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Hello and welcome to the perverted podcast, the show where we explore the adventures of the movie. Don't look at the look on your face! Don't look at me when you talk. Life style's adventure sex and Cathy perversion.
Recording live from Tony's fucking castle in front of our perverted studio audience. Hello, perverts! I'm Cathy. I am Count Boogie.
Over there we have Tony and Enigma. And a bunch of other people. Mew is back. Al is here.
She hasn't been here for a while. Fucking Mel is here. We got Del over on the... Del's on the other side.
Oh, that's because that's where the power is. Del follows the power. He's switching tonight. He needs the power exchange this evening.
So he's hanging out on that couch. Well, anyway, Cathy, Goddamn, this is show... What is this? 235?
235 times when I have sat at this table. I'm not this table. Just go with me on it. Just amazing how we have still survived.
And somebody walks out. We're like talking about how great the show is. We're like so amazing. And everyone just did I fart.
I'm like, what's going on here? I would know. Cathy, what's going on with you? Not a lot.
I had a good week. I went to Thanksgiving with family. Oh, it's nice. It was so stressful the next day I just had to go to the Korean spot to get a rub down.
Oh, you went to the Korean? Oh, yes. And then since we were Korean, we had to go get dim sum, which was absolutely delicious. I have no idea.
Everyone says dim sum, dim sum, dim sum. What's the dumplings? So it's like dumplings. Basically dumplings.
But they're really good dumplings. They're just naked there. They're not frozen. They're all fresh.
So there's bad dim sum. There's stuff in the freezer at the grocery store where you go and it's frozen and you're like, I'm going to defrost this and cook it and it tastes like cardboard. But no. If you go to Korea town, I'll only cut holes.
You get the girls. I just want to go back to the rub down. It's in a giant room with just a bunch of tables. This is a woman's only.
Yeah, women's only. And you get naked and there's this little Asian woman wearing and I kid you not. Black underwear and black bra. That's their uniform.
It's just because it's easy. Because it's warm in there, isn't it? It's very warm in there. And then they just scrub the bejesus out of your skin and rub off an entire layer it feels like.
But it's so nice. Wow. And so then there's like spas and hot rooms and cold rooms. There's a juicy and a dry sauna and a wet sauna and I just went from hot pool to cold pool to sauna to stay.
It was just wonderful. That is awesome. You know what? That's a Kathy pamper day.
It was a pamper day. I liked it. And it's not much. It's like 20 bucks.
It's not going to get in if you want them to scrub you down and it's more but I don't do that all the time. But yeah, I can see myself going once a month. You deserve it. I do.
You deserve it. Kathy. I'm going to do it. I'm going to.
I'm committed now. Every month. Now they're listening and it's recorded so now I'm committed. I have no choice.
That's it. Maybe we can work a deal with the Korean spa. You know what I'm saying? Robbie, Robbie, Addy, Addy.
This is not a commercial form that needs perverted podcast. That would be amazing. Yeah, probably not the image you want associated with your legitimate nonsexual. You can have a free spy day.
See that might work. That might actually. Tony's on to something. Because we've had a hard time getting real people to want to come and join.
So maybe anti-advertising. You know, kind of like the mob used to do with protection. It's called extortion. Yeah.
And be like, you know, we can talk about you on this podcast. Tony's all it has a name. And it's illegal. It's a federal crime with a penalty of five to 15.
Really? You can't just go to businesses and be like, we will talk about you. And they're like, no, no, no. Yeah, have a fucking sandwich.
Oh, no, but you. No, drop that. Alright, whatever. Well, Kathy, I'm just doing everything I can because I have a room full of people and some of them are very attractive.
And so it's always amazing. Thank you. It's always amazing. I like how Dell just assumed it wasn't him and flipped me off.
That was good. Dell, you're the only one that I'm attracted to in this room, actually. You're a fan fiction. Kathy wants the dreams and the fan fiction.
It is true. Kathy, I had a very interesting Thanksgiving. Yes, I heard about you. Thanks.
I did tell you a bit and most of the people in this room have no idea. Please don't drag it out and I'll tell you why. I'm not. Because it is a very sad story.
I don't think it's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's really one of the most pathetic stories I ever heard.
And when you told me, I actually wanted to cry. Kathy, this is a funny story. Well, after I laugh, okay, come on. But still, it's all right.
Alright, so I'll give you the version. So, Wednesday, mini love lab scores. Another fucking hit. Panda and I had a great time in the mini love lab.
It works. It absolutely works. It's fun. It's creepy storage.
Massage bed set up. I have electricity for all the toys and vibrators. So it's like a little mini love lab. So I feel like I'm feeling really good.
Because going from car to that and it feels great. So it was a really wonderful day. I had a nice time. And then it's like, okay, I'm not doing anything by myself for Thanksgiving.
