See Kathy once I push that button see that button which button that's now See that red magic. That's it 229 times. I press that button and instantly instantly magic I started I don't know that I would call it magic magic. All right.
It's poof. There it is Don't poof me. Did you not feel that? I felt everyone just all of a sudden went oh the fucking little red record light is not Magic look at it.
They're all dumped enigma's just literally I'm just gonna be looking over at computer making sure it's still a red dot the That's what it works now. It works. We are efficient. We have magic and now we're gonna do a goddamn show I love it with a button.
Shut up. I have second button third button. It's what it's why is it off. That's my favorite part Show is for mature audiences only Is advised and if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself Hello welcome to the perverted podcast the show where we explore the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and perversion Ish from special place at the special place in a god damn it Opening speech would have been just fuck.
I'm cow boogie. I'm Kathy. I'm down over here And then what do you hear? I'm on the floor That says I like it when she says that because she says it with this ominous whisper.
That's asthma Kathy It sounds very demonic. It's actually just a nice very little run out and by the way the toy dolls had an amazing song about asthma Last from the past just in case you know any punkers out there. Come on. Oh I was like everything just ramp up.
Yeah, this is gonna run and then But I have things this week. So why what have you seen lots of stuff? Well do tell I have had the week from hell Cominating in the weekend from hell where I had to watch a sickly little two-pound chihuahua. Oh the dead dog The living dead dog who pee has lost bladder control and bowel control and peas and poos and I'm finished No, no, no, let me tell you watching you know betting and a dog twice a day is not fun Can't you just leave it in a bucket with some floaties around his neck?
He's got very little time left, so I don't imagine Not the best end. No, yeah, so yeah, finally she's home and I spent Thursday night at one in the morning Union Station downtown LA. Let me tell you now the homeless situation is the most Horrible thing I've ever seen yeah, it's gotten its epidemic. There's a lot of news about it I live at the library now, so well, this is and this that's the valley Yeah, it's like ten times worse in LA.
Yeah, and so then Sunday my god daughter and I go to cinema Fantasma gorya At the million How was that the horror we saw in 1982 the thing? Oh my god, I've never seen that movie you've never seen it No, it was a classic Russell was amazing classic We had to and they spook up the whole place and they had all kinds of you know actors and stuff And it was a lot of fun, but again the red line Metro. Yeah, it's a that how about I see we're taking it by unfortunately homeless people who have nowhere To go with the sleep on the same they get the monthly pass Is it monthly and they they just sleep there and people kept approaching us and I'm only god I'd forgotten how bad it was because I used to work at the opera right right so I would take the red line up and down all the Time and this was how we're gonna. I'm only got in words.
Yeah in the library I swear to God the library even Burbank library or some of the other by libraries is just I mean The the things you see in the back because who the fuck goes to a library Kathy and I mean like I'm homeless I live in a car But I'm like the upper end homeless because I have a car and you know And but it's just like who's gonna go people that don't have a place to hang out or people that don't have a place That's quite enough to do their research or study then you have students and you know parents and kids You know doing the kid book thing, but it's like you don't want to spend $25 in the book you finish in two hours Yeah, so so it's like literally I was talking about it today. It's like all you know conspiracy theory wackos and fuck I just I swear to God. It's like active shooter training camp at the library There is just so many Dysfunctional such like like a guy sitting next to me is like just sitting there And he like almost looks like a normal guy and then all of a sudden he just starts shoving his whole hand in his mouth Just like literally all of his fingers you sit there like this ah It's not a tooth picking it's just like that's his thing and then there's oh my god last night Walmart was great I go into the bathroom at Walmart because you know I do my walking I know people around the world are like that's great homeless stories But it's really entertaining So like I go in Walmart and I'm in the bathroom and of course all the stuff all the urinals and Walmart are somehow broken in this giant Megastore and it's been going on a week one breaks the next break the next and they won't shut it down and fix it So now all of them are covered with bags So I have to wait to get an install just to be and I'm waiting for this guy all of a sudden fucking like mid mid fucking redneck fucking toothless fucking get her done lady Drunk as fucking hell 65 years old just charges in the men's bathroom and I'm standing there and she just goes Oh my god, I'm in the men's bathroom or not you know like yeah You're here you're here with you like oh my god, I can't believe I thought it was the woman's bathroom and it's the men's bathroom I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're here in the men's bathroom Yeah, yeah, damn it And she just now wants to have a drunk conversation in the men's bathroom and the guy gets out taking his dump So I can go pee and I look at it and I'm like, uh-huh and I give her this little sign like okay, you can leave now Instantly she turns you don't tell me when to leave I'll stare as goddamn long as I won't you argue with a crazy person I'm like it's the man's bathroom if I fucking walked into the women's bathroom in 20 seconds I would be a registered sex offender so I'm like okay, you had your time ha now you can leave I'm like I'm gonna go fucking urinate so I went in and she's hemming and holland then you just hear it kind of fade out as she Wanders out through Walmart Buggy find another place to go to the bathroom. Are you not going back there?
Yeah, that's a wonderful thing to say sure I'll just go ahead and find more places to go to the bathroom. Hey puppy to mom Did you not know I was going to that movie? No, I did not okay first of all I texted my Michelle and I said hey do you guys want to go with me and she said I'm gonna be out of town Let me ask my people if he wants to go I'm recalling her mentioning that now. I you're such a guy See I just told her I told Kathy I said I'm a reminder I said Kathy I'm gonna tell you what If you get somebody that says they kind of want to go then that's a take that over me because there's about a 98% chance That I'm gonna play sounds of town so she couldn't make it but she told me so I have something to do I was like oh yeah cool that sounds like fun.
I think you forgot to do it Just scroll went what's over there? And I completely forgot about it otherwise I would have reached out It's fine. We went to the grass central market the food. Oh my god.
That's a nice place. That is so such amazing place I had a good time. So Kathy on to kinky or things. What that was kinky downtown LA down to well the homeless fetish is good Oh, why don't you pick up your rappers?
