is on time That's what it is when you start a show at eight. That means you prep for the show get yourself ready That's the time you show up. It's not like oh show starts at eight cuz you know don't listen to him You can be here whenever you want Jesus fucking pandering kiss ass Christ He like having down here, okay, no, but he's gonna get shit when he gives up like I always He's late. It's just material for us to use a rag on him.
Well, then why are you trying to protect him for? Rag and I be on the opposite side of the art. It's true. Watch this Dell.
I think you're a great guy Figured it out we figured out. Oh Let's do show the following show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised and if you don't like it Please go fuck yourself. Do you feel your sex life is quite lame? Your desires might be straight I Hello and welcome to the pervert podcast a show where we explore the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and perversion recording live from I'm not gonna say it, but I'm not saying for where we're recording Kathy special place from inside of Kathy's vagina It is very moist in here.
It's a bit is moist Well, that's why they got a rip up the goddamn floor because they don't have Kathy vagina moisture projection We the moisture barrier in your barrier in front of a perverted studio audience Hello, I'm Kathy. I am cowpoogee. I'm younger. I'm under.
I don't know what Mike I can keep talking Okay, there I found it. I'm what you said you're younger and you're not on her. I'm on her Well, you know, hey, I'm not into identity So, you know today you are I was gonna say today you be boogie and I'd be younger and I just would instantly see I'm going I have no desire to be boogie. I know that's not attractive right now There's nothing like wow like to trade places with it have any of you ever had okay?
Cuz I never really did to have any of you ever had like when you were a kid like I wish I was this person or that person Like if I could be like a real like a celebrity or king or you know something, you know Like kings because that's what you pick a delz got something. I wanted to be the green ranger for power Rangers Oh, yeah, okay green ranger was pretty popular. Wait, what was the purple one? Well, then fuck.
Oh, that's that's Tinky I want to be grimace. I want to be handled or when taste bud But Like a giant Diabetic taste bud. That's it's grimace. You want to be old school hamburger with a new No, the new ones the skinny little weird looking guy.
Yeah, now. Yeah the old yeah, the old hand You don't remember this cat you're old a hamburger. Yeah, they were a hamburger for McDonald's was like they're making terrifying Yeah, like just tear up like and they said dude this thing's like total fucking creeper We're doing very so they changed it to this like oh, I got a spunky little hamburger now Look at the happy fucking lame-ass face. They were all creepy even with Creepy poor Come on just where ugh hunger came from Unger we hold them bozo.
Oh, bozo was creepy. I grew up watching bozo. I was grandpa's I was fucking the hair out to like, you know Just literally isn't it to coming out? Yeah, so we're a week or two I well, I don't have a lot of internet access right now So and the all clowns showing sold out in like three minutes really did you get tickets?
No, did you try? No? I did but I thought I knew it sold out. Oh my god I can get tickets to the Arizona one, but I'm not gonna like drive to Arizona for a moment to be in a clown Yeah, costume.
Yeah, that's it's supposed to be pretty good. How are the really is actually gonna be in Vegas that we get yeah I don't know yet. No, I don't read any reviews yet. Okay.
I'm sure it'll probably be pretty good I mean sure it will be I mean it's not gonna suck the first one did so well Yeah, did I just be optimistic for a second movie? Yeah, but it's a second horror movie. That's the difference like a like Nightmare in Elm Street three and four were actually good. I thought I'm always bad It's not always for horror movies Kathy Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 was hysterical.
Yeah that yeah, would you call Phantasimal? It was a horror movie. Yeah, it's very much so yeah We were at that we were at best by a creepers floor and I need points to any of these old Did you ever see that and I made the mistake of looking over and I'm like Yes, and I know that in the exorcist fucked me up for life I can't watch it okay the exorcist is to this I've seen pieces recently why and I remembered why I'm all that movie was so Legitimately fucked up it fucked up for a lot of people Yeah, that movie if you really want to be disturbed Oh, no, but you know what fucked with me because I was stoned I remember when Poltergeist came out and I went with my little junior high school buddies and we all got really fucking high We sat in the front row for Poltergeist. Oh, no Clown I was like this is not a good trip anymore Bad idea it was a good movie that was I haven't seen it in a long time, but yeah the tree It's one of those movies that after you know 10 20 years later It's absolutely not as scary as the first time you saw it really whereas Halloween Phantasm Exorcist How razors just can't be a little bit.
It's just it's really it's it's it's how to definitely didn't pack on my life You are would you call yourself a horror movie aficionado? To an extent I've seen a lot of you go a lot of horror movies you enjoy that genre. Yes, you're big Yeah, it's good. Yeah, all right thing horror movie review that leads into a lot of my kink I mean that's you know what that's very true.
He does have horror kink or killing Yeah, he scares people like to scare people here hook pulls. I first saw that in hell. That's how I was gonna say hell raiser Wasn't that where they were like oh, yeah, yeah apart. Yeah Now then of course in our role plays we just kind of stopped short a little bit before the you know dismemberment Well, it doesn't right before the dismemberment work that way Well, it's a movie buggy because we started to pull him out of me in the past and it doesn't rip chunks apart like that No, no, it just tears his skin.
Oh, well what what if you you put cement in the bones and you had bone cement Oh, yeah, yeah, except I'd be like the total low budget Wolverine like they'd I mean they're like we're going to make it Okay, metal mighty and I'm like I'm gonna go inside and I'll let gat it Leave me or whatever the hell they put in in Wolverine's has me it'd be like fucking balsa wood or something like that And I'd be like I'm really pissed off. Yeah, I'd get splinters on the inside. I'd start crying like a fucking bitch I Start punching my hand against the wall and I have to fucking get drunk just to not feel the pain of my shitty balsa wood fucking I have chosen a material in balsa Would Wolverine that's my life right now How was my week the first week the first week first week living in the rav the ravioli right and I have to interrupt because apparently I was here since I would again and someone's gotta go get her Okay, mio. Do you have a flashlight on that?
Did you download light because there's a lot of dog bombs on the lawn watch out? She's got to get back in the ravioli and I don't want there to be I've had enough experience with with the fucking dogs Anyway, okay, well this week. No, this week's been interesting Yeah, I started back in the homeless thing living in the ravioli and the good news is first night was a little weird at the gym You know, I slept like maybe an hour and uh, and that was okay You know getting used to the whole thing and finding a place and whatever but then the last few nights Kathy really important stuff. There's been a gasoline nest Gasly evolves into hunter that goes to gangars And there's a gasliness and that means there's a lot of them that show up So I literally camped out at the park that had the gas like everyone in my in my group is like dude You're so committed.
I'm like what I live in a car anyway. I might as well just sleep in the parking lot in every hour They respond so I drive around set my alarm. So that's uh, I'm just insanely curious where you park it Have you named them Neil and Mike? Neil and Mike and Adrien I didn't catch the reference.
No one will only on your will somebody will somebody always writes in every time you say some weird fucked up thing Someone's like, hi, I get it. I watched that random thing. It's a great show. It's what they do Anyway, Kathy.
