#224 CONVINCING OUR SINGLE FRIEND TO GET MARRIED THIS YEAR

This week, three married people stage a soft intervention on our proudly single friend — who’s fully ready to skip dating and check herself straight into an old folks home. We’re unpacking whether people actually wait to marry the right person, or just whoever’s conveniently there, and stirring the pot to find out if married folks secretly miss being single. And if someone hot and emotionally stable wanted to wife you up… would you still be anti-marriage?It’s not a debate. It’s not a roast. It’s a gentle bullying session in the name of love — and if you’ve ever questioned your relationship status (or lack of one), you might wanna sit down for this.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable―CHAPTERS00:36 - Mingyue’s brown phlegm 01:25 - Sleep waking for a sandwich 03:00 - Meet Hampu!!04:45 - Single and emotionally unavailable 09:30 - Is finding “The One” the end? 12:20 - END OF THE WORLD MARRIAGES14:40 - Having no game no rizz no roster 18:18 - Do you miss being single?20:00 - Single people are try-hards23:00 - Marriage pacts with our friends27:40 - Building a roster for each other28:50 - Do hot and emotionally available men exist30:30 - Red Flags is the reason we don’t trust love33:00 - We’re making a green flags show 36:00 - She loves me for my allergy attacks37:00 - Subjecting your wife as a homemaker 38:30 - Finding orphan boyfriends39:40 - JUST DO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS40:50 - Single by choice or no one’s choosing you?41:40 - Forcing a dating show on the office44:00 - Being in love vs. short-lived crush 45:50 - Not saying “I love you” back48:50 - Dating for marriage 53:20 - Really hopings and many dreamings56:40 - Happy single vs sad with someone 57:50 - PIMPING VIVIAN OUT!!!