You know what I'm gonna say right now we need to be your table. I don't like sitting this close to you. Yes. Thank you What's wrong?
We've been sitting doing this for a couple months. It's starting to get out my nerves. Kathy. Yeah Is it our sexual tension that you're talking about?
Yo, yo, what it is the sexual tension that I don't want to be that close I don't want to be this close to you. I can I can scoot over here. Is that better? That was all I like the board in between you and I Well, maybe when we get the new board the door buffering Oh son of a bitch.
You who's here. Oh, is he here? Dell is he here? He is here.
Welcome to the magic look at look at all the joy in Dell's face. Don't talk to Dell. He's got a face He has this I want to knife people This is the face a day after all of my impact toys have been stolen again out of your car and again This is from my car. That's the early face.
We saw is my shit is gone. Kathy Yeah, I know how to start the show that would cheer everyone up, especially you. You know well. Yeah, kind of all right Hang on just let her do it Kathy.
This is this is the thing you come and make your your change hang on just watching What is she doing to your beard? Oh my God Kathy would you lick my balls like happy could you would you Kathy Kathy? It makes her so happy I am Sam. I am when she puts my beard out like what it is.
Sam. I am Well, you gotta tell the listeners what she's doing She takes my beard and she like shoves it up because now it's so long and then she's all yeah Look at this. You gotta look at this. So your your mutton chops are like sticking out horizontally.
Yeah, take a picture I guess I got it that is going up and I'm like oh look I look like Sam I am Welcome to the perverted podcast the show week's flow early adventures of the kinky lifestyles Sex and perversion according live from Anthony's fucking castle in front of our perverted studio audience. Hello perverts. Well, hello I am Count boogie and over there. We got mu and Nigma We have super happy Dell and then we have fucking Tony out and then they bleeding I Saphira bleeding I paint body paint.
Sorry, so fear oh, what? Jesus Christ it was just the last letter wrong. Okay. It was masculine feminine.
So it's a fear. Oh, okay, okay Okay, now we're click on this right, you know, it's a very subdued room. I want to bring it right up Please don't I'm gonna bring it right up with my semi-am thing that you put up That's kind of like the eyebrow thing where if you rub an eyebrow the wrong way It's like yes, it's my beard and it goes up and you puts it up and then I look like Sam I am from green eggs and I am you start talking like that like that weird but a little bit more molesti Lesti We're getting a bigger table Okay, I'll put my pervert just comb that down I was gonna say serious sandwich was a very fun first-person shooter video Yourself man, I'm just excited. You know why because you're supposed to say the show is sponsored by I'm not supposed to say that Yeah, you are is it because this show is sponsored by?
That's his two-second jingle Now Sponsored by You pay It's just this is a pain enough for the left one with the right one is quite special dear to me I have a romantic relationship with my own left in so gross Kathy It's been an incredible week and incredible week and what did you do you the last time I talked to you is you were in the process of not getting dick That's right. What did you call? I don't know, but did well? I just need to know after I got a phone with you dick We don't have a grown jingle.
We really need a cat. You didn't get Collectively grown. Okay, ready? Take the sound bite one two three What the hell was I like that somebody came in the middle of your groan?
That's why they're like your life is so pathetic doesn't gonna stop me from orgasming Just nutting right in your face Kathy Up your game cars your game Kathy. Why didn't you get dick? You know what because creative explorer is a dick doesn't get he just when he's got a lot on his brain Everything goes out the window and he has to focus on what he's doing in this week He's got a lot going on and so dick is the first thing to go and yet something I'm giving him his space and he's got a lot Of his mind that's his MO that's the way he does things and then he buys a new board game and has time to play it for like two hours Shoots and ladders for sure It was something with the universal monsters some horror Dracula and oh the creature from the black lagoon. I think I heard about that one.
That's great. I see Kathy I had a similar experience. No, you didn't I did except mine in on her weekend. Oh We can look over it.
I know just look at her there You put her hand up and hiding in shame. I go over there and she's like daddy daddy You gotta come over and you know we got okay to stay on the boat The mom's gonna stay at her boyfriend's boat and so her and I gonna have this romantic weekend and I like okay Well, I'll come down and here I come to do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do it. Yeah, that's how you do it I actually I'm walking down, you know cuz it's the marina and I can't get a bit Put it out and I'm like yeah, it's great cuz it clears all the people walking their dogs They really just give me that rite of passage so I get there and the first thing that happens is like like barely an Knowledgement and she's like Minecraft new mod and I'm like what she's like minecraft new mod No, I'm on my and apparently what is it RL live or something? It's something where it's like heinous Minecraft and everything can kill you and like it's crazy and so literally she's like Oh, and that's not all see cuz mu is next level gamer girl See because she's got two games because in the middle of the Minecraft thing all of a sudden her other guy was it's Sabetta is that the way it's called?
Sabetta which is like an avatar game where you get all these little items and then you dress up characters and you make avatars and it's Obsessive and so that has something where every now This is important Kathy because she sets her phone to it every five minutes you can get a free item Every five minutes this goes on for a weekend How many five minutes are there in an hour and how many five minutes are in five hours? And how many five minutes are in the 35 hours that I was there? There's something wrong with our sexual partners first of all because it seems that both of them prefer games to us Kathy I think this says something I think we have to look internally to see what that says about it I think if we look externally Fact out some things too. Oh, so I pretty much sat there and I was like okay, you know and every guy every well Not every guy but a lot of dudes dream of having their total gamer, you know partner, right?
Yeah, no, I do because I game I play Pokemon go and I go out and blah blah blah blah blah But it's it's exciting because you're like it's great because you know they understand gaming and they understand when it's like a certain thing And it's cool and then they get into it, but see she's smart with like extensive brain. So when she goes Like I can talk it's great. It's just Greg. You just keep talking and she just uh-huh doesn't hear a word I say it's amazing.
