You're real good, you're real good, you're real good, you're real good, you're real good, you're real good, you're real good, you're real good, you're real good, you're real good. Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to a real good show episode 24, another edition of America's Best, Worst Canadian Sports Podcast, an episode that will be appreciated as pesky in its time, but several years later we will come to see that this was a real piece of shit episode that we never should have endorsed in the first place. In the meantime, we do endorse it. And here it is, episode 24.
As always, Justin Morissette with you and with me is. Stefan Hack, that was a Matt Cook reference. Of course. Just for our listeners.
And John looks like. Well, yeah, I'm John Cullen. And I also. You weren't sure about that one?
Well, you just because you called the episode a piece of shit before we were even doing it. Well, we appreciated that's pesky right now. Oh, I see. But here's several years from now.
Oh, several years from now. Yeah, yeah. When we play. So if you're listening to this in 2019, we'll watch that.
First of all, go fuck yourself. We've decided any future listeners. If you're not onboard in the calendar year 2015, we're done with you. That's what that's what that's what.
Because you know how people name their fans? Maybe we'll just name our fans the 15ers. Yeah. And it'll be just the people that got on board in 2015.
I like Real Goodniks. Oh, Goodniks is great. Yeah, Goodniks is a good one. Yeah.
Real Goodniks. Yeah, that's better than Real Gooders, which is what. Real Gooders. Yeah, that's good too.
I don't know. Real good Joe Blows. Well, let us know what you think. Are real good Joe's.
Yeah, real good Joe's is pretty good. Works too. Yeah, that's too bad. We've got, yeah.
Any of those is fine. I don't really care. I'm just basically saying, I want people to listen to this in the future, but I also want the people who got on board early to feel special. We're just jealous of you being in the future also.
I wish I could be in the future right now. I wish it was Christmas right now. Yeah, that's what I, yeah. Just eight days in the future.
And I'm just posted up at my parents' house in a bed of gifts. Yeah, free coffee. I also realized today that's our Christmas episode is going. You get around your parents?
No, bacon. Oh, bacon. Oh, eating bacon. I thought you said lay in naked.
No, it's like, you guys got a weird Christmas. I'm in for jammas. OK, yeah. Drinking coffee.
Be a naked. OK, sure. It's a tradition, man. Fuck.
I was going to say that I realized today that our Christmas episode is going to be episode 25. So that's perfect. Oh, whoa. We even knew that.
We planned that. Yes. I mean, yes. Sorry, we planned that.
I purposely stepped the show up to weekly at the exact right moment for 25 to fall during the week of Christmas. No, I didn't. Not at all. Not at all.
Well, and I purposely got the Just for a Last Festival this year. So we did one episode in the summer. Yeah, no, it was perfect. Yeah, and everything worked out very serendipitously.
I'm excited for a Christmas episode. I have a lot of reminiscing. I don't know. We're going to reminisce the Christmas episode at the end of year episode.
I guess we still would have another episode. We'll still have time to do it. Yeah. We'll confer on that.
It's like a Christmas themed episode. Give us some year-end awards, I'm sure. Things can happen over the course of year. I think you're in awards.
Okay, so maybe we can get our listeners involved in this. You guys see if you agree with this. But I think we do the 12 segments of Christmas and they can just make up a segment and then we have to do it. Yeah, I like that.
So send us in a segment on Twitter or at realgoodpot at gmail.com. And we will, yeah, we'll pick our 12 most favorite segments. You have a pretty good chance, I think, of getting your segment on the air because if we get 12 segments of it, I'm going to be pretty happy. Yeah, I mean, considering we're trying to give away this Beer-Salona FC jersey and have not had a single entry.
Well, I think we need to tweet that out, I realized, because it's the type of thing that maybe you'll kind of gloss over. It's like they're going to write it down at the time. Oh, yeah, there's this contest. Yeah, so you just write a promotional tweet that gets, like, retweeted or even faved, really.
We'll take faves as a half point and retweets as a full point, to get the most points on a tweet that we are tagged in. That is promoting the show or slandering the show, whatever you choose to do. Yeah, whatever. We'll win this Beer-Salona FC jersey, which we really do want to give it away.
So, if you're there on Stefan's recreational soccer team, you are more than welcome to enter that contest. And I guess we can go from there into the part where we thank our listeners for supporting the program. Okay. I guess we can support the program, other than just writing about the show on Twitter to try and win this Beer-Salona FC jersey.
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This is awesome. You've wished episode ever. Our review of the week this week comes from RealGoodJoe. Wow, yeah.
So he's already on more than he's been in. He's going to go with, I guess, for our fans. Indeed, he'll do it. He writes, this show is real good.
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You don't have to get complicated. We're not asking you to write an essay. You just got to go on iTunes, which again, click the white music note button. Throw your laptop in the garbage if it's still blue.
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It's a great show. I know some people occasionally complain that the music is too long. Our bumpers are too long. No offense to New Yorkie.
21 for doing the hard work on those things. I will say in this case, they might have a point because the music was longer than the review itself. That's okay, no. That's a good bit.
It's like a no. The music is longer than the review. We also have a new donor to thank this week. We don't have a donor song.
No, but it could just be us singing. Thank you. I was more upset. Thank you, Patreon.
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the way oh that's Gary's coming by just a little bit I was like a specific job and I did not get it it's kind of just going along with it just like a cat food just said haha it's important for you to know that what it's time for us to go and have a sweet games and a john's this evening which I'm really excited about yeah the rgs Christmas party is going to be a bag of cat food out there that's from me perfect but the money that you send in is for all of us and it also helps cover the cost of the program all that good stuff but we will get back to the program that you actually do enjoy it and send a cat food yeah we'll sell the cat food it's being about if you'd like to buy some cat food we really should officially be selling cat food starting soon we'll start a teespring but for cat food we'll do five other nations the patreon you get the handful cat food yeah yeah yeah we'll just throw it in a blow yeah so if you need some it's on the way don't have a cat you have the option to switch it to sag chili and a manila envelope is an envelope from the Philippines just one spoonful of stage yeah exactly yeah what you suppose many pack yes they've been below is it's probably the manila envelo see there we go big being you say envelope I say envelope yeah I don't know which is classier I think on because you do the all sound you know like people call me on oh stuff on you like that I hate it which means everyone's gonna call me right because I feel like but maybe that's your like sexy alter ego like Steve Urkel and Stefan or Kelle didn't alter you go to be sexy well I do I just Stefan yes Stefan yeah or no you have an elopostrop I think there you like step on like yeah yeah which is sounds like like yeah does that like which is what you would do to the girls that want you definitely yeah we should let's um sports like yeah well whatever say Muhammad Ali is so excited every time he gets mail he calls it thrilling vanilla the moment past yeah try nice you can't fucking come to me with the shit you've dropped already and that wasn't that I mean it was fine it wasn't like it wasn't like good yeah I liked it yeah I like that did you hear about that did you hear about that album that Michael Jackson recorded the Philippines was the thriller in Manila that's a thriller in Manila oh sorry my apologies a thriller in Ryan Miller I was thinking that too actually but better than to say it there's nothing thrilling about Ryan Miller exactly not at the moment but that is a perfect segue into the actual sports content on the program whatever I know John doesn't like it when we talk about the Canucks oh I know I don't like we can just talk about sports nets general yeah you know what Ryan's with Ryan Miller Chinchilla I feel like someone should Photoshop that Ryan Miller's face on a Chinchilla but yeah I mean your key yeah your or a granny I can see Ron you doing like or draw like Ron you might hand draw that yeah she's pretty good though see exactly but yeah so Rogers