Yeah, so it's working out fine So it's working out fine I got new with me tonight So we're gonna go back to the gasly park because it's in the one thing about being in a car that I will say that is um I wouldn't say freedom as in it doesn't suck But freedom in the way that if you really don't like where you are you just turn on the engine and drive somewhere else Right and so you can find places that are actually oh, oh nice There comes owl Coming in Welcome she's like coming in all like like it's fucking like homeroom after something and she's gonna sneak in the side Like I'm just gonna come in here. Nobody's gonna notice I think she knew him when she walked in here that she was gonna get crazy Christ you made it. Hey, I feel bad because last week I didn't check the emails often enough and I didn't answer her Hey, can I come? Oh, right?
Yeah, so she wasn't here the first time we were in this place and I'm like, okay I've got a remedy. I missed the virgin flight of uh, it was good. It was good show. Yeah, it was good Almost as good not quite as good as the half a peepee episode that Kathy and I did this just just come on Bucked up Kathy.
It was good. It was it was a thing. It was scary. It was amazing.
Okay guys listen check this out So, uh, I told you we were gonna start doing shows in the car, right? So I built a little stand out of foam core and and and uh, you know packaging tape that fits over, you know Where you shift the car the console and it's really the car is that what called the console? Okay, so if you're over the console and then I made it the perfect height because I'm a little taller than Kathy So I made it just about where her thing would be and then I mount the little portable recorder into it And then we turn it on and I just pull the fuck up and I go Kathy get in the car We're doing a show and we got in the car. Yeah, we did we got in that car and we done we done did We done did a show a long show with 15 minutes and there was no topic.
We had no topic We just literally talked shit about people on the street Well, they're what you know that fucking bitch right? You're driving around the valley. There's a lot to you know point out Yeah, a lot of stuff like a creepy crack heads and homeless people and stuff like that so I'll get better Absolutely, we'll have to we'll have a format next and that's only gonna be for our patron supporters That we get to punish them with that and that means we can do more of them And it's kind of it was I for me I had thought through that process so many times. How am I gonna make this work?
And is this recorder a bubble bubble and then and then recording in I'm like, okay Well, you know you and I can babble endlessly about anything So I knew that was oh what the hell was that that was my genitals sometimes? Definitely buzzing buzzing genitals Also with Kathy I don't don't make me angry because I will I will also would have termites and that's the you don't need But you don't even need The termites They're like can you please get a real wood you fucking lose a Would be nice. He says what kind of X men are you? I'm Wolverine boss.
Oh Oh It would be so great. You have the weirdest sense of you right now You would just storm would just be like pissed off wait What was the one the phoenix was it phoenix was that became the bad guy So phoenix would be there and like you're like, oh, you know, we had sexual tension and then I'm like, all right, bitch We're gonna go at it. She's like you're useless. You know you're useless Wolverine balsa wood you are totally useless I'm on pitch here.
This is it. I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna say we go Nobody would claus no give up this fantasy. I would be so good.
No, even you looking at you funny So yeah, no, it was funny. It was just funny the show and the audio was pretty good I mean obviously we had the you know, I built a wind block for the air condition Okay, I love that you built a little barricade so that the AC wouldn't hit the mic. Yeah and fuck it make it make a little It's so nice and cool in there So yeah, so we still have air condition So and and some of our listeners that listen that punished themselves by listening to our half the pew Episodes um we're able to say yeah, you know what it was it was pretty clear So it was a little a little more buzzy than our normal show um, but you could definitely hear us Practically yelling the whole time. Yeah, well, that's that's the no no I know we pulled into an alley you suck me off.
It was good. Oh like you are really good at that You're having your heart. I am free of jim balsa wood wood Low jobs in the alley like I will save you suck my oh god gives a new term for balsa wood See what you did Balsa Yeah, I was just doing the younger they can't hear anything. I know we need to get a freaking well I'm five now.
I'm figuring out which thing goes to that which kind of sex was even tonight We have to take all this shit down because there's a continued construction in here tomorrow. Yeah, that's gonna be fun Yeah, that's uh, so what's going on with you Kathy? Not a whole lot, but okay, you guys know you share that microphone, right? So what's going on with you guys anything going on for our kinky?
The hunger's like it's mine. I'm not sure. I share share the mic on your Yeah, Al what'd you do besides be late? Were you at least?
I heard the mic Were you at least uh, were you scaring me? Were you getting some good leaven? That's why you were three and five fifteen I was actually fucked someone for this entire week. It was really great Tell us more what It was giving me a look was it now?
No, no, would that like be a stand up on multiple placings to go fuck somebody else? No, okay Literally today Sick over the weekend. I have a sore throat. I'm like fucking over this mic right now.
I don't know. That's why I love the day Okay, I'm gonna do it with the mic back now I'm just gonna leave my guys So you were fucking all week and then you got sick over the weekend. So you're well enough to fuck all week all week Yes, okay, I'm just I'm just catching you on the missing part. Okay.
Good. My weekend was boring. Oh, well, not fun Oh, my son shopping shopping's fun. Yeah, don't look on his face.
What is going on? They didn't let me know that they were canceling or sick until today when they forgot they were gonna tell me when they were coming over on Thursday Cuz I had a bunch of other shit that I had to cancel and I just forgot about you. I'm sorry. Oh, wow, what a heartfelt apology There's some tension in the Shit, this is let's work this out.
No, it's out looks very uncomfortable. It's okay. I'm uncomfortable every day in my life Welcome to the podcast. It's hard to be on a show.
Fuck up. You just gotta own shit. I do it every week Every week I just want to know that I'm a very forgetful person. Okay, okay.
Let's just stare at her Stare at her awkwardly and go really it's not a behavior you can hide behind hunger. Oh, gongers got the weirdest look Well, Unger just gave her creepy clown look didn't even make up. He's right next to her. That was great She practically threw the mic back.
Yeah, I know I was like got my mic back. This is what we do. Oh, you can't know what we hear if it makes you feel better. Oh my god Yay, that was a jingle by the way It was we're back to when it was you know before Before time or in the long long way.
No, we had we had playback pretty within the first couple weeks, you know Now we're back to square one. No, we're not back to square one. Don't say that shit. Okay.
I won't say that shit We're high. I got a console. We recorded in the car. We did and I was very impressed with your shelf.
It's good shelf with the AC barricade Otherwise you have to point out you were so proud of it. You're all gatty. Look. Look at all what the fuck is that?
It's so the AC won't hit the mic. I'm all oh That's pretty funny. Otherwise it would be like this. Hey, what on the pervert?
Hey, how you doing? Do you want to talk about something? All right, your genius is apparent. Thank you.
