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Welcome to the Cyberpunk Lorecast, where we brave scanning the net to find all the deep history and lore of Cyberpunk. I'm Toasty, a fixer that's new to Night City with a desire to jump into the details of this greedy setting. And I'm Genesis, an old school media tech with a love of character deep dives. Together, we will bring you the foundations of the past, the state of Night City today, and the news of the future.
We've got incoming. Let's Delta. Welcome back, tunes to another episode of the Cyberpunk Lorecast. I'm your girl, Genesis, and with me, as always, is Toasty.
Aloha. Hello. You know, I'm pretty sure that we have a scream sheet that we've been intending to look up, but haven't actually gotten to. And part of that is my fault, because the notebook that I keep next to my desk of scream sheets and that I've used for the last four years of podcasting all my notes, my cat decided to spill wine on it.
So yeah, I've been trying to dry out my pieces of paper. Yeah, I can't even remember what it's supposed to be if there was. I think we addressed it. I think we had one, but we kind of addressed it in like last week's topic, I think.
So unless there was another one, I think we're okay. Okay. Well, my brain was in that notebook, and now that notebook is not as viable as it was, so. Yeah.
So, well, I do know without having a look at a notebook that we are still talking about Patrick. Yeah, but we will be wrapping it up today. This will be the final Patrick came episode. So if anyone who's tired of hearing about Patrick, at least he has something to look forward to.
Patrick and part three, at least there's not going to be a part seven, you know, we can't do that. I can't even think of anything in Cyberpunk that would require seven parts. That would be so much. Maybe if we did one on every quest and mission that V goes through like these entire storyline.
Yeah. Yeah, I think that would probably. I think we're going to do that though. No, we still don't have to get to that.
Yeah, let's recover every more topic there is. And that's all that's left before the next Cyberpunk game, but I don't think that I think we'll get the next Cyberpunk game before we have that problem. So we at the very least will get the new Netflix series before we run out of topics. True.
I want to use on that because I'm just excited about that. I did such a good job as runners. They're going to emotionally cripple us and devastate us and yet we're going to be gushing about all the accolades at the same time. It's going to be awful and amazing at the same time.
Yeah, sounds about right. Okay, so let's get into this one. We've got our round three of Patrick and to talk about because there's still more lore, still more locations, still more subsidiaries, a bunch more that we have to get through. Yeah.
So today we'll kind of be wrapping everything up with essentially what is the long list of Patrick Kim's assets, so facilities and other things. But we're going to start off here with the petrokin headquarters. So Patrick Kim's world headquarters complex is on the outskirts of Irving, a Texas corporate suburb in the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex just a few minutes drive from downtown Dallas. I know where that is.
I've been there. So that's easy enough. God, I hate driving in Dallas. It's awful.
Their streets are weird. Dallas sucks. I'm going all kinds of like, I'm going to be so upfront here. If you live in Texas, there's a good chance that you hate Dallas unless you live in Dallas.
It's about the only people that like being in Dallas. Oh, I fully understand that, especially because when the lore is in a place that we know in the real world, we are totally allowed to judge and throw shade at it. Yeah, I mean, people are going to be thrown shade when we get to the very end of this document and we mention a certain thing. But I guess you have to wait and see.
Although, maybe people have some guesses. But anyways, the buildings are relatively recent, having been constructed to replace the old Parker petro chemicals headquarters in 2006. So of course, this is this is still more from the 2020 books. So the timeline is being framed around 2020.
Many of the Metroplex is once proud corporate sectors have fallen on hard times since the death of the American petroleum industry. The old oil company buildings have been leased piecemeal, sold or just left to decay. Some areas still thrive, but most of the new buildings belong to agro-corps and foreign high-tech corporations. Right.
The petrochem headquarters complex is really two separate towers connected underground. The towers are angled slightly towards one another with the main faces designed to create the illusion of a reflection. That actually sounds kind of cool. I want to see this.
A mirror image pattern of alternating rows of reflected and tinted windows helps to complete the illusion. Even the company logo is mirrored imaged on the towers. There is also a large reflecting pool in the plaza in front of the buildings. Okay, this does sound really freaking awesome.
The overall effect is quite striking. At night, powerful floodlights shine straight up from the roofs of the towers, reaching into the night sky, over Irving. The two buildings are called Tower 1 and Tower 2. Also, DMG, a picture of what that looks like.
Not a full, I guess it's not a great full image, but it kind of gives you the idea. You can see the reflecting image there. Yeah, this is really cool. Some fancy, some fancy, fancy designing shit, I guess.
Anyways, the company owns several acres of land around the towers and the complex stands alone. Although there are several nearby industrial buildings, the nearest tower of any size is a kilometer away. So funny thinking about Texas and being a kilometer, the same kilometer is like, I guess the metric finally took over, the Cyberpunk universe. That's a great question.
Did? Well, and especially because Texas is its own Confederacy, they don't have to follow by, like, Nusa ruling. I don't know if Nusa switched over or just the Texas Confederacy, who switched away from Imperial and switched to metric. I think I'll look.
I wonder if this is just more of a design choice as far as like selling to more than just an American audience. Granted, that's funny that they're making those T&D still does things by feet. It's kind of funny to me. But Tower 1 on the left is the actual corporate headquarters with the executive and board offices, the military command centers and the liaison offices for all of the company branches and subsidiaries.
Tower 2 contains the headquarters for the subsidiaries, a continental agriculture and petro-kim oil technologies, and the regional office for Zoma Pharmaceuticals and a few other large subsidiaries. Okay, that makes sense. You went to corporate headquarters to also contain your subsidiaries and everything like that. I was like, this is making me think of the fucking like the KitKat commercials because they have like, yes, no, not KitKat, not KitKat.
Sorry, twice. The twigs that you really have left, twigs and right, twigs. Yeah, but like they're just like the factories or whatever on each side. So, I'll take it up.
Oh, man, those were good commercials. I liked those. They were funny. I think they're still keeping that bit, right?
Like if you buy it, twigs doesn't usually say like on the wrapper, like left or right or something. I can't remember it. I had one this morning, it didn't look. Well, next time you have one, you'll have to look and remember and see if you like left or right better.
Okay. Okay. Other towers are similar in interior decor and layout. The lobbies of the two buildings are almost identical.
Each is a wide recessed entrance and is each high-ceilinged and painted and carpeted in light airy colors, photos and paintings depicting old West and oil business history line the walls. And there are scale models of petrochem ships, oil platforms and two, two refineries. Okay. That sounds so fucking Texan and it's ridiculous.
It makes sense. I mean, it's from Texas, but it just sounds so Texan. I'm rolling my eyes for the listeners. And I can be, I am from Texas.
I can be this critical on the Texan culture. Okay. Don't nobody come at me. Nope.
Now, moving on to Zoma Pharmaceuticals, the Zoma Pharmaceuticals headquarters is located in Night City where the subsidiary was founded. The building is a relatively small, black and white four-story structure and in an office park in South Night City. The building sits in a fenced and patrolled area, all of which is off-limits to anyone not wearing a Zoma or petrochem ID or carrying a badge. Three hundred people work at the Zoma headquarters, two hundred researchers and technicians and one hundred management staff and security.
There are always 22 troops on duty in the building, four in the lobby, six patrolling the grounds, ten patrolling the building and two at the gate. More troops can be called up within a few minutes. The interior decor of the building is extremely stylish and high-tech. All excesses tightly monitored.
Facilities include an infirmary, armory, security center, cafeteria and labs. And there is always an osprey on call on one of the two rooftop helipads. Wow. Okay.
So in order to have two helipads on one rooftop, this is a very big building. Like that's... Yeah. It may not be very tall because four stories is pretty short, especially from Night City.
But it's got a very wide footprint. I thought this is referred to as relatively small. So I don't know. I guess the thing is, I wonder, because there's obviously there's helipad standards for modern, I think, I guess whatever you don't have things that have helicopter blades most of the time, right?
Because normally, most things don't. They're usually like AV standards, right? Like as far as Night City goes. So I imagine those can land a lot closer together than the risk of having to have to fly too close.
True. What does it osprey? Osprey is an actual modern aircraft, right? That I don't know.
Aircraft. I know it's a part of... Yeah. But...
Oh, okay. That's what I was imagining it was. It's like a plane, more like a plane style. It has a wingspan.
It has the two helicopter blades at the end of the wings at the tops. So they're a lot more maneuverable with that design though. So that makes it easier maybe to have it in closer quarters. Okay.
That makes more sense. Because I was thinking straight up helicopter landing and those take a lot of space for safety. Do we see any? Do we see any straight up helicopters at that point anymore?
I guess not. But yeah, no, I don't think we ever really see them. But I don't live. I don't actually live in 2077.
So I don't always think of their technology first when I picture things. Yeah, it's fair. It's not like a judgment. I'm just like, I was trying to think of like if we saw a straight up helicopter or something really akin to it in 2077, I just I don't remember anything.
So I guess maybe not. I was trying to think of like the when we meet up with President Myers at the end of Phantom Liberty, if we do the Solomon side of things, I know they have a ton of aircraft that landed, but I don't think there was any helicopters in that either. I think it was just much AVs and I feel like there was also a really big plane. Yeah, I can't remember this.
It's been a minute. All right. So we do have more to talk about about their farms and I will go over that. Petrochem has huge firms devoted entirely to the cultivation of T Megazuvius for Chiu II.
Farms can cover thousands of square kilometers with buildings concentrated in a few scattered locations. The huge fields are crisscrossed with paved roads, dirt service roads and irrigation ditches and pipes. Most farms have a remote outpost for every 100 square kilometers of field. Remote outposts have small security squads, usually no more than five to ten men.
Monitoring the posts, huge silos for harvested grain and a garage for the automated combine harvesters, tractors and grain trucks that run in the area. And facilities for the workers that have to operate and service the machinery. Each farm also has a command center which coordinates the planting, pest control, harvesting and transport duties of the remote outposts. Having a command center on your farm just seems so crazy to me.
Hey, can you just call it a ranch? Like that's what it is. That's a really big farm. So funnily enough, not a ranch.
I think it's a term that's used more loosely nowadays, but a ranch is Ammonol's farm is plants, almost a plant that I'm not to. And then I guess I did anyways, so whatever. Okay, that is valid. But the ranch house isn't, well I guess that's where the people live, right?
The owners and whatnot. This is not an area of my expertise at all. Yeah, I mean, because I think they still call it a farm house too, whenever it's on a farm, ranch houses and ranches or whatever are typically, this is from my experience in Texas where, hey, also a lot of those, it is essentially generally, it's either devoted to actually being a ranch and normally like cattle because it's usually go to, or it is just a bought out like certain number of acres for a millionaires or billionaire to buy, put a big expensive ranch house on it with stupid shit in it, like a fucking chandelier made out of antlers, which is something that I have seen before because my mom's ex boyfriend worked for a billionaire oil guy and he was his head ranch like manager. So I was there a lot and saw a lot of dumb things and it's generally just that and they just go out there and shoot deer.
That's pretty much it or go fishing. Just a big area for them to shoot deer and go fishing is usually how it is. Or oil, there's a lot of oil like they get to have on ranches in Texas. So yeah, it's dumb stuff.
Yeah. Okay. So Command Center is a better wording for this, I guess, than rather than like house because I would assume that the people, yeah. I was, I feel like honestly, at this point with how their, the setup is and how honestly I have to imagine military's, they make things even for people that aren't military.
I imagine that the places that they stay are more like a barracks than anything else. But on the other side of things, we have the refineries, which might better be referred to as fermentaries. The name refineries is applied to all of the huge fuel processing stations, whether they use meat or oil. Fineries are huge structures with tank farms, refining towers, sumps, pumping stations, yeast farms, fermentation bats, filtering arrays, catalyzing tanks, power plants, furnaces, and docks, all connected by thousands of miles of pipeline.
So see, now we have miles of pipeline, whereas we had square kilometers for the farms. That's where the change up makes me confused. Don't ask me what any of those fucking things mean because I don't know anything about, I even, I read sumps and it was fun to say it, but I don't know what that is at all. Now, most of the petrocomms refineries are seafront to facilitate the loading of refined Chiu-Chiu onto the tanker ships and submarines which carry it around the world and to minimize the overland travel of the precious oil recovered by the offshore drilling rigs and SDPR platforms.
These huge oil terminals and docks require even more personnel. The oil terminals are huge peers built several hundred meters offshore. So now we have meters in relatively sheltered shallow water. The peers are connected to land by elevated roadways and huge pipes.
Tankers and submarines can heave to the terminals, boat or unload grain, oil, and Chiu-Chiu. I know in theory what a bunch of those things are, but in actuality, no. So same boat. Yeah.
And I don't know if our boat travels in miles or kilometers. So I think I think nautical miles. I wonder if is there nautical kilometers? I don't know the answer to that question.
But I know that as far as like sea travel, it is usually gauged in nautical miles, which I think is not as long as an actual mile or is it longer than a mile? I think it's longer. The longer than a mile. OK.
But I could be completely wrong. One nautical mile is 1.15 miles. So yeah, it is longer. Not much longer.
Nautical kilometers. Oh, you know what? Might as well check. My branded Eli five.
Why isn't there a nautical kilometer? So I guess a nautical mile is a unit of length used in air, marine and space navigation. Wow. So yeah, there's no nautical kilometers.
It's only nautical miles. OK, we learned something today and now we will learn a little bit about the regional offices. Petrochem holds regional offices in cities across the world. Each of their office buildings has its own style of construction and decor.
Security arrangements and the company logo are the two things that change little from site to site. Major Petrochem offices can be found in New York, Washington, D.C., Miami, Chicago, San Francisco, Night City, Tokyo, London, Hamburg, Hong Kong, Paris, Rome, Sydney, and several other offices can be found in other cities. I was going to say one of these things stands out like as opposed to all the others. Miami, you don't hear we don't hear about places being situated in Miami a lot.
I feel like that's true. I wonder if it's why Miami is my Miami's coastal, right? It is. Maybe there's maybe there's the oil rig situated out there and I don't know if they do in modern day Miami.
I don't think so, but I could be wrong there. Is Miami on the both side or the Atlantic side? I actually have no idea. Florida geography, not my strong suit, literal opposite side of the country for me.
That's fair. And of course, you know, I live in Texas, which means I don't care about any other places I've protected. So that's a joke. I'm being sarcastic.
Oh, really? I can tell it. I don't give me please. I look, some pay the listeners might not know.
OK, you can never be too certain. It is on the Atlantic side. It's actually the tip. It's like the it's the furthest South major city in Florida.
OK. Well, thanks for looking at the geography of Florida for us. So now we know where Miami is located on that note. I think it's time for us to go to a quick little midbreak.
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Now we get into financials, which I'm sure will be fun, uh, investigative and not brought your brain at all. No, uh, as for resources, um, pressure camera ranks behind several other megacorps in size assets and overall value, but it's high to two sales and precious oil reserves, make it one of the richest and most important companies in 2020. It's only gotten more so in the later stuff. Um, the, we talked about it.
We talked about the weird food chain that is petrokin, the Debiotechnica and everything. Um, no, petrokin also owns more land and more vehicles than in many other corporations and maintains a larger armed forces as a number of diverse and widespread subsidiaries, including the powerful and wealth zoma pharmaceuticals and the vast continental farms at record. And that's the one that they try to keep secret, right? The continental farms.
No, that one, that one is the one that everyone knows about. It just created that one degree of separation so that they didn't, it wasn't petrokin directly selling food. The one that, uh, they keep a secret is, I think it was called good earth foods. Right.
Okay. Yep. So the corporate value and actual dollar terminology, petrocom's total value in assets is 381 billion with a B euro dollars, putting it in the numbers eight slot in C magazines index of the top 10 corporations. Here we go.
Another one to add to the list. If it wasn't Weinstein, to Maya, petrochem is aiming for a spot in the top five and figures that the discovery of a new, of a few new oil fields could give them the push they need. Petrochem needs an additional 50 billion in net assets to push it into the top five. But competition is stiff with several other companies, including Militech and sov oil in the running for the same slot.
And so of course, uh, by this point, because this is, uh, more so referencing, uh, this is pulled from 2020 more we know as of 2077, Militech has definitely surpassed into the top five. Um, they benefited quite a bit when they booted our Saka and then became the, the name brand for, uh, the new United States of America. Oh, petrochem's 380 billion overall evaluation is divided into a number of holdings. 160 billion represents the company's two two holdings and sales.
100 billion is various other real estate and durable goods, including the fleets and oil projects. 60 billion is the projected value of petrochem's oil reserves. 45 billion represents subsidiaries. 10 billion is investments and cash reserves and five billion is miscellaneous holdings.
Although petrochem has a smaller net worth than many other mega corporations. It is actually in a stronger financial position than several because it has no large banking arm and only a small share of assets are in the form of debts and liens held. Okay. So that makes sense.
Um, because a lot of our Saka's money is because other people owe them money and they get an interest and things like that. But petrochem gets it because they actually have a produceable good. All right. Now, petrochem is a public corporation with 402 million shares of common stock.
Petrochem stock fluctuates in response to the two two harvest, the state of relations with soap, soap, oil, discovery or depletion of oil reserves, the fortunes of its privately held subsidiaries, Zoma, continental, aquacorp, things like that, and other market forces such as the NUS and EEC prime rates and national and worldwide military and economic tensions. So I can very much see how the state of the world and the two two harvest would affect them. It's believed that a major oil find might cause the stock to increase dramatically and possibly to split. And many investors are staking fortunes on this.
The current stock price is 110 E.B. per share, which I guess is a lot. I'm not sure stonks over the past few years. The price has fluctuated between 79 and 120 Eddies per share.
The all-time low came in 2010 after defeat at the hands of soap oil when company stock traded for 52 euro bucks per share down from the pre-war high of 99. Even these days, 10 years later, war speculation is enough to cause the stock to tumble. Yeah. So just for reference, using the stats of a company that fucking sucks and should die in a fire, Tesla stock currently is 349 per share.
OK. So if that gives you a reference point on what 110 is like, and of course, Tesla is the richest company in the world at the moment. So a relative oil company is like BP oil. Where are they at right now?
Because they also went through some some drama. 29.76 per share. No, OK. Great.
OK. Let me say what is a let's say shell PLC is 66.62 USD per share. Chevron is 142 per share. Exon 108 Conoco 92.
So BP is not doing well. But all these other ones, these other like fuel companies, it's kind of kind of generally ranging around the same with some doing a bit better than others. So yeah, I guess it sounds about like, right? For a pretty pretty good amount.
I don't know. Now, as for human resources, Petro Kim and its subsidiary is employed just over 400,000 people worldwide. 50,000 of these are armed forces personnel, 10,000 serve in various merchant marine positions, 40,000 work at Chutu or oil refining and or drilling facilities, 40,000 work on Chutu farms around the world, 20,000 agriculture facilities, 80,000 work as executives, researchers and staff at Petro Kim and the rest are scattered amongst various subsidiary companies and chains. 400,000 is a lot of people.
So they are definitely a large corporation. Mm hmm. Now, the company keeps a storehouse of other military material, including artillery, armored and unarmored combat vehicles, missiles and heavy weapons. It also has large supplies of general items, such as trucks, cars, computers, farm and security equipment and communications gear.
Aside from its potential military forces and secret agents, Petro Kim has black resources such as powerful viral agents that attack all strains of tea, mega-soovius and the Chutu fermentation yeast, saccharomyces, prestoni, courtesy of Zoma's groundbreaking work and the company's strong ties to biotechnica, Petro Kim also has access to a wide variety of chemical and biological warfare agents and combat drugs. So now we introduce the fact that there's two companies that could, that could kill Chutu at the drop of a hat. Wow. Okay.
That was a huge piece of lore just tucked away. Holy crap. Yeah. That's terrifying.
It's not even just the not even just the special wheat. They have something for the fermentation yeast too. Like this, like nobody is taking our our things or we will kill it completely. So that is terrifying.
Uh, bump up on the list of most dangerous corporations. Absolutely. Oh, wow. Okay.
So I guess that's also, you know, it's, it's a security thing for them. Like don't mess with us because we too could take everything out. It's a good protection. Damn.
Okay. On to subsidiaries. Petrochem's unifying corporate body is the petrochemical associates, international corporation, PAIC's corporate divisions include petrochem incorporated, petrochem petroleum technologies, petrochem Chutu, petrochem advanced fuel, Chutu technologies, the petrochem credit union, which I thought they didn't have a bank, petrochem chemical industries, and the petrochem to armed forces. Some subdivisions include the submerged drilling project, petrochem shipping, petro petroleum refining, petrochem farms, advanced fuel refining, special projects, advanced materials, alternate fuels, petrochem weapons, and petrochem lobbying and marketing.
I wonder if the credit union is just like, this is how we pay our workers and you have to go through our credit union in order to do it. I mean, that might be kind of the case or they, they tend to like have that. There's, um, there's one in Texas, uh, the TDECU, which is the Texas Dow employees credit union for the people who work at like the Dow plants. Uh, so, uh, yeah, I mean, some, some have done that.
I don't think, I don't think it's, it's not limited, uh, to just Dow employees. Um, but it is like that was the intention, um, for it. So, I don't know, I guess that, I mean, it would make sense of like, this is the easier way to play, play. I mean, probably play our employees, but pay our.
Uh, petrochem also has a large number of true subsidiary companies protected by the usual web of cross ownership and cross investment. Just a few of petrochem subsidiaries are Zoma farm of the Sooticles incorporated, true for you incorporated, sea rig incorporated, continental farms, agricorp, international good earth foods, which is the one we were, we were talking about before, international hydro technologies popping in pipelines, petrotech auto parts. Incredible. Loomis advanced electronic research, Moo Moo burger, Zany cola, Trini Fizz.
Yo, just don't mind me. I'm hungry, man. I just want to go out for some Moo Moo burger and Trini Fizz. You can jump in Zany pole on the way home.
Yeah. That's a really fun. Um, hydrochem incorporated, goment pharmaceuticals, sleep, keying mattresses, coal, our boy paints, coastal engineering and construction company, nano systems incorporated and the Dallas Cowboys football team. Wait a minute.
Pedro Pam owns the Dallas Cowboys now. Yeah. That's what I said at the top of the show. I said that they will mention the end or people talk shit because people always talk shit about the Dallas Cowboys.
Me as a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, I fucking hate them so much. This sucks up. Me who has never missed an episode of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader reality show. Yeah.
This, this, this, wow. Yeah. So I thought that was really funny. I was going through this and just saw the final thing that they own the Dallas Cowboys.
It's so funny. Wow. I don't even think it exists anymore in 20, as of 20, 77, but clearly in 2020, they still had, they still had football going on. Right.
I wonder if DC now is like, if it's murder ball, if it's more high tech football, like we've talked about this. Is it doesn't football still exist, but it's now just cyber down? Yeah. Cause that was, that was murder ball, right?
Was was the football variant? I think so. Or was it the soccer variant? I'm going to go on to the wiki and I'm going to look at Dallas Cowboys and see what comes up.
I just need to know if I see Hawks still exists then. Metacord. I'm sorry. Who is this?
I have to look at this Jonathan Meta, I guess, founded Metacorp. It's also rumored to have been a member of the Rangers Delta Force, the pitman project, the the Medelline drug cartel, Disney corporation at the Dallas Cowboys. What the hell? Most of which is probably untrue.
It does say that right after, but I was just like, that is quite, it was quite a, a grouping of things to be to be a part of. I was very interested. Let me see. Let me have a look at murder ball.
Just report. Oh, how does murder in see nuke professional murder ball? Does it come up as an article on the wiki? So I don't actually know if that works.
OK, so I think this we can actually make into a screen sheet for next time about how sports works in cyberpunk and find out if the Dallas Cowboys and their cheerleaders still exist in 2077. Yeah. I'm now imagining what the kick line would look like with cyber legs. Jumping that high.
Like crap. I don't. There's a ball made out at that point. Yeah.
Cyber like kick a fucking football. The thing just explodes. Oh, yeah. See, Tosi's over here thinking about like the football players.
I'm thinking about the cheerleaders kick line, not kick off. Yeah, that too. They'd be doing some crazy shit. Those may have some crazy routines for.
I don't. There's a lot of mechanics and wondering how they work. Uh, I don't know. Maybe we'll make it a, a, a patron topic at some point.
Try to think of the mechanics of how, how it worked in like sports, super performances or whatever. Ring your sport variation into the world of cyberpunk and what does that look like? Yeah. OK.
All right. You know, unless we have anything else that we want to say about petrochem, I think this is a good spot for us to wrap up our conversation about this mega court. Yeah. Some shocking revelations have definitely happened over the last three episodes.
Uh, petrochem is not a good corporation. No matter how much they try to shine and put some stuff out there for PR related reasons only. Uh, so no, I still think I'm team biotekna. Uh, after all of this conversation.
Yeah. I'm team, I'm, I'm team six vacation day. Yeah. Although I might be team, MooMoo Burger.
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Uh, if you want to hear more from me, uh, you can check out the Witcher lorecast where we don't talk about cyberpunk. Uh, so you won't hear me talking about how Trity Fizz is the most popular soft drink in Night City, apparently. Uh, although they've been accused of having, uh, addictive qualities. Um, and I have some names of some flavors here that I want to read.
Okay. We got Trity Fizz Lightning, Trity Fizz Solar Flare, Trity Fizz, Elfline's Elixir. So it's associated with Elfline's online and it's Trity Fizz Blood Rain. Okay.
Um, I don't know if I want to try that. Solar Flare sounds kind of cool, but I don't know. You want to check out more about it? I guess check out Black Ground because that seems to be the book that comes out.
I think I have that book right here, actually. Um, so, uh, pull the source material. Uh, other than that, we shout out Miracle of Sound at the end of every episode and thank him for being awesome and amazing and allowing his music to be used. We use snips and clips of the neon red instrumental remix.
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