What we talked about the other day? Are we on now? Yeah. So what are we talking about?
So we're saying Australia to it. What we're talking about? We're not saying that. Hello, good afternoon.
Yeah? It's funny. So really it's a start. It's leading into it.
Yes, yes. We're rolling into... Soundcheck, yes. Soundcheck, soundcheck, soundcheck.
It's all something that happens at the door and it's excited. Oh, I'm going to go. Who are you doing? That guy's.
Who did you move that car? Oh, are you kidding? Yeah, so we invited everyone to have their say tonight and everyone has our... Everyone wanted.
Everyone wanted. Everyone to go. Yeah. And who you reckon that was?
Yeah. And one person who voice was already but... Yeah. Who voices very sexy already?
Yes. Who's better than mine and Tom's. I don't think you hear me. The live audience is getting ready.
There's no cameras. Yeah. So she'll do well. Morning.
Good afternoon. You're listening to the old talk. Our podcast hosted by Bitarana's. Joining me tonight is Tom the Raven Reporter.
We've got a live audience tonight. Yeah. The floor signs are leading up. Yes, but now it's five minutes.
No. They're clapping for you birthday for the other week. Yeah. It's a good night.
I've got my own mobile mic. Was it a surprise? Yes it was. I'm happy.
Yeah. Everywhere I go now. You're gonna have a mic. Yeah.
So I'm gonna take my mic and I'm gonna... The red light means it's on. Not the display, the meter disability. I don't know if I said last time that I stuffed up with the camera.
Yeah. Because you saw the meter. No. Last time.
I stuffed up with your mic at that time. Yeah. And at the back is six hours I stuffed up with Zach's body cans. Oh, but yeah.
How white? You show me the body cans. It's like a stuffed in my eyes. Because red light means on.
Yeah. So I went to the toilet. I was like, I'm gonna flip the toilet. I filled the toilet.
I filled everything. I could put them in stock. But you know what? I wasn't sure.
So where was the camera on your head? No, no. There's nice... When did you clip it on your chest?
Yeah. It's got a magnet behind you. Put it anywhere. So when you went to the toilet, I want to know.
I was on my chest. It was on your chest. But you know what? I have to put my hand on the back of the water.
No. No, no, no. It would have leaned over. I would have seen my old film.
You reckon? I don't know. But if the red light was on, so all these exact downloads, the video... I don't know.
Apparently it went to wherever they make these cameras. Because he was running them as a bit of time. Yeah, that's exactly right. Because they made a commercial for it.
Yeah, because I saw these professionals. How good was that, eh? When you were at Bathurst. Yes.
So VSP security, if you want to buy these cams, are very clear. What are they? Are they okay? They're all side.
And they got all the door. I remember it was security was looking after them. Yeah. You put them in a docking station.
They download all the way to do everything. They are straight. So they went back to head office. Yeah.
And then that first commercial for them came out. I got myself one of them made the commercial and picked all those bits. I wonder what happened when they got some bike. But you know, it hasn't got me in any of those shots.
No. No. It's got security in there. It's got Fittos in there, but not me.
Yeah. Okay. So I see where you went wrong with out mics. Because when it's on, the decibel reader is going up and down like a psycho, right?
So you thought because that's working, it's on. Yes. But then the red light, like in all of it, it's recording when there's a red light. Oh, fuck.
Can I say something? Is there a red light on the mic? I'm trying to say something. Yeah, but look, red means stop.
Green means go. It's fucking common sense. You know what the problem is? I see what the problem is.
There's no microphones at my house. I can try. You know what the problem is? The problem is, you entertainers, if you want to call it, you radio announcers, you TV hosts.
You're out of it. You're fucking stuffing wrong reviews. Red means stop. Red means record.
We're fucking mean stop. Even from the old VHS days with the red dot. Remember, it's got the red circle. I'll say no.
You're stopping the tape. You're stopping. I don't care. Red means stop.
I remember with you. Twisk up signs of red. See? That's the way we put the camera on.
Everyone just freezes in your world because the red's on. It's true, man. It is. Well, I thought today we're going to talk about...
