Don't make me sing to your lap, Kathy. I'll do it. Leave. I laugh.
I was sing to my laptop. I got to sing to my lap. Oh, come here. Come here.
Come here. I'm only going to wear your lap. Kathy. All right.
Get your face away from my lap. I love your buttons. Let me touch your buttons, Kathy. I'm going to have nightmares now.
Lovely pair of Levi's. Wait, let me smell. Ee. Oh.
Get back on your side of the table. Boundaries, boundaries. Why do we always have to deal with boundaries? Under once in a day.
Are Kathy's dirty buttons now similar to rusty spoons? Yes. Thanks, Hunger. Thanks for showing up after six months and giving one of those amazing random.
But there's always somebody who knows. There's always somebody that emails us and says, I know what he was talking about. See, one person. One person already.
And that person happens to be in the room right now. And that's called reaching multiple demographics, Kathy. Is that what that is? That's what we do.
We just come right in and we just talk to everybody. None of our peers listen. But for some reason, we hit other. We hit all the people that like weird horror movies and anime and things like that and dead things.
People that like dead things. I'll like dead things. You like dead things. Don't you?
You just basically described me minus anime. You don't like anime? I used to. Not anymore though.
Oh, you grew up. I get it. You're more mature. No, I just have time.
Too much. Damn. What exactly are you saying? I'm just a little time consuming to watch the thing.
You probably have jobs and stuff like that. You've been tattooing a lot. Not really. People keep canceling.
That's why. That's why you should tattoo trees. Trees can't pay me though. They pay you in love.
That's... Love doesn't pay my bills. Tree love. Dendrophilia.
You're getting very existential right now. You're just a dandrophilia. Get it right. Oh my God.
Did he actually show up? He shows. What are you talking about? It's dandrophilia or dendrophilia.
Dandrophilia sounds like flaky shit on your shoulder. I don't have hair so I don't have to worry about it. Thank you for that enthusiasm. That's a great response.
I was like, oh no, Del's not here. When was the last time we saw an owl? I just mentioned I have no time. That was...
And orange bloodied hands. What the fuck is up with your hands? I did a bloody photo shoot right before this. My hands are all orangey.
Like a bloody like a fucking UK photo shoot. Like bloody fucking photo shoot. No, no. I did a...
I did a spooky like vampire covered in blood kind of... Nice. Did you have a victim or were you the victim? I was going to have a victim but they couldn't show up.
So you just like attacked a chicken or something like that? The air. The air bleeds. The air bleeds.
Ooh, the air bleeds. That sounds so emo. Oh my God, Kathy. I think we should enter the show like that.
Okay. Alright. That life is a monkey. But not like that because that's not the right button.
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Yes it is. We're here. We're live. She's I hope unless this is like some weird zombie thing.
Probably. Probably. My name is Count Boogie. I'm Kathy.
Over there we have Dell. Okay. Say my name for me. He's pulling out.
Who else do we have here? I'm Enigma. Enigma and then over here we have good old fashioned. This guy, Unger.
I don't know what's going on here. Guy. Are you still throwing axes? Yes.
There's a banding on his finger. He holds up a bloody finger. What bloody currently? Is it?
Last night it was very bloody. Like how do you how do you bleed? Did you chop your finger or did you just grab it wrong? I sharpened my axe before throwing last night.
Okay. My new leaks starts tomorrow. Okay. So I want to get some practice.
I also took the finish off of my handle so it's nice and smooth and satin. Right. And it was kind of a little slipper than I was expecting it. I pulled it out and lost my grip and it like slivered off just a very thin piece of skin.
Because it was really sharp. It was really sharp. And then spouted. Spouted a lot of places.
I went through two bandages while I was there throwing. Wow. Oh Unger. So you threw and did like little splatters of blood.
No, I've just covered before. See, that's where Al should have been. So she should have been like over your bloody finger like with the axe. Like going fuck you finger.
Like that would have been like scary. Right? No. So Kathy what's going on with you?
You better cut that one off. I don't know where you're going. It's been John O'Rigle. It is.
It was a last minute. Last minute as far as like last week. But I think we really kind of you know. Pulled it together.
We embraced the Pajama Ratica. Our listeners got involved in Pajama Ratica. I wrote some amazing. Like I had it long.
Like I had an erection at the library while I was typing it. You did not. I did. And so I just like well shit.
And so there's a lady sitting next to me. So I'm kind of like turning and I'm like this would be pretty you know. It's probably sucks to read. But you know it was it was pretty hard to think about.
I can't wait to hear what gave you a hard on. You think I get hard on. It's like magic. I know you put your penis on your car.
I remember it was a horrific story. No the memories every day I come out to the car and she looks at me and she's just like hey and I go no not today. She's all hi man. Not today.
Let's do that again. I go no no. We're two ships in the night. We passed.
You gave her a little taste of the book. You know sometimes you just got to be a tease. Otherwise she'll stop running. Yeah that's it.
I want to go home. So it's a pretty good. I think I got word from a garbage can mail. I couldn't find out on the thinking atheist website.
But I think it's supposed to be tomorrow. So I think I'm wrong. I'm excited. You know.
You know you never know how it's going to come out. You know you don't know how Seth's going to edit or if the sound quality. That would probably be the smartest move on his part. But you don't know how the audio was or something you know whatever.
So hopefully the you know because it really was fun. I mean we had the people that we were on with were just really competent and good academics. And I think it was a great mix. So hopefully the you know hopefully the message gets out there.
And if there's anyone here from the thinking atheist welcome to pervert podcast. You will probably be leaving screaming shortly. And that's not a bad thing. No it's probably not a bad thing.
Anything going on with you this week. No although do you remember a few months ago for somebody the creative explorer said Hey I want to experiment and see what would happen if I gave you total control of me. Remember we talked about it how I slapped his face and how I did all kinds of things. Man you remember that time ago.
I said a few months ago. Oh okay right. I thought you remember. Then he said well I experiment I tried I want to see what would happen.
I'm done. Right thanks. My curiosity has been quelled. You've quelled it.
Well now it's my turn. We're going to reverse and let him and if you think that he fucks with me now boy I started asking what would you do if I gave you total control for the weekend. He's got all his. Jesus Christ he started glazing over with me.
Yeah so what happens. That's so there's no you're getting no information. I actually I'm insanely curious to see what he's going to do because even though he is like in control of the weekend and I'm there he does take my feelings into account. He takes my boundaries into account.