sports net is complaining that ratings are down 27% for Vancouver Canucks broadcasts this season from I don't know from last year from what they were expecting or what was the actual last year which I think the ratings are for the firelog channel because I would imagine really good yeah I was gonna say left on all the time yeah it's like about I would say that I would rather watch the firelog I would rather watch the highlights of the firelog so just the guys are yeah I was gonna say this is a firing poke the ratings are so high because everyone is waiting for the moment yeah when the poker comes in and prides the logs right yeah do you think they have like a like a highlight of the night where it's just like a bunch of different clips of him I would they should yeah because I mean sometimes he fucks up the poke someone we had like this little piece of kindling or whatever you kind of like tried to poke it on top of the fire and it's like you don't even roaring fire going you don't need any more kindling you know that was the misplated yeah absolutely top 10 bloopers of 2015 that's awesome I would love some commentary to just some just someone like shitting on him oh what the kindling oh boy real tough sequence there for whatever his name is I imagine it's like Jed well we were talking about ratings are down and I like the ratings of this part of it also well that tells you how exciting the Canucks are we gonna talk about a flaming log well that was well point not too dissimilar from actually watching the games they got blown out by Minnesota teams last night and instead I was the guy with the poker the Canucks were the the log channel it's not looking good for them right now it's looking even worse for sports nets in terms of being able to charge I guess add dollars is what they're primarily concerned about I would imagine but you know they were putting it on the fans basically and saying that people in Vancouver are just too fickle to support their team and that's why ratings are down and not that the team is terrible and sometimes the broadcasts are even worse sometimes they're really bad usually yeah sorry I just thought of a perfect commentator for the fireplace general Joe Buck Scott Oak oh I was gonna say Joe Buck he's really boring and monotone Scott Oak because his name is okay well done we're thinking of like a wood related announcer names now yeah but we can talk well think about it while we talk about the guy's next animation guest would be Kevin Woodley oh there we go now we're talking it's my turn now I turn now Don cherry wood I mean you're not wrong yeah it's a type of wood but yeah like that's pretty good I don't want to slam sports not too hard in case I someday would like to work there yeah that's a good idea me too but at the same time like Jesus these kind of broadcasts are gone off also tone deaf like it's just you have Marc Messier on like all the time yep there's nothing there's nothing I mean I know it's like a national broadcast now I like you I mean some take him or leave him some have come to appreciate him in an ironic sense in that like that is how far people have turned against Trevor yeah like I say it was right it was like back okay yeah okay what do you call the famous Barcelona striker where he can eat him the N.L. Messier messy a or oh I okay well so you get it yeah what do you call a French-Canadian meat pie who can't coach in the NHL Patrick Waugh John tortilla oh nice oh tortilla you write that before the show I've been thinking about it I like it's a little bit like Patrick Waugh line would get it I liked it I mean you were wrong me pie the real meat pie that I'm hardly probably work better yeah yeah like heart leaves sounds like a frozen meat pie and you don't really sound that French either Bob hardly yeah yeah he sounds with a name yeah yeah we played good I guess tonight you know we got the back end of the corner and stuff and we did it with them but you know it wasn't great for us I tell them to do the same things that I told the avalanche back in 2002 and for some reason it just doesn't work the same but it's actually pronounced half a leg regardless like so often and like I know a lot of people don't put a lot of stock into what the actual pre-game and intermission and post-game content is it is so rare that you watch a Canucks game on sports net which is the only place to watch them now that's the any of the like prepared segments in the intermission like the documentaries or whatever that they played at full time are actually Canucks related yeah and like the it was the hometown hockey game last week and I mean hometown hockey is a national thing yeah and I guess it was in Prince Edward Island but they had like a feature on like none of the players had played for the Canucks or I guess who were they playing that day it was Chicago Chicago I don't think any of them had played for Chicago either yeah I was they did the thing on Brad Richards oh did they even move from something like a regional Olympic home town for the lives in Prince Edward I just like an asshole but anyway none of that any of the Canucks you're like that's exactly what they did was all PEI but even like they don't have anything to do with the game at all it'll be like we'll take an inside look at the life in times of Milan Lucha each like what the Fox Sports net who wants to watch that in Vancouver yeah I was from Vancouver other than Jim Benin maybe well they do they do like the Daniel Chara also it's like they're actively trolling us they are I think they should be yeah but you can't then turn around mad enough watching the Canucks yeah be mad like watching the internet that's true actually you can't lay out a shit product and then blame the fans the universe and just be like like cat videos I would love that yeah it should be the log yeah or the log yeah either one just or a coffee get rios on fire just like oh that'd be great if he was the log yeah no that'd be really good I think like video streaming online rios video streaming online probably accounts for a drop in ratings also oh for sure because I don't have cable and not planning on getting cable anytime soon I illegally stream most for you everything yeah no same and I know that like we're not the majority but I think I have cable because I can afford it hey listen to Mr. Braggart over here it's not throwing a cable but I'd just rather I'll have it on the computer and I'll be just you know it's a bit more casual that way I think especially with the way they're playing yeah you're not really wanting to actually open it end of the game it's in like another tab yeah I can just switch to it yeah but yeah I mean I feel like part of growing up is not watching it on TV at your parents place anymore and also maybe having a job that makes you work through game times true and and I think that the Canucks had a very young fan base for a while there when they were on top over the last decade I'm not sure if there's numbers that can bear that out just you know going by the average age of people who are engaged on Twitter and also like who would have been on like the Canucks.com forums or HF boards or whatever these aren't old people these are people in the like mid 20s right now who don't have cable and probably don't have the time to watch the games because there's just too many of them frankly well I think on the internet also the Canucks seem to be one of the like snarkier fan bases and probably a lot of that has to do with like Twitter was kind of like just getting big right around the time that they went on the Stanley Cup run obviously was around before 2011 but like I got Twitter in 2010 and I felt like I was a pretty early adopter at that time so I think that might have something to do with it to that there's this kind of community that is that all sort of feels the same way about the Canucks right now not very good and is actively tuning out of the games and they maybe all came together because that was sort of the beginning of that or whatever but yeah like Rogers is saying that the fans are fickle in this city and don't support their team like you know what like I don't think it's fickle to be like this team sucks and you're lying to me you're just telling me straight bullshit lies about what this is I'm still gonna support you blindly that's stupid like well that's the classic argument of like fair weather fan versus like fan that's six through all of it because like you have fans that are fickle or fair whether or not saying that you're that but like that say oh well why would I support the team when it's bad that's just dumb well they have the dive I'm not paying attention to but I know what you're saying but that's what I mean is like I just think that's that's the crux of the argument those like I've had people say that to me and that's a hard point to argue with like yeah okay maybe I don't want to watch the team when they're bad but like there's some kind of satisfaction I guess also watch the team and just get mad about it there's different kinds of bad to you right there's like bad to the Canucks right now and then there's the bad like Toronto is yeah exactly like we're like we're like a case for the best A.