It's all over the far. Look, I'll tell you what. He's calling out to Zach. Yeah.
VSP security. That we should have body cams at SEMA this year. Yeah, if the sponsor, Zach, from VSP security, gives us a couple of cams. We can run around SEMA and film it and upload to our first YouTube channel.
Maybe we'll set that up. Yeah. Yeah. And then we hook them up for live drives even though you don't like live drives.
I don't like live drives. I look like the shows. I'll ask for your big live drives. I know.
Thank you. Listen to your audience. I'm the audience. We don't like live drives.
Maybe we should get a vote if people want to vote on it. Do you like my thoughts? Can you do it? Yeah.
Do it. You can do it. I can do it. Can we do it.
People like live drives or they're just talking about things. Oh, we've had that interview for a while. We'll do one of the senior people. I've got to say this.
I know it's completely off of the things and completely different. I want to ask the audience before last week. I've been stuck watching few-factor. Yes.
Yeah, but that guy is massive. We can't talk to him. Yeah, but there is a big... What's his name?
Do you remember his name? Joh Rogue. Yes. He was a hot dude.
You know him too. He's 20. You know him. Can I reach out to Joh Rogue?
Yeah, sure. I want to go to school together. I want to find out in that show few-factor because I've been watching it. That was filmed in 1993.
Yeah. And I'm going to discover it on the weekend. I don't watch it for the stunts. I watch it for the girls.
Yeah. But when you say the girls are contestants? The contestants. What?
Some of them are beasts. Beast is good. Good. Good.
Yeah. That's what I'm saying. So is it about out there? You're talking to language kids.
Yeah. Joe Rogan, please comment down below. Can you please get back to us if it's true? So Dr.
King, he's the listener. He's the listener. He's the listener. Listen, he's the listener.
You never know. You never know. Because we do get a large audience in North America. Well, mate, is that where he's from?
Yeah. He's from South. Can we have anyone from South America? No.
Mate, can you answer my question? I would like to know if you ever... Can we get him a driving Baptist? I'll tell you why.
If he answered the question, I'll get him in the challenge in... What's the challenge? No, no. No, no.
No, no, no. I'll get him a drive in an M4 BMW in November. No, no. And the day will be the 2019...
Does that sound like... If your name's Joe Rogan, then you've got a show from B Factor from the 90s. And I don't know if you're busy now doing other stuff, like the World's Biggest Podcast. Reach out to Tom.
Email us at alltalkitout.com.au. If your name is Joe Rogan, then we'll try to get you into Australia into a little seat. We stay at the hotel at Bathurst. I'll leave it there.
I'll leave a book in the room buying stuff. Would you... A room buying stuff? That's Laxbury Bathurst.
That'd be... That's... Unless you... This question will be...
He can sleep with me. He can sleep with me. He might... He might.
Do you want to sleep with me? No. Anyway, that's my question. That might be a few factors sleeping with you.
Yes, it would be. No, it would be a few factors sleeping with you. Why? Because you snore louder than anyone who can sit up with the chair.
I didn't know who to start snoring you. I didn't know who to start snoring you. If it was that loud, I wouldn't wake myself up. Think about it.
No, but you wake up with everyone else. Anyway, our topic today is... Okay, so what I was thinking of doing... By the way, one of my walkers just walked through and asked it to begin on the mic.
And we could talk about the shit cars in Fiji. And he just stuck it up. No, it's great cars. They're awesome cars.
So I thought... You and I have had a lot of years' experience with cars. I'll bring up a mark and we talk about an experience or a story. I'm not thinking of stories.
That's what I'm saying. So the first one is alphabetically. What cars are best out of shape? If it gets to...
Oh, what? If it gets to... That way already is a smart... We're headed to a role cage in it.
We can roll cage in it. Let me tell you. So I'm starting with A with Alfa Romeo. Yes, but I haven't owned one.
I did sort of like falling in love with one for a while. I was sort of like... I can't remember what they were. I remember in the late...
I'll tell you my story and I got driven in one. Late 70s early 80s, the family friend had an Alpha GTV. It was a two-litre up to V6. We were the ones that were the Coupe with a big train to the lights at the back.
