Kathy, you're laughing. Are you laughing? You're laughing at the board. Are you laughing at the creation of things, Kathy?
Well, I am laughing inside. I think we're laughing. Kathy, look at what is building out. Look at what is before you, Kathy.
We are in your room. It took me maybe 15, 20 minutes to set up because it's all new. Yeah, I said it. But it was supposed to be, you said it's just going to be a box.
And it's a three tiered tower. It's the ugly box. So yes. But because I feel like I need to go to an art store and just grab you a spray can.
So it just looks like black and then just shine. No, this is pretty. You know, cardboard, green, white, just all the colors. No, that would take away the authenticity.
You wouldn't be able to call it the ugly box. Let me tell you something, Del, no amount of tape is going to make that look pretty. No, that's right, paint. Spray paint is a wonderful thing.
Kathy, all I can say is we're sitting in your room. We sound, likely normally sound. That's true. And we can now start a show.
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Hello and welcome to perverted podcast, the show where we can go with a fuck anywhere. Yes, as we go to Kathy's Pleasure Palace. Oh, no. No.
To talk about kink and sexual stuff. Recording live from my bedroom. Kathy's what is it? Pleasure Palace.
Kathy's Pleasure Palace. In front of three dudes. We're all wearing clothing. Kathy, this is my fucking luck is I got three dudes, all wearing clothes, none of whom I'm sorry to say are really in my fantasies.
Except me. Wait, you literally like goggled eyed when we listen to me. Yeah, fantasies. Yeah, Kathy's.
You guys are real life. I thought you were into dough. You've got to know. In my fantasies.
When we were talking about us watching in Clothes Naked, you were totally in that fantasy. You were on board. I wasn't a fantasy. That was happening real in my mind.
That's a fantasy. You clearly don't understand this thing. OK, kids. The bottom line is this is Kathy's Pleasure Palace.
The bottom line isn't you were supposed to be here to add some estrogen to the room instead. I got three parts as Tocerones. Kathy, what is it? It's your FMMM fantasy.
It is an FMMM fantasy. So now we just all need to get naked and start fucking training your ass. I'm reaching to that drawer there and get my vibrator. Nope, the other one.
The one that's sticky when you open it. The sticky drawer. Open this. Open the sticky drawer.
I can't believe it. Kathy, your room looks great. It's nice, isn't it? Look, we have actually a lot of space.
But this is the only time we're going to do this. I won't be very clear. We're going to have to get another. I remember one was from Headly.
The enigma you have to look at my department. I don't know where you keep your sex toys. I'm sorry. You know, if the listener who gave me the original Lilo is still listening to show, please let me know where I completely forgot who it was.
I think it's the same listener. No. It's not Headly. Oh, speaking of, wait a minute, hang on a second, this show is sponsored by headlamp.
This is the one I'm supporting for Birdie podcast. Thank you, Headly. That's a good jingle. I have cleaned those vibrators by the way.
With your tongue? Kathy, where are you going to explore this time? Kathy, does he make you do that? Does he make you fuck with the vibrator?
I tell you, he's telling not into that. Really? He's just not the type of guy who is into my pussy at all. It's a whole.
That's basically what it is a whole for him. He's just literally in it, not into it. Exactly. It's a very important distinction right there.
Yeah, he's just not a pussy kind of guy. I gotta find me a pussy kind of guy. That's what you need. I keep saying that and never going to happen.
For Birdie Podcast at gmail.com, if you are in fact a pussy kind of guy. We're looking for you. Kathy's whole is waiting to be worshipped by you. Oh my god.
Hey, why don't you listen to what you see on my pillow over there? There is a box of pokey sticks, which is a Japanese candy. It's like a little kind of bready stick with chalk dipped in chocolate and Mew absolutely goes bonkers for them. And they were for her.
They were for her, but now you're going to eat them. I am going to eat them because of her not showing up. It's even a crustacean plushie that I brought. A plushie on my bed.
And it matches my bed too. Kind of does. And so for our listeners that are just checking in with us, maybe you've been away for a while, we are kind of nomadic right now. And so we had to figure out a way to keep the show going every week and still sound kind of like we do.
So I have spent a few hours in maybe 20 minutes with a lot of hot glue and tape and whatever. And we built the ugly box. So all of our equipment is stacked in one thing and now can be moved from place to place. And so we're actually all crammed in Kathy's little room, which actually without the wardrobe there, there's a lot of room to kind of sit down.
