You're on the corner. You can't even see Dell. I can see Dell because if I sit there But what I can see is Enigma with a stack of cookies on top of a music sound like awkwardly placed on top But now the stack is slightly smaller because he's eating them. Well, you know in his own apartment He is relegated to a tiny little stool in the corner while I take place or pride at his desk But he was provided with a tribute of cookies.
So he's living some kind of life I did bring a tribute of cookies to Enigma and and slightly over a couple old one slightly over cook croissant rolls As well that will be will be good food the food bank gave me more than I can I don't have a refrigerator You're offering to thank you very much. Thank you for letting us be here in your place have some cookies It's like a good and he's just like three cookies and croissants. This is like a great This is he's totally it's a Kathy. Yeah, I was a fan of food Kathy I got a new line.
Are you ready? Why are you standing up? Because you make me nervous effective you have to stand up to give me this line and you're gyrating your hips. Yeah, you like it I know I'm Kathy what say we have some unprotected sex and worry about a different virus for a while Oh my god, is that the line you're gonna give chicks now?
That's my new line. It's horrible I'm not gonna sugar go with that. It'll be a mean by tomorrow. Oh, no now.
Come on vote. No, not a good not funny So you had to crane your head to look over it down laugh. Well me was getting dick from you She's obligated to laugh. God damn it.
I was wondering is the infection you're gonna give her pregnancy. Is that kind of oh that is an infection? Oh, that's a different thing. That's a different thing.
Oh, it's a parasite. Excuse me. Excuse me. It's so true Children are pairs especially if it came from my fucking loins that would be an awful Awkward sad, but I already do a show The following show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised and if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself One two three four do you feel your sex life is quite lame?
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Hey, man brother. Just test the fire Recording live from anigma's apartment in front of an England L. Let's face it. There's no new year.
Hello, you two perverts Hi, I'm eating. Hi, I'm Kathy. I am Kati. I am Kati.
I am Kati. I'm a Nick. I'm a delirie, but we just know Energy yes, I have his preacher moments This is the energy that I bring to perverted podcast listeners Do you know why Kathy why because it's fucking nutbags out there? It's and we're gonna have some fun and we're not gonna talk about shit I mean, yeah, we are little bit tiny.
I want to keep all of my disastrous crazy bad life choice homeless stories away from this Obviously there's a pandemic and obviously everything's getting shut down and people are scared and that's fine That understandable so I kind of wanted us to just focus because if you want to hear about fucking coronavirus You can go anywhere, but let's not talk about it that much on this show I would hope people would go to the proper CDC, you know the proper medical websites educate yourself Find out the real facts that are going on. There's a lot of panic out there that doesn't need to be there There is food you can drink out of the fucking tap there hasn't been an earthquake that disrupted the water main We're gonna be okay. We just need to take care of ourselves and and and follow the instructions of the scientists and people who actually have Good information. Okay, so other than that do we have anything to share about that about that?
Okay I'm gonna share about my car. I want to talk about your car I'm stupid branch fell on the back on the back. It's raining out here quite a bit Yes, which adds to the fucking soup of death exactly now was this branch that fell on your car? Did this happen?
Yeah, I was just parked on the street. I wake up right in my knee to go to work I look out there and I'm just Oh my god, it was horrible and it would have it was just like two inches to the left It would have just hit the window and it would have been fine But this hit the roof it just caved in the roof So the entire roof would have to be removed and welded in six different places so there all this thing is a fucking lost And this is a new car. I just got the title on in December I just two years you've had this car two years and paid it off and now not happy camper So now they are first world problems because I had to slap myself around a bit and go You know what kind of fucking you have a place to live you have insurance They're gonna pay for not you know, not all of it, but they're gonna give you a good chunk of change You've got a rental as part of it. You barely had to lift a fucking finger.
I'm okay I'm just grieving the loss of my car that I loved that's that's valid though It is I just loved that thing and I go to it I get the call from my insurance company there Oh, yeah, it's a it's a total loss What you need to do is you need to go to the body shop where you towed it to and get your belongings out and sign it over So we can pick it up so I go over there and the chicks all yeah, someone's gonna have to take you to the back What do you mean? Well, we keep all of the cars in the what I now call the car graveyard? Oh, you saw the graveyard of all the people's so sad and there's my little car just busted in I mean it was horrifying and I'm holding back here to get there getting all the power podcast out of the back the blanket is drenched I had to squeeze it out. Oh my god Oh, did you how did it look squeezing?
