Sit there with the legs up here. I am what do you mean? I'm gonna cross my legs look how much room we have Close your legs. We're God's sake have some decorum.
There's no a pickle is Could use of our new vocabulary where the will be asking for sensible after we begin the show the following show is for mature Audiences only listener discretion is advised. I said if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself You just break something on the ugly box no I did not okay the following show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised And if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself I'm terrified Kathy hello and welcome to perverted podcast the show where we explore the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and perversion recording live in Catty's bedroom in front of absolutely no I have a plushie a tiny you do I see the little bunny It's like a peeps a grateful dead peeps a rainbow peep bunny. It is very cute. That is a very cute 80s tiger striped Olivia kind of You know what's cool Kathy being in your room just you and I That's not cool as an adult.
I like that over behind the vanity mirror little thingy You got your electric toothbrush and you got your whole kit It's very organized but on top you got this whole just kit for nails and face That's one of the trash like literally Kathy we could just manny-peddy through this entire show just right now Just right down and just I will paint one of your nails. Would you like to paint a nail Kathy? I will paint but we don't have a mic stand so I can't Get your ass down because this is the bare minimum recording This is but holding our mics see the listeners don't know this but normally you and I have my stands and we can just Stick you like wildly with our arms. Did you say just sticky late?
Yes wildly? But now because we're low maintenance ugly box on the go recording We have to hold up my eyes, but you know what? There's a certain amount of you know street No, we get street cred see now. I can't give you the hand up that I normally give you during every show that nobody knows about that I have been a little bit irritable with out my 200 with out my 238 other hand jobs that I've received from you secretly during the show We just let the cat out of the back.
I don't know what I was talking about I'll get that can't first off the best news besides the fact that hopefully the world is gonna die off human wise and flowers will come back Our leveling you our magical level you has now pretty much sealed the deal El Silo the deal ooh, it's not gonna be good sealed the deal that I have a paranoid because you know everything in My life that has turned good. I'm like okay I'm gonna do my best to not fuck it up and then somehow the bottom drops out or something And or whatever fuck or get fucked up on something Yeah, I'm really really used to that so I'm very paranoid So when you got accepted to med school which was like our 100% goal no matter what in the back of my mind Something's gonna drop something's gonna go well. It's gonna be some computer glitch. Oh shouldn't be this Oh, we booked too many things.
You're not gonna You know so I get like I'm always like okay, so everything good with it You know what the school that you got in yes, yes daddy everything's fucking fine Just can you please just spank me you know make me some chocolate milk? So I'm still in the back of my mind. I'm like okay Well, it would be great if she got another acceptance because it would balance that out that paranoia that I have and last week She got the second acceptance to medical school. That's nice and this one's out of state um, but it is a really good school and it is very established school and It was amazing.
I mean she was thrilled and crying they call you know They call you and tell you you're gonna get in and of course her mom was there with her either working together and she just starts crying The mom starts crying and then she starts crying cuz the mom starts crying cuz she's crying It's a big cray fest it's a big cray fest fucking girls You know because how much work, you know that mu put into this so now I all of a sudden finally am able to Enjoy this process because I know if one school somehow fucks up and there's a backup There's now two schools so no matter what she's gonna go she still has a bunch of school She's still waiting on so I'm excited so I go pumpkin to make a short story long. I was gonna kill everyone Didn't get me though Keep working I'm kidding I'm kidding that was a bad joke. Why would you kid that is so true? Nobody to run the ugly box.
Yeah, it's true selfish bitch, so I go pumpkin. This is so amazing. I mean print it out the letter and we just hugged looking at the letter Of her acceptance and read it and I really first the first one, you know my heads real squirrely But this one I really you know wait a minute were you there? You said you hugged well no no no we hug I was over at her place this weekend Got it and she had printed out the acceptance email that they sent and it looks all official and stuff and and we looked at it And it was real cool and and and before that I'm like pumpkin let's celebrate what kind of play do you want to do?
What do you know what do you want to do did you rape her butt again? I did not there isn't a lot of raping because I was still kind of sick and she loves Minecraft more than me so who doesn't Well, if you're smart so she says Can you get me a pass see a pacifier? I haven't had a pacifier in a while and you know we have my collar here and you know of course chocolate milk So I think she just wants to hey I did all this super adult stuff So I just want to suck my pasty and place a Minecraft and I you know what I totally get that you need that balance Yeah, so I'm like well I don't have one I'll go down the 99 cents to our and get a passy right So yeah, I go and I was gonna get some food, but I didn't get food So all this I went to the baby section by myself and of course I'm old, you know, so everyone's like huh, you know I got a creeper going up here either he's a creeper or you know, whatever So I see a cookie monster passy and I'm like well, that's the one fucking cookie monster So but that's all I got I know I didn't you can't hide it with food or whatever and I'm like whatever I throw it on so I get in line and And there's you know smelly homeless guy behind me that was pretty putrid and so I'm trying to move forward away from the smell So I kind of put the passy, but I didn't put the divider so Between you know the orders or my order this one lady and so but there was enough distance in the checker song He throw it down, but the checker holds it up and she goes to the lady is this yours and the ladies like no It's not mine and they both look at me. I go.
It's mine. Don't judge and they both look and I kind of this awkward look at me And I'm like here it comes and the lady looks at me and she goes oh How old is your child? Oh good gravy. Yeah, I look that woman straight in the eye and I said 25 you did not you're fucking lying Kathy you're lying.