But this will not happen again. I know. I understand. I'll have to figure it out and find people with a.
But you built the ugly box. The ugly box is here and it does work and it is all stacked and now we can just get into the magic that is. And it lives up to its name. It is ugly.
It is ugly pictures on our pet life page. And then did you put those also on the. Yes. Hey, Enigma, where are they on that page of yours?
Well, Boogie. Perverted podcast is on Instagram at pervertedpodcast and we're on Twitter at pervertedbcast. Good. I'm going to have you say that a few times.
That's fine. We're going to get that rolling out. What's going on? What's going on with you?
Nothing. I'm going to throw from hell. All right. So it's going away.
So there was no I cannot put this any closer to my face. You want me to eat it? Do you see? Touching my lips.
It's touching your lips. You're doing great. So what? She's making out with that.
I was touching her teeth. Now just lick it because I am that pussy guy. I'm not like it is my mic. But I'm not looking.
Okay. I'm sorry. No, I didn't. Okay.
We can't you know, no, not a lot of sexy time. No, no. You did not get your whole use by the whole user. I did not get my whole user.
We're just going to call him HU from now on. Whole user. I should make a jingle about that. You have me jingling.
I have. I think I have. I did. I mentioned the dickhead ice cream sandwich thing somewhere.
You did mention that you did do a jingle. I did somewhere somewhere. I did somewhere. I did somewhere.
I did somewhere. I had a good weekend. It was a lot of fun. It could have gone bad, but it didn't.
That pretty much describes most of the weekend. It was actually a lot of fun. We were on news boat and we had Panda and whiskers come over and we had all sorts of debauchery and fun. It was real casual.
It was fun. We watched what about Bob. They hadn't seen. I just got them to watch Groundhog's Day.
You had never seen that. She loved it. I'm like, well, we're just going to go with a Bill Murray thing. I thought you're going to go to Edge of Tomorrow.
That's a good follow up. Just watching him die repeatedly. It's great. We're going to ease into that.
Maybe go Ghostbusters next and then we'll go to all the death. Actually, have you ever seen Razor's Edge? I love that fucking movie. It's a very unknown Bill Murray movie.
It's a remake. I'm going to say other two have seen I have not. You're going to have to make my head. Not seeing it.
Oh, it's a remake of a black and white, which is very similar. I actually like the black and white better. He did a great job. He was in the height of all the comedy stuff and all the goofy Bill Murray stuff.
That was, I think, probably his first serious movie. It's not a big uplifter. It's not Ghostbusters. That's really, I'm sure.
It was a lot of fun. We had a really good time and it was good to be. The performance was good. Everyone seemed to have a good time.
Did you say the performance? That's kind of how I look at all sex. That's very delicate. What?
It's the same thing. The performance was good. I feel good about it. I felt good.
Everyone seemed happy. There was good negotiation. There was good communication. We had some discussions with one of the partners who was having an internal conflict with some things about arousal and things like that.
I love finding out about stuff like that. We can try to create an environment where it's like, hey, let's take orgasm off the table. We talk about that a lot on the show. Let's take that off the table.
We're going to be patient. If my dick goes limp, then I'll use my fingers. Don't worry about it. We're going to try taking our time.
I get in my head a lot about that because I only have so much dick and then the ED can kick in if a fire goes not working. I don't want people to feel that it's about them. If they take long because that's one of the things people would feel fucked up about. That's always exciting.
Then when there's success after that, they feel comfortable and they're able to do things and feel better. That's always really exciting. I feel good about my performance. I'm pretty sure why most of the women want to hang out with me.
Because most men don't do what it's trying. They don't say let's take the orgasm off the table. Those are my words. Those are usually men utter.
Well, that's why Del gets laid. I'm not going to stick my dick in there. Stick it around and I'm like I'm done. That's so not an England.
There is a genre for demographic. There is a demographic that's in to that. But no, it was a good show. What else is on the table?
We got some Del. Del. If you haven't noticed, and your back here is not, my hair has been refreshed. I am yet again half and half.
It is a good look. So I got that done at a dungeon as a quasi scene. Was that the straight razor? Yeah, the straight razor.
Oh, great. Who did it? It was a friend. I didn't ask.