My gum wrapper? What is always you? I didn't know gum was just the treasure. That's always there.
Oh, he's so I have a partial kinky partial homeless I work in East downtown So we've been getting more homeless coming through our street and stuff And so when you see the women with half clothes or porn and I'm like okay cool Oh I was like, oh, this is wrong. I'm such a fucking guy I just saw some I saw crazy chicken arrested like outside the fucking 7-eleven and I'm driving and she's like ah And sure enough a nip pops out and what do I think this lady looks like methamphetamine baby like literally I have I have embedded myself and tuned myself in methamphetamine She's like ah and I rest it but I saw a nip and I'm like oh wow down slow down for that Crazy nip fucking crazy nip gotta see some crazy nip Oh my god, it's a curse It's a guy, it's a curse you're like you're like you're like you could want you could totally want to not objectify You could want to you could say that's a bad idea I shouldn't do it even though everything's an object get the fuck over it You just you can't help it and then you go into the porn fantasy. It's like you know I could take her home Give her a shower all since she says magically hot person. Yeah, she wants to be hot But then she's probably gonna stab me and take my silverware so probably yeah, that's how it works I'm on a sticker dick in cray cray cray.
I had a song. It's I didn't ever finished it Oh, yeah, shame you because you should play it after this and it's pretty much don't stick your dick in cray cray cray Yeah, it's not gender specific. Don't let cray cray stick there dick in you see it's just how it works Is this the homeless show it is a homely show? I just you know, I tried to transition it you did you got into it yet A nipple well, you know as long as we deliver a nipple I think our listeners will why haven't got enough apparently because I'm going back next Saturday to see Sean of the dead That was a great movie.
That was a great movie. I love it so much. I have seen that movie so many times That was that's a fun movie. It really is you're gonna.
Do I'm starting to get my game back? Really? Tell well, I mean I have slowly been and of course I've had some dates in the ravioli You know not just known To record and here I was all excited and you're talking about you my game game Game yes Found a place for us to record Your cracky garage I have Kathy the storage And we're there and they're not remodeling yeah what? That they close at 6 p.m.
Exactly. How are we supposed to record an APM show if they closed? It's well because it's recorded it doesn't have to be recorded at APM it could be recorded at 3 p.m Well, I can't get there until five Kathy. I'm just sensing a lack of dedication is what I'm sensing a lack of focus on you You're like you're like Employment Gaming about your game your sex and your king get us a fucking studio.
I'm working on it once that but it's I know I've cleared I'm only step See now Kathy. You're just missing your buyers and I'm shaming you You are shaming me because you're taking away my fun. No, it's been it has been fun I actually now then I really struggled with how to approach this topic I really struggled Kathy and I'm not being sarcastic here comes a big joke I actually will ignore you at some point if I consider the sarcasm is coming should I not ignore you? No, no, I really I went back I went and visited the place that we don't speak about On Saturday.
I got like eight thousand party passes So I wasn't officially banned. I just can't be a member right now for whatever whatever not gonna talk about and I don't know how To talk about it without passive aggressive or I told you so that you know I just want to talk about the fact that I Decided that just like you there are people at that place that I have conflicts with and obviously had conflicts with me and kicked me out But that doesn't diminish the fact that that in general it is a club it's relatively safe and I have three thousand party passes from eleven years of service or something like that So why shouldn't I go and enjoy the people that I do get along with well there? Which is probably I mean there's a lot of people that said they liked me, but they didn't like me I got that pretty good, but a lot of people were there and so it was a very Hmm choose your words wisely. It was not a well attended parties And but it was still it felt good to just walk in the door It felt it felt good to not to be like okay because it was like a switch It really just it was that thing where I said okay.
I'm done with this People don't get to control my destiny in this regards anymore. I have a lot of friends that are that still go there in a tan I'm a kinky person It's a place and like I said I volunteered for many many years and just like a lot of other long-term volunteers You got a stack of party passes and so you can go and afford to go play So it was interesting it was very interesting and of course there's some of the people there and there that you know We won't mention and they're like hey But there but the other people That were there it was I don't know there was a lot of people there So I literally just went sat in the kitchen so you talk to the people we have a conflict with no no I just they did your eyes do the go fuck yourself stare. You know I really never not having that stare I Really do I have a fuck you can I do I'm a don't know the defense of the venue so much, but it's Halloween season There's like four events every night. That's very very true No, I'm a great if we're not gonna talk with you, but also tell if we're not gonna tell yeah I was in leadership there for a long time.
Okay, how we bet we've had great Halloween seasons. Let's let's just Defend yes, he does a friend free speech Don't tell that what you do so I've been in kind of a hibernation as well and haven't really been going out much And I've gone a couple times and it it feels awkward for me different the same mentality I was like why am I gonna let other people dictate where I can't go sure plus you probably have a lot of party passes Yeah, I started going to another club and I felt out of place I'm like a new person right and even though I still knew people there It's just like just it didn't feel like my home and it kind of sucked here, but I've been slowly kind of coming back for the same reason But he said you know it's like why am I gonna let these people that I don't like and don't respect anymore and I can just go play yeah I mean I can still be polite and help move a chair if it sure needs to be moved or you know Whatever I just people don't get to come up to me and ask me where the paper towels are you know in the middle Yeah, they don't get to do that and this and now just like hey These these are the people that are doing that now and I can actually go and just play and that's really what the concept That is for for so many years just not having the freedom to just be like I'm not responsible for this this place I can just come in and enjoy it and meet people and play and have kinky stories and and be able to talk about those kinky stories on the show without Pissing off what they expect or whatever. Yeah, it is nice to not have to do anything Yeah, it's gotta go. It's like awkward.
They're seven years and I wasn't in host mode. I wasn't in DM mode I was just me there. I sat in the kitchen was talking to me about an issue even though It's not my night. I'm just happy to be there But I have to solve an issue yeah, cuz the other board members busy with something else So it's nice it was that part was kind of nice.
