240: A Clown gets a Tarot Reading

While you were watching the Super Bowl, Mark was in studio introducing Nicole and the Dark Minions to 2 glittery new friends he made in 2023:Bangs the Clown and comedian/astrologer Kristy Belich Bangs talked about her path to being the Bettie Page of clowns, as she was a 2nd generation clown whose mother dressed her up to march around her in parades, leading her to enroll in clown school where she learned to trust her instincts which have led to her being one of the sexiest clowns on the burlesque circuit. She talks about the hazards of eating glass and spitting fire as well as not impressing the jaded tourists at Morongo Casino even though she was walking barefoot on broken glass (!)Kristy grew up in Washington DC, where she took care of horses by some of the most powerful people in the world and she got dismayed by the process of legislating as well as working on scientific research for animals and humans. She got into comedy as a way to cope with her PTSD from what she saw and started astrology as a result of an unusual reading of her vagina. She also relates the awful (and wet) consequences that can occur when you touch an audience member in West Virginia.Kristy also brought her Tarot Cards and gave readings to Bangs and Nicole who appear to have bright and prosperous futures ahead of them.Bangs photo by Celia Sanchez.You can follow Bangs on Instagram @bangstheclownYou can follow Kristy on Instagram @followyourglitterGet some Dark Mark Show gear Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!Go to lulu.com and get Nicole’s poetry book “Slow Burn”This show is sponsored by:Eddie by GiddyFDA Class II medical device built to treat erectile dysfunction and performance unpredictability. Eddie is specifically engineered to promote firmer and longer-lasting erections by working with the body’s physiology.Get rock hard erections the natural way again.Using promo code DARKMARK20, you can save 20% on your Eddie purchase, and you and your partner will be chanting incantations of ecstasy together faster than you can say “REDRUM.”Go to buyeddie.com/DarkMark for 20% off your purchase using code DARKMARK20 today.Raze Energy DrinksGo to https://bit.ly/2VMoqkk and put in the coupon code DMS for 15% off the best energy drinks. Zero calories. Zero carbs. Zero crash