I'm like a mic of his own. Hunger has his own mic which makes it terrifying. Hunger, what song is stuck in your head? It's on Twilight Zone, like old Nurin.
Oh. And I'm gonna do the Twilight Zone. And I'm gonna do the Twilight Zone. And I'm gonna do the Twilight Zone.
That's not how it goes. That's how it goes. That's how it goes. That's exactly the tune.
And I'm gonna do the note and don't. When the bullet hits the bone, it's like one of those songs that you don't know a single word other than Twilight Zone and Bullet Hits the Bone. And I'm gonna do the Twilight Zone. When the bullet hits the bone, it's like those things.
It's like bye bye Miss American, what's the? I actually know like the intro and at least the bridge to that. I have to do it in choir. Oh Jesus Christ really?
Yes. I subbed in because it was summer camp for six weeks. And they had like a special thing at the three week thing. You were submissive in summer camp for Jesus?
I subbed in for people that. Oh, so substitute. I just subbed in. You were a substitute singer who would like in and go to amusement parks and go to the church thing and go to church every Sunday.
Or you could go visit your parents. People scheduled and said they were gonna do it. And they did the parent things like, you agreed to do this and you're not here. Can someone like do it?
I have no idea. I'll do it. I'm Dell. I'll do it.
Was it like that? Yes, totally not. So Dell was a submissive singer. No, you're just not even on this perversion of my speaking on like other mispronounceations I've made.
The show doesn't belong to us. Sometimes I don't negotiate any like says another word in the entire show and just like, oh, damn it. I accept sub singer. Sub singer.
I like it. You're sub singer. You were a sub singer. But it doesn't mean he was pink boy at one point.
It doesn't mean that he was a sub-par singer. He's wearing pink glasses. I'm not wearing my asymmetrical. Some people would be upset with me.
Yeah, look at that. Look at that. Dell buck in the system. Dell's just excited right now because he has a jingle coming.
He does. A jingle sponsored by Headley. Headley. Headley.
Jingle sponsor of perverted podcast. Kathy, and I'm going to say that after I do you guys jingle. But we should get into it. What do you think?
Do you guys think we should start a show? Yay! Mixed enthusiasm. Good enough.
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Hello perverts. Hello? Hi. I am Kathy.
Over there we have I'm Hunger. And I'm Dell and then we have it. Swing into Tony. This is going to be it.
This is the show Kathy. Is this the show? Because you say that a lot of times it's never turns out being by show. It's never turns out being better.
I didn't say what the is. I didn't subscribe to, you know, that was gonna be great or whatever, but this is the show. Okay. Slam that subscribe button.
What? Slam that subscribe button if you have one. Slam, no, slap like. I watched 80-504, give away 11 iPhones, just if you acknowledge the instrument he was carrying was a bass.
I don't know where he was, but I know that I would have been there. He literally just walked around with his acoustic bass. I don't know what you're talking about. He's a big YouTuber that literally just this Italian, but he's phenomenal, like top class bass player, and he has this really fun channel, and he's just totally dry and totally insulting into meeting kind of, but it's all about bass guitar.
Everything is bass. He has almost 5 million subscribers. A lot of fun, but he just walked around. He said I'm going to prove that nobody knows what their bass is.
And he had 11 brand new iPhones in his bag, and if you just were able to say bass and not guitar, or something stupid, then he handed you an iPhone 11. Interesting. And I wanted to be. What's he paying for the, Oh, your fucking channels dying, God damn it, under.
Try it. What? What was he paying for the coverage to? Was he paying for that coverage?
The phone isn't enough. I think just getting the phone would have been cool. Anyway, it wasn't me. What was the phone?
I think the unger's mic has already died in another. I think the battery's just choked, so. I like how unger is now half unger is like little unger. It's like literally he has half the volume.
Oh, right. Nah, come on. What's going on here? But you have your own distortion too.
It's kind of like your own little like, whaaaaaat's unger hindrance. What's wrong with that mic? Every time you pull it out, you have no idea what's going to happen. Because the battery and all the channels.