And also, you've got to remember storage is closed on Thanksgiving. So you don't have access to your things and clothes and stuff like that. So I'm like, oh, grab some stuff. But I'm all post-coiatus play thing.
So I didn't think a lot. So all I took with me, I got my laptop and some chargers. So I could play some Pokemon Go. And all I had was literally sweats and a shirt and then just like jackets and stuff.
But I had one clean pair of underwear and clean socks in the car. And I'm like, I'll get through Thanksgiving. Not going to be a problem. It's not going to be a problem, Kathy.
That's what I am. It was a particularly cold night going into Thanksgiving. It was very, very cold. And I did my walk late at night and I'm wearing the sweatpants and this shirt with long sleeves and stuff like that and then sweaters and jackets, whatever.
And I'm like, man, it's really cold. It was literally down to like 36. So I'm like, I'm going to go. I don't ever do this.
No matter how cold it gets, I still, I only sleep in underwear. And I put up all the curtains and I'm a little blanket for it in the car. And it's actually kind of comfortable. So it's fine.
It's really cold. And I'm like tired. And I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to sleep in my clothes.
Just see how it goes. Sleep in my clothes. That was my mistake, Kathy. I don't think that was him.
No, that was him. The mistake is coming. No, no, no. Yeah.
So let's back up a little bit to some details about living in a car. You know, when you live in a car and you're a dude and you don't have a bathroom, you know, you got a P-jug. So I got this glorious P-jug, Kathy. That is amazing.
It's an amazing P-jug. Is it something you got at the 99 cents store? It is. I've hit $1.99 because the 99 cents store is not 99 cents.
But anyway, for the first time in the 10 years I've lived outside P-P-jugs, you know, over my years, I never got one with a really wide, not like four inch diameter, which I didn't know just meant you could pull your shorts to the side, mount it and fucking pee. Hands free. Amazing. One of the most amazing discoveries I've ever had in my life because I'm tired and you just kind of lean over in like a doggy style push up position.
What should I feel this pecs? Feel this pecs, Kathy? Ooh, what's going on? That's just from peeing at night.
It is. It is. I brought myself up when I pee and I've hold it for 40 seconds and it's great. And that's the shorts.
But on this particular night it was cold, Kathy. And so Enigma's laughing because he understands P technology. And so instead of pulling my pants to the side and just mounting this jug in the middle of my car, I pulled the sweat pants down like you normally do when you wear pants and peed over and then it's 3.30 in the morning and I mount the jug. And I start peeing.
Start peeing, Kathy. It's like 30 degrees, 36 degrees. And I'm holding my pose because I know Kathy's going to feel my tits at some point and so all of a sudden I'm like, man, I'm peeing a long time. I'm so tired.
I can't wait to go back to sleep. And I finish and I look down and I say, that doesn't look right. Apparently the cold had caused a certain level of twisting and shrinkage and my penis turned out of the jug. Traitor's penis.
And not only did I pee all over my bedding that went straight through all my blankets. I also peed all over my pants, all over my shirt, all over all of my clothes. But half went in the pee jug, the rest went everywhere and I didn't even know until I was done. Now then, mind you, I'm like, no, no, because I woke up very quickly because the logic kicked in.
See, storage is closed on Thanksgiving, Kathy. I don't have any clothes. Target is closed. Walmart is closed.
Everyone is closed. I can't go buy clothes. There's not even a bathroom open to clean myself. And I just now peed all over myself.
And you're laughing. I'm like, that is so horrible story. You just go, what? So now I'm like, what the fuck do I do?
So I take all of my clothes off. In force, I had one clean baron, or so, you know, I get everything and unfortunately didn't get down to the cushion. So I rip all the sheets up and push them away. And then I take all of my clothes off.
And now I'm in my car, 36 degrees in 330 in the morning. And I shove everything on the dashboard. And I turn the car on and I turn the defroster on high. And I'm like, I'm going to dry my clothes on the dashboard.
So there you are with the smell of urine. So I drove over. Fortunately, I drank a lot of water before. So it wasn't, you know, it was super steady.
You know, in the future when you can't get any woman to come in your little ravioli. And your little ravioli. Well, it's all cleaned out. This is why because they've heard this fucking story.
It's Thanksgiving now. So literally I drove around for an hour and a half with the heat blasting and the window so because it actually got really hot. And it did. It dried the things.
And I'm just like, really, because there's no bad. Nothing's open. It's fucking Thanksgiving. So thank God for Ralph's.
Ralph's was open. So I was able to kind of go into Ralph's and happy Thanksgiving, 5 AM and you know, kind of clean myself up a little bit and then the clothes, you know, once the clothes dried. So on Thanksgiving, I kind of, I gave no hugs on Thanksgiving, Kathy. I just decided that.
I want you to close your dry, but I will give no hugs. That's good. I have not looked at the faces of anyone in this room. I want you to look around the room and see how horrified everybody is.
