Hello, I'm the no-pause, just the clap, the only show that's picking up where it left off last week. I'm Doug, this is Deb, okay, I'm moving on. Last week was a very emotional thing. I had a head cold, it's very emotional.
Deb was not the greatest place. There might have been demands of taking a bunch of animals to a vet. After one of them, very unexpectedly got ill and passed away. But still, say we're picking up, what do we miss last week or do we have to...
Well, touch, mark, mark, your back, your back. And that was the earlier. Jessica Jones. We did, I only have like two notes.
Okay. I still think her sister's more on. Yeah, totally a fucking moron, and we won't get into that. Actually, we'll get into that right now.
In the comics, she becomes Hellcat, like Trisha Walker is Hellcat. She's not that we talked about in the first season or Jessica Jones. So, apparently, and she's got like agility powers or something. Apparently, she can catch her fucking phone and the baby carriage.
You know, it's gonna say, choltera. It's like, after she only gets mad. And like wedges or whatever she's wearing. Cold-espired rills and they're terrible.
Sure. It was gonna say, after the baby carriage, cholter, but I mean, it's also after, you know, the half-down experiment. So, what? That was fucking brutal, by the way.
Like, then like stabbing needles into her spine. She was like drooling blood or vomiting or drooling or drooling vomit blood. Like, yeah, like that was fucking metal. That's pretty standard treating back in the days to do a bunch of injections right around the spinal cord.
Yeah, but like, didn't, wasn't the flashback of Jessica? Like, in her legs? I thought it was in her legs. Can I have to go back and watch?
Because like, how could she not? How could she see where they were injecting her? No, I feel like it was in her legs because her legs were broken. And so I feel like since she was perfect for us, she was perfectly healthy.
They were doing it right around the nerves and back. And then like, the doctor's like, I can fix this with cat virus. With cat virus? Yeah, it's pretty much.
Like I said, she becomes a little cat. Here's the thing that was the thing only. She's gonna become a little cat. Really brushed on Jessica being jul?
Mm-mm. That wasn't jul. Well, that was her first. Well, I mean, that's the one with the only thing is in the first season they have Trish with the suit.
That was jul? Like I said, that's the only time I've ever referenced that. Jessica Jones eventually becomes nitrous. Like, the female equivalent of nit, which is not the word.
Mute? Thanks, Bendis. Mute, Bendis. I do love Bendis.
He went to BC. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
But yeah, so nitrous. Which just makes it sound like, you know, the thing you put in your car to make it go faster. Exactly. But it's K and I- Just to pass the furious cross over.
Sorry, continue. Now I want to write a comic about someone named Tokyo Drift. Oh my god, a Japanese teleporter. Done!
Except you can't really control- Right, yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
We have to stop pushing these ideas for recording. No, it's all intellectually proper. Like, we own this shit. So we've got to stop pushing these ideas on our own.
So, outside of Hellcat. Purple Man's return. Purple Man doesn't really return. He returns as a piece of psyche.
Is it he? Is it he not in her head now? Yeah, he won't. Could the Purple Man do that?
That's actually- And will he be a bad guy next season? I can hope so, because I'm up to the tenant to combat forever. I agree. But I thought that was a very logical step for her to be dealing with her demons by basically putting him into maintenance of an evil, which was Purple Man.
Like, she showed us that doing the street. Yeah. Like I said, Purple Man is basically her idea of every- Kill Grandpa. I think they call him in the show.
He's called Kill Grand in the show. But we're gonna call him Purple Man because that's what he is. That's what he's called. Like I said, that's her idea of like the ultimate evil and the ultimate thing that she can't control in her life.
So when she has the complete fallout from her filling with her prison burns- I'm just glad that David Tenant took some time out from doing good almonds to be in Jessica Jones. Okay. Because I honestly thought it was gonna be like body doubles and voice over. No.
And then he's like, legitimately in that shit. I'm actually not- I'm just a person. And Chris's murder is put up some really good pictures in the two of them on Instagram. Okay, so I don't follow that.
But yeah. I have to tell you though, I may have a seizure because one of the candle lights over here is basically strobing. Like, actually I have a seizure? Oh, yeah.