So you just took it like the good boyfriend you are and just I like it. Well, here's what late at all No, no, well, here's the thing so I'm like I'm tired. I'm going to bed. It's like 11 30.
She's like, okay Okay, pumpkin get her kiss. I go she comes to bed at like I don't know like fucking 500 in the morning or something like that It's like literally like four in the morning and she's sneaking in bed Obviously you're you can see it just in the dark. I'm like half awake I look and I see her crippled little button clicking hands like she was like some type of chupacabra just trying to make it to the Pillow so she could sleep for seven minutes and then wake up again So she could use her elbow to click the button and she's like And she like goes and I literally I Just reach over with my paw and I go on her thigh and I go not so fast and I took I took what I wanted you took what's going on what's going on to me And she loved it. I rolled she's like I'm really really tired and I said I was asleep and let the Raping comments of course so the problem though with me is if you're on the right side of the slash you can't do that You can't demand sex you can't break the whole dynamic.
You can't go this pussy ain't gonna fuck itself No, you can try it's not gonna go very well. You can't go well for us watching That's what you should do you should invite us all over it three in the morning And then we'll all sit in there and when he comes to bed we'll all just sit there and be like you're not going to sleep We're gonna stay here and watch you Right there you just kill You got a brat more part of me is like fucker I'm not going to fuck that shit and then I go to sleep and put him as the opposite what you did You gotta speak up, you know, I mean there is a little you know there is because this happens he gets like this a lot He does lately he's had a lot on his mind, you know what? Let's not over analyze my relationship with creative sport. Let's get you to the dick.
That's what I'm saying You know what I just went I will find my own day. Okay, I Mute the smart they are they didn't just program a script to click the button for them Oh my because I'm pretty sure that's you have to pick when it's randomized you have to pick there's like, you know, there's 50 if you're losing the item it's every five minutes doesn't matter if you're missing it out You get another one every five minutes just click that doesn't work like that then it's not a thrill It's doesn't it's not the thing she sits there and then of course She's doing seven other things while that because she has the thicker bigger brain than I do You know, he's really quite right now what Anthony Anthony's literally just like in his drone Spin it to him Anthony. What do you think of this? Did you get did you give the dick was there dick giving it here and dying castle of tone?
Was it to an actual body or just into a sock? No, there was a lot of watching of Bojack horseman It's a weird cartoon. Okay. It's not a good working morning with furries.
It's a marathised animals and humans living together in sin in sin, okay? Al are you familiar with this? I haven't watched it. But one of my partners really loves it.
So it's just like a is this an adult anime or is this just like a Netflix show it's definitely more adults than it's Rick and Morty adult. Okay. Yeah I think it's right up your alley. I'm just waiting for season four Rick and Morty and that that's good enough.
Okay That's good. It should come out pretty soon. That's it. What else?
Let's just go on well. Let's move on to that thing that thing right there That we're better be happy from a King Shaming World Boy your peace of mind, please only the other every post we talk about has specifically granted as permission to do I'm a professional. You ain't gonna get to me. I was pretty good.
You know what you were speaking? You're talking out like a little bit of something What does that do for you? Nothing really? Can I do that on your hood?
Can I make that gargling noise while I lick the top of your hood Somebody please come to my wrist is where all the listeners turn off the show exactly you know Cathy if we were too big No, they're putting what they're doing is they're doing the Howard Stern trick and they're turning the bass up on their speaker And then they're sitting on it and I go how That's it right there, it's just game Why all right can I talk about the post that I chose this one is by daddy's bound angel who's a returning author? Thank you so much for giving us bridge and thank you so much to submiss two nine eight eight for pointing me in the direction of this Post I really appreciate by when you guys tag my name on the comment section I just get all lazy and don't have to troll at Kathy At Kathy My Facebook friends are getting really worried about me Are you talking yourself out of potential partners? I see you smirking over there. I know what you think Don't talk yourself out of the pussy that is actually yes She says I have a bad habit I need to break and that is talking myself out of potential partners whether it's just for casual play or a relationship I instantly become afraid that I'm not good enough and I panic example I'm not sure the beautiful girl and tinder we talk and we seem to have a bit of chemistry We set the date and immediately I'm overcome with this feeling of dread She's so skinny and beautiful and perfect.
Did I portray myself? Honestly does she know I'm fat does she understand I have a primary partner and it goes on and on So then I start reaching out trying to make sure she understands these things about me and all I end up doing is showing my insecurities And a little bit of my crazy I'm never using your mic ever before I know it thinks fizzle out or I've convinced myself. I'm not good enough and I let it go It's hard to put into practice But I have got to see that people swipe message or initiate conversation for a reason Damn it, maybe it was all my imperfections that inspired someone to get in it only better Maybe they like soft women Maybe they got a vibe off of me that shadowed the flaws I constantly try and put in the light no matter the reason I have to accept that while I may not be everyone's cup of tea I'm a few people's favorite combination and damn it. I'm gonna let them drink it if they want to That is a good decision at the very very end you want to punctuate it with the just damn it It's a good post and I'd like her the way she finishes it off and surmises that damn it I just got to get past this shit I don't know if you can because that's the kind of resolution I make and then it goes down the toilets There is a process to get to that goal the the the wonderful thing the thing that is of course the best to take away is at the end They do acknowledge this is the goal, but there's this thing called the process and a lot of us in this room I'm sure have dealt with this I was this person obviously is as I've talked about on the show for a very long time You talk to yourself I have the pussy constantly and then I started watching nature You know I started watching and if you look at it all mating in nature At least I'm on the mammals and birds and you know the most common things is the mate during that mating season You will notice you watch Discovery Channel that each of the mates are usually putting their best features in front Like they do those weird dances they do like the birds on the walk a walk a day Very much like you I'm pretty no walks into the room and there you go That's how I do the dance I fucking sprout my remaining two feathers and I like wag my dick a couple ways And then you pull your beard out and pull my beard out and do some weird dance and I go This is what I got this is what I got but that is how it happens in nature because mating is about Showing yourself to somebody and to say this is what I have to eat for you and hopefully There is this exchange of goodness.