He does give thought to his Kathy in the mood for this now or do I not want to deal with it. So he does hold back. Sure I don't. I don't.
I mean only a psychopath is going to cut off your arm. Oh well if you told me I could. So I just wanted to see if it would bleed. Of course and I think that's what's important about having a play partner for a while that when you give them that control that's supposedly unlimited and unfettered it's kind of like you know they know you and there is going to be a limit.
On the other hand it that this is me taking responsibility and saying I am giving you permission so I will suck it up and take what it goes. So my boundaries of no blow jobs in the morning and you know just don't disturb my sleep because you fuck with me. He's just going to get a squirt bottle and spray you at like literally three thirty in the morning and like you have to be out. And then just poke the side of your face with his cock and say suck bitch squirt squirt squirt.
Did I just give him an idea? Yes I'll stop it. Oh he's going to hear this. What is this going to happen?
Well not this week because I'm not going to get together. Oh then he's going to hear this. Okay take that idea back. Even though it would be amazing.
Because I just suck it. What am I a dog? No you spray when you're bad. The dog's bad.
Stop giving him more ideas. This is going to be great. Anything else going on out there? Any excitement?
I'm not a child's finger. I'll bleed the air. I'm going to just try to look innocent and it failed. What have you been up to?
Hunger. Dirty kinky stuff. Yeah I went down to San Diego for kinky things. Did you hang anyone?
I learned vaginal chain techniques. So that would be chaining vaginas together? No. Piercing vaginas?
No. Oh then 30 chains are different. Yes. I'm pretty quick to know.
I'm all that thing that I did with Bonnie endlessly. Yes. Now four or five feet of metal chain. So now okay just as a quick reminder what are some things to watch out for when you put a real metal chain up inside someone.
So the other thing we were discussing was using a female condom to do it for safety. Oh. Okay. So that way if there aren't allergic you don't have to worry about metal allergies with that as much.
Oh okay so if you're going to just go for it instead of maybe just put one link up inside you. Oh this is keep it there for a half hour and then see if you have a reaction. Yeah no this is not. That would be the responsible thing to do.
Yeah the responsible thing. Yes. Give a test. Lots of lube.
Lots of lube. I mean the thing we were really worried about with chains in the vagina or orifices is the pinching. Yeah the pinching is always the thing. Yeah because once they start once those chains those links start linking and the last thing you want is to have your cervix clipped you know.
And yet it's going to happen. You're like hey I'm going to find a little bit. I'm sorry what was that? The condom is up without a little bit.
Oh okay. So that's interesting. Yeah we need to get a hold of female condoms. I still have never tried a female.
You got a whole roll of them. You got a really good source. Well dentist use them. You just go to a dentist supply place and they'll sell you this entire roll of the stuff.
No dental dams or female condoms. No that you can't I've used them before. The female condoms are insertable. The female condoms are actually insertable and they actually have the plastic ring.
I totally get it. We've used whole, well not we. I assisted a little entire rolls if you get the long big rolls you can fiss somebody. Like they did so yeah.
And make hand puppets. Hand puppets. No. Can you make that sound.
Cause when someone's like a whole fist in this ad intensity you know you just want to throw. No no no no no no no. Just to see. No boogie.
Don't make that sound like you're fizzing somebody. I don't get to fiss a lot of people can't say big hands. I'm going to probably fissed even less people than I do. I.
Yeah, have you ever been able to just someone I've had two I've had two and then a bunch of four knuckles you've had three three Dells done one Kathy you have little hands. I don't well. You don't have like big man. Hey, I guess I don't have big man I've tried you know for but barely past the knuckle.
Yeah, I get that's that thumb the thumb where it starts I'm just gonna just dislocate that and curl it up you have your fist and a lot of people look at we're off to a great Start of Tennessee People then I did some classes Good That's sure like I stopped at the gas station got some beef jerky saw a rabbit go by tried to take a picture But it was too fast. I did an advanced Pearson class for domination this past Friday. Oh, okay very good and I'll experience needle bondage for the first time. Oh And she said it felt like a paper cut constant paper cut like a Ongoing paper cut that microphone to her This is like this potato mayhem get into all the kinks.
It wasn't like a constant paper cut It's just while you were pulling the thread through it felt like a paper cut not so much when I was sitting there Like playing with myself. Yeah, but when you pull the thread through I realized like yeah, it feels like a paper cut Oh my just keeps going. Yeah, very good. He's like five feet.
So the first one was like five feet. Oh, so it's literally this all Yes under the skin because it is a paper cut for five feet He also showed off some weights and used a lime on me and he ran the lime along the straight and then ran that thread through the hole So I got lime juice in the hole and it hurt I Asked first if it was okay, of course you did it was Because it hurt doesn't mean I hated it I missed out the clear up. I did ask first and we had discussed it and yeah, so lime thread weaving through flesh Where was that weave through? Just nice nice very good.
What about you? Do anything anything happening with you? Obviously I went to Disney and I wasn't here and I gave a partner who had an orgasm in four years and orgasms nice Very good. Wow Messy A bit I was more it was like okay We're gonna use the air suction a thing and use me as a toy and then we managed that's some dedication very good very good Very good little clap.
He really gave it is all very good. It's very good. You're good. You're good.
You're good. I Figured out how to put up, you know towels where I park at night So I can feel comfortable enough to masturbate, you know feel there's some sense of privacy and I can look at But no I'm used out of town and like I had a bunch of play We had that great great place scene with her a week before and then Panda came and visited me and then we had a really nice Playtime in the in a parking lot Town perfect and so you talk about that on yeah, I think I'm happy yeah half a pepee Yeah, which was fun by the way, we're getting better in the car for our patron listeners It actually seems like the more often we do every time we do it We escalate the yelling that we do at each other We seem to yell at each other a lot in the car That's just because when you're driving we're too old people and when we're driving we instantly go into that old people argument mode I think you're right so that might be it but in general we had more stuff to talk about this time So for those of you that don't know if you are a patron subscriber to prefer to podcast You get some extra shows that we do we do an extra show every month just for you and then Kathy and I record it in the car and we Drive around we talk shit about people and and then talk about We were in the nicer part of town there wasn't that much shit to talk about a lot of snobby people You're gonna go to the seedy part of town. No, I can't tell you no shooting No, I'm in trouble over the whole time. I know what to yell at I'm sorry Kathy Well, we're gonna find you more people for you help.
