#246 - Metallica Covers

After catching Damage Inc. live in concert a few weeks back, we felt inspired to investigate the vast conglomeration of artists who have performed their own cover versions of songs originally written by the biggest cover band to have ever blessed heavy metal, the mighty METALLICA.   Even though METALLICA have come a long way from their old school “dirty thrash” sound, modern artists continue to create their own interpretations of songs from throughout METALLICA’s vast catalog. Whether it’s completely reimagined with an entirely different arrangement or a faithful, note perfect rendition of the original all the way down to the production nuances, there are endless possibilities as to what you might hear.   Always remember that “you eat and then shoot” because it’s important to “follow the instructions” to ensure things don’t “get out of hand”. Learn why “rolling your R’s” is an important social skill (especially when ordering at certain restaurants), get ready for some “brisket tips”, remain calm anytime you run out of “crème fraiche” or “the triangles are turning into rhombuses” and prepare to activate your laugh wheeze (“assuming we don’t get cancelled”) when you JOIN US as we give a listen to a veritable plethora of METALLICA COVERS.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast   Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter   Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes:   (00:01): “You know what’s bad? It’s when you do shit backwards…” / #followtheinstructions (“You wouldn’t do the beer before the clinky…you eat and then shoot.”) / “We’re not judging at all…”/ “I’m flexible…” / “I’ve never done it on purpose…maybe by accident…”/ #imsorrydude / #cheersfellas / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I’m gonna have to take it home because the wife is real particular…” / #darkchocolaterum / #RussellsAlcoholReflections / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #MattsJokeEarlier / “I might have done the latter part…”/ NOTE: I think it’s Cranston / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO THE MEAT, GO TO #TheDocket ***   (03:53): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #virginlips #Blakes #TheVerdict / “That’s actually really good…I don’t think it’s that spicy.” / #watermelonASMR / “You’re not getting the heat? Take another swig…” / “It finishes in the throat with a little heat…” / #markthetime / “Are your balls loved today?” / #broughttoyouby #Manscaped #WithLoveFromManscaped / “My balls have never smelled fresher…” / #itfeelsamazing #itsmellsamazing / “Like #nudeunderwear …” / #cradled / #thepackage (“That’s when I went to work…”) / “Its very effective…” / #waterproof / “I always just shaved over the trash can…” / #straddleandshave / #noshocks / #nickingtheballs / “Have you tried the smoother attachment on your balls?” / “That sounds like the weirdest vagina…” / “Now I’ve gotta hear #BulletBoys …” / ***GO TO MANSCAPED.COM AND USE PROMO CODE “METAL” FOR 20% OFF & FREE SHIPPING ON YOUR ENTIRE ORDER!!!*** / ***Hit us up on the #socialmedia at #IG and #FB and #Instagram and #Facebook and #InstaGood and #YouTube and #elsewhere #instatits #instavag #facefuck #youbewbs #youvoobs at #metalnerderypodcast …*** / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #wellplayyourshittah #femalevocalist #BeyondThePale IMMINENCE (“Holy shit!”) / “I would never guess that was a female singer…” / “That is so hot…it’s super-hot.” / “When a chick can sound more manly than a dude…” / “Everything gives you bone…” #invisiblewind / #MonumentInTime comes out on April 27, so by the time you hear this and/or read this, you can go buy this… / “It’s pretty good…I think it’s gonna happen.   (15:53): “It’s not really metal…but it’s hilarious.” / “I tried to tell ya…I’m gonna tell ya once…”/ “Probably, that’s fine…would you do it?” / #thatsnotmything / “I just want a playlist…”/ “I want you to talk about how much you worked out before you read it…”/ “You guys are more “preserved” than I am…” / #AwwwMannnn / “He’s in the best zone, he’s in #thehealthzone …” / ***You can send us your #shittah to [email protected] …a #YouTubeLink will suffice and any copy you think might be useful to any potential fans*** / “We’re coming up on 5 years…and our numbers are going up exponentially every day…” / #RussellsReflections / “You’ve got a whistle in your nose…” / “That’s my lungs, not my nose…” / #CityBBQ / “When you walked in you #smelledthebrisket …”/ “I wanna try the okra, I wanna try the mac and cheese…”/ “Weirdly enough…” / “Now I wanna know where there at, around me…” / “It’s like #abagofkrystals …” / “The lesson I learned about #brisket …” / #notasloppyjoe #thatsoundsgood #RussellsFoodPornReflectionsASMR / “I’m a little hard after that…that’s my favorite porn and my favorite bone…” / “That gives you bone…” / #servicebone #abigdill   (26:09): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  METALLICA COVERS (COVERS OF METALLICA SONGS)  / Reflecting on #DamageInc from last weekend’s wrap up (***check out the #SuicidalTendencies and #1994 episodes for more insights…*** / “They could do a whole tour and play nothing but #coversongs …” / #motorheadcovers / “#Motorhead covered #Metallica …” / WHIPLASH (“It sounds