Yeah, just as an actual attendee party person For your peace of mind, please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically granted us permission to do so Probably regret it later, but I have to read this from my phone because I didn't realize it's too late that might Print your cartridges at working. I like the I like the very zebra kind of printing It's like the matrix. It's got a whole thing going on that you're like, I like what you've done You know you got the decorative printing drum thing going on there. All right This is a post call from I can't I don't know what this name is supposed to mean grizz T grizz T I don't know who wrote gentle kink does it exist and he says when I first came to the kink community It was with many things in mind, but one main kink It is what I call sensation play as far back as I can remember my skin has always been what I would refer to as hypersensitive And before you say everyone's skin is sensitive.
Let me explain a little further the intensity of my sensitivity comes and goes Sometimes it is relatively normal, but when is at its peak? It is something entirely different Just wearing a shirt can be a balancing act of almost agony and pleasure Fucking phone. Sorry. I can't read it off of here Sorry over now That's the right button.
I don't like you right now Balancing active almost agony and pleasure the nerves in my skin firing here goes again I can't fucking read it. It's every other sentence doesn't print. I really don't like you right now So sensitive skin the area is most affected on my upper back chest stomach in front of my thighs Okay, there's always something no, okay, when I was explaining this to people I was almost always met with the same quizzical looks the looks that said why would you want that people would almost smirk I am standing in a room of people being beaten whipped shocked or stabbed among a million other things and I'm asking for a gentle skin Play I don't hold it against them, but I stopped talking about it I found other kinks that I liked and people that wanted to do them with me and I enjoyed them But I still think about what I originally came to kink for I still mentioned it to people hoping to find that person Who's eyes light up when they hear me say it the person who says I totally get that so my question is does gentle kink like I've Described exist are there others out there looking for the same thing and just not talking about it? Or am I just an odd duck trying to find someone who wants to receive as well as give gentle cake?
Bravo little clap there. I Don't know what area this person's from I'm assuming it might be a little more limited access to a lot of different places That was my first that was my first kind of gut impression because out here. It's like well Yeah, sensation play that's that's a hugely normal thing for people who have hypersensitive skin I just started negotiating with somebody to play with and they're like I don't like a lot of pain I'm not really good with this and my response is like great. Don't have to hurt my fucking shoulder.
That's great We will find and I think in in Places that have a lot of different opportunities for different types of players that you're gonna find more people that are even if You don't find a lot of people that are necessarily into your kink There's a lot more tolerance and understanding about the fact that not everyone plays one way. Yeah, that's true Sensation play happens to be an absolutely amazing thing that I love to do but you're doing your break and things don't break Thanks, but it's falling apart as it is I Haven't played with somebody doing since I said I should play for a long time and I kind of miss it There is it's a I hate using the word subtle form of play because I don't consider it subtle at all It just it takes a certain amount of finesse and it takes a focus on something that isn't grandiose or bombastic And that's like he says it's very true. You're in a dungeon a play party full of people doing these outrageous things with their arms Blailing around and lots of screaming and impact play and we tend to think that's just not as interesting as the same kind of thing that Somebody who doesn't have a wild orgasm feels when in the presence of somebody who screams out like let's say I don't know my Michelle who has these explosive I'm gonna pick her eyeballs up and shove them back in her sockets afterwards. That was good, right?
She's like I you know I can't yell out but most times very very silent makes you self-conscious and makes you hyperly aware that that you Are an oddball that you're kind of outcast because it's not something that everybody does So you just have to keep pushing just because you got a few quizzical looks and people who didn't understand don't fucking stop because that does not Mean that that person isn't out there You just ran into a few of the naysayers right away and you'll allow that to stop you in my opinion keep going and keep asking because those People are out there well and in fact it's like the lazy man's guide to king because it's all you have to do is run Just your fingernails on somebody to get the most exquisite reactions that as you say doesn't require throwing your shoulder out. I yeah I see you you're going off of my plan. I'm like processing it really is Okay, I'm getting out of that mode I'm gonna go into this mode the mode that if someone wants to have chemistry with you if someone has chemistry with you if someone wants to develop that chemistry and Intensity with you the act is secondary now then if you're a sadist or a masochist or you have those tendencies Then obviously there are varying levels of I want to hit somebody or I want to be hit and even that you can still be a sadist and have sensual play Because your job is to get that reaction and if somebody's skin is ultra sensitive and you just have to barely run your fingernails across it To get that intensity that also satisfies a certain amount of sadism because you're making someone's worm and and they're doing that by your touch So I just I get over Once again because we've been exposed to so many types of play like when I came into the lifestyle I thought that you spanked somebody and got turned on and fucked them that was literally I mean most of it, you know, maybe some you know grab the throat or this and I knew there was other types of kinks and whatever but my jet my view was so very very small and and Then I was like I saw all of these other things and I realized at that moment There is just this whole world There are things that I do now that either bunny or mew or any of the other completely depraved fucking women that I've been with have Said these are things that I am into that I was I never thought I would be into those types of play or definitely not You know like okay, they're into it So you know why not try it? It's you know, it's gonna be fun But to actually find a connection with those things how limited would I be if I just stuck with the couple things that I thought were what I liked Right absolutely Keep going man.
Don't stop. I would absolutely tell them don't don't don't let go the dream man if like You want go for it. Yeah, that's what you came in now Obviously if you go to a rope party and you're a little age player It's gonna be tougher to find someone to sit down and praise you for coloring Exactly, you know, so it's finding out what those groups are look for sensation play groups on Fedlife look for You know find people that understand what that is and then understand that there's a certain amount of You adapting how you present your case to a top You know how you well this is what it does for me because a lot of times a lot of tops are interested in that effect You know, how does this affect your head? How what kind of control do I get from it?