Hey, are you implying you don't yell at him? She's practically the whole show me you've heard it haven't you but Kathy I wanted to share something because um, you know a lot of people talk about the jingles that I do for the show all the different little jingles And stuff like that and some people you know are curious about the process of like where do you come up? You know as obviously when I had the studio, you know I would sit in front of the studio and then I would you know just strum some things and maybe make a thing and then but then I got to a Place where like now obviously I'm outside and I'm not always in front of the studio So now I have to like record ideas into my phone and kind of then take those and then build jingles That's what I did with the last couple jingles and it was a lot of fun and it worked and you remember at least so But today I'm like I had this idea for a jingle and I like I sang it into the phone I just thought you know, maybe this is good enough. Maybe just just this I fucking knew it because you are getting very sincere and I'm like no good Can come in this anytime you get sincere.
It's gonna be bad for me. Can I put my cock on you? That was a jingle. No, no, here listen to it again Right in the library parking lot with my windows open.
I don't know exactly who heard but some people maybe looked a little at me No, I think they just saw the genius that was happening Basically, you're just singing falsetto into your phone Kathy. Can I put my cock on Kathy? Sometimes you just I know you hide your admiration for me Do you know that I just want you to know it's okay? That life is a monkey kooky naughty kinky place with no shortage of gagshot avatars and chicks will come over the face Yeah, they got groups and events and shit like that if you're interested Or your piece of mind let's try to give you a paper cut You're saying a song about putting your cock on me Between words and violence is not Well, you piece of my please under the other post we talked about specifically granted actually give you one probably my skin's Ashy Ivan lotion's and now you put a scrape on it that looks bad All right this week we have a post from ferret who wrote a good spouse for who on vetting play partners So I little back story here He's talking to a friend online and he's talking about so he says I this one thing that I do good And he tells him what it is and his friends says No, there's other things that you do good and fair says like what and his friends as well.
You're a good spouse Because I have a big wedding anniversary. Oh, yeah, 20 so fair says I pondered that and thing is I don't think I am I've been married for 20 years to the same woman My wife is the love of my life and I make constant fine-tuning to my behavior to ensure that I'm as good to her as she deserves But if it was as simple as that I'd have been living in harmonious bliss with everyone everyone I ever dated So who am I a good spouse for is it my wife? Absolutely, we've got a great track record. Is it my sweetie who I've been dating for over a decade?
Absolutely not is it any of my exes demonstrably not I might not be a good spouse or a good partner or even just a good play partner for you So at this point because it's poster fairly long which is why I like this Manic in this post he was surely manic I sensed it very easily So he goes on to explain in more detail why it is the different reasons why he can be a good spouse to one person and an Excellent play partner to someone else but not necessarily a good spouse to that same person So and then he draws the comparison with that and vetting people in the BSM community He says the problem I have with people in the scene vetting people as good or bad is that frequently they judge people based on some singular experience I had a good scene with them. Therefore, they're good Except I never see it quite as simple as that if you're gonna give someone you know the thumbs up for someone else I'd ask you to think of more than just did it go well for me I'd want to know more specific questions like what was I looking for that night? And is this person asking me looking for a different experience because if so then maybe the answer is more complex than they're good And closer to here's what we did here's how it went is that what you want? Because I don't think that being good for someone is universally applicable it all comes down to what you're looking for I had to read that twice did ya I did because he was manic I recognize that in a second because he even said you know when I'm an okay, right?
And whatever and I'm like oh I relate to this guy a lot So yeah, I definitely had to go over twice to see where he was going because he was going he had two very different topics The vetting and not being good for everyone but maybe being good for one I think I recognized in myself more connection to the I might be good for this person But for these thousand other people I'm pretty not good depending on what type of relationship you're gonna have I mean this was this was kind of funny because I was talking to create a exploring I don't think I got my thought across well because I was just kind of forming it But I've always seen whether it was a co-work of mine or friends or very very good friends or Play partners or sexual partners or family members didn't know no matter which I always see the success in the relationship Based on how much distance I've got from them and in what area my very very best friend who passed away last year is We had a great deal of distance between us we saw each other maybe once a month once every two months I considered my best friend But if we had either worked together which we had in the past or if we had lived together We would have killed each other we would have been absolutely horrible and I guarantee you that would have been the end of our friendship Because you're not compatible in every single aspect of life Which is why polyamory appeals to me so much and I think it's a it's a hard concept to grasp because the word distance in relationship to a Friend or family member or lover is not something that is considered a positive word Why would you want distance from someone but we all have a certain amount of distance in different areas from people? I mean I you and I for all intents and purposes Litter together for a short amount of time need distance from Kathy and we all our relationship almost came to an end Yes, and we realize there are certain areas that we need to keep our distance from each other because we're not compatible in those areas And in others we're insanely compatible as co-hosts and as you know We are And we have a same dark humor and you're the only person I can talk about killing myself and laughing in the same sentence without you freaking out Like other people does true and I think you know without having this get like all about poly because there's definitely a benefit in the relationship You know in the romantic, you know committed relationship aspect of polyamory because it does take off some of the pressure If you have things and ways you communicate that don't all jive with one partner Then you may find those things in another partner and then of course play and sexuality and stuff like that There's definitely benefits in in in the poly world to that to where if you're in an ogamous relationship you have to do more vetting in the front before you start committing to the deeper levels of that relationship because If you have Incompatibilities and some key issues and we talked a lot about key issues on the show that if those key issues aren't in harmony Then it is going to be disaster if you're trying to move in any relationship where you're in a close proximity to each other And that tends to be one of the biggest issues that I have in all of my relationships is close proximity Some people are very they're very clear thinking they maybe don't have a lot of emotional issues manic, you know depression things like that and so The the arcs of insanity are much much more tolerable You know and then you can build up and communicate and build a relationship But when you're in a situation where you have an individual that's very manic and one that doesn't know how to deal with them Manic or is themselves manic in whatever way whatever the little issue is and you cannot find that middle ground to either Give each other space in that give each other support, you know, whatever then I don't know I've been in monogamous relationships that they just they didn't work, you know I've been in monogamous relationships where for a while they did work because we had some core Compatibilities together, but I think even beyond that that this qualifies just like you said with friendships Work relationships whatever and it comes down to for me I stopped a while ago trying to be everything for everybody and then hating myself for not being the right person for that Person either in friendship or relationship or work or whatever and that took a lot of stress off me because I used to try so hard To be something that I wasn't that that made me miserable because then I was disingenuous in that situation Does that make sense? Yeah, and we're getting about as mannequin roundabout as fair it was And his post but he's true when you draw the correlation between that and betting It doesn't matter what area in life we're talking about to make a blanket statement like yes That person is a good player. Yes, that person is a good lover You can't make that's kind of like a promise you're making to somebody I promise that this person is a good person I have no idea that person is gonna be good for you in the past when people have asked me to vet someone or hey Kathy is that a good person to play with I don't give them simple one sentence answers And I think it may drive some of them nuts that because that's what they want to hear is just yes or no So I can go fuck, you know, exactly and it's never that easy because if you're asking me I take then I take some of that responsibility on myself And if I'm taking that responsibility on myself I am going to discourage a large amount of information for you to then use Because I've always been of the opinion more information the better and and then you can take responsibility for yourself But I will never Not give you information I think you need to have in order for you to make your decision I mean there's situations where I've played with somebody For a long time and I knew a lot about that person because when I play with people I usually try to have conversations with them a little bit And then somebody would ask well How is that person and then I also had a little bit of a repertoire with the person that was asking about the person that I used to play with And so then I could gauge a little bit better Hey, I know this person's personality and this person's personality So maybe I can be a little more brief and saying hey This is somebody that you guys have a lot in common that you know, maybe you should you start talking, you know But I don't like giving any thumbs up.