I don't believe you could have heard a pin drop in the line of Of the 99 cent store she was like huh and like ha ha ha and Kathy I could have gone for broke and been like what she got into med school She wants to suck a fucking pass a fire then she did anyone in this fucking line yet in the med school Did anyone accomplish that any judgments? No, okay? She's gonna get a cookie monster fucking passy, but you didn't say that No, I didn't I actually lied and got kind of like well I don't want to just I didn't want to do the whole thing right so I just said ah it's kind of a joke You know sometimes you know she gets sad and I go here's your pacifiers on a son of colita around that you think but you put You know shit like that and so she's like oh, okay, haha. They still looked at me pretty bad That was what it was my thing.
Yeah, that's quite a weekend. Yeah pacifiers and all pacifiers, but it was very nice. Oh, it was very nice Did you get any dick? No, I did not you have another existential conversation with creative explorer.
We had a thing like a It's been a little over three weeks without dick Yeah, and so we had to have a talk did you did you put on your your saddle spurs and your boots and your cowboy hat and you got like Good stuff. You know with creative explorer you gotta let him process it takes him a while the process and things Although then he'll come to you. Okay, this is what I figured out right and unfortunately It had gone on and on and I thought well, there's just so many things it could be I definitely had the fucking herpes colesor from hell No blowjobs no and blowjobs are a huge part of his kink in his domination and right and so You know, I just thought let leave it alone let him do his thing and this weekend colesor is gone everything is good and I did I will say I did get dick, but it was I I told him later the feeling that I got was very much like you were going through the motions Wasn't a big fucking deal and you were doing it just because it was you what you were supposed to do There's like no passion. It was completely dispassionate.
It was robot dick It kind of was robot dick and so we had to we had to talk way to sit down and discuss what's going on and uh He didn't really understand it and I said I think I have an idea what it was and and I gave him my Whose sense and The scary part is that if I had not had that insight I think I feel like if I hadn't had that insight that led us into this conversation that then led us over here and we finally figured out what it was Um, he was his suggestion was I think I this is literally what he said. I think I may have put you in the friend zone Uh for it absolutely no reason and I don't know maybe you're there now and I can't get you out In my heart just fucking plummeted down to my feet I mean, you can't blame someone when they don't have those feelings for you anymore. Yeah, but still That's when that Adi Yeah, and I because I thought oh my god that might be it because the actual issue was that he just wasn't getting hard And if you're not getting an erection. Yeah, I'm not gonna blame it Something like a guy has any control over that fucking shit And so I was just being patient waiting to see what was going on and then we thank god We had to talk and I thought to myself as we were talking this this conversation can go either way I mean, this could this could be yeah, I'm in the friend zone now and for some reason he's no longer attracted to me And um, I was you know on the brink there for a while thinking I had prepared myself for that happen So it was a very scary and bizarre weekend and discussion and um Made even more bizarre by the fact that when we finally unraveled it it was actually a relatively easy thing to fix Yeah, and I think because um, we're still I said let's you know pick up what we left off next next week and see If what we figured out is actually it and so it's very bizarre.
You know, kink and shit is very Relationships can be difficult. I did at the point where you wanted I want a dr. Ruth here to give me advice Punch on it is more sex punch him in the dick If he does not respond I go as well as and punch him in the dick doctor. We've ever said punch him in the dick I think she probably said it under her breath client after client.
You should punch him in the dick. Well, I mean you can you okay? I love dr He had no shame. There's the goals.
I like potatoes. I don't think that was her accent at all. No, I think it was Austrian like Arnold Oh, yeah, I think so or German or something Get down if you want to live get to let get to the chopper Take his balls and squeeze them gently like young gray for the cookie down We have no talent For your peace of mind, please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically granted us permission specifically and then often regretted it Yeah, well, we don't know that part. Yeah, we leave that part on set That's good this week.
We have a post by bacura our friend bacura like this post and bacura out of the fucking blue emails me and goes By the way, I'll give you blanket permission for all my books No, the balls on this guy. Thank you So I'm all yeah, thanks so much. Let me look through your posts and what did you know? He's got some good posts.
So I thought I'm gonna just pick one of these he wrote one called being my friend puts you at risk Yeah, that's how um, yeah Let's party on this. Okay. He says my face is in my profile picture I cross post between here Facebook and instagram I am out as kinky in every aspect of my life including my day job I post about the kink lifestyle fetishes BDSM safety consent I laugh have fun and joy life and I don't hide any aspect of who I am. I am out as kinky This is why being my friend puts you at risk.
I won't tag you in any pictures I won't post pictures of you without your consent, but you're my friend You're on my facebook or my fat life or both and someone doing their due diligence could put two and two together They could could go through your friends list and find me on here and then match it to facebook or vice versa Either way if being outed could damage your life even though I will never out you being my friend puts you at risk We can't be friends on facebook or fat life because of that risk I completely understand if we can still be friends. That's fantastic, but I won't stop being myself for who I am I'm just hopeful for a world where no one has to Clabby clabby clabby clabby blanket Um, well Kathy. I think uh for a lot of us kinksters that do a lot of kinkin Are you cord whipping your bunny? beating the peeps bunny that I just You're just literally just like and but it's not that you were just kind of like who I'm just looking at you actually you're you're the bottom of your jaw Clenched a little bit.
I was like Fucking bunny like just a little just a subtle like you didn't know you're a fucking raise at me That because we both like peeps and that's a peeps bunny. That is a peep bunny. Have you ever microwaved those? No, that's sacrilege They get you and you and uh, younger.
Yeah, we have a lot of things on fire. No bad boys. It's good times. Well, I mean We can't talk enough about this and we spent a lot of our time talking about this and of course teaching about this and orientation You know just so many times that you can't say enough to the new people that are coming in Because there's always new people coming in there's people right now that are listening to a perverted podcast that maybe you've never been to a dungeon Have never you know are doing things online and they don't put their face on it and but they may start going To play parties in public places or they may start Meeting friends in places that are kinky and then going on social media and seeing them on Facebook and go oh, I know that person.
Oh great Hey, let's be friends It is the most innocent mistake that can cost you so much so much Yeah And I just feel so bad for not being able to catch every new person and giving them that speech because There's a lot of things that are Are innocent ignorance. It's not you you know, you don't think if you're not savvy on facebook If you're not savvy on all the social media If you don't understand cross pollination if you don't understand search histories and ability to be able to Uh see one profile in the other and see that this feed comes from there if you don't know that like me You don't realize how easy that somebody with intent because we don't want to think there's ever Going to be people out there that have an intent to harm us or that are going to be too faced and say You know something, you know, oh, you're my best friend on my face and then behind you They're looking for ways to harm you And I think the reason that that we don't expect that a people and we we don't see it coming when it happens Is because most of us who have good intent and we don't have malicious intent and we don't have that that mean streak in us Have a hard time understanding the mentality of people that do and we have a hard time putting that Spin on someone that we're looking at face-to-face It's a hard thing to understand until it happens to you over and over and over again and one day you wake up Hardened to it and you realize I have to protect myself because not everybody out there is saying like me not everybody out there is kind like me Not everybody is willing to turn the other cheek or let sleeping dogs lie They're just going to come after me because they want to see they get Satisfaction happiness and glee from watching other people hurt and that's what we don't understand what we find hard to understand in other people So we say well, you know, it might happen to some people I read about it here and I heard about it there But it's not within my sphere and the that's the likelihood that happening in my life is not big And that's when we turn around we see the bus ready to hit us And so I understand that kind of naivete. I have a lot of intolerance for people who Put the responsibility on someone else's shoulders and say you should have protected me or the community should have protected me And unfortunately, I mean I like that bakura says is like that post it out there puts it right out there for anybody Who's new to the community to understand that this is the kind of shit that can happen But on the other hand I see and I hear about too many people who say why is in our community doing more to protect us Why is it fat life doing more to protect us? And of course Huffington Post last month or so did another another did another follow-up article on that guy the wolf who was Right.
Not prosecute actually he was found not guilty. Okay, and so actually he wasn't even put on I guess in Australia if you you have a Group of people that will first of all do a pretrial to see if you're and they found that there wasn't enough evidence to even go to trial And so the piece was actually surprisingly very balanced when it came to the king community and made a point of saying that that Most that most people within the community are very skeptical and wary of people who don't use sayfords Right and how careful the community is and in protecting its own, but I did not like that the piece was written from the viewpoint of Well, this one girl who had it happen to her the first person who stood up and the author was saying and she was saying Why didn't fat life do more fat life should have done more fat life is to blame They protect the predator and they don't protect the victim And if that life did more than it was just on and on and on and how the website should have protected these people Which I don't like I don't like it either. I you know So I think we go in our nihilism and our hatred of humanity. It's like a psycho.
Kathy It's a cycle. It's a cycle not like a cycle like a bicycle not a bicycle but a cycle to where there's times where I'm a little more compassionate It's true and then there's times in the cycle that it's like you fucking idiots What are you doing? Let's let's make an analogy Kathy because I'm actually not in the sweet cuddly mood today So come back next week. Maybe I'll be more sweet and color Where Kathy and I I think both agree that anyone that chooses to take Actions towards protecting others and informing others and putting information out there to the best of their ability I think is the healthiest choice of any organization of any website of any Anything if you put an effort to inform people of the risks That is risk-aware consensual kink because you have made just like bakura made everyone aware just like I make everyone aware Do not add me on facebook.
Do not add me on these social medias My partner of five and a half years does not have me as a friend on facebook None of my partners have me as a friend on facebook because of the cross-pollination possibilities and whatever 95 of my partners families don't even know I exist so um But so I appreciate the fact that we put ourselves out there. We say up front. We have this podcast We tell people protect yourself. Here's things you can do blah blah blah blah But ultimately it comes down to something very critical If you decide I'm going to play tackle football today And you walk out onto that field And you don't put on your helmet and the whistle blows and you get the shit knocked out of you There's a certain amount of responsibility that's yours I I am fully agree with you.
If you're gonna play any game if you're gonna go in where there's risks If you're gonna jump out of a plane, there's only so much the instructors can teach you at some point You got to pull the cord at some point you have to look at your little flight You know altar whatever that thing is if you're scuba diving you have to handle your own whatever that thing rebreather thing is Um, you are responsible for any risky activity that you take because you cannot always expect that everyone is going to be A perfect instructor or explain it to you in a way that only you understand Some people teach things and put it out in the majority of people are like oh I get that Thank you very much And then we move on with other things because the idea of the website or the community or something is to be kinky and play and have fun Not spend every second of our lives making sure that every person that has a hard fart understands every nuance of a hard fart I get that and that's the thing about that article and having posted I was I was it was from the point of view of that one girl and she was very honest She said I was naive. I didn't know any better when he said that he can read his partner So well that he doesn't need a safe word I believed it. I mean she was honest and I was with her every step of the way right up until the point where she said Why didn't fit life do more to protect me? That's where you lose me.
That's where I start to go Man, you know what I I can point to so many instances in my past where I did absolutely stupid They weren't even naive. They were moronic things. I made choices that were so Ridiculous that to this day there are at least three of them that I will not mention to anyone because they are they're so embarrassing It's so embarrassing all right there. It's horrible.
You're like the pit of your stomach just goes oh, no There's no way I changed my name three times gappy to try to write out the man to try to get out to try to get away And yeah, I'm not even that person You are you're very soul is tainted my name is count boogie. Kathy. I am not that person You have moron tattooed on your just on your heart man I can't ever fucking get rid of the shit I did and there was one thing in particular that I kick myself for Almost on a daily basis. I can't get rid of that fucking voice in my head in this particular thing I didn't know if I should do it and I went to friend after friend after friend These was a core group of people that I trusted and not one of them was honest with me and said Kathy don't do this and only later did I found out that none of them thought I should do it now Did I blame them for what I did?
Absolutely not I still think that I'm the world's stupidest person for having done it But I lost all faith in my friendship with them because they weren't just a good shoot straight with you exactly I mean when creative explorer said all right. I'm just spitball in here but I think I may have put you in the friend box without even thinking about it Do you know what I said to him? I said I love you so much This is why I'm in a fucking relationship with you with you because you don't fucking shy away from telling me the truth And I absolutely goddamn need to hear that fucking truth no matter how much it hurts And it fucking hurts to hear that but I I need it. I need people to say that so I'm I have a very um Just visceral reaction to people who Want to blame everyone else or why didn't the community support me?
Why didn't they do this they should have protected? Now there is now I absolutely agree as we talked in the beginning that as uh as whatever you call the community that any social group That uh binds around an activity or a sport or you know something that I think as human beings not as the group As human beings that it is the best for society if we look out for each other If we take a little extra time to look a little beyond ourselves and to look a little beyond our decisions and actions And to spend that time trying to empower each other To make better decisions because that's mentoring. That's wisdom That's how we learn and that is how I have not done some horrible stupid things That there was somebody there that taught me how to not go all the way Yeah, of course and and I I'm always grateful when something someone steps in front of me and stops me from doing something really stupid And I think you're right the community does needs to do as much as it can but it can't do everything for you You walk into fat life and you believe someone who says that I understand that because I I was 16 and stupid too Sure, and so I totally get it but I won't run around blaming other people I mean fat life has a terms of use and they don't they don't they don't seek out A predator to protect the same rule that protects you unfortunately protects them You're not allowed to speak about somebody like that with by their name. You're not allowed to Link to them and say derogatory things about them because how do we at some point?
We've had plenty of examples exactly where people are lying So now fat life has to be the police fat life now has to be the judge and jury and taking all the information and now And I can understand like when we used to be at that other place Um if the person if the victim went through the process got the restraining order or whatever paperwork or judgment against the other person was That gave us the ability to say okay. This this is more legitimate This isn't just somebody making up something because they hate someone which I have personally Experienced right which I personally seen people that I know that are lying and I've said you are lying about this You are not you are not making this up I know that but but this is the only way we're gonna get them out right um and not been a part of that So um are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Okay.
I will hold your microphone um, but it really I don't know. Okay. I think I lost drinker water last one you're you're handling my can I Gotta be so easily distracted for someone who is a performer. No Yeah, I walk up and get my water and you're like, yeah, let's make three of that Well, you handed me your mic and you stood up and you have a look on your face like you're gonna shit your pants or something and So I've seen the look on my face when I'm back to my pants and that wasn't it And I'm like is she hot does she need to take off his shirt?
Actually, I'm hot. I'm gonna take this jacket off Well, let's take off your jacket and I'll hold your microphone Please call why is it you know there are times during a show when you're having a silent conversation with someone which are mad at them And you're trying to tell them shut the fuck up and I just fucking keep talking as if I'm talking to the wall But that's why you're here, Kathy. Anything without you going what's going on with her? Well, I take a picture of the peep what's going on?
You're whipping it. That's true I don't know Kathy. This is a Show what comes off. Let's move on to the next thing good conversation.
Thank you. This chord L Oh, yeah, let's move on to him Hello, Dell yes That is I remember to click record on my end for backup purposes You are the Dell of Dell Dell This is an interesting situation that we're in right now Because you are actually not here and I'm technically not even somewhere with the show. I am in storage We're in the void. We are in the abyss not in abyss.
We used to be in a bad. That'd be hot But no that was hot because abyss was damn hot to be in I actually chatted with her today For a little bit, you know cuz she you know she lives far away now and so every now and again We chat and check in with each other so she's doing real good Had a booboo on her knee that she had to get fixed but other than that she's doing real good We're not in her, but you know the spirit of this is in in in all of us. It is all Yes, they're picking all of us. Yeah, she's taking all of us get away from my mind.
Nevermind But yeah, so you're you're at your home. I'm assuming and I'm in storage orange of the county Yes And so as we on pervert podcast start to do all the things and and establish a lot of people are coming forward with temporary places So because we have the ugly box We you know we don't have to be at one place But what do we have going on in the discord group? Did we have any new converts? Yes, we had two out of three join and make it through the ritual.
There's a correction that the banana bread Not putty cookies was actually the banana. It was not the They so they just the record straight. They were fucking themselves with a banana not the dough Okay, so they just fucked the banana and then they took the banana out and put it in the dough to make the banana bread Yes, all right. I'm gonna say I'm still cool But not that cool.
Yeah, you're like this is a tribute song and it went off the rails Yeah, but you know as long as we're putting things inside of people. I think that's really um Let's see. There was some talk of about the history of grindhouse movies which kind of went above my head Like I feel that more than on cross girl realm. Um, I've been informed that I didn't know about this There are little scouts.
Um, so there's oh, yeah, I've heard of them little like I hadn't heard of that and I found it kind of cool Yeah, that's that's not here though. Is that uh, there's actually some in california. Um, and I think there's one down in orange county So, um, I just haven't been um, so it's like girl scouts or boy scouts, but for little's yes And they're like troop leaders or whatever time you want to use that's amazing That's like when fauna used to do dom scouts That sound fauna created dom scouts and you weren't around for that were you? No, it was a lot of life, but um Uh, it just I found it really intriguing since my exposure to scout stuff is mostly from cartoons And some people that I knew that like oh, you're an evil scout cool because I didn't do that stuff I was more of a like middle of the forest doing lego because mother wouldn't like take me out of her places Like I did summer camp, but I never did scout so I didn't like get like my merit badge for fire setting Yeah, you didn't miss much I did cub scouts and then I started getting high and then they started frowning upon that and I'm like dude So I made it to boy scouts and uh, and then I was like this is lame I'm totally going to just go where I can use drugs and peace So maybe you didn't miss anything.
I remember climbing a rope once on a cliff with my mom watching I was like a little kid and it was a little bad. I hated the rope climb PE. I don't want to do that in nature Yeah, no literally it was literally I remember my mom. She was probably drunk and she's like get up there I got fucking things to do she's smoking sitting in our fucking family Volvo And it's like literally a hose tied to a thing running down this like 20 foot cliff And I'm like that's what they have it there and she drove me there and she's all watch you do it And that's how I got my merit badge for for climbing a rope was I climbed a sketchy cliff with a Drunk mom My motherly bonding was mostly um, I didn't figure skating so she would watch me practice entity But like during practice of just watching it's like oh she's eating ramen in like their cafe thing while I'm like freezing like skating Not that I actually get cold like I was wearing shorts like people are weird of the this is uh, not the onion William shatner got horsie in into horse element his ex got the Kentucky uh Kentucky home So, yes, okay Let me guess let me see if I can figure out this before it goes further.
I'm gonna say the family raises horses And they have horse semen from a prize horse that is very valuable that would breed other prize horses And so that's what he won in the settlement. That's the only way I can make that sound anywhere logical Yeah, I think um, there were four horses and they split them down the middle and I think he got the melons and the We've got female ones. So but I think one of his previous divorces had the like no I want the right to have one breeding session with them pre-year or something So it's like no shatner with his wife gets all of a semen Even better Seaman custody battles only captain fucking Kirk man I can't believe she wants all the horse come This horse has come this this horse has come you don't pose Uh, there was the main up word of what that is or other things of fuck tenular and this was someone's student and they defined it as complicated and messy In multiple unpleasant and difficult ways fuck. I like that Do you have a kink with devil?
Do you have a like a kink diary like a kink anniversary calendar? Like this is the first time I put a live dead octopus inside of your vagina You know, this is the first time that that reports. Huh? Is that from yours?
Oh, yeah, it's me. Oh, um I've done that but I have definitely fed devil baby octopus and they were so sad about it since some of them like Someone that is like technically and we ordered it like oh you can see its face. Um, great They were so sad like they're already dead. We have to make their sacrifice worth it and they were so chewy was like, okay Creamer he's like, okay.
You can have it on the grill fine like the tackles But with the head you have to like cut it open and then like fry the brains. Otherwise it's undercooked like I'm just thinking of course. This is too much Um, yeah, I have the chicken maybe next time just get the chicken Um Someone had named the idea of um tangerine impact play as feeding dangerines of just chucking tangerines It's something absolutely that stuff like that's great because that would smell that would actually be splashing that smells good Because then the entire scene would smell like citrus and that's actually a pretty good smell So if you got tangerines and just pick up okay, here's here. Let's go.
Let's go the next level on this Create a real cafe. No, no, no go with me on the tango. I still on the tangerines What if you had a Bottom and you made them, you know shower relatively well you put them on a plastic table that was a little bit tilted Then you squished tangerines all over them Breaking them and then at the corner of the table that was tilted You let the juice run into a cup and then you had some massive fresh squeezed some massive juice I like that. I actually like that a lot.
Not bad. I would break heat over that we could do that we could do that That's something that should be amazing and like the the juicing chair Oh, I've seen that that's that is a god-awful scary thing. Yeah, no, no, no, mine's mine So that actually came from I was gonna start an entire website about subby ground coffee And I was gonna have a trough a table And then have bottom lay in it and then like beat them with coffee and grind coffee into them and use You know cover them in in ground coffee and then scoop out the coffee and then have like an entire little coffee tea area And then people would be able to have subby ground coffee and the whole place would smell like coffee because i'm a big coffee guy And uh, I thought that would be cool, but the tangerine juice that could be next. Yes, that could be next del del Let's end on tand- let's just ponder ponder tangerine juice ponder say ponder ponder Yeah, because i'm gonna add delay Del I think this has been a pretty good experiment You know obviously getting in the studio and having a studio and being able to all be together would be nice But until that happens we're gonna make a show work and that was the discord del Wow That was very that was very crazy discord shit.
That's amazing. Wasn't it? So glad I heard it Yeah, we do explain to the audience what's going on. I don't know we explained it in the bit So they're already gonna hear it.
I didn't hear yeah, we didn't talk but yeah, we did it back at the thing Because we're back in my room and yeah, we're back here with your peep your peep of it Yeah, I mean so the if you're the listener should know where we are we're desperately still trying to find a place until we don't and boogie Has been doing some work. He has found like three places that we can be at different times. There's no place that we can be on Yeah, yeah regularly, but you know we could do like once a month here once a month possibly at an egg muzzigan sure And you found a couple of other so we're still trying. Yeah, we're definitely still trying but and working it out and things aren't getting a yeah Ah We actually have a couple of programming about mailboxes for some reason we've been very serious in that area It's some really wonderful emails this week.
Yes, kitten wrote to us and she said hello perverts After a year and a half of listening. I am caught up which makes me both happy and said we've heard this before This is this is a normal sentiment for listeners. They're happy Now that I have anything to binge in yeah, you go you do your bit But here's the thing about a binge that I'll say usually when you binge a show this you binge to the finale and then it's really over And you get some closure. Yeah, and you get some closure or yeah, there's no closure.
Well, it just keeps going that would be another pin Close the end there's no closure. There's no closure There's no end. All right, she goes on to say because of your show my husband of 15 years and I redefined our sex life and rediscovered each other Which has been amazing and thrilling. I'm sorry, but because of us a marriage of 15 years Jesus fucking cry Open the window Don't get all de-pack Chopra on me.
Oh, what she finishes up by saying and this is specifically to you boogie Uh-oh, she says you specifically have allowed for much more communication in our lives keep being awesome. Thank you again Ah Does that make you squirm? No, it doesn't make me squirm as much anymore. It actually I really have made some changes I don't squirm as much.
I'm still very humbled Uh By the fact that doing the show even though some of our shows especially this one Um, maybe aren't that calamorous? I'm very long. I'm cutting out the coronavirus thing. Don't worry.
No leave it No leave it people can pass forward on their own. All right fine um But I am at the point That I believe in the type of discussions that you and I have I believe in the discussions that we have that lead a lot of communication and that we've gone We still do can't can sex and funny and and stuff like that, but I really feel that primarily Um, what you and I talk about most is communication and the pitfalls and disasters as well as the successes of good communication and I also know that I live in a world that Nobody including parents including Shirley religion including corporate governments institutions. Nobody is really Opening that window for people people aren't exploring that you know, so for us We're doing something that a lot of people you wish everyone was doing I mean, it's very true. I listen to other kinks podcast and other kinks shows and they're great.
They all have their different angles I just don't hear a lot in which you have people discussing the frailty of the human psyche when it comes to getting shit done. You don't have people discussing um the erroneous paths that they take the the horrible things that happen the the part of their their personalities that you believe that's because they're usually more Stable than we are. I don't think that a lot of the train wreck one and train wreck two constantly smashing off the rails Gives us that edge in helping people This is one of the bigger reasons why I would I would found it so hard to pull myself out of my depression in my Younger years was That I would see people around me and think they know something I don't they seem to understand a secret that I don't because they all seem happy and balanced And that means there must be something wrong with me and it really did take me a long time to realize that that is absolutely not true That there are certainly people out there who the majority of their lives are really good and positive and luck goes their way Those are not there's a very few and far between The majority of us have a lot of turmoil within we have a lot of things that really push us down We have a lot of self-doubts self-hatred self-loading And you just don't see that when you're riding on the bus or walking down the street you see people laughing and they're trying really hard To have a good time, but those conversations those moments in their lives They don't share with everybody if with anyone at all you try mightily not to let that part of you control your life But they're there and and when you turn off the light at night you can't get away from yourself And so I think a lot of times people here is talking and it's it's very refreshing because you think I'm not I'm not the only one That's why I agree. So I don't like I said I surely I mean I listen I listen to this stuff that comes out of my mouth that sometimes like that made no sense whatsoever So many times I see the look in your eye But I but I but I honestly think Like I don't know the ego that I do have about the show and what we do is just in the fact That we simply talk about a side of humanity.
That's not flattering And yet there's such a specialness to like you said that we're not alone. It's okay to be messy It's okay to make mistakes You know you try to learn from them and and I think that's So I don't get surprised when when people email and they say this this was because that's the poke When you're like, oh, it's this is all humans like I'm sure when you start discovering Oh people people fake it because they want people to look at them a certain way Right, but in reality most people have some some inner voices that are Battling with each other in cognitive dissonances and things like that And a lot of people are very lucky in that they have a skill a talent and occupation that allows them to feel good about Themselves in the morning and that they can use to say I'm just gonna focus all this on All my attention on that. It doesn't mean that other part of you goes away Right and so you may be better at focusing on other things But that but you still have that kind of shit that you need to deal with So yeah, all right. We had one other and this was from headley my friend Oh, we've been saying wait, I almost forgot.
Oh, no, I played it at the beginning But now did you hear this you haven't even heard this jingle. Okay. This is the new hoo headley I see this shows sponsored by It's very tommy It's a very straightforward. Yeah, it's very so Well, if you recall headlies the one who who allowed me to get the lilo sona to test it out.