And if you present that this is what it does for me You may find that that's attractive to a lot more people from a community standpoint The reason we have the show and and you know, there's no rules about every community, you know We're we're shmucks on a show. We lead our audience. That's the word We tell our audience what we what we do and hopefully they get something out of it But so I don't want to say it's a responsibility of all the communities But it surely makes it better if as a community leader if you lead a dungeon if you lead a group if you whatever that we knew People come in you take a little extra time to remind them how vast and broad everyone's desires are in that it's okay to have those things You're not gonna get as many emails like this where someone reaches out to a fucking podcast that they've never even met and is like Am I should I just cash in this idea? Am I a bad person for this?
Am I a freak? Yeah, exactly So if the leaders of our dungeons and groups and communities spend a little bit of time with newbies going Hey, maybe you know, not everyone is gonna be into the things you're into yeah, but you know what I gotta tell you I wasn't gonna say this but I can't help myself It pisses me off that people have that kind of reaction that judgmental fucking attitude with that look on their face that goes Why would you want that? I almost want to tell this guy you need to school those motherfuckers if they had any clue that they had Some responsibility in keeping you away from your kink for months or years because of the reaction they might Possibly change their attitude if they realize that the way they just shamed you even though they didn't realize what they were doing I'm assuming had that big of an impact on someone in my opinion the majority of people I've come across they don't want to be that person They don't want to be the judgment they've come into this community because they're trying to escape that to find out that you weren't Wittingly somebody who shamed someone else it's a horrifying feeling so I almost want to say you know you need to be more I would suggest being more Honest with them in the moment about how they made you feel or at least call them on it and say yeah That was kind of judgy what you just did Are you saying that my kink isn't as good as your kink because you kind of made me feel that way It's I almost want to get in that those people's faces and tell them that was really shitty thing You sure you wanted to do that because that made me feel like crap Kathy Kathy okay, so to the listener that sent this in if you could send Kathy a round trip ticket Kathy will go and kick the nuts and I will get in their face and And Kathy will be your strong arm. Hey man.
I got nowhere to go. Just why not I would go I would hop on a plane Oh, you know motherfucking second man amazing you're like show up in like you know Norfolk fucking West Virginia. I don't even know if those two say that city is in West Virginia I just oh boogie. I'm not a geography person I know that you say that a lot well because I did a show in a Christian show in a roller rink And then since it but if you showed up somewhere and you're like hi This is my friend Kathy from perverted podcast and you're like step aside yours D The cath is is gonna come in excuse me you you and you can I have a word with you you kick shaming motherfuckers Motherfuckers.
I'm sorry calling Kathy the cat just makes me think of the catheter. Oh great. I'm a catheter now I'm glad you just figured that out disparaging nickname Yeah, what'd you say suck out that liquid yeah? Oh my god?
I'm gonna have nightmares now. I hate you both you both played a part in this I have no thing I don't know what button I'm supposed to push it's the same as always I'm a real box on fucking fine I don't know why I like that part so much Yeah, that okay, so that's the part where you kick in with I know I'm just looking out on the jingle Candy crash that's coming back, but hey my games are on here. I could put against Zoey wrote to us. She's the one who taught the class in Redlands in the run sexuality club And you they had you come out and speak yes, yes absolutely I do I do know the so And is Zoey two dots what well so he took she has the two dots Yeah, you know because it's Zoe with the two dots and there's a Pokemon go youtuber who's named Zoey two dots because she could never Find the two dots no one could ever put it on her fucking name So she's like why can't I get goddamn two dots at the end of my name?
She became Zoey two dots and so this is not that Zoey two dots But she is Zoey she is Zoey and she has two dots on her name which makes her obviously a superhero Okay, she says I first want to thank you all for continuing to create amazing and hilarious content each week We're amazing and hilarious buddy. It is true not this show in particular Other shows very much much more hilarious her despite your logistical and life changes your determination is very inspiring. Well, thank you I Feel that I know a lot about kink conceptually due to my academic involvement But I don't actually have a lot of physical experience with it. I can help I'm sure you could you I think that you just shut I'm helpful.
I help. I'm like dolphin roach of kink. You're a predator dolphin roach You're like the thing I am the thing That's great one of us like you stick your fucking thing in my blood your hot needle in my blood I've never even seen a trailer for it. I was you know what time I was literally telling my god daughter Holly I'm not looking at me.
Tell me what's happening because I am not looking at this guy. It was all non-cg It was all no that yeah, that was back when they made real movies Okay, not that they don't say that I mean that all special effects had to be done you like you couldn't you couldn't just say I need a dinosaur here Okay, well just draw it to dinosaur here and not saying I don't love CGI, but you know just it was very good It's just a tank though it was such a shame that it didn't become famous until years later. Yeah, there's a lot of movie team America's like that America 25 million dollar puppet movie Yeah, I promise I will never die Team America and then that puppet pooped on the other puppet during sex I don't want to know about 25 million dollar puppet movie did not do well But if they would have showed the making of it it would have done better because it was just a feat of greatness Wow, let's go back to Zoe because she goes on really new and new love no way she needs my love She says I want to get under the kink world with my new sexy single self and explore my sexuality However, I had planned on going to the place Because it was a place I had felt safe to make connections and play but now I'm unsure Should I still go there or do you have any other recommendations for dungeons munch's trusted kinky friends? I was kind of surprised to jump the gun during potato mayhem and start talking about it We're gonna talk about it here, but let me just put it my two cents sure is that we go back to potato mayhem?
No Rocking on your clearance. Yeah Because it is very potato may have me yeah, so I never played during potato mayhem and I'm like I can play it now Where's the Show's gonna decide I Had a massive conflict with a couple of people at this club You don't speak up a number of years ago I allowed that conflict to keep me away from the club I love for two whole years and even though I did need space I vowed that I would never allow that to happen again that if I took a break of any kind it would be because I wanted to now I don't want to go back there right now, but it is because of the conflict I'm having with a handful of people it does not Taint the club itself in any way it is like any other club out there It's gonna have its eyes and it's lows it's gonna have its good times and it's bad times it's peaks and its valleys There will be great things about it. There will be terrible things about it every year It gets almost reinvented when there's a fresh leadership that comes in you can't say in my opinion at any time It's great or it's bad across the board. So it is still a fabulous place Hopefully it will still be there for a long long time just because I decided not to go there It does not mean that it is wholeheartedly bad.