That's not how I was fucking funny. Everybody wants to laugh. Everybody wants to laugh. I was giggling the whole time.
You're laughing inside? By 5 AM. Certainly. By 15, I was laughing.
I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ, but are you kidding me? I did worse than in college. I remember getting drunk. So drunk one time.
I wasn't drunk though. No, but I was. I woke up at like 3.30 in the morning and I'm soaking wet. Oh, yeah.
The bed is and I'm thinking, you know what? There's nothing about this. About 6 hours from now. Might as well go back to sleep.
I did it. I've drunk on my fee on seights and I've pretended I woke up. He's laughing. He's like, and I joke.
She's like, what are you doing? And I look down? There's a bottle of water in her in the bed. And I'm like, I drink literally an entire bottle of.
How do you get to fuck you? And I'm like, I spilled a drink. And she goes, now you didn't look. It's like, right where my dick is.
I'm like, all right? You got me. It's very awkward in the basement, doing laundry at 2. You have a P story.
No, I was gonna say I was also laughing and I believe you found it funnier because you called the tell me about it I think that was a maybe three in the two thirty so you found it funny very quickly Oh, yeah, I called Kathy Kathy's like I think this is great This is going because everything is potato may have fought her every fucked up story to make our listeners feel good about themselves And I get excited. I'm like this was authentic. Oh my god. There was nothing.
Okay, so you didn't have a good Thanksgiving No, I know when you pee on yourself. That's not a good drive around and dry pea ride I gave no hugs. Mew was out of town with family everyone She's like just drive to my house and climb the fence or something and I'm like, no, no, it's okay I'll just deal with it. Just but so the next morning Kathy I woke up and did an enormous amount of laundry Day was good laundry.
Oh, that was good. That was good. Yeah, and then yeah, I don't know why women still Usually I don't pee on myself when they're fucking me. I just try it's just it's kind of thing.
I have a certain standard You know unless they ask unless they ask you to I'm like wait a minute I pee on women all the time. What am I saying? I don't know what you're saying What is that depressing stories? I just fucking fine.
I mean, it's just shit happens. I mean I laughed later You know, I tell me creative explore the story. I'm all this is a truly horrific story. You're gonna laugh It's fine.
I mean, it's just sad. It's just sad for the story. Yeah, but it's funny. Whatever.
I see you know what you know what Kathy What let's you want to get real for a second because I had the same moment when I lived in my van like 25 years ago And I had a moment where it was cold and I'm like poor me Oh, whatever in the exact same thing happened to this while I'm sitting in my car I'm driving five three thirty in the morning on Thanksgiving and I you know I peed on myself, but I'm in my car with my heater blasting and I'm driving looking for a place and at the library They have a big awning right they have a giant awning and there's some homeless lady just sitting like just like this Just sitting like cross-legged with all of her shit around her in 36 degrees outside And I drive by and I start laughing because I'm like I'm a fucking king. I have a car I have money I will get past this and yeah, it's stupid and it kind of sucks and yeah It's cold but compared to so many people in this world. I have a lot of people that fucking dig me I have a show I know I get it, you know It's always gonna be somebody who's worse off than you that balances things that makes you feel just marginally better But yours that was not an empowering story that Rendous story you got a great story out of it. That's a check.
That's basically a variation on the opening scene from up in smoke Cheech and Sean right with the In any looks in the very seat the toilet behind him he realizes he's peeing in the hamper But see I'm sober seven and a half years Kathy. I really don't have any ability, but that's it. That's my big fun Thanks, giving story. What else were you supposed to say?
News face she's shaking her head like I am it's funny. She says no she's just thinking about peeing She's thinking about getting peed on melt out it was funny little she said she said a very little all right I got good post boogie. I first of all thanks Amazon princess once again comes through for me and Put my name down the comment section and pointing me toward this post by too queer for this and a post titled no means No, and if you can't say no get out of the kinks scene You like I said with an attitude because that's what it kind of read as I did kind of All right, this is what they said an acquaintance of mine Let's call him Scott went to a rope event and wanted to tie a woman He met there so he asked her can I tie you she was not interested so she tried to make the situation more comfortable for herself by saying Oh, maybe later not right now So when later came he came back over to her and asked if she was interested in getting tied yet apparently she was so uncomfortable with this That he was asked to leave the event now I am of the opinion that if you are going to be in the kinks scene you need to be able to practice self advocacy You need to know what you want and you need to be able to ask for it and to turn down what you don't want We've all heard of yes means yes, no means no, but guess what maybe later means maybe later If you want to tell someone no, thank you then that is what you need to say You're thinking I really had to read this twice to stop Because you know everything's a point of view, isn't it absolutely it's a point of view It's a point of reference from what do you know about this situation? What actually was said in this situation what actually happened and then there's this whole other giant picture?