Okay, so this week we have a post by kiwi pet called you do your aftercare and all do mine And thank you again to amazon princess for pointing this one out Kiwi pet says I see people cuddle up with their tops after plane and I love seeing that connection Unfortunately for me these types of aftercare make me drop like a stone Just leave me alone act like nothing happened if I want to talk about it I will I also don't want or need to be left alone after seeing to process things I'm perfectly happy chatting away to people after the scene has finished Porser has been told off by numerous people for ignoring me after a scene Not needing aftercare can be difficult for doms It took him a while to figure it out that he was not failing as a dom by not providing me with something that apparently every sub on the planet needs Weirdly enough, he does need aftercare So we have managed to find something that works for both of us Not having full-on aftercare doesn't make us any less of a submissive It's just like anything in kink everyone is different and hey you your aftercare is not my aftercare and that's okay That's okay. You you're good enough. You're smart enough and tough on it people like you praise jesus I mean this is I mean there's a lot of we we cover the your kinks not my kinks Not my kinks up judging people for their kink shaming all this and then and then there's the stuff that we do Let me keep pulling this out. Plug that back in buddy.
I think what's Fucking like failure fucking okay everyone on the count of three. I'm gonna have to shove this in it's gonna make a noise So I want you guys to all go on the count of three everybody one two three Yeah, that'll fool everybody see now nobody know they're like, what was that? Did you get you get an answer wrong surveys as? What was that guy's name Richard Dawson Dawson?
Yes, yes, that was a good buzzer sound. Yeah, it wasn't too high And yet annoying enough to make you not make you go. Yes, it's a good Killing and running Yes, it was him. Oh, yeah He was kidding wait man with the fortune maker.
He was the game show. Oh, right right right right Oh, I barely remember that makes you wonder how he was oh, I was thinking marathon man with fucking dust in Hoffman Oh my god, that's a freaking movie. I was really drilled as fucking two. Oh, and then he just throws the diamond Yeah, I'm just falling and he's freaking okay.
I was any stat. Yeah, it was good movie classic from the 70 73 years I don't think he was ever hot, but you know he's he was a cutie when he was in all the president's men with hair all the hair He and we the fairy faucet here that everybody had in the 70s he had that We talk about all movies, you know, well, there's a lot of good stuff in the old movies I push it a lot. There's a lot of fun old movies because there's a number of theaters No, they'll play old movies and I'll get people to go All the presents man, I can watch that over and over again. Yeah, I don't think I ever saw all of that No, but marathon man was freaky shit.
But anyway, um, yeah This is this is the the comment thread that we go through a lot in and I think in some communities where there's more judgment I read a lot into this there was some things in this that I was like, yeah You know absolutely get it just you know fucking stop throwing your kink Expectations on me and let me be an adult. There were some of the comments that I might have been like I don't know I don't think there's anything wrong with starting at a base and saying this is a good Like when people because there are some people in the comments that were like you shouldn't say anything to people unless they ask or something Like that and and I do think there's there's a certain base that there's nothing wrong standing at that base And I think the poster covered that I in their post where it's like, you know, there's some good ideas But don't don't make it the true religion This is true in anything where let's say the majority of the people do things one way Sure, you're also you're always gonna be if you're the person who doesn't do things that way You're always going to be running against that current and having to explain over and over and over again that you're okay because you just do things differently See that is annoying. I do believe that is annoying and I do believe I mean It's one thing I don't think there's anything okay, I have not explained myself My first 13 is are you rambling what no, I'm trying to find my thought and it's not working well In a let's say in a play party situation in a dungeon. I think there is absolutely Call for dungeon monitors and leaders of the community to keep an eye out for people until they know that these people know what they're doing and And are at least negotiating and communicating with each other to find out that they these people both can send to this and whatever Because we do have a lot of situations in in a public dungeon Where your people come in and they don't know what they're doing or one of them thinks they know what they're doing and they're going to push The other person into something they're not ready for so I don't think there's I don't think it's necessarily bad When you talk because there is a lot of emphasis on aftercare and the fact that you are responsible afterwards for The person that you play with even if a few days later they have a problem And and I surely understand that the posters like that's not me I mean they they talked very specifically about how they drop and how to avoid their drop and they know themselves And this is what her and her partner have dealt with but I don't think there's anything wrong with starting with Kind of a general idea and then saying now go adjust right like here's lots of suggestions find what works for you And I think they did cover that in the post.
I'm sorry I mean I think she's talking a lot about those judgy people who immediately assume that you're doing it the wrong way And I need this therefore you must need it too. Yeah, and so they feel entitled to come up until him He's doing it wrong and her poor baby. Let me pet you and she doesn't want that I've had and I have had that be horrible Before and and some of that is obviously ego and self-righteousness and and and not being able to see other people some I've had people I've had I had a dungeon monitor come into my scene once at the end of my scene where I was I was playing With a young woman and at the end of the scene she got emotional and she was crying There so the scene was over there was no toys and hands. There was no there was no anything You know I was standing I was looking at her.
I was letting her go through her experience Obviously we would talk about it, you know Whatever but letting her have the experience because sometimes that cathartic experience You don't want to cuddle that you want to let them have that you want to let them go through that because maybe I've had plenty of scenes Where somebody is building up and they can't cry and they're like look I've got me do that to me before Can you just fucking make me cry because I can't cry? So sometimes the aftercare needs to wait until the the bottom has had their cathartic experience And that's kind of what I was doing and the dungeon monitor who Is long gone because they were known to be like I I want to fuck all the chicks and be kind of the hero and what's kind of a douche Huh? Not hunger Kinda comes in and says what's going on here and then literally puts his finger past me and points at her and goes are you okay? And I'm like what the fuck are you doing?
So uh, Joe said I guess he said a similar experience with someone and I said we're not playing We're ending our scene get the fuck out of this room and he's like I have the right to be here I go you don't have the right to do fucking shit get the fuck out of my scene There is no play going on we have it and then he walks out blah blah blah blah he left he was a fucking he was just like a Blowing over this. Yeah, probably he was like a blowhard douche and normally I don't mind I've had dungeon monitors come in this scene plenty of times where they had a question they go And they would come into the doorway they would make eye contact with them and me and be like everything cool And you're like yes everything's cool, but you're walking in like so I understand that judgment that it's a hard It's not gonna work. That's not gonna. That's not gonna work.
I get it. I will how do you do aftercare? Generally, I don't need it It's only if I do like a really heavy scene where I start to like cry and stuff that I need aftercare But generally I have to care. Um, it depends.
It's usually just like cuddling and talking or sometimes it's just quiet cuddling when I do aftercare That's usually all it is. Yeah Dell Well, I haven't thought in a while so can't really comment on that topping wise everyone that I've asked at the beginning No one's actually wanted aftercare in a while. So I haven't done any of it I'm usually like oh, they don't they want nothing. So that's what they get.
They don't need to get nothing like okay Well, that's what they asked for any food. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah, I know the problem with that I mean there's there happened times like early on when I started playing it was like uh, I'd be kind of kind of butt hurt I mean not but hurt like I know like what I don't need my cuddles.
What's wrong with my fucking cuddles? God damn it. That pisses me off Wolverine puzzle. What's right?