There are my opinion But now that I have been around the world a little bit at you. Yeah, I have found another club that I think is equally as Probably more very more stuff. It's a place. It's called the ravioli It's it is it's a smaller club.
It really is only good for maybe two or three two or three at a time And you know, it's my place. So I I got to be one So I'm pretty much thinking yeah, so it's enough for me and you and then and then this wonderful Zoe to dox that That needs a run Zoe. I will help. I just I want to help you're so you're so benevolent boogie, you know My heart only belongs to a few but my cock is community property.
That's very very true name the band name the band name the band Thank you very much. Why is Bobby Ramon know that? Cock is community property great man. Oh great man death all but metal.
Okay. Yeah, thank you You've never heard steel panther. I thought you were talking about steel dragon the makeup band within the movie No, no steel panther is like a mock. They're like the the modern day spinal tap Except very hair band and whatever and they're all incredible musicians and and yeah, and so they do it's just it's kind of like a parody band They're still like the 80s hair metal, but they look like female They are musicians, but they are real they have albums now they do they still cover it all but they have a good sound Yeah, and they're just total pig, you know Just the whole shtick is just you know, they're all like they say they're all 65 And you know what they're not you know, and they're just like it's just you got to check out steel panther That's pretty funny, but That being said, you know the ravioli is a great safe place to play.
There is accountability because I have a license plate You have to show your idea at the door No, not to me, but you know obviously people want to see my idea ID before they come in Is there is a good parking oh wait a minute? Yes, there is You have parking That's fries for church parking lots. I think that's that's really the whole new the whole new thing I have another email we got well, I'd like to hear okay. This is sure you don't want to go back to you know trying to pimp So I told you run away to stay away from looking You're not a wing you the shittiest wing man.
I am not a wingman ever I am with an orange vest waving a flag so you stay away from this man. God damn it That was like a lot of people at that place Fnmo remember he wrote to us because I don't know he felt a lack of some qualities outside the bedroom to become a Better than looking the bedroom he was a good Dom right and he felt like his wife needed a better Dom outside the bedroom Yes, this is our advice and we had kind of said, you know You need to access that part of you that is more dominant we give some good advice He says the reason I'm emailing today is because you fucking guys made me a star I was taking a bath getting ready for a play date with my wife of 26 years And she came into the bathroom and said and I quote they said Fnmo on the podcast is that you? And I told her it was and we laughed we listened and enjoyed the advice I beat the hell out of her ass today, and it was wonderful. Thank you also very much I will learn to live without that pick of cathese But it's gonna be hard.
I'm sorry Fnmo, but you know not getting shot See we helped that was that was the topic where correct me where he had an identified like He was still struggling with well He said he actually compared himself to you a little bit He has issues with self-esteem that take him in a downward spiral So it's hard to access that he was able to do it in the bedroom where his wife likes it But he was having trouble accessing that part of himself during regular everyday living of life outside of the bedroom How did he become a better Dom for his missive? And we actually gave him some good advice so he finishes and says I listen to all of the episodes in one month I don't know what that makes me but if you sick motherfucker, that's what it makes you it makes you a need of psychoactive drugs Dear God, hey, he says if you have any buttons left I would love one also a fucking grand shout out to I have to yell this because he has it all in caps fucking down People like you know he says keep finding the good fight you all we need it. That's very nice of him Excuse why I got the shout out. Hey, it's all in caps with like six exclamation points.
I feel touched Places is I think that's devil touching you in places like literally she's petting your crotch right now By the way, if anybody does want to pet those crotch you just have to come down to Kathy's special place Yes, sadly, I can't send my crotch from the mail. It's just not the attached It's just buttons but not his crotch not like the Russian spy bots that archer Two weeks of Archer now I finish. Yeah, they only had up to season eight on like dream and you know dream land No, it's a library that DVDs and so I actually you know, I watch Shut up whatever If you do want buttons you have to give me your address dude So let me know where you want me to send him and I'll send you a pb-sam button Oh What what what go ahead Dale? Male from discord was also mentioning they were never since CDs CDs.
Yes, it's music. They asked a while ago Yeah, everyone did I told them I'm horrible with that shit and I gave Kathy a stack of it I you keep saying you gave me a I never actually gave you that I have a time you never heard the phone password exactly Those buttons are not an escape for you, Mr Oh, yes, they are I want to hide I shall hit a jingle some fucking advice from Dave and Denmark Denmark Cookie we are far reaching we are far reaching to the den to the den. Yeah, it's short for Denmark Oh, is that how you say it? Yeah, I breathe over you.
That's me. I'm gonna hang over to the gonna cruise over to the den Maybe stop by the germ in the frat the germ. I go to your man cave. That's what it's like.
I'm gonna go to the den Okay, so whatever He says hey Kathy boogie and crew I am a Brit living in Denmark Well, that's gonna be weird I was introduced to BDSM just over a year ago when I met a young woman who taught me about DDG Which stands for boogie daddy dominant little girl Thank you and as an office I dived into all of the literature literature and podcast I could find luckily I found yours and have enjoyed every single episode well Boogie's explosive outbursts can't be annoying Remember But child was burned we got evidence in the mail Kathy you are giving you are playing right into him He's talking about your outbursts and you're having one right now Listen, it's just you got to give him what they want. He says the damn He's been on one hell of a roller coaster ride. I feel his stress But nice to hear he's moving forward and not dwelling on his situation, which you're not Fucking fucking Sitting next to him a little cubicles, you know a wall of like ten spots and like there's just you know You're literally like seven inches away and the guys just sitting there like in his own world. He's like oh So my question is that you actually get as a hand in the well, you know the thumb knuckle always fucks you up It really does it's the same thing And I wanted it like just look over the guy and go duck bail start with the duck bill really You've got some wisdom on them.
