241: A Sandwich and Some Wood

Kellie plans on outliving Allen and for some reason, it made him grumpy. It didn't help that Kellie destroyed his desk today...Is the handshake going by the wayside? Why do we shake hands in the first place? And if a dog starts sniffing you obsessively, should you take a shower or call the doctor? Speaking of dogs, the search for the perfect companion for rescue dog Larry continues! Allen reads some follow-up listener mail. Find out why "The Last Dance" made Kellie feel so bad about herself. And finally, how many times can Allen work the word "wood" into this podcast??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.