Welcome to no cautious the clap I'm dead and the gentleman sitting next to me that said I'm taking off my apron right now That sounded less sexy than I thought it would it's Doug. I hello That was literally exactly what you said cuz I called to tell you I got in your dolls and the 16-year-old kid behind the counter called me miss Well, we talked about it better than ma'am. I I'm sorry. I had it as a she and my man.
No, no, no 16 year old boy. It's one of those things where it's like I realize I'm almost twice your age It's seriously Because he asked me I was out behind he reflects for you for your divorce and they asked me the same thing every time They asked me when I'm there which is if I play because they always get like vaguely excited They're like whoo there's a girl to that hero clicks and I always have to say no I'm buying them for a friend. I think I've only played with the girl I played here at the girl near a friend's that That was a revealing statement. I was a Freudian slip.
That's why you're taking off your apron. It wasn't sexy Really be able to put a spin on sexy on that one sexy Bring it sexy back. Where is Kexie? Yeah, I think they can buy it with the slug people at the end It's Kexie Smells like a mouth smells like gell flame.
Sorry. No, but I told you I went like max headroom It's like smells smells like Yeah, I called you at work because you said you're calling back in ten minutes and then you never did we got busy Well, it's afraid that my coworkers run company Well, unfortunately to put the nerds spin on this I called you to tell you I tried to go to the comic book store again It was still epic closed I'm gonna have a friend do a drive-by a new comic day It's you can't see if they're actually open and I walked over to the other nerd store to your hero clicks The guy that runs all the neutrimas is kind of a bastard like I said I think we talked about this before where I think I've always gone to them six You made that the guy is just he's not personable and he's not like not personable He's not like the comp of guy from the Simpsons like he's just a crutch the old man And you're like how the fuck did you even open? Why would you open a store full of mirth and then be crutchy? That doesn't make a doubt.
I said something about that where it's like, you know The place has been open 30 years. I can imagine the dude being at home being like got my comics got my records fuck y'all Which is that awesome? I kind of want to be that old person About comic books. Ah, yeah kids in your modern age man Get off my ass God.
It was never floating over Ohio or Oklahoma in my day It was across the remote bridge Well, thank you for that transition Doug. I'd like to tell us the movie you saw this week last Vegas Because it's old people get it. No, I really didn't see the movie. Um it looks like shit I People get it because they're old people and then shit because they poop their pants all the time.
This is multi-layered Multi-faceted old person riff We talk to be old to get away with doing whatever the hell I want Oh, no, no, no, no off air remind me about why I never want to get old other than just I wanted to defeat time So do you realize it's already aged a great deal of time that I've known you? We've had this conversation about how you aged really, but you also just kind of stopped. I old plateaued. Yeah, you did I told what was my exact phrasing quote you aged out early I aged out earlier.
I reverse peaked You mean you've allied? Oh, God. No, I pull up a Johnson winter from work and work right as age backwards You mean like portrait of Dorian Greg? No, that wasn't aging.
I mean, sorry curious case of Benjamin Button It was indeed curious. Have you seen the porn? I was actually gonna say the vicarious case of Benjamin Button Benjamin Button Benjamin Button Button Oh, it's like your neighbors were arguing with me on that one. It sounds like my neighbors just fell down the stairs Honestly, I have to say I hope so our non-turner and I were leaving picture handwritten notes on all the doors Not apartment doors in and out of the building.
I'm gonna say you did that with doors, but you did it like weirdly like accurate like please vacuum No, no, there were notes about how doors and windows do not stop noise So to keep it the fuck down because I had some neighbors that came home drunk and screechy the other night and were having a conversation in the stairwell outside my window. Well, we were trying to watch Watching crap watching record girl I do like it. Well, it's also it's just easy because it's always there It's something that I can watch again without it. Yeah, but I'm the guy who pauses every time during the subway to look at the graffiti and go Oh, there's a reference to that Street Fighter character.
Oh, there's an erus erus lives, you know tag and I you know We've talked about my in my love of final time seven before so I just love a gag where he's talking to cubard Jack me Briar. He's like hold on. I think I can do this work or rock or off. What is it from the Nerdist with um Will be he's a vice-ill creature seems to curse a lot You never know what he's saying, but I'm pretty sure it's kind all the time Now do you think that's country is that's bitch is it rhymes?
I think it's cut you think it's kind because why would the Super be so pissed about him yelling bitch the man upstairs. Yeah, I don't think God cares No, the man upstairs like I said, I just love the gag at the end when all of his little cousins start screaming Oh, God the super religious family Yay, not you charity Never even got to the point where um I saw Thor to and I'm sorry. I haven't seen it yet. I was busy buying dog dolls Yes, and I actually been I didn't search online, but I guarantee you I'm not saying hunt them down for me by any means But I'll bet you there's a Thor to expansion.