I'm there. He says apart from writing to say I enjoy your podcast and keep it up I'm writing with a question I met a woman of my own age 55ish and she wants to be my submissive But I really don't think she is submissive she enjoys the masochistic side of things the spanking the flogging erotic humiliation But when she serves me coffee, I feel she's not really into it and it makes me feel far from dominant I've tried teaching her to do things in a certain way, but she forgets her She has a tone in her voice. I find it frustrating to say the least my question is if your submissive doesn't make you want to quote Be in the game is it worth continuing and trying to make it work or is it chemistry not there? And it's time to invest elsewhere I've got massive opinions.
I think you're gonna go the more aggressive route. Which one you want to start? Sure? Okay All right, my opinion is this I'm assuming that you're not exactly that well-versed in the whole community Because frankly if you were you would understand that the word submissive is an umbrella word that encompasses a lot Because someone is a masochist who considered themselves a submissive during play does not mean they like to be a domestic servant It does not mean that they're into every kind of play that is under this umbrella word So you could be a sexual submissive you could be a domestic submissive you could simply be you could be a full 24 seven and be helping your Dominant in an executive capacity or clerical capacity.
There's so many yes It's what you call higher calling where you take on that your dominance purpose in life the thing that drives them forward so You if she is sassing you or she's just not feeling it It's because that's not her cake buddy And it is quite frankly as simple as that her submissive this manifests in the way that you have found and you're looking for something more full Service and you guys aren't sticking up I really doesn't get any I think I think you eloquently held back a lot of your like gut instinct of what you read and I Appreciate it. What do you think I held back? Well, I thought you're gonna be like motherfucker not everyone wants to get your fucking coffee The way you want it to greens base, you know fucking what the fuck no morning blow jobs I Know you did a really good job Hopefully our fine listener is kind of get feeling the water with us like reached out to us Get some opinions before you go and have that conversation with your partner because what happens a lot of times with Newer people and this isn't like some sort of kink ages Shaming this is just the fact that sometimes you come in with an idea and that idea is like what you talked about It's kind of single vision, you know This is what it means and so this is what it is and maybe the submissive Hasn't really thought through about what their submission is or what type of submissive there because I've had a lot of people that come in And go well, I'm a submissive and I want to you know I you know this kind of erotic novel version in their head and it sounds great and then you're like great I need you to get on your knees and do that I don't fucking do that You know and then the list of what you don't want to do becomes and it doesn't mean you're not submissive It just means like you talked about you have to find out what your submission is and like it may be something that's much more temporary It may be it may be they like protocols like kneeling and callers and cuffs But they aren't necessarily like Al loves domestic service where she loves to clean But I don't know if it if she's a full spectrum with all the aspects right if you ask me to clean your home I tell you to go fuck yourself, but you do enjoy the cuffs and collars and that So so this needs to be really a conversation between these two where they say okay look I'm sensing that you might not be into the and maybe it's just Maybe they're not into it because they don't feel comfortable because you haven't created that environment as the the person trying to be dominant because you were talking about that her lack of tone and lack of energy Towards the task that you're giving them Kind of doesn't help you be in the game and it is very true that both the dominant and the submissive need to feed and validate each other's Needs for that for it to progress But it also means that as the dominant you are the dominant so you need to do more due diligence in creating that space Or at least finding out what space your submissive has in their head and then you can better decide is this gonna work? Are they not into it or are we just like you and you and I are fantastic examples of somebody who is not submissive But she does bottom there is a lot of trust and control that she gives me in the daddy sense But as far as domestic service and a lot of the kneeling and protocols, you know other than me Opening her door for her and you know putting her in the car.
We have no real major protocol Yeah, I mean I'm gonna assume because the the writer didn't say we've actually discussed it and sat down and tried to figure out What it is I'm gonna go ahead and assume you haven't discussed it because when he says I've tried to explain what it is that I want and train her How to do it that's not necessarily the communication I'm talking about if you have not sat down and had a heart-to-heart As but he calls it table meeting or table meeting exactly where you drop the protocols you drop the dynamic and you discuss what is going on Then you can't really say hey, I'm not feeling it That means they're not making me feel it you hold some responsibility there You have to open those channels of communications sit down with your submissive and talk about why it is that she has an attitude If this is a 55-ish year old woman, maybe she's thinking I've raised my fucking kids motherfucker I am not gonna make you your dinner anymore and maybe she has that trigger That's how I felt because I unfortunately through life had had way too many times periods in my life where I did not have a job And I did not and because of the place where I was saying I had to trade my services My domestic services to make up what I couldn't make up and rent and that tainted it for me And because creative explorer talked to me about it and was willing to listen and we went down that path And he heard me and I said this is a trigger for me It allowed me to discuss why it is now once I discussed it and explained that's a trigger when you expect that shit of me I Exchange myself worth with how well I cleaned how much work I did and that starts to make me feel like fucking shit It makes me feel like I did when I had no work when I had no money And I would be told why didn't you do the laundry this week or why didn't you walk the floors? And that's a horrible fucking feeling so that could have been it that could have been the end of it And I could have said well Then that's why I feel and I'm just never gonna do it But because we had that open communication and I trusted him I was able to go down there and explain to him this this and this if you do these three things I'm out of here So you're clear of those three things and I think I can make this happen But you need to sit down and talk with her you don't if you if you want to just walk away from it You absolutely have the right to do that But if you walk away without discussing and communicating with her I'm afraid you're gonna work your way through once submissive after another you're eventually you're gonna have to talk to somebody Exactly develop those skills and it could be as simple as and I never try to wrap it up But it could be as simple as just saying I'm sensing this how do you feel about doing these things? You know just get right to the act. What is your thoughts on this?