That I don't know, but I think I told you once I set up an experiment I don't know if it was an ethical experiment, but I pretended to be a woman on column E for a couple days You've talked about it on the show actually and and I and I talked about I made a you know I took a picture of a cute girl, you know that was like a porn girl or something So I didn't feel I was breaking anyone's and an enemy There's 900 pictures ever but she was dressed in you know very moderate You know she was dressed like a normal person and I made a very normal post and I made no mention of wanting sex I made no mention I said oh I was curious I've read some you know some things You know but I specifically made sure to not flirt or be whatever but to say I'm looking for somebody You know I'm looking for friends and information I made it very not flirty and sexual on purpose and I wanted to see how guys really respond because I'm a dude I don't I don't get you know I don't get that hatred with rejection and Kathy in two days I had men that I politely told no thank you told me to kill myself I had I had people say all sorts of horrendous on your Dom you aren't gonna be anything with me And I had never experienced that because I'm a big dude and and girls don't hit on me And if they do and I say no thank you I have never had an experience of somebody Creating that type of psycho rejection you slide I talked to me on the way over she has experiences I see other people in the room other females in the room that are notting I don't know what that is like to be in that situation to where you are you and you're damned if you fucking do and you're damned If you don't if you say no thank you that is the correct way ethically I totally agree with the poster No, but you're great yet to compare apples to apples and that is an online experience versus an in-person experience Oh, you know you want to go on YouTube and watch psychos on subways when women try to just ignore them and they're like You fucking bitch you fucking or you deserve to fucking die people say shit and that's why the Scott person I thought I have hit on fucking hundreds of women in clubs literally hundreds I've been rejected hundreds of times and I've had some yeses I have never been kicked out for making someone feel I've had plenty of the oh later And you know yeah, I try to pick up on cues or whatever So this may be and you said this may be the situation where the girl freaked out and then went to the DM or somebody and said This guy's making me feel really uncomfortable Can you get him out of here? And then they just followed that lead and kicked him out that may be the case? But I also have a lot of reluctance to 100% believe that this guy politely asked this girl to play and then she said And then he couldn't pick up on the social key Which is fine. He doesn't have to know should be no she's right and then came back later And then politely asking then she freaked out.
I don't always see was there something else said is your friend Scott telling you the entire story? You know, you don't know this case every time that we read a fet like post we operate under the assumption They're telling the truth otherwise. No, yes for them But most of the time we operate under the assumption that that person is giving us an accurate assessment of what happened I've been on a lot of shows Kathy. We try to say we don't know what the point of view is because we don't know the whole conversation And then at the end of that we say but let's assume that that's what okay Well, let's assume and that's what happens.
Okay, so I might be saying I've had the similar things happen there In fact recently I had a friend who was not happy with her relationship And as we discussed things it came out that what she was feeling was very much being kept to herself And what she was saying was something completely different and in a lot of places the exact opposite We're talking about a woman who I greatly admire who has a great sense of self great self confidence and yet for her own personal reasons She was reluctant to be forthcoming with the way she was feeling she didn't want to be seen as a bad guy She didn't want to be the asshole in the situation So she genuinely tried not to say things that were gonna be aggravating to ask herself Can I get past this can I find a way to make this work? I don't want to be such an asshole. Okay, maybe I do this and so what happened is it over time in this relationship? And this is a relationship with someone she knows She was not giving accurate information And so when it came time where the blow up came where she could no longer take it anymore She had to do a really honest self-assessment and realize that you cannot expect someone to treat you the way you want them to If you're actually lying to them a lot of times by withholding information that they absolutely need to have and you're talking about something that was ongoing That was ongoing that we're talking about my point is that there are many reasons Whether you know someone or whether it is a complete stranger and in fact a lot of times because it's a complete stranger You don't want to come across as an asshole So you couch your words in in try and be very sensitive and you try and not be mean and not upset that person Coming out is the opposite of what you meant.
Right. So if what you meant was no I don't want to play with you. Please don't ask me again and instead you said maybe later That's pretty opposite that you're Definition of conflicting information sure so then turn around if you realize hey That's what I did. I wasn't honest because of my own fears and my own insecurities.