A friend whom you tried with a straight razor. And they only make me twice. Oh, only. Yes.
One little tiny one on my lip and one on my head. I was just wondering where your fucking ear went. I was like, you were doing like a whole Van Gogh thing. I just thought the Van Gogh thing was like, I don't know.
I forgot what they were called. I have to recheck. There is a stick that causes the stop bleeding. It stings like a mother.
It took some muggles for me. It is like, okay, that feels like pinching. Oh, I mean, super glue. No, no.
Isn't that silver nitrate stuff? Something similar, but yeah, it just causes your bleeding to stop. Despite your head bleeds profusely. Yes, it does.
It goes in and it stopped it fairly quickly. It just hurt for about 15 seconds. I put hot sauce in my eye. Put it on my head.
Oh my God. I felt like that. You know what? I'm the masochist.
So that works. Laser. See, she's at your next step. Why always shave it when you can just laser it off?
I have to commit to one side and commitment sounds hard. Yeah, that's true. Also it costs money. Like a lot of money.
And then you don't look like me. See, my hair has grown back a lot. Are you guys ready? Did I ever say that on the show?
I've done. I've done laser hair removal. Yeah. That's why my hairline is so fucked up.
Look at me. Look at my hairline. It is that most hair lines who are like that. They do not go that low at all.
Most hair lines are a horseshoe that go right up here. Mine goes like six inches. But you shave it so who cares? Yeah, but if you don't shave it, I'm standing around and people are like, what the fuck is wrong with that guy's head?
No, they're not. I've absolutely heard. But the head hurts so much when they laser against it, you have to go the lightest set. At least I did because I'm a giant pussy.
I had to go to the- You've gotten tattoos, right? No, no, no. How long ago was this? This was like 15 years ago.
I had money. There's been not much that clean in your head. There's a lot different now. It's not that painful.
What? The laser turned out. No, my friend recently had it done. And my cousin had it done like 20 years ago and they've come here.
No, it's like fucking night and day. Really? Yeah, but it was expensive. It's been like 1500 bucks and then they're all, oh, they lied.
They're like, oh, it's only going to take three sessions and then you'll be bald because I knew the hair, once the hair started to go- They always underestimate this. Yeah, it's not coming back. So I'm like, well, I'll just get it lasered off and then I won't ever have to shave my head. And after like seven, ten sessions at like 150 bucks each, I'm like, I can't afford to do this anymore.
It keeps coming back in lighter and lighter amounts. Well, you can see by the ring, I have nothing on top. So the top scragglers, those don't come nothing and I just have this weird fryer duck thing going around my head that people just look. It's something weird is happening when we're all sitting so close to each other.
We're having an actual conversation. We've gone off the deep end into some weird hair discussion. You want to get back to like normal potato mayhem? Yes.
You and I are actually farther away than we have ever been in any show. That's very true because I have my hand held mic and I don't have to have it sitting on the table right next to you. You're literally like trying to feel like a cat that I've ever been. Yeah, that's not good in your foot.
You guys are playing footsies. Shut up, all of you. Next is a hand job. Yeah, but that's a good thing.
I'm gonna rub my balls on your bed. Yeah. Keep your balls away from me. Are we moving on now?
Please. Oh dear God. See, we have more Dell stuff on potato mayhem, but I'm sorry we use up all that time talking about laser air removal from men. So when you is not here, we actually stick the time.
It suddenly seems to just go over time. That's true. We'll have potato mayhem too and here it tells other stuff. Okay.
Potato mayhem part two, which I never played. The potato mayhem. No, you don't even have it. You might be motivated to make it.
Yeah. Potato mayhem. If there's not a lot, it's not good enough. Dell.
I think I've for mockery of me, it's even worse than Pokemon Go. I got it back into Fortnite. Oh my God. That is straightener so you don't have a life anymore.
Well, more of that's like, oh, so many people with terrible microphones and small children and just masquisms of dying to people that play this a lot more than me. Kathy, you don't know about that game, but it's worse than Pokemon Go. It's worse than Pokemon Go. And other things of I had my one of my LA partners, Knop Devil, actually come down to Orange County.
That was fun. So you had a play partner actually travel to you, which never happens? No, you didn't have a drive. I didn't have the drive.