The 80s update with the rubber bumpers. Did they have the recurism? Yeah, and they had the separate... The dash.
They had the tacho. Yeah, they had like a dial in the middle. There was no one complete dash. That was my only memory of Alfa.
I don't like that much, but I don't like that one model. I don't know what it is, but I've got a custom who loves it. Tough concept for their video, whatever it is. He's got a love Zen cars.
Don't know what he's seeing. You know what he's seeing? Yeah. Old ones are the ones.
Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What's the topic of Alfa Romeo?
First one. Hey, why can't we skip the A? Okay. We'll the next one.
Oh, I know. So that's Alfa. Out of the way. Ask them, aren't it?
Ask them. Yeah, what about them? I've actually got to pick up one. Oh, I'm going to put that down.
What about him? The audience is going to go around looking for a vendor right at the house. Who about him? Are they worth the money?
They're like four degree. What's underneath? Four parts? Like when you order the parts?
Hey, a bag of cars like that have got cars from everything. Yeah. Bosch. Oh, I can try to get in the Ford cars.
Like, have a jetter because that guy with a bagadi, with a little dongle on the switch. Yeah. And a bagadi one like $8,000 to change it. When he was made, he went to his mate and he bought five off e-bait for a point of beer that he says.
A point of beer. A point of beer. A point of beer. He said with an Irish accent.
A point of beer. I like Aston irons. I just think they're really expensive. I've tried to think what else last night.
With A. Hey, what can other cars start with? The next one I've got is a big one. Oh, yeah, there you go.
Yes. I think when the queue range came out, the queue sevens. Yeah. But we could not, queue seven, we couldn't take the back door handles out.
We didn't have to do it. We're talking a long time ago. Yes, I'm on the first one. I had a shot of light card there.
So what was... And it was a detective's car from Ashford Police Station. E-Porta-Q-7. No, it was another cover car.
Oh, it was another car car? Yeah, it was another car car. We couldn't take the back door handle out. Why?
Because it's sealed as hell. Now, it'll get about like two seconds. And it's the same design. Yeah, it's just, you know, what I mean?
First time, I don't know how to get it out. It's a certain way, you can kind of move it. But yeah. I don't like it.
I don't like it. I don't like it. I've got a story for Audi. I know what my staff had.
He bought the first Audi A3 when they first came out. 1.8. It was like 50 grand playing games. I didn't mind the TTs for a while.
He's got a TT convertible. I said it was a girl. He said it was his. No, I've never had any design.
Actually, I got it. I drive it Q-A at the R-A. That is a nice car. Yeah, we've got a few of them too.
We had one. I don't know how it got here, but I thought catching on five. What? Well, it was a real problem.
Well, it was a real problem. I just thought we had another one here that we broke wind screens in it. The R-A-8's. Yeah.
That pretty fragile, I know. No, well, we took the wind screen out to do something. Got the new one. Broke it.
Then there was only one left in the country. I think we broke that too. Oh fuck. Bentley, oh, the new ones.
The new ones are nice. I always wanted an umbrella from a Bentley. Well, we had the Bentley, the one we bought the turbo R. That's why I had that umbrella.
It wasn't really. No. That turbo R was a beautiful car. I enjoyed that car.
You know what I was scared about? The brakes, there were no brakes in it. I was a heavy car. Because they're for like three times.
Oh, man, you had the plan ahead to stop. If you had to stop in a hurry, oh, but comfortable. You're like the new cars, because they look like the wrong ones. They just look fucking like a new car.
And the new Bentley, the new Continental, whatever it's called. That's a Porsche Pan Amare underneath, the new ones. Apparently they handle unreal. So I'd love to get into one of the new ones.
I don't know if it looked there. I can't do it. 180 grand for the sedan, second-air. I know.
I'd like to see what I've learned now on my niece's car. She bought a brand new car. Bentley? No.
Well, I know. We saved our way. Yeah. Ever so far away.
Okay. I'll hang on, Benz. Benz. No, you can't.