H. L. season of all time yeah and you're admitting bad guy saying it's gonna be tough it's gonna be bad and then we have a banning earlier this year saying yeah we can prove the decores 100 point playoff team we're even better than we were before we're not stupid don't you don't have to lie to us just come up and say this team sucks like I don't know what's worse that he actually if he thinks it's good or if he's lying to us I think the problem is that he thinks it's good yeah the moves that he makes seems to suggest that he thinks they're good which is terrifying and there's somebody went on a camera who was on TSN radio today being like well you have to look at it from acholine's perspective he's got 18,000 seats to sell he can't say that they're rebuilding it's like that would sell more seats yes it would it would you drop the ticket prices you would admit what you're actually doing and the place would be full of people who could afford to go and would know what they were getting well take it like single tickets now like 15 bucks yeah so you don't really have to drop the ticket prices anyways because that's happening yeah I'm like hurting their ability to sell to the packages in the first place people who buy them know that they can't resell them and don't want to go yeah but I guess that's probably enough yeah about that we could talk about PK Suban getting it's actually pronounced pick up oh yeah that's the big news yeah yeah so who wants who wants him to change it is there's a specific person or I can't remember it was just like someone it was brought up on Twitter I don't remember exactly who said it but there was definitely like a movement to have him it's a French protection group yeah of course French language protection group the sociacian polas sutian a lusage lon fonce it's like it's Lucian association it's it's Lucian Bouchard basically this is his new job is he still alive no he died didn't he oh fuck I was not saying his segment is Lucian Bouchard alive the fan favorite yeah they love it he is still okay there you go so it's like him and like John charade that's like this is their new this is their new deal they like they're like yeah let's just okay we can't obviously make it in politics let's go after hockey that's something else Canadians care about yeah yeah because I guess the whole thing is like when they assault on the French language for him to choose that his name well I don't even think it's that Peca I thought it was like in the stadium they thought that they should say like because they announced the goals in French and English so you do the French pronunciation of Peca yeah but like not his name really that's not what he's yeah because we don't like change the pronunci every other player who has like a foreign name like we'll come out to the media if it's being said wrong or whatever and it's like this is what my name is please call me this now yeah and that is met with respect and that's what happens yeah but you know sorry Montreal like he he like the most mind-boggling thing about it is that like Peca's you ban is the perfect player in so many ways yeah it's like so much money he's awesome player watching yeah he's like you know very aware of his marketability and how to brand himself which is not something that like you know you want a player to be aware of but like he well in the NHL like some players are bad at that yeah NHL is not a good lead for marketing player he is a star he presents himself as a star he gave the single largest donation that any player has ever given in like yeah suck it seduce down in that the atrium at Montreal Hospital you're still gonna find something to complain about with this guy who fucking kidding me well yes they they will because they don't like him they should have come home and played for Toronto with Stephen Stemko's which is gonna happen obviously if you favor the tweet they had the signs of the game yesterday love it here's my thing I think and I tweeted about this yesterday I think they're gonna go pay costume and just go all the way rename him Kerry pre that's true it should be the way around yeah copy yeah true actually Carl Pernell yeah he responded today by saying my name is PK but if they want me to call me but if they want to call me P key or pay car I've heard pay car before it's okay but since we're changing the pronunciation of my name and stuff just start calling me Denzel why not well I kind of like the idea that PK will actually start doing that people be like so is it do I say PK suit and he's like it's actually pronounced Denzel you like wait where do you get that from well if he is Den and the KZ exactly I like that I mean his first name is Purnell which is awesome like I sort of feel like I should just go with that yeah Purnell is pretty dope yeah like if he was in the NFL he would go by pernell he'd be pernell Carl yes you band he have to be 100% balls no but his last name would be like Sue Bandic's for now Carl's Suban Hicks hyphen Dix yeah but here's a note on those that don't get that reference please look it up I'm not calling Suban a dick we're saying that there's a great NFL play name haha Clinton Dix yeah we've talked about him on the show so yeah but I just you know we got a you know I just want to double Jack it you never know who's listening out there there's a little note the ball you can send their from the Toronto Sun that says this isn't the first time the ASULF has entered into a war of words CJAD also reports the organization is hoping to change the English term tailgate to rendezvous Davon match yeah I don't really follow off the time exactly the rendezvous before the match if you're at a TV you can barely say the word tailgate yeah you want to be that I like 16-cell but also like that would actually be a new great like party game when our Canadians stay up closest to the actual name when our Canadians tailgating though never yeah like this is doesn't happen we we saw a Canadian thing we could like find a way to save the CFL and make it like interesting and relevant again and not your dad's League by like embracing a party element to it like the NFL does NFL games are amazing to go to live it doesn't matter who was playing I went to a game five years ago between the Seahawks and the Cardinals it was the worst game I could have ever possibly about that they were both terrible neither team scored a single touchdown I went to one of those games to a south of Pittsburgh it was nine six at one point there was a fumble recovery inside the ten yards like they just shanked the original kick to like start it was the very first play of the game the original kickoff was dropped for a fumble and recovered inside the ten yard line and the Seahawks had to settle for a field goal so but you still have fun it was the greatest sport and experience I've ever had yeah because the tailgating atmosphere around the entire arena yeah yeah it's awesome everybody's super friendly everybody's having the best time ever the food is so good so there's only like eight or nine games that you get to host in your city every year so they make them count and the CFL is like well there's probably about the same number of games but they just happen and I don't care does anyone care yeah tailgating would be a lot of fun yeah well I mean I like I'm a season ticket holder for the white caps who are arguably not arguably they are like Vancouver's party team like people go to the game get drunk the tickets are very affordable and there's no tailgating there either like I think that's a place where it would start and it still has it like I don't think it's part of Canadian culture my back I don't know if Ontario football and Alberta well maybe I'll burn up and so cold it's tailgating for like stampede what yeah it's freezing cold I mean they tailgating Buffalo all the time yeah I'm having sex between cars and yeah that's how they keep warm yeah we've all been not in cars between cars yeah between cars well because the cars are providing warmth yeah not much cover though no definitely not much cover that was the impressive part about that yeah I don't know if it's like an RCMP thing though because they would also have to just like pretend to be chill we have to be drinking in a public drinking and that's probably part of it I'm sure oh I'm sure yeah absolutely I think yeah that's why some teams even to have a bigger tailgate culture than other teams probably because the state laws probably vary from state to state but you know you talk to people who are super passionate about the CFL and like there's people who go to the great cup every single year one of the donors to the scary program Sam Anderson is a huge CFL fan and this is like the first year and several years that she did not go to the great cup party and she was super sad because it is just a full week where you just go wild having a crazy party with people who are passionate about the same sport that you are yeah and it's so special and no one else don't find those people yeah when you go to an average game yeah no it's a Canadian thing to yeah before the great cup it is a lot of oh for sure yeah but you know I don't know I don't know what we could do about that it's a cultural thing I know that when I went to the Seahawks game as well tailgating was included as like part of my ticket it was like this NFL Canada promotion and included in our ticket price was two hours before the game they had converted a parking lot into a barbecue and you got all you could eat all you could drink and a bunch of couches under tents with TVs on playing the early NFL games and so we just went there two hours before it was like Memphis style barbecues like whole park and ribs and all that kind of stuff just jammed a bunch of that down I don't drink but obviously everyone else was taking advantage of the all you could drink policy and then stumbled over the game so that was like even just part of our ticket like that's part of the whole experience it's so loud to you can't you can't compare this experience and then I feel gonna see it again like you just can't compare it in a fucking really anything that I know no other than maybe the family cup playoffs yeah and even then it's not the same type of thing yeah like the NFL is different because the cheering directly affects results on the field as you get you can force the opponent into a false start penalty so people feel like they're direct when their team is on defense they feel like they're directly affecting the opposition which they are what this is going to like I couldn't hear myself talk oh it's horrible it's like unbelievable like it's horrible for that but like great like it's still a fun if it's so as a you've designed yeah to the field so it's just yeah it's a crazy crazy experience I don't know if you're like the white caps or the lions or anybody Canadian franchise anywhere how would you even go about like creating a tailgate culture like it wouldn't be too hard I think to like make it pick up once the ball got rolling because you know if you just brought like 20 food trucks from across the city and park them on the concourse and just created like a big party atmosphere the lines like do put out like bouncy castles and shit before every game it's like a family like face paint sort