But we just got coffee and we, what do we do otherwise? We did coffee and something. I'm like drinking triple pinnetry. But we didn't combine, no, because they're allergic to cats and I have a cat.
So my place is kind of like for Bowdoin, unless a certain bird cleans it like the day before. A certain bird. A certain bird. Which is on the docket.
They want a schedule. So I'll have another one. And then they'll drive back. And then they'll drive back in its triple penetration.
That requires two other men folk to join me for that. That's a bit easier with their husband in their place. Dell. Dell Dell Dell.
There's attachment. No, no, no. I'm a little bit more patient. I'm one penis policy douche man.
That means my penis is going into all three holes. Now they say die. I mean they can suck. You know, they can suck my thumb and then I can have another thumb in their butt hole.
You're ruining my fantasy of what? Mr. My dick is going in all three holes. Well, that's a lot of dick.
I didn't want a dick. I can do it. They sell clone willies. I found one.
I have to go to very niche sites because the one I wanted was I was talking to they sell a chocolate clone really. So you can make a chocolate. Cloned of your penis. Of a penis.
Dell will complain that there was no dark chocolate. I'm like you make a mold. You can just get chocolate. Yeah.
So what's in now? What's in fat life? Okay. So this is thank you so much to Dolly Gwen for tagging me on this.
It's by a mischief managed. He's one of our returning. Yes, you managed. And I promise I give him a plug.
He's going to be a kinky college in Chicago this spring. That's all the information gave me. So he also just opened an Etsy store called a mischief managed. So if you have a chance to see it's a Harry Potter reference to the map Kathy.
You know what? You know that that please. I know more than you do about Harry Potter. That's what was it called?
What was it called? What was it called? Yeah. I don't care.
The ink. The decals. Ha ha. The point goes to Kathy again.
Let's play this game. Let's play this Harry Potter game. Jesus Christ. Okay.
All right. He wrote a post called be claiming spaces a healthy place for humiliation abuse in search drama here. This is a rather poetic post. I normally don't pick stuff like this but he's a really great writer.
So he writes she fantasized about being tied up onto a table and used by an older man. And while many would try to use that emotional or sexual wound to fuck some young girl what she really needed was someone to help her reclaim her own sexuality. One that was robbed from her in her past. And to say after the fucking was done to fight against her own fear of abandonment.
He struggled with her own body rejecting any kind of play and penetration. And while so many gave up on her because they couldn't get a quick fuck what she really needed was someone gentle enough to help her find spaces where sex and sexuality was safe and non-threatening. Only in that space did her body allow something inside without imploding allowing her to feel like a woman again and not something broken. It's one thing to use this place or others to satisfy some inner craving is a completely different thing to talk with someone and help them tame some of their inner demons giving them a healthier place to express themselves or reclaiming some part of their haunted past and giving it a place to be.
Well said sir. It was very well written. I left it. It's very well written.
I left it. It's a mnage. It's a dork. I like to suppose.
I mean I had kind of a grumpy moment in this post which sounds weird. No. It is true. You have a grumpy moment in every post I read.
It's true. Well someone has to be the dick. That's true. You do it so well.
I love the idea of all of these things and as most of our listeners know as I just described I see benefit personally from going to that next level with my partners and kind of looking for that thing. And these are the stories that we talk about all the time on the show and we've all talked about our vulnerabilities and learning about people and learning about our partners and when things happen and reading body language and the communication before during and after. And we do talk kind of a nausea about that. That's pretty much what the show is about.
But I don't like the idea that it's it should always be expected that I'm always here to save someone or to take them to that next level. I don't like that. Does that make sense? It's a kinky sex lifestyle.
And so it is okay to come here and get your rocks off and to get your rocks off and want kinky sex. I mean as long as you're consenting to it as long as you're laying everything on the table and you're saying this is what I'm interested in. I don't think you're necessarily a bad person if you don't look deeper into your partner's eyes and look for every nuance that they're not able to tell you or they're able to articulate because they do have a personal responsibility to also not be involved in certain activities that they're not ready for. And the person that is going along with them saying I want to be tied down and fucked by an older guy.
I don't think it should be an expectation that every older guy is supposed to see through that and go well I know psychologically what you really need. I agree and he even says it's one thing to do this. It's another thing to do that. I don't think that any way say one is better than the other but I do know that kind of bias that you're referring to where people say the community isn't just about getting fucked and we're better than that because we mentor people.