Um, you're probably right. I probably am I should probably wear something low-cut and my robot legs leggings and go talk to the boys dinner story No, where's something low-key? I want to hit you right now whatever that was fucking golden. You know it I want to punch you in the ribs.
I'm afraid you'd spit red bull all over the laptop in the snowflake Mm-hmm. That was good. Fuck you. That was good.
We're plays on play. Um, it's always for a few her. Yes, they are Let's go hang out at bank to you. It's just it's just a form of capital punishment.
Oh Those awkward anger. I don't think I've ever seen that combination Oh, oh, I'm just itchy and punchy at the same time. I just invented a new thing to awkward anger We're like oh, I don't know what I want to punch right now Choke hands um to quote something I said recently excuse me I need to go take a piss and have a shot or else I'm going to punch a baby Nice, but wait on the news day on babies or shit heads. I did punch a baby once In my defense that baby was kind of being a dick and no I never punched a baby.
I was just going to penny arcade Oh, me. I flipped off the box of kittens. Did you really? Oh, it's penny arcade.
It's the whole thing about all things I could have done I've totally flip off the box of kittens. Yes for being too cute and I can't take them home I can't imagine ever punching a baby. Well, not on purpose I punched my friend may go by accident in the face No in the face Physicality so I'll talk about later. Um I once the her dance big it except for if there are boots draw on her birthday bar Father than I did with her.
Um, I went chaps shopping with her. That was buying a Nancy costume That sounded wrong that sounded yeah, there are a lot of things wrong with that sentence. She was Nancy Callahan from Sun City for Halloween I personally was not buying a Nancy costume Whether it be a femnet or the character I was Marv I was just said M is in Nancy, you know, Nancy And we're in Darcher. All right cool.
So Thor to worry. I'm very tired I'm just listening to mistakes on hey this week real quick and say depth is worked way too much Yesterday was her first day off in three weeks and I said and I spent it getting you dolls and then going to a birthday party where once again It was proved me that I know to make bartenders Which is not a bad thing but shocking the good shape all things considered but I did neither one of us is dead And my life reads like an obituary. Well, I'm also not hungover today. It's gonna say I managed to kind of limit my intake and drink a lot of water So it's a Thor to dark world blue dark world blue malikithaloo.
Um, just one to say by the way How much does everybody love low-key? I mean come on you will love him more if you watch Thor to now Obviously we should said to the very beginning and this is gonna be so many spoilers so many different things We're gonna be spoiling Thor to we're gonna be walking dead and I believe arrow will be and Breaking bad so pretty much everything everyone is watching right now. We will be spoiling Sorry I usually hate spoilers, but I've seen a lot of this and no no I wouldn't call that spoiler Not necessarily yeah, no, there's no okay. Yeah, so Thor to let's just jump in and let's let's I think it's funny that I'm single try to keep on topic Thor to was not as Shakespearean as the first one I don't know yeah, I don't know if that's because Kenneth Ron has moved on Excuse me and I'm a very upset article about him recently Tomson said that their marriage broke up cuz he had a fair with Helen of honor This is obviously pre-heroic Really really and the other thing was hey wait be a home wrecker twice who else did a hollipop?
Realize two burdens married. Yeah, a hollipop Carter. No He's married to the the woman who played a megabock brains mother in sleepy hollow. No, no no he's with bottom Carter now They're not married.
He's still married to his wife legally. I don't think they're actually Next door What do you get from what I'm gonna get from our listening around that really Even that songs from Valley It's gonna say but some of those things are like I was really really disappointed with ranna cuz I mean dude come on I'm fucking awesome. Is she going from sir to the fiction? She the writer now Imagine being really funny.
She's really funny her and you heard you Laurie work together back in the day on Wooster how experience not experience very Not a bad with a very competent movie very that kind of formulaic there's a villain with You know a universe an eye-lating thing It looks like it looked like it looked like it looked like it looked like it was good It was angry it was angry mercury is what it was And it ends up yeah, actually look like it looked like the symbiote from spider-man 3 Well that you know yeah, like Tom Hiddleston and talks about Kevin Faggy the guy that runs the the Marvel cinema chunk the Marvel films and it said you know We've seen we've seen looking for fight twice with Thor and Avengers This makes sense in terms of their relationship to do something different and I have them team up and they're gonna be a shit on a spoiler So if you haven't seen Thor to either scrub ahead and then have everything else boiled for you or just deal with it Or don't listen and listen to this one you when you watch it Well, it brings them together is Quite the opposite in fact That no I'm kidding. Oh As guardian thing it was as guardian no that a freak of dies Renee Russo Their mom okay, see you can just say that Okay And that brings them together and there's a great moment with Thor where you know I can't trust you Loki I'm paraphrasing that's actual dialogue. I can't trust you Loki. Yes.