What do you as a submissive? Get out of this or what do you think you want to get or what do you want to learn about yourself? Yeah, when you start having those types of conversations and you you validate the thoughts and feelings of your partner That right there is gonna create more comfort and trust so It makes it creates a space where I can talk and honestly It took me a while don't expect just because you ask for honest communication that the person's gonna open their mouth and start talking I reserve that just because I feel a certain way doesn't mean I'm obligated to divulge that to you I reserve that for people I trust it I didn't start discouraging this information to create a explorer right away I took me a while to he had to gain my trust and once he did I felt free to explain it almost anything that would come across to Mar that dynamic in any way because he I he earned that I know that he's not gonna make fun of me He's not gonna throw me out just because you're you know no longer of any use to me Which is kind of funny because we just had a conversation earlier where he we were trying to explain if we did the same thing this weekend the same I was cut short because of the midnight, you know Union Station downtown Elena excursion and He said okay, I'm gonna tell you this and just understand that this is completely unfiltered I haven't thought this through yet because I asked him what happened that how did that affect you the fact that the very next I could tell that you had backed off of it because you realize I was under a lot of stress tell me what that did and he goes Well, okay, so here's what I thought So she can't be the slave right now and she's no good to me if she's not that so she's of no use to me right now He said it to you. Yeah Hey We need to talk about this guy.
I would think you realize what you just said to me and I'm like close the chair Okay, I know you like me. I don't think you meant to say what I heard So let's discuss what you are of no use to me So I'm gonna let me let me just let me just I don't know if I'm gonna just let's try clarify Yes, I mean this week. I just mean this week. I just mean this week.
I think that's perfectly logical I said okay, what you just said is not the same as you are of no use to me that cassom other fucking Nova Here's the thing though I said I just so loved that you are that you trust me enough that you open your mouth and you will speak unfiltered and you're okay with Of course now I'm gonna fucking hustle my ass Tequila drink myself the death of the bathtub like Whitney fucking Houston No Quack Did you ever see you saw the interview at the end where they're talking about Eddie Murphy's couch You know cuz there's a whole bit about him kicking mud on it. He's all grown in hitting each other and fucking doing that What I do put my money feet on someone's couch and kick kitchen That was literally one of the best's him and Charlie who also I guess He died like last year something Maybe a year and a half just had some said some shit Yeah, maybe early 50s times, but yeah, that was that was literally him telling the story and then Rick James refuting it I can't believe they got rich Actually, well, it James was very in Rick James world and always and always has been so it's like has a great song so Every human on the world should have to watch that it is literally the best pro con storytelling Anything Dave Chappelle does is hilarious. That was good. That was it any thoughts.
I just said one thought I don't think I touched on Just for the Comment to poster be okay if it's if this isn't your because it sounds like he's learning how to be a Dom He's learning how to be kinky and be okay if this person is not the person he's gonna learn with sure Oh, yeah, cuz the answer might be well, then I'm sorry We're gonna diverge on our past here because I'm not just fuck what just I Could do that don't go to Starbucks parking lot and fucking the ravioli What would be really cool is to go to the start see there's a new Starbucks at the place where I park at night But they don't have a pokey stop yet What would be amazing is to pull into the Starbucks parking lot place the phone on the back of the female fucker from behind while spinning Pokey stops at Starbucks in a parking lot. I literally don't know what you this is the magic I offer you at club ravioli is that the only man you have no I can do other things I have an adapter for electricity. So the vibrators are not a problem Can't pop you don't go to club ravioli you know he can hear about club ravioli and I can tell them all sorts of cool stories About the club and you cannot enter the club only we know how no no no you gotta have some sort of Yeah, yeah, you have to have you gotta have a must have a giant to enter the lex chromosome Pretty much that's all I got boogie. That's it.
That's it. Is that the magic? We never actually heard What's going on with Delen while he why he shaved his head? Yeah, why is the head all the way shaved?
Del? Well, there's normally the potato But do you want it to be done? Okay, happy now. Yes Well you press the button so I guess you are Or I am so like last year when I did this if you might recall I missed a week Yeah, no, we don't remember anything to do okay Yeah, I guess it's Jack Skellington and instead of having a wig cap like some actors do or you know any logical thing I just say how how how how judgy he just what like some people do he can be a little flamboyantly judgy Mm-hmm.
You're just like that. Do you see that? Yeah, the facial yeah? Yeah, you know judge you a little bitch But that's okay.
We love but yes, so you did it the authentic way. Yes, so I can put all the makeup on my head now Will we get pictures or will you come to the podcast like that? Um if we have a Halloween thing next week, maybe but there's definitely photos good. Yeah, so now that I learned that Disney is no longer Tight ran or I can't do words.
They're no they no longer ban makeup at Disneyland for Halloween Oh, you can't have it no no no. I'm like, okay. I'll just do like eyeshadow I did the full thing for a party I went on Saturday, right? But I was like okay, Disney doesn't let you do that I'll just do like eyeshadow but now they were like Everyone that was male and was skinny was Jack Skellington and they all have or women folk They look much sexier as Jack that I am but they all had full face not like all the makeup I was like, oh, okay On Fettler ready that's good and you and you and the devil have been having lots of fornication and stuff like that We might have done sports in a shower, but yes water sports.
I was attempting to be subtle Yes, did you wait wait you're just are you showing me you pissing on her or no? That's a jacks go look at this. Is that not awesome makeup you look like that guy that died I look like fester. I always got mistaken No, there was a guy that tattooed his face like that and you know that he was in like I think he was in suicide squad or something Like that something something like that looks looks like that's good.
It's good makeup Looks great. Glad to have you back among the living so you pissed on her, right? Yes, did you piss in her mouth or no? I told them to close their eyes and mouth.
Oh, so you pissed on her face. They lied down in the shower, right? So yeah, very good. How do you ever are you guys a Before are you guys flew out?
So what was that we are fluid? But yes, okay, you're full of on it was fun They said they liked it because I liked it and I liked it because it was silly so peeing on someone Again because they're kind of calm hungry and all that that urine was preventing calm so I have again I feed on them for their benefit. Oh The P blocks the come what you've literally said that on this show what like it's hard to pee with an erection So I guess the one plus one equals come as hard think really hard, but you come on you can do it I know you It's true Orgasm when you have a really full bladder Okay, I don't come a lot. I just don't switch by the way is but yeah for context of like my kingdom of I think that was over like 40 seconds of peeing like it was wow wow That's a lot so now what did you do you did you sexualize?