I don't I don't I mean I'll give you an opinion like this is how it worked for me But then eventually I'm like, you know when some because people will only show you what they want you to see and I don't want to be the motherfucker That Recommended a psycho to you. That's the last thing you want. That's the last thing I just want I have enough guilt and shame and sanity of my life the last thing I need is to be like oh, yeah I helped you get put in that trunk While you're knocking trying to get someone to help you you're like god. Thanks, boogie so much for that thumbs up That is so I just don't want to be that so I'm just like, you know, you're on your own I hope it works out as I have this is my and I'll usually say this is my experience with someone But to go once again a mew is a very good example and bunny is a very good example Whereas me and I have been together for five years mew has a very stable personality She's not manic or bipolar or anything and mew has one talent that keeps us together and that is she doesn't take My insanity personally.
She knows when I'm having manic episodes I start rambling and talking and curled up and and suicide and all the crazy insane chemical, you know Episodes that I have she she will listen to me. Let me talk through my stuff. She'll hear it She's I can't focus, you know, everything's crazy And then she's like you want me to stay with you or can I go play video games? And then she'll go and then so that has really helped us whereas bunny on the other hand has her own Issues and past and and psychological things that she goes through and so if she happened to be going through something And I happen to be going through something at the same time that was that was too hard That was hard to deal with, you know If it was one of the other then I can be the cheerleader and pep talk and whatever but when I'm in my own like when I when all this shit went down That was incompatible and no matter how much we love each other We had to change that relationship to a position to where we can still see each other But we're not going to have a dynamic anymore And we just had to accept that that was the way for us to continue and to have as much of the good things without trying to force something That would have eventually made us hate each other.
Right. Nice. It's good good examples of anybody else We got one we got a live one boogie. Yeah, oh my god I definitely relate to the idea of like trying to be trying to be more for somebody than you then you actually can be I've fallen that trap with relationships a lot where I I call it my white knight syndrome.
Oh, yeah, where I try to save them But like it's too a detriment to myself. So like yes, we connected on something, but I I basically I basically try to Like I basically almost kill myself sometimes just trying to be what I what I can't be for them and and it's definitely It takes me longer to get out of that than it should Never works it never works. It never works. It never because you're not genuine to who you really are you're right at that point You're not using your skills and your talents You're trying to manifest some some vision of what you're supposed to be and that's the white knight syndrome Right, and then you just all of a sudden you get in that thing and then for me I used to have so much guilt and shame like why can't I be this and why can't I be more patient and whatever and you're right it becomes Like just like I've skipped like paying work to save them from something sure yeah And there was one partner where it got to a point where she was she had started to threaten suicide a few times sure And it got to a point where I was like I was in this was back home I was like I was an hour and a half away from her when she was starting to like really get into it I was like if you keep this up on a call the cops right like I can't help you and and and she she sent me a Picture that was just like okay.
I'm calling the cops now I don't care if you hate me. I don't care like if this is something it ended up being Not an actual like actual attempt but just like a cry for help yeah, but It's definitely become something that I've after like the you know second or third time. I was a hey It's it's it's it's a little strong Kathy. They really are dopamine is a horrible thing And you know they let me like and all of it's it's it's the common comments of it started great And there's good stuff in there, but in the end like I mean I know it sounds selfish But I wasn't getting anything out of it anymore.
So you gotta be you gotta all right. That's it. That's it Kathy We cured no we cured something don't cure shit. No we need to go on we have a high quit It is high co-attack.
Hey cool attack This was on back here because you were talking about back here So why not make it about back here you and your back here? Well, did we get listeners that sent in their haikus yes, they'll send one don't have one. Do you have one? Yeah, you start okay?
Jesus that's too soon, but that's two syllables by the way you have three left go ahead This is from headless headless Who wrote a sense and said ravioli road meatballs everywhere shaving off angel hair again Ah I think that's a nod to you probably do another one from the list This is from Mel our friend Mel who says definitely wielding flame his command killed Chewbacca back hair is banished Because they all hear so many stories of you in your back here. Well, you know it's furry cute not anymore This is willy road test instead amber waves of grain Great salute grace will be dancing the wind not so with back hair Cool attack tell you have yours yes follicles on backs out of reach in the middle make a scene of it Oh, just don't burn it in a dungeon do not know I'm god damn it I love the fact that everyone's getting play But if your partner is hairy you do not do fire play on them in a dungeon until you remove the fucking hair first It's so horrible because you will literally especially someone that's really hairy. It'll just literally stink bomb that fucking dungeon It's terrible very cool attack. It's mine.
Yep Glorious first trans flowing main like Fabio burn down Chewbacca You loves it she like plays with it and I'm like that is so gross of me out. She's like I think that's what I like the most about it Yeah, made me right one and you didn't even let me say it No just do it right I read it wrong do alright on his back I sleep feel softer against my cheek smile and snuggle deep Back No sure absolutely sure all right Now you got it right thanks you're just randomly in buttons, right? Yeah, I'm blind you kind of are only sell wrote to us again And she says this is a good one Yeah, because this is one I don't think we've ever done me and my play partner are going to be doing our first extended scene neither of us have ever done a Daylong scene before and of course we're excited But do you have any advice for any ways that those are different ways in which someone doing them for the first time might not be aware of? Thank you so much for that amazing question Although I think they already had their scenes with this is gonna help them at all probably not one of them's in therapy The other one's in prison.