Thank you for that excellent delivery for his home Yeah Well, he was in a rush So but he has a slumber goes no I can't trust you and Loki says like trust my rage Which I really like it was like if there's one thing you can trust When which ones are show with that with the Loki characters like well trust that we do have the same motivation Yes, you know, you may not be able to trust me trust me But she was my mother to an I want vengeance Listen, you can't trust me to water your plants while you're on vacation But you can trust me to fuck some shit up for a mom. Yeah, he changes his last name from Lysimuth to one feature category weekend. So Very untrustworthy I do Living alone which makes them awesome yes Pretty sure is some part of the devil incarnate Whiskey Can we wear tinted glasses and smoke reefer cigarettes wacky tobacco Face To shave it to the Charlie Chaplin I Also Wait a minute Okay, fuck it Thor to goddamn it so none of Shakespearean I have a lot of fun. I love a lot of inappropriate moments pretty much anyone gets hit with a hammer in the face which is a lot I like Malekith I like Chris for echos and as Malekith.
I like that they kind of pulled a Tolkien and developed their own Dark elf But really Chris for I could not get in the movie and I could have just been this evil liquid that threatened the universe I mean he could not if it wasn't the movie it would have changed The doctors or Hold that thought we will do that this episode I really don't want to get to that. I'm going to write on very kill. Hopefully remember what I was very in position. Yeah Oh, hold on addition.
So Anywho I thought it was a little more science fiction than I expected to be with the dark elves having cloaking spaceships Well, yeah, but I mean you mentioned that you've never heard the words dark Health technology yeah, yeah, and the funny thing is you say dark elf technology Yeah, I think of the episode of the regular show where one of elves develops at Christmas box where if you look into it It gives you the thing that you want the most but it was an evil box. I try to destroy it Makes sense And one of the character goes what if the character goes Santa's rips, which is just so awkward Nope, you can't use it to talk about David Bowie China I got shiny. Yeah, I think it's China Also talking about the work to because it was about the fan it was the fan big poster with No, no, it was a fan big poster with that with Loki and Thor and yeah, exactly and this Chinese theater put it up on the stick so Now we have to do very kill before you do that so I Like this I had three very very radical directly different reactions to the lasting before the credits I'm going to spoil the shit out of because I'm sick to death. You have one shit.
I'm just gonna do it So Loki sacrifices himself to say Thor from curse the bane of dark hells He's all these all jacked up like and I say bane. I don't mean Tom Hardy. I mean Batman Robin babe From Batman Robin The point of yours I was born into them Control control of the infinite gauntlet So Second myself and it's fucking epic like you're like oh fuck who does is he stabs curse through the chest curse turns around And yes, I'm talking like curse exists turns around and look he's like ha I stick to and he grabs looking fucking good cook And stabs Loki with the sword through that was goddamn metal like it was fucking metal And you know Thor's like oh my god like you know I always talk about like not trusting you and you give your life for me and get to the end where You couldn't tell the chain mail probably Oh and you do see Chris Hemsworth without a shirt on like in the first five minutes. It was so fucking for girls it was ridiculous I Man sploosh the little Because I'm pretty sure he's up Nate back at this point and he's got like a tangent like on his back Like I don't know how the fuck that happens Wait for the for the front of the back Okay, well I call it the dangel cut because I am old and I had that once I did I did I did I'm sorry even imaginary world No, no for fucking real like my girlfriend's like holy shit.
I'm like This was just after I was probably 19 or 20 years Yeah, and I was still into the like going to the gym all the time and I had really low body fat I wasn't very very hard time imagining you at any gym ever now, but I still smoked I spoke a lot of pop back then too, so I was right in Reynolds at 19 you're made out of rubber and magic Did you just choke on the red wolf good? I'm a spittic Tell the laptop straight in front right now. I'm sorry good. So Look he kills himself or look he kills himself.
So look he sacrifices himself cut to the end where the whole news been setting up that you know Thor and Natalie Portman's character who I can't think about the Jane Forster Yeah, do for sure. Um they can ever be together because you know they talk about like her life span is a blink You know of an eye can I scarred him and and they got a line from Strandony Hopkins recess, you know We're not gods and Loki goes. Yeah except for a fucking 5000 year like life span. Yeah, it's like we're not gods But you know we are long lived so they said this whole thing with it You know the star cross lovers type thing and at the very end you see Thor talking to Odin and saying You know you can proclaim that she can come to Asgard and you know Dada or you can you know not be okay with it, but this is my choice and you're not wondering what that choice is pretty fucking obvious and And Odin says you know go go you know Thor's got a great line where he says you know I don't want to be a great king.