So if you start that exchange with here is my shit You cannot expect a positive result unless you're going for somebody who is either codependent or some other type of dysfunctional fixer If you start with your shit You are telling this person I I you're talking you are literally telling them don't be with me This is why this is your insecurity when I talk to somebody and they give me two or three things Oh, you know, you know, you know, I'm fat and I'm this or I'm that you know You get about two or three in that first conversation and then I know this person is trying to talk me out of them And we've never even had a real conversation, right? It's easier said than done as she said it's really hard simple in theory But in practice your doubts and your fears will all come out and in your actions before you know it You've talked yourself out of it and it's over that's where preparation for these conversations right down before and I've done this Right writing down things to talk about asking about them That is always a really good way to start start talking about them ask them questions, you know Oh, what types of you know, you know, you know, you know All the standard stuff and then of course if you get into the Kingston things like that like if you're in a dungeon Okay, that's fine But it's just going in and having a plan if you don't have a plan you can't expect because that's what I had to do You know, I learned the lesson finally I had the person just look at me and say dude Why are you talking yourself out of the pussy? Why why you are pathetic, you know, nobody can't you're looking for a bottom, right? Yeah, okay, well the bottom didn't come here to be the top They came here to be the bottom and you say you're looking for the bottom So you have to learn how to talk like a talk so what'd you do practice in front of America?
Yeah, I did you didn't know I talked to pillows I talked to things and I've always been a good communicator and once I get into a Conversation I can have a conversation, but I literally did have to practice conversations And I do that's part of my insanity is I practice conversations and interviews and things like that literally 24 hours a day until my voice is Sorry, I get caught talking to myself all the time But the more that you are comfortable with saying things that are positive about yourself If you don't start if you only and if you don't have anything that you know is positive then go the fuck out and get something positive about yourself Take a pottery class or start creative writing or join a charity and be of service or something to do That is positive so you can start your meeting rituals with that. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I haven't been able to I don't I absolutely you're right. I can't get back when you do talk, you know, like okay You and I do the nihilism thing okay fine.
You don't do the nihilism thing you always get down on me for my nihilism And usually I'm not a nihilism What you get down on anyone who's doing nihilism who isn't him? Wow But anyway, so that's why I included myself in the nihilism thing But when you do talk and your talents do start coming out and you know Kind of the things that you like and the things that are good about you and the things that you have fun with and your interests And you know your games or you know your your your jovial character when you show me a square What is that thing the square a unicorn piggy square unicorn piggy? Yes when Kathy puts those personalities for you're actually no Don't get all fucking stupid. You're delightful You're actually a great person to hang out with you are no longer my friend So it's it's finding that list in it and sometimes it's okay to practice okay Well, I if I ever get out of this lump and actually find myself back into the community I actually will give that serious thought you know why why cuz in a weird coincidence I was reading a lot of my posts that I wrote on Fett life and look at my profile and thinking I know that person anymore I'm not the person who first came into the community who was just so I didn't I had a lot more confidence And I don't know where that person is gone And I know that doorway took a lot out of me sure and when I'm ready to go back I think I've decided I'm gonna have to start doing things a little different But I do have one question for somebody in the room Somebody I've always been curious about and that is Anthony he is such Confident energetic enthusiastic person Just got a Sean Conry look on his face He can't really know there's all the rapists What now my question is where you always like this was a time when you were younger where you weren't and you had to develop that kind of that You know kind of confidence I'm yeah He was a panther who was a pimple face 15 year old insecure kid too.
Yeah, really? Yeah, I was how'd you get out of it? Just add He got creative and funny. That's what I did.
Yeah, well funny has always been a go-to right? Yeah, I mean absolutely and I mean and also just you didn't know me at the very beginning when I came into the scene I mean also it varies I mean if you're talking specifically about in front of potential partners, right? Yeah, it's play or whatever That is more that's grown more over my course of being in the scene I just didn't in the private scene, you know and the years that I've known you I've talked about this Maybe not on the show, but I mean when I was first coming around and I remember I'm not exaggerating when I say this people think I am 16 fucking times over the course of several hours at a party one night And finally about the 16th time I realized yeah that hot naked chick on a leash really is gawking at me because I the first 15 times I'm like, huh? There's no reason that would be happening and finally at the 16th time I'm like okay apparently that is happening.
I mean I had to even talk about it with someone and they're like Yeah, you're just first thing you can understand about the scene is age doesn't matter not like it does out there And I'm like really you know I just saw these things and when I really started playing that it just I and I've said this the boogie before When I first started playing and it just happened with like an explosion or it's like all night playing with like multiple girls I don't know how the fuck that happened It was like I was in shock and and he says to me Yeah, congratulations. You're on the inside now man people know you are and you know you're safe And but I mean you played with first year. I probably played with more than a hundred different women I had sex with almost none of them. I mean I still I mean be honest Unless you count me Hitachi and them which I don't because when I can't stay my stay on I consider I haven't had sex Yeah, I've had sex maybe five six of the women I've been involved within the scene, but but I've played with hundreds And so yeah, I mean it's inevitable that the confidence comes but I would book you said earlier reminded me Jesus I remember the first time that that same girl that was gocking me and she wanted to play I was so fucking worried about it I rehearse the whole fucking scene in this room.
You remember that dummy I dragged out there with that dummy I did practice everything I did it multiple times and I had a timer because I'm like how do I even fucking make an hour out of this? And it ended up going really well I mean it ended up in three and a half hours quite frankly, but I practiced Okay, so I guess there's something to that. Well, I mean there's all this it's your mind Okay, I'm gonna try where are you going with this buddy? You're gonna try all right your mind is made up of multiple parts It is not one thing we've we talked about that It's I didn't invent this knowledge this as well as that was lots of different parts of your brain And those each of those parts is trying to communicate something for its own survival to work together with the other parts Some of those parts are in the front that have some sort of reasoning that say this is good or bad and other parts of the brains that are a little More older brain maybe they just want and they don't have that but they still can interpret Signals and every part of your every threat from your eyes to your nose to your ears to all this they're doing all this study now that same things out loud We've talked about positive affirmations and fake it to make it and all this shit We've talked about it for years, but there is now so much science and evidence that speaking through these things which we all know rehearse every band rehearses every show rehearses every person that does a reading rehearse if you're gonna give a presentation you fucking rehearse Why wouldn't you rehearse for conversations that you are terrified to have oh okay?