I'd say I would wait too long. He's way too long I would like to get other opinions from everyone falling asleep out in in perverted podcast land Meditating on just got his hands out. He's ready to talk. He's doing some shit my first my first thing when I saw this was just pretty simple Just Don't have you haven't done it and they haven't done it Kill the expectations because that is the number one way to fight being organic in a place scene You set the stage like oh, we're gonna have this long place scene We're gonna do all day.
We got this whole agenda of things What happens if you're done in 30 minutes? There is nothing wrong with that if the scene is done the scene is done if you both feel good and you're in the right space And you've connected and have chemistry right you don't cuz sometimes when you push you have this goal in your head that we have to do this You know, this is was the goal and now it's Play shouldn't be that there's things you might want to push yourself and you're tired and you're not focused and whatever But play should just run its course for as long you can set up to have a long day Maybe it goes three days whatever But if it ends earlier or if it if it starts to feel like this is a good place to end this go ahead and end it there Well, that's the thing about extended scenes whether it's a day a weekend along weekend. It's not about scenes right, it's about either a series of scenes that you're doing and then you have a break or it's a What do you call it like an experiment to see what a 24 seven power exchange would be like? But you're right expectations will kill it just go with the flow and there's nothing wrong with expecting certain things It's when you put all your eggs in one basket Sure, and then you're gonna end up disappointed because very few people are gonna get there exactly what they think it's gonna be Thanks.
So anything out in the studio audience Have you ever done an extended scene? Look at day long weekend long one one Good any any details about that down about on the thing a syllable man Can you talk about like the differences between that and doing a um like a two hour scene or something two hours or so all day You definitely have more planning and feel obviously and feeling in that space because you're not gonna be possibly seeing the entire time Exactly you have to manage to stay attentive in the headspace or possibly mini breaks or at least I took breaks The person cleaning wasn't who is that there was a lot that I had to clean I didn't want to stop. I was at a cleaning scene Yeah, I went to we talked about before I went to his place and cleaned for like half a day That's actually a really good example There are some scenes that by nature are will take you all day to do yeah, that's really never thought of that actually then stop it Don't get that weird purview. Oh nice.
She was naked. She just had a quamored and on her back and sharpie She put on an apron when she got cold and then it took her way when they're bad Wow, Dell at the end of it from extreme punishment. He held me under cold water for 30 seconds. Oh That was her own idea 20 seconds of it was my idea the first time seconds was yours Because I asked because I was supposed to pick your own punishment of I had two separate ones of oh if I go do something else I'll say if you don't finish this this will happen, but then when they mess up they have to pick their own punishment Wow, I'm not very creative with punishments.
I don't know 30 seconds of frozen water on your ass is pretty good I wasn't on their eyes. It was just right in their face. They just see like the spray like the spray before blow Stop it. That is perfect.
See I wasn't crazy for coming up with that creative explorer Stop it more extended planning of if someone's like oh Can we do an electric scene like okay? I'll just break out the background like think about that much I'm well versed in it versus that kind of scene I had to quasi plan in a bit and I've planned future ones if we have some I have the rewards already including a Darth Maul zoom as I've mentioned I'm busy. I just keep the torso side Darth Maul to myself Now I'll come clean your apartment for that I do have to he could earn one and then taunt you with it. Oh I just we're watching this happen.
I just letting this unfold. That's part of this hard dude. Good show. Yeah These are just let things on for their negotiating their Darth Maul.
What is it a stuffier? It's a stuffier stuff It's a dark small stuff one that they didn't know existed like Darth Maul is their goth daddy, right? And they collect them of one time we went out to a thing and they found a Final of Darth Maul that they were looking for like months and they just I've never seen them squeeze out loudly Wow, so the fact that I found a plush that they didn't know existed and I have two of them. Oh, man Look at them just just dangle and she's putting more just dangle the carrot look Now she's awake now in her misery and pounding.
She was delicious before you and I were putting her to sleep Yeah, now she's like you guys. I've had a long day. Please we're offended now because yes, I'm great What about you and extended scenes? I know you've got them Life is a dark room I'm trying to learn I don't tend to do a lot of extended scenes don't you spend weekends with achy or yeah I'm playing and then you it's yeah, but we'll do sudden play that she's not expecting Wrestling well she wasn't like she went drink water.
We had been she had some alcohol I told you drink water we got back to the room quite a while after the drink and I was like you still need to drink water She's like no so I waterboard her Grabbed her by the hair pulled into the bathroom held her over the bath and covered her face with them with a Cloth and what a cloth and poured water over it. I need to drink water. We need to do a disclaimer here Don't do what I don't do what that oger does. Oh, yeah, but yeah, that's kind of but Yeah, well, it's not really an extended scene as much as we'll just drop into scenes at almost any time Yeah, that's a good which is really good different a lot of people because that's how like I have you spend a lot of time with somebody And it's just throughout the day you're gonna play or spank or fucker You know do the little things and and it's especially with someone that you've been with for a while or done a lot of play You know like all the things they like so so you already have you know I mean you know all the things you like and then maybe know few things that they don't like that you're gonna do anyway Cuz I'll let you because you know like spray water in the face at the morning Well, stop it.
We'll have hands on scenes of ago an hour or two hours Until I put her to sleep and then she's asleep and then you wake up at three in the morning without finger No, I usually let her sleep Or she's not sleeping out tire up with rope or just like put rope on her and she'll go kitty and wrap up in there So I'll say one of you but things like that will happen. It's just it's not really planned It's just just drop into it. That's very true I mean when we when creative as well and I started hanging out we would just spend one night and I'd get there by six o'clock And he would we didn't have that much time before we started a bed So there it was much more intense because we know we only have a few hours and in the first time I spent like the weekend with him. We know what to do with ourselves.
It was so bizarre We're like yeah in the morning blow job a little spanky spanking and then we would just sit there looking at each other You want to watch a movie? Yeah, so watch a movie. What do you want to do? Okay, okay, but you know what I was just telling him so weird on Sun yesterday something that I'd never told him before because I Don't know why I just never brought it up even now after all this time I mean I was surprised him when I said, you know, we've been seeing each other for like five years Yeah, it's a long time after all this time on Mondays It actually took me a while to figure this out I I drop a little after every weekend because to be in that in a such a completely different environment Where it's just miles away from my regular life and then that morning I get up early I go to work I have trouble getting my frame of mind into work.