That can't lie. Right like the face hole. In her eye holes. In her eye holes.
Not her face hole. Because face hole would be like a mouth. It could be nose could be ears. You have many face holes.
And you have a piercing. So that's another face hole. I love those things where people are like talking about being turned but needed like I need a hole in the head. You need lots of holes in your head.
Okay, totally. All right. You should continue on. Do you have another note about Jessica Jones?
I do. Happy ending question Mark. Fuck no. I don't like that she ends up with like Hispanic super guys.
And he's a super intended not a super. But like she ends up with him and the kid and I think the abuela isn't there. She's around sometimes. But like Jessica Jones doesn't get happy ending.
She doesn't get happy ending. And if she does, very not sustained. Here's the thing though is that he's a Macguffin and a kiss Macguffin. He's just a plot device to move the plot forward.
You can do the papers. I don't think he's an aguffin right. Macguffin is an object that's a plot device. He's the Wonder Flowney on the set.
Which is a Macguffin. But I think- He's a means to an end. Do you disagree? What does that end?
The end is that now that someone's going to have leverage on Jessica in the next season? No, the means to the end is he was a means to her to get team up with her mother to go get the kid back. He's a means to get a new paper to be a doctor. That was super great.
That was super great. But he's a means to get the things from the bottom. And he's a criminal. But he's also the thing for them training her associates to go and talk to the landlord instead of him on tour.
Who ends up fucking off with that one tattoo? Chang. Chang. Yes, but she basically told me to fuck off.
And he actually, I think, has one of the more interesting works. Absolutely. Like I said, he basically- Especially Dan. He was the only trade one edition for another and he traded his drug addiction for sex.
And then he wanted to be a vital part of the detective agency, which he was. No, yes, yes. I guess that he went and got things done that found dirt and leveraged people against each other and made money. But then he goes triish and they do the inhalant that makes you super.
And he talks about how she did force him to do anything he wanted back on time. And it kind of sent him back on his recovery again. And that sent him back on his recovery again and then he went back to Jessica and Jessica essentially told him to fuck off. But he said before you fucking- Tell me to fuck off.
I'm telling you to fuck off. And after he finished his surpass-word window from where he broke the law fucking Luke Cage. Is that where that came from? It was her bang and Luke Cage against that law.
Wow. But it might have been through a fight later on that got worse. Wouldn't it? Yeah, but like I said, it might have gotten worse.
But it's okay admitting that he wanted that high and he still has the very addictive personality. It's also kind of becoming a grown-up and basically getting into bed with Chang and Huber. Who I love, her whole thing. Her heart was phenomenal.
And I have to say, one, I totally thought that Trisha's fiance was going to have to throw her out, which we talked about, that he was just trying to play on a surprise for her. And I did not. Well, I have saw it coming. But she was going to get F over on the healer.
But I didn't realize how she was going to deal with it afterwards. Very bright, actually. And she's like, you know what? Fuck me?
Fuck me? Fuck me? I'm a lady like that. Also, like, yeah, that's like this whole thing up where she's going to give a girl a gun and go kill that guy.
And then I'm going to represent you, but I gave it a cut. Like it's fucking bananas. However, I still have not dealt with the fact that Trisha's fiance followed the DNA matter after Purple Man's baby got just carried in the first season. Okay, it's a Purple baby.
She hasn't done anything. She tried to save all of that matter and they haven't done anything with that plot yet. It's just that she has it. What is she going to do with it?
We don't know. Purple baby. Exactly. So that's the end of the joke, Chancellor.
We've finished that on Purple baby. Yeah, but like in the book we both... I feel like one of you like monkey purple baby. Purple?
Monkey baby. Purple? Oh my God, it's like David Tenant on a chimp body with like baby legs. Purple.
Monkey baby. Okay. Let's talk about some trailers, motherfuckers. Dead one too.
Electro-poot-a-loop. Actually, because I know we're going to have a whole lot to talk about this. I want to jump to the final Avengers trailer. You see the first really close shots of Iron Man's bleeding edge armor.
It is going to be the bleeding edge armor. Well, the fun thing is they have the fun close-up of that and they still have it listed as whole buster. Oh, bears in the Hulk buster armor. They've already said that.