I promise you that I will give it a try when I'm ready to have this one. Well you Wow, you just walked right into that one. I don't I don't I can't even follow through with it. No, okay I'm sorry.
You're somebody that you're done. You're done. I can do it in the mirror. Okay.
I can well I'm just saying for practice for interaction and stuff like that. Yeah, I'm gonna have to give that some thought okay I just want you know I'm available. Even in the planning stage like what do you talk about like we could sit and talk and say like What types of things do you have in the conversation which I think is amazing? That's like just like and they do that with like speed dating and stuff like that You know you know they practice sessions for speed dating and stuff like that that would be the wrap up.
Thank you But I just think it would be there'd be so much more success because when you've said something 50 times all of a sudden when it's time to say it for real It it almost comes out instinctively. It's the same as like we talked about with no training and things like that Like the more you used to do yeah, the more you have that planned in your head. Okay, you got better chances in your dating I will give it a try. I love the post.
Thank you very much for that permission. It was really good. You can do it. What is that from?
I don't know It's Rob Schneider from 51st dates or something like that. Yeah, probably and from the Adam Sandler into the microphone. What what what do you Picture with the phrase on it you can do it. Oh, oh, yeah, I don't remember which movie that was So you had a problem.
Yes, but that's not just what related. Yeah, but you're on the mic go for it. Tell us what happened So I was at doorway for a committee thing and I was running late and when I I was like work going in Someone at the beginning of a party about three hours later. Let me know that my trunk was open.
Yeah, so My all my impact bags were going to not the bag with the blindfolds and gags and I like to run back seat My car was locked is just the trunk was possibly open for four hours by the homeless encampment. Yes So yes, they steal lots of the one with the Chinese suction things because that was open They're like this is too much effort, but right we're gags of terrifying, but they took the two bags Oh, I'm at the recognition of someone else. They're over I'm looking forward, but I didn't see anything So that's a 11 12 years of toys. So yep We gotta get dals and toys I'm making a spreadsheet of what I want because I had too many things honestly beforehand sure sure so my money But on to discord we had four out of five people make it through the gauntlet.
That's we're growing. Isn't that it getting better? Yeah, it's like a 200% increase Someone took after you with body heated food. They heated up eggs with their boobs And they shared a selfie of it.
They were warm enough to eat You just need to get it like more like out of the fridge between the boobs and like shit I got time for this yeah between the bra and the boobs. Yeah, that's amazing Heat heat is this wrapped? I mean, yeah, maybe like a raw egg. No, I don't know I think they were like it was like it was like it was something No, they're not good.
They're both that hot I needed that clarification because a lot of you know about a boob is not gonna be good to eat Depends on how hungry you are. I'm your talk to like fitness people that eat raw eggs Yeah, how they get away from that would be a great rocky route And then all of a sudden there's just this set of boobs there and rocky comes and like crack some on top and like let's him drip down into his mouth Nobody no, I just tried to paint pictures Kathy you do and that's quite a picture on Conversations I now know that the rocky tit raw egg drip thing who did not practice that is going to work in a dating situation It's out. It's done. Yes Me did he whatever balls.
Yes, I speak English Translations can you guess what this is describing? This is a Japanese translation premium moist ring. What is that object? That is their English translation below the Japanese right donut actually correct Correct.
Yes, that is correct. I don't know why most games memes of phrases that create sexual attention make me oh really is that so prove it what it's in it for me scared Potter and Can you feel it mr. Krabs? Okay?
I was totally with you on all of those until you got to mr. Krabs Those last two are the best ones for sure this mr. Krabs But it is true that what was the first couple make me? Oh really is that so yeah?
Those are that so I know so many people that have gotten into bed just because of a challenge like somebody just throws a challenge Like in front of oh well, I'm sure you say you're really good at that But you know I've heard that before and then so you show you Is that what sex sounds like to you? Yeah, sometimes I feel like that's a trick that would work really well on brats Yes, that's very true make me Kathy wait Make me what bigger table I'm telling you right now make me gobble your hood. I Am my hood alone. It is my new name.
That's my new that's my new villain name the hood goblin Anything else still from my backlog there was Illuminati dildos so it was three It was a name of shared three women with three dildos in a triangle between them. So it was a pentagram of sexy times nice I like it musically there was a I can't print a stylophone business card It's a it's a electronics thing. It makes music from business card. So it was a Oh, you like handed to someone and talking to you plug it into a USB and then you touch it and make music It's like a little keyboard thing.
Oh, and then it's just somebody's business card. Yeah, like they printed out the circuit board Unflexible. I thought you'd be okay. Oh, I know the cost safety warning.
Do not just Android's I'm not certain to chop it's but they were doing another reference of some more It's an anime manga the reset button for the female protagonist was in their vagina So I was like don't fist them. You'll reset the brain. He's not I literally don't know what's that like the teen bot girl porn. There was a porn about that.
It was a clip I was a teenager. There is porn of everything exists. Okay 34 That's the thing just I was a teenage robot wasn't that a cartoon and then there's these rock guys that you know Tactor and fucked her and then they hit the button inside her vagina and it blew up her I killed them all or something. No, just me those are just things I masturbate to all right I just wanted to make sure there was a suggestion to if you wanted to show dominance when someone says I beg your pardon Respond with then beg I beg a pardon as you wish People actually say I beg your pardon anymore.
I hope but if they do you if we jumped in a time capsule We would just rock the 50s. I beg your pardon go ahead go ahead Neil Before I and showing my backlog is bad is our voicemail I have a note that Akira should be classified as a Christmas movie because it was released on December 25th 1989 Kira the anime it's called Kira Akira So that's what my backlog is that's what the cancer watching you're done. You know, that's how old it is I have Christmas notes pre-Christmas notes. We never let him talk is what he's saying You motherfucker keep cutting me off and I got a backlog well we let him get into two and now we need to do We need to get del toys del we need to get him a toy We'll get the list and then we'll put it up and then I get a cheap as you know exchange likes You know send nudes, you know like if people send you a toy, you'll be like send him a nude I would I guess there you go there you go I guess listen to say the vendor at doorway.
It was very nice if I went back looking for bags I already have a wooden paddle that they gave me and I was like no I don't I want to pay you for like no seriously just take it Oh, do you want a whip sure really? I have an island whip. I never use I'm terrible at it. So I will tell you how to yes Okay, we're getting back in the scene to get these gonna teach you whips.
I know when we've got to go turn around boy Turn around boy and let them little that jimball hang there wait, so you're fine with objectifying me, but when he objectifies you objectifying me You're like no that's a line Dells intuitive he picks up on stuff you do pick up on to it some fucking advice Weird shit, I never know what you're gonna start talking after jingle so I always wait and then there's this dead air and I'm like Painful dead is alright. We got an email from kitty who wrote us and said hi Cathy Boogie new Dell and other assorted kinksers Did you guys know you're assorted kinksers can I stop just a second what me? Can you go over and Go on on to alpha minute just just go over there because she said you could early be afraid I'm just like kind of squirm on to work in there room the deltok. Yeah, the goddamn tables the deltok.
Yeah, get in there Yeah, now just yeah, that's it. That's that's better I just needed to say a little girl type there. So she kissed her forehead now has disappeared now This is just you just see this little smiley eyes of the oh girls are getting hair Mu's hair got caught in owls earring and spike necklace. That's great.
Yeah, you want to kiss her cheek, you know, maybe Give her a little yes, okay, okay. All right now now now better energy. Oh, is there better energy? That's what I do is I created a practice.
So you're very selfless with me She says I'm on my way home today while listening to pogrand marotica And it dawned on me that my two-year kink of nursery passed in early December Which means that I've been listening to your show for about two years as well So this email is a much overdue Thank you for everything you guys have done for me in this time My kink life has ebbed and flowed from the initial sub frenzy to health related setbacks to a renewed explanation to the current Slump slump I find myself in now, but through it all you guys have kept my love and curiosity for kink alive Kathy your sage wisdom on submission in the face of being a huge fucking brat has helped me find my own identity as a sub Boogie your forthcoming honesty has helped me to balance my own mental health in times of crisis and me fucking congrats on med school I am about four months from a math degree And I know how hard it is and how big of an accomplishment this is for you and to the rest of the kinky circus Thank you for making me feel like I have a community even as I feel ever more at odds with the New York scene Included is a school picture for boogie the least that I can do Thank you for everything and I'm sorry that I live on the other coast and am unable to as owl says be a slut for the show Much kinky love and happy kinky new year Dolphin road where dolphin road to another thing. Yeah, that's all I have but that was quite a mouthful Did you see what just went on here? They were cuddlin there's those things going on all the guys were lurking everyone's lurking and then all of a sudden You just got that hurt but hurt hello darkness my old friend face You know and just walked away and I was like man And she was like man Then they sat across the room and I'll try to throw one of those little heart signs better And then you just put up her heart sign and just broke it in half me. What happened?
What did you do to her? I think I found a ticklish spot. Oh, that's not a good idea I don't know it's a hard you doesn't knew doesn't like tickles that much The face of a trail is great. It was just literally the cracking of the heart no Can you can you guys make up for it?
No, can you take off your shirt and go back over and see if she can be trusted again? But if you fuck it up this time, I'm not gonna try to I'm not gonna try to fix this take off your shirt No, okay, go ahead then. Okay. All right.
Let's see if this is gonna go back. It's good over She just got stabbed right in the throat with a 17-inch spike collar that's now been thrown across the room She'll be like fucking pirate doctor pirate with her little iPad Dorable all right. That's better. I feel better now.
I feel better. I'm sure you do this is good This is oh, we're going on to this well. Thank you first off for that email I was actually a very lovely email and your picture did go wonderfully into the school picture Which now is like 16 people in it and I do I look at it every every week for God damn sure Because you're gonna Live you wrote to us via mute. I don't know how many guests I mean I guess people email her and say hey Can you ask her to escort?
Yes, it's this door you and I do not under you know why we don't do discord We don't do discord del. Yes, someone was asking me how to you underscore them like don't that is the correct answer I think you underscore once count the entire time I've ever come to the show at AOL dot com Not just getting it I don't even have a time a g-man you have to and you never use them just Gmail calm, that's right. That's right. That's always your personal shit Libby wrote us and said hi all I need some help I took my man who is married to someone that is not me to my Christmas work to now Okay, I was to interject here and say it took me a couple of times reading this to realize Libby is not you know Stepping out on somebody she they're in a poly relationship everybody's copacetic right in the relationship Yeah, someone noticed that he had a wedding ring on and today I was asked if he was married I panicked lied and said he wasn't married and now I don't know if I should tell Them the truth or just carry on with the lie I have tried to explain poly to them in the past But they have demonstrated that they are incapable of understanding it I don't want it to affect my career or working environment any thoughts or advice are appreciated That's a tough one But I will say when you say that these people have demonstrated that they're incapable of understanding it nobody is incapable of understanding it Anybody with an average IQ can understand what poly is what they're saying is they don't like it or accept scares them And therefore they don't want to wrap their minds around it So I think it's important that that might be my Negative viewpoint because I that kind of thing is a trigger for me I do not like that that explanation that I consider an excuse I'm just I'm not capable of understanding that yeah Yeah, I'm a fucker You just don't like it and it freaks you the fuck out so you don't want to do me the courtesy of trying to wrap your mind around Something that that means something to me in which case that person or those people are not worth trying to bring into your inner circle And all you're trying to do here is save your work environment stick and I don't usually say this shit You started the lie stick with the lie there's no reason to try and be honest with well I mean they're gonna they're already know you lied and the guy's a wedding ring like what he's just wears it for shits and giggles Or to to stop those predatory women from picking up on him All of them so of course they're gonna be like he was wearing a running ring and of course she said that Who cares?