I mean I have actually heard that kind of bias and I don't like any more than you do because I like not everything I do has to be deep and intense. But I think that what he touched on and the reason why I liked this post was that he really is appointing at the thing that makes outsiders not understand what the core of the community is. Particularly if you're at a party and you see the creeper come in and we have these names the predators the creeper is the ones who don't understand and think this is just a sex club where you do come and get your rocks off and then leave or one of those sex shops that you go to. And they don't understand how at the core the majority of us will go or at least search for that kind of deeper commitment that kind of partner that is going to help you move on, move past things, improve yourself.
You're right that not everybody does that but I'll say again that at the core of our community that is what I see a lot. And I think that goes along with saying like in any community whether it's your bowling league or you know your Harry Potter wizards unite or your Fortnite maybe not as much in Fortnite community because it's a lot of immature angry people on microphones. But community teabagant. But I think there's I think in general if given an opportunity most people want to at least be relatively decent.
Yeah well I if given an opportunity to not have to be a complete dick I think most people are at least attempting to live and live and to not harm people and to not break laws and not do that. Whether we do that occasionally or have accidents or things that we fuck up that's normal but I'm saying in general that not ever you know if you're in a community like in Pokemon go wherever most of the people are relatively cool and then of course you have to deal with the people that are not. Does that make sense? I know do you guys have anything to weigh in on?
I mean yeah I think in general like like most people are good it's the dicks that just tend to be the loudest ones. I think that's why a lot of people's perception of certain communities is like is that everybody is terrible person because just the terrible people are loud but if you're a good decent normal person you're not going to make the news. Yeah I agree with that. Yeah I was going to say like with anything when there's accountability of if I'm a dick and like there's laughing in fact versus like comparison to Fortnite.
If you're an asshole to some random like gamer and you're a little online thing no one's going to see it again but if you're a jerk at a munch in front of 80 people they're going to remember that. Yeah that's true. I just I'm going to go back to what I said it it's the reason why you get so many people on Fed Life posting and saying why do I get so many assholes emailing me saying hey baby let's you know how much you charge or something like that because I messaged it they didn't post on a wall. That's true but it's also that those are the people that you're referring that he's referring to that don't understand why it is the majority of us go into this.
Yeah it's exciting it's titillating frankly if it weren't we wouldn't be here but it the more you continue in kink the more you understand that it can lead you to places where it's doing things for you that you're not able to do elsewhere in life. It's helping you unpack what you have never been able to unpack it's helping you move on especially if you find a good partner who understands that is one of the beautiful things about any kind of kink play that it can be titillating and sexual and just so fucking hot but it can also lead you to places that you have not been able to go to before in an effort to improve yourself and that if I had to point toward anything that would be the one thing most people don't understand about the kink community and it's that big dividing line that is going to make and I know you don't like this a lot sometimes it's going to make some of us go well this is the community and make the people on the other side of that line go I don't know what the fuck you're talking about I just came here to get off. Which is pretty close to what I came here for because that was my perception of kink was that you spanked someone and you got horny and then you fucked them and then I was wrong with that. There's absolutely nothing wrong and of course once I got here and then of course once I discovered that there were other roads to go to and play and so forth then I started discovering kind of those treasures that you're talking about that I you know the basics were there that I was still wanted a good performance and I wanted the other person to have a great time and enjoy themselves but I didn't understand a lot of the nuances of that communication and intimacy that can occur during play when you create that bigger atmosphere of communication and stuff around that.
Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that. I like it a lot.
That was good. A lot. You got to tell me what's next though. I think it's Dell.
Oh is it Mr. Disco or Dell? Wait let me look. Oh I have to crouch down with that.
See that's one of those that's one of those jingles that I have to now adapt to the new board. Why was that? Did you hear how loud that was? It was kind of loud over here.
Well because the mastering is different in the different the newer jingles have new master level setting is yeah yeah. Yeah. I'm doing some shit. Sorry about that.
I'm scared to shit out. Because it scared me. Three out of four minutes for the countless this week. Okay good.
Yeah. We had some requests for updating the website. Those are marvelous requests. Yeah specifically linking the sound cloud the YouTube and possibly the flags so they can actually put flags down.
Like we have an actual flag image that we have. What? We actually do have a flag and I'm gonna track it down for one of our discordions. I'm looking for your own thing.
I'm going to bring it out so you can wait a bit of the physical ground. Wait a minute. I'm not sure what you're talking about. Yeah.
We have a perverted podcast flag. Yeah it's a little pink flag. It says perverted podcast on it. Did Jamie?
Yes he did. Wait is it the P.E.P. Go just on a. It's on one of our one of the one of the pictures of the logo things he did for us.
I think it's the two girls together. Yeah that that that got put on our I thought it was a flag. Oh that's a stick. Wait is that the sticker?
Yeah yeah that's everything. It looks like a flag to me like a stick. It doesn't have that weird wavy thing happening. No that's our that's our that's our that's that's a jays.
Yeah I shared that I had no idea. Yeah that's a stick. It's not like on like a thin like I don't know like team mixer of just a little stick if you put it down as like a ground marker as a flag. I think it'd be a great flag.
I think it would be a torn down by a lot of people in Seoul and by even more. And then we get more listeners because it's yeah because it's yeah. But okay there's that. There was a clarification on that crush that we've mentioned vaguely between the both of you.
Oh and they were more into me obviously right. The girl's sweet at the comment they were listening to another road. The clarify the crush she loves Kathy's voice and insight but it's Boogie's humor that makes her crush on him. Aw.
You're face bitch. She was giggling at your submarine penis. Kathy my submarine penis. Yeah you said that apparently.
I people refer so many things and I'm like. I said that. He's not like Scooby. We have people branching out from our standard culinary cookies to they made banana.
Banana pussy bread. Banana pussy bread. What's the price of that? The exact same.
But the batter and the batter and so. Oh. Yeah. Whatever the pre bread.
Oh yeah because the dough is thick and like cookie dough so they just made banana bread. Bravo. Yes. Bravo.
They say how the banana bread came out. I asked them how they taste. Very long to say it tasted like the giant. It tastes like very little.
Well no because it shouldn't taste like vagina because they. Yeah no it didn't. They did it right. It didn't.
It didn't get something wrong. Yeah. Well just to clarify you have to wrap it in saran wrap cling wrap first and then put the condoms over it. And then then raw dough directly into your office.
Or put raw dough directly into a condom because that's yeast because yes because then it will just tastes like a condom bread which I'm sure has a nice rubbery latex kind of thing. So yeah put the wrap around the dough first and then make the dildo into the condom. Yeah very good. Other things they were three different covers of bad guy or the billy.
Billie. Yeah. One was a dildo. Nice.
Like literally the vibration of a dildo right another one was a slot of this. Dovin smurts. It's from that cartoon with a little purple platypus or whatever. Okay.
Someone did like a change up the word and they did it in his voice right and then there was one of Harry Potter where they did sound clips to turn it into that. This is all the youngins. The youngins are the youngins are into Billy Eilish now who has some really cool interesting produced songs and just it's the new pop. Don't mean me it's always that one song.
It's not the other ones. It's always bad guys that they want to cover. Yeah it's bad. Yeah the other ones the there's the one that sounds like the doors people are strange and then there's another one that that but some cool I mean some really cool production like literally very Billy Eilish.
Is it Eilish? Yeah. So that's the new that's the new creative you know interesting thing the videos are real cool or eyes bleed mud. Young people also like Wendy who totally ripped Burger King a new one which is per normal.
Burger King came out with a burger. There's no burger in it it's just fries. They could have potato burger. They literally just have french fries like crisscrossed inside of it.
You're like Wendy's has like a very sassy Twitter account. They're like yeah the only thing they could do better than a Burger King patty. First off french fry burgers are pretty good. But there's no burger in it it just fries.
Yeah even dog house has french fries in their burger but there's a burger in there. I'm just saying for the vegetarians that don't eat me potato tacos or hardcore and you french fries with all the fixings of a burger can still kind of cut. If you're not into that because those some of those veggie burgers man just they just if that's just dog food. They've got better but I just don't.
Some of them are good and some of them are you know whatever but sometimes you just don't want to fake it and just I want an alternative. Potato is a great alternative because I used to date a vegetarian and before that every meal had to have meat. Everything I'd have meat or it wasn't a god damn meal and then I dated a vegetarian when I was in the lifestyle like one of my first daddy little girl dynamics that I totally fucked that up. Oh that one.
