23 - "Salad bar asylum"

Hal Griffin (@hotdogtimemachine) returns to the table of Choices in time for a bunch of yelling and reminiscing about childhood troublemaking. She also kills it reading sketches about pranks on the high seas, pro tennis psychosis, and a restaurant for fugitives. These are all real things! There's a nice digression in the back half about a book Hal hates, and her secret theory about the author's dark secret. Plus a firefighter's sports car, schizoid therapy, and a family tearing itself apart. "Message in a Bottle" at 4:23 "Tennis Interview" at 14:13 "Emerald Thursdays" at 22:34 "Ferrari Return" at 32:04 "3AM" at 44:42 "Family Business" at 51:42 As always, these are actual cold reads by people who have never seen the sketches before. Big ups to Zack Norton for writing some of these as a part of his endless war on God. Hosted by @john_matthew_farrell, @thomcrowley, and @katlin.mcfee.