It's exhausting It's mentally exhausting and at the end of the day I just want to come home and pass out but we have the podcast so for me Mondays have always been very difficult Hmm and I always thought why am I was so tired and then I started to put two and two together and realize it's not easy to come down off of that so in other words what you're saying is for five years not five years bring your B-game to every show Dropping you read the subtext there subtext there Maybe not five years. We've only been spending a weekend for two years or so. Okay, so what we need to do is move the show to like Wednesday When you're a little back here you want more perking this is good information to have calf. Hey, man I'm sure everything with you miss a man applies to the show It doesn't I doubt anybody could tell you guys been able to tell that I'm not bringing my a game But we would just like shaking her head but it you don't understand we haven't seen your a game because you always bring your B-game So now we just like well what would Kathy be like?
I'm not we are thinking that I'm pretty sure the listeners would love 10% more Kathy 10% more Kathy now Just that edge that little edge where you come in you're like hi boogie. It's a great day. Good show That's what critics or calls punchy and I think he's the only one who could take me when I'm in a punchy mood Because there's a lot of biting and there's a lot of you know She has brought a game of nihilism that was that was a yes. Thank you I have a game of drop a game of drop.
I had to be careful That's right. I'm only on point like everyone else up and it was Kathy's night People were like you dark that was so that was the dropy, huh? No, no, that's just do Tuesday. No, that was you know What that was that was my uterus.
Oh, yeah, you're singing uterus. Yes exactly I go to the doctors this week Just see what the fuck that's all about You know Like at these you I watch the little mark on the computer A lot Now we got another one What's this one? Okay, that was you. I don't know why you chose I'm in why not I don't know that was it's a Why'd you choose back here because you're talking about it all the time?
It doesn't mean we needed like delve into this topic and make our listeners, you know stuff Alright, we have heady again By the way, headley is the one who gave us that whole Attestration did you give like an explanation of that? Did you read that shit? No, it was horrible I had Lee I don't know what you were trying to do But I read that guy down think five times and he's going off on Foucault and all of this other shit and Headly I couldn't understand what he was saying. Hey Lee hit the hot points four sentences try to get okay Unger you haven't been there.
Yes I Been here you guys it we've been here, but he gets it. I'm gonna get it. Okay. Let's do some like headley says evase upside down Pedal and stem debacle vagina banga See even his high cool.
I don't understand. What is going on here? I do like vagina banga That's like whooping nuggets vagina with whooping nuggets have whooping nuggets with your vagina What did you say though? I think so.
I think he's like how can I make Kathy and boogie just scream into the night because I don't Say I get it. I get the bongo over it. I get no bongo and go man Mail wrote again and said a paper thin veil the epitome of one's worth fuck off with that shit. Ouch Okay, this is my favorite I love this.
This is Shayla who I think got confused and misunderstood what we said and said here's a nice name I like people named Herman wait Herman was a friend of mine. I wish you She says he was I coo about back Aaron I'm And she actually pulled it off My high man's breaking I'm screaming an ecstasy claying his back hair Pulled in that's hilarious. I carry high man Either I did it that way or she got confused Take it was good. What else you got?
Okay, bring it. Do you want the nice one or the mean one both? It's just one word change. Okay, you coastal tissue covering the vagina Here's it with a dick what was a cool knife To me What a dick is it mean?
All right, do you share your point was well made? Every kindled my thinking yes go ahead. What is yours? Don't know what it is never knew that it exists.
Don't care. It's not missed You're very proud of your virginity It is and never bother me. No, I don't even know where it was where it went if it's even there What fuck do I know it's a stupid thing that nobody you put your tampon in the first time it's gone That's why a lot of women use pads. No, they don't stay virginal really and just do anal not a lot of Hey, I like the majority I've seen that video.
Okay. Yes, what song Yeah, what's their name the two the couple the wet spots no The two um oh the Catholic My ass right all right all right well, what about yours? Oh mine. Yes yours.
All right. You ready? All right here Kathy is my tribute to Hyman, okay, hi man or Low men both men want to break her skin and delete virgin There's a My I just felt like there was a movie called the idol maker something from the 70s Something failed and his life was over just kind of reminded me of that's a horrible recap of that movie Like the first guy was cool and and then he fucked up and then he went to make the second one and then the second guy But is that what it was called the idol make yes, I remember to ever see that movie He thinks so. Yeah, shall we go on?
Yes, we show Man All right, we got two emails to read this first one from male males giving us a lot of material lately who says I'm totally digging the new perverted mailbox jingle That's to you boogie. Thank you and right away. I picked up on the rubber plant vibes. Were they rubber plant vibes?
There were there were I'll play it at some other time Kathy loves for you. Even if your nihilism is being held at bay now hope you get some nice wunga wunga That's thank you edley for that wunga wunga and or whooping nuggets this weekend that have you to think for that yours was whooping nuggets that you mind was whooping No, and his was one go one. Go on. Go on.
Go on. Go on. What is that from? I have no idea?
Oh his fucking Bugs Bunny Bunk up bunk up bunk up Why so many bugs my hair tunes as I was a child I know it's hard to believe but once I was like literally I was a kid for my entire Childhood as I was a big kid. I was a monster, but um what you're still a monster. Yeah, okay, she says oh, I'm boogie speaking for myself I like getting your ravioli life adventure updates on patreon. They don't buy me out It's just another avenue of making yourself more relatable Taking into my pain Just like to watch me suffer so they can go god damn I'm doing okay Yeah, I love how you can read all of our lists of mine Well, that's why you go to a meetings she says but I understand if it's a drag for you to focus on she gave us a Thank-guys can't know our second one is from This is I think by far the most favorite name so far pump kapatamis Oh, yeah, I don't know hello I would first like to say that I am a relatively new listener I found your podcast about five months ago when I was looking for pervy podcast to listen to while I work Damn, and I really enjoy your choice people doing at work that they're listening to pervy podcast I like people with disposable time at work.
