#232: I Don’t Want to Get Diarrhea in Bachman’s & Milwaukee Summerfest Concert Report

Don’t drink the water! Maya finds out too late that she shouldn’t drink the contaminated tap water in her 64 oz. tennis water jug. The water actually had a forced cell phone Amber Alert. Needless to say, she isn’t going far from home today. Amy recaps the Nelly concert after the Twins game. You can always count on Nelly! Amy can’t say a picture of the pitcher. Try it…it’s tough. Maya went to Summerfest in Milwaukee on the 4th of July. She’s never done something so not her. Long story short—she kicks it off with an interesting Uber ride, checks into a beautiful, haunted hotel, and dives headfirst into concerts at Milwaukee’s Summerfest. Maya does festival math. The lineup is stacked…Everclear, Oates (of Hall & Oats), Chicago, Frost Children, a random cover band, and Fountains of Wayne. Oates' arrangement of the song Maneater is wild! Why are people waiting in the world’s longest line for lemonade?!?!? Turns out Maya’s demographic is still old men. They love to talk to a "young gal". Also, we just want to have a hot dog at a festival, for Pete’s sake! After a lifetime of accommodating everyone, Amy finally puts her foot down and advocates for herself! Public Service Announcement: Just Listen to Chelsea Handler’s Book, I’ll Have What She’s Having. It’s a love letter to every woman. Finally, bring back the free summer concerts!