of thing and you know I don't even know if kids go to that honestly like it seems like that's very busy the games I go to even the kids are like CFL not for me but I guess like mentioning food trucks they're like it how long did it take for food trucks to even be a thing in Vancouver too long yeah like the liquor laws here it's would never happen handout permits takes like years now it's like a third biggest food truck city in North America which is crazy yeah but took forever there it did some delicious food trucks and my favorite is roaming dragon nice yeah that one parks my house my favorite one I'm gonna sound like a huge loser here no it's a Culver City salads like a big solid guy now and they make amazing salads and the two girls that run the truck are super nice and yeah check it out my favorite one is the one that crashed into Duffin donuts on the weekend is Duffin's clothes right now I didn't know that I was I wasn't around here yeah I was texting you about that no a giant SUV crash you did you posted in the group message yeah I just missed that I guess it was pretty sweet well not sweet but like crazy I was an SUV oh I see that's a food truck yes okay see what I did there very Vancouver specific joke that even around this table only John but one person is still enough anyways it's all it matters you know moving on we were talking for a moment there about pick up Stephen Sam goes to go see you potentially be Stephen Sam Cote I do just want to say that Duffin's done it's tweeted out an image of the truck in their in their window and said Duffins now has drive through that is that's awesome that's enough to make you want a patron a business well donut is the best it's awesome it's so good I mean you brought donuts from there when we did our our morning our Sunday morning two weeks ago I couldn't believe that they're an independent business that's open 24 hours of sandwich placing at anything yeah like literally in the food options they're like anything you can actually get anything that's not a joke this episode of real good show brought to you by the good folks at Duffins donuts yes it's a place we actually like yeah that'd be sweet if they actually gave us some shit but Stephen Sam Cote's gonna be on my team maybe in Toronto this week playing it very coy basically he kind of just like grinned and buried it through all of his press time barely said anything if I'm not mistaken I didn't say anything of worth because you know he he said it with his fingers on Twitter a few weeks ago yeah I'm ready did by accident he keeps a family favorite in these two weeks well I mean that does happen like you do occasionally like there's that little plus sign where you actually follow people yeah I mean this is a little suspicious even well three tweets about yes yeah so we know he's looking at them at the very least he's getting close enough to favorite them and you think he'd be careful sorry I'm Bob McKenzie on Twitter today I had to like couch his speculation as speculation because everybody takes Bob's word as gospel of course but he said that all signs point to stamp goes leaving Tampa this is the first person to actually come right out and be like I really don't think he's gonna be you know a lot of people have kind of danced around it and Bob's maybe the only one with enough cache aid actually be like yeah no he's probably gone crazy though no matter where he goes oh yeah doesn't happen anymore well if you think about like people were lining up dump trucks at Brad Richards door and I mean he was like a declining asset yeah and he was about 25 yeah only comparable player I can think of to actually hit the open market like this would be Ilya Cobalt chuck and that was a while ago yeah and worked out real well for the devil's we're like Paris a yeah but again like yeah it was a level above yeah I'm cobalt chuck on Stan coast level I would say like I'd say that's a very competitive time yeah oh for sure yeah and that was you know he just knew that he was going to be the only guy of that caliber to get anywhere close to free agency and made a literal vault full of money yeah but by doing that yeah so Stan coast is gonna make that no matter where he goes Toronto seems to think it's them you were very convinced you've been writing that fan fiction since this show started episode one baby what what is in my erotic fan fiction notebook and what needs to be shared are two very different things but I uh well no honestly I don't know where he's gonna go I just like to believe it's to my team and why wouldn't I like to believe that like or at least fantasy's welcome or yeah from mark I'm an apparently like he I was reading an article saying that like he's just one of those guys who actually like legit loves like Toronto and I guess when he's like back for the summer it's just like really normal like he plays beer league softball that's what they're talking about in the article that like I guess someone was doing an interview with him and he was like oh I got a softball game tonight you want to just come to that and then I'll talk to you like after the game or whatever and then yeah I guess he was like trying super hard like he hit like three home runs or something and dove for catches in the field and like whatever and then the interviewer was asking their buddies and they're just like yeah like no one bugs him like he just everyone knows him and he just has all his friends here and he's just a chill dude and though I was kind of surprised today to see Darren Dureger who's basically the Joseph Goebbels of the Toronto man who's go on Twitter and be like the sense from the sense that he gets is that Zubin is gonna go to a contender like a team that's ready to win stamp goes again yeah yeah sorry who did I say whoops stamp goes it's gonna go to a contender a team that's ready to win right now and that would seemingly take the Leafs out of the running you would think I would think I honestly if the Leafs draft like if they get Austin Matthews or even if they get close like pulley RVs a really good player like if they're in the top three picks this year and they make a couple shrewd moves I would say the Leafs are two years away with who in that well that's what I mean yeah exactly they need a goalie and they probably need another top defenseman which doesn't grow in trees but they actually have a surprisingly underrated defensive core and and then if you look at all the forwards they've got coming through the pipe right now you know Nieland or Marner Brown Leipzig you know they've got a solid core there for sure so I think it's actually closer than people think it is I mean basically I read a great staff this week that said with without Bernier and Nat the Leafs are actually like 12 and 7 or something like that like Babcock looks good he does right and so Babcock has them playing good hockey like it's not it's not a stretch to imagine that if they even had just a couple more pieces in place it would be a playoff team exactly so then you add a couple more pieces plus Samco's now all of a sudden you're like shit yeah and the Marlies are dominating the HL yeah well that's yeah they're I was reading an article today that was saying that if they keep up their current pace they will be the best AHL team of the past decade and like the teams that they're compared with in terms of like their total points goals for goals against are like stacked teams like teams that were crazy good during the lockout the year that Detroit kept like all their prospects so it was like it was like Hoodler, Nyquist, Erickson like they were all okay there now yeah exactly like they were all on Grand Rapids and so yeah so the Leafs team is comparing to that right now which is pretty unbelievable so so there's pieces there I can't remember who it was though I saw somebody on Twitter saying like if he's going to go to a team that's you know on the verge of victory to join a real contender and he went to the Montreal team of course that would be the fucking funniest thing that happened and it would be very typical of my entire Leafs fandom they also just don't have the money to make that happen though I don't think so I don't think so it would be they yeah they would have not a lot else like they probably be the only team I can think of in this era to have an elite player in every position yeah and they would be paying them all elite money yeah because what their pay price nine and Suban eight or nine and then the Sam Coast wants like 11 so you're you're tying up like roughly 30 million dollars in three players yeah it's pretty hard to build a team I mean it's possible but it's tough if you draft well yeah but who knows especially it's tough because goalies are such a you know who knows the price right like he's got this lingering injury who knows what might happen is Suban like the cornerstone demand you want to build your whole team around probably not like I mean he's unbelievable he's unbelievable but he still is I don't know I don't know if he's as like you need a complimentary piece with him he's not gonna carry your entire team yeah Suban with like Chris Tannov yeah the greatest parent yeah unbelievable the one last thing I was gonna say about Namco's was that the signs that they were being given to the sign Samco's yeah the sign Samco signs and Stan's and Stan's yeah I'm gonna go by TSN radio is owned by Bell which owns the Leafs so tampering so like how like at what point is that tampering basically like how much can Bell do well do they ban the sign oh they didn't actually bring them out and they weren't allowed in the way of the door well that makes sense okay so it's like a they realize oh shit yeah yeah this is tampering we'll get a little bit yeah I mean yeah but I kind of like that idea like team owners just like paying fans like hey here's this guy's address if you happen to just end up at his house and you just want to tell him that it might be kind of cool if he plays here I mean we're not gonna stop yeah I like it well we will go from there to the world of mixed martial arts where UFC 194 was this past Saturday night at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas Nevada got made up there of course being Jose although versus Conor McGregor a fight that lasted all of 13 seconds I didn't see the fight but I saw the vine afterwards which is cool to mine I guess is the whole fight yeah that's all you really need to do mostly with UFC fights like I don't know why anyone would shell out like the hundred dollars it is 60 you bought it yeah that was a really good card it was one of the best I think it was probably been the best I've seen a hat since UFC 100 yeah this is like a fight that had been had been delayed for several months yeah because all they got injured before it was supposed to happen before in July and so like basically almost a full year of hype for this contest and McGregor is the best at hyping fights so it's a year of your best hype man hyping the fight and not only that but kicking someone else's ass in the meantime while chirping although the whole time that he was like a pussy for backing out of his fight yeah it was 13 seconds yeah it was pretty amazing like I yeah yeah I love McGregor I think he's just the best like he's so he's so funny he's such a