225: Liquor in the Front, Poker In the Rear!

Yes, Because THAT's how we like 'em!  We hope you join in with the show... if not, Download, like and subscribe and play along in silence with all of our shticks and shenanigans... while hearing about the up and coming hurricane. TONIGHT!!  We got through a BUNCH of fun games, music, weird things, butt jokes, Bubba made an appearance in The Best Country Song Titles.. There was Yin & Yang, a bunch of birthdays, holidays, tHis oR tHat, Noizes, tons of laughter and jokes... and it was continuous throughout!  It was fun!  We hope you enjoy...   So... OMG…. ! After the show ...I was uploading and saving the show ’n what not… Because we save everything for posterity and in case something inspirational actually comes from all of this… and I felt a little gurgle in my lower abdominal area… And I’m thinking well, it’s just gonna be a little fart, or something… So while editing, I kinda was pulling a One Cheek Sneak, type movement… expecting a little Puft.. or poot. When All of a sudden I hear “Flubufffufufufuflll”  (that’s the actual sound it made) … And My entire butt suddenly got really warm. I mean I could feel like there was a full sized pillow under my seat… like there was an extra cushion on my studio chair… I literally said “Oh SHIT!” out loud and got up expecting to see explosive diarrhea all over the chair , floor, down my legs and socks… Everywhere!  Because, it was that loud, and big, I thought I literally ruined the whole editing suite.  Upon inspection, I didn’t see anything….  so I ran out of the studio , through the house and to the master bathroom… …As I got there, that’s when the smell hit me. ...It wasn’t like your normal poop smell… Everyone knows what their own poop smells like… - but this was something much different and more horrific. I could only attribute the smell as a conglomeration of everything I ate while on Vacation, that maybe festered for a week in my stomach…  and AT THAT MOMENT, there just happened to be a rectal dam overflow… But, Lucky for me I had on New underwear.  right before We went on vacation, I bought some new Nike Sports athletic underwear… that just happened to hold everything in like some super absorbent Donald Trump Diaper…. because as I stripped off my clothes in the shower… everything seemed copacetic … until I unleashed the Newly purchased Nike underwear…. With the shower now on full blast… I literally say that I had a full Pint sized fluffernutter in my back pocket. I mean I had some sharts and fooshies before…. but nothing like this…. this was like I was a reverse kangaroo with my newly ‘loaded’ Nike butt pocket in the backside.   As I got to the toilet, I realized that I couldn’t flush down the toilet.  The awkwardness of the underwear that was holding the mush, I felt would make even More of a mess if I just pulled the underwear down and pointed my butt towards the toilet…  Also because whatever was ‘back there’  wasn’t totally solid and wasn’t watery either.  But I knew, by the way it felt, that it would probably be best if I just went straight into the shower.   As soon as i was able to peel away the undergarment, the Full Pint Sized Fluffernutter went the way of the waffle -  There were some serious waffle stomping and hosing down going on…  …Which then reminded me that I needed to make an arrangement to go and get a colonoscopy… doctor’s orders.