It's caused by the spirit of Christ, obviously. Obviously, Jack off Jesus. Ladies and gentlemen, Merry Christmas. How are we supposed to be buying new equipment?
We are supposed to be. What are you waiting for? Pry open the wallet and let's get it already. I was thinking of this.
We should be able to have mics that work. I have mics that work. I just didn't bring it, so I tried to hook up the old wireless. What?
Every week. Buggy and someplace. Every week. Cathy, people like our little underdog thing.
I think so. If everything was tight and magical. People like hearing clear sound. They don't want to hear unger through a megaphone or something.
You're unger. That's not true. Wow. I have emails proving the opposite.
We do. Here I'll just crank them up and he'll be distorted unger. It works. It totally works.
Sounds like Arnold in a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like rockin' hunger.
It's like rockin' hunger. Tazmany and Devil. Arnold in a... In Puerto Rico.
When he's like a fucking elf. I'm gonna say it. That's it. So, oh, think I didn't mention?
A couple things I didn't mention last week while we were surviving without you. No, give me a fucking break. You did just fine. It was okay.
It was a fun show and Alan Dell definitely became a topic and it was kind of good because there were kind of like new person's topics that we hadn't dealt with in a while. I think it was pretty good. It's so cool. Obviously, we can't go to the level that you and I can go to.
We have like a thing that we've done and so... People are just used to this. There's no level we hid. It's a level.
It's a level. Because you got self-conscious and you actually let us talk instead of just monologuing. Did you hear what that man said? Oh, look at that button that Dell's on right now.
Oh, look out. Look, I can't hear him. Now he's not talking. Let us monologue boogie.
Let us monologue. Let us continue our monologue. You give the kids an inch of power and all of a sudden they just step right. Fucking you these days.
I'm just thinking millennials, god damn it. All of a sudden they take an inch and an eighth. Did you turn me off? No, I should.
No, we heard you. We just didn't know what I should have had the mics. Don't mute it. It's engineering talk.
I don't know what that means. An inch and an eighth. They took slightly more than you gave. I get it.
I get it. It's like 12 and a half percent. I get it. I get it.
I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.
I get it. I blink and miss it. This is not the show. I was dreaming of what I thought of the show.
I had stings and jingles and production. I had a brand new bottle of 70% isopropyl alcohol. The big one, the quart. I had it on the shelf behind me and I leaned back and it tumbled over my shoulder.
I missed the catch. It went to the floor but went to the floor straight on the lid and cracked the plastic lid and rubbing alcohol. It hit the floor. It hit the door.
It hit the door. It hit the door. It hit the door. I grabbed it and lost about a quarter of the bottle of rubbing alcohol which is a significant amount of rubbing alcohol.
Now I have a giant puddle over the floor. I can't leave. I have to spread it around and let it evaporate. I can't leave.
This probably isn't good. Fortunately I waited out and put towels and didn't light myself on fire. It wasn't a light. Everyone else in the goddamn building.
I'm like, don't you? You didn't want to close the door and have a smoldering over the floor. I did have the door closed for a while but the fumes started. I'm all of a sudden.
I'm like, I don't feel good. I think that would be the first thing to do is to let it evaporate. I was cold outside. This is what happens when Mew's not there.
The breeze is coming home in a few days. The storching hunger sounds great by the way. All your comments have to be in a rock voice from now on so it works. If you talk regular, it doesn't sound like bad engineering on my part.
You're now rocking. Kathy, what's going on with you? No, I'm exhausted. I'm very, very tired.
How is the family obligations? A lot of family obligations. I cannot get a moment to myself these days. You've been very busy.
I'm physically exhausted. I am emotionally spent. I'm actually going to get three days by myself with creative explorers. Three glorious days.
And then I'm thinking to myself, you know, that means I'm going to have to put up with that man's shit. Do everything he wants. Be in service to him. I don't think it's going to be a mini vacation.
No, it's not. But you know what? Our perverted podcast listeners are going to be more interested in it. What?
And I should have just started the show with this. We're already like seven minutes in. Oh, we just give it up. Our potato mayhem is half the show.
Whatever. You're sitting over there on Tony's wonderful couch. And I'm like, and I was really horny today. It was one of those days where you're like horny, but you don't want to masturbate.
Like you're like, God damn it, I don't want to masturbate. I blame you. I want to fuck somebody or I want to just use somebody. And I had all these fantasies about all sorts of people.
And I just, you know, we have the show today and Muse far away. And I hadn't really set up any dates. I haven't, you know, didn't play with any of the play partners because it's finals and everyone's doing their thing. But I really, and I came and you were sitting on the couch and I'm like, Kathy, can you just give me a hand job and you were so tired and defeated.
Like your natural bratty reasoning wasn't even there. Like you were just beat down by life. I think I just gave up. Just gave up.
And you're like fine, I'll jerk you off. And literally I just went, I'm like, do it. Say yes right now. And I'm like, I'll do it.
Right now. If you would have said that extra yes in Tony's life, Tony. Tell me what I said. Tell me what I said.
What's going on here? What's the method? I'm trying to get a hand job for Kathy. Tell the listeners what I said.
Then you're like, just give me a glove and some lube and I'll do it. Is that so much to ask for? And I'm like, she stated this want when she said yes before on the show. I remember like you would do the testicles and make sure we don't have cancer.
If you had gloves. I had a hand job. I need fucking latex and no lube is not. And then Anthony starts making references to animal house, which was the scene of the car.
Nobody knows unless they're our age. I thought it was a hernia check first when I heard about the glove. Then she came to the animal house. And then my great.
So I mean, I think that's something our listeners would want to see. Or no, not see, probably not see. But hear about it. I don't think it's something Anthony wants in his house.
Some other dude getting jacked off. Probably not. This is more of a tub thing. Yeah.
That's the test. Well, he doesn't come. It's not over my phone. I would have been in my leather.
You say that, but I know you would know. No, I would have because a hand job, I know you're not getting any pleasure of and pretty much the only pleasure you're going to get is that it's over soon. That's very, very true. So it's kind of like, I know that this is the time.
I mean, go ahead, though. Nothing says, thank God it's going to be over soon like the glove. Yeah, absolutely. You don't look forward to ruining it.
What? The orgasm. Wait, wait, wait, hang on a sec. What?
What have we got to like in your rock voice? What have we got you like a nitrile spiked glove like a vampire, my drug love? A vampire glove? No, I love a lot of voice, by the way.
It works. No, I just needed an actual human that I could objectify and just use. You're not, who said anything about using an objectify? I mean, I didn't sign up for that hand job.
It's very clinical. You're not going to get anything out of it to point it in another direction when you're ready to go. But isn't that objectifying? No.
Like, I'm not using you like, you know, I'm not looking in your eyes. Well, why do you think you're going to get from me? I'm going to be putting you in that tab and playing with you. No, I thought I was going to go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I don't have my phone too, you know. Well, that's just, see now it's all of a sudden a scene and it's now and then I'm not going to come because now I'm like, well, she has to get it out of it. If you will come and Anthony's living, probably not. Look, he's suddenly horrified thinking I should not have let these people in.
He's like, you know, the welcome mat has gotten a little thinner and when the welcome mat is now rice paper. It's just don't tell you dare to welcome mat and it's pretty much over. Well, goddamn no hand job then. Sorry.
And you will have been suffering. It's been tough, you know. But you know what, Kathy? What?
You know what will cheer you up? What? Your own personal jingle. Kathy Rain Superior, all lovers are inferior.
Her mental prowess titillates as we dream of her posterior. Kathy! Let's hear it for Kathy. We missed it.
Bravo, Boogie! This jingle was sponsored by Headlight. But we're going to podcast jingle, sponsor it. If only you could have seen the way Boogie was dancing to that in his chair.
And notice in that is storage jingle. That's a really good jingle. That's it. Well, I watched the Dresden Dolls video.
I don't know if I ever talked about my love for the Dresden Dolls, which is a band that never went really mainstream. But just literally it's two people, Amanda Palmer and Brian Vigolova, whatever, Vigolone. You know the Dresden Dolls. I can't wait.
Wait, wait, wait. Sorry, you just wanted my very happy moments. I was wanted to show that Amanda Palmer was doing and she was sitting at my feet. Please, wait, wait.
Wait, wait. That's surreal. Yeah. Talented Little Chick.
So it's a very, like, Kathy, if you've never seen the Dresden Dolls, it's two people on stage. Amanda sings and plays piano and Brian plays drums. And they can handle a stage with 10,000 people with just the two of them. They have that much charisma and that much.
And it's very Vod Villy. It's like alternative Steampunk, Vodville, Mime, Artistic, and just, you know, a lot of dark, emo-y kind of songs, but just phenomenal. So I just watched that. And we have the song about a dildo.
And a fan, yes, indeed. It's not about a dildo. Well, that was a very nice dingle. Thank you.
We will be playing that more. Can I get that? Yes, of course. It was purchased for you.
He'd made the donation on our PayPal and said, here's donation, make a jingle for Kathy and make one for Dell. Yes, he did. And I did make Dell's jingle. And when it's time for a discord Dell, then he will get his jingle.
So now very happy. I love hearing that. I love hearing that. Thank you.
I work really hard on that. I can tell. I can tell. I loved it.
You're very sweet. You said some nice things. We think of your posterior. I think you're just what?
You missed that in the song? Yes, but don't think about it. It was at the end of it. It was hard to take it all in.
You want to hear that again then? Just think about it. Think through it. Kathy Raine's superior.
All of us are inferior. Her mental prowess titillates as we dream of her posterior. Kathy is the goddess of the universe. It's under its wonder, it's under its mind.
I am so happy to have my drums back in storage. Is that only 15 seconds? That's about 20. You pack a lot into it.
That's the 15 to 20 seconds. Yeah, the $100 jingle. You get about 20 seconds in that. But a lot of people on the Discord, it was fun.
I actually went into the Discord today and people were like, you can do some voiceover and dirty stories and stuff like that. I'm like, yeah, that's only 25 bucks. It's jiggas I'm just reading. It's just sexy.
It's sexy. It's sexy. If you hand you a script and you're like, all right, 25 or. Anybody else have anything going on out of the potato mayhem has gone insane?
No, no dirty, dirty sex stories. Remember when I was supposed to tell him that I didn't tell about Rich Will Steel? Yeah, we can do that story. Go.
Can you tell me the story for you to tell the story? Take the microphone out of the thing. We're going to have to do that. It's any metal that works in it.
Oh, for Uncle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, just to, yeah, that's, it's hunger. You have to actually.
Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Every time I hunger pulls a mic, it's going to break.
It's going to break a moment. So I forgot to tell one of the ritual skill stories for this year. Oh, cool. We talked about it last week, but I went, and as I'm walking up, I see someone, I recognize this.
Where do I know this person? And she walks up to me and says, don't you work in my office? The job I was at for like eight months, that top point I'd been there for like six months. So I was like, oh, yes, I do.
I was like, why are you here? So you do this too? I was like, oh, no, I'm here because my fiance is doing tech. No, her fiance is dad is actually the person that the people at Ritual Steel and Edgewalkers compare me to as far as the crazy stuff I do.
Oh, wow. So that was odd, but cool. I got to know her a little bit better, and that was kind of nice. So we're talking at the office earlier last week before I leave, wrapping up some of my jobs, and she's in there with me because we're talking about a job that she had something to do with.
And for some reason, my boss is talking about getting tattoos removed because he wants to remove one and she's going to remove a bunch of weird stuff. Hunger can do it. He'll cut it off. I mean, he'll eat it.
No. But the boss says, I bet, Hunger has a bunch of, we did say, Hunger, but Hunger has a bunch of huge classic tattoos. And because she was at the hook pole, which I do shirtless, she just starts laughing, and then she goes, you know, I really don't know. And then walked out.
So she handled it well, but it was just moment of, where's this going and how do we respond to this? That you never know when that's going to happen. Suddenly somebody from work is there. Yeah.
Yeah. That's not the first one I had to show up at an event. Wow. Hunger.
Hunger's a perv magnet. That's what he does. He just draws in the perverts. Or he just chooses jobs at places where there's perverts.
Yeah. It's true. And then we do a solstice thing this week, and that was very fun. Did you light a u-log?
Yes. Not a u-log, but we lit logs. We lit logs. And we lit Dell.
Dell was the u-log. Dell looks up. That's very good. And I get some piercing to draw blood because you do that at the plots.
So, they're good. Wow. Well, that is a good story. Cool.
Very, very good. And now the mayhem and stuff is, oh, both then? No? Yes?
They're trying to fix the mic. Oh, they're just fixing the mic. I thought they were going to head something to say. Yes.
So I got turned into a birthday cake. I got needles in my shoulder, and then we put candles in them and lit them. And they were the ones that you were like trick people with and blow it out. It was windy out, so it had to be those actually.
Right. Yeah, probably. I'm like, I have fire shoulders. And it's baby happy.
Someone else with the first one like, I want to do that. You're like a pony-taw. Kind of, yeah. Yes?
Yes. A little horse and Pokemon home for it with flame. Are you still playing that game? Other things of, let's see.
You know they still play baseball, Kathy. It's been out since the 18 fucking hundreds. Are you comparing Pokemon to baseball? Yeah, it's very entertaining.
No. Of me, mayhem. I have a phone again, so yeah, not sad. Yay!
Yay! That was a prospective new play partner of Yay! Yay! Have you put a finger in them?
Jolly Ranchers. What cop? What flavor? Grape and apple.
Big bad one and they had one, so we traded them back and forth. Me likey. I like it. You know what?
What? What do you get this stuff from? Well, they traded you back. You bet.
You put one up your ass and one up there and then they kind of started into each other's buttholes. Jolly Ranchers aren't that long. No. You got to be accurate.
The original Jolly Ranchers were. Remember? They were these big long flat sticks. Oh, that's your number?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it wasn't the round ones. It was like the flat, like it looks like a normal candy bar. Like, they were only like maybe four.
Not enough for flat ones. I'm going to want the cops and you have to get up to go to the mic now. They don't really make those sticks anymore because people are making chips out of them. Much like candy canes for this time of year.
Oh, yeah, that's right. You can lick it and then it's a knife and you can stab that. Remember the last time I didn't shit a candy cane. I mean, you got it, you know?
This is just a thing. You got to suck it until it's a fine little one. It's a fine point and then stab somebody in class. You're going to the EO.
That's fun. That guy helps you do with mental release. I'll check on the motorbike. Now we're better protect you from the King Shaming World.
For your peace of mind, please know that the other of every post we talk about has specific ly granted as permission to do so. And you know what, Boogie? Kathy punished my balls. What?
Sorry. One minute you don't want me to flick your knife out. I was just giving a pre- We want her to protect them and make sure they're not cancerous. Wait a minute.
I sense shenanigans. Red power to give with mental release. Yes, Kathy, can you please read that post again? Now that we made some significant edits to give her to the wireless mic sound that is familiar.
Why trust Tom Hanks wrote a post called Why the Right Kinds of Punishment Feel So Good? And he says, Some people think that punishment is a way of imposing control. These are the folks who hear the word authority and think finally a way to do whatever I want without being told no. The pathetic would be doms who figure King is a convenient shortcut that lets them escape that pesky business of learning and respecting how other people work.
Good punishments are created for and with the person being punished. Ideally, your punishments will make you feel loved and more accepted than you've ever been before, which is why the bad kind of punishment can feel so awful. It can be a kind of heartbreak, a betrayal from the person you most needed to trust. The language of King is a language of intimacy.
The things we do are scary because they open us up to others in ways that put us at active risk. When you violate that intimacy, you risk damaging your partner's ability to open up again, not just to you, but to anybody. I am. There's definitely some thoughts.
And I noticed in reading a whole post, the poster was going along more the lines that punishment is always in some sense enjoyable. And that it can be. He said that it can also be a fun thing at some point. Yeah, and I think once again, this gets into like that dynamic of what is punishment, what is the purpose of punishment, what is the characteristic of the dynamic.
The characteristic of the dynamic of the partners. And then kind of that overall goal because of course, if you're in the lifestyle for any amount of time that you surely know the whole brat giving a little tease or doing something bad so they can get a little spanking or punishment. And that's, you know, they call that punishment. And we're very used to that.
But then when you get into some of the a little more intensity in that DS relationship, punishments can actually have the goal of look. I am really bad about this behavior, that behavior, that behavior. And I want to trust my dominant to correct that behavior. And of course, I loved in the post word said no matter what the punishment is, it should be something that's negotiated.
These are the consequences that you're going to have. And some of those when you start getting into those types of things, those punishments are not fun. Those are not enjoyable. Those are not things they are things you want to avoid, which helps you change kind of the behavior.
Yeah, he does. It's a longer post very well worth reading if you have time and he does break it down into different kinds of punishments and says there's all the way from this is the fun kind and we're all giggling and having good time to I'm actually being disciplined for something. And I did or didn't do. He says, but it doesn't matter in any case along that spectrum, whatever you do.
He's right when he says that punishments are created for and with the person being punished. Absolutely. Because if you don't do it the right way, it's such a volatile area that you can really harm somebody. For instance, if you punish me and you yell at me, it's game over.
I crumble like a little kid and I will never want to play with you again. And if you didn't take the time to understand that or to ask me beforehand, you've just created a massive rift between us that I don't think I could ever overcome. Because you are approaching, how can I continue to trust someone who approached a very dangerous and tricky area without any preparation? If you don't understand what damage bad punishment can do to you, then you shouldn't really be getting into an intense power exchange with somebody.
I think as far as punishments are concerned, and if you're new, there's a fantasy version and that's why we have a show and that's why hopefully people get in the community. It's so you can hear the message that the fantasy of punishments is always, it always works out in your head. The bottom does something naughty and you're like, I'm going to correct this behavior and you're going to do all these things and they're going to say, thank you, master. I needed that so bad.
The fantasy is very real, but when the rubber hits the road, there are so many chances for it to go bad and make it unsexy. You have to get into that conversation. If you just take that risk, there are so many thousands of ways because most of us understand punishment. Most of us were kids and we were punished by authority figures in one way or the other.
Whether it was physical, whether it was verbal, whether it was manipulation, whether it was passive aggressive, there's a million ways that people are programmed to negative reactions. And there's a million ways that we can be programmed to positive reactions. And I think it's really, man, I don't do punishment, punishment with any partners. I have no real punishments.
If somebody says, I need help going to school or all the things that I've coached partners through and mew and stuff like that, there is no, I do no physical punishment. I do know if you don't do this study, you're going to get 20 swats with a hairbrush that you don't like or I do not do that because A, I don't connect to the commitment and consistency that you need to go that road of behavior modification. And I also don't feel because of my past that it's anything that I enjoy. But I think that you should clarify because I know you don't punish, but I do know that there are consequences.
There are absolutely consequences. Okay, maybe I should have said physical punishments. I don't do physical punishments. And I don't really, other than denying play, like I'm not going to do this thing you like.
I'm not going to cook dinner or I'm not going to put out effort for you because you have things that need to be done first. But I've never really had even, I've never come across a scene. I mean, I've dragged me out of bed more than one time by the foot to get her. To get her steady.
To get her steady. By the foot. I mean, I like the foot. The same foot I use when I grab people to molest them.
You should just leave it with one foot and hang out. No, you just be like, you're getting out. You're like, ahhh, ahhh, and I'm like you're going. Like, ah, clawing at the pillow.
And then there's certain things like I have a spray bottle filled with rubbing alcohol and I like the torch and she didn't like that. She's like, ahhh, get up. But as far as like, no, you're going to get this punishment. There needs to be a consistency with that because just like anything if it is not fun punishment that you're doing to actually address and discipline of behavior in the hopes that you will modify that behavior make a positive outcome for the bottom.
The same rules apply to that as it doesn't parenting. You have to be consistent. You have to be disciplined and consistent. Otherwise, you will not affect the behavior because the person trying to get out of the behavior is going to manipulate you right the fuck out unless you're consistent.
And I'm just not that consistent. It's just the bottom. I just want to admit I'm a lazy guy. I am lazy motherfucker.
At least you're honest. I just don't have that level of commitment. I'll drag you by the foot. Make a bunch of jokes.
I'll roll on top of you and sing good morning songs that make you want to kill yourself. To make anybody good morning. So annoying. And she'll study.
So there are consequences. That's punishment. Fine. I will study for the I'm you have to say that's not a punishment.
But I'm not kidding. Just because you're not bending someone over in the spanking them doesn't mean you're not punishing them with your voice. Say it into physical punishments. Anybody you want to weigh in?
No. Okay. One second. Oh, Dale.
Yeah. The thing is I'm much more in the camp of positive reinforcement than punishments. Like I don't like being that kind of mean or level of mean. So I'd rather much more of if you work for 30 minutes or like per 30 minutes, I'll get you a unit of candy.
I was like, no, like you get five spankings for every like line you're behind like I can't. Now then it once again, that's where we've now gone into the discipline for serious discipline power exchange. But there is the fun discipline. And I think you're gonna get a spanking.
Oh, please threaten me with a good time or you're gonna I just gave that like an actual yeah, I do the harsh ones. Yeah, I do the harsh ones. I think the off the cuff. Do you do the fun ones though?
Like the punishments, right? I totally see Dale doing fun. Yeah, he's a funny spanking kind of guy. He's a captain.
He's a great post. I love it. He's absolutely right. It's just one of those areas that not too many people think about especially new people.
And yet is one of those just areas that can go so horribly wrong so fast. Because even if you weren't punished as a kid, you're still in positions where an authority figure humiliated you treated you wrong. Sure. Didn't explain things properly and it is a scarring event.
And that gets brought to the forefront the minute somebody as when you're an adult punishes you without discussing it with you. So to recap, if you're going to do some sort of punishment for discipline or behavior modification, sit down with your partner. Set a goal first. What is the goal?
What are we trying to accomplish? Whether it's changing behavior or getting into school or whatever the hell it is, getting a job whatever. Set a goal, set up your consequences, negotiate those consequences that it will never not be these consequences. These are the consequences that you said I will tolerate this and this will help motivate me.
And discover what your, discuss what your trigger points are, what are your areas in which, and most people do know those like me, I know that if you yell at me, I'm gone. And you can, there are definitely going to be areas that you don't even realize until they happen. They went wrong. But no, what's wrong?
No. Oh, you were looking at me really? No, no, I was just, I did. Yeah, you had that weird ride I look like.
Thinking about you jerking me off again. Yeah, with the glove. I will get you a glove. Get me a glove and some lube.
Can I get you a glove and then lube and then I just put myself in the other glove? What? You've never masturbated into a glove just to do it. Why?
I guess not. You don't have a dick. Okay, why am I talking to a guy like a bro? Really?
You ever jerked off into a sock, Kathy? It's just so much easier. I've actually never done that. You've never done that?
No, I don't think it's as good. I'm bare hand. I don't have time for lubes and stuff like that. It drives me into every now and again.
But it's bare handed. No, just yeah, I do with creative explorer, but then he'll take over and finish himself off and he'll say why this shit off because I don't need to get myself. That's weird. You're gonna wear it.
Hey, everyone has their thing. Yeah, they ever stuck your dick between two mattresses? Just my dick. You suck your dick.
Two mattresses. I think you're crazy. You crazy? Well, you know what?
We're gonna move on. We're gonna move on to Dell's section now. Are you ready? I'm ready.
I probably should be that excited about it. And now it's time for Discord Dell. That was new jingle. This jingle sponsored you by Headway.