I want to look I do a video of that you Real questions Kathy did you hang it up to dryer is it gonna just be now? Okay, throw it in the dryer. Oh absolutely fine because that is a great. I think Spikezilla Spike gave us that and I had the I've got gave us the crocheted vagina tentacle.
Oh, that was I'm a bad guy saved Wow and fun as you can lately and your weird contraption that we use when we record Oh, you saved the you save them the the recorder That's in court. Hey, you know what? Don't worry about that Kathy because I have I have a lot of time to spend Now that we shut down. It's me in storage I literally live in sports and I have all the hot glue and foam core that I knew I could I could ride out a shut down with the Foamcore alone that I possess Okay, well, that's my story.
Wow. Yeah, well, let's that's a that's awful cat I don't that is actually shitty because you worked hard for the car and you did put in time and when you get a car That's a nicer car when you've driven a crappy car for a long time It is a great feeling of convenience and so I'm sorry that but you'll get another car I will you'll be driving around in that and hopefully equally as happy But what I got a cut away from the depression of this this soup and go to so last night Was it last night that we had the conversation so like I'm calling a nigma going okay Well, we're bouncing around trying to find places because obviously now it's even harder to find a place for us to do the show We actually can go to the library they have the little study The library's So I'm talking to a nigma and saying you know basically begging saying I'll bring cookies or something from the homeless shelter And he's like yeah, you can come here I'm not doing my thing and we start talking I start making some jokes and you know And I'm like so you've been getting sluts, you know what's going on here cuz we're you know dude talking is that was dude So how the sluts has a slut meter and he's like It's been you know We're all kind of working out our things and you know going through stuff getting into that because you got to be in a zone You got to you first you have to attract sluts you must become your inner you must bring out your own inner slut Is this true guys? Yeah, you have to you got it you got it Yeah, you may get lucky you may get lucky and there may be a slut there that just feels pity for you and says I will fuck you Cuz I'm a slut and I feel bad for you that's lucky But that's lucky but the in general if you want to have good sluts you got to be a good slut yourself As opposed to the bad As opposed to the bad slut there's now When I'm gonna get time when there are significantly bad sluts so all of a sudden we're joke Ha ha ha yeah We'll get it together once all this you know this storm crazy shit goes off And then all of a sudden I talked to a nigma today who was gonna get the parking spot for me in front and he said I can't because I Got a slut I got me as I created that energy No, I definitely give a book a credit cuz like he put the earworm in my brain for like I think like you need a slut You need to find some such and I like I even posted it on on foot life It was like somebody told me today that I need to find some sluts I need to find a slut and And I'm working you put that you're in yeah So like I was meeting up with this person we were supposed to like do just do Have some time hanging out later this month and they were like hey can we do lunch beforehand because we've only really like Seen each other at events. We haven't really like hung out before so so we were gonna go out to eat So we ended up going and getting takeout and then coming back here and then that turned into Watching a movie and then that turned into cuddling and then we started talking about kinks and interests and things like that And that progressed into removal of clothes and orgasms so Oh They are fantastic Cookies Not that clean I was wearing them while we were huh?
Oh, he's wearing his hot big clothes you Yeah, let me build you up like the king that you are you got the sluts goddamn it I did it was that was funny Yeah, good time and they had a good time to they had a fantastic time Will they be back that's the I mean we planned for a Friday. That's good. That's good You get that few days later plan. Yeah, yeah, absolutely See that Kathy I like it sometimes you just have to put it out there not saying you're gonna attract the universe or something like that But sometimes building slut support amongst your select friends who are maybe a little bit down on slut time You know and it's kind of just all of a sudden you're like yeah Why don't I deserve to be sexual right now?