I mean let him talk I wouldn't personally push the conversation because it's your personal life Yeah, and it's really none of their business and technically you have tried to explain Polly to them So they have that information in their head and so they're like oh well She said he doesn't ever ring but obviously she's probably one of those poly things and about judgment judgment judgment Whatever if it doesn't get in the way of your work, then don't but once again this comes down to the rehearsal thing You know and that is we've talked about and that is running down if you're going to have an alternative Relationship and you understand that if you want to avoid these conversations Then there is like a little checklist like wedding rings and and who are you in my life? Because people are going to ask questions. They're gonna make their small talk They're going to do that when you go into these social settings because what the fuck else did they have to do it? Some office party, you know get drunk and so what's your story?
So if you have a little preparation on that maybe you can avoid some of these possible awkward things Yeah, I remember my sister had a Christmas work party and she works at a pretty big place and so it was a rather large party She was gonna bring her boyfriend at the time her boyfriend was married So she decided ahead of time what she was gonna do my question would be do you really want to be taking? Your boyfriend to work functions in the first place it might not be the smartest thing to do I understand that you want to share your work environment with him, but You got to give up some thought to that even before you think of how you're gonna bring broach this weird subject of here's my boyfriend And he's married I think you have to ask yourself if it's even worth inviting him because you're you're mixing two places The two two things in your life that you may not want to make this not it's not always a smart thing to mix your poly Your kink personal life with your work environment. I have an example that's interesting that that with me you brought me to Like she had something at school I didn't go to her graduation when she graduated from her for your but I went to this like kind of awards things a little smaller You know cuz it was in the large class There's only like 50 people and I sat at the table with me and I dressed or tie and so like you even own it Yeah, I don't know I you know I just showed people with them Yeah, and I went and and of course There was a lot of conversations about well obviously everyone's gonna kind of know I'm a lot older than her and she had to do So the people that were going to see me weren't weren't going to have a conflict with the age thing and then of course we were gonna leave kink out You know because of course she's moving on to this career and she's gonna need these people to support her and stuff like that So the age thing was okay stay away from the king But one of the other things that can happen is so what's my start? Well, I went to massage school So I do massage therapy you remember this don't you?
So I'm like well, I'm just gonna go with that and I do massage and I don't want to say I do only women's massage And I usually end up masturbating them at the end of their session. No, you don't want to say that's not you know That's not what I do So I'm just like well, you know I do massage therapist and instantly because I'm very gregarious and what happens when the people at the table like you They all of a sudden because now they're gonna ask more questions because that guy's nice He's funny, you know, whatever and instantly her mentor the guy that she is totally this is the guy that helped her get to here It's like oh my god. I need a massage therapist and I want you to massage me and now I'm in this awkward conversation going Well, actually I'm not doing as much now because my hands are starting to get blah blah blah blah awkward awkward And it's like now I mean this weird so yeah, you have to consider yes What if people like the person that you brought and now they want to ask more questions because that's what happens in a social Set you bring them to your families, you know festivities you bring them to your work festivities people are gonna socialize I want to get to know them and I'm sorry That's just something that I don't even like bringing creative explain I brought him to my Christmas, you know party at work White 80s gonna stick because I'm like oh I just don't want anything to go wrong And I just don't want to mix these so that work is work and play is play and I don't generally like mixing those And I think some people I mean we're you and I are a little more anti-social than just a tad people do make friends at their work and that you know Of course, there's always a risk that I can go bad when the friendship goes bad and we're used to that So that's why we're always protective But there are people that are very involved in their work and they do make friends from their work and they hang out and They raise kids together and you know and softball and do all the things so in those cases I guess It's more natural to bring the actual make can somebody jump in on this everyone's just staring at us in a flound Kathy and I are so anti-social like this is a fucking retarded idea I'm a bad idea don't do it to anybody to do this like maybe some people are into this I Think when it comes to work functions like that. It's just generally better to just not bring any sort of thing I agree you know don't do it.
What if you're well established with this person like I mean her family I've met most of them but I met some of them because we've been together five years So they're like well who's this fucking guy didn't you have to go to one of bunnies things and pretend that you didn't know her Oh, that was remember the church. She's saying she's saying in a church And I literally drove there ten minutes after it started snuck in the back dressed You know whatever and like watched her performance made eye contact with her And then at the break totally bailed like went outside and walked around so no one would talk to me That sounds more like you didn't tell it started again until I heard her sing coming back in satin back waited till she finished The second she finished and everyone started clapping gave her a little finger gun thing She saw me and then I ran straight into the door So you're a bad stalker and she laughed and she's like Leave and even then everyone's like I was just gonna say it's kind of a performer term but like no your audience like like She's obviously let me obviously work with these people for a while like are they are they a group that's gonna Understand you bringing somebody who has a wedding ring on and you don't have a wedding ring too Are they gonna understand that if they're not then I wouldn't bring them around especially if like it's possibly a job risk Yeah, we're talking about what they were talking about and you know that they're not gonna be okay with that Then just stick to the light it really doesn't matter. Do they really need to know take the damn ring off first of all? Yeah, that would have saved now.
No. No. Yeah, they just put a big bandaid over it because everyone falls for that one Now and once again know your audience like Al do you think anyone would give a fuck if you brought some dude with a ring or Somebody with a ring where I work to go to a convention or something. Oh, yeah, no, no No, we give a shit.