I want to be a good man an honorable man I need to you know follow myself follow my heart and And Odin says go go go and Thor leaves and all of a sudden the illusion of Odin disappears and it's Loki on the throne Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking rad. So I nerds swield at that The credits start rolling people got up and leave and I'm like you're out of your goddamn minds My mom at that point had said something I told her about that and she said well Maybe they don't know what they've done eight fucking movies and there's always something why would you like you know? There's gonna be something to do Marvel movie mid credit scene Let me jump to the post credit scene the post credit scene wraps up the Thor Odin talk where he has returned to earth and to be with Jane Foster for sure what rights it I think Jane Foster So you have him now on earth He's maybe not forsaken this godhood, but he's kind of given up to the birthright of the throne of Asgard Unbeknownst to him that Loki is now running the place The mid credit scene was was a big one was and this is where the spoilt anything which is great They tease guardians of the galaxy where they take the the MacGothan from for to the ether and they give it to Benisa del Toro playing an intergalactic version of the character you played from usual suspects With Marlon Brando Jorrell hair Yeah, let that sink in like the weird white the white pompadour.
Yeah And they and the senator the collector guess what he does says, you know Why don't you keep the ether in the Asgard involves and they said well we already have the tesser act You don't keep to infinity gems that close to each other so they finally said they finally have started a build to what will probably be the third Avengers movie with fanos Ever the panels are filibuster dangerously close on this one way to call it. Yeah So you have that you know in this this proves my theory though I know you get the term but the Loki pokey stick that it was an extension of the soul gem I guess I don't keep that term I just can't believe it took me so long to think of Loki pokey stick and you had it right there on deck Yeah, but it is an extension of the soul gem and that the ether is the I believe power gym I'm remembering that red is the power gym correctly, which I think I am don't correct the internet don't care So that's for to really oh, there's a great cameo like for seven Which is a lot of fun and Stanley makes a great cameo and thanks to Thor to I now have Included term going banana balls into my vernacular. Thank you cat denings and what her big and natural Jeez you don't seem that much in for two, but man, so I can watch two broke girls They are literally front and center And she's just the kind of girl at full for two Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, we do nothing but fight and fuck I mean that's it that you drink. Yeah, you smoke.
Yeah take prescription drugs sometimes Fuck the cat take me home. Yeah, I don't watch the show so I can get some reference Oh, no, it's just one of those things where she's talking to somebody asking me I'm trying to find a home for a cat and it's just that list of questions makes me think of you you drink Yeah, yeah, yeah prescription drugs sometimes More you're a good boy now, but so who knows part um I told you a birthday dinner last night and one of our friends He had a birthday girl big ass bag of weed in a bunch of edibles in the middle of the fucking restaurant I realized we're a new Amsterdam, but shit now you heard about the new the the the the all the counties into around Denver are I've licensed this invention by this guy who I think is at Thornton in Colorado. He invented a Fuck you future if this is what you come up with these smell let's go And it can tell you with any three mile maybe not three mile radius of the intensity and direction that you can smell dope Because apparently everyone in Colorado has gone fucking dope crazy Yes, I know it's legal, but don't fucking smoke it a bus stops, which does happen I hate when I'm walking you still can't smoke it in public people suddenly a cloud of Daygas gunk smoke around me. Yeah, and it's how they go knows death to the snow upon I'm saying I go knows death the cigarettes.
There's one of those things where it's like since I work on a street Where there's a lot of dispensaries. I'll get the dispensary owners in sometimes and they fucking wreak and they never know it I mean you smell like my high school years Let's continue on the Marvel exploits Marvel Netflix deal I got the exact list of what's gonna be happening with that and what's gonna They're doing a kind of other taking a page of the Marvel cinema book and they're building it up They're gonna be doing you're gonna see the reboot of Daredevil And it's this is all like street level guys. I mean literally street level. You've got I think we talked about this last week where you're gonna have Luke Cage We I think it's been already kind of premiered in shield.
Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Joggers Richard whatever his name is you're gonna have Jessica Jones who I'm a big fan of I don't think you ever read the comic alias, but it was um It was about like a private investigator used to be a hero and now She's just like a PI but she seems always get kind of sucked into the world of super heroics Really good. I believe the first Marvel comic to say word fuck. I think I'm correct on that. All right, thanks, Ben And I found out by the way I'm not touched on that note.
I actually read more about that it wasn't that it was a gay marriage It was just that it was a marriage and because it was a new 52 and a new continuity. They didn't want it being married yet So everyone kind of flipped out Marriage or not letting no I agree. I think it's something very silly for the editorial board to get pissed off over I don't I don't think they thought it through in terms of it being gay marriage I don't think they put that together until the press rain with it because then they came out and said no no We're not in the best way possible to say this they're not into a gay marriage They were anti marriage in the comics because yeah They have got rid of the supreme low-slane marriage they've got rid of The flash and his whole thing He had the long standing marriage with Linda Park You do like in soccer it's got card But they're gonna be building up to nerds get rid of laugh they're building up to the defenders which is the Z-list level fucking like the west coast of vendors are above them the great lakes of ventures and maybe on par with them Sorry, I had a flashback to that Pat in the hospital jail for he's talking about Jesus being a superhero that had a bunch of characters confined Sandwich Joe I Made a lot of brands fish. It was a pita Why don't you go try the Avengers don't take anyone yeah, but then he shuts on hockey which I thought was uncool for that's me Anyway Because he doesn't shit on green arrow and it's the same pretty much character with a different color scheme Um Let's do you know what let's let's kind of do a 360 let's bring this full circle Let's do a really quick bang Mary kill Malekith or is it malekith or Loki?
Yeah, okay? Kill Malekith Mary for okay, I completely agree, but I want to hear your reasoning Kill Malekith Yeah, and you know I think we all know I have an issue with physical disfigurements and after he gets lightning fried I just I couldn't let that dark elf face if I tried it was your so shallow Yeah, I'm sure a lot of finger would have broke up No, not seriously. I would I love her I would have loved her flipper hands and all but um She's so tiny that it would look like you would have liked saying like a puppy with three legs Just pretty much the saddest thing I can think of off my head Kill Malekith Can't trust Loki's if you don't want to marry him But you are curious and for you to have you know, I mean it'd be like marrying into a royal family Chris with Loki. It's like you're curious.
It's like that crazy chick at the bar You don't want to be with her and he's a shape changer. Come on. That's a fun bang It'd be like didn't mystique She cries at some point that's what the trailer says Yeah, I completely agree with that banger kill yeah, I said you can't trust Loki But you can marry Thor because you know he's trying to be a good man and you're marrying into a royal family seriously He has the reverse autonomous. It's on his box.
He did laundry on zabs you could Yeah And last thing on that one so we want to talk about Anthony Mackey. Yeah, yeah, I'm less a little marble But I just think it's really funny that Anthony Mackey got a DUI Usually this is maybe I wouldn't bring up I just found it really funny that he plays a falcon in the Captain America sequel winter soldier and I find a funny character in fly got a TY It reminds me of the Photoshop I did with Iron Man holding a martini. It says jet boots mean to never drink and drive I also want that said drinking isn't fun television lied to me. I'll show you after the show maybe I'll put it up online I want to arrow new episode of arrows.
Yeah, yeah, huge ones again. Huge spoilers You see the TV to be You see the TV debut of Amanda Waller previously played by Angela Bassett in the Green Lantern movie I didn't expect that coming because they keep talking about the What's the organization she's part of in the show artists? Yes, but in reality in the comics He's part of checkmate, so I didn't see waller coming because of that it's different. Yeah And then you find out more about Diggle I do see his giant fucking arms Come through for a diggle this time instead of that he says like you know I got your back on that what it feels like you know I did not like them playing on philosophy being hurt because she was interested in Oliver I can understand her being disappointed in him, but they were playing up the fact that she was like in love with them Like that she says Yeah, I was a big fan of that and I thought I wouldn't say came out of nowhere But it seems so it played out so heavy-handed like yeah, but it was like so schmaltzing so kind of over the top And she always has a weird double on time to slip up, so which are really funny, but that does not apply Interested I mean I know that she cares about him, but I really didn't think that she was in love with him You know what I mean?
Like I said, I thought you're right. That was very very heavy-handed absolutely To the point where you're almost like that. It didn't come out of nowhere, but seemed that way It's the whole thing You know basically calling it true so this business burner stand up banger in Russia Who wouldn't want to bang summer glow in Russia Anyway Wow They talked about Not a little bit firefly The one it's like when I met Billy Zane and all I did was fixate Instead of fixating on that he was in Titanic or anything else I focused that he was in the phantom Like that's all I was like He's himself in Zoolander. He's the walk-off Walk-off between Is in That all Yeah, and Did you see the at midnight where they were doing old celebrities no It's on this week's binge out.
Okay David slowly I'm very happy that I picked up for another 40 episodes starting January 6th way to go hard to wick way to go And the writers on it my rah my rah slang to patch Just psyched for everybody. Yeah, I'm gonna say it makes me wish I had cable because I would love to come home to that every night And just pour a drink and just laugh and just get excited for the hashtag wars like you know in the Jug-a-lo-knot the juggle-a-not was good. The worst of your what is it porno musicals my favorite is still just a con just I gone. I mean we're still laughing.
We just handed to me the butts. I do mean the butts. We were doing what was it the celebrity alcohol The one that pops out for me was um Jameson Jameson Franco Jameson Franko Jameson Franko, but you said something about martinis And I can't remember what it was I could do a martini and Portia de Rossi I just thought that actually I had one that was some I was going through. Oh Jim Jim beam me up scapeo Was it was when we thought of last week?
Stop it makes it awkward. I think that's the music reality show No Scott makes it awkward that works that plays You mean the sap or do you want to see the one he passed on zack to yes, I know sequel So my party party shot on arrow the Easter eggs that of course only I would catch the lawyer Lawyer, which I don't they'll never play on this Would be the lawyer is Jean Lauren who is the psychotic ex-wife of the atom she ends up being the antagonist in Identity crisis she ends up becoming the host for a clip. So She goes back she ends up in Oregon for a while, but she ends up faking her own death not thinking around a thinking with him on her life to Bring to try to reconcile with her ex-husband Yeah, but that one's thinking I want to see you just like somebody do a video short of all the insane fucking criminals arkin like doing therapeutic arts and crafts You've seen but you've seen little nods that in some of the stuff I've seen in animation You know, I mean I said I've seen him like playing with clay trying to make ashtrays or something stupid like that building bird houses You know that's what they're allowed to Sure object I want to jump to this real quick. It will be really quick walking dead The governor's back I'm psyched.
I don't know how caught up you are Deb Okay, but you've got a Honestly think I can't imagine the writers would disagree with me or that if I was in the right room This would happen that you know Rick's got this big reveal to tell Daryl and to reach that you know He exiled Carol for killing two people and Terry's very early on says you bring whoever did this to me And of course Carol and Daryl were kind of flirting because their names are and Mm-hmm Darryl, there's a share But I think the minute that Rick tells the people it's gonna affect the most emotionally that's when the governor's gonna fucking First just and there the trailer they've shown for next year's episode is the governor in front of a burning house That's a very nice looking house. I'm like I think he's burning down his community I think he's burning down woodberry and he's literally casting off The last remnants of like his initial stability his last vestiges of the honor he had the beginning last season I think he's literally just gone banana balls I Finished it. They will not be an entire episode about it. Don't sure we could I would call it breaking clamp or clapping back.
It would be clapping bad. I finally finished it I'm not gonna spoil anything about it, but it is a worthwhile ending It's exactly how I wanted to end looking back. It could not have ended any differently You finally have this brilliant gem of truth coming from what from Walter White and You know the whole season it really blurred the lines between Walter White and Heisenberg And kind of who was in control of the Jekyll and Hyde type scenario And then the second half of the season that was after the hiatus Every episode just a punch in the face But when they come back in the hyggeus or before no the end of the series I mean Jesse stowler thoughts we talked about this where he's free, but what's how damaged is he after? This is boiling several moments from previous seasons after the death of Jane His his time under uncle Jack Which by the way his the nephew Todd drove me nuts.
I couldn't think of where I knew him from it was from Paul He's the one where he's one of the two like red next with the truck and goes. Hey, he's the one that dang the fuck mobile That's him. It drove me nuts. I was like, oh, yeah, he was hillbilly too in fucking Paul I think it was Dave Keckner was the other one if I recall right Paul's on the field to get a memories by now With life downer going oh my weed You know when the house burns down Down the house I'm doing the there's water at the bottom of the ocean the hand motion You know my dad accidentally said a life from that one said father's they dinner with me and all of my siblings He's like I look around this table and I think how did I get here?
My older brother and I just started cracking up like that's like what my older brother and I and unison say and you might find yourself at the Bottom of the ocean. This is not my beautiful life. This is not my beautiful car I get here. It's a really great album with Stop making sense video, sir.
But um It's like a killer Fuff-uff-uff-uff-uff moving on moving on. Night is doctor The BBC has released the first mini-sewed webisode leading up to the end of the month's premiere 50th anniversary of the day of the doctor called The Night of the Doctor and it explains where John Hurt came from and spoilers it involved I hope you're gonna get excited. I already heard all about this last night. Peter McGahn is the eighth doctor comes back I believe it's I believe it's during the time war Um because like what is the ninth doctor?
Recycles and is post I know it's post-time war, but he's like that's what I immediately after the after exactly but after the time war So you have pom again who goes, you know, like I'm not part of this war I'm a pat you know, I'm a pacifist. I'm a doctor and these women go You know, we can we can affect your regeneration. You are dying But we can affect your regeneration into whatever you need to be and he goes He's got to the point where he's like I need to join the war in the middle and then stop it I need to become a warrior and you just see like this Sorry, it's really just a clean, constantly universe stuck in my head for some reason No, there can only be one I don't lose a head. I'm a mortal.
I have a thinned blood of kings That was the theme of the show, wasn't it? Yes, but they wrote it in the movie. One of the only two soundtracks they ever did Uh it wasn't it wasn't actually the Highlander soundtrack it got released as uh I believe it's called a kind of magic or it's a kind of magic was the queen novel. I had to do it Of course, I would not you know the other one I did the soundtrack for don't you?
I was going exactly the only two there did Um So uh, yeah, you have uh pneumatic and going instead of a doctrine you become a warrior And I know at the if you remember at the end of the um seventh season with matt smith where you see john hurt It says an interesting john hurt as the doctor and everyone's everyone put their pampers and um In this one it says interesting john hurt as the war doctor and you're like, okay, we're getting a bit more backstory on You know and one thing you're kind of left wondering how did this doctor? Split off or are they traveling along his lifeline right by the end of because that's how like um what's in clara is Different time eras. I think so Um, so they're traveling along the doctor's own timeline because his like grave is like his own life energy or something I can make anything so stupid even stuff. I like and uh, yeah, so I'm really not wondering what's gonna happen And you've got uh, I'm not gonna talk about that doctor quite yet, but all right.
Well, I'm one thing up from the whiteboard before we do our segments The bible and star wars Okay, I'll try to keep the short um we got no conversation with one of the shouldn't the gap boys last night uh off air Um about star wars. I'm playing a new star wars app and i was showing them and he surprised me to know a lot about the vehicles Who knew um that's something that I built an at st. Which is little two legged walkers using an indoor Endor being a moon of indoor. I still don't like that.
But anyway, um No, I believe it's indoor for me. Okay. Um, you saw me wrong. Yeah, I did.
Yeah, um, whatever you thought warwick Davis was in Star Trek. Um Why did you hit my whiteboard? So it wouldn't make me less wrong or right anyway. Um, so I started talking and we started talking about anakin and uh How and it was very much the pattern as well.
I love the stuff I love and here comes from And I said, you know, I would have liked to see and pat brought this up and I agree Um an intellectual way. Um, I would like to see anakin kind of be kind of a damey and omen kid as opposed to I'm a pod racer. Oh, you're taking away from my mom. Yay And and gonzo was like, well, you know, seven you didn't know how you really had a react.
You just thought like I'm getting like I'm going on this adventure. I said, yeah, okay, I understand that Um, but but the kind of like payoff on that is that he carries on this guilt of leaving Um, and you see that manifested in his dreams of his mother's death at the hands of the the tuskan raiders. Um And I was talking and I said, well, you know, they really fucked up. I didn't like that It was an immaculate conception.
I thought it was once again going back to the phrase. Have you hands? I mean, it just was ridiculous. Um, and uh, uh, uh, I said, you know, all the the biblical overtones were just ridiculous And I went, you know, the I liked and this is where I kind of starts interweaving where I said I really like Luke's story because that's pretty much Jesus when he's 33 Like, you know, he's figured everything out and he's just you know rocking out.
Um, sorry What is the hang of Luke wines in the first one? Oh, but I want to go to Toshi station to pick up power converters So power converters like he has the why in the power converters. I think his voice almost cracks like yeah, like I love how much of a brat. He is the beginning of that and then you see I said you sign to see him manifested the jedi warrior and the third one when he goes to get home and you're like, yeah Yeah, return to the literal return to the jedi man.
Um, what is it the one he looks? He even sounds when he goes uncle. Oh, and this art team's got a bad motivator like oh god Good on you. Hamill good on.
Yeah. I mean, I love you to death Hamill, but I love you as the joker so much. Um So, um, the bible and star wars in the bible and star wars. So I said, you know, there's a reason the bible skipped Years and I went really no one gave a shit about Jesus growing up and no one should give him shit about fucking and again And like that's why the prequels truly suck no one gives a shit about the middle part He tried to tell me that the prequels are basically the parts of the bible they got left out because they were boring.
Yes And of course I have my issue with um, what's the third one that revenge of the sith? Uh, yeah, because the second one's clum wars, uh, attack of the clums. I was gonna say in the old very racist That and the fan we talk about this the fan amends have not been made and the story for the second as third prequels could have gone I mean could have just jumped in right with attack of the clums I mean other than it was c-spam with monster masks fucking horrible. Um, there's a medium Who's name I can't think of who does a whole bit about?
Jar Jar Vicks that how the first one he's just this kind of wacky outcast the second one He's a fucking senator and the third one he's a war criminal effectively. He votes He's the swimboat on the empire like I said if you couldn't hate him more you're like, oh for fuck's sake Like I said, he's a war criminal and he did a whole bit about his work while going later on in him You know saying that he did a bunch of bad things But at least the trains on tattooing always ran on time misa didn't know Misa just fell in order All right, so actually I was going to tell us exactly how we were wrong we were with that last conversation But let's get to this week's the internet told me I'm wrong. Yeah, uh, we're queen So internet goes we were wrong on the marvel netflix we figured out that it was Jessica jones not Jessica drew Obviously we talked about the alias comic and not spider woman. Um, the board queen.
I was from the movie first contact Um, not I think I said insurrection. Thank you. Yeah, I think I did too. Um, it was played by elis kring I mentioned that she actually plays a physician with I think like two lines in north or two Um position to yeah, she's yeah as guardian doctor or something.
Uh justice is up and all Um, the acronym for monkeys I was young justice young justice was mo and qi Which was stood for mobile optimal neural quotient infiltrators And it was it was I did find out it was I was I was I was I was right it was uh peter necklace doing the voice Who you would know as the crazy bastard from Ghostbusters 2 Um, and and i believe it was on as well. Wasn't he the crazy bastard on that Doesn't really know right now. Okay. Um, and then uh, anastart from rest of development was Uh short for a new start.
It was driving me nuts that um, I could not think of where it came from. So, um, while my list got really short on that one So it's great. Um Mistakes I made this week. You know how I both am working way way way too much.
Yeah, and you took on some responsibilities that weren't really yours Well, outside of that, um, I made a joke on twitter that you know, I'm a workaholic. I'm addicted to workaholic. I say that now And uh, um, oh, sorry Okay, fine. And uh, the owner has been floating around the cafe a lot lately, which is fine.
Um, but I gave him a chance to catch up with him about a few things and um He suddenly realized that not only do I have my background in designing marketing branding, but I'm also IT based Shit, I shouldn't say out loud at jobs. Um, because I become like the IT guy. Um, and I took it forward at all Um, my my mistake. I made the day was that um, I am so fucking busy doing everything for the network, uh, doing the thousand words a day Um, yeah, I know it's got my numbers, but at least I'm writing again.
Um And you know just trying to you know get through my day saying um, and and then we'll work the day job. Um That I'm so busy doing all of this that um, my brain will of course freak out if I'm bored at any moment Um, and I think I'm so comfortable being in the cafe that you know, I was running on autopilot closing and my brain's like, oh, you're running on autopilot. You need to pile on more shit and I uh, the boss was talking about um, not only more marketing, um, and marketing ideas and strategies But um, adding like a login page and title and make for internet views. Um, two hours is going to standard Yeah, um, I believe that was one of the things he'd said and he goes, would you know how to do that?
I said, well, I should I can look into it and probably design the page for that? I don't know. But the best part is I did preface it to him as I don't work for free I said, I'm willing to look into it if I can do it and if I can then we will and he goes, we'll talk You know compensation will figure something out. Um, okay, you're in coffee.
They already pay me in coffee. Um, but yeah, I mean outside of some minor managerial stuff this week, I literally piled on that where um, and I'm um, you know, I was approached to work on a pitch where television show, um, and I need to uh, I'm researching the animation techniques that she wants to use. Still haven't done that. It's been fucking two weeks like I just, how does hard work do it with?
He doesn't partake in naughty work. No, he does not. Nant his motivation is to get through all that shit so we can go home and do this hot, hot girlfriend to a dozen part in front of him. No, sitting at all for marriage.
Shreddies, I want to call him thunderpants. Oh, that's right. Sorry, sorry. Okay, social contract asshole.
Sanitizer versus washing your hands. Seriously, because we've got sanitizer floating in the cafe and I wash my hands every time I go to bathroom. Oh, no. Um, not because I'm unclean because I don't know what's touched the toilet.
I know where my picks been. Um, mostly. Mostly I'm using my things. Useless widgets, I believe was the term for my genitals we talked about earlier.
Yeah, I've been using my genitals to see useless widgets. Um, so. It's an underpants name. It just says that, uh, yeah, right across.
Um, yeah, here's a single. Um, so it's just for show ladies. It's just for show. I just social contract.
I mean, wash your goddamn hands. I don't care if sanitizer does not equal washing your hands. It could be if you don't have facilities available to wash your hands. Say you're in a car driving somewhere and you sneeze.
We'll sanitize your action. Uh, port bodies. Oh God, so much sanitizer. Um, my thing is that I don't know the signs.
I don't know if Purell equals washing hands in terms of cleanliness. But I think the act of washing your hands is a social goddamn contract. You know what I mean? I wash my hands like a thousand times a day because I work in a kitchen.
Or no one will love me. Or no one will love me. Good mower. You'll see that.
Yeah. No, it's gonna say unfortunately my mother accidentally gave me a really bad hand washing habit, which is they say you should wash your hands for as long as it takes you to sing a happy birthday song in your head. So now I sing that fucking song every time I'm washing my hands so I make sure I wash my hands long enough. For a birthday?
Okay. Don't be. Can't for the rights. Um, what day is two days?
Yeah. Ah, happy birthday. Thank you very much. So unfortunately obviously we're both a little tired and punchy so watch a goddamn hands social contract, asshole.
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