Why don't I deserve to find my partners and have good times? Yeah, there's shit going on and there's a panic and you know and there's things and but you know It's gonna work out It's gonna work out and you shouldn't put your life completely on hold because you go into that zone and then you're always depressed And then it just doesn't stop so if you don't kind of push that mojo a little bit and sometimes yeah things are really crazy Hey, you know what maybe some human contact might actually be good for me Well, since everything's close we're gonna have anything to do we may as well stay indoors and have a little slut action Oh my god, the amendment is so many babies so many I'm in Corona babies nine or ten months from now. There's gonna be a lot of baby showers Goddamn it, please use condoms don't because look at you know that you show the So they can't they're all sold out. Oh my god damn it Just masturbate each other or something no more little babies goddamn it the reason we have this problem is gonna Have a But hey, congratulations, so they'll also has some some slightly yes Well, I had a guest over to meet the kitty and I got to meet their kitty And it was true because I was like okay, you have to leave it seven to go meet someone else is like so clothing off her Battle coddling yep still patting the kitty and then you know it's like yes, let's do the dick and now I love that Excuse me man, I thought I was like that rush about it.
It's like oh no you have other things to do Okay, that speeds up the game but we already did testing and did responsible sludged prep so good I like that. Yes, I put on new sheets. It's like wow you really that way. Oh, I know Spread some for breeze on his fucking nuts I Just rinsed a little bit.
That's what baby wipes are for I got so many wipes. I got my car in my purse I got wipes everywhere well now there's no toilet paper So it's just like well like I'm like and now my Jimmy shut down So But the food bake today gave me a fat ass pack of wipes So I'm like well bam now I add that to my three others and and for songs and croissants The one beaches still have showers if they're open the beaches like beaches have showers to watch off all the sand That's exactly yes, they'll I could go to the beach and go in the rain to the pub thing. That's a good idea But sure come next we could be really stinky. No, no, I will not no shower in the rain.
Yes, that is what I will do You'll just see this fat middle-aged guy Just with some soap on my balls I I Think In the rain though, but the cloud wouldn't be that big No, I'm telling you that you give me 20 fucking baby wipes and I can give you a clean dude because I don't have hair So if I don't have hair I just you got to get the dirt and oil off and so baby wipes will take that right off So it's not it's not ideal and optimal but goddamn it we're positive You're not gonna be safe not gonna be safe. I have you know, so so that's that's it I do have people that have said hey, you can come over and shower if you need to or whatever But that's fucking great. I had a funny experience with with Mew who is in Minecraft mode Which is her video game jam that she's she gets into the Minecraft mode and she goes Mew goes just full nut bag like literally does not want to do anything else just Minecraft like I pull her away We watch anime which by the way if you haven't seen the made-in-abist Movie that came out after the first series of your into anime. It was fucking awesome super grossing Anime play so we watch our enemies, but she's got to go back to Minecraft go back and I'm like excuse me miss I'm going on vacation for another two weeks to leave again This is traveling again again.
Yes, so here's my wean and it's gonna do some damage So I drag her away and it was all romantic, you know like cry you know I've seen her in a while and how can I be romantic when you just said here's my wean and it's gonna do some damage Oh, you talk your shit to get him in the bedroom and then once you're in the bedroom you can change gears a little bit Did you say with a French accent is that with me? Oh, I'm failure more You know that means by the way, and then we make love of course, you know how to say that Fae Le Amor I actually did a song with an X who spoke fluent French She lived in Paris for 11 years and we actually did a song in French because I wanted to learn French and so I wrote a dorky little song Called on Fae Le Amor and then we did it's on YouTube, you know somewhere on Fae Le Amor And so I sing little things in French and I don't really do good at it But you know people were making fun of it. They're like yeah, you just said I think you tried to say my heads ball But you just said I fucked a horse or something like that, which maybe I had another So anyway, so I get her in and it's like all you know Our and bitey and whatever and it's hot but she remember she's in Minecraft mode So she in her mind she's like deducing I want to come twice and then get back to Minecraft So she has a new trick that she uses Kathy and the trick is this so she has her first orgasm You know we're still doing it because I don't like to come so we're so fucking and just raring and grabbing and then we Little giggling and then they keep going and kind of get her and she's okay She puts up and she puts up the two you know can I have to and I'm like yes, I'm can you have to put some She's gonna have to so she then goes and she has a good second one And then I'm like, you know, I'm still you know still going like yeah It's good, you know maybe we can get her to go for three and she's like oh I need a break And I'm like oh you do and we're talking and I'm fucking her while we're talking like oh you need a break, huh? And she's like yes Daddy.