There's plenty of weird people at that two conventions They're not gonna give me any sort of second glance sure sure so it is I agree that know your audience before you go in and surely do a checklist You know before you go in yeah, what do we do now baby report baby report fine? We have quite a few things but you remember last was it last week somebody talked about putting you know those balls How many 20 balls into their gooch? Oh the bouncy balls? Yeah, I was our response was Did they bounce and they're like no with a shot him out on a pillow hello boring go stand on two chairs and let's just get some bouncy balls Alright, well her name is kazoo and she was so excited that we Did you see from the Martian from the Flintstones so she likes getting played like a kazoo?
Stop it's not making the weird noises into the mic She was so excited we talked about it. She's supposed to just update she says we did some bouncy ball science at kinky gaming night And our results made it all the way to California Thanks to the for the shot up for the podcast wait She also wrote this little thing that I found hilarious She says they also discuss it at 1 2019 and Count Boogie has an excellent freak out regarding international nickel-sized things that I'd like to set As my ringtone for the rest of time You went on this rant about well not if nickel says wait a minute What would that be an angle that when the UK that would be and then we all got on your ass We're to stop trying to translate everything so that everybody in the motherfucking world understands what you're talking about You just got it ran. They got it apparently not yet to make it into a ring phone by they found it hilarious that you were worrying about Brian may I'm queen. Oh my god.
What about him? He used yes, he uses a five pants. I'm just so happy Thank you, because I'm glad you got a kick No, it's good zoo or cad zoo because you work as who yes, that was a very kind of voice. Oh big dummy Yeah, yeah, I'm just very maybe it was Paul then who did mine might be never know alright And now we you know we have somebody somebody foolishly volunteered to handle all of our social media at prohibited podcast calm Do you know what that is?
I do I don't I do yeah I know some crazy nut job and Nick Nick Nick I came up and he was like hey man because that's how he talks. Yeah, that's so how I talk man like I'll do you have your leg on your hand? Focus Okay, well that's nice too Calm down what so I can't convince you guys to make out or something like that like just a little tongue I don't want to pressure them into anything. Oh, there's never pressure everyone can tell me to fuck off They're response to that was smirk.
Yeah, there's no pressure there at all. Yeah, I would ever anyway, so so you're all hey, bro Dude, bro, what are you guys doing on Instagram? Why isn't there no presence on fucking Instagram? We're like do we even have an Instagram?
Oh, we're old and we don't even get what's half the time that we're trying to prompt us Well, I got on that Instagram and I Is he doing us probably I mean I had to get through some shit. No. Yeah, it was quite a bit trying to get that Start an Instagram. There's a picture your face on there The password I don't thank you for taking that off.
Yes, it was creepy So you took over not only Instagram. Yeah, so I I am now running and have conjoined the Instagram on the Twitter Anybody who's listening wants to join it's just perverted podcast on Instagram and then perverted PCast on Twitter because Twitter of course has character Limits for everything sure sure but I'm gonna be trying to post at least three times a week So like for tonight like promoting discord and come join our discord. Okay, Wednesday when it's up for patreon So kind of promoting the patreon and then Tuesday Tuesday And then Tuesday and then putting it up in the podcast now that on Twitter. I always upload Yes, I show so could do I still have access to that?
Yeah, no those passwords haven't changed Okay, and so that's it this is just gonna help like promote both and try to get more people to like follow in whatnot So all right and then pictures and stuff like I'm supposed to start giving you pictures and stuff you can or if listeners are so inspired I did have an idea for some of them if they just want to put PP on some part of their body that is not that is actually safer That can be safer work Instagram is no boobs now, right? You can't have nipples man Huh Twitter you can though Twitter. Yeah, you can show right? So everything on Twitter But if they want to put PP and like and I can use those images to promote that's fine Or if they just want to do artwork and send that to either account I will get it sure if people started planting the PP flag again, you can always post those too.
Yes I love it when people plant the PP flag. We have some good PP flag On someone's dick well, then we'll just keep it for ourselves Twitter actually okay Well, I think it's really great that you're taking that on and I really appreciate it. Thank you. You're very welcome Thank you very much.
Anybody's gonna need his own jingle now Hey, hey, hey, hey Speaking of headly so headly which by the way are our show is sponsored by By proctoring gamble That's the same so headly sends in his his weekly tithe to the to the church of perverted podcast And he asked for a jingle and this gets good because I went for it. Okay, so all he sends me is a line and he says cross dressing Damsils in distress. Oh, and I'm like hey, I'm like, I know something about that That's right. T's that's right.
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So they're just like, okay, that was that was good I like that. Yes, absolutely She's sick right now So I'm like just get over being sick and then I sent her some pictures from her site You know trainees in trouble And I said kind of like this framing or whatever and so we'll make a video of it and then we'll put it up on our perverted podcast And she said she was coming in she said once she once she feels a little bit better So she's gonna come in because we miss her Yeah, it's always great to have so this is uh the headlies jingle is going to be some sort of thing Nice and then the next news of that of course is once or by Is our soon to be here soon to be here Kathy literally sat on the phone with me and virtually like face sat me To to purchase No, no, no, you call me up and we start talking about hey Did you get that board that new board that thanks to our our patreon supporters and especially headlie? We can now get right and you're like yeah, you come up with every fucking excuse I got to do this and I got to do that You know you can't get any excuse because it's a valid excuse like tony's like you can send it here But I'm not always here and we don't want porch pirates to jack your fucking microphones and ports So I said it has the same thing you're not always there And I said do what we do which is just have them hold it at a FedEx location and you can go and pick it out Which I kind of easy that familiar with because they said I tried to order it and there's you know because mu's place is a p.o. Box and they're like no p.o.
Box. So I'm like, well, okay, I gotta figure out what the fuck I'm gonna do Right, so then we said just send it to FedEx and then hold it there You go pick it up so I spent an hour like 17 hours What del you have to exaggerate? I was just saying did you order this off Amazon or some other site? I already done off ebay because ebay is 30 bucks 40 bucks cheaper for this Amazon to be super easy.