right…”) / “It’s a Motorhead song…” / #thisgivesmebonetoo / “Damn, that sounds good…”/ “Hotel rooms and motorways…never stop, never quit, we are Motorhead!” / “They did to a #Metallica song what Metallica did to EVERY cover song THEY ever did.” / “It was #dirtythrash …” / “Yes, yes…” / #gnarlyvoice #distortion #unclean #thrash / “I don’t like to use violence…” / #glovesofshame #withmydick (“You totally nailed it…”) / “I kinda wanna hear this…” #Disturbed FADE TO BLACK (“I have good feelings…”) / “I like the acoustic…there’s some…symphony & strings back there…” / “There IS no chorus…” / “Just enjoy the show LIVE (not on your phone, when you’re NEVER gonna actually watch it…” / #totallyhuge / “They’re playing something different…”   (39:00): “Awwww…” / “I know this one’s good…”/ #Korn ONE #MTVIcon (“21 years ago!? DAMN!”) / “I’ll never understand how he gets that bass sound…”/ “It’s like the #antiAJFAmix …”/ “It sounds ballsy as shit…” / “I know, right?” / #frontguy or #frontback / “I fucked it all up…” / #InFlames EYE OF THE BEHOLDER (see also #MetalMilitiaATributeToMetallica ) / “It’s a little faster…yeah.” / #cleansinger #welldone / “Like…nuances…”/ “Oooh…” / #Vader FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE (#BombsAreTired #WeAllShallDie) / “sounds bad ass!!!” / “You can hear him say it there…”   (45:49): “That’s weird, ‘cos #misers are just greedy people…” / “Is that a #Load or a #BlackAlbum?” / #DarkTranquility MISERY LOVES COMPANY (“That sounds like #BlackAlbumQuality …”) / #WonderTwinPowers (“Form of…”) / “Production wise, it almost sounds Black Album #perfectproduction …” / “This one is VERY interesting…” / #Hatebreed ESCAPE (“already an A+…”) / “It’s definitely got balls for sure…” / #veryheavy (“I like the extra heaviness…”) / “That almost sounds like James!” / #doublebassASMR / “I think I like that version better…” / “dude, you know what I meant…I just used a fancy word for #balls …” / #RodrigoYGabriela BATTERY #heavyacoustic #unpluggedpercussion #acousticthrash #thrashcoustic / “That’s impressive…”/ “Let me get my #watermelonthing real quick…” / #flavorcrystals #downtown #awordofwarning #hotwings (“You will send her to the hospital…”) / “That’s why you’ve gotta have ranch, dude…” / #Primus THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE #firstlisten #HFS (“It’s nose surgery…or rhinoceros surgery…”) / “That’s pretty accurate…”/ “That sounds like ’86…”/ NOTE: If you layered these over each other, they would line up exactly… #onemansopinion   (56:50): #Chimaira DISPOSABLE HEROES (“that’s why I practice, bro…”) / “Yeah, it’s gonna be ridiculous…” / “Almost James, almost death metal…” / #mathhomework / #metalvocalsASMR / “You’re welcome…” / #ChrisCornell ONE (“Wait, is this #U2?”) / “All the math is falling apart…the triangles are turning into rhombuses…” / “I’m not sophisticated enough to understand…” / “I like #LzzyHale #Halestorm RIDE THE LIGHTNING / “I like the way she pulled that off…” / #Sabaton FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS (“I like their #albumcovers they’re always super metal…”) / “Definitely #djunts , #noflahns it’s #flahnfree …”/ “Those might be #djunts or #dunnahs …”/ #Rrrrunnn #rollingtheRs / “I like the rolling the R’s…”/ “That’s one thing my wife can do that I can’t do…” / “How do you order at a Mexican place?” / “I can’t wait for #CincoDeMayo   (1:08:38): #BulletForMyValentine WELCOME HOME (SANITARIUM) / “They’re a #HotTopicBand …”/ “They’re pretty…right…those dudes…” / “So it’s #gothglam in a way…” / #lightbeergothglam / “Doesn’t #FeliciaNevada sound like a #VegasStripper ?” / #leftfield #burritotalk / “so far, everything’s hitting the boxes…”/ “They’re metal for 13-year-olds…” / “What’d you do this weekend?” #standupbass vs #electricbass / “This will come out right in time for #MothersDayWeekend / “I think you just described it…” / #antishred / #Apocalyptica HARVESTER OF SORROW (“That sounds #darkasfuck …”)    (1:17:42): #bigsneeze / #MachineHead BATTERY (“That’s glorious…”) / “Balls all day…”/ “They nailed all the nuances…” / “It never made sense to me…”/ #soloriff (“The math is just a tad tweaked…the math behind the solo riff…”) / #heisablessing / #Ghost ENTER SANDMAN #RollingTheRsASMR / #whatisprobrem / “Don’t you…NO!” / “I think everybody’s a little tired of it…”/ “I feel like #GordonRamsay shitting on metal…” / #cremefraiche / “That song tugs at the #heartstrings…” / #MileyCyrus #EltonJohn NOTHING ELSE MATTERS (“It makes me cry a lot…”) / “That’s from the album…” / “The sound of garden?” / “Let’s do NO REMORSE to close it out…” / #CannibalCorpse / “He articulates better…” / #PaulMazurkiewicz #DrumsAndPercussion #deathmetallegend #standupcomedy (Might be a Z in there…) #deathmetal / “I enjoyed the #MetallicaCovers …” / “Dude, he is talented…”/ “The trrrriangles are turning into rrrrhombuses…” / #knockknockjoke / #pizza #plain (“No planes flew into that one…”) #emotionalsupportbuilding / #AlexJones or #JoeRrrrogan / #untilthenext (“Assuming we don’t get cancelled…”) / “I gotta pee so bad…” / #youreadick / #LMAO / ***COME CHECK OUT OUR WARES IN THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE, WHICH YOU CAN ACCESS REMOTELY via METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH *** / #outroreel