good talker but he's also very smart and he's like he's very cocky in the lead up but then very humble in victory or defeat and everything that he says comes true yeah see it's like like Cam Newton you can't be mad at his cockiness if he's right about everything yeah yeah if you pack it up yeah yeah well that's the thing is like I've never seen that before in the UFC and like how was although not like paying attention to that like that was a way like Ariel Hawani was talking about that where he's like maybe it's like a language barrier or maybe you're just like trying to shut your fighter out in the couple days before the fight but like McGregor went on multiple news programs after the way in and said like yeah I saw his right hand shaking and I feel like that's a tell I feel like he's gonna try and hit me too hard with his right hand and I'm not gonna be there he also said he's like too emotional yeah he's gonna like come at me and overreach and leave himself on protection yeah well I was with the commentary was great to because Joe Rogan literally says right before they start fighting so they've just done all the announcements and everything they're on the opposite sides of the cage Joe Rogan goes I'll tell you Mike Conor McGregor looks real he looks loose he looks relaxed he looks so comfortable in there and although he looks like a man feeling the pressure this moment Mike but we'll see what happens and then McCarthy's like okay here we go and then 13 seconds later on the map did you see his corner's reaction to the knockout yeah all those the guys like heart racing someone died in front of him have you seen it just no his corner man literally looks like yeah yeah yeah he just saw a car wreck yeah yeah look like he but the thing was it almost look because the stage the way it happens in stages is like it's like he's watching a firing squad like he knows that the person's about to get shot but when it happens he still doesn't like it's a little disappointed when I did see the clip of the fight because I heard 13 second knockout punch well it didn't look that insane yeah right it's just really look like he got knocked out his eyes were open the whole time he wasn't like oh yeah but he had no idea where he was he got up yeah so he was out for sure it wasn't it wasn't spinning back to took to unprotected blows to the face after falling down yeah so like he's done but like I don't know I brought that up to my roommate and Graham was just like I'll do respect man you have no fucking idea what you're talking about you watch too much wrestling yeah I think people can just take punches of the face and get up well that's a thing right it's like you know what does Connor say precision beats power yeah time and beat speed every time but you know I just expect a guy that when I hear like people going oh no I got out for him to just definitely when I was watching it for the first time like live I felt like you're it almost felt like it felt fake almost because when all though because all the falls forward to like he doesn't fall backwards like normally you knock a guy out he would call us backwards or he crumples like straight down whereas all though fell forward you're almost like how did that even happen then you see the replay and you can see all those brains and face like getting scrambled I don't watch it like ten times to understand what was really good but basically I essentially I guess it's just basically a spot on your jaw where if you ever get hit flush in that spot you're gonna be knocked out yeah pretty much like with a decent punch like it doesn't have to be yeah right in the like yeah like where the chin meets the jaw yeah it was the perfect spot so they can do this fight again I don't think so I don't think they're gonna do it I don't think no I imagine all that wants to know I'm sure all that wants to but they're saying that either because McGregor wants to be the first UFC champion to hold belts in two divisions okay and because Dana White has a strict policy that he if you want to move up or down a division you have to vacate the belts because he doesn't the reason is he doesn't want a belt to sit to sit fallow to just right because if he's the other division yeah yeah and Connor's like I don't care I want to fight more so apparently the current plan has him facing moving up and facing the winner of dos and Joe's and sereni which is this weekend they're fighting for the lightweight belt which is the next division up from Connor so he would go up to 155 and fight them in like March because sereni likes to fight a lot to you he had one year where he fought eight times so sereni loves to fight too so and the thinking is that sereni is gonna beat dos and Joe's I think Dana White thinks like okay well if sereni beats dos and Joe's he'll want to fight again just and yes it doesn't matter I think everyone just says dos and I'm sure it's I'm sure it's like I'm sure it's like everyone in the USC says dos and Joe's so I'm just into that mode well I'm a member of the Association of Spanish language my apologies so yeah I wait yeah what's the Spanish is that what it is well I'm just quay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay yeah so I think that it'll be they're saying anyway that he's gonna fight them in March and then he's gonna fight Frankie Edgar further 145 dropping back down because the thing is Connor walks around at like 170 he actually does a deep cut to get to 145 like it's a really tough cut that he does and you can tell because like even in the cage like he looked a lot bigger than Aldo like although is a typical featherweight he's like short and stocky and hits with a lot of power for a featherweight that's been his strength through all the years is that he's stockier and whatever you know generally guys when they're cutting weight they're longer and leaner you know so that and that's Connor's build but yeah he does a tough cut so getting to 155 ram will actually be not that bad but then yeah then it'll go back down to 145 and fight Edgar in July at UFC 200 which is where they're also trying to do the Rousey home rematch oh that's potentially puts the un-punk on that card to you maybe really I don't know he's supposed to fight in the next like six months oh really yeah it's possible they cuz UFC 100 had a big anniversary card well yeah that's a thing UFC 100 was their biggest card to date I don't know if it did the most buys because the UFC's gotten more popular since then but it's certainly at the time that was when Brock Lesnar fought Frank Meer and he won the title for the first time GSP fought Dan Hardy I want to say on UFC 100 and there was another title fight on that card to you I can't remember so there's three title fights on one card and I think they want to do kind of the same thing again I could also see wide men getting a rematch against Rockhold and I could see them thrown out on that card possibly I was gonna say I talked about Creed on the show last week the movie not the band but like it seems to me like I love the movie yeah it seemed like a very strange time to romanticize boxing in the way that the film does because like all of the fights in the movie are like dudes throwing bombs at each other for the whole duration and that doesn't happen in boxing anymore basically no it's like a dance you know we saw that with with Pacquiao versus Mayweather oh totally and fight of all time yeah to be just avoiding each other for the entire time it's a sweet science but like Rockhold versus Lezner was like more like that oh yeah it was a death I mean rock I can't for a man's top of the fight rockhold was pumping wide men for a friend with dudes just fucking destroying each other for pretty much the end I know that Herb Dean I think the referee was thinking that it was like Lesnar and Carwin that was like the first time Lezner got rocked was again Shane Carwin and car win beat the piss out of Lesnar and same thing Lesnar got saved by the Bell and then he can't and then Carwin was completely gassed it was like the Homer Simpson like he just basically came out and like pushed Carwin over in the second round and won and then yeah so I think that Herb Dean was like okay it's pretty close to the Bell wide men gets champey advantage maybe he can you know and like he just was done like I've never seen someone take that much punishment like he was getting absolutely fed by like it was almost tough to watch yeah I was just just gonna say like I love the movie a very fictionalized version of boxing that probably would have been better as an MMA movie but then it couldn't be like a rocky legacy film yeah yeah well a lot of people said like Warriors I haven't seen it's Tom Hardy it's Tom's religion what's the one that made him fight he's he's an MMA one to it's me I don't know if that one would be good yeah it was fight up to the stage of New York to fight up to the streets yeah Warriors actually a really good movie though yeah I heard it's excellent directed by the same guy who made miracle the hockey movie about that yeah yeah yeah and it's very like cliche in all of its characterizations and motivations and everything but still a super super entertaining film and Tom Hardy walked up huge for that one like he's fucking jacked crazy so ladies if you're listening you want to ogle Tom Hardy warrior who does film to check out but speaking of SmackDown so we will go from the UFC to the NBA where Robin Lopez continued his time in mascot assaults this time with a stop in Sacramento where he took on Slamson the lion great name yeah the mascot of the second five round boat it might be his best work yet honestly in that just Lamson came out try to make peace with him originally like the shook hands they it was a photo opportunity and then before the photo was taken Slamson like snuck around and changed his shirt from a Sacramento Kings jersey to an I'm with stupid t-shirt at which point at the arrow pointing at Robin Lopez was stupid after the photo was taken Lopez recognized the change had been made and just went off and jersey to rip the shirt off yeah rip the shirt off pushed him to the ground he got back up he pushed him back down again so his his mascot destruction to her continues for now five and oh no this season anyway yeah yes because I've been told apparently this is a long-running yeah it's ongoing gimmick that Robin Lopez has been doing I think I think he seriously detests I think what it was probably with a lady and she cheated on him with a furry and now he is like I'd like to see Robin Lopez on a furry convention I would love the same but a mascot made Robin Lopez the crime man yes I'm saying Robin Lopez was cocked by a buck bango yeah bango the buck that was why he got real vicious with bango this is too fresh for me I just thought we should check in on our official player absolutely and we came very close to taking credit for the Golden State Warriors first loss last week when yeah like the Boston Celtics were gonna hand it to them because we of course had given Boston Celtics GM Danny Ainge a clip of the week yes the RGS bump nearly nearly dumped the Warriors in the end it's the bucks that give them their first loss just a week after we talked about bango on it's so I'd still so technically if we just keep talking