Yeah, it was on prime sure they would help it Yeah, I was just gonna say not for this one But future reference if it is on Amazon you can have it held at one of their pick up That's what we did with with some of the some battery or something like that and we got it through mu and that was fine But legitimately there's like $40 difference in getting it on Amazon. So did you get it? So yeah, we got we already sitting there on the phone with you while you're going me. Okay, where is that?
Is that it? Is that the one I want to hold? I gotta check this out. Let me look at reviews And so I'm I realize that I have to sit there for 20 minutes with this man while you I am not I'm not and if I don't know The the sound specs you're for an SM 58 to an SM 48 I could order something disastrous that sounds like ass You sound like John cheetah and boogie nights trying to sell that guy any track tape play right now So I went online with Kathy On your own I'm not saying you shouldn't look at reviews But I had to sit there on the phone with you for like half an hour while you're like 10 minutes No, no, it was not 10 minutes because then I said hey now that you've done that How about the mics and so you got on eBay and you bought two more mics did the same thing let me look at the reviews And I'm on well I'm playing my games you order them order them so thanks to our patreon So they'll be here on Thursday.
So next week look at all the mics that potentially will be here Even more even more before and a new board and a new board and it should all work, but it's us so you never know So it's gonna be all I'm very excited that we finally got a new board and some mics and it's good. It'll be good. No, this is good We're coming in the specs are good or the specs good. I'm so glad you're preaching the guy You're preaching the choir.
I love looking at reviews. I know my He's gonna do the rap But can you please just pull down your pants and show us your ass and that will help us distract? Oh Hey, can you back that up a little bit a little bit more a little bit more? Okay, get within reach for Kathy to grab there Thanks, you thank you very much.
That's good. Is that it anybody else? I've been in magic Well, I would like to add him thank Phoenix 42 creations who gifted me the paddle That my bags were walking he insisted so thank you to him again So what does he have a website or nice? That's on fat life, but you can get him by just searching Phoenix 42 like he has various Handles, but that will bring him up.
All right, very cool. Very good. Good deed get him some business I like it a lot because you know our audience is massive. Yes massive massive that guy better start fucking car That's he makes paddles he makes conductive rope.
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That's it. I got it Yay, and that my friends is our show a huge thank you once again to Tony for providing this perverted playground for us record And so like he's very in his phone right now. I haven't heard hardly anything from him Which if Mel's not here. Yeah, he's not spanking any water exactly.
He's not even a discipline anybody I believe she would have to told not to come Because I she had studies she had some stuff she had to take care of He's not in his head. Okay, and much loving kisses to our patrons supporters And of course headly for sponsoring this and every other show we have for all the faith you having us joining us tonight in Tony's fucking castle Arrogate go around the room please and name them all because I can't even oh She's laughing you so so so far so far. Oh is it so Fio so so far so far? Oh I Got so You're just trying to name the lesbian island of Lesbos, but okay Island of Lesbos They have an island it's a greasy is there video of this could be written history from Greece.
That's lore But is there still a lesbian island in Greece? You're clearly not allowed on a lesbian island I can I can I can put around the you know the outside and just feel the the hot girl 11 coming up no I just want to be included no, but no, no, please include me whatever go on all right Al we have a Finger on his pony Tony and then we got that was horrible. Sorry. You can say we got down in England You tell me you have questions comments or ideas for boogie or Kathy email us at river to podcast at jingle.com And if you have an extra fiber lying around this month swing by patreon.com forward slash for Podcasts and give us your support.
I would also like to say I know we say I thank you to headley a lot and you know Sponsor because he does give us that extra that and specifically they are for things and jingles and things But our other patrons are totally paying for the storage where I record the jingle for the sound cloud or whatever So I surely want to give a shout out to all of our supporters Not just not just headley who I'm sure understand that it is amazing that that people are supporting us right now That's really cool and that's it and I guess next week. We're gonna do some some real crazy shit I'll bring a whip for are you gonna? No, I'm gonna show you to give it to you can't teach me if I'm being hit with it exactly good Well, maybe you can just like I could be hit with a whip on a show just saying just saying Actually, I'll do you had to actually and then had to throw it because it's fun to throw it and get that noise Have I ever whipped you no can I whip you yeah, okay? Okay, okay, that's good.
Okay, that's it. That's it. That's basically negotiation That was a very short and to the point quick little lesson on negotiation I go well you ask and then they can say no and then that's you will obviously we would have more to talk about now and More seconds away. Yeah, a few just a few more things however I have gone into scenes with that as pretty much the whole negotiation Hey, I'm just telling the truth.
I'm just keeping it real man. It's better if you just want to be free We just want to be free ride without being handled by the man. I'm gonna end the show now You've come back to be my friend even though this is like the 30th time you fuck me up again Your friends are nicely sharpened to suck the goodness from my soul But I grew big balls and I'm taking a stand cuz your shit is getting old do I have bitch written on my forehead? Will it time that'll rub it off your apologies are useless cuz they never take on any fault I'm prioritized my own self worth and guess what babe you're gone So I wish you love now go in peace and on the way out totally confused all let me explain You're a sociopathic from a farm-con face break and a little vein no longer will I be the st.
Lee martyr who will love you? No matter what I'm retired from the need to fix you because you're a useless silly twat I'm gonna need a mouthwash and I'm off from all the smoke that you're blowing up my ass You tell me how fucking wonderful I am and then you talk shit to all my friends I was your co-dependent gift back well now I'm closing shop so I wish you love now go in peace and on the way out Please fuck off Big tears Your powers were strong, but now I have better kung fu I forgive you and let it goes so you don't waste space in my head But I'd probably laugh my ass off if I found out you were dead Maybe one day you really will change well what do you fucking do you can change your own damn diapers now cuz I'm totally over Wait for it I'm not going to bend day