234. EAV
from lara's hype eng
234. EAV from lara's hype eng vol. O. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/234 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/329 Lyrics: [Verse 1] Three and a half index funds, simple enough But I can't touch the money till the schema is up Entity, Attribute, Value — draw the lines first A fact that isn't modeled doesn't count as a fact [Verse 2] The market is a database, equities are rows I can't open a position till the ERD shows Data science on the outside, information arch inside You die the way you're born and I was born with a diagram [Chorus] EAV, ER diagram Before I allocate I need the structure laid This is not a problem, this is who I am Even chaos has a schema, I just have to find it EAV, ER diagram Three and a half sad funds and a whiteboard full I know it's funny, I know how it looks But I can't move until the model's done [Bridge] You could laugh — it's three funds, not a hedge fund floor But I don't ship without a spec, that's what the brain is for Not a bug, not a phase, not something I'll grow out of This is the architecture, this is how I love [Outro] Entity, Attribute, Value Entity, Attribute, Value Portfolio opens when the diagram's clean EAV
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