#235: Jason Momoa’s Body Doesn’t Make Sense in Clothes or Pineapple is the Most Difficult of Fruits

This week, Amy makes a common Google Maps mistake involving the avoid highways option. The ladies agree, you can’t make up your own nickname. Also, if someone calls you a “free spirit”, it’s not a compliment. Amy witnesses two 20-something boys show up for an early morning pickleball match after a wild night out. They are both wearing Birkenstocks, and one of them is just wearing swim trunks. Racket Report: A text chain, armchair meteorologist will do anything to play tennis. Hot tip: Rao’s lasagna is the best boxed lasagna. Maya reviews the movie Freaky Tales starring Pedro Pascal, narrated by Too Short. She also reviews the new Jason Momoa show, Chief of War. Don’t even get us started about pineapples and the Dole family. Also, pineapple is the most difficult of fruits, and it’s definitely not worth clear-cutting a rainforest for. Amy decides Jason Momoa’s body doesn’t make sense in clothes. She also takes us way back to Baywatch: Hawaii. Maya also reviews the latest Jurassic Park movie. Maya is skeptical about the dog in the new Superman movie. Also, she only likes the Christopher Reeve Superman. Approved/Denied: Co-living with 12 strangers and the Tired Girl Makeup Trend.