I'm looking at the devil now So she'll just nod so did you enjoy that from a sexual standpoint or did you just enjoy it because it was dirty? So because it was notting it was it was it is Words. Oh god. It is it is very like warmth.
They get cold by everything Oh, the only time that I cold is when they use my hands as ice packs. Oh, yeah I'm you does that all the time. That's just like literally she just looks at me and I lift my shirt And she puts her fucking frozen fucking fish sticks on my fucking chest That's what I call him. Yeah, no God First creator explore gets into bed and tries to put his ice cold feet all over me to get warmed up screaming pushing my way I hate the cold daddy That's really that's it daddy's care.
Wait, I don't know that cold ever unless like I touch them. It's like oh my hands are cold Oops, so my Michelle does it to you. Yeah, my Michelle likes to steal my heat Oh, you're nice and warm and just Out of Out of the song Freeze ice cold and vacuum back and try to steal my heat See me is like the opposite new like just literally the heat leaves her so she is literally like a little furnace So she's always looking to reacquire the heat that she's like a little too punchy wawa. She's you know She does not as not in the verge of death and pissing and shitting all over Jesus how optimistic are you I'm a nihilist that we met you wherever you are.
Just don't start being I look at my Michelle Steels by Peter Monsey she literally just shoves a meter reader up his ass and go She cracks me up where is she you like to say she's on vacation somewhere she's somewhere vacation where I'm in a good time I'm wearing her on the podcast. Oh, you're not having a good time. I'm gonna edit this show literally It's already getting good probably around 30 minutes now. You're gonna leave it.
But no, I think sorry for your part Yeah, it's true Everybody has vacation with me So I'm watching this dog because my cousin's on vacation now I'm watching the the the people that's in the house right now because my sister and boyfriend around vacation and I walk in No, I We're going to party come on get everyone from high school I'll get a kegger I walk in Sunday night after the movie is like a lemon 30 at night to the overwhelming stench of poo This dog has had diarrhea all over her little cage. Why Kathy? We don't need to do that. Let me tell you You were doing so good did not have to have dog That that level I've never seen Kathy pout.
I kind of like I have Internally you can do the rest of the show. I will think it was been a great show to not talk about dog I want you to talk about poop. I love to talk about Pete. You're not about to talk about This is people peeing.
I don't care. Kathy you really do have a thing. I had to clean up. I'm sure That's show 229 to pervert podcast if you ever had to reevaluate your life choices that led you to listen to pervert podcast It's not about that.
We're sorry to the listeners and your drums. They're gone now They're ours forever. I just I don't know how I did have words So I listened to the podcast on my way home All of a sudden I hear It's usually boogie yell no it's boogie scared of beer. Okay, boogie scared of beer Boogie is loud, but you get high pitch Like the volumes are the way off and she's still peaking the level any listener that still had your drums.
I've got no Please write us a pervert podcast at gmail.com or go to our pet life page Fett life perverted podcast join our patreon crew donate or call us or don't I don't know the number I actually did check it. I checked it. I checked it and there was some call. Who was it?
I think it was the gotham. Was it captain fantastic or captain ossomer? Yeah, but what did he say? He just said hey, how you doing?
I doubt that's all you did. He didn't have a question or anything Just said hey guys. It's me. How you doing?
We could have played that could have but I didn't but I did check it The number I have a feeling that you're lying to us and there were other things and you're not telling us Kathy wait I'm really not that sinister. Yes. You are. I don't have I just want to fucking do dirty things in the right in the right Well, I'd like to do them all over the place, but yes, they're heavy only so that's all we have for this show That's our home the show this was already stopped doing that at some point what homeless things I said we would well Look at the house getting judge.
I know you You I Was a guy on the red line across from it was using two seats to sleep on it was barefoot He had his shoes underneath the chair. It's nice halfway down the you know the little trip He stops anyway, cuz I've been he's on my looks around as he's a trained as full of people Hey, so I self-conscious he gets his shoes he puts him I pull out some fried chicken out of his bag and starts eating it Excuse me. Are we in your dining room right now? Pulls his p-jug out of a plastic bag whoa Got a grain of lizard And that is show You guys next week We should have some sort of meeting every evaluate The level of professionalism we don't use on this show.
This is the meeting. No, this is this is the meeting Goddamn it I thought you were just gonna get really detailed as you usually do in private. No, I'm like no, no, no, no, let's let's uh, let's just cut it short Yeah This diner I'm sitting in a no-find french restaurant these eggs taste like they been run over by a truck I stare out the window that could use a good clean and mind-mind is a blur like a carnival the light Everybody's got a weakness and mine is just running from a job or a true love that just might chain me down And a voice that's inside swears the answer is coming but it always waits hiding in the next little town Oh, it's crazy to fly Jason the night What seemed like an eternity was only a moment when I tasted this kiss from a goddess of the sky And I chased her lush garden straight down to the fire where I burned and I streamed and I lost with all my my When I rose to my feet my head was on sideways and I could not distinguish which way was up or down I was no longer human just a soulless dead robot whose circuits would be rewired in the next little town Oh, oh, it's crazy if I Here I go Jason when I was a boy and things would go badly I climb on the roof just to stare at the stars at night and I knew if I ran five million miles a second I could live with you, Baca and everything would be all right The treasures of a lifetime lay buried in a true heart But I've been distracted still looking for a map or sign from the heavens and a bright neon sign that says Boys stop your running though I haven't found it Yeah And his mind are not easily parted I paddle on dry land because I'm scared that I will drown So I pay for my eggs and I pull up my stakes and I wake up driving to the next little town Oh, oh, it's evil Here I go Jason the night Jason the night I'm Jason the night I'm Jason the night