for long enough about enough things we can take credit for literally everything and we will absolutely going from the NBA now to the NFL which will be the home of our clip of the weekend just a moment but there was an even better clip almost that we couldn't find audio for Steve Smith oh yeah NFL player Steve Smith with I really really wish there's like I was already for this and then it was the Michael Bennett quote we talked about JFK things that he blamed Mattie Stafford Michael Bennett had another great quote this he did actually he did you sent it to us I believe there's no audio for that either no this is the problem all these NFL guys keep dropping unbelievable quotes with no audio but anyways he's Smith was at a Christmas charity event for the Ravens and someone asked him about Santa Claus and he said you come down my chimney in the middle of the night that's gonna be your last delivery so he's Smith at a Christmas charity event threatened to murder Santa Claus put him Santa Claus on the enemy's list yeah maybe he was saying it's his last delivery come in have some milk and cookies it's gonna chill you know maybe that's what you're saying I think it was probably the murder yeah I think so too this was the Michael Bennett quote this week question great quote when you guys were struggling earlier in the season did you know you would get back to this level of play Seattle Seahawks that we're referring to yes Bennett now we thought we were gonna lose the rest of our games my confidence was so low sometimes couldn't even look at myself in the mirror I love that I just wish more players would would be super sarcastic yeah no maybe he was being serious I mean I've been a situation with certain BCHL teams where that's not far from the truth so really you can look yourself in the mirror I mean I could right the team could maybe the team could yeah or at least the owner and coach yeah they have the errors there they can't afford yeah yeah the mirrors are all gone well we're checking in on official players though Jeanie Bouchard it's gonna be on ballers season two yeah she is all right look forward to that well that my genie in the rock a future clip of the week this is also a quote that we I guess I could find video but I'll just read it instead Louie Skola of each run around oh yeah this is great to speaking on the Philadelphia 76 right they're eventually going to win they're going to ruin somebody's life well they beat Kobe so I don't think they ruined Kobe's life but they did meet the Lakers I mean that's how bad I mean yeah it's just the Lakers but our clip of the week actually comes from the NFL where AJ McCarron has well baby taken over starter duties for the injured Carson poll no any Dalton any Dalton rather I saw I was like I could see you thinking of the player and I was like don't say Carson Palmer yeah and I didn't catch you sorry that's okay that feels all I feel yeah it's fine I know that any Dalton is no I know I know I've there to we talked about him a few weeks ago we did we did yeah I was just trying to think of who their boring white guy quarterback is a person in the came to me with Carson Palmer yes they're real boring white guy boring quarterback is AJ McCarron who at least spice things up again by comparing himself to a man he often compares himself to and we'll hear some of that right now in the clip of the week now you got him first out I love it you got a lot pressure moments that's what makes you great when the great ones really shine and you know I guess Tom Brady was in the same situation when he had the opportunity so I gotta make the most of it do my job each week know we have a unbelievable defense and you know don't turn the ball over and we have a chance so obviously when he is comparing himself to the greatest quarterback of all time and you know talking about how he loves the pressure situations and stepping up he is obviously talking about a situation where he came into the game and overwhelmingly won the game for his team correct right yeah that's a case actually you threw two touchdowns and two interceptions and one of the touchdowns was like 60 yards after the catch by a jig ring yes and the Bengals went on the loose against the Steelers so but in this analogy a Jim Caron thinks Andy Dalton is like drew bled so so he's basically saying any Dalton I'm going to take your job yeah he's trying to cock Andy don't yeah yeah he's trying to make any don't any don't kind of does look like a broken thumb in a big way I mean he was crying about being called a red rider be yeah well he also what already made him the crime yeah if a Jim Caron fuck his wife then agent is going to cement his crime and status yeah I like it but he didn't care and also sounds way more like either a professional golfer or professional bowler I say bowler for sure I mean or no no no I mean for sure and kind of like he was talking yeah yeah that too yeah I love pressure moments yeah that sounds like a real tough moment you know those seven tens are real tough when you come up there but you know this is what we're all about you know I think this is exactly how Pete Weber junior got his start and you know it's nice throwback thank you they lost by 13 points 33 20 and one of their big rivals to Pittsburgh so you know just keep comparing yourself to you know one of the best there is in the game and at least draws attention away from him saying that he supports Donald Trump and everything he does because he's a big fan he's a good close friend friend support my friends yeah it's always good so it's always good so it's tough to say who said a dumber thing this week AJ McCarran or Tom Brady himself it hasn't been a great week for white former backup quarterbacks well we will go from the clip of the week and pass right over the tafford tracker this week nothing happened nothing doing on that for unfortunately and go right in to the Twitter mailbag it's out of time it's later time it's it's what it's a what it may be not a time you got me that's question Stephanie good in the mailbag this week no surprise no that's no line Irish dinosaur I'll see we go which Olympic event will be most improved by increasing gravity and which by decreasing it I think javelin would be good in low gravity just make it go super far like stab somebody yeah that'd be great um yeah like I think if you were going to decrease the gravity and javelin there would have to be a crowd of people that run away like you do like you would do the hundred meter dash at the same time yeah that would make sense and try to hit them yeah anything jumping right yeah like ski jump would be on but they would never come down you just have a bunch of fins floating around in the atmosphere yeah I think in the atmosphere yeah okay train yeah yeah that's right what about a one increasing or decreasing or decreasing or better there what neither yeah I guess it's kind of a boring because yeah because like if you increased it you just ski slower kind of a bad sign if your sport doesn't get improved either way yeah it really wouldn't actually yeah because you just ski slower so get worse and then increase gravity be like the same yeah basically yeah we got we got here from at swamp dweller Danny Dilbert enjoyer who writes which athletes do you think email their teammates wives email their teammates wives Ryan yeah this Kessler use email yeah that's all he uses he doesn't know what a text we've got multiple cell phones right or is that no it's both of them yeah multiple why this was this was revealed on there between two's and bony's talk okay yeah and then the show was taken down and edited significantly and then put back up and that little tidbit about them both having multiple cell phones surprisingly yeah it's not in there because it's really only cock like it's only cockers and drug dealers have two cell phones basically and so what was their reasoning in the video they just laughed about it there's like you know you know it's a two cell phone you know that's about okay yeah like Kessler's wife must be like they must have an open relationship like it's gotta be she's got to know what's going down I'm sure she does she has to yeah she's going to moxies or the rocks yeah for anything that ends in oxy and when their house is broken she doesn't want them to ever epoxy it that was a bit of a small thing I'm just said anything that ends in oxy don't to the show Jessica Lee at Kentucky Daria writes in which us presidential candidate would be the most successful GM I thought I was hearing the other way around us hearing which GM would be the most successful I think Ben Carson would probably do a decent job as the general manager of the Vancouver Canucks because he just fucking lies about everything which would be part of the course with what we're dealing with now I think Donald Trump would actually make a good team president yeah not a GM necessarily but if he's like a figurehead oh if he was the if he was the president of like the New England Patriots they would be the greatest he'll team in all of Zen Carson would be good for a few stupid quotes Chris Christie to both would be great Chris Christie's like a sports man to which you don't necessarily want as you know Ben Carson be hilarious feel like Chris Christie and Rex Ryan would be like a great yeah my favorite Chris Christie thing is how he absolutely loves Bruce Springsteen and Bruce Springsteen has released multiple statements saying how much he hates Chris Christie yeah it's always solid your kichuan one okay as we had a couple this week I've got one of them right here which athletes names sound like they should be a curse word sounds like it should be a curse word wrong talking about so I always thought Sergei Gonshire I got a TV just a gong char like a bunch of gong char got a bad case of gong char right now yeah does kind of sound like it's a combination of words gong char like your dick on fire so that does really that's why we thought it makes sense well there was that athlete was the basketball player in Manitoba's last time as fuck remember that I talked about that so I think that's kind of cheating I guess yeah that's kind of cheating wild weekend man I came down with a brutal case of gong char yeah that's yeah yeah that one's pretty good I would it needs like an eat like it needs to be like gone charia I guess though it's like a I a I was not like Casper well what what desperate a stick but yeah well that's more like an act I guess so it's only curse word but kiss kind of sounds like it does kind of sound like a good yeah yeah yeah you get to that if you farted you could yeah exactly yeah like a new fart by accident yeah I dick it pick up that sounds like a good question from your kids that sounds like a Mandarin word but as well just be more of a chuck Smith at Chuck's a hoyer writes in if you were a guest on Jeremy Ronik's new podcast what would you want to talk about oh that empty net goal we score or not the goal is 500 goal when it bounced off the partition and went between who was it because I think he was playing with San Jose when you scored it yeah and it was the ugliest five on the goal of all time yes it bounced off the glass and then just roll between the guys legs who isn't that for Phoenix it was someone bad it was against