I'm sorry, I'm going to sneeze in a second. But let's...when you're done sneezing. Yeah, don't sneeze at this. Can I just say the final shot of that trailer is Captain America catching Thanos' like, you know, gutleted hand.
Yeah. Okay. Thanos has, at that point, the space gem and the power gem, which means he has unlimited strength. So my question is, what are the good of a vision when he prides the gem out of his head?
If he prides the gem out of his head. And if we still have one gem, then it's on the counter for. Now in the comics, one of the guardians of that is Adam Warlock, who we do know will show up in Guardians of the Galaxy III. Because that's one of the perfect people, the gold people.
Oh yeah, the golden people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gives a fuck. Headbatch with the golden carpet.
I think I might have dated her, but anyway. Oh, dear. But anyway, so we'll see. We'll see where the soul gem is the only missing one at this point.
The soul gem. The soul gem. I'm going to wish people could see me dancing right now. I'm glad they can't do it.
I'm very white. She didn't wall out of tears. So... So the soul gem is still able.
Yep. But who's the everybody else? And Chris Evans, who's very publicly, this particular week, announced that he's done with Captain America, which makes it think that it's the same thing you and I both, you know, thought was going to happen. They're not going to kill him.
No, they're not going to kill him, but he's going to take up the shield. Okay, so here's the thing. Everyone said like, oh, end of contracts, we're going to kill Captain America. But it's not in a contract, though.
He's probably said he's done being Captain America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But in this one, they're not going to fucking kill them. I said they're going to kill him, I said they're going to kill him.
And the next one, because Iron Man and Captain America have become friends again, they do. And then Iron Man has to give Captain America the shield. That's one like Captain America. Get this man shield.
No, like not that we're kind of shield, but like, this is an actual fucking shield. And then Thanos is going to fucking correct that shit like he did. No fucking comics. But he's going to take up the shield.
Absolutely. Look at the contracts. Look at the bastion stands contracts. Yeah, I look at the bastion stands.
I mean what? Okay, I'm right there. I'm with you actually. I like the bastions, Dan.
I mean, I say I tend ya. Like he's even sexy in that knee place, Jeff Galloulli. No, yeah. But like I said, I don't think Evan's going to die.
What if he has Iron Man hit Captain America in the shins? What if he goes like, what if he goes to it on Captain America? I don't know what I'm talking about. No, I just imagine because Evan's screaming why.
Why? And then like totally that Bruce Banner, the Hulk, is like that weird, like the super fat dumb guy. Yeah, the super fat dumb guy, he was like the brother-in-law's friend or something like that. Yeah, yeah.
It totally makes sense. It's I Captain America. I'm Erica. I need you to email Fonnierdye immediately because I can make that shit happen.
Great. By the way, I recently re-watched the Fonnierdye Captain Planet episode with Don Cheetel. Yeah, it's like, what are you doing this? Someone need a kid.
But my point in the Avengers- There's no way that Captain America can fucking hold his own on Thanos. There's no way. Are you fucking kidding me? He has two Infinity Gems.
There's only one bigger Bad Than Thanos we can talk about. Go like this. And you don't cuddle him. You do not.
And Desi is not a human yet. The thing though is that Captain America has already gone up against bigger Bad Than he is. People that have defeated him. And so obviously he's not a human known against Thanos.
What do you mean, Difik? Sure, you work. What? Well, I mean, I think Black Panther basically can take it down.
Hmm, I don't think they're evenly, you know. Like I said, I think Black Panther can take it down. Because he has a heart-urban set like, you know. But it's also the suit absorbs and puts the kinetic energy back.
You know, he has the vibranium loss. Rare, bear flow. Bear draw. Sorry.
Yeah, okay. I mean, I don't think they're never going head to head like that because just their theology is too close to each other. But in a fight like that, I think Black Panther can take you after America. Really?
I do. Interesting. I think Captain America would take Black Panther. Really?
Sure, you work right. Absolutely. We'll see in the next movie. Okay.
You intimate with it? What, click and error? That was a Deadpool trailer. Electric, really?
So? Electric, Deadpool. That was a possibility to speak. So, Deadpool 2, the trailer gives us so many teasers.
