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232: LIVE Drive BMW 540d xDrive - with a surprise reveal!

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Peter and Ross chauffeur Halil in a BMW 540d making life uncomfortable for Halil, only to become the "rouse" in Peter and Ross's reveal!!Follow us on Instagram and email us [email protected]

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Well, I can drop on handed. I can have to hold it. I can make all the jobs to do. What do you mean, give you all the jobs to do?

It's part of the thing. Sit here and relax. Hold it in the middle because hell's going to talk to you. I don't know how to do it.

Good. In the back seat. Good morning. Good afternoon.

Good evening. Listen to the old talk car podcast hosted by Peter Aunas. Joining me in the front seat. Weaging in the front seat.

Having a winner. In the back seat. Leaving in life. I'm actually using Mr.

No, I'm not fucking legroom once. I'm not even comfortable. Ah! They're now talking.

Alright, let's start it. You know what? I'm not taking this electric. It's a V8.

Where is it? Where is it? No, it's not. Where's the engine?

It's a BMW 540D. It's a BMW 540D. It's a BMW 540D. Back to the future.

How are you at the back? I'm just going to wipe it. Oh, I know. Do you remember when we were running a BMW and it's not like a BMW?

It's not like a B1D. Yeah, guys. It's not like a leather. It's not like a leather.

It's not like a leather. It's just like the killed fake cows to make these. You know what the? I love the fact that the dashboard has got crystal blue.

It's got crystal blue. It's got crystal blue in the crystal blue. It's got a green acres. It's got a green acres.

I can't crystal them here. We could take off. It does sound like a diesel. It does sound like a diesel.

What do you have for the pot? Potatoes. So, rain and sea. We've got potatoes.

I've got big potholes. I've got no wheels. They don't destroy wheels. There's no wheels.

We can get you wheels. It's a supernet. It's all drive. It's an extra.

It's an extra. Three litre diesel. But this is called a 40D. It's a 40D.

Nice and throaty. Isn't it? Sounds like it sounds like it's in sports mode. Do you know how driving?

You can cut the corner line on. That's how you cut the corner in the load. That's how we took the corner of my ex-5 last time. I was okay.

Well, I wasn't moving the car since it had that. So, I've got it in your car. Oh my God. So, it's basically- Do you want to make it to Dinnertin, right?

Okay. So, look at all the cops? It was fine. Yeah, there's an accident.

That's right. So, it's a five series. It's a brand new five series. The G60.

The G60. Do you know what I love about the G60 today? What do you know about the G60 today? I love tweaking with things.

So, every car I buy, I plug it in. plug it in, I get all the features that you're supposed to pay for and I download them and all that. Can't do it with the G60, I've locked out third party apps. Oh, it's great.

For now. We're going to play with it. We'll get there. We'll get there.

I can't play with it. Yeah, I can't do it. Because we can release a police pack, can't we? We can do the police pack.

Yeah. So how on this BMW device thing, like a PlayStation, that Ross has got on his friends phone? Yeah. You can open up options on BMW.

And one of them is Australian security pack. Yeah. Australian security, which is obviously the police pack. Which happens to flashy markets.

So the police haven't got this yet. And I don't think they're getting them. I found out why. Because they can't cut the boots too small to fit all their gear.

I've done this. I've done this. That has the old one big enough for the new one. Is it?

It's a bit sweeping on that if you saw the bag. Yeah, but the old one, they're dropping X5s. Now I think they've ruined BMW X5s and M3s. They're driving M3 high-level truck cars.

Is that what you think? That's what I know. There's 150-gallon car. Yes.

This car? One 62. This car is 162. Yeah.

It's pretty good. It's fine. I mean, look at the size of it. It's a big car.

Um, you should buy one. It's gone. Oh, I've been looking. I reckon you should get one of these and say, you're a piece of shit.

That's like... What's wrong? What's wrong? Tesla's an EBSHIP.

Do you have a bumper stick in the Tesla? I love E-1. With a heart and not a... I'm going to go right.

What's that? Sorry about that. I've got it in sport mode as you can hear. Oh, OK.

Here we go. Oh, my God. OK. So, I mean, it's OK.

It's a diesel. It's nice and throaty. It's throaty. It sounds OK.

It sounds good. For a diesel. And then you can remember those... Oh, yeah.

No, that's... Sound actual. You reckon it's an actual... It's a diesel.

It does sound like a vehicle. I know what they do. And now we're in sport mode. Let's see if it's gone rear.

So the gearing has changed to shorter gear modes. You know the brakes mode? Yeah, yeah, the brakes mode. I have to use the brakes.

Oh, yeah, it's the brakes. It's the worst kind of thing. Yeah, not to stop the truck, so... That's just a new term.

I'm not looking around. I'm not looking around. I'm not like the I-5 we had. Can you put it in real drive mode?

I'm not sure. That would be good if you were good. I mean, you made that. Yeah.

Drop the X. Yeah, it's been D-Ride. So, there's the fire and rescue for the fire that's happening. It's all standard fare.

It's a very comfortable car. What's it like on the back? There's core people in the front. Okay, ready?

Just pretend I'm short. You're ready? My knees are now hitting the dashboard. That's a day.

That's a day. That's comfortable. There's like, you know, even you've got comfort. Because if you're going on a long drive...

That's too bad. That's too bad. That's the other comfort. Has the back of those iPad holders?

Yeah, USB charger. So the back of the six is going to USB holder and you can connect your iPad. That's pretty cool. You get those with the approaches?