I like the way you're thinking, but no. I wanna allow it. Sorry. Can I save my story about it?
Yeah. Because she paid 120 grand for her new Benz. Right? Five years ago.
We'd be trying to sell it. We started at 59 grand. What is it? It's 45.
What is it? No. It's just an issue. Yeah, it's all right.
Beautiful. Like every option you can click on the top of the range tree. If you're gonna buy one of those, it means you've got fuck off money. You don't care about appreciation.
If you're really one of them. If you're not, you buy a four-year-old one. If you've got good money, you buy a two-year-old one. You know what I'm saying?
Well, if you really wanna hang out, you're gonna buy a four or five-year-old one. But then you've got 80, 90,000 kilometer dashboards and you're asking for problems. Anyway, BMW. Oh, yeah.
Well, look. I know your brothers always been into BMWs. Yes, absolutely. I've always been into.
Oh, you too. That's right. Well, I had my three. I'm not boring.
You fell asleep. No, it wasn't. The cars pop out. Anyway, I've been with, I've brought my one.
Actually, I've had it. Other ones before that. But, okay. 20-year period.
I've never had to be in for 20 years, so. Yeah. And I've brought one of two, I think it's a two-year period. The bus ones.
No. The hatchback. The nice ones. The one of the top-ups.
The big bus. The big bus. Yeah, look at this point. Every option, right?
Yeah. And it drives for the kilometres, aren't it? It shits all over the B-merks. Yeah.
How much do you pay for that thing? I don't need so many of those. Where's your favourite? Wait a minute.
Oh, right. A dollar. No. Okay.
Anyway, but it drives better than the... It got me in my head because I'm into Merks, maybe BMWs. My early memory for BMW was my uncle in Rose Bay. Had a five series, but the first ones from the 70s.
And I thought, what kind of... what carries this? Was it a three-litre C-S or something? It was like a five- Oh, I thought, what the hell is this?
In the early 90s, we got our licence, so we had to the auctions at Cosgrove Road. Was that Pickles? Yeah, still there. And those, the three-way-eight ISs were gone for like 45 grand.
They were top dollar cars, those three-series E36, wasn't it? Yes. They were like, I'm a shame. You went for it, sir.
You're on your brother's. No, my brother, not Merra. Yeah. And the other thing though, I used to remember in the 80s, the 80s ones, had that service light.
Used to go... Yes, really? That's right. Yeah, that's right.
I'm thinking what the fuck does this kind of know needs a service? No, I'm wondering about the other one. I was back then with the airbags. I had to get the airbag tool like a scanner and have a round plug on it back then.
Yeah. With all the cars now, I've got a light, the oblong pump and the BM's had a round one. You know? That was actually the first scan tool or computer- They were hit at their time.
Yeah. I brought to clear the BMW airbag lights. Yeah. That was my memory, that line needs to go across.
Yes, that's right for a service. Way ahead of their time. But you can reset that through the dash for memory. Oh, I don't know.
Yeah. No, sir. Because you never wanted to sell it with a hardware. With it towards the yellow at the end.
No, it's just been service, look at the lights. See, Chevrolet. Oh, yes, I think. I thought C would be Commodore.
It's H. Chevrolet. Chevrolet. I've never really been into those cars.
What I'm talking about is a new one. Oh, hang on. What about Redo? What's the other one?
Citroen. Citroen. Okay, we'll jump to Citroen. See?
They were at their time too. We'll just stop. We'll just stop. We'll just stop.
We'll just mention. Yeah, you've met. Yeah, whatever it's called. At least it's still in their asses.
You've jumped straight there. We'll share with the Corvette that I went with. We've got to show out the port. It's a beautiful car.
What'd you do a live drive, right? Yeah. But I wasn't able to drive. Oh, I've got to blame.
The other thing, I'll be Chevy. It's the Suburbans we hire in this Invager. So this year we're going to focus up over again. What did we get last year?
Well, actually we had the same kind of last year. No, no, no. It's not comfortable. The Ford Transit.
No, we can get it. There's not as many other issues. We're going to get the Chevy. The Suburbans.