They'll be absolutely loved. And it also gives us Deadpool Bob Ross, which has been out for once and twice. That's a teaser. Same with the weird Toy Story one.
Oh god, I'm using the whole trailer. This is the actual trailer. This is the actual trailer. We actually see footage.
So, do we want to talk about X-Force? Yes, we do. Do we want to talk about the X-Force joke? Doesn't that name seem derivative?
Yes, it does. Yes. They are pulling from all of X-Force. They are pulling from all of X-Force.
They are pulling from all of every era of X-Force. Terry Cruz is going to be in this. Terry Cruz will be an excellent... First of all, let's see Terry Cruz in any kind of commercial or teaser he's ever fucking in.
He is going to be... ...a little... ...my best casting ever ever ever ever. Outside of...we know Deadpool.
We know Domenon. Right. Kiss me like you missed me, Red. And yes, we have...
Marina Keren. Yes, we have Vanessa. Who is... She's not copycat.
She's not copycat. Yes, yeah. Yeah. We have Terry Cruz, who is going to be playing Bedlam.
Now, in the comics, the Bedlam brothers had the ability to either offset machines or mental abilities. No, but not both. Well, it was two different brothers. It's general.
So we'll see what he actually does in this one, because we haven't actually seen him do anything. No, and actually he seemed very whole of him. But he will be Bedlam. And I think one of the reasons he hasn't been promoted is because he's coming in legal things.
Really? Yeah, Terry Cruz. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, legal things. Yeah, he's a huge Hollywood agent that basically came up and grabbed his dick during an event and he's trying to press charges. Okay, well, then we'll stop him from being in. No, it's not going to, but it is going to change the promotion.
And weirdly enough, everyone's freaking out that TJ Miller is still in it. It's like, you know, okay. Here's the thing with TJ Miller is that the charges got dropped. And whatever else happened with him in Silicon Valley, he's still weasel.
No, no, not Silicon Valley, it was a lrichion. He didn't get fired. It was a... Was it a mutual thing?
I think it was a quibber for you to get fired thing. Okay. You have Bill Skars. As someone with a weird like, catch thing in front of his mouth.
I think he's actually zeitgeist from the early 2000s exports everyone hated except for me. He has mutant vomit. He has acid vomit. His character died in the first issue he appeared.
So did you cast Bill Skars? Did you cast Bill Skarsgard as zeitgeist to have him die? Is my question. right but like zeitgeist does not you also see surge from the X-men was it the electric quips because obviously they aren't so real quick normally for too actually well you're seeing more X-men on this one you see Deadpool like in some kind of like he's in like jail clothes like they've captured him it's just fine what is that absolutely think it's like a beast thing where he lets them capture him because it feels like he's a child who beast from the X-men 1990s nice callback I was actually thinking about that recently so they have some original cells from the cartoon and I desperately wanted to buy them but they weren't for sale and I'm like I couldn't afford you anyways but I really want you 90s cartoon X-men based here where Magneto's like I will set you free and pieces like no no like this is the important moment so it's second season motherfucker so Deadpool the Deadpool to the tree Deadpool to yes the Deadpool trailer gave us more questions to answer no but the movie is coming out in the next couple months like is this the final trailer is this the final trailer the movies coming out the same time what's actually coming out later than Avengers and Avengers is how it's final trailer yes so always play the cards pretty close to this and we'll fish that and now we have kids in the background yes we know there's nothing they're gonna learn a whole lot of new words yes so but they are we split their cards pretty close to the best like they didn't do a huge amount of trailers or two trailers no they don't rate social marketing like I said they want to keep it so they want to keep it quiet but like I said I'd really like to see them utilize Vanessa for you but we'll see it I mean we know she's not gonna be done now no but she'll become I think she'll become copycat but I thought the Avengers confused excuse me I think she will become copycat by the end of next movie so actually I know read something interesting about James done recently doesn't I'm thinking about Marvel which makes me think that guardians which makes me change kind did you know that one of the first cuts of the scuba movie was rated R because of all the CGI that have been done to characters leave it's are you sure it's not scuba do to you didn't say which movie I think it's gonna be do I think it's gonna be to that's what we read slightest but like I said monsters were where whatever that was something like I said that could be censored because of CGI the cleavage and speech CGI the cleavage I was recently rewatching Tomb Raider I thought I might want to watch the new Tomb Raider it's why I learned I don't I don't want to watch any of them but Angel ages boobs the first two right here looks super weird the entire fucking time they're padded they're padded she looks like she's wearing the most uncomfortable broad ever seen it's not their parents they're such a weird shape apparently I didn't know this and I'm not gonna say if this is true or not but apparently her tits were bigger or her video game kits for double D's and she literally has sees and they split the difference in game for days apparently in the games like that was an actual programmer issue that her tits were bigger her boobs were too big and they just kept those we're gonna talk about you guys kissing unrealistic Krypton keep talking while I cough so keep talking I'm not a little marvellous Instagram and they've been doing a really good good sorry they've been doing a really big push for Krypton on marbles Instagram which means they've probably been doing it on like all the marbles are PCs yeah it makes more sense I'm sorry I fell about the Marvel and DC on Instagram but like I said they've been doing a really big push for Krypton especially with Wondercon right now I'm trying to push Krypton really hard and the thing is that I only watch like all Instagram stories I normally watch all of them and I fucking skip through everything with Krypton it's not that I don't think these actors are talented they don't know the viewings that I have zero fucking interest well I'm gonna take out zero interest that you need to have Deb okay so I should watch it no maybe should not okay unless I'm a guy say kind of brings my bell yeah there are really confusing lineages I get that it goes all the way back to Superman's grandfather okay whose name I don't know and the show huh oh no they get sort of their L name so just funny cuz you know what your old's lesson is L great they get sort of L and I guess his grandfather's name is Zach no just Zach like CAC or CA K I don't know and I'm pretty sure it's not actually Zach that's what I kept hearing I was like that proshner of our like savior is Zach I'm not having I do love deeming factors yeah okay I'll give it five episodes we've talked about yes I do love that the person from the gonna go past who's visiting him is and strange yes which makes sense and he keeps disappearing because of the whole data beam radiation thing if you were the comics yeah that yeah that I'm sure he's like kind of teleports places and can't control when he's there which actually I thought was really fascinating was never really gonna care like that no I do like that when he's on Krypton at one point like Superman's granddad Zach it's like what is that you say super Nancy granddad Zach or some reason why it was a moonshiner up in the West Virginia well you show and he goes what does it emblem he's like Troy planes calm down these were good Troy lines like how like it's it's cute it's funny and then I'm gonna do what I don't like versus what I do like real quick basically minutes what I don't like everyone on Krypton is British question mark apparently everyone on Krypton is British this is like going like no it's all British and it's like going like what do you mean you don't know what Jesus Christ sounds like everyone on Krypton is British it's weird it's super weird you're right it's stupid but I will say they dropped they dropped a name that I was very impressed with black zero which is a terrorist organization on Krypton who the future super boy ends up taking as a bad guy in super boy like the clone of Superman from the rain Superman and all that jazz but his is one of his old bad guys is an alternate version or future version of him called black zero because that's when the Sun is like dead it's a black zero so we'll see it's very interesting thing like I said I'll give it five episodes well sir well here's the thing is that it's on sci-fi right it's yes and sci-fi is history of starting really intricate series and then dropping them after two every season like they did with continuous oh we're gonna get two or three seasons on that's a small bill on Krypton free small bill smaller bill smaller bill what's called smaller for what's what we're calling it right but one of those things were like the continuum they gave it what three seasons and they dropped it with dark matter it got like two seasons and they gave us no resolve that's the sci-fi thing to do is they do these very ambitious series well they were the time to follow them there are DC's money to do that they keep trying to find their walking dead and they haven't found it either they're trying to find their series but we'll be able to find their bad band and they haven't found it yet like lightning let's talk about that basically what you just said it's so awesome so I'm actually about that black lightning is on CWC right no it's on CW yeah but they're not hearing it no yeah it's airing no it's not like a CWC with them fixing so black lightning it's one of those things where they've had a lot of success like in all these universes together but they went out and tried to say oh no this is part of the air reverse and now we're trying to walk it back are they yeah I thought it was always part of the arrow voice I thought saying it wasn't part of the air reverse and I was trying to walk it back well can I just say I figured out why I don't like it but you do like it I do please give me all of the answers my note says still awesome looks like steel you say that I really just think real steel that's if I know it's a nope that's not what I mean I mean I mean Shaquille O'Neal fucking steel yeah like that's what it was fucking outfits they look like steel we've had promised the air of his our air of whose costing before because you know diggle in the opposite mask when he's Spartan and yeah that's fine it's coming into his own it's gotten better it's gone better it's gone better so what would you like to connect to the Berlin T-verse or the air verse and we'll see if it does up at the end of it okay I've got Cobra Kai trailer oh my god Cobra Kai trailer it was like the worst episode of power nature mother I've ever seen or the best you know what I mean like it was total like Billy Zabka is the bad guy but not his own story but like I said like Barney could have written this would have been awesome absolutely and I'm so excited I'm so excited they're gonna get my money they're gonna get my money I love Billy Zabka is like the unwilling villain he's not the only one but he is the hero no he teaches those kids to fucking protect themselves have you seen the trailer it's one of those things where I feel like at least after like signed on to this and be like so so all become a good guy eventually and like you know what 40 years later they're like no let's do this movie yeah exactly actually it's like yeah I'll totally do this but you know I'm gonna be okay in a while right and they're like fine if it's gonna travel obligations I'm excited for the new credit okay no no serious on red dude absolutely I'm so excited okay I think it's gonna be awesome and I want to know what music they use I'm gonna see the lead doing all that fucking shit and there are skeletons in Halloween gear that just makes me think that they died you know hardly dressed up skeleton but so yeah we watch the trailer we don't have a lot to say about it are we gonna watch it yes no I mean it's no walking I will binge it when there are enough episodes but I watch the trailer I'm not okay with it I think it's bullshit coming off of lose runaways why is that not a better why is why is looking dagger not a better series and that whole like oh we repel ourselves but we feed ourselves bullshit now you can't do it and they're not done with the fact that they got their powers through illegal drugs no they don't they don't say that one of the characters it makes it pretty obvious that she's got you you have a character super sketch but they get their powers through illegal drug experiments is that a thing yes are they gonna show it maybe but in the trailer no they don't so I sort of what playing devil may cry thank you yeah it's it's the first game out of three and the game mechanics are terrible and I'm still stuck on the commission because I forgot there's a door to my left or something the reversal of camera angles I don't like that the corrective camera angles I think it's what they call it's fucking terrible I do talk to you a little bit about the Uncharted movie which is perpetually stalled and Assassin's Creed basically kicked it in the duke yet again well okay go ahead I mean it's one of those things for Tom Holland's like maybe I'll be doing this and then didn't say anything in a race that he's going to be the young but I'm just saying I'm considering how bad Assassin's Creed makes this movie even with bass better like let's just hope it doesn't turn into a Mario Brothers fiasco oh I'm trying to be absolutely I think it's gonna be about that yeah I think it will be okay so don't make a ride no thank you we'll see by the third game when I get to I've been pretty much in part down and every time I watch it I forget how funny it is thank you and how many actors that want to do wonderful things like Megan Malawi as like basically carpal tunnels later after Jane Blinch left trying to get you know everybody to be into it because it's you know Tom Lennon in the house that's supposed to have the orgy room yep that was you and but it's also one of those things where you forget that you have Scott and Jane Blinch you have Martin Starr and you have Lizzie Kevin so Lizzie Kevin went on to star and a pretty well-known showtime series called Monsters and Sex yes which oddly left there's a recurring character there who's also a star on Broadway her name is um and Lee Swanson I went to high school with her and you're in fire together I think weird is that like super effing weird like I said like she heard Bertina out spent on people calm but she never friends and run by together in high school tell you have a podcast tell her now we're pretty sure she's you know it's day-of-the-mom she might still do probably you have any more notes do you social from the track yes when I'm sure my picture of a child newly born I go and see what happens you never heard the joke that you like children love them just can't manage a whole one sitting that's not the right oh I'm a closing note do you know the difference between a dead baby and a hurricane it's heard a skull fuck the eye out of a baby of our other shows like mr.
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