It's very like I have so many people like play Pokemon go with like they work literal business jobs Down down LA dress up everyone in suit times but like literally eight times a day you see them texting each other Hey, do you want to go you want to get this new to down on the down it's down? And I'll get out see there in five minutes. They just go you mean all types don't you just go I hope she's I hope to win To be in a community explore more kinks. I've already exposed myself to kinks and I have found a few weird ones I know you got to write and tell us what those weird ones are but I haven't found a community I click with yet Unfortunately, I am typing the single because I have a small grievance to make what I do now Jesus Christ you didn't show me this one all right no I hey They're right there.
This is under and you need a way in on this I just tried to join the discord server and I read the rules And I was typing out my quote unquote kinky breakdown thing I was on my phone doing this and as always I have my status set to appear offline So it may look like I was not typing or something but not too long into it I was removed from the discord server I thought that maybe something happened on my side So I tried to reload discord and see if the server I can whistle present and it wasn't I'm assuming that I was removed and can't Rejoin I don't know why should I set my status to online is my username too weird or offensive? I don't know I would appreciate if I could hear back and join the community shut up What you don't have to read the whole Service fucking thing you don't have to read all the tech you're gonna start reading all the emails and decide what to read if you start Ragging on what I do. Yeah Technically she went discord that a listener has and we'll put you on top it see it's not just one person This is happening this was happening to a lot there for a moment And I think they got part of it fixed so it wasn't us So they have so they put the mouse inside of an orifice and then squeeze their cagels together giggles cagels Does it have anything to do with her showing her status offline all the time? No, my status is offline all the time.
It's not that and you wouldn't get kicked off her name No being weird unless it is like completely offensive. What the hell is a kinky breakdown? We make people give a kinky breakdown? Yeah So you go into the town of new beginnings and you put your kinky breakdown in and it's basically kind of a we don't want People just like coming in and going all nuts on the server and leaving and blocking everybody else They can't like post and actually have a regular conversation.
We want to make sure it's not a but we want to make sure it's not You know someone just who doesn't like the podcast and is trying to mess things up So you make them right in this so they write they fill out, you know, what do we call you? What pronouns do you like? What are your kinks? How long have you been kinky?
How long you've been listening to perverted podcast simple things like that? If they don't answer correctly fuck them. Yeah, okay good. So then at some point So I'm going back in at this point There's like there's like four or five of us that will go in at least once a day and check if there's anybody new and if they fill it out completely Nice, so pump compotimists you did not get kicked off A lot of names I think we were being flooded for a while I think that might be part of it because we were getting like a lot of people coming in so it's it's Bester famine and discord in we have four hundred a lot of people in there right now four hundred million people in discord We need a set up though.
We still need the setup so we can we can talk as we don't talk about the discord people anymore I'm talking to him right now. I've been talking to him. What's going on in the chat room? We're talking about pussy cookies good and pussy pudding Well, it's tested I know about pussy cookies has it started off as vanilla pudding and then it went someone said they thought they read it as vaginal pudding And then and then they said that vaginal pudding sounds interesting and they're like no no sweet to the couch But I asked what if it was a savory pudding Yeah a savory I Don't like a shepherd's buyers So shepherds pauge pauge pauge is vaginal is a vaginal discharge basically no meat potatoes in the vagina With some meat in it.
No, no wonder it's so popular what what it's okay We gotta get a studio only man meat in your cave Kathy Waited for the mic to be handed. Yes, Kathy Man meat I want the man meat but no mashed potatoes in the vagina Okay, all right Kathy I don't have a jingle for the erotica that we were going to read and I don't really I don't know why there's no music Now you're just gonna read it you're gonna read your russo who wrote a rotica not we didn't get any of it in so it's mine and yours Unless anybody else wrote a rotica. Okay. I think I want you go ahead.
Oh, everybody. I want everyone to take a nice deep breath Why? Anger sounds like Chewbacca. I'll did you just put your phone on silent or did you just get headphones?
So you could just plug them in and tune out what did she do? She's got a little bag. She's open in a bag She's taking my birth control. Thanks.
Okay. Don't give a little bit of a play by playing a So owl is definitely taking birth control right now, which is good because because baby owls are cute, but yeah Yeah, actual baby owls are adorable right, but baby my owls would be yes little little tormented creatures of the night just Curling around eating also my parents are so bad that I can't get out of it. Yes So that helps and then my ex-wife was like that like she like and does it work does the pill actually? I almost don't have a period anymore.
Really? Yeah, that's pretty cool That's reason enough Scares a lot though since my period doesn't come sometimes like it's not all the time if I'm period just decides not to come Then then you're like yeah, did I miss a pill? Yeah, is it time to go get a coat? Hanger, but you know what a photo shoot that would be you and your coat hanger It'd probably be a photo shoot of me dying You just gotta get good at it.
Kathy should be doing abortion show Hmm let's think about the upper Makes death Abortion play I'm sure they you know what I'm sure you could role play abortion play like just pretend It's just pretend it's like the 50s and I put an actual fucking coat hanger unless it's like one of those rubberized ones And you put something on it or or you just you know get like this is back alley abortion I'm not like surgical medical no no no you can do that in an office what? Hangers just yeah, just no we're not gonna recommend coat hangers That's right. No, we're gonna do that if you do that you may as well do Nazi playing get it over with How did you equate Nazi play with abortion people in the whole racist thing and abortion they pretty much go hand in hand and how Offended people getting it. They're like on the same level.
Okay, and they are okay religious people So now it's really weight religious Nazi abortion people whoa now that's a scene man is that is gonna be good How would you do that scene? Just because it's funny to give you guys a really bad idea of how things are I just put in the chat abortion play and Accu responded immediately with I'll get the coat hanger Thank you The warm-up to our listeners being able to masturbate to the golden tones of your erotic Probably Play that's I mean let's gotta be a new thing. We're just gonna make that up I'm gonna put that as the title so all of the new people from thinking atheist can be like wow let's let's skip that No, maybe we don't want this information The last time I did a taster booth at the awakenings I was doing paddles came to crops And I now have a two foot by one foot cross made of wood That I've sanded it down and I'm beating people with I work all right Right because I am ordained and so I can so it's a crucified There's actually an image of yes, I turned around because I had me spoken on it nice So you blew the head on backwards. So it's exorcist Jesus.
Yes, that's amazing While wearing my collar and staring people down and judging so and judging and judging What are you doing for you? Bad naked, you know pervert hell of a warm up hell of a warm up. I can't follow that up man Yeah, I'm good. I'm just turn off the gas my again Kathy now.