I'm just so satisfied right now By your giant bulbous penis while you're fucking her while I'm fucking her that I just can't possibly take any more And I'm like was it giant bulbous penis that did it it was giant bulbous penis? So so literally she's like a dude the second she fucking nuts enough to I she's like I'm done gotta go to video games And I'm like really and she's like yes daddy. You're so good. I can't possibly take anymore I go do you think this is gonna work?
She starts laughing so I'm like fine, and I pull out She's like can you give me a baby wipe and I'm like here wipe your fucking coach and go play your game She's like back to the couch Minecraft and there you are with a giant we know there I am with my ultra least satisfying And I'm like you know I don't think That it was all truly satisfying. I think she just wanted to go back to the game Is that what you think did you do that? I think she sounded like how you just sounded I could feel the dripping sarcasm coming through sarcasm But like it's like she's like that. I mean she's to go a lot more you know when we first started We got up to where she would have like five ten you know We got up to I think thirteen in one fuck and she just kind of you kind of shift you know sometimes you're like yeah I don't really need to competitive sex myself anymore She has to and she feels real good and then you know we may do more later But it's just now that's how she kind of tries to manipulate me by over stroking my ego Got it so she can get back she's learned get back.
It doesn't work I catch it every time and it's funny and then I laugh and go limp You know so I think I think that's probably how it works Celebrate your badge goes in rocks put a needle in your con-con fat life Yay today. We have a post by Delahain I don't know why I'm standing my back's killing you but I just feel energized. I just want I'm just I'm so happy to say people so happy to not be sitting in a car in the rain. I'm like guys you guys I know you Gratitude I've even got my gratitude thing for it.
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Just incredibly grateful And you're standing up To calm down now don't die You have a salt and pigs you have a salt and pepper shaker which is two pigs fucking yes I do I just looked in his kitchen because I'm standing and the other things you pick up that's my apartment Every time you hear you see something different Books Dean Cunes Dean Cunes. Yeah, I'm sure it's better than that, but I don't For sure It's called lucky She has a lot of emails that say your submissive is so lucky and she says no no He's not he had to earn his chance to even be considered by me It took him seven months to earn my collar and he continues to earn it every day He works for it now I get messages constantly that make it obvious how many men are educated about femdom through porn They see the cage the caller the fun service the enjoyable spankings But you don't see the true life Yes, the hard days the look of shame on his face when he disappoints me You don't see me struggle to punish him and feel like a failure when I can't follow through you don't see us building a home together The bills shared housework cleaning up cat messes all of which we do in street clothes by the way not latex and chains We're both tired after working neither of us as a time or the desire to spend every hour we're together engaging in play Okay, so pussy worship is a nearly daily thing, but guess what half the time we both fall asleep in the middle of it She had to put a note at the end and say this was pussy worship not oral sex He's like he's got mad skills. I don't fall asleep during oral sex I fall asleep during pussy which is a whole different thing exactly heading and you know, you know appreciating the goddesses She just wanted to clear the air because he's like She's like oh no, you are just the best you're so good at your pussy worship I just fall asleep can I go play Minecraft now? Is that what she says?
