245: Lore of the Store
from Movie Meltdown
Movie Meltdown - Episode 245 The Suncoast crew is back in the second installment in this trilogy of terror. Join us as we continue to wander down retail memory lane, and tell more stories of peculiar co-workers, ridiculous customers and poor unwitting mall personnel. Including tales of... the Klingon Sisters, Santa Clause, the cow, Chi Chi, "Cindy", kids stealing stuff, the one-armed man, the mysterious reappearing video tapes, "Mike" and the Jin-Roh rivalry. And as we ponder if we could ever be a guy prostitute, we also discuss... gorgeous and barley legal, catwalk phenomenon, peanut butter cluster 2000 calorie death, little white kids throwing money at other white people, Maybe we can find a darker corner to do this in..., fall into the water, chewing on her lip, Numa Numa, cocaine and bread, humping Santa, having your own pharmacy, she would basically roll on the floor and purr, torturing ole' Saint Nick, the Romulan, undercover security guard, put ‘em on the glass, 300 posters, I remember the first time I got busted at the mall, retired walking zombies, RGIS, pulling the cow's tail, customer service trial by fire, putting a black garbage bag on your head, Dragon Ball Z cards, the greatest old person gag ever, hookers and blow, What's a VHS?!, Government-funded entertainment, being annoyingly polite and humble and... The cow is good!! The cow is good!! "It's our very own days of future past episode..."
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