23 - Finding Roots

Welcome back to Tummy Time. We get deep in this one. Justin digs down and explores his ancestry in the shocking series conclusion of 'Can Justin Say It?' After we read the DNA test (spoiler alert, he is NOT the father), we discuss Justin's persuit of becoming a child actor. First step: headshot. Where can you get a headshot in the 90s in Southeast Texas? Only one place: Parkdale Mall. After aking his headshots, Justin is apparently entered into a competition: The Model of the Millennium. That's right. The whole millennium. Will he win? Watch to find out. Easter Sunday was a week or so ago and like a good son, Justin went to church, only to run into an awkward hookup he had years ago. Justin then regales us with his biblical knowledge and talks about the King of Foreskins. Speaking of foreskin, Justin had a botched circumcision. Did you know circumcisions come in different styles? Walmart removes a rad shirt which reminded Justin of Christmas morning, and we'll see you next Tummy Time.