#241 STIRRING UP FAMILY DRAMA FOR CNY

As if last year wasn’t enough, we’ve found even hotter takes that would probably have our Ma’s kicking us with both hind legs.This is our 2026 guide to surviving Chinese New Year. From talking to kids, to dealing with undeniable unc energy, and stirring shit up with the family just to keep things entertaining.Saddle up. This episode is about to get rowdy. You WILL be seated for it.CHAPTERS00:16 - Stop horsing around 01:00 - In a very Chinese stage of life right now 02:00 - Why they release MV so early?? - Shame on you02:25 - Who decides CNY? Moon? Sun? - Solar New Year03:00 - Our Favourite Horse Words 07:15 - How to tell someone they got uglier08:57 - Zodiac elements and morning wood 09:25 - Lemong Bananang Sequel 10:15 - I want to eat your Ma 12:30 - CNY sill too close to Christmas??13:20 - January in Malaysia’s economy is trash13:30 - CNY MVs are too predictable 18:20 - Influencer MV Rankings20:00 - 35yos should give angpao apologies23:35 - Exposing Jenhan’s Jason Leong beef 24:40 - Swaying in my aunty’s house 27.20 - Making my ma cry 28:12 - CNY on the wife’s side 30:15 - Electric chair to FaceTime families 31:00 - Minghan’s new Mandarin word 32:10 - Out of pocket Lou Sang wishes35:16 - Reading our Zodiac predictions36:44 - Ox there’s a rat behind you 39:00 - Rabbits get moving39:38 - Be careful of your bird 40:50 - Ruining lives with predictions43:35 - It’s worse to not get weight questions 45:20 - How do you talk to kids… 47:50 - Kid Talk FAQ52:35 - Destroying Mingyue’s dreams55:40 - Thought starters to stir shit up with your family 54:45 - Hot Takes of 202654:55 - WATCH YOUR KID NOT THE LION DANCE57:15 - Open houses no neighbours allowed 01:00:00 - Regifting neighbour gifts01:01:00 - Taking leave as a smelly dog 01:01:50 - Sacrilegious WET Lou Sang01:07:00 - Buy CNY clothes for what