Hey, you're spending off in your own story here. All right She finishes by saying you just want the fun parts of yes Don't you you better pay for it because you're looking for a service top not a true dynamic Yay, that was I'm like yeah, that's exactly the mother fucker's watching porn and thinking that's all it is it absolutely not There's so much work and daily grind that has to go especially when it's a live-in partner and you're doing a 24-7 Well, there's an I mean and we've talked a lot about this and there are some dynamics I think that are a little bit different in the the femdom male sub kind of thing where you have a very large influx of abusive male subs that come in and Make their demands and expect this to all be some fairy tale for them And they don't understand the work like in this and and I and and I think like I haven't experienced a lot of that on the female version So I don't know if this is just predominantly in that I mean I have had a lot of greedy bottoms That's for sure, but I think that I like how you're just giving me this eye Like can you clean it up and find a point? Are you getting at well from your point of view? I get it you're not you're getting girls coming in I haven't experienced You don't know what it's like to be in the men community have these predator guys coming in and we use that word a lot predator because They've seen the point and that's that's all they think it is there of course women who see the porn or read It's pretty predominantly I've had experiences where people may be the the women that I played with which is a large amount I've been you know There's been some curious and maybe they don't understand some of the social etiquette and whatever but predominantly pretty grateful and and And very encouraging about you know being more helpful So I haven't seen as much of this but I hear about it so much and I'm like I'm sorry if I'm crossing some sort of weird gender line or something But it does seem predominantly that a lot of guys don't get that no they don't and here's the thing about men do have that predatory Instinct they do that's what men do that they're evolutionarily Bread for that that men pray they go searching for women they go searching for the food This is what they do and so if you're a submissive and you have that natural instinct to go look for your prey It's it's a bit of a dichotomy and you don't and so it's a Anybody that's new to the femdong community or is listening to someone who's in the femdong community has heard them talk about predatory males Submissives it can sound very bizarre because I was that possible?
Yeah, and it absolutely is possible because that is their mo This is the way men predominantly will go after what it is that they want and it just is so off-putting It is like the world's most disgusting stench when you're at a femdong party and in walks one or two or three of these people and you can fucking sense Them a mile away. It's me me and you're gonna do this for me and I just it's the high of calling you mistress But it's all about me exactly I want this and I want that and she's right That's why at the end when she said you may as well go and pay for it There's nothing wrong with you getting what you want and painful go and do it Do not expect to come into a community party in which these are lifestyles whether it's 24 seven or even they're only doing it at parties But it is it is who they are and expect together because you're not going to you will be shunned Yeah, I've seen ugly things that and then they're just walking around going why what's going on what did I do wrong? Not to mention the fact that they do wrong Usually what they say all the women are gonna look like they do in the porn and then they look like me and it's like where are all the gorgeous women wearing high high latex boots and I think I mean just to now step away from the The predominance of males in this in general I think a lot of people do have a fantasy in their head when they come in at some point because they only have the information They have unless they were have unless they've had a lot of friends that are in the lifestyle or are very active in kink And have told them these types of things then pretty much everyone who comes in comes in with some sort of fantasy And and that's okay. There's nothing wrong with that fantasy But when you go in and you're stuck on that fantasy and you don't realize that There's another person on the end of this exchange and that there needs to be some sort of equal You know effort put in towards each person Oh, yeah, if you're not willing to do that then you're gonna run into this situation where you're just gonna be looked at as a greedy Predatory whoever whether you're the top or the bottom that doesn't really matter because obviously there's a ton of predatory tops I don't give a fuck and they just want to take from the bottom and do whatever they want to do and then not mean any of their Emotional needs or whatever so I don't think I know the topic is is female dominant male submissive But I think in general it's really important to see How important it is that you have another human in front of you and it really does take a lot sometimes To just see another person as somebody who has needs Yeah, but a lot of times these people they male or female they are escaping from what they consider their everyday lives into a world of fantasy So, you know what one time a long time ago this guy messaged me on fact We started talking and I'll write away I knew I wasn't gonna have any kind of relationship with him because he was married and looking and he was very honest and said I need to find my kink outside of my marriage and I'm not gonna tell my wife and I told him flat out I don't want anything to do with that, but he said why are you gonna be at this much?