Yeah. But she was a veg and so I had to I learned you know how to how to how to cute she was an vegetable like she was in a coma. She was a bud. Only only when I had sex with her did she look at me like that.
I wasn't as good back then. I just. Alright she was a vegetarian she would have loved the burger. So no.
Well yeah she made alternatives and so I learned you don't have to have meat in every meal and I learned a bunch of little things and of course I still love fucking meat and I'm a carnivore but I don't have to eat meat every meal now. I see. So I'm standing up for the french fry thing. Alright.
I'm not gonna buy it. I'm just laughing because while you're talking I'm listening and Ningham is just enraptured by one of the other entries for this week which was dildo yoga. What do you want to win? Dildo.
I can already picture it. Oh look at that. And then eventually. Oh look at that.
Freeform from them doing a handstand and to just go in on the dildo and they're gonna do another flip. That is one another. That is amazing. So that's a video.
So right now the girl is squatting in this video and but she's doing yoga poses and then kind of winding up. Yep and then on the dildo and then it kind of looks. That kind of looks like they didn't think it through like they just said oh we have an idea of this. No no they thought of it deliberately like they did a full on like handstand thing before.
Okay so okay now this is a different move they're in a handstand there. Okay that's the beginning. Okay that's the salutation kind of posey thing and now she's moving her way around so I guess the goal is to end up all the poses with the dildo inside of you. Now she's doing that.
Holding herself up by her saying and now it's back inside. Okay that's more legitimate. Yeah I know you just entered in the middle of it. I can't see Kathier.
I pull and moves like that. I'm trying to imagine me doing my head and I want to just literally roll across the carpet and say just say some chanting shit and I'll stick it in you. I would just love by the way what is that weird you know cocoon looking larva thing plushy on my bed. It's a hermit crab.
It's a crab and a blanket. It looks like larva. It's a very cheap plushy from a Japanese importer of minnesota and they just make really cheap plush. But they're going to get it.
You just add that. It's a crab and a few things but mostly I got it. Kathie don't hang you. Don't hang on the french fry burger.
Other things I brought me you an anime recommendation but they're not here. You know me who has a lot to answer for. She's not here. She is.
I'll bring it up next time. I'll keep those fucking poppy sticks. Okay all right. Let her know.
You should like send her pictures of you. Like I'll hold them over your mouth and just be like yeah good at them. Let's do it. Let's see.
Other fun things. There's a bit of contention of people's opinion of it. There is a makeup line of war paint for men. Oh my god me.
Just makeup for men. They have to call it war. They're very minimalistic black stuff and apparently it's similar to like Mac or something else but it was just like for men. I'm like okay cool it looks minimalistic and gothier.
Why do you have to be for men? It's like okay. Because it's just more. Because men needed to have that title on there.
I'm not wearing makeup. I'm wearing war paint. Which of course you're now going to have the Native Americans getting pissed off about that. Yeah.
But it's from the appropriate culture. They've told them all there. Okay good. But for more amusing things.
You know on those little candy hearts the various cute things on them. They fed a neural network of computer that and it spat out its own version of various what it thinks should be on candy hearts. Okay give me a couple of those. Body party.
The ooh bath towels mild feel. So be it heart treat. Buns buns buns candy hole. Done.
That's the winner. Right there. Done. Computer.
Computer came up with a good one. Candy hole. Computer. I can't do it.
I can't do it. I'm giving it. Oh she's one captain. Oh she's got.
And on. We're so old. And not the onion. There was a news line story of Utah lawmakers get tough on porn.
He's up on polygamy. So they got so they got tough on porn but now they're kind of backing off. Yes. It's no longer a personal offense apparently.
In Utah you can. Oh so it's not longer against a lot. It's against the law. But like the practice because they're sister wives they're like married but they're not married by like the state.
So no longer they're gonna when you do that previously they would like go after you but they're on John compounds. So they did that so you could actually like report like children. Children abuse. You can't carry all the adults you want.
Yes but just. Not the munchkins. That's funny. See I don't have a problem with that.
Yeah. And I don't know if it's someone in the polyamory it just seems like a ridiculous line anyway. People want to get married for their legal reasons to where they you know share their taxes and you know in power of attorneys and whatever the business transaction. I just think the comparison of that by line means me.