Phoenix was against Sean Burke it might have been Burke or it could have been oh man guessing former coyotes goldies this is a oh yeah Brian Boucher nice oh joslin Tebow was there for a while too I think yeah anyway the goal I've never seen it it's hilarious it's such a bad goal no always um no check manic wasn't there was he no he went from Philly to LA and then went to the league Roman check manic I would go I would probably talk to JR about the time that I saw him on Granville Street during the Olympics and really wanted to talk to him but didn't because I'm too polite to bother someone like oh you know it was I thought it was it's Alex all he was in there I forgot he was okay yeah I wanted to say all but yeah and that's what I was asking about because like I said if you happen to just type in Jeremy Ronik five hundred goal it's really funny I was asking about drugs well yeah friend of the show Mitch Pollock writes in who's the better small hero Johnny hockey or tiny Tim Antman wasn't an option Antman is the finest choice I need him really a hero I mean he's just injured are we talking about a little bit of a tiny Tim from a Christmas Carol or are we talking about this time you do it whatever he did with it wrong oh it's not a hero I think we're both about the same level of windy I'll be done yeah but Johnny hockey versus Antman I'm a man 100 well yeah I could like kill him yeah exactly and what he's allowed to do that he would go down inside his bloodstream and just beat the shit out of him or you go inside and then you expand why me do that in the movie no any point I would have been dope saving the alien situation because I don't think it's just somebody's body just explode I guess you might also get like suffocated if you were doing that because you'd have to have like the strength to like burst through them because if you were slightly smaller than them to you just end up trapped inside them yeah if you could shoot out yeah like explode your whole body the goalie would surely be distracted you just poke the puck yeah or if you were yeah if you're shrunk down to grab the puck and throw it in or that no one's gonna call you like that all that was one of my favorite shoot-off goals ever when the Russian guy tied the puck to his stick with fishing line oh I don't think I've seen that oh man it's awesome we'll watch it after the show it was in the KHL all-star game and so he had he had secretly tied his his tied the puck to his stick with like a thin piece of I was probably fishing line maybe I don't think dental floss would have held up and so he went and he basically like looked like he was shooting it and it went off to the side and then the goalie went all the way up to the side of the puck and then he just like pulled it back to his stick and shot it in it was awesome that's amazing yeah everything there Stefan or should I keep going I think you keep going I'm looking through and I right front of the show Ryan Lambert at two-line pass are you surprised Jim Benning didn't trade for Rob Skidairy yeah I am actually very much I think if you knew he was available skidairy would be a connoisseur out right yeah we need a lot of many defensive injuries at the moment but the best thing about that skidairy trade is a Chicago Blackhawks scout was asked about it by a Pittsburgh media guy and his response was so he asked why did you make the skidairy trade and the scouts response was and I quote I really don't know which you really want to hear that from your skouts yeah trade for yeah yeah hopefully that's an amateur scout and not approach yeah yeah yeah because skidairy is like the sp's of well I was gonna say I've got a bit of Chicago now and I will and they paired him with Michael Rose ball yeah he's even older and slower and useless yeah because Rose balls are horrible I from all the Chicago fans I follow on Twitter they seem to really think boy I thought he wasn't too bad so he is their speeds us and I think he like he broke his leg really bad I think so but before that even you have that good but yeah we're all very surprised thanks right no content just our teams rights in which will happen in the NHL first Spangler Cup style jerseys or teams with a company name instead of a city location probably first one yeah the jersey that's well yeah I'm trying to think of a league I guess the New York Red Bulls yeah but there's not really a little red bull bulls right it's the New York yeah oh I see what you mean yeah yeah I can't think of a league where it replaces the city name yeah like the fresh slice Canucks yeah yeah that's pretty sweet actually this is from Sitchin and he asks why does my dad always tell me I'm a disappointment because it's all right well let's see what so what's this profile about here it's an average dog and his two dogs and they're pretty cute dogs probably because he only has four hundred and seventy eight but the dogs are really really blurry yeah like the quality of pictures not great so that's probably a lot to do that yeah want to see some dogs son yeah boy this comes from front of the show your key 21 occasional intern well one time intern if more sports teams took the Buffalo Bills approaches question that is nicknames that are nonsensical unless they are paired with the geographic name what gems might be out there and then in classic your key fashion he answers his own question by saying the Milwaukee talkies Minnesota fats the Boston cream pies but he did cream pies all one word which is a different thing they way different and they also made a joke about it after that was inappropriate yeah yeah so but to me Minnesota fats is as good as it gets I don't know what I'm talking that he's already told that I tweeted him that I was like well let us answer the quote if you're gonna come up with the best answer already the Milwaukee talkies is pretty fucking Milwaukee talkies is great as well I like that I'm trying to think what else would like this is a thing I need like a lot more time I would have said Minnesota fats for the record that's what I was gonna say and then he wrote it I read it and I was like oh what I was gonna say I can't really think of anything else Boston cream pies just disgusting yeah for sure but kind of like in the spirit of the organization for talking about the Bruins or any of the organizations in Boston I don't know if any of them well I don't know if you're gonna be the nine more bars oh that's great yeah I would like the nine nine nine's yeah I like the nine bars the nine bars is great although I the idea of a protein well I guess I said the Clippers yeah yeah well it's like my my like entrepreneurial dream is to have enough money but I can open a bar in the nine mode called the nine bar I'm there's got anyone likes that already though right and that's your dream you should a bigger what about the making whoopi that's a really good is basically the wheeling nailers there's also the Montgomery biscuits that's not named after a thing oh yeah another food like yeah I'm a bar is Montgomery biscuits I like yeah man there's oh the Chattanooga chu chus would be pretty yeah yeah pretty well I think the best example is maybe Albuquerque isotopes who took their name like a sense of sense yeah that'd be great the Daytona five I am the mayor of Albuquerque that's a scene that apparently got cut from rerun episodes because the mayor of Albuquerque legitimately complained because it doesn't sound exactly like him like I don't know he's like a painted out to be a that's the best part that I'm a circle in maybe I that's great it's wonderful very disappointing yeah maybe we'll have like a better I'm sure people could write in with things that they can think of better better yeah we also don't know like there's like local yeah there's gonna be some solid things like an Edmonton like pile of shit yeah the Edmonton pile of shit the Edmonton malls Edmonton dumpster fire which is not far from what the Oilers really are at the moment I'm not even remotely true the Oilers are like what six and one in their last seven and their second hottest even hodgy right on your own division well yeah you're good good hosting I'm talking about and McDavid's hurt over the years over the years yeah I don't you say you're not Marlon Phillips that Marlon the man writes in would you let Gary Bettman date your mom my mom's married yeah so it's mine so it's mine yeah but like if she was on the market maybe well he's like a rich successful guy who runs a hockey league every NHL game for free yeah all of the players it would be the for sure so if you cut my career big time probably 100% oh yeah you get a job instantly you'd be the play-by-play voice of the national predators and no time Blimby boy writes in at all I heard from Blimby boy in a while do you think Roman Reigns is ready I don't I can't answer this because I don't want to answer it you have to be first yes he's ready well you're right he is right I agree yes okay and we said like a month ago you're just copying me by the way yeah exactly we said a month and a half ago that he wasn't read that's like a weird brag where I'm like yeah cuz like I don't know about wrestling I have to copy you know I mean like it's weird brag for me okay to be like because you're like oh you're just copying me I have to be like as if I would copy you like I know enough about wrestling okay it's a bit of a weird like that's a weird thing to be bragging about but they just don't have any other choices right now agreed like they put the title on him on Monday night raw this past week which was a pretty decent raw overall it got widely over you know praised because it was not awful yeah I wasn't horrendous like most Ross I've been a late since Seth went down with an injury and probably even before that too though I had a good time the one we went to I had a great time at the one we went to Seattle in February but string the men's curling credentials but Brock Lesnar's already scheduled for an appearance really shit so you got to get down there son I guess so I'll buy the tickets this time because I still I know but yeah he is ready they have no other choice and and the show has just been in a holding pattern for so long trying to stall him having the title you just give it to him what are you waiting for at this point and I'm really good um Aaron McEiy writes in would you sleep yes your first cousin no man I picked the wrong time to go that if it meant trading spisa no second cousin third what's acceptable well what's what's legal cousin legal marriage Canada no I like the idea that that's gonna save in your shell bill conundrum basically yeah well in the States you can marry your second cousin and see I always forget what's the difference between like a second cousin like a cousin once removed like your cousin's cousin okay oh yeah okay and once removed like your cousin's kid is that how that works I always I always mix this up not that you yeah but cousin we love speed though yeah so we have one's removed is your cousin's child right and because they're still your first cousin but there once removed so there yeah yeah your second cousin I'm pretty sure is your cousin's cousin I think no person shall marry another person this is the marriage act Canada no person shall marry another person if they related linearly or as brother or sister half brother or half sister including by adoption including by adoption that's interesting what does it say cousin yeah second cousin sure if you do it second cousin I guess technically this is our Lucas piece of wood do of the week yeah it's definitely I would do like there's definitely a lot of to because I just said I'm actually my second I said you would do it to get speeds up I don't even met my second cousin I think because it's because well the kind of cousin is me I'd have sex with me what are you talking about your cousin well I guess yeah this is the name of the episode this week my cousins cousin yeah my cousin Stefan speaking up you sent me like a photo oh that's right yeah I feel like this is really funny so I'm driving on the highway and I see a real estate signed and one of the names on the sign is Stefan Morissette I was like oh this is so cool it's like a combination of Stefan and Justin's names and then Justin's just like totally no sells it like that's my cousin we've been doing a podcast for like six months and somehow never come up your cousin has the same name as step I honestly like didn't even when you set the photos like I don't even get what's funny about that oh yeah his name is also stupid we're stupid like we're dumb we are we're actually really not barely dumb PJ Turcata's backstreet boys are innocent okay first of all we definitely want like this should be our 100th episode or something is like we actually tried to find Stefan Stefan and just see to see what it's about call him or her up and get her to make all of her NFL picks for the coming second cousin Sal oh my god that's hilarious backstreet boys for me although I like Justin Timberlake the best out of any of the 10 yeah I was actually I go in sync just on the strength of Timberlake alone yeah but that's your solo career doesn't count even still really yeah because in sync really didn't have that any goods like backstreet boys some of their songs still hold up whereas to me I wanted that way yeah amazing one of the best pop songs of all time great song if you like wanted a certain way yeah exactly exactly I can't think of a better choice yeah I play it every time I go into subway yeah I'm like spinach cucumbers mustard honeymoon they're like is that it and I'm like yeah because I want it that way here's it Harvey's is where you can have it your way at Harvey's Harvey's makes your hamburger a beautiful thing well that's the old one oh what's the new shirts you can have it your I just sang on the show I let it was totally dead there's a Harvey theme song what a moment classic we'll live forever three more questions here and then we're three more oh my god you're the longest episode I'm Chris all my time Chris all right then which sport would benefit most from a gorilla being a aircraft into the game during the final minute of regulation benefit most or like would be most entertained with MMA yeah if you make it to the final minute of the final round we're gonna well but also even if I was a parachute just be a dead different line and also yeah it's like an extra obstacle it's like operation dumbbell drop but they just parachute not that's a classic right there yeah Danny Glover yeah yeah nice I think yeah cuz MMA because the fights are five rounds and so it's 25 it's like a way of like pressuring the fighters like listen if you make it a 24 minute and one of you hasn't solved the fight yet we're fucking dropping a gorilla I'm gonna stick with wrestling I feel like it would be amazing if during the final minute of the main event of WrestleMania a gorilla ran in with the money in the pink that'd be pretty awesome actually yeah the gorilla is cashing in yeah I like that a little monsoon maybe well done thank you Mac Wilkie writes in which athlete would get the most mad about getting voted into the all-star game as a joke and we have not talked about the vote for John Scott campaign that's mostly been spearheaded by donor to the show Mike fail though he not entirely people have jumped on board like is a very passionate John Scott's border which is I hate John Scott like to me this is just and he has made me like him because he's been very magnanimous about this whole thing and I don't like it yeah of course yeah I wish it was spisa but that was getting I think he would have a good sense of humor but I feel like the Canucks can't get that magical campaign to happen for them twice no you know who would hate it would be pressed he takes himself really serious yeah press would really hate it who else as a Joe Mike Fisher yeah he'd be really I mean he's already got a huge chip on his shoulder because he's bang and carry underwood or won't married whatever yeah who else would be right like there's got to be a goalie like a backup goalie that would be just absolutely great memory y'all I love it I could see Emery being into it have a great time yeah yeah I think he's a pretty decent guy there's got to be someone that's just Ryan Miller yeah that's true yeah that's true I am that good yeah Ryan Miller yeah Ryan Miller impression it was solid I liked it yeah and the final question of this week's mailbag comes to us from at whole grana friend of the show who writes all of you redraw this picture and then post them and she has posted a Christmas drawing of Chris Tana of dressed as Johnny Knock so it was Dan after we are done here today we are gonna get out of pen and a paper and all three of us are going to try and recreate this I have a few beers first I think yeah we'll do it at my place and also sorry I feel like a real idiot Christine I apologize so I can't set it wrong so let's look forward to those drawings on our Twitter account coming up soon and I think we will skip over pool party this week yeah we have a new theme but we'll wait a little long yeah we'll save it it'll be a Christmas gift well I will just say that I didn't make a play up in the longer one and I was eliminated in the playoffs matter I was eliminated in the playoffs in my keeper League after going 12 and 1 in the regular season level happens and I lost the person who was five and eight so our overall records on the air at 12 and 2 and 6 and 8 and he's in the same as I'm not but I made the same as my other two pools and I'm currently in third in my pickle pool out of 120 but we'll go from there into everyone's favorite segment because it means we're on the home stretch that cherry on top of our sickle Sunday one good thing he's a lot of people love each other the world would be a better place to live gentlemen what do you like this week I'm going to see Star Wars on Friday and I'm very excited for that all right I think it's as simple as that it should be a lot of fun and go to see like eleven at night when did you buy your tickets we a bunch of my friends and I we all bought them at once okay or one guy kind of bought them for us just so we can kind of all have like a big road like two months ago it was the night yeah the first night that's weird that only two of you need like a whole no I was sent a group mess in a face of you know hey I'm buying Star Wars tickets you call it a group message it's just like one person okay just that's the same joke at least I think it's four but anyway it's a yeah so I'm excited for that I think it'll be fun just gotten owned I'm just joking I know I know I'm gonna I'm not I'm plugging a book this week the reader I just finished it up well this is even for people who don't like to read it's a book called the rap yearbook by Shay Serrano excellent follow on Twitter as well if you don't follow him at Shay Serrano se r a no just like the pepper he is yeah you used to write for a Grantland and he's just yeah an excellent writer he decided to choose one song from every year one rap song from every year that he thinks is like the most important rap song of that year so he starts in 1979 and works his way all the way up to 2014 and yeah it's great so every chapter is just one year and it's great for me because I kind of got into rap and hip-hop music just in the last like five years so it's kind of cool to it caught up on the history caught up on some of the history I mean obviously a lot of the songs I know and I've heard a bunch in my life and stuff but it's nice to kind of it caught up in the history is a very funny writer very entertaining the illustrations are awesome he hired a illustrator to do all the pictures of all the rappers and so yeah it's just a really really fun book and I really enjoyed it so yeah that's that's one for you're just a music fan maybe not a huge reader it is actually like the size of a yearbook too it's more like a it's more like a coffee table reader almost rather than just like a straight novel if you're against reading or whatever which probably most of our listeners are let's be honest well I am gonna make my choice from you know stay in the spirit of the season and recommend something Christmassy all right that I've been watching on Netflix over the last couple nights and very much enjoying it's a TV series from 2012 out of Australia and the Australian broadcast corporation Christmas with the crank the other ABC it's called a moody Christmas and it's from the writers and creators of the original review program oh okay so review before any daily it was an Australian show started on Comedy Central it was an Australian show called review with Miles Barlow the creators of that made a moody Christmas it's six episodes long and every episode is a new Christmas so 12 months pass between every episode and it just checks in on this family of narrative wells basically and their last names are moody yes and they're drunken misbehavior basically it's Australian and there's kind of like a trailer park boys evive to it a little bit and also maybe a touch of like curb your enthusiasm and just that a lot of the humor is like driven out of just pure awkwardness but I've only seen three episodes so far very much enjoying it and would recommend season on Netflix Australian television program called a moody Christmas I'm excited for a Christmas special next week yeah I got to look forward to that next week we're gonna give away some some year-end awards that might be for the New Year show that's a new year's talk about our favorite Christmas moments and bring some eggnog and yeah we're not gonna talk about sports well maybe marginally mostly Christmas yeah so next week is the Christmas episode and the week after that we give out the goodies are year-end we're still working on that's a great name I like that the release the rew I guess of the showies now the goodies works yeah I guess thank you I appreciate that apology until next week that will do it for this week's episode our roommate is Chris Adam our intern is Jessica Sands I'm Justin Morris that's definitely John Cullen be real be good be real good skittles goodies you say the food every time I looked at those looking at I know but I didn't we cheated last time I know I was kind of just like going like this like I don't want that I thought real good goodies would have been say Christmas but then I figured we probably something like that yeah next week yeah fuck so we'll get on these times yeah better luck next time we're ending with that I guess we are now on tonight