It you know if you're really nervous about going so when I got to the munchy he approached me and we said hello And he started looking around with like this look on his face like he was almost salivating He's looking at all these people and he goes wow. I can't wait to see all these people make it and I just took one look at him And said dude, you don't you're not gonna see any of these people naked You need to calm down Like I remember my first much when I like I didn't know what to expect like I knew it was a public place But I like in the back of my mind It was the same with a party like I was expecting people and leather and whips and whatever even at like the Mexican restaurant that much was that but like When you walk in it's like oh these are normal people they just happen to be normal whatever normal we have a mutual interest We're not participating it right now. Yeah, so like the whole idea of 24-7 like 24-7 you live together But like you're not always you don't always have your face and a pussy like exactly sometimes you got to do taxes Like pussy taxes Okay one story I knew it I fucking knew it people were so panicky that I go into Walmart That's just like ravaged right there's like nothing there's food. I mean there's food It's just not what people want so there's still lots of food just not what people want So you can see that like people leave certain things like there's 7,000 cans of cream corn You know but there's no of these or whatever and this guy walks in he's all paranoid and he's in there like a you know Tieday shirt mid 50s gray hair fat sandals it's raining and he's just like whoa whoa and 10 minutes later ice his whole basket is filled with 75 boxes and I couldn't really I think it was like oyster hamburger helper or something like Nobody wants and he literally took every fucking box of oyster hamburger helper and filled his basket with it and like three Jugs of like oil that nobody wants and that's the that's gonna find something to cook with that That was that was the funniest thing that I saw and I'm like dude But there's there's you're still like pizza pockets in the freezer section, dude.
You're not gonna die. I thought that was fine Yeah, I did I'm sorry that was I have one was this that you went this I go every day just to see the people I went today and There was nothing yeah, no right there was tons of food there was meat and chicken and there's I mean I've been to a rouse and of ons today and there is literally no produce. Oh, no wait I'm sorry there was a bulb of fennel and five Bartlett pairs so a recommendation I'll give is today right now go to the non-white grocery stores so like yard is Markets like a market place is not white markets. Yeah, because like I went into the super king right over here The produce section was in fully stocked nice.
I think where's the super king Hey, you and I and undergo their ones super king like I would check they're probably going across the board super king's like It's not a singular store well I mean so in general there's food. Yeah, there is food and they're trucks keep bringing in more food So we're not gonna die just panicking people just panicking there's fucking food and there's water They want to make pyramids out of toilet paper obviously well Forts that's I think that's what's happening really I think it would be amazing just a plushies. I can wash those they can endure some light rain I felt so bad now. I'm like I did it.
You did it. You bought us here But you can oyster hamburger helper guy was fucking funny though. Oh, I'm whatever it was it was just something nobody wanted But back to the the topic in in closing I think this is really good, but once again, I also wanted to make the point that Sometimes you get so caught up in all those bills like we were talking before with the nigma and sluts That you get so that you get so caught up like you have your 24 seven dynamic and life starts getting people's you know Emergencies happen things start going and once again you forget wait a minute on the other hand We may not be doing kink all the time But on the other hand you need sometimes to just set a schedule for kink No, you know what that's very very true in fact great exploring I did that and it's happened to us and just a series of bizarre events in which first It was my cold sore and then it was the whole hoarding thing and then it was this and the other on and on and on and before you know It we are miles away from our kink and we don't know what happened It's like you're in the getting to a car accident and the car turns around and by the time it's all done You're facing another way and doesn't and it actually as ridiculous as it sounds It actually took us a few days taking us a couple of days a week actually to figure out what happened sure and reverse and go back In the direction that we were in it it took from much more work Then I thought it was going to and we just barely got back into it Sunday When I mean get back into it what I mean is in a real legitimate way not faking in and trying to make something just go through the motion So it really was hard, but even sometimes you make it fun It's it there is okay You're obviously not gonna stay in that and you're gonna say okay that we had to push a little bit with that Yes, but I think it's really important to also to put like sometimes you just you have to set a schedule And you have to make it a priority and people with kids have to do that shit all the time Okay, we've got six and a half minutes before this and we're gonna go in the bathroom And and that's it's something you have to you have to keep that can't go live You have to keep that connection alive in in times of crisis when things are pressure when works a drag You have to at least make some time to do that absolutely Yeah, very good, so what's next? We got nothing we got no perverted mailbox.
Well, we have a I have had a dry spell like I had a bunch of people get sending me all kinds Yeah, here's a great post and I've got like three left nobody's emailing us. You know what? They're busy building TP ports That's it, you know one day they're just gonna be this burning man monument to just like Light that fucker up and just sing songs and put all the pollutants back into the atmosphere But that's why we have to figure this shit out we just say over to Dell I don't focus very well on this stