239 Name That Spank

for the podcast listeners are just tuning in this is the what is it the program a lot of the program a lot of the podcast and of your episode where uh... somehow lux is made it uh... reminded us that we all have to be wearing granny panties for the end of the show i'm the only one who is actually wearing granny panties under my because i wear all the time but now cathy we are all joining to you i feel very loved right now you are ladies and gentlemen and they as a person's could you put oni did you just grab your job i can't get a little bit of his granny panny something is hanging out of the side of sukini that's not you i got it it's gonna be that kind of show feels like i can't believe i actually i look over and i'm like wow tony's really sporting some fucking jug and i'm like wait a minute wait a minute that is an ungodly large object mail space i'm on the wondermill puts up with them jesus christ oh it's a dale dale well then this is the type of show we're gonna end a year for birdie podcast with i guess are you guys ready to do a show well let's do a show the following show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised and if you don't like it please go fuck yourself one two three four do you feel your sex life is quite scary i can't get the job desires might be strange oh fuck come and join the kicky world of play i'm gonna call her hello and welcome to the perverted podcast the show where we explore the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and perversion recording live in front of our perverted studio audience and donny fucking castle and die hey hello perverts hello perverts meeting i'm kellef I am kellef I'm boogieing over there we have al we have devil we have no we have fucking tony fucking tony we have mouth over there we have hunger mew and ela and of course uh we're here that's it that was it i was like thinking i was like on a roll i was on a roll oh my god this thing is kind of awkward actually take that fucking mask off i have a cold and i wanted to be respectful there's a panel that we're at that at a mask yes that would be amazing actually i throw that oh god damn i can't get over mew can you grab me that panie i will wear i will see if the thought i'm gonna take that thing on my nose how does this work no it's over your whole head wait we just had a pantler bandit yes is that better oh that sounds actually just fine yes but i'm like goggle i can't talk to you like that you're taking me seriously i think absolutely can i think isn't the quality isn't the quantity of my character enough to have you just be able to look past that i have grandma underwear on my face i'm not talking to you like why do i feel like a star wars character in this i literally i'm like that's a sanderson a sea world character a sea world character this is one year cathie one year on top of a year on top of it what is this like our fourth or fifth year we've done this and now we're here doing this with a room full of amazing wonderful people we have a really fun show ahead we're gonna talk about all sorts of crazy stuff i'm very excited because mew is finally back from her vacation everyone here ready to put us back on track take that thing off i am not talking to you like this band if you're actually wearing gray bangs on your crotch crotch is your idea no this was not my idea no it was not i refused to admit any culpability can i use them to wipe my runny nose with kind of sick that's why i had the mask because i had a clean x stuff stuff one of my schnaz's you know to get the drip and then the mask was over there like always just wearing a mask but it was multi-purpose now you're gonna drip on the crotch of your hair yeah absorbent i'm just gonna do this yeah that's that's good and then we'll sell it to hollywood daddy for 20 bucks hollywood daddy's not gonna want to smell yours not probably what we'll just tell him that it was on your post no buy it yeah he would he said he would kind of sit correct me what the fuck is he i don't know he doesn't listen to show him where does it come around i don't think he ever listened to the show he just used to come on the show now yeah so cathie yeah what's going on you were a little sick too i was sick after the podcast i went home next morning i woke up with a cold in a coffin so i spent the whole way i had to cancel my plans i couldn't see creative explorer it was just it this disambler has not been a good month for me no you've done all sorts of crazy crap but it did get better and then you went over there did you get a little deep i went i went to just have dinner with him you didn't give him a little hand job under the table and the major d came over and looked real judging said oh look at you pigs we have a corkage fee man a corkage face see would you like us to take out the cook would you like a wafer thin mint with your hand job sir that's wafer thin it's wafer thin we're sold that's true tell me please at some point you're i probably will take it up and i feel very comfortable in it now because i can see with both eyes and and i do feel that i can you know the sound quality is okay and i feel somehow i don't know i you know i feel like it's a whole new character for me i mean it's very mad max too kind of if they're like the crazy punk rock guy that was the boy bitch of of the other one yeah that's are you oh take pictures for everybody take a picture so the glisser's can see cathie what was even better and i know i don't want to blow us don't stay on back it's too many people they're just ungers not even on the mic he's just having a conversation giving him the mic if you want to talk did you have something to say okay okay but uh it was fun to have you back and obviously we're going to do some poetry and we're going to do some hikus and whatever and of course i wrote most of my poetry but just last night was was funny because you know she got home two nights ago and then the poem was written about her getting home and uh but it's funny i'm gonna go like i'm gonna go out and do a little walk you know because you know she lives on a boat so i'm gonna go walk and catch Pokemon look at you know the marina and it's late and she's tired because she's still you know kind of the time differences were fucked up and it was so sweet she had the sweetest little voice and i'm like well you know i know you're tired pumpkin it's okay you go to sleep i'm gonna go for a little walk and she goes but daddy what about anal and i go you're right pumpkin i'm gonna walk out of this room and i'm going to pretend to be a stranger and you should be on your hands and knees and then i come in and i'm like so what's going on in this room and she's on her hands and knees and i'm like pumpkin your pajamas are and she's all right wait go back out so i go back out and then just come back and wow what's in this room and there she is and so yeah in a position ready just ready just ready just and i said you know as shitty as some people may see my life is my life is pretty awesome you know it's hard to deny when you tell stories like that pretty awesome and then you tell the you know pissing your car story and everybody and everyone's back to wow yeah you're a piece of shit and then julim swing and then this it's see that's what that's what keeps people engaged is it's just a train wreck that literally i'm like a train wreck that's going uphill i'm an uphill train wreck like there's some sort of fusion that i don't even know what the hell it is and it's just constantly this ball of like twisted metal but somehow it's still just going up the tracks covering more land uh-huh and then and then another explosion and then something else cool in your life as long as a captionable picture you say my life is so awesome while you're wearing granny panties on your face in another pair kind of your shucks because it may seem like a train wreck because see that's the thing and i think that's what we cover on perverted podcast is that we strip away all the external things that people think are what make your life awesome but what makes your life awesome is the fact that you're around amazing people that you can communicate with amazingly that you can have amazing play with that you can explore yourselves that you can have that childlike innocence in in your your freedom to explore your partners and and not as a child you never yeah yeah i get it you get i'm not editing that out they fucking get it they fucking get but it's just great that we can just you know and that's what's exciting like i can sit here with the underwear and totally be serious with you well only because i'm i'm purposely not looking at it because if i had to look at you there's no way that would let you carry on that conversation was there anything else no what's going on is there anything else new's got the timer so she's gonna let us know uh gonna wrap us up quick all right if we're doing potato yes yeah we're potato man uh i want a pro session at a at a bingo raffle you want to you prolapsed at a bingo i won a pro session at sanctuary at bingo what is a pro session that you won like a session with a pro oh a pro session yeah a procession two words isn't a procession when there's like a bunch of people that come out or something exactly that's what i'm saying i thought you said a procession and i'm like what the fuck is he talking about i guess though you have to start an nc a pro session what a gap in the word but yes it's just lightly that's what she said oh that's just horrible lightly weird because it's my ex it's like oh hi oh you want a session with your ex yes that's nice oh we're still in talking pairs but they're just like well this is weird no don't be a reke don't you like xx you can't do that there and no okay well it'd be you hunger doesn't like xx did you not look on his face no i'm not an opinion ex it gave onto the microphone i think it's very no he's just tapping out um other potatoes of my mother gifted me condoms for christmas seriously yes and a joke or seriously um i think she did seriously and the pre-ambleer she gifted them to me last year she this year is like i'm never having sex again i'm like oh you gifted me these again it's like self-dicting condoms got it now were they good kinder with the best sex brand like it's the one that i'm like why do you know this i didn't tell you this you just guessed no i think you must follow you on social media or i have new stabbing ink from the owl very good very good and i went figure skating i didn't die i did come out of figure skating and i went again like i haven't gone in like a decade oh yeah you used to do that like actual so this was a week of you just winning stuff you won you won a pro session with somebody that you can take somewhere else and fuck can you no and i don't want to x it's his x man this is amazing maybe for you guys have all that chemistry that's built up and the other relationship doesn't work out but if it's amicable and you guys are still there and you're like but we still go session you don't do sex with those anyway i don't know i i've done pro work i'd like to say a type i'd like to say that that is not always true and happy and easy not be saying that what like no one's hired me there's a statute of limitations Kathy got to know it was a statute of limitations anyone else anyone else exciting things going on i got headbutted accidentally Saturday night someone watching us do a scene at where we got the party we were at i had her dressed up at the end like with a wearing a bunch of christmas lights in a sand i had that was too big for her and it fell off as well as walking around the door and i bent down to get it and some really eager young man who i think wanted to be helpful dove for it like i dropped a hundred dollar bill and like i know he's headputting me as i said that was wonderful did you foam at the mouth did you i don't remember wow doesn't remember much after that but you can tell was this a young guy yeah see you can tell like new in the dungeon so eager like oh i got to earn some brandy points i gotta be helpful because i was like that when i got to the dungeon and i'm like okay what was an opportunity to help where's an opportunity to help there it is yeah that was it and then you kill wow that's an awful pictures that what you look like with that thing i guess please take it off i actually like it now it's good oh and runner up this afternoon apparently with some miscommunication between me and the cleaning ladies about when they were coming which turned out to be the saffron wasn't when you were coming you think i'm now hiding behind the place you got dick was not in hand it very well could have been but i knew mail was coming tonight so no but all the gear and i mean all the gear was out in the spare bedroom in kind of halfway through the cleaning process and we're talking hitatis there's like oh and they're like ninjas there's a lot of them and they move fast right sure so they there's no hiding it i think i realize there's like one in there like cleaning and and i go in and i try to be casual conversational i realize she doesn't even speak english and despite four years of spanish i cannot speak spanish at all so you just know in her mind i'm just i'm just fast-forwarding to what the conversation in rapid spanish in the truck on the way out of here is but that's fucking pig yeah pretty much or hey you know good for him you know you would think as as people who are in the profession of cleaning a lot of people's houses and usually the people's whose houses they clean have enough money to be able to afford cleaners so they may have some disposable income and uh you got some toys you're gonna see toys you're gonna see dildos i'm sure they've seen it's like cops you know the shit cops have seen because they got to go in every house you know and they've fired apartment first responders you know they see all the doctors huh yeah i room doctors yeah yeah yeah extraction when they go inside your house they're not shocked they're not i mean i'm sure there's things that can shock them like if there's a guy with a fucking you know fucking a jar peanut butter with a fish coming out of his ass i'm sure that might be you know a new one to throw in the concert in the water cooler conversation later yeah that makes a difference and if it's yeah if it's a chilean sea bass then that's a freak but if it's just a brown trowel oh that was awful yeah that was let's just go to the next step all right that life is a monkey kooky nanny kinky blaze with no shortage of dog shot avatars and chicks would come over the face yeah they got groups and defense and shit like that if you're interested yay for your piece of mind please know that the author of every post we talk about it specifically granted as permission to do so this week we have a post by meat princess one can only get a scream i think it's right to the it's a fucking punch i'm a meat princess shower me with meat whether it's your meat or some meat or something hilarious about using that in that mail when i'm a meat princess hi my name's al i'm a meat princess i'm sure the meat in my face i'm sure there is a fettlife group for it they're probably al's meat i'm wondering if it's actually taken or not probably meat princess you know sorry we're not really making fun of your name right no i like the name meat princess it gets to the punch all right she wrote a post called i'm not ready to give the level of submission i want and she says my daddy likes meat fuzzy and natural i love the way that it turns him on but it makes me feel dirty and slutty and primal but i prefer my body shaved today after much deliberation i shaved my armpits and my legs and my pussy it felt good and i felt sexy and my body is my own and i absolutely love it and my daddy isn't upset with me and i'm not upset with myself i just realized that i relish in these moments of agency over my own body and i'm not quite as ready to fully submit as i once hoped but my agency is what makes my submission so special i have my own preferences for my body yet i still often choose his preferences because it brings me joy to give him power over my body and no matter how many times i take my body for myself as long as i love him i will always give it back to him for him to ring over you know what i've noticed that you can often tell when i'm gonna be done with the post because you immediately will go for the applause button but how do you know it's not like you can see what i'm doing and you don't know how i butchered this post it's your tone of voice catholic it is isn't it i have the same tone of voice when i finish a post i just realize that yeah fuck it's a little what are you gonna like try to fuck me up so i like me exactly girl and so we're going to end right here but first and then first and i hit the jingle and now it sounds like shit i just show some bad enough kelley isn't it good that i've learned to interpret your endings you know find that an entire show in monotone you know that's a l that'll be that's a horrible i mean i have to hire you to be the producer let just remind me to not in production and fringe on my stick he's mr monotone that's true the listeners would love to listen to an entirely monotone show i'm sure you even know i know that's a great you know out can you please send that idea to perverted podcast at fmail dot com at fucu dot com shut the front door sorry wow that's i've never heard you say something like that i've ever heard you say something like that well it's shut the fuck up i'd use this i heard it yeah poky master holly say it and it was funny oh another poky monster yeah but she's funny oh why is that holding the mic why is she's waiting to spring assault obviously obviously she's just waiting she's like get them in i just want you to throw a question mark on the teleprompter one time and let's see if kathy reads it like a question you know like i'm run burgundy god damn it you lost me man totally lost me he's basically saying if you ran away with question what's the thing we read them out you don't have to explain is joke that nobody got yes he actually does because nobody got it not just let it go just let don't hand it back to her everyone in the room got it except for you too you know that's sad you know you don't cathe which is upset you can go anywhere and be abused that's true but he's arid he should be making jokes that you and i can understand right till he likes to think he's he's a lot younger he's really like us he's a hipster i'm horribly immature that's my but that's what we depend on god damn it all right i like this post now that we have all decided that uh we understand kathy's gonna end a second or end a read so sad predictable let's be predictable i like this post and i chose it because it's very much how i feel i relish in my own agency over my life over my body and so i often have conflicts as i've talked about on the show often when it comes time to submitting and i have gotten it over i have gone over it over the years but it has been difficult so i can understand or 100 percent that you love both you absolutely love that it's your life and you get to do whatever you want and it can be hard but there is there's a great deal of enjoyment also in in giving over that authority to someone else that you trust now when you started that kathy um if you could favor me um did you have kind of the fantasy that oh i would like to try this 24 seven because i think a lot of a lot of people that um fantasize about submission or ds or ms they kind of come in and and they have like that kind of like oh how awesome it would be to just give myself for a year or whatever sign a contract for a year and get an ms or a ds relationship and just allow myself to be fully you know and it just sounds good in your head no and then you realize well wait a minute i'm not a 24 seven person like you clearly i know are not i never had any of the that i could ever pull that off did you want to see how much you could do i always i'm pushing it you know that i mean it sounds a little ridiculous to some someone else who has no problems with this but for me going from what you should just spend uh tuesday nights together and going from that to spending a weekend together was tough it was hard i remember when you did that the first time and you talked about on the show and you were like wow i don't know how this is going to work out and we did a lot of talking to prepare for that much of letting go and i think it's what's exciting about this is here's somebody that really in my opinion is doing it right and it's very fortunate that they have a dominant that understands that that there is a push and a pull and that you allow your partner to develop the the endurance to go a little bit longer and a little bit longer if that's what works out or you find out that you know what once or twice a week for a session of a few hours that's really all i'm capable and then i need to take myself back and i need to feel that i'm in control of my body and my mind and stuff like that it's very healthy and i think it's really it's really amazing to see that in in in so many different people i've really seen that in a lot of people where a lot of people they have ds relationships like myself and me or when we were with bunny you know more full-time or some of our other partners there's never really been a question of like we're working towards 24 because mujure the hell is not 24 7 so massive it's not just no 27 hour brad and just not but we have gotten to that point to where she has developed a really good chunks of time where she really does love to be in service and she really does love to kind of give up that control and there's kind of a push and pull and it doesn't happen it's not all the time like sometimes you're like like you when you went to your weekend you know the the big takeaway from that going into it was that we weren't going to put expectations on it and and you were going to allow it to kind of happen and to see how long you could go but if it only lasted a few hours right and he talked about that and i tried to i i attempt to restrict my expectations but they're always there and it's hard because i mean i like when she says i he wasn't upset with me and i wasn't upset with me that's really healthy i have a lot more trouble coming to terms with something i can't give him right makes me feel like a failure and i struggle with with pushing that aside so when i read her post i thought oh this this is how i wish i could be she she sounds a lot more balanced than i am and if you're not a temp and you read a lot of posts i've read so many posts where you've seen comments where people are downing themselves you know obviously it's shitty it's easy to see how shitty it is when a top is you know voices their disappointment you kind of write them off as just a douchebag but when you see the bottoms that are kind of beating themselves up you know that i can't be this level of submission or i can't be this amount of hours as a submissive and you're just like you you've just lost kind of that opportunity to really discover what you are capable of because you're so busy telling yourself what you're not capable of or what you should be capable of that you're not actually meeting your real self and maybe maybe one day your real self will be in a position to where you can take uh often entire week or a year or go into a full-time 24 7 ds ms whatever but unless you're authentic with yourself and that process and however long that takes you to get there and your partner can't it's not it's never gonna work it's just never gonna wear i've never seen an example of someone just well i'm just gonna kind of fake i'm gonna fake being a 24 7 submissive and see how it worked i've never seen one that's like oh yeah i just did this this is great fucking cool i love this then the side of their face is like i'm dead inside i just want to die fuck this motherfucker why am i doing this right so can i ask yeah are you ready to take that thing off your head i don't know just become so comfortable in it and i felt like we were having a good conversation i'm listening to what you're saying and right in the middle of the sentence seriously i see the fucking maroon colored panties and that's all i see and i like these one eye catholic judging a book by its cover can you please can you see me catholic will you see me i want to see you catholic hell no you know this is avatar catholic take them off i felt so safe and i'm fine you do not is this better now you look like a bandit covers my mouth it's still that is this good variation on like is this a good happy medium like uh the women can't show their face thing only it's boogie can't show his face this is my burka that is your burka wow it's a horrible burgundy burka take it off panty burka i like it all right fine oh thank god i just can't i feel like right in the middle of using some serious i'm gonna burst out laughing i just don't know it's not it's a pretty podcast for christ sakes what are we doing next catholic we're doing a high coattact we're doing a high coattact coattact because let's not forget it actually is pajama ronika just because a lot's told is that it'd be grand marotica well well what is the uh the first haiku cougars cougars del did you write one for cougars yes i did it del can you please go first yes give me a second scroll it's got a scroll okay are you there yes okay kitties with great titties used to smother the young pups they lure them to sex that's really really good good i also have many of the discord spook oh no no give us a quick discord cougar one okay i just have to make sure when i read them they're actually the correct five seven five i mean we have two i think okay right because ungramade one but it's neither of the themes i want to hear that one too i want to hear that one too i think this one is meat okay or the cougars meat red and white flesh juicy top with spices mouth salivating i cool attack how many years we doing this uh we've got ungars okay okay let's see what we can figure out i don't make hikus i just can't figure them out it's just well awkward i wouldn't expect anything else like if you would have just read that and not said that's from ungrew i would have said ungrew that's true is that ungrew god damn any others um give me one more from the discord no i believe that's all the ones for the kevin cougars i don't know clank clank of our heels dress clinging clinging seductively cougar on the prowl right what i want to unlock my phone hold on wait sorry okay so i did this like five minutes ago so it's not great but uh leopard lingerie tips so long they drag on the floor older than my mom yes i quit all right it's a cougar actually want me to mind you want to do okay here's mine a sexual sage benefits her young victims no the clit is here i cool attack true story by the way uh because i used to date when i was like like 17 19 years old i i dated women that were you know all like 12 17 years older than me and they that was the amazing part about dating someone older is because they were past their shit and they're like no no no you're cute you can fuck 18 times but clit the clit is here it's here and i'm like really god i would help me to know a long time ago no wonder women looked at me fucking like i was an idiot oh but because i was not that improved i don't know but i'm not wearing the panties on your crotch okay teeth bite down and stun hardbeats fast he's poised to run cannot move he's done hey cool it's a cuckoo just because i'm old that doesn't mean i'm a cougar i'm a cougar it's a cuckoo is a woman in a certain age bracket there's like the milf which is like what that's like 35 to 45 and then a cougar would be fire it's just do they have children okay so a cougar would be a great one no no i was like milf you're like 35 okay you have a kid younger than that yeah yeah so but cougar i thought was just like was 45 and up and that was a cougar let me get the del god damn it zebra labia come on mr google here about dragons a dress yeah i don't think the guy made a short film about it it's like basically hitting retirement homes those are called dragons yeah dragons link oh my god oh wait so oh good guys that go and pick up on much much much older people which one's again get denny's for the senior citizen dinner special back by 430 and that's amazing and by five hey if that's your hey look as long as we i only hope that everyone's getting it when they're 85 95 i only hope because you know because what i don't think there's that hope for us but it is kind of cool if you know this but there's actually it's a known thing there's been for years it's been s t d epidemics at retirement homes oh yeah because they don't they don't give a fuck about god that's still get it up right the 12 women he's sleeping with nice don't give a shindy one is hunger nodding his head vigorously you know about this ungerspens a lot of time a retirement homes hunger is the guy that can get hard you fucking animals the dragon slayer and it's the unethical orderly hunger hunger undersaking said so do you want the definition that the internet has given me yes sure um a cougar is 40 to 49 a jaguar is over 50 and a puma is 30 to 39 puma a puma a puma a puma p u and a type of cat i know it's a puma it's a thing the pumas like you some perverted male you better get it i love oh i love you not a nubs that was peep puma it was peep puma i love peep puma what's next yeah they're winning perverted male vice let's do that then did you just clean your nose with your granny panties now when that's like a handkerchief i got to put it like here it's silky like a handkerchief what are they called crevasse or you know someone is just a hanky just a handkerchief just a handkerchief oh boogie fluffy feathers rotas did you just love that maybe happy i go like meat princess and fluffy feathers like the names are the best this name please is owl because they were bird look at that male just male almost male just ripped over the my cable and now they're like okay now i'm like i know she's under knees apologizing too wow you could have really destroyed everything male oh my god you should really just face their tony and i really that's what i wanted to see i just wanted to see her oh he's spanking her real hard i just wanted to see her ass and if that's a way i can manipulate it it's not a that's beautiful he's spanking her yeah male it's okay i trip over shit all the time it was actually very sexy he's thinking about this he's just dildo wackener now any excuse gappy any excuse what we got for her mailbox she wrote us and says dear count boogie and the p p crew you place the shout out asking for pictures of our listeners so here is me from scotland it seems such a small thing for us to do to give you a helping hand not to mention i applaud you in an era where people are being dehumanized for your oh comma would be good dehumanized for your valium no i have so what people are being dehumanized for your value of people as human beings not just faceless entities behind a screen or listeners of your podcast well that's good it's very nice well for the real lot of pictures i were like 1314 pictures the school picture looks really good and for those that don't know um i have asked our perverted podcast listeners that are comfortable with sending a face pick no nudity no body no BDSM no not just a face pitch hi here's me so i can make a school a pervertive podcast school photo that i can then look at and see that i have actual humans listening when you're creating when i'm creating when i'm doing something i do i have it on my desktop and i kind of look at it and i go okay these are the people that i'm doing this jingle for and they're actually real people because i'm you know like i said i you know recently i've been at that point to where you see numbers and that's it you know and that's it that's all you get you see numbers and a couple emails which are wonderful but you know it's putting a face to you know that and it's working it's actually been it's been really nice because also sin is my alibi i wrote in and said dair's kathy and boogie this is the Danish janny pants girl tuning in for yet another praise of your continued hard work in general awesomeness well we're just that is a nice thing i've ever i am general awesomeness that's more sergeant awesomeness she says i love every second i get to listen in on these serious discussions or the whackadoodle nonsense concocted by you wonderful folks and she is whackadoodle the last word back and word because it describes us yeah there's whackadoodle oh my god she says just testing out all the clown laughs see which one hits clean yourself with your silky hankership ah yeah wipe your nose she says you make up a love dish best served whenever and wherever you need a little pick me up well that's that's not the most poetic thing i've ever heard i don't know what that's we're all you love it and she says your show continues to make me laugh out loud smile and not maniacally at things said and advice given despite the strange looks i gather in public and finally she says boogie fuck the world you are a rock star ukulele and all a little bed wedding doesn't change that thank you for my validating i appreciate very much would you like to hear ukulele jam that i did in the in the car sure here here it comes i made an erectile dysfunction jingle ukulele jingle that was in the car in the car that was in the phone so you're right i do it was cold yeah it's cold i'm like i'm doing a jingle ukulele and the morning marks are cold i got a new ukulele that's for sure uh she finishes by saying cathy here so hoping your uterus will stop fucking with you soon i feel like she should be on your side but at least you have the rest of us and creative fastick i think that's got to be his new name fastick is the greatest name that i've ever heard in my life hey what's up there creative fastick you look really good i think fastick but it's creative fast no deck is quite fast and quite creative i do appreciate it here's a photo of me and my silly pink kitty jammies i hope it serves its purpose many ghostly hugs to you all from cold scandinavia ah scatcy we are we're like world world man world man we're world man we're like all over someone asked about the map yes someone asked about the map i'm sure that'll come up in another one but it's like i'm like well it's in storage you know it's a big map it's amazing now who sent us that was like that's coming up next week yeah okay that's good really so many emails i can talk about you know before you have from 1988 and it's still got like the soviet you can see the leningrad you know it's right there uh didn't really jol right as long called leningrad billy joll yeah probably yeah we just look at ungrin all of a sudden ungr because he's like music did he is it yeah del del's gonna look oh yeah hey i don't remember but there's a really good band called leningrad if you haven't checked them out is that an EDM band oh is that an EDM type it's actually a russian band oh nice like the red elvices myself the red elvices i've heard of the red elvices it's a russian elvices impersonation band isn't it or something yeah russian rockability chirby band yes they never get look at that i don't know what we were just talking about i don't we were just talking about pro how do you get to the pervertive podcast discord because i sure the fuck no no you go to our website and there's a link you mean the pervertive podcast website yes there is scroll down and it's a website it is talk to go daddy today about that please go yeah so it's working again we're not something to avoid no it's still it works just okay it's awful but you know it's a template web you know it's awful it's awful well it's there and they hit the link and go to the discord so you can go down that um we had some theory crafting of you could do steampunk dalification with wind up butt plugs and just talking about that okay so yeah yeah yeah wind up butt plugs i haven't seen one of those that would be a matter so i was like that sounds interesting um what would you make i guess you could do that yeah you could just weld you could just weld it ungr I look at ungr for these things you know what i'm doing what do you think how would we make a wind up but like i said you could do some sort of clockwork piece that has different lengths like cams on it right so it's actually semi vibrating while the oh okay well they're twisting it yeah well they're doing it and twisting slowly like a music box see that's cool see and here's the thing how the um you can get like i have a lot of the ebay butt plugs that you can get the jewel butt plugs and they're only like literally like three five bucks on ebay you can get them but they're not actually steel they're actually cement that's covered with like an elude you know kind of dipped kind of dip so they can scratch if you drop them they'll scratch and then you obviously shouldn't use them you know because it's a exposed cement or whatever but to get an actual steel one you could probably maybe weld it's over solder yeah so or something like that it would be a longer stem though you would need it or you use a um you cast it out of resin oh yeah yeah and you you have whatever device you're putting inside in it or something like you're not sure i give this a lot of thought you know every now i just like to hear in as long as we have hunger here hunger is the guy we go to like i'm gonna make this and he'll give us some shit what else still like he's going back i'm like he's going back i did forget the extra right this yeah he did i had a film like car promise well new year's eve is supposed to be like this was supposed to be where i got sick this like mass orgy where there was like you know me and four of our partners and then you know other people were coming over Tony was coming over with me and it just all kind of fell apart so i was loading my car full of like sex toys from storage is there i want maybe we'll need this and this and this and then and then for not and i didn't bring the microphone so now like seven people passing around one microphone i apologize yes that's quite sad um it would please hunger apparently someone shared a child safe access they have little suction cups on the end so they don't actually they have velcro as a velcro wow so kids can throw axes to without naming them thank poke cuz that goes back uh the reason they came up with c in the 70s though you weren't around for that no i was gonna say londarts were like this literally it weighed like literally a pound and a half and it was just a spike you remember londarts oh yeah and they literally just killed people my my brother and i had a game where we threw them over our grandparents house yes and don't know where on the other side they landed and it was literally a metal spike with wings on with fins plastic fins on it and it was about you know probably what like 12 inches long about about 18 and the thing weighed at least like almost a pound probably heavier than that yeah probably a pound and you would hurl it and because of the the way that it was engineered it would stick in the ground and you had these rings and the and you'd planted like horseshoes and you would try to throw it really high and then stick it in the hole and this was remember this is the 70s before safety anything and literally like it took like 20 people just dying literally a one pound spike hurled 50 feet in the air coming down and just killing people for them to go you know get let me do the laundry thing that exactly the cypress things were kids to be playing with you know that in the damn jello the cello was real catholic you don't need to boil fucking jello you don't need to boil water being a dumb kid we put the ring between the group or in the middle of the group yeah i'm just sort of as high as we could in the last one to run away lost or was the winner was the winner yeah sometimes lost i did that once when i was a preacher we uh we did a tour i might have shared this on the show that uh we did our our our last show was at a christian summer camp that was empty because it was the first day of the summer camp so they let us stay for two weeks at a kid's summer camp and then we just bounced around Oregon and did five different shows and so here's five guys in their early 20s here's the keys the guy came and handed us keys and said yeah we'll see you guys in a couple weeks you're good we're up the hill if you guys want to come have some dinner or something and literally gave us a summer camp of our own for two weeks and we did every Friday the 30s everything that you weren't supposed to jump in off with the furniture and the pool and we went we found the archery we found the archery cabinet and we're like oh hey Mike stand out at the end of the film catch it we're shooting arrows at each other in the air it was amazing and that was when i found out what um horsewire was i never told you that story either electric wire i'm a kid right i think i've told this on the show i haven't asked you have okay nevermind then yeah that's when i yeah i look out and the horse came and and taunted me to uh find out what horsewire was it was very very uh what else do you know anything uh yes we had the um definition of emo goth and punk also scott how they're different slightly okay um word wittiness of emo is the world is broken and i'm sad because there's nothing i can do to fix it goth is the world is broken but there's an odd beauty in the dark parts punk is the world is broken and i am angry and i'm going to fight to fix it and sky is maybe the world is broken but i got fucking trumpet fucking discord our discord group got a fucking trumpet i got nothing to say you got a trumpet uh huh you're play try play trumpet no yeah huh can you play mail please a trumpet mail can you still play did you play like in band give it a bite why why he's why he's under doing air quotes around play he's like play the trumpet how many years ago that's not one time i've been in a situation how many that what wait a minute favor me now mail so because did you play for a number of years yeah so your umber sure is good you can get some good tone yeah i well yeah because i was in my high school's marching band and i did like the pit so i was doing like marimba and stuff like that and then i switched off to trumpet and but i usually stand at base but yeah i can do the trumpet you know this fucking music shit all right you got to bring your trumpet to the show will you bring your trumpet to show blow some lines like blow up look on your face blow a theme line i would like we'll talk and we'll like work out a key or something and we'll do some sort of beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep can you do that okay or i's roll way do it what am i doing because that would be great if i said you know if i just pointed to you and went but i said cat day okay can we ever do the stand up base it's a little more mellow i have a bag for my base but that one's a pain in the ass to shove in a car they just start with it let's just start with the trumpet your base let's jump it and then like you know we'll find some emotions for the trumpet you know give us a happy trumpet and a sad trumpet what do you have to do you have the toilet thing on the end the toilet plunger thing on the end yeah yeah i guess you could call it that i like the toilet plunger thing on the end because some old jazz guys on heroin you see a toilet plunger when they didn't have a mute what yes yeah yeah i was just there's one last thing and it's from ungar and as we mentioned because you mentioned jello okay terrifying you know there's like holiday jello cake things that are just jello with different weird things in them yeah jello molds um top layer this is like hollywood daddy level pure hot dog water jello middle air hot dog water jello with tons of hot dogs spent in it bottom layer hot dog jello which i just assumed they like pulverized into a paste thanks ungar so disgusting ungar he looks pleased with himself i'm trying to make this follow post with jegamis jikormister and eggnog yigormister and eggnog yeah yignog yignog well thank you kiddell thank you interesting things going on is it that is something in the ice time no it's not a high coup attack cool attack this one is i don't know who gave us this one unicorn fucking which is the bait on what is it unicorn fucking or unicorn fucking or something with unicorns you can do anything when it comes to you know something about more unicorn fucking from discord than the other one all right well then all right well then all right we'll give us a couple from discord well there's mine of unicorn fucking horns filling all of the holes leading from stab wounds yeah turn it off it was a sad moment my little pony the internet rule three four una fox twilight honey cool attack mythical coyotus pony in more ways than one literary semen oh honey in more ways than one because it's a yodie discord discord and there's one more just they did not do no no but where's it nope that's younger than an onion i don't want to go can't hooking up the unicorns cougars and fuck boys what wait wait i'm sorry i talked over you conjunction junction hooking up the unicorns cougars and fuck boys i was doing the jingle of this one that man over there that was cool attack listen to too much schoolhouse rock all right that's true how many more to wait al wait give a cord get it off your toes till okay hold on wait i had my phone i'm lost before remember when we said we weren't going to try to do a good show and then we're happen we have reached that goal okay head horns in the ass loud violent horse noises in the air rain bojes everywhere oh honey cool attack go ahead ride the horn that bleeds dreamed of stealing its magic er waiting room honey cool attack explain that one to the nurses i swear god i was just cleaning my shelf i told you those doctors have seen i was just cleaning my shelf and i you know unicorn horn wound up up my fucking ass can you help me get it out please it hurts it really really hurts oh my god it feels funny it's not hot anymore we're done right yeah okay i knew yours all right bored with this topic if girl or horse just fuck it dick stick just hit it hi cool attack i don't know what it is about that topic you know fucking that pissed me off i'm so i'm gonna go like a so nihilist over it you know just yeah it's totally the jingles that was totally it was how's that it was just it well i'm good like i said no more unicorn fucking please listeners let us know if we say there's anything more with unicorns even though there's a fat life jingle with that uh so what now some looking advice yes okay sometimes love is less than ice you may need some fucking advice right now for your something we're not there we don't have a thing for this we don't know we did we're gonna go all of a sudden you remember one i don't know it's a good one though it is we saved a life no we did not you have to stop saying that this is what we saved someone from no we didn't even do that all right this is from dildo dildoed care dildoed care they're so creative these listeners all right she wrote tests and she said i put myself on seeking arrangements dot com because i'm open to the possibility of being a sugar baby and for those of you don't know sugar babies account or part two sugar daddy so they receive money for certain things not necessarily always sexual but sometimes sexual sometimes just the escorton exactly she says there's this one guy i've been talking to who is willing to video chat and then meet up in a public place to answer any questions i have and prove that he's not a creeper this guy interests me because unlike the other man making the offers he's not looking for sex at all all he wants me to do is put him in a rear naked choke is this a real BDSM thing i don't want to cause damage to anyone could i safely do this to him so let me just say first of all a rear naked choke is basically the choke hold that you've all seen where someone comes up behind you and naked it refers to the fact that you're not using the kimono or i forgot the name of the the uniform that you wear in jiu jitsu is that what it's called okay okay you know because in some jiu jitsu holds that uniform is part of the whole you're strangling them with the material so a rear naked what del can you pull the cord a little bit and give him some room there's a backpack on top of it or whatever okay good thanks that's basically what it means and there is basically a choke hold and it's similar to a police choke hold not necessarily because it is you're coming up behind and you're you're arm choking up it could be used for a blood choke as well like a vascular choke where where the crook of your arm is over the larynx the atom's apple so you're not crushing and restricting the breath but the forearm and the bicep are restricting the carotid artery and cutting off the blood flow to the head yes and and it was called at one time it was called the police choke hold which was similar and you grab that and the reason and i shared this with a person this was a great opportunity first off i i told the individual and i will say it on the show thank you thank you thank you thank you and thank you for having the the brains to say this sounds a little weird it sounds maybe risky maybe i'll reach out and get some opinions on it unfortunately we were the ones she reached out to you know so how how well is that gonna work out but it was but she did reach out to someone and i think in in anything kinky when you're doing anything that's risky when you're doing anything that you're like this is sounds like it might be dangerous it might be unsafe it might be unsafe for me might be unsafe for the other person the best thing you can do is to educate yourself and to try to get as many other opinions about that activities you can so i really wanted to reward that person for just doing the exact right thing and reaching out trying to find some answers and uh and that's obviously what the show is for it's what we attempted before that's there's so many outlets out there that also want to be about your safety and making sure because there's so many times in the moment where especially in a situation like this where this is a sugar baby situation where you got it somebody that's going to throw money at you to do this thing that you really don't know and it's like easy money easy money fuck i just got to get behind this guy and joke him he's gonna give me a couple hundred bucks or whatever you know that's very fucking tempting to just go ahead and say well good i'm going to do that but so to reach out and to say hey there's a bigger picture here that is very responsible and that is what our goal is in this community we do a lot of risky things a lot of the things we do have a tremendous risk to them breath play has probably the most risk out of all of them because there's so many internal unforeseen and that's where people can die with this banking not a lot of not a lot of examples of people dying during this banking not a lot of uh... you know cropping or flogging or caning not a lot of examples of people dying but with breath play and especially with chilcola they outlawed that because it was the eighties of early seventies or eighties there was like a week in los angeles where literally the cops killed like four fucking dudes just by coming up behind them up here you're gonna control please chilcola and kill them and so they said that kind of thing even and these are cops these are people that were trained at somewhat to do these maneuvers and they still ended up killing people cops still get taught how to do that they get taught how to do the vascular hold sure which is called it's some people call it the sleeper hold sure all right because they're not cutting off the air supply they're cutting off the blood flow but that's still there are some police departments that don't want to take that risk either way and really easy to mess that up yeah exactly when someone's fighting for drunk or on drugs or you know just not cooperating and from the articles i read even the vascular hold it takes a tremendous amount of practice and learning and they have to and cops the one the police departments who do teach it they go through a lot of extensive training it's not here's how you do it now go ahead and do it and they usually get put in it numerous times as well so they know how it feels and which it's a weird feeling and i've been choked up before i've been I've been I've been like gene labell remember gene labell yeah he was hanging out with some other kickboxer guy and i was like a little little toy for the day i remember i was like 18 years old and i was around all these like big martial arts guys and they're oh look at this they're doing this to the kid and i'm like okay guys next thing you know i'm unconscious and you know having a seizure and they're shaking me and a lot can happen when when you do that type of thing so i reached back because i said well maybe we shouldn't just wait till this goes on the show because what it's sometimes we say we're going to talk about something and then we don't get to it and then by then you know she's already in jail for killing a guy um so wow so why you know what as long as i here's here's my thing and i know you agree and disagree in some ways with my urgency of getting back to to individual listeners but um if i have the time what the fuck else i have to do i might as well just you know give an answer you know if we're not getting 10,000 emails a month you know so if there's one and but this did seem like kind of an urgency thing because i know that there's money on the line and that's very tempting to just be like well i'm sure it'll be okay and uh and so it is really important to understand that there are a lot of risks to that and there are a lot of people that love breath play there's a lot of people that love that feeling of euphoria when you're about the pass out and and all the sexual you know having a better orgasm blah blah blah blah blah but once again if you're the top you're the one that's going to go to prison and the other person can have much bigger problems than that and and do you you have to weigh if it's worth it was the possible money that you could get from it worth killing somebody worth going to jail for the rest of your life i know that that it sounds melodramatic but if it's just one person in 500 that happens to you want to be that way thousand even if it's more rare than lightning striking or getting eaten by a shark you still don't want to be the one that gets eaten by the fucking shark i mean that's true perverted podcast line has always been don't engage in breath play is too dangerous even and so i'm going to suggest also what we also suggest people go to jay wiseman's fattlife uh group page if you don't know who jay wiseman is he's the guy who wrote um sm 101 i think i got a bunch of other books he's got a lot of videos he's perspective is very unique i'm in three or four and you know you don't agree with everything but the reason that i i like his stuff is because his his his perspective is unique he's an eMT a lawyer a bdsm practitioner and a professional witness he gets called on for a lot of these cases to explain to a jury what why this was good or why this was bad right so he has um a group called jay wiseman's fattlife group and on the very front pages all those sticky's that you put up and he's got a tremendous amount of stickies that have really great articles for new people he's got one called a beginner's guide to bdsm 10 tips for the novice submissive woman great and my favorite is one called my essays on breath control it's the one that i point anybody to whoever asks me about breath because it's a series of essays in which he explains in great detail and very easy to read why he does not advocate breath play at all and it's all it's just full of great information that you probably couldn't get anywhere else and so read it and make your decisions after that once again risk-aware consensual can't you know if people are going to do it they're going to do it people use drugs people climb buildings and trespass and climb you know hundred-story buildings you know people want their thrill and they want to live their lives in that school the only thing i think we would really hope is just if you're going to do something really risky you know take the extra few hours and investigate what your risks are and then you can make your own decisions tell everyone to fuck off and go do it and if you have anything to add about breath play since you are the edge player in the group if i don't do it so you're you're with us on this yes unless you can change your name really quick then do it all the time okay from an edge play point of view um from an edge play point of view yeah i do it um but i have to really know the person i've had to play with him for a while it's not something i'll do early off you know right off the bat hey you don't choke yeah no um nice to meet you yeah because i may have done waterboarding um it stuff like that it's there's always a risk and you have to be fully aware and and it's almost too much work sometimes yeah to go super far into it it's almost too much work and not fun at that point um to actually do it safely hmm i agree with that you know you take the yes i'm element out of it because it's the thrill that you're trying to get out of topping to doing it well i'll put it that way being a top to do it um it it kind of you i don't know it's just it's not it's just loses it's fun in that you have to be so focused on everything that you're doing um you kind of lose the the sadism in it right right i can see that bottoming for it is quite the experience um i sometimes still have issues because it happened with old old x where she it things about really weird when she took me out once um and basically it kind of switched our relationship completely really yeah she was choking me out and i wasn't going out i was just starting to and she's like stopped and broke into tears and lying and crying and our whole dynamics switched at that point where i became the top from that point on wow hunger that's i've never heard of anything quite like that it did yeah yeah whole hunger looks really sad right now well she died after that not immediately yeah not about not because of breathway well let's make that clear well yeah she died about a couple months after we broke up so it's kind of one of them anyway okay so what so you know you're doing so sad so yes sometimes you just follow it Kathy okay just follow it and that's where the happy topic just weird experience this that continues to be have this this is the man in any room any given gathering he will have these strangest experiences what someone's talking about another good reason if we're trying to uh not advocate for breath play is that unlike any other sort of like edge player impact play that typically is easier to conceal if you're trying to go out at about an everyday life that that depending on if things go wrong or how intensely you do it you can get petitea all over your face and throw and that doesn't get covered up by makeup no explain what that is and that's like when the blood vessels kind of burst in your face like typically like where you're being choked so usually around the neck and then under your eyes and definitely around your eyes it kind of makes you look like a raccoon like a red raccoon and that doesn't really come off and you can't really cover that up with makeup so another good reason to not necessarily do that unless you really really really want to to that level right coming from I can but you can hide I can put on makeup pretty well to cover this yes yes yes yes yes jane simmons is just covered with them petikis my name is jane simmons I love jane simmons that is what I do as jane simmons I have a lot of money I am jewish early on he might have been with learning fire breathing oh yeah you can mess yourself up pretty quickly that is why I have this crazy burnt haircut that is what I do I am jane simmons I do not like drugs and drug addicts Peter Chris is a douchebag thank you that is my jane simmons of percolation it is not very good who is a billionaire what do you care is he a billionaire I am pretty sure what oh god jane is worth somewhere between three and four hundred million dollars okay so he is not a billionaire what a hack he is a fraction of a billionaire all right Anthony I tend to disagree with you that my penis alone is insured for six point three billion dollars and that is each herpy i have met him each herpy is insured and you are right that is about it right there what you just did okay let's move on wait what what we are going to do the poacher reading is all we are going to do the okay i don't know what you want to do all right all right do you want to do that first do you want to do you want to do you want to just give up on that i i i have lost control of this one okay here's what i want to do here's what i want to do we'll do we'll end with sexy poacher but first i wanted to see if we could do a quick content Anthony you stand up in the middle Kathy you get up and go over there the three volunteer girls that we're going to be bottoms please stand up over there okay here's going over there get the paddle where's the paddle go what is it it's the slapper okay that's it okay this isn't a paddle it's a slapper okay it's handy three volunteers can you please put your hands back to his electrical tape Kathy it's a slapper it's a leather slapper it used to be a guitar it's one of the worst place i've ever seen it makes a great sound tony please get your granny panty crotch out of my face thank you okay girls just pull down your pants and line up next to each other okay put her podcast listeners here's an idea that i had to do get you just take the girls line them up we're going to have uh hunger and tony you guys are going to take turns so here's what we are going to accomplish and what we're going to hope to show who is the most understanding of the female bottom we have three gorgeous bottoms here you can you please pull up your shirt thank you very much so why are you participating in this game because i'm i'm hosting doing the thing i already know i'm a god so we're just going to find out who's number two so what we're going to do is the girls please stand next to each other please scoot next to each other we have three lovely asses here Kathy do we not yes indeed thank you yes there so what we're going to do is only is now going to listen the girls are not going to make a sound and oh he's going to try to figure out from you al and mel whose ass is being swatted medium and then put the microphone up and now get the tone just pick random don't go in order okay Anthony are you ready he is listening i'm gonna say um mail al um you wrong and all he was backwards hunger okay hunger close your eyes okay you guys are switched around okay are you ready younger okay okay okay that's gonna be okay so i'm just gotten one i'm gonna go one do we have what is Ella okay go ahead turn around you're gonna guess close your eyes okay so mix yourselves up okay go he said you weren't hitting even go ahead guess i don't think i know everyone's sorry but um Mel you out oh my god that was right on that was all three we've all been defeated by a girl they we know no's there no that is incredible that is somebody here's the tone that was someone who guessed right but all three that all three man one bam bam bam one right together see the cool Kathy was you just hear some asses being spanked and then we all just have fun all right that was a weird but who'd attempt i'm very proud of you boogie we did try although the mike so close to the bus i keep hitting them we got no we got a good sound out of it that's how you needed to hold it you did a good job holding the mic okay hey del do you have a sexy poetry meeting anyone have a sexy poetry do you have a sexy poetry once was a girl from nantucket oh god fucking it i don't know my background was she just put the haiku attack one on her wait what's this Kathy can i put my cock on you put my cock on you i don't want to do my cock the cock the cock the cock the cock the cock the cock the cock the cock the cock the cock why didn't you read over that i'm not reading over that you're supposed to send me my two jingles you never did what what to jing i thought i did one jingle and you wrote another one for me like a little theme wasn't that anyone no i mean ready for her out of poetry did you write in a ronick poetry Kathy well it's it has sex in it but i don't know that you would call it erotic wow don't upsell it so much Kathy just does stop i feel like you're always expecting something i don't deliver okay well i i know you're the queen of annoyingly bad rap that's that you you consistently ask me look at you Kathy's the queen of annoyingly bad rap she says it all the time just to get it you no no she's pretty much you're usually usually do better uh do you want to do yours sure okay go when sick or hurt or somewhat broken my body posts a sign unopen and closes down with shoulders sloping the door to sex and fun while hoping all the while that soon will dawn a morning witch through curtains drawn a light will come and seem to stun me out of bed outcomes the sun and suddenly how i do not ask i realize that it has passed that for some reason here at last that feelings comes back full and fast my cunt will throb all on its own and seem to say i'm back let's throw the covers off and ride and moan and reach out for the lilo sewn what a thrill to once again rejoice in skills once more unbanned to leave the symphony so grand and reach such heights at my command that's what it feels like when you're been sick and you have no sexual desire and suddenly one day you wake up and huh my nose isn't running i'm gonna try for some love all right this is once again um i think this is i mean i won't pre-sell it too much but this is pretty much new and i's uh relationship and and kind of uh in a nutshell uh oh that's Tony walks in with nuts with nuts uh dude look at that in granny panties which by the way my balls are like nice and just just tucked grab your package i think i'm gonna just keep wearing these over it i'm gonna go walk out play pokemon go and uh and just anharmonic appear and just let it okay i'll remind pick her up from airport of course that earned me boyfriend points took viagra and some ibuprofen to preemptively protect my old men joints we've been together long enough now to know there's no need for useless chatter fucking the hole that's been gone for two weeks right now is all that really matters suitcases hurled somewhere landing where they damn will please rip off her bottom clothing off and put her on her hands and knees while away she watched her tentacle porn so she didn't want it sweet and gentle i dug my nails into her hips and fucked her like i was fucking mental sounds of flesh and bones were damning the virgin cried while the devil was laughing electric vibes intense on her clit made her come so hard she almost split all that was left was a lump of little girl and a tiny smile across her lips i lay beside her and pet her head and say so pumpkin how was your trip that's really good well that's our show thank you once again tony for allowing us to be in tony's pocket castle i am not going to name off all these people i just am so bad at you go for it i'll tell devil tony no longer muonala wow you have a good job you should just do the whole outro no no okay uh please send us emails at perverted pockets at gmail and please because i'm actually 100 completely out of emails and some fucking advice if you don't next week i'm going to be forced to do something drastic more granny panties more granny panties so please email us and don't forget to visit pervertedpodcast.com i'm gonna get you we have finished out a great year thank you for pervert podcast listeners you have been uh literally the reason that we get through life pretty much scathy i know about you and i know about me it's if it wasn't for the show and the listeners and the people that support us and uh give us a reason to keep talking and doing this bullshit that we do every week uh i don't know what i do so as this year ends and hopefully we come into 2020 uh we're gonna be able to keep doing it a little bit longer thank you so much tony for letting us be here at his place uh you know because i don't have another place we're gonna have to do this a little while longer here but you have lots of nuts so that's uh that's really that's really good i don't have another place either so hey look at that it works out really good so uh we'll see you guys in uh 2020 and uh guess that'll be next week naked and