240: The Great Not-Cishet Tierlist

Not cishet. Sorry for leaving you all alone in the feed this whole time!!! Jane has been very ill, but I didn't want to leave you without anything to listen to forever. So I, Jacqueline, sat down in the recording booth for the first ever entirely solo episode of Unwise Girls. In this episode, I discuss just how not-cishet all these Rick Riordan characters really are. Do I cover all of them? No. Do i get into pretty good discussions about each one, giving them their fair due? No. Is this episode coherent and listenable? God, maybe. But at the very least, it's a very special Unwise Girls tribute to one of our most important traditions: claiming things about character genders and sexualities almost entirely at random. Come back next week for the entirety of Daughter of the Deep... for real this time! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.