You should be kicked out of the lifestyle for that You should well, that's what the post said it said you don't belong here if you can't you said that yourself No, it's just said no just said said that you shouldn't be in the lifestyle And you yourself have made statements like that you have no business You can't advocate yourself during a placing oh so you shouldn't have to advocate yourself for yourself any other time during the Association well, I'm just I'm just asking a question Kathy Do you believe that the person should be kicked out of the lifestyle or the operative you know the option is is there some sort of understanding? Are people in the lifestyle cuz I've made a lot of mistakes Okay, so this person isn't saying you should be kicked out of the lifestyle You have no business being in life and we literally use those words before you know And I and I read about somebody and being in the lifestyle if you can't advocate for yourself That doesn't mean that there's a governing body who's gonna kick you out because you can't advocate for your sure But I do believe that if you mean to say I don't want to play with you you should say I don't want to play with you Sure, I understand that in theory But once again the reason I start so aggressively with this point and once again absolutely I agree people should say what they say I speak very honestly. That's why I get rejected very quickly and I get to move on I love rejection because it shows me exactly what my yes or no is but in drawing in all of this other information and all these other Variables I can't say that my points of you Change to a more general Are there multiple things I'm not thinking of and that's why I say this because I used to absolutely believe this Fuck you because it doesn't you know if it's not my way It's not the right way and you need to do it the right way and this is the right way and if you don't fuck you And I have a very righteous part of me But as I keep going through evidence I go wait a minute the first place we want people in this lifestyle is People that need to learn things and is this an opportunity that we can then go to let's say this example happened the girl freaked out And she apparently freaked out the organization so much that they believed her and kicked this innocent guy out Let's say that that's the case is this not an opportunity for somebody to go and mentor that that girl and talk to her about how to self-advocate and how to say Knowing that it's actually you might get it turns out that the people who run this event had no interest in in mentoring her They had more interest in kicking somebody out because they upset somebody because they made someone they offended someone They made some other problems other than just the situation of saying no This is just resentment because the people who run the party aren't willing to advocate or educate anybody Don't we have an obligation or an opportunity to mentor them I'm not interested in mentoring someone what I'm interested in this post and in this post the people who ran the event Said oh you're uncomfortable then you have to be because you made her uncomfortable now if they did some kind Is that written in the post how did you find that out was that in the comments? Apparently she was so uncomfortable that he was asked to leave the event Yeah, but that didn't that didn't say that we once again.
We don't know Exactly what happened all right so if they exactly happened the way that she's described right and there was no no no intent on the people Let me finish please there was no intent on the people who ran the event to try and figure out what happened They just kicked him out merely on the word of someone else who said I feel uncomfortable That is 100% sure if something is going on underneath that we don't know about and she Actually was not just feeling comfortable, but he was a complete asshole and called her a bitch And we don't know that because the poster didn't tell us that would be absolutely wrong Okay, right and they would have every right to kick them out I'm saying that from the rest of the post and all the comments that was not happening here So we we assume that that didn't happen and this guy did nothing more but come back and say so now are you ready to play She's squished out and told yeah the people and they said oh well That's all that needs to happen is you're out of here now because you made somebody uncomfortable I think I need to establish To you Kathy that this post is irrelevant as far. I'm not speaking specifically about this post Speaking in general about speaking about the you're speaking about the post Let's just make sure that the poster and all of our listeners understand I don't know anything about this post other than reading it at face value and not knowing what the whole story is and knowing that in my experience very seldom Is it always one way when you get one person's side of the story most people don't write history to make themselves look like Assel's I don't know post we say and that's what I'm saying So I'm not necessarily I'm addressing the points of conversation in this post and the points are that there are so many different Ideas that can come that are solution based which like what can we do to have this not happen? You can't can we empower Scott to maybe find out more about what his communication skills were and that maybe he had some social Awkwardness and didn't realize he was coming on too strong Maybe that he had a certain part of it or maybe he didn't and we got to talk to the bottom in this situation You know the girl in this situation and see if she overreacted and if we can teach her about self-advocacy And that she has if she says no and that somebody freaks out on them Then she can go to the leaders of the party and have them can the community You know there's so many opportunities There's more than just one answer of get the fuck out and that's that's the only thing I took issue with the the issue of the post Where if you take it at face value and some guy got kicked out because she was pretty and you're a dude That's that's dickish. I agree.
That's dickish, but in my experiences. There's always other things Okay, go It's interesting because just taking the post-ick face value This is exactly how mel and I met and actually started playing I met her at a party a few months ago We talked very early on when I first saw her and I asked her about herself a little bit what she was into and then and then I kind of Said well, I do a lot of those things and would you like to try anything and she said yeah, maybe later I just wanted it was exactly that same exactly and I remember thinking at the time Yeah, there's a pretty strong chance this ain't happening and I left her alone and you know we ended up around midnight I'm realizing damn I'm tired. I'm thinking I'm gonna go home and we were standing near each other at maybe talked a little bit at that point To this is a lot later and I said hey, I'm thinking about leaving and I think when it hits midnight I'm going to so I know you said maybe before if you want to it's gonna I'm gonna be you have to be soon or I'm leaving and she goes Oh, yeah, let's play and I kind of caught me half-guard cuz I wasn't expecting it cuz usually when women say maybe later I mean it means I feel uncomfortable. Yeah, I mean that the way it happened now Well, you got to go over to the microphone you have to get off your ass Get off your butt Don't do it slow either get over to the mic But squintching over it kind of happens that way.