I don't know. Oh, you got a couple of holders at home. So I've got USB. There's another two in the middle there.

This doesn't come with the wireless charging back there as well. This pad, sorry about your leg there. That doesn't come in the... Oh, cool.

This comfort got on back there. Someone's hand is getting stroked. So it doesn't come in the... It doesn't come in the...

It doesn't come on still. I think we'll just track them on it. So it doesn't come in the comfort pack where it's got the reave ventilation balance and things like that. This is...

No, I like having no rear air conditioning controllers. You know what? He's never on fucks around with them. Not in the rear.

It's cold. Don't lift them down. This is the Sport Pro. It's got the 21 inch wheels.

You can flip them. You can flip them. 21, we do. That has to be 22 inch.

It's 4th Pro. No, that's in the comfort pack. It's actually no. There's no buttons.

No, it's not buttons. It's not buttons. Maybe it's not on an offer. Maybe it's a cop car.

You can get it as a cop car. You know what you said, Pete, about how does it look like a boot room? Yeah. It's like I could just re-seagrew.

We're all five series. Really? No, come on. It's almost...

Oh, I like it. You don't like the hell? Go on. Go on.

And guess what? He's not. He's not. Sporty's sitting at 40s, don't you?

I reckon you can make that your game. No, I went for it. It's not me. It's only true.

I was joking. I was joking. What's up there? If I hit a nail, what's up here?

I was like... Yeah, he's going to do a 47. Oh, now we're going to do like a show. I reckon you get to bust through the gate.

I'll do the gate and jump. Oh, shit. What's that? It's not a lot of rain.

It looked like there was a big cliff. But it was just a reflection of the sky. I wonder if you're security at the cop car. Yeah.

I'm going to do some houses to see that. This is like a bit lane. It's like a car made up here. A car's and cabs.

Is that supposed to be a brake or not? Yeah, that's fine. I don't think you can finish your game. I can't.

I don't think so. It's not going to be a haze like a tricep. Just stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. How does it go?

You're in 100. We're going to go really? Now there's a stop sign here. Yeah, but there's not a watching.

You're okay. I don't think so. Well, they've done us this 5-6. So, I've been saying that over a while.

I know it's been a couple of months. Just stop. I'm going to do a stop sign. What do you think?

Yeah, I go. Yeah, I go. Right, about 1,000 to 1,000. So, does it?

6-6. Yeah, about 6-6. Oh, there's a boost by it. No, that's a pedal.

No, but if you keep it down, it does boost. It is. Look. I've got 10 seconds!

Look at that. Why have I boosted my mind? I get it. I don't get it.

Anyway, so this is a 540D. We're punishing our luxury car like it's a sports car. No, I like it. It's going too fast.

The sign's set up there. Oh, the cranky face. It's like a... I like it.

What do you think Ross? How will you think? I like it. I wouldn't pay $150,000 for it.

You pay $100, for it? No. You pay $120,000? No.

What would you pay Ross? I'd pay $100, for it. You don't like it? This is white collar executive.

He just wants a car. He would, exactly. You might want a car. So you wouldn't...

This would suit me how? Wouldn't you reckon? No. Wouldn't suit me?

No. What do you reckon Ross? I reckon you'd be better up one and use eight series of them. My hand was second.

Let's stop for a second. Would you rather pay in this or the Tesla? That's a big deal. Do you know how we've spoken about this car before we got it from BMW?

I've seen him on the road. OK, let me fix it. You could have bought it. I didn't say I saw Pete on the road.

Yeah. And it was uninspiring and you wouldn't look quite that way. So you think this is not a good car for me? No.

What do you reckon Ross? I think it's a great car for me. Do you reckon thumbs up or thumbs down hell? No, thumbs in the middle.

Nice car. No, for you. Thumbs up? Two thumbs up.

What about you Pete? I've got three thumbs up. Why have you got three thumbs up? Because it's got my name on it.

Because his little chubby has got it on. You fucking did not. If you did not, it is. No way.

It's just kind of... Just trying to... Just fucking torture now you've done this. Everybody knows exactly what you are.

Oh my God. Get the car from up. As you did not get it. No, you did not.

No, no. You know what? I'm having you committed. What the fuck?

What the fuck? Oh, the whole office here we said that's anything to hell because we didn't do a podcast with Ross. What if a house says Ross has got to say the opposite? What a stitcher.

It's right copied. It's like a blox. Yeah, quite a bit. Better than a Tesla.

I still think you need some sort of assessment. I thought the bl that I did. I can't believe you signed up for this. I can't believe you signed up for this.

Oh no. He's got a nice guy. He's got a nice guy. He's got a nice guy.

He's got a nice guy. He's got a nice guy. He's got a nice guy. There's a lot of other people in there.

Well, it's just that. It's that. So, there you have it. Listen this was the new reveal.

We got wind-out team. We got a sort of... We're going to have a 20,000 dollars and put some wheels on there. There's a budget.

We're going to drop it. There's teams coming on there. We lowered and there's teams. We lowered and there's some wheels.

We'll let Hal. Let how let how Thank you Yes, that was a stitch up It's like it's like I can't even say it The Tesla going was a good thing. It's like a guy who orders two hamburgers to cancel out the vegan not having a hamburger It's just one less Tesla in the run with the government forces Sort that out right us review ourselves a special life. That was a snack.

That's why that's why hell was a lot of driving it I Right

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