Yes All right, so this is what he said in right, I guess He's another show is where we where I was talking about it And he says sorry the gift was not entirely what you expected and underwhelming at best So if there be any other kinkery to explore let me know and I can spill over with renewed purpose to serve the goddess Bowing, reverently at your feet now First of all I said no, no, no, no, no, he said bowing, reverently at your feet And I'm like I think what he meant was reverently because reverent is someone who comes back from the dead I think he made me a mistake and then I realized you know, this is headley. Maybe that wasn't a mistake Headley wants to zombie worship you I think so Kind of love it. I love that mentality Kathy And we cracks me up. I mean I wouldn't think that about anybody but him I if I'd read that for many I thought oh they should have spelled checked or something it's supposed to be reverent Zombie it's zombie male female supremacy male dominance worship.
I didn't know that there was he was zombie chastity to you He wants I don't know how that works. But pretty much you just He wants you to put in any zombie vagina inside he wants you to just rip off the cock Because it's you know zombified And then show and then turn the chastity cage around and shove it inside. Okay. Now you've gone off the deep end That's deep damage lying down on the job Runkass Pete Let me just say first of all it wasn't a fail.
I still have the thing about the leo sona is that it requires some dedication Now this and in order for me to do that I need to have privacy And I and I need to be feel safe now what I mean by that is that I need to be somewhere that I'm not afraid Someone's gonna be walking in the door And I don't have that a lot if I'm a creative explorers house He's even if I'm taking a nappy's constantly in there grabbing at me touching me and it's like yeah I thought he if I'm here at that the house my door doesn't have a lock on it So even though I know my sister's gonna you know be very respectful and knock on the door I'm I can't relax enough and unfortunately that leo sona is a it's a very steep learning curve Right, and so I need a lot of time and privacy if you're and I just believe it or nonetheless It's very rare that I get the house to myself every once in a while I do And what don't you why you don't have to raise your hand raising my hand Kathy I got this figured. Oh really I'm not going in the ravioli I'll tell you that right now, which right now is literally the incubator of zombie coronavirus death Oh my god, it's awful. You um, I think that you should go to headlies place Don't open that fucking door. I just let him where you okay?
Give you all the time you need headlies a great friend of the show right, but we don't really know headlies So for all we know we got bodies in the basement headleek. Well, that's the part of the zombie thing Wouldn't have said reverently or whatever So there's a there was your evidence there was your hand But I think I'm still I'm giving up on the song Female supremacy is this true. So you're the one he's not gonna kill He'll kill he'll kill the rest of you. Yeah.
Yeah. So kill for you. Duh If it pleases you kind of power see I'm telling you know, I really the the couple of times that I have had time to use the wheel of sona has been You know, you reach a certain age you no longer are surprised by orgasm You know the orgasm you're gonna have this is it and The leo sona surprised me because it was a completely different No, it was a very sustained plateau It's not it's not like hit the peak and then go down like you know like a normal It's like the full rock call like the the bakah the what? You don't know The death of a stain You only see that in the club gigs.
You don't hear that on the main albums. You know, again You're hitting that peak and with this it's it's not that high peak, but it is a very sustained very unusual orgasm And I like it. It's just it's gonna take it's gonna take me a little while longer. I am committed though But I'm telling you I'm telling you All right, at least headley zombie cage.
It's gonna be amazing. Okay. No, you know, he's probably gonna have all sorts of cool props and shit Boogie close that door right now. Let's just close that door.
We're gonna talk about perverted vocabulary. Oh, yeah, perverted vocabulary Um, we brought pervertible cat vocabulary Jesus Christ, you know me we brought perverted vocabulary back and we're gonna do videos again But not as often that it just it wasn't I mean I'd rather what do we have to do videos? Can we just bring it up? No, no the video is a lot of fun.
Can I watch the three videos that we made? I know you're on a good kick now. Now all of a sudden they're great It was it was I liked them before I never did not like you keep pretending like I didn't I just pretending I have a memory We couldn't do it. No, you don't.
No, you don't you're you're uh, all of your talents. Uh, you're in my head. Yeah, you're in my room You're very not one of them, but no it's so what what was the word? Impetuous which means basically to act without thought to not think things through to I can pull a podcast impulsively.
Hey, I just described a show But the podcast we all quite in bed you it's thank you So anyway, um, what what this means is for the next week Remember if you listen to the show and it's been more than a week from the date that the show aired Um, don't don't bother sending us things five years for now. I like hearing things I didn't make it actually for my pretty male bars are said well the thing is what we knew years ago We did a bit you is and here's your fucked up sentence the idea perverted Uh vocabulary was that we took a word a vocabulary word that would be good in your in your little uh vernacular pouch and and we Give the definition for it, but we do that by our listeners sending in really fucked up sentences They're kinky that are kinky. Yeah, maybe not that section related is preferred There's a couple that came in that weren't that was so read But we want him to be kinky fucked up Funny, you know, just we could have no sex or kinkin still be fucked up and we would love it. Yes So we talk about zombies and that's neither Everyone loves an investor and bet you with some i am literally Fogg right now.
I just want you to know did you take off medicine? I did not I did not what did you take? That's why I probably should have taken it so i'm like i'm like really just so it can get my hands right now I'm like wow look at it. It's like there's an aura Am I making a stress?
No smile. Yeah, you're fine Just a little crooked You know, you're making me nervous because you have to carry this hideous ugly box down the street You're gonna end up treating him falling before you make it Yeah, the good news is if I die you'll at least hear the crash and notice scoop me out of the stream My god, that's pretty good. I mean times when I tell you you can't die i'll never figure out how to run this shit without you Well, I can give you the lessons, Kathy. That's the other thing.