It wasn't a matter of oh she said maybe I'm gonna leave her alone We still talked throughout the rest of the night and stuff like that And it was one of those well if you do want to do a scene then all we can do a scene if not I'll go it wasn't one of those I'm gonna go and I was like wait wait wait wait. Oh, you just wanted to make yourself look not desperate That's okay. Yeah Tony. She's not desperate.
She's hot. She can get anyone she wants I got it. No, but my point is I didn't think she was gonna say yes I thought I was gonna be going home in five minutes and it's fine I mean that's a lot of that's happened a lot I have the same experience you've had but I've never had anybody I I take it at face value, if you say maybe later, I'm like, okay, I will ask later, and if you say no, that's it. It's over, and I was even expecting it to go that way.
And I've never seen anything like what's described in that post when someone then gets 86 because- I mean, there are clubs. There's surely are clubs that are literally you're the cute, you know, whoever the leaders of the event are you are at the mercy of them. And if they're like, wait a minute, cute girl that's uncomfortable, creepy guy that makes her uncomfortable, she's either gonna leave or he's gonna leave. They both paid and I would rather her stay.
That's just a reality. If you're the ugly one, you're gonna go, you know, depending on who the owner of the party is. If they're ethical, you know, and that's what our hope is. Our hope is that we have a situation, and I have been involved in situations at clubs, and especially at the club we don't talk about anymore, where there was a situation and the DM did pull the person aside and said, hey, we have a situation where someone says they feel uncomfortable and they fix things and sometimes people have been excused from some people have come in and been 86 immediately for a behavior.
But there is, there has been interaction and there is, you know, we try to have some levels of support, but that doesn't, we don't know every community. You know, every party is at the mercy of who the person that runs the party is. You notice by the way, Mel, after pulling that little snut, she's not sitting as close to him. Well, she got real brave.
She got real brave and said, well, I still like you, but I just want you to know I'm not desperate for you. She is that's true. You're now stuck with her. Yeah, I goddamn it up.
Fucking hot girl, and she keeps coming over and wanting to stay over. Poor guy. Should have just gone on and gone to bed. That's right.
You fuck yourself. Learn. Fuck yourself on that, goddamn it. I don't even know what's next.
What's next? Pervert mailbox. Whoa, no, please, no. What?
Hello. There we go. I, I, your sheet is back there. You just kind of dropped it.
Oh, yeah. On the other side. What? My sheet, my goddamn sheet.
So to the poster of that last one, please understand I wasn't necessarily talking directly at you. And please understand I was. Yeah, fine. Fair enough.
Oh, so it's a PP report. That's funny. I can touch this button. I don't usually have a lot of stuff for PP report lately.
We've had almost every show we've had enough stuff to do. Because we're moving. We're just moving. Is that what it is?
We're moving. Shake it. Is another channel. We're moving in shakers.
I think this other channel is finally a frick. Oh my god. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you.
You got a little distortion there. Oh, well, I'm distorted. It's not as much as me. At least you don't smell like pee.
Oh, you're smelling motherfucker. Which was funny because literally the day before. That's right. Garbage can mail.
Remember, we talked about fucking her on the show and we're like, bend over and whatever. And she's like, sorry, boogie. I'm one of those urine soaked women you talk about literally the day before. And I'm like, what does that even mean?
And then she's back to you. And then she's all it's something you said dumbass it. It means it means, you know, somebody's peed on me. I'm somebody else's character.
She said you dumbass. It was implied. It was implied. And I'm like, oh, I said that urine soaked woman and literally not even 24 hours later.
I was urine soaked. You're in so, man. Thank you, Mel. Let's do some news.
Okay, do you remember last week? I kind of made a joke about just for science's sake and for our listeners, I'm going to be buying myself a Lila sona and I'll come back and tell you guys what happens because I was sick and tired of people waiting to send us toys for us to try out. Remember? I do remember that, Kathy.
So, Headlee writes to us and says and goes along with the joke and says, as a devoted listener and super fan, I demand that we, your audience, purchase this prize device to ensure delight. So, at least we can do it on behalf of all the titillation you bring us each week. Thanks for all the amazing shows. I've lost track of all the episodes I've listened to, but I'm surely zombified by now.
Oh, he's quite zombied. And then he sent money to PayPal to buy you the goddamn Lila whatever. But you haven't been ordered and is on the way. Oh, really?
I don't even let that clear. No, I did the transfer. I know I said, I pretty sure it went. That's amazing.
That is amazing. I am dedicating myself to finding out if this contraption works well and I will report back. Directly, directly back. That is going to be exceptional.
Well, we'll talk about speaking of Headlee. Yes. He also decided that I was too pathetic on my own. So, he went along with my little game plan of accepting a donation as well.