We're gonna just take a deep. No, it's not that erotic He was gonna take a deep breath. I'm not gonna go ahead and reach my hands just gonna reach under my leg Yeah, you're hand away from your penis. I'm just squeezing a nut right now.
I miss you doing under there Is he is he masturbating himself? No, I'm not gonna start until your hands both your hands are on top of the table now Okay, okay, and now don't keep that handy yourself today. It was cool. I don't care to shower too.
We have a jam Bring it Kathy. Oh, yeah, yeah, I feel like you're setting it for a fall. No, no, I'm gonna shut up and listen I'm excited all right Whether forcing someone to submit and to break or in turn be enforced to give in and partake It seems that just all of my kinks of late deal with that so particular thirst to sleep Don't really know why but it sure does feel great to have those at my mercy as my soul playmates to spank them and hurt them and watch them Fixate on the task to perform in the way I dictate to let go of the past and instead to forsake any will I possess every day that I wake And to live as a toy for the one who dictates seems to me a pure bliss that sets my mind straight I guess I'm just doomed to be pulled and remake my whole self every time I reboot and update with their bottom or top back and forth I mutate but it sure is a fate that I gladly will take I like it though. I like it.
I was doing erotica and not erotic poetry. I said erotic poetry you said Because I just wrote some erotica what I don't think our listeners are that particular they'll listen to whatever we say like okay Well, you know give it a try it yes now what you're just holding the mic Wait wait wait, yes apparently my colder you are you're Mike Sandell I was just looking if I had any poetry and I found my deviant art poetry from like high school is it erotic it's depressing It off because it's not erotic okay go we cannot it's only 15 line go go do it bring the emo Fine from 2004 decision decisions There are just so many to choose to live to die to kill or my heart to be moved There are just so many that I have to use that I have to just let my little birdies coon So I sit here and ponder to myself thinking that I might be needing some help which path the choose is just so hard Sitting there just staring off our the choose the light that seems alright, but it's just too damn bright Just use the dark forever leaving its mark choices choices. So many just sort through I just don't know what to do This was 15 years ago you needed a hug yes, you didn't have a good hug you didn't have a good hugging relationship with anyone at that time Oh sweet Kathy you want to hug down now don't you don't need my hug now that's was 15 freaking years ago Kathy There might still be some damage There might still be some damage that they'll just need to hug out So weird okay good you're fine with just looking like imagining me like just fucking captain awesom's cock But like hugging me for oh That's actually very true Now I go ahead give us your four and a half minute poetry I should I just read it and and like record it later and or just I don't want to bore you guys to death But I'm gonna read it. I'm just gonna it was a fantasy I had today I'm just gonna go ahead and read it and so I'm just doing alright I read it.
I should have pre-read it. Well go slow. I'll go slow. You like that make it go real slow Take a long time.
I don't know. I'm gonna try to get this in the position I really should have tried printing something out. I told you you gotta send it to me and I'll print him out for you I just wait hang on sick. I got it.
No wait. That's not even oh my god. You lost the Hiku Read the haiku alright this is I'm just gonna I'm just gonna put this here and alright let's see what we can do alright The elevator smelled stale and sinister not uncommon for older buildings in downtown Hollywood the perfectly tight bunch She had her hair up in didn't match the increasing anxiousness in her eyes as they darted around the small dangling box that just broke down Between the ninth and tenth floor We rang the emergency bell about 30 times before an attendant crackled through the speaker to let us know that an elevator repairman was on the way And for us to be patient what we do now she blurted at me almost rhetorically well I suppose we wait we chatted for about an hour and a half until what seemed with great embarrassment in an effort to announce to me What her constant side-to-side shifting had already told me I have to be she struggled to whisper well We have a conundrum now. Don't we I can't hold it anymore.
I had to go before we got stuck in here Knowing it could be hours before a technician gets us out in Hollywood I offered the only logical solution I'll open the door and you can pee down the shaft With an almost bewildered look she said I can't do that here with what about the cameras? I said this building's 80 years old. There's no camera. I can't you are here.
Oh my I can't hold it She was getting very agitated. I leaned into her if you trust me I can make this work Will you trust me? At a mental loss for any other option she nodded a surrender I pushed the emergency door open button and pulled the gate apart to reveal the walls in between the floors with an eight-inch gap Excessing the shaft that went to the bottom of the building I turned to her without hesitation and smacked her face while grabbing the bun of her hair And pushing her towards the open door she barely had time to gasp as I reached up her skirt and yanked her panties down So they dropped at her ankles squat I commanded while pushing her towards the wall I stared straight into her eyes as I pushed her into position over the opening now piss With a tone of failure in her voice she turned her head and whimpered. I can't I Pulled her hair hard with my free hand unzip my pants pulled out my cock and rammed it into a trembling surprised mouth as she choked My meat deeper into her throat.
I looked at her and said you will piss for me now a moment later over the sounds of fervent sucking a stream of Pea hitting the wall and splashing down the shaft to be heard her agitation intention Transitions into flowing sensuality and a freedom she had never tasted her entire life When the flow of peace stopped I pulled my cock from her hungry mouth which she protested with a proudie groan get up and fix yourself I instructed no sooner did she get her panties back in place the elevator made a clunk and lifted us to the 10th floor The door opened and a small crew of grinning repairmen greeted us one of the workers without talking held up their phone to show What looked like a video surveillance of the elevator where we were and then coyly pointed to the corner plate in the back of the elevator and said one word camera The lady from the elevator laid out a small gulping scream you said there wasn't a camera I don't work on elevators. I shrugged. I'm just the janitor I also don't have an insong to I Nice is that it that's it? Oh, although there was no annoying bad rap We still had some fun with our poetry crap So don't stop supporting or tipping your cap in through and we'll keep up with our endless yap yap joining us in the lab lab tonight We're a surprisingly large crowd of people People And they might here also give it in his two cents if you have any an extra fiber lying around this month swing by patreon.com For your podcast and give us your support.
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Yeah Two minutes once now go make me a sandwich and I'll sleep while you play with yourself two minutes once more Hey, let's make this one a blow job. Oh now go away cuz I got some video games you play Two minutes twice I know you seem unhappy, but I had a really good time And I snuck a couple pictures of me banging you from behind click two minutes twice a photo increases my street cred Yeah Show how great I am to all your fans and maybe they'll want to fuck me too two minutes twice Two minutes twice two minutes twice Two minutes twice oh so nice two minutes twice nice nice nice nice nice nice two minutes twice