I keep going go to go to show you how to run it And you're like yeah But you know what we can do right now what we can do right now what we can end the goddamn No, no, we have something else. No, no, we've got way to run way long We have some fucking advice It's very short too because it's not a listener. It was just some topic i found on reddit Okay fine. Are we gonna do this then?
Is a zebra libia all covered with stripes seek our godly wisdom on some fucking advice Are you regretting having hit that jingle? I'm like so like why did we do this? I have no focus. I feel like well, we can i mean Okay, so we were I was on reddit and this girl was talking about um shinnerboy front when they first got together She wasn't kinky, but he had told her yeah, i'm pretty kinky and he had told her stories about it and uh She wants to now after a couple of years begin experimenting with that because she's very interested in it Normally this would be great right this would be a perfect fit But unfortunately he has told her the following that she's too cute to bring out his kinkside That she's not bringing it out in him and that she brings out his vanilla side instead now she's Stop farting into the mic take a mic away from your face She's very careful to say that he wasn't being an asshole when he said he was actually trying to be very honest and give her some Honest feedback, but she doesn't know how to bring it up because she's afraid that any wrong move would turn him off He's already turned off so there's nothing you can do that's gonna turn him off Jesus fucking christ take a crap on his lawn and punch him in the dick and see if that charges I'm here big on the punching with a dick.
Just dick punch. I'm dr. Ruth told me to have everyone punched in the day No, this sounds Here's what this sounds like and I don't care because they're not listening so I can offend anyone I want This sounds like someone who wasn't really kinky but wanted to impress their partner by saying they were kinky And then when the partner came back and said oh, i'm kinky too and I want to be kinky They got called out and now they don't have kink to back that up And so they're kind of like well, you know, you don't really look at you that way, you know that kind of shit And it just sounds You know, oh you're too when you're too cute for me to be kinky that just means i'm not kinky I don't have that ability with you, but I still want to look cool. So i'm gonna blame you I didn't think of that possibility.
She doesn't say anywhere in there that he is still acting out the kink with anyone else that he's in the community in any way This was just part of his past. He said or something like that Yeah, so there is absolutely that possibility on the other hand there are instances where it just doesn't bring you I mean my michelle has actually spoken about that on the show that by peter moan Finds it very hard to dominate her because he doesn't see her that way. It's not the dynamic that they have it's not the relationship that they have Yeah, so it's possible that that's actually possible. There's no absolutes.
Yeah, but yeah, I don't know But I don't know just the whole year too cute to be in jesus christ Do you know a fucking cutie? Actually the cuter someone is the more I want to smack him around Isn't that happening? Can you write down a time? What time is it?
I can't see up there an hour and four. Yeah, just right. Okay. It was sketchy.
I said her name Oh, you don't even know cathy how cute mu is Like I do you do okay. You do you do you see her every or just inside and out? Uh, we should have a dart in her bottle Um, but I don't know there's some pretty terribly cute girls and uh, and I don't know I I find it in my my awful soul To be able to bring out some of the kink, but I do remember being young in the lifestyle and I knew when I was over my head And it was that kind of thing and I've talked about on the show before where you try to Basically shame someone into being as kinky as they are because you can't step up to that level of kink. Hmm.
I mean, uh, I Yeah, people are fucking assholes like that. Yeah, so I don't know it. I think both both things are a possibility But ultimately It's shooting as straight as you can to cut through that bullshit and be like look These are the things I'm curious about are you interested in trying them and seeing maybe you'll get your kink past my cute Like maybe I can put on clown makeup or something so I don't look as cute And then you'll be turned on and then I'll punch you when you're fucking dick. Oh my god Listen, I um Well the thing that really turned me off about this was when she said she doesn't know how to bring it up because she's afraid that a wrong move would turn Him off now.
I personally have a tremendous amount of judgment I will say it right out front when some on a relationship when someone is afraid to speak their mind to the other to the other partner Sure I think that you got other problems if you're afraid to speak your mind if you can't have honest and open communication Even though what you're saying might hurt the other person and you got other problems that you need to worry about Yeah, I agree. I agree. So there we fixed ready cute I like to find somebody cute and adorable so I can smack him around. They need to be spanked That's it's all in your point of view the cute and adorable needs to be taken down a notch or two That's right and I don't know okay fine Maybe the guy needs to have his fragile ego coddle god knows and I need mine coddle, but uh Whatever We're hearing my bedroom and it's where we have no clue where we're gonna be but we will be somewhere We will be something we will have the only anything but back and possibly some cute young thing that you can smack around that is Possible that is a possible.
We have one place that we may be going that is actually a motor motorcycle repair shop Is this who I think it is it is who you think it is and they said that we could put a girl on the lift jack And raise them up and do things to them Not like they haven't done it before shit. You own a motorcycle shop and you're thinking of course you've done it Like here's the list. Thank you're fooling. Here's the list make it sound as hey you guys could try this.
I you That's pretty cool, but it's a lot of fun and uh, yeah, I apologize about to apologize about this show I don't remember any of it. I am still pretty stop taking cough medicine stuff I didn't take I don't take cough medicine you handed me a throw watch and what was in the throw watch and math eucalyptus? Oh man That damn you could flip ship and balls on you fucking bust in the you called no wonder why koalas are always Jacked up look at those aggressive Quallice look at them just constantly looking for an opportunity to take your clothes online and then drinking water. They're not back