And so, he made a jingle. He purchased a jingle on what is now Xfiver. So, it was great. He ordered this jingle.
And so, it came through the whole thing. And we negotiated a bit. And it turns out he has this, I guess they're called, clothed women, naked men. You're very familiar with this.
I'm not. So, he closed with CCS. I did a jingle about it. What was great is I'm like, okay, give me some info.
And then he gives me, wait, where is it there? And so, he's like, well, he starts writing this. He writes, he has that fetish that's very kind of dramatic fetish, the Catholic chastity. But it's very eloquently.
And so, he writes this whole thing about the type and setting the stage for the only 22 jingle. And so, I'm like, I'm looking at it and I'm like, this is great. I'm going to sing as a male submissive. This is going to be fun.
So, I said, okay, well, I see the tone. And so, I wrote some lyrics and I said, how about this? And he says, that's great. Can you do it in ukulele?
And I'm like, ukulele? Yeah, you can. I'm like, I can't. So, here is me singing as a male submissive.
You might have to listen to it twice to get the... Men covered in wax, so being at the goddess's feet. Let me be your boy table while you eat. My naked body is, I chose your disposal.
I kneel as I wait for your next proposal. So, that was, that was... He said it totally. He said perfect.
That's exactly... I love it. I saw the meringue. That is it.
So, I made that. And then it was great. And he wrote a good review. And he took me and then Fiverr informed me, thank you very much.
We're now taking 20%. I had no idea. You didn't even research before you started. I didn't say that in the FAQ.
You know, you know, Del, there's a certain brain type of people that when they buy a video game and it has that 19 page fucking TOS that you agree to. There's a certain percentage of people who thoroughly read all that to see what they're getting into. And then some of us just assume that it's going to be okay and it's probably competitive with everyone else. Apparently I did not.
I thought I did. I'm like, oh, it's going to be like Patreon or... eBay or whatever. And they all take a cut.
They all take a cut. But they take fucking 4%. Not 20% percent. It's because the number is so generally speaking small, that's why it's so high.
No. These five dollars of... No. No, Del.
20% is an ass fucking raping. Trust me. You can't... You can't talk to him about this.
20% a Hollywood agent gets on the phone and tries to get you a gig. No. This is why I'm Patreon. You can't do Patreons that low.
And that's fine. eBay is the same thing. eBay is 3 to 14%. That's the way an agent is licensed by the state.
Jesus Christ. So yeah. I was like, I didn't read it. I thought I read it was like 9% or whatever.
So 20%. I'm like, 20%. Look, I'm not even going to get into the entire spent my whole life trying to do music. Now I got to suck up to some program that if you don't get reviews, you don't move up in this website.
And so that's why all of these musicians are like, yeah, I'll do your baseline and original baseline for 5 fucking dollars and spend 5 hours because you're trying to get a review in hopes that they build you up, which I do not say for work jingles. There's no way I'm going to go up. And I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? So I canceled Fiver.
Fuck Fiver. 20% is a gouging rape. Fuck you. By the way, did I say that?
Fuck you. So I made a mistake. Fuck you. So I'll do jingles if you want perverted mailbox at gmail, pervertedpodcast at gmail.com.
Just organize that with me and you can just pay me through PayPal. That takes 3% to handle the financial transaction. And we'll talk about that. There.
That was it. That was my news. You had other news. Yes.
So the end of Fiver, Fiver, don't even try finding count voting on Fiver. 20% of you, you can't believe me. Jesus fucking nickel and dime price. I just don't even know what's happening these days.
No. Alright, so one thing that is working well is the photos you asked for. School picture is going amazing. Every time I look in the mailbox, there's a school picture.
Someone else sending you a picture themselves. Apparently they trust you. Nobody else does, but they do. Nah, you know, I'm not posting it.
I'm not whatever. And now when I look at it, I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't post this. There was no reason. But let me tell you what special about it.
I'll show it to you afterwards, what I have right now. Because there's like a dozen. And it's kind of collage, you know, a little bit, you know, looks like a school photo. And for the listeners that don't know if you're just tuning in, which you've probably already tuned out right now, Oh, he pees on himself and he hates Fiver.
You're gone. But to those that stay being on an audio show that doesn't see its audience for four years, you start to detach and you're like, are we even talking to anyone? So I ask the listeners, if you trust, don't know nudity, know nothing. Just a picture of your face, you know, so I can put it in a collage like a school photo.
And then when I work on the show or I think about the show or I'm doing production or whatever I'm doing, I open that picture and I go, these people that I don't know are listening to me and depend on me to pee on myself and come up with stories and do these things. Ever. They depend on me. They depend on myself and do all sorts of things.
So they do so they can feel good about themselves. I will tell you after this show, Kathy, there's going to be a lot of our listeners are like, I am just fine. Just fine. I am.
Oh, this show makes me feel so good. I don't know what it is. Give that guy five bucks to keep doing this. So I'll do that.
So it is so and now it's starting now. There's like a number of pictures and it's exciting because people that I know maybe some of their names they email Dan or they you know, Dell's talked to him in the chat room and stuff like that. You know, I kind of know some of the names and then to see faces and just it really it's here's the other thing. This is one of the first greedy things that I've done because I'm not posting this pitch.
There's no, you know, there's no prize. There's no nothing. It just feels like something like I let them share a little bit of themselves with me and I did. I worked on stuff this week.
I have it on my desktop and I just click on it and I go, okay, these are people. And so I don't know. It did exactly what I hoped it would do. It's like, what did it put a face to?
I'm glad people sent it in. I'm glad people actually trust you and sent you their pictures. Yeah, I mean, you know, once again, it's like if it's a face shot, you know, I suppose anyone could take your face shot off Facebook and put it in something nefarious. Is that the correct word?
No. Do something nefarious. Do something nefarious. Yeah.
Remember when we did that word thing where we did you quickly dropped that as you do most other things? You said the fuck that we're not going to do that anymore. Can I get you the fiber? Well, at least fucking YouTube at least vocab because they were taking 20% of the word and perverted changing the fucking meanings.
That's right. Perverted, hey, you know what? When Bohemian Rhapsody came out, they went through hell to get that song out. It's six and a half goddamn minutes and one DJ believed and kept playing it over and over on an influential station and the rest is goddamn history.
And my jingles are not Bohemian. No, they are not, but headley, I sure liked it. How's he bringing this back to what he was going on? Shut up.
We all tune in to find out. Shut up. You do now. The second I start talking.
That's kind of true. I do. When you're crazy. What?
Did you know what he said? No, I said, just Kathy? Apparently everyone else tunes out too. They're just cuddling.
They don't need to. I just once they're paired up. Yeah, there you go. Enigma wasn't getting any cuddles and Dell just rubbed his titties.
I didn't I miss it. Huh? It was a rub chest rub, not a titty. Just rubbing my chest in a very loving way.
It was nice. It was very nice. You know what? It would be like if this was Kathy's fantasy.
If you were sick, Dell could come over and put the Vix vapor rub in your chest to help loosen up your congestion and make you a little chicken noodle soup. Look at how excited you get. I mean, Dell wouldn't be my first call, but like not my last one either. Oh, that was so nice.
That's honest. Dell's like, oh, he's a brine maid. Never a, oh, he's a second fiddle. God damn it.
Oh my god. Wait, will I be number one? I am to devil. So I'm really?
Oh, really? You're primary. Yay. That wasn't announced a couple weeks ago.
That wasn't announced a couple weeks ago. I think when they were present, it might have been mentioned, but that's been one of them. I thought you were a part of a trio or something. No.
No. Now you're primary. Yeah. Well, it's good.
I have the person that's bad at scheduling, but that's not really that's not a triangle anyway. Shaperful. That's just another secondary partner. Yeah.
So this month we have a fifth Monday. Granny panties. So we're having pogrommata. I wish that that work.
I can last. I can last. I can bastardize so much. I don't know.
I just love lucks because lucks is our conscience. Yeah. Like literally out there. She's like, you don't hear from her.
And then suddenly you guys said you were going to do this. Don't forget the granny panties. Guess what? I'll get them.
So I go to Amazon and I ordered extra. Below Sono. Granny panties. They're on order.
They're lovely pink and purple and all these nice colors and you guys are going to wear them on your heads or you can put them on. I'm wearing them. I'm just checking about that. I'm going home for Christmas.
Oh Jesus family Christ. What's with these kids? We'll take a group photo of your commitments. Where's your commitment?
Alright. What is that? We need to welcome a new patron supporter. I guess it's a couple.
BK and Princess PETA. We've done stuff with them. We have the topics. I think they are.
Welcome. Welcome to the fam. And we apologize in advance for whatever heinous chatter we will inflict upon you on the next half of PETA. Sorry.
Princess PETA and BK. We'd also like to take this opportunity to remind our listeners that for a mere five dollars a month Boogie. Oh God. The price of just one cup of Starbucks.
You too can benefit from an extra show. Boogie think of the savings. Think of the savings. Think of the savings.
$5 a month. No heart attack. No four shows. You get four and a half.
Four and a half. Which by the way is getting better. It's getting better. It is getting better.
The car show is actually getting one more solid. I'm liking it. And you only get to hear it on page. You know how crazy I get.
I'm sitting there going, you know really I was at Starbucks this money. It really is the cost of when Starbucks. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm thinking to myself, you know what? If you go five times a week to Starbucks. That's 25 times a month that you're going, all you have to do is say no to one of those. What are these people saying I five dollars?
I'm down. Kathy don't beat up our listeners. No. They're getting into your NPR script.