#223 Prepping for the Miami Open, Raw Dogging Cable & Listen Dad…Just Drive the Whole Trip

This week, the ladies are prepping for their big trip to the Miami Open. Pedicures! Panic shopping! Spray tans! They contemplate being a good consumer, which leads to an analysis of Jeff Bezos trying not to be a nerd anymore. Maya poses the theory that real-life billionaires are just comic book super villains. Mostly different versions of Lex Luthor. Florida is great…except for the most Floridia-y parts. Amy has some choice words for big sunscreen. Maya’s dad had a very specific lecture about sunscreen. Amy has developed a Nutella cookie addiction, and now the whole family is hooked. Maya has a flashback to their last Florida trip, spring break 1993, and making Amy’s dad stop at the Ron Jon Surf Shop, and he was mad because it was sooooooo out of the way. Maya and Amy imagine their new Florida Golden Girl lifestyle together. Don’t get us started on raw dogging cable in your hotel room.  Heaven help the person who doesn’t prep a PTO document for their team. The ladies recap the Miami Open results so far and can’t believe all the huge tennis stars in the tournament. Also, what celebrities will they see?