Sorry, you know, you got a joke. You got to work it because the 15th time you say it it becomes funny again I don't think so. Well, you know, that's a rule that you should just rely on just gonna wear a South Park rule But uh, yeah, yeah, there's a good post. I remember it.
Yeah. Oh, we done It's good. Well, okay. You know what we done?
No, no more aftercare. Hunger. How do you do aftercare? Usually have a score And you just you just ash that on your bottom.
Well. Oh, you mean as a talk Hey, the owner that has like popped his head in the head just comes in. It's like hi everything's okay here I just wanted you to know this like an airplane went fucking that Leslie uh came in and I just want you to know After the plane's landed and everything's fine If I'm bottoming my aftercare is just having a good if I'm topping whatever they need Yeah, there's so many different I mean and there's so many different very I mean that's really aftercare negotiation is I think it's it's it's one of the more important things because if you try to force aftercare where it's not wanted Then now you've just fucked with their head even worse, you know and and I don't know I don't know There's a lot we talk about aftercare a lot Well, we do because you can put a tremendous amount of focus and energy into making the scene right and then fuck it all up at the end because you think I don't need to put that much energy or I have to put this in or yeah, it's just and so it's not it's the end of a scene You can debate whether it's part of the scene or but it is part of your evening and if you haven't determined ahead of time how to do it properly You you you ruin the entire evening Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's my story. I'm still thinking I didn't hit any of the points I Yeah, you don't know what I told that's what I do.
Can I just work it out? It's a show I think there's no I said general rules. I think there's nothing wrong with having a base and going from there There's no huh? Can I belong to us?
The what? All your base? Oh my oh? Yes, hunger.
Oh, I got that that must be something relevant. She groaned. She just groaned. It's not I guess we did British Why did you make it go up so high?
Well because it's just I needed that kick. It doesn't see cuz I fucking Bill Gates You know what fuck Bill Gates That hurt! Oh Not only is it douchey that every time someone becomes a billionaire they have to come swoop in and fucking you know join their I'm gonna donate money club like I didn't know how to donate my fucking billion dollars without you fucking telling me that I should donate it you fucking asshole I literally don't know what you're talking about. I'm talking about Bill Gates because if you're gonna be that rich over fucking Microsoft Then you get to take the fucking shit every time something fucks up in my computer Because goddamnit Kathy in my laptop I was able to run FL Studios and I was gonna get to start making fucking jingles at the library I could like work just work on my laptop and I could work my program and I figured out how to make the little thing work So I could like do music like EDM style jingles in the library and then I could literally sit in my car with the laptop and do some vocals Why can't you do that?
I could do that because fucking Bill Gates! He hasn't done anything. What is it that you need to do to your laptop to get it working again? It's some update it works literally two weeks ago it worked and then it got some update that now I can't uninstall because you can't opt out of it And now I can't now all of a sudden the fucking program works on ASO driver bullshit Then I gotta fix while Bill Gates fucking tells the world how fucking great he is Bill and moolin the gates and we donate so much fun more fucking money to help people learn how to read because if they learn how to read Then they can buy a fucking computer so I guess that's not a charity is it?
You fucking jelly you don't need to fucking boil it to make jello you just need hot water Everybody in the audience is on their fucking phones while you rent. I'm working on the chat Alright, did I mention that I sleep in a park? Yes, you did Which is why I'm letting you go on and on about Bill Gates But you're only gonna get so much of a bad sure bills of fine guy fuck him. Sorry.
I'm a little Oh, I just smashed my fucking finger. That's what you get mr. Balsa wood Your broke your finger look what you did you gave yourself a bruise now? No, that was yesterday I pull up the storage and you know there's cement walls around the storage right and you know There's only so much room so you want to leave room for other people so you park your car a little bit closer to the wall The cement wall and then you go to open your door And then you open the door open and then there's the door and then the cement and then there's your finger and then the cement and finger And then the cement wall and it makes like that Oreo cookie sandwich with your finger as a white stuff Yeah, think you're what's the white stuff It wasn't and now it's got white stuff under it.
Look it's all pussy and that's blood coming out of your What? Did you pull puss what did you mispronounce a word? No? What what?
What you put the mic up white space fat. Yeah, I'm a back. It was great. Oh Never the mic.
God damn it. Fuck. We did another hook pull and there was a bunch There's like a little bit of fat that came out of the back of do you feel lighter? Do you feel more circulation?
And how do you do you jump up and down a little bit more? No your quarter? You I wouldn't even say that was probably an eighth of a gram not a lot of fat, huh? It was like the size of like a needle a needle pin head, but fat no loud That's good, you know if you're pulling out chunks of fat when you do needle and hook pull on someone No, it's inside the needle because the needles are all that's right.
Oh, so it kind of like makes it's it's like a leather punch So there was some of the needle but some also ended up coming out and like sticking out from the hole in my back And I was just kind of I have pictures I can show you and then you just get a straw and suck it out If you want to be I guess you and my Michelle the two between the two of you gross me out Sorry, it wasn't enough to feed her. Oh, well, that's a good thing like they do some father beans Father Nice kian Last week so we didn't talk about this. Yeah, we didn't talk about the The body play day body the piercing the body play day didn't they act both of these act as your demobutters, right? No, no, no, this is a different thing.
What Joe did now I also got to put needles in though, which was really fun. Did you? It was my first time. It's cool.
Isn't it? I got needles in them. Oh did you? Yep, it was just everyone you guys just gotten a train like you know the little massage train except You know here you just jab and the eels in show it was a thing and people doing it all over the place all around the world actually now Where it was body play day?
Was it was like your miss horse birthday? For care mousa far as birthday the dude come on the dude the dude that brought piercing and all the body Modification stuff you mean the super kissed What no the super kiss that had like the cystic fibrosis. Yes. Yeah, that's him.
That was his name. Yeah One of them. Okay, never mind. Um Okay.
I know. Yeah, I know the guy. So we have a picture of a threshold, right? Yeah, uh, so it was his birthday passed away almost a year ago also Right just before oh, this is somewhat different than this is not a super kissed No, this is this is the actual guy that brought that that took photos and stuff in the 60s and 60s of body piercing and stuff so People were doing it all over the place and we got together with some folks and did some it's piercing and I found out that my lighter works as a stun gun Wow Favorite me hunger.
Uh, how does the lighter? Well, I got a plasma lighter and it actually works as a stun gun. I wasn't expecting it. Oh, yeah, the spark that it's yeah Yeah, yeah, it's not like a flint.
It actually has a yeah, it was great And uh, we put hooks now and I I laced E.L. E.L. Y. R through my skin Uh favor me on the it's glowy glowy glowy wire.
Okay, like light up a wire like E. L. O electric light. Yeah, it's electric light wire No, okay, like an electro luminescent wire.
Excuse me. Is what E. L stands for? What don't bring you down.
Don't bring me down. Yeah, I love E. L. O So we were just trying to find crazy things to do with with bodies and that's good.
It sounds like it was successful crazy things to do with Everyone. Yeah, just everyone that isn't cake. I don't know. Everyone crazy things.
We were planning things. We didn't have the right material for it. It's gonna be fantastic Like fire hook pull. I'll go into that later.
Hmm. I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking so put the hooks in first and do firepoint Yeah, sure or I'm not going into it or just run alcohol down the you know chain and then light the chain sure whatever you want to do That's a great idea. I don't think that if any of our listeners are actually paying attention to us at this point. Don't don't do it I am an untrained amateur.
Don't do what I do. Don't do this because I'll do with the yogurt does I just all of a sudden forgot that hey, we may have some listeners that are new that are like give it to that fuck. Yeah, dude Where'd you learn it for birded podcast? We're suddenly wearing the news.
I'm like, hey, you know, it's an entertainment show, but yeah, you know sometimes we have ideas and they don't all work out But it sounds like fun. It was that's pretty good. So what's our pretty mailbox? Oh, that's right.
We're doing pretty mailbox Is del the only one in the chat room right now? But anything you said it's for people on there what the mic I don't know if del is actually in the chat room because I don't see them chatting Oh, he's like Mike we need a studio dealing with technical issues of gateway. So I'm not paying much attention When he said technical issues for a second there. I thought he was trying to find out the issue Oh doorway gateway doorway gateway.
Oh, yes. Okay. Very good. So uh, I have not garbage can mail Is that a catch can mail she likes us?
What can I say? She's in the chat right now? Yeah, I'm talking about her again. I have a great Yeah, go ahead and she says hey guys.
It's mail again. I'm glad I was able this is from a few weeks ago I'm not I was able to make it into the discord on Monday Which was quite a while ago and I totally got giddy hearing you mentioned me on the broadcast Which you probably will again since we're doing it again. She's in there Just wanted to let you know. I'm doing me a big pout after hearing boogie say he's decided to kill featured orgas I didn't see this I've kind of been working up the nerd apps sir if he would send in a submission Oh, well, maybe we can plant the peepee flag or something and said well plant the peepee flag first of all because I love your ass and send it in your Of it and then we'll post it or in the pussy or in the pussy That's planted anywhere.
All right She ends it by saying and this is for you boogie at the risk of sounding like a total fan girl groupie I was wondering if you had any of your albums lying around Sir and I buy CDs of vinyl on the regular and I would absolutely love to have yours in physical copies Not just my youtube playlist if so let me know how much and where to direct payment There's a little like 15 people they're like, oh, I want your album. How do I do that? I don't know Germany they're like hey figure this out. How much do we send?
You're perfectly capable of thinking is that you just don't want to just say no no I'm not lying Kathy I did spend a number of times and look up and then see that it was like that's not right So you know how to do it. You just not set the price. I just the shipping was just like I'm doing this wrong We've told you this I've talked to many band members who and people want to ship from the u.s Out and they're like hey guys if you want your national shipping it's another $20 $30 just to ship it Yeah, some people are willing to pay for and mail in her sir are in North Carolina They would easily be able to They're not I could Kathy didn't I give you a stack of CDs and said why I just sent it to him for free you didn't I thought I did no you gave Oh, somebody drove what I do you gave me stickers and buttons that was it. Oh, I need a sticker back Because I want to be friendly we are here where I live where I put the pervert a podcast sticker on the ravioli Give you one.
Okay, sorry. I was it her that gave the email also that she found us through that video that I did No, that was last week guys. I saw the week before I said that no that was it her I don't think so I did a video Was it was it her? Mio look at it.
I think it was garbage can mail that who is a fantastic listener. She's been so amazing She's just a great supporter She's been a patron supporter like just just a just a really active pervert a podcast listener. It's lots of fun Huh, it is You know she found us through remember I told you I did that that that video like the document not documentary But I got contacted by some group or something and they're like we're gonna do and it was like a big Big website, you know and their videos have been up in the millions and they've done presidents and shit like that And they're like well, we're gonna we want to talk about how BDSM I remember that and it's like we want to talk about BDSM from the point of BDSM people and so I'm like fucking great I say yes to everything and I'm like this is gonna be great and I spent hours writing things and I shot like 15 different videos with all Their questions and they you know It was like they put me in for quarter second like yeah You could do this and that was the end of it and the other the whole rest of the video was fucking pro doms Yeah, not that they were badder, but it was just they always do that That is what that is when the media portrays BDSM it is female dom and sewer pro doms So they may have some good information, but they don't do this as a dynamic of what this is a there's a financial arrangement and And it affects how you view the lifestyle of the kinky life so so the video information wise fell really flat and I remember I was real disappointed like I'm not even that it was me just get more actual kinky people that aren't just pros Right to do this and we understand that the pros are usually the only ones that'll be seen on camera That's usually nobody wants to see you and I well I mean, yeah, that's true. I mean not pretty but we at least live in the lifestyle So I remember being like, oh god damn it.
No one's ever gonna watch that and so we didn't promote it We just I and I told the people when they made it I said hey, here's what my conflicts are and the people that even some of the producers are so yeah, they you know They higher up so they wanted this and so blah blah blah But she saw the video as horrible as I thought it was and sought us out That's cool So she found us because of that garbage fucking documentary video so that and I looked at me and I saw that I'm like Oh my god, that's that fucking video and I said that's why you say yes to everything because of garbage can mill because of garbage can Know what you like her, but just yeah because people like her now Then the avenue in a video like that the average person who's curious is gonna kind of just the you know Whatever, but to somebody who's actually hungry for kink knowledge BDSM knowledge Then they might search a little bit there. They're gonna look through the crap and maybe go Hey, there's some information here and investigate now the hope is is that the information in a video like our show or or whatever? That we make it entertaining and we give a lot of good solid information that people don't have to fight to go through three other sources to You know kind of find information, but that's why I say that's why I say yes to everything every student everyone writing a paper Everyone there I get you know, I've gotten lots of emails and they're like hey, can you talk to me about this? It's for my school project.
I'm like sure right, you know, what does it kill me at my time? What is my time? I have no value in my time? Yes, you do, but you never know what's gonna happen and now we have a relationship with this great listener and because we said yes to Something that didn't even come out great.
That's it. That's it. You're making noise on the mic. Did you want to say something?
It's holding it. You know should the moment come upon him. Oh Don't you used to do that to everyone so well, he he'd hold it up Yeah, let me let me microphone literally was up here like no glass way out of line nobody Are you gonna talk? Oh fucking motorhead.
Yeah, no class. No, you don't and he lived when he just lived at the rainbow Yeah, that's it. That's what he did. He had his little whatever video poker machine Yeah, it's just let me let me thrown let me from motorhead just lived at the rainbow and you know held court there and everyone came in and drank Oh, yeah, he just died.
Yeah Fucking great band. Yeah, no fucking around. He was not a pretty boy. He was not a pretty rock Members of his previous band now.
I can't remember the name of them. Oh, if you are preferred of us Listen, you know the name to I mean it's pretty good before we get off the show if I want to but we have a dirty Pink boy here. We do have dirty pink boy. Our band has floundered significantly because Bill Gates Oh, come on.
It's true. I could totally make a music that didn't have pretty boy sing it and In the car might be awkward. I'll be okay All right, man Like he's got his little studio in the passenger seat with his headphones and I'm the producer in the driver's seat right next to Okay, all right. I really need you to take here.
I need you to get a different jet project pretty boy. Just project All right, that's right here we go. I don't know what you're doing. I was fucked up Stereo a single you're driving around You've never sang in the car.
Well, yeah, but I'm like hitting bumps and shit like it doesn't sound pretty He thought his ukulele while he was driving now you stop the car You're not driving then Stop so many people out of ukulele and he's singing and The car next to us were like smiling and laughing at it. We were doing well We're in traffic, so it's like, you know We don't have jingles and stuff in the car So I just brought the ukulele started Fucking peeking around and like people were like what the fuck is this guy doing? I'm like rocking out. Yeah Whether you can lay it.
Yeah, it's a hardcore instrument. It is and you hates it You hates the fucking ukulele with a passion like literally she's like can't you just like you know scrape nails against the chalk I don't know why cuz she's so dark. Do you like the heart do you hate the harpsichord also the harpsich? Similar plucking You can lay Lee yeah, the harpsich the classic I'm sorry.
It's the opposite of a piano the piano hits the chord with a hammer and then it's a So it has that very Adams family kind of Trying to see the the connection between ukulele and they're both high-pitched plucking instruments Like a little guitar I'm not gonna judge your aftercare. You just do it better not you just ukulele you interpret the ukulele I just want I just want to make sure you're playing that's what I want. Can't he what? Give her the mic Let me ban beforehand was Hawk wind I Think that's Hawk wind hocka luge that is like so stereotypical heavy metal seven days everything you have to have an animal and a Weather it's all like you know like yeah steel panther, you know, but this is like early 70s everything was like, you know Yeah, something like tiger storm Death leopard death lip, which I never understood that like you know what it was supposed to be DAF leopard A death leopard and they want to be cool.
So they changed it to D. E. F. To death leopard Yeah, so why would you make fun of a poor hearing impaired?
No Oh I just like the bookie Oh my goodness stop it's a hearing aid blow to cry. It just makes no sense like why because they're just young rock and rollers in England Who gives a shit? They didn't think it was gonna get anywhere No, no, no, it's okay check this out check this out. It sounds like something that was something somebody like do you think a lot about band names?
You know like oh, it's a yeah There's always a reason like a you know Led Zeppelin one of the rumors was you know that either Keith Moon or someone's when they told About the band he said that's gonna go off like a lead balloon like a lead Zeppelin like a lead Zeppelin So they named the band Led Zeppelin so deaf leopard maybe it's a cliche. No, maybe some sort of like yeah, you know It says good good enough for a deaf leopard. It's like Motley crew They wanted it to stand out they put the two little things over the you they just wanted it to be special Put a motley crew in with what they were that's a true. It's a term for like a rugged, you know, like our scandalous kind of guys Why are you arguing with me?
I just would you love their fans? What? How I don't think it is a camper road. Yeah, I worked I actually I was associated with a guy that did a front house for Def at leopard for a while when they toured and and he adds all these wonderful So he said they're great band, you know guys really great It wasn't a shitty fucked up and or whatever but one of the things that I thought was funny is who's the singer?
Elliot something but You know he had to sing hi, you know rocks rock vocals are not easy to do night after night after night And if you you know if you can't perform there's no show nobody on the crew gets paid So the crew had him wearing a sign throughout the day that said please don't talk to me I cannot talk to you Because like me That's one of the reasons why I can't I could never tour because I can't shut up because I'm fucking insane and you blow out Your voice just talking to people and you don't you have to save it up for your show and they still do some shows now He can't absolutely can't hit those high. No, and that's it is an amazing It is an amazing feat of humanity to be able to hit any types of like Paul Stanley from fucking kiss No, or you know any of these guy even Robert plant David Lee Roth. He's voice just what he doesn't even care He's fucking David Lee Roth. Don't get me started.
I'm not gonna The most fun interesting person I've ever seen in a hundred different interviews the guy is Is an insane open if you listen to some of the shit he says there's fucking real genius behind it Pepperd in the brown Eminem's thing was fucking genius Kathy. It was G. Do you know what the story behind? Yes, the brown M&M's everyone thought oh you guys are such snobs.
No, he wanted to make sure that they read the whole thing It's everybody earlier you've definitely lost them We don't have a peepee when nobody's not that many people We're in a fucking garage weren't unfinished What do you complain about it's amazing, but I'm saying it's just it's rugged like there's dust on the shit and you know You're in a broom and ladders and you know wires coming out of the fucking feet. It's like this is Shit, okay, you're trying to make excuses for the fact that you and I went off on a tangent about Jeff leopard and whatever man I don't even know what this is the metal show. This is what happens. This is what happens.
No, it's the balsa wood show I'm really angry. I will kill you. Yeah cool. How's no effect?
But one match one match Just the flick of a lighter and balsa wood Wolverine is dead open flame cooked, but I will recover I want you just wish I would press this button No, that's not the right button that was a tease by the way because that was the featured or gazza button But you really are losing your shit aren't you I just heard like five different people think that Oh, they're thinking that their little bubbles over their heads are saying that very is he okay? Yeah, is he okay? We're all worried about you, but okay, okay Alice very happy right now that we're no longer talking about heavy metal. Oh, okay.
I love heavy metal. That is not what I came here for Yes, she did She's so fucking entitled sometimes she opens her mouth and she realizes what she said she just realizes by a reaction like a dog That's just like I did something wrong. I just did something wrong. I just made the world totally about me He's hiding her face and shame.
I can make any excuse for anything because I'm Alan. I'm hot. I get it This is your moment. I didn't show up late for this isn't what I came here for.
Oh my goodness. Oh, I am so sorry Oh, please forgive me. Okay, everybody. I was not happy delete the show started again With some cake maybe every once in a while something truly heinous comes out of her mouth and it's astounding So good is this cathartic for you?
Needles she's just all I just need to have people react to what I say. Thank you Al. I am sorry I apologize again out. Oh, when do you compose yourself?
What would you like us to do Al in this show now? We got it. She's doubled overlapping. She's literally crying with laughter right now I like a long boogie.
I don't know. She's gonna thumbs up from Al. Can we go on to some fucking advice? Yes?
Oh Thumbs down the brat continues well, we should you see it stuff to throw at her where's your dark? I'm laughing My god that is I've got that please. Oh, okay. Um Kathy can you remind me probably around?
58 seconds 58 minutes. All right because I want to loop with that shit We need a drop of that. Let's a drop that's good. Look at Dell just smugly so happy.
No, he's not happy He's dealing with all kinds of shit. He's so happy makes me happy that they can feel shame He's getting his And binge is that go passive aggressive? No, he's not passive about it at all. Oh, okay down right aggressive Okay, so what's some fucking advice?
Shailah wrote to us. Hi Shailah's I saw this and thought of you boogie It's that thing she sent you about the Pokemon video. I sent it to you because I knew you weren't gonna read it So I texted it to you the Pokemon video what was it? It's a meme about it's got this woman with her head in her hands going Please don't tell me anymore about your Pokemon.
It's me. See that's me with you. I do just by the way I to play Pokemon and recently Harry Potter go AKA Wizards unite Yeah, it was your tonight they the Pokemon go people because they said wow we were making 50 million dollars a month with Pokemon Go, why don't we just make Pokemon go except make it about Harry Potter and so instead of catching a little Pokemon you go You still the same augmented reality where you have to go out into the world and like cast spells and catch things and do I'm not into it at all But buddy started playing it buddy was into it, you know So yeah, so now there's some of us that are true losers and they have two phones and literally they catch Pokemon and play Harry Potter Wizards unite as well. That's the next level Kathy That next I'm I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy.
Don't you have your contractions on your contraption? I do I have two phones, but they're both hooked to Pokemon go live in a gasoline nest you live in the life But I have four shiny sneezles great explorers calling me Now put that down put it down We're speaker there speak hello Hello, wait the speakers are back up hello there. Who's this this is creative explorer. Hi.
How you doing? Are you doing there creative on the air you're on the air. Hi, so yeah, you called you just does Kathy need to like get underneath and do something for you Right she is very pretty does she need to like do something like maybe like fix you a sandwich or something? For five minutes, you know what all right crevix where can I give you know your dynamic is your dynamic But every now and again, I just want to throw in a suggestion if I could is that okay?
Yeah, okay Could you put the ice cream sandwich on her ass and wait for it to melt and then leave her alone once it's melted? Yeah Why give it to me you're not gonna put it back on the air creative explore everything going with you over there I never mind he's ignoring me to just take your fucking phone Why do I bring up these things to you that we had a guest appearance we had a guest cameo from your boyfriend all the way from work? All the way from work all right She like was not to say ask us how does a submissive as she means herself deal with her master being gone for six months for work And you take tips tricks or ideas and she gives us more a little bit more information She says communication is limited and this submissive is a masochist who has a hard time bottoming to others Thanks for any advice PS love this podcast. Thank you all for keeping it going seriously Still podcasting with all that went down with doorway.
You all are awesome for this Well, thank you very much. We are awesome. I'm not gonna disagree with that a little on edge little a little punchy I think I just have an edge sleep. I slept a little bit.
Yeah Why you said like I slept like four or five hours, but every other night the last three four nights I literally so I'm probably like psychotic episode It's either like well, you know when you're tweaker and you're like smoke a lot of meth You can do like four or five days without sleep and then you start to hallucinate and you crash You know and then you just you know you wind up naked on someone's floor asleep No, no, I'm just telling you I'm just trying to compare my sleepless nights, you know cuz I did math That's math which is a great place at the end of the show Maybe we'll put that song again because it's great song and I had some but her people like And then other people like yeah, yeah, you smoke meth before haven't you? By the way, your son came from experience didn't it? Yeah, so what somebody did so what are we talking about sleepless nights? You might be psychotic episode.
Oh, that might be it. Yeah, that would explain a lot, but you sure okay That would explain you pulling up to my house without telling you started recording yelling at me from the car I would assume that whole thing that I thought it would be cool like I added in my head that you'd be like Hey, boogie, let's go and you'd get in I'll be out Kathy We're doing a show boom to get down wow and then we like drive off and then you're like I'm a guy Kathy you fucked up the plan and you're like doing shit and I'm like the things recording and I'm like Oh man, I gotta now it's not this is the problem when you come up with plans that are only in your head and you don't tell anybody about Well, it didn't work. I just edited it, but it didn't mean I wasn't but her that I would have been so cool that Yell was like the whole neighborhood was like what the fuck is that? I literally had a bucket in my hands to water your stupid trees I love the trees get it like a tree's die I can work.
All right, you know everything's okay. We're all rooting for you Shayla wants to know Shayla how do you deal when he's away or when he's not there or it's not just that it's when you can't play for whatever whether it's illness or distance or Okay, there's so many There's a lot of like little suggestions that you can do like obviously if you guys FaceTime I've heard of people that are long distance If you're if you have your dominant instruct you to swat yourself. I've heard that if you get the headspace going there It's them instructing you. I would do it right when to do it.
You're going to kneel for this now I want you to take this I want you to touch your pussy. I want you to do this I want you to do that I want you to know hit yourself now and you just do it on an instinct you may Yeah, it's not for me, but it might work for some of the people have done that obviously What why is cancer? They're like security cameras basically indoor security cameras right that have two way sound yes I know someone who has these I do oh, I'm not what shame on you. What I can't oh shame on her the perv No, but she has a four security, but yeah, I can watch her.
Oh You're kidding you can tap into that That he can keep tabs on his submissive that way and no you'll never gonna know when I'm watching you Oh, don't call her But she calls you daddy though, right? Look at that face But that's kind of been kind of a thing where on one hand I can say hey do something or other and she can or give her permission to do something And she can't I hope she's just gonna this will be fun when she hears the show but on the other hand is You know she'll fall asleep on the phone and if I know she's not sleeping I'm here I can check in and I can actually try to calm her by tapping in and speaking to her when she's having nightmares That's so sweet Hunger you're so creepy that I can watch her sleep. It's sweet and creepy at the same time. That's hunger That's an option that has been working like no for us because we're I like that because there's so many different ways you could use it at this specific Time I want you kneeling in front of the camera.
Yeah, and I'm not even gonna tell you that I'm there You're just gonna have to know I'm either there. I'm not like yeah No, these are your yeah, so it's not just that it's commands that forget the camera You could give commands from a distance have at a certain time in the day you have to insert the vibrator into your pussy Yeah, or here you got rice, you know you're gonna kneel on your punishment rice new laughing So I think you laugh it's a submissive you is okay So you had a dominant, you know, they're both very young and they're like okay Well, we're obviously we're gonna do this dom sub thing and you know the boyfriend was gonna be the dom and of course You know she was gonna be the sub because obviously that's what you're supposed to do and so but remember she's also starving student So, you know, they have like little things and punishments and you're gonna do this or else, you know, blah blah blah blah blah blah Okay, yes master whatever, you know, they have their diner They're you know trying to work it out and see what's going on but it pretty much turned it This is where you discovered she wasn't submissive so like which is actually kind of dickish They had punishment rice that you got a kneel on the rice and that's very hard Was it just on the floor or was it in a baggie or something? It was just put some on the floor and you had a kneel which is actually very dickish and painful And so the punishment rice, you know, was there and it's like you better near the punishment, right? So fucking I guess mu was poor And he came home and he's like so you're not really submissive are you?
