EPISODE · May 30, 2026 · 1H 12M
23. Bill is Dead
from Two Librans · host Roman Muradov and Tom Van Deusen
We have decided that it’s time to discuss the Fall’s horniest and most earnest song, Bill is Dead, in which Mark E. Smith details the number of orgasms he delivered on at least one occasion. A atmosphere of uncharacteristic sensuality pervades not only this song, but this episode as well. We get very horny indeed, and at one point, Roman even details his discovery of the female orgasm. Listen with the lights dimmed and parents out of reach. Mark washes his hands after relieving himself, and so should you.ALSO DISCUSSEDBookshelf backdropsNorm vs MJPa-pa-pa-paaaaaAlison Bechdel’s AI goatsOUR OWN SUBSTACKSRoman Muradov Tom Van Deusen This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit twolibrans.substack.com
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