The first one that year that we got back to. No, that was the Chevy. That was the Pan-O van. Yeah.
That was the one that looked like a Pan-O van. And the side door went in close. Yes. And then we got bloody the Ford Transit.
Yeah, yeah, the Transit Chrysler. Chrysler. Yeah. Does that mean value?
No, that's the first memories of Chrysler. Yeah. I never really liked them. Charges?
Do you have any charges? No, I probably went through some charges. You're an Adelaide boy. No, I thought you'd be woggs but not.
Not that one. All that I remember was like, my cousins had a bad year. And they smashed it. And they repaired the quarter panel.
Yeah. But instead of cutting off, they just stuck another one on top. On top. It was rusting that much on the top.
No, it was just smashed all inside. I could just stack it on top. They didn't know back then. You got to cut it off.
Okay. Replacing panel, we just brought it on top. But that was true. Smatching colour at least.
Yeah. I can't remember. So there's no group of ID's or E's. Dodge.
Dodge. Yeah, but they're not new cars in Australia. So I went straight to F for Ferrari. Yes.
We're out then too. The infamous trip. I haven't. The infamous trip from Adelaide to Sydney.
I think we said that story. I'm taking photos of an empty aeroplane seat. Because we pre-booked chicken but didn't cancel. So I'd rather went to buy Ferrari from Adelaide.
I was going to buy the deal. It was going to be ten days before the Ferrari gets good. The Ferrari goes, I'm not paying any money ten days. No, well, the gushy.
The people with the luxury. Yeah. Yeah. Then some of us friends said, we'll park it in the outgarage for ten days until it gets picked up.
And then at the end I said, fuck it. Get in. So there's three of us. I've got to hold in Calais.
There's three of us. And we're looking at the Ferrari two seats. Three to two doesn't go. And it's like who's going, George goes, I'm going.
It's my car. It's a big time look at each other. I'm going. I'm going to be funny.
No. I'm not funny. So they left at four o'clock in the afternoon. We've mind you, we're up since five AM.
And you guys got in at six AM. We got a traffic. So you guys were wait twenty five hours straight. Yeah, I don't know about it.
And I took a photo of an empty seat. So I'm sitting in the plane. Three to two. No, we took the lounge first.
Then he would freakin' take his jacket. We had one jacket. No, nothing. He was freezing.
He was a cabriole at the spy bus. He didn't take a jacket. They were freezing during the night. I had the jacket.
I took a, they were announcing their names at the aeroplane. And I put my hand up. They kind of said, I don't think they're going to make it. I just got a text from them.
I knew from the hours. We took that. I could've told us. We'd be waiting for them to turn up.
I'm like, I didn't know. Sorry, anyone lose the seats. So I'm stretching out. And they're like, screaming.
And you did your Mars bar trick, but you had the ****. Yeah, but the heat of the milk to the... You should be on the dash, they freeze. And then Mattie.
Because we'll say, call them. They're like, you pulled them out. They're like, I lost. Fucking bag.
That was a trip. That was hard. That was very hard. And you took a wrong turn.
Yeah. That was very hard. That was very hard. That was very hard.
Did you get a VMAX? I can't remember. You were found. Yeah, we went faster.
That's a good thing. And you could tell. George, I drove a lot. Majority of the way, George got in.
I left it too late for him to drive. I shouldn't have. You couldn't sleep in the fridge. The noise, the engine.
The engine was in the rear. You can't put a seat back to it. It was a worse drive. It was worse than flying back from Vegas to camouflage.
Yeah, but you guys were tired too. It wouldn't be all day. Man, all I remember is George. You're going to drive for a while.
We're going to the passenger seat. Start, and all I can hear is, do do do do do do do. And then we don't go down. I go, I want to pull over.
Because you. Oh, you put the window down and get the air into your way? Yeah, and I know because I've traveled a lot. That means you're getting tired.
So I go pull over. That happens in a friend's life. It doesn't get pissed and got in left. Yeah, it does.
It happens in a parently. I don't know. I've been told. He only feeds.
He only feeds. I've had to. I converted. Just to impress my father a lot.