I was fucking hungry dick. You gotta fucking feed me Fuck your punishment rise and punishment tummy you don't punish my tummy that's hilarious That's where she told me that story and I'm like, okay, so no to self. I don't need to make that mistake They're pretty good, but no, I think there's a lot of Obviously the more protocols and there's there's a lot of creative ideas and these were I think some of these have been real fun creative But definitely a lot of protocols rituals and things that reconnect you even if you can't talk a lot And that's why those things at this time you do this at this time you do this Those are things that even though you guys aren't talking you guys are still connected because you're still following a command You're still engaged you still know your submissive is doing something at a certain time And then of course you send your report which you know I've done that online with people where I wasn't there to see the activity like You know I would do like silly stuff like oh I want you to go into the yard I want you to pick a handful of flowers just the pedals and then I want you to go rinse them off and then master bait with those Petals and then I want you to send me a picture of the pedals, you know Or I've done this a number of times. I don't know if I ever did this No, I never did this with me to where you're going to write my name on a piece of paper You're gonna curl up in your hand and you're gonna master bait and I want you to show me how turned on you got because if that piece of Paper isn't sweaty then I know you didn't fuck yourself hard enough So it's I think that's also it's important because everybody is so different that this is an area where you actually Do quite a bit of negotiating you've never done this before you're only used to playing and having a protocol in person Many of the things that you just mentioned would make me want to hurl.
I would want no part of them You don't masturbate with flowers. No, I was not I was long before kinky. I get it Yeah, but there are maybe one or two things you said that would absolutely hit my submissive button and those would work for me The others would not sure so I think it would be very easy for people to I don't know how to put this Somebody's gonna be away someone's gonna be ill and very quickly too quickly make a decision about what it is that you're gonna Do okay fine. You're gonna do this and this and that will mean that I'm in charge It requires the same amount of work Then if you were starting a new kink that you're gonna have to figure out the ins and outs and what works and what doesn't I absolutely agree I think this is actually a great topic because this is I'm kind of I'm really suffering with some of these things right now Because I don't have me with me six days a week anymore I don't have a house I don't have a love lab and literally she just lived on the bed was my bed by the way But it was really her bed and she just lived on the bed and all her study and whatever You know that was her thing and so and I took care of her for four and a half years So a lot of my which once again This is why you don't have identities a lot of my identity was in how I can take care of her And that was what you know a lot of my daddy was about is that I can take care of her and then I you know this is what I have to offer because obviously I don't have a lot of money I never had a lot of money, you know, but you know play in a place and chocolate milk And that was what you got and then when all of a sudden I lost those things and now I don't have a place for her to be And she's not with me six days a week.
She's with me Maybe one day a week now all of a sudden I feel very much like what do I have to offer this person? You know, so I think another significant part and we like yesterday day before we actually got together and now she's here with me now And we had to say hey, we have to do some reconnecting things We have to do some things to you know because I detach, you know when I'm like Oh, I don't have anything to offer this person anymore So obviously it's time for them to go, you know, she can go on to med school and you know You can attach what you say and I and I literally floop and I'm like totally cold I get it, you know, I'm a loser. I've had to live with this guy my whole life. So go and peace So and she's like no, I'm not ready to get rid of you yet So you know, you know, hey hang on I was saying this so I'm like I just need to reconnect with you and when we do get together There's certain things that we need to do like, you know, even I mean our rituals are kind of they're not really ritually It's just like we watch an anime together, you know, and for us.
That's like one of our things. It's not kink It's not sex It's you know, we watch an anime together and we get into it together and and and then it's you know another one of our things Which is funny, but that's what our thing is is she plays her game and I play my game But we're in the same vicinity with each other and and then on top of that there's the validation and that's that's reconnecting and because sometimes you just need To know that you're important to someone and sometimes people forget me use fantastic use the most validating person I've ever been with in my entire life She says validating encouraging things to me almost at nauseam when I don't believe them half the time And I think that's hideously important because when you're away from each other and especially if it's long term There's so much time for that brain to start spinning. There's so much time for that brain to start saying oh well Obviously, you know, I'm not important anymore because look you can you can go six months without seeing me So how strong is our relationship really blah blah blah your brain can take off if you're having an adult full moment, right? So it's a it's very unusual because that's almost like what I was saying you you guys are had your protocol in place Everything was easy simply because you had worked at it already and you had gotten your routines and one thing changes now granted It's a big thing your last your place to live and you almost have to reinvent it and rethink it and restructure and come up with something new Sure, and you didn't even realize yet to do that until you And suddenly you guys are detached and you're not that's a but any other in the other thing And I just have to say this and this is a lot of credit to you as well is in a shitty fucked up way It's it's kind of exciting because it's a new adventure.
Yeah, it's like we're forced to do something new together and use down with adventure And change and and she's able to roll with shit And I like to roll with shit because I like change and and discovering new things and how to fix this problem I love like all the little solutions and foam core, you know and shelves and how do we do this and where do we get her electricity for her laptops? So we can then do this and we can work in the thing and you know building, you know, ripping out the seats to the raviolis and There's like a whole thing and now it's her princess bed like literally she can she can do her starfish thing like she will dominate She is bed dominant. I am not dominant in once she falls asleep. There's no there's no power dynamics She literally will just be like and so it's kind of cool She's able to do that because I have every cuddle blanket in the fucking love lab and for those of you that have been to the Love Lab, you know, there's like nine hundred and eighty five fucking cuddle blankets every one of those is in the raviolis Literally, I showed you a picture.
I got put it on on on Fettlife it's like ten inches thick of cuddle blankets because I don't have to freeze and start so it's got so it's in there So mues just like loves. She's like, oh my god This is like my princess carriage and she just literally I can drive around and so where you make it work You find the little things and you just realize to get through this We're going to have to have different points of you and we're gonna have to think differently We can't approach this with old thinking because this is an entirely different situation, right? Yeah, that's what time what a timely question this was since you guys were going through it. Sure.
Yeah, it's good Thank you for that shade left. Thank you anybody else wants to write in that be great because I am plumb out of questions From out of going back to the ready. That's right. That's right.
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I don't know what he's been doing over there Thank you for being here Del. We heard from him. I'm he talked to the mike like six times It was just a couple of things he said and then he's heads back in his laptop dealing with all kinds of drama He's looking at the you know furry porn is he oh Porn straight furry porn Joe. Thank you once again for coming out here Take us out.
Okay. Well, I guess that's the end of the show and I was supposed to put a song about meth I like that song. Well here here Fattemy Weaker start projects that turn into piles they never get finished just reorganized once a while snored another line to help You focus. I just needed to get these projects done You invent stupid shit, but you swear you're a genius your upper three-day straight master baiting a limp penis You're picking your face like your skin is possessed Hey, let's go rob my mom The paranoia will destroy your sanity fast You speak to your house once and code because the government is listening you sleep with duct tape all over your ass in case the Aliens come visiting Now your kidneys are shot and you're fucking toothless your police records long and you're socially useless better get help before it fries It's a death What happened to my life?
That's why doesn't my family answer the phone when I call that's it plan to get clean Just need a little more shit so I can make a plan to get clean I Just need to do this a few more times so I can get it just right