me. No, okay, now you can do sachke. What do you want to do, sachke? Don't remind me, fa salati.
No, don't, don't. You're supposed to try stick the mic in your mouth. I don't know. Now we'd want the video.
I think we should do it. I know, you'll do that. Okay, hang on, we'll have it a lunch. You're not feeling too good?
No, no, just some questions of all of them. Well, it's time that I... It's actually one of the drink, but I'll get a hesitate. Yeah, no, no, no.
No drinks. No. Obviously, yeah. So, um, I started my car.
Morning, good evening, good afternoon. Oh, we're running it. You want to go straight into it? No pro one.
I'm not sure. You don't cut out any. No sound check, no tip for tap now. We don't have to really have.
We okay, we're someone trying to put the microphone in their mouth. Okay. Good morning. Good afternoon.
Just let me wipe up the drawer. Good morning. Good afternoon. Listen to the all talk car podcast Australia day edition.
Post the mic. Maybe report our time. Security's here. We've got the live audience.
Unique mic test. I'm the mop bucket. And I'm mop and I'm back. So, it's a lunch today.
I started my diet. It wasn't a news resolution. You started to date? No.
I started it on Tuesday night. What's the day? Thursday at the time of the recording. What have you done?
I've just today went flush. Like I've had me being sticking the diet. No energy drinks. You saw a case of mineral water.
You said you're cleaning yourself out. Yeah, well, what are you doing? I'm not going to promote the brand because I'm okay. I think you're drinking something.
So no, no, it's like meals. But what the meals? I got meals. Yeah, but the meals are like, they're not fucking super size me.
They're not Tom size. And it's not fried. It's not it's just natural food. Can you bring that next time you come up?
So my body at the moment, I might tell you this. It's like, guess yes, it's full of air. Look at that body. Oh, no.
Look at that body. So we're a few big trips this year. We've got Europe coming up mid year. Have a look at for summer.
I don't want to get pushed in like last time I thought there was whales on the beach and I'll put in buckets of war on me. So try to avoid that in Vegas. So Vegas week, it's a big year. She has no underage children there.
So we're going to have a big one. So I'm on my diet today. I can't come because that's still full for lunch. That's why.
Happy Australia Day. Yes. Happy Australia. Can I tell you the funniest thing I could not stop laughing.
So Australia of the year coming up with her name is an astronaut and Australian astronaut. Yes. She's never been to space. How's it going?
That's like getting your driver's license and saying I'm a racing car driver, but I've never done a race. Well, I did do say that. Exhibit A. How could you be an astronaut?
But you've trained. So what? What's your thoughts? She's gone.
I was thinking the same thing. Yeah. She's never been to space. Is it like racing?
You have to buy a seat. I mean, even Katy Perry's been a space. Yeah. It's just an astronaut.
She's a senior. Okay. She calls herself. She calls herself.
I've never seen a scene. But maybe she's in the car. I know. My fucking real yet soon.
This episode. So I couldn't stop laughing. I was on the couch killing herself. No comment.
No, I just think about your diet. It's still stuck. It's just like a but anyway, besides all that, because we do talk about cars and all that, I would say cup big night. Yeah, we went to the award night for the next hour.
Beautiful boat on a boat. You know, it's all good. That's all the comfort. You know, it was ironic about that boat.
It was the last boat. You got a boat full of racing car drivers. It actually was an every fucking boat was overtaken. Yeah.
It was a party boat. It was like, it was just doing a lack of on a boat. It's like you seven. What?
Okay. So before we get into the awards, that's the security of this book. You seven. Did you just buy it?
He's brought a Q seven to tell you's race car. And it's got to and already that the total needs to be told. So we've been we've been in here, but we're waiting for Fethos. He was running late because he's car was in his car was only live mode.
Yes. Nothing else is in like mode. No, he's looking low. You got to say.
But it's a car we take up. So I've got to show out the award winners. We're going to organize an interview. We should do that.
So who we got? Even our favourite race car driver, Zack was the one and award. So the rookie won the cup. So Stion Creel.
Stion Creel. I've never seen it. Yeah. You see, he was the rookie.
He won the cup. He's from South Africa. The way you spoke. I'm going to see what you put on the accident.
And he won the, it was a scholarship. He gets the race in New Zealand. Thanks to Zack. Zack sponsored the.
Oh really? Yeah. Zack must have time to go. So congrats to Stan.
Then second place was Robert Scott, which we had, which we had after it. So congratulations to Robin. Third was Jackson Oakes. I didn't get to get to Jackson on the night, but got third.
We'll organize that mate. Oh, young kid. So you see a good driver, Tom? You got out in the pits there.
You know them. I believe so. Okay. To the truth.
Ever since we started the production series on the BM. Oh, I see. I don't want to. So the M3 has taken all of my mind.
Is over the RXA. You still help. The last thing is, how much did you keep up to? Yeah, we changed the gearbox.
You just meet and the race meeting. The RXA. Yeah, the exhaust fell off because we've got to put it up more. The gearbox in there I go.
So the driver's driver award was Zack. Our friend, the hot guard Zack. There was a mostly, what's the difference with driver's driver? Most improved driver.
Two trophies. Yeah, that's clear. It's fair time. So mostly improved driver was John Freer.
John Freer, the best presented car. Is that one of your cars? Did you do it? I don't know.
He was racing team Aaron Hills. I don't know. I don't know if you wear that award next year. It looks like a color skin, almost like a basketball Corvette.
I've seen it. Yeah, I can see it. And then the team trailers used Tires Award goes to Maisie Place, which we're trying to get on the show, but she's not in zero. Maisie's all right.
She'll come close to winning. I should give her an award waiting. She just painted a black car and she's done old school color flexor like a way you throw a panel over her. Yeah, because she's a bit about Maisie's noise as she's racing the RX 8 car, but she builds her own car.
She goes around car. She's all around her. All around her. And you scrub up pretty well.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, yeah, it's like, you take the helmet off and you go, hello. Yeah, that's it. When the dress on, she looks terrific. She could be her own flag girl.
She could stand in front of her car and go, wow, puts the helmet on, get sitting. Then they go double out. Then it's like, wow, she runs her own team. So go, Maisie.
Who else have we got? The other 50s with Robert as a Scott as well. So you know, he didn't come second. He came.
They had over 50s award. Yeah, he gets the best parking spots. And then the rookie of the year, we said all the other ones, he was still on who also came first. I think I was driving.
And the appreciation award was Andrew Bollum. What's he appreciating for? I don't know, but he's wearing high vis. So, he's probably a Marshall.
And there's an also appreciation award for John DeRay. The appreciation award for Nick Goring. So they're in the high vis they must stay help out. So that was the awards.
Even in the, the, what a sport Australia otherwise. Yeah. So that was sort of the crew that helped Tom and Rick Shorten run the RXA Cup. There's a lot of effort, a lot of work that goes in it.
That's a lot. That's a good job. Like, hey, we've got our, like, when I say we, the RXA Cup people have got their own chat group. Okay.
Are you in it? Yeah, I'm in it. Okay. And lately, because they're getting ready for Phillip Island.
Right. That's their first race. And with all the questions asked everybody, when I got to stick off for RXA, right, every, he answers everything pretty well. But as soon as he says something that some people don't like, he gets fucking battered.
Today, I went up to him. I'll be passing away. Oh, so just in the group chat. Yeah.
I don't know. He sometimes can take the shit. But as he talk as a driver, as the organizer, is it okay? So you want to get into an example?
No, I don't get into politics. And they punish him. It's just the driver's punishing. And I don't know if you're sorry for Rick at all.
Because I mean, okay, let's, let's think about it. There's about 10 to 12 rounds for the year. Yeah. You're dealing with vehicles that costs 10 to 100s of thousands of days.
And RXA, and to maintain, I don't know, to race, rip it. And RXA costs 20, 30 grand secondhand now. If there's any left. This is where we should get Rick on board.
Yeah, we're going to get this card from buying it, setting up, you're probably 20, 30 grand. Yeah. Buying to get ready. And then to get ready.
And that's a cheap category. And Rick does it well. And then you travel the country. You're racing it.
You've got Bathust. You're racing it. The Bend. You're racing Eastern Creek.
You're racing it. All the Premier's. Like they're racing all of them. I don't know about the calendar this year.
Like I said, I'm not into it that much. And I don't want to ask. I didn't want to ask Zach how much dot dot dot. It's not a type of question.
I mean, but it's a cheap. It's a cheap one. It's not cheap. But what I'm saying is it's not cheap.
No, it's not. But if you want to get into it, it's a cheap category. It's a good. It is run well, man.
Yeah. Like the more I look at and get into the running of cars. Administration. Sorry.
He runs it well. You know what I mean? Rick and his wife, they do a terrific fucking job. Not only that, Rick's also been a racing car driver.
He's traveled the world. He's a race that he had a big ring. Like he knows what it's like to be a racer. He also now is in administration running a competition.
Who's driving as well? Yeah. At the start. Yeah.
He was driving the shit. Like he's in the six L this year. Yeah. He's a car driver.
Yeah. You know what I mean? And he's also, he's got, I'm not sure who's running the car, but he's also got a manager in it, which I believe Robert Scott's in. Yep.
And our friend from England. Coxy. Coxy. Coxy.
But I think I don't know who's, I should have asked. I should have been prepped right. That's okay. I'm actually running that.
But we're going to get him on the show. Yeah. I've already organized it. So then we're going to go out there and have a proper chat about the series.
And what gets involved. But looking at the other night, the camaraderie amongst all the drivers, they've not got all the wides gone on, like the wags were there. Yeah. So it was like it's like a friendly family.
Yeah, like a, not a circus. It is. It is. It is.
Yeah. Everyone say all together. Look. And I'm sure that I'll help each other.
If you've got a spare tire or spare pipe. I got 100% look that time when we were helping Zack in his Mazda. Yeah. Right.
Blue Gebox. A few other things happened. You know, got a few little Gebox. I was all happy.
I was happy that now, whoever we asked for said no, no, no. And then freaking Macy come over and said, I've got one. And I'll shoot shut him out. Oh, because that means she had to work on because you thought we've retired.
Yeah. I'm going to go back out and Macy came and say, Hey, say the day, say the day, but not me. And she just provided the part of walk away. Yeah.
You can shut up. Give us a bit of her. Who's done the whole help? But yeah, she was she walked away.
Yeah, that's that's that's she did the hard part. She provided the part. Yeah, well, half half of me. Yeah.
And they left you to clean up the mess. I had one team shirt that year that day and ended up becoming black. Yeah. Yeah.
So so I'm sure that yes, that was a good night. Thank you for inviting us and like we had a ball. We took the microphone, but not normally people were in a position to interview or talk that night. No, no, it was very, it was very relaxed.
So we can do that formally in the coming weeks. And we've already organized the go out to some of their meets and we'll do some interviews out there, but out of the track on the afternoon. So that was the highlight of the last week. That was good.
And we at the moment are working on our backwards car. So which that's the production car category. Yeah. We're trying to lose weight.
Well, I'm doing my bit, but I'm going to be in the grandstand. Yeah, the car, the car's all in the same thing. You're doing. So you're trying to shred some weight.
We've went for last today. We've got to lose weight. Yeah, we've got the same with the car. We lose 4 kilos and put 6 back into it.
You know what? You know what? No, we do. No, I'm back into it.
She's German. She's going to have to eat and drink beer. Well, fire up. The race car is a cheese, isn't it?
I don't know. It's a bit too. It's a bit too. It's a bit too.
It's a boy. Yeah. Yeah. The second, isn't he?
Is he calling it? No, he's calling it a name. I don't know. I have to ask him that too.
Which is his calls at Emma. Emma, Emma, for him for? Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not bad.
I'll ask him. Yeah, again, girls name for a car. Emma. Emma.
She put that there. See if any listeners have got a good name. A lot of smash cars outside, Tom. Yeah, it's very busy.
What are you siding about? Yeah. Who do you have to order pilots? Yeah.
All right. A lot of parts are in each other. A lot of boxes, a lot of, we're recording from the... Like our boob gate keeps on coming.
We're buying you one. Is that a boob gate? Yeah. That's not, but that doesn't go in a car.
No, yeah, but the boob gate because we keep running into it. It's gone that's short now. You can just drive around it. So we've ordered new ones.
So what? Are they meant to be bent? Yeah, they're straight. Second, it's bent.
Because they sell the career brings it. Ah, it's just like that. They want you can't put it on. It's a boob.
That's bent like a part of my body. Well, your arm. You could say that. Yeah.
Look, all right. Because I can see your arm's bent. I can't say anything else. But I've seen videos of someone tripping over themselves.
But like, I haven't seen it. Yeah, what I'm doing is I've got an infected ear and a turd. Yeah, I saw you were dropping... Yeah.
It's what's that from the boat. I don't know. You reckon? No, it's got my last shot.
You've got a new box down. I see that got a new box down there. You're just scratching the dog way. When it crashes the spot, when he gets his leg going?
No. You've never seen a dog? No. Peter doesn't like dogs.
I don't like any. You don't like any. We got a cage on the point of walking. You're pat pussy.
And I'm furs? Yeah, I can't even... Not like there's a bird. I can't hear a bird.
Well, that's like something. It can't leave out in there. You purr. Yeah, but it's not good for you.
No. The doctor says you're not good to put anything small than an elbow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you go?
Enough tried. Yeah. Yeah. The first time that I heard that, I've got a bad, it's a good saying.
It's a good saying. We're not sure I've got a company of unsucking way. Stuck in your nose? Well, then over.
Look, it goes in. What? Do you get a lot of wax? No, it's not wax.
What is it? Just the sensation of feeling it's spinning out. Yeah, I just love the sensation. You love the sensation.
You get off on it. Yeah, I do. How many times a day? Maybe two, three.
Really? He doesn't even confide himself to the opposite. Sometimes we can say. Oh, he's pulling it out.
He's pulling it out now. He's like this, who's you? No, I thought probably I didn't know you didn't get one. But likely they'd be getting stuffed up like this.
So the other infected, it's because of the e-buds? Yeah. Because they're scratched down there. Yeah.
And then if I go for a dip in the pool, you have to be giving them your drops. You can't hear them. I can't hear them. Yeah, that's the pointy you're using.
And that's why it's infected. What happens to sinuses? Sinuses. Sinuses.
Sinuses. Sinuses. Sinuses. Sinuses.
I even read that on the referral. I have no idea what she wrote. I haven't talked to a doctor. We've talked to it today.
Go to referral. Well, you can actually get a pharmacy that gets e-drops. No, for this. Oh, just so.
I can't sleep. No, I'm not. Why not? I don't know.
I'll block up and I'll piss off of it. I'll wake up tired then I'll go to bed. So what'd you get? A nose pump?
No, I'll get to go to an ear in whatever you call them. Specialist. Get out of operation. Move these in operation.
Oh, I fixed your nose. No, yeah, the inside of it's not a brief. Oh, not the outside? I don't even know.
I don't even know. I don't even know. They say the size he knows is the size of you. No, no, no, no.
It doesn't. Trust me. So why does people have operations that make their nose smaller? Are they under compensating?
They're under compensating. Under compensating. So you look, everything's getting blocked out now. I don't know why.
Because you eat. Yeah, it's a problem. It's one. Is it a true for the ear to your nose?
Yeah. Isn't that the problem? Dr. Pink.
Have you put any body in your ears? I think all the ears, nose and throat. Oh, what's the track up to it? No, what's the track up to it?
No, it doesn't. That's the track. That's the track. It is.
That's right. It is. They won't take any. Because you don't have a nail about Dr.
Deo. No, it wouldn't be a nail about that. No, it won't be too fast. It's the operation I do.
Yeah, because you didn't have a property. No, no, no. I can't. I'll say I didn't let it heal.
You didn't let it heal? Fuck it. No, one says apple shit. You can't stretch the work.
No, it wouldn't. I couldn't cut straight the work. Yeah. The next thing you did, you didn't.
The next I tried. It was a lot of people, a peaceful marketplace. If you just left it out. Oh, well, you couldn't walk.
No. I was in hospital. I think I said I was in bed and I woke up. I'm a bit hazy.
And the people saw a little bottle to piss in, but I didn't piss it properly. Yeah, it is. Just the load of the place, and people saw me clean it all up. Yeah.
And then from there on every nurse that walked in here. I, what the fuck were my pissing files? Oh, no. So did Jack probably need to show us what the nurse did all for you?
Well, she couldn't hold it. Well, they did make an extra one. What's the price, man? You did two people too.
Two nurses. Oh, yeah. Private. I did pay enough, right?
Oh, you didn't even pay the X. You missed him, you missed him, you missed him. You didn't have to choose your own nurse. No.
No. Well, there you have it. That's a short one. Australia Day Special.
Yes. So the R&As, review us, email us, number 249. We've got 250 coming up. Two people.
Really? Yeah. And we might have tried to organise a big thing yet. It literally fits me the next episode.
So it's going to be like the 100th or the 99th. The 250th might be the 250th. We've done that at the BXN. Yeah.
So it's the one. Yeah, we'll go back there. Yeah, we'll do that. Yeah, we'll do that.
We'll do something nice. We'll get some old guests. Yeah, but that's the next one. Yeah, but we might end up with 250, one if we don't.
We'll always be done. And we do something else. Or you just rearrange it and close the interval. Well, yeah, there'll be a bit of a gap.
But yeah, that's my wrong. It's a bit of a piece. But basically they're counting if we're done 250. I just follow the numbers.
Because I didn't cheat. But one year, it seemed like I had 5, 6 interviews that just cut out by a count of 100% even though I bought it at 5. How many episodes have you done? If one, I haven't done it for anyone.
That's right. That's right. That's right. There's a chance of my P2 still standing in the UK.
For the F1? Yeah, I found tickets, but I haven't found the money for the tickets. What was the tickets at 5? Oh, you can get it?
I talked with thousands. It's not fucking what? Yeah, I know. If we sit in the stand, I want to sit on the grass and look around and walk and she get balanced.
Really? Yeah. Well, welcome to England, mate. We're trying to straighten it.
I think it was. It was not cheap enough. It was not cheap enough. It was not cheap enough.
It was not cheap enough. I paid 754 like $2.30 a year. Or a 32. Yeah, for the stand.
And they shut a graph. The prices for general admission have just locked the sky rocketed. So they're catching it since COVID. They'd like everything.
What do you do? That's F1? Yeah. F1.
F1. Greatness. I'm going to put in. Oh, I'm going to put in.
Fucking assholes. Any response? Have we reached out again? Well, I'm trying to reach out to Cootie, but he's got no manager.
No, Joe wrote. He done a show with playboy bunnies, the girls. Oh, shh. You reckon?
He did. Yeah, but you reckon he did what you wanted him to do? I don't know if he bunnies. No, he had bunny girls in more marketing.
Mate, but I didn't tell you. Mate. But you saw one episode she was smiling but she was losing her. Well, I mean, if they do what he normally does on his podcast, he just went through it for this chance.
Yeah, but this is 20 years ago. It was 20, 20 years ago. So if you were contested, did you do external activities to get preferential treatment on his TV show? No, I'm not being like that.
No, you're not. There's other people that probably do. What? Another magnet.
We've got for about... More life. Yeah, in the race car, the B, the M4, what we're trying to do is to get stops and motor platters. Well, you're going to get a deep powerizer.
No, so the magnet get confused stuck when they're changing driver as he undoes his race buckles. Yeah, it just lifts right up to the roof. And then it holds it. So then when the other guy jumps in, he can just pull it down.
Put the magnet and keep falling off the roof. No, it's frickin' weird, man. Everything we do on these cars is frickin' weird. Well, that sounds frickin' weird putting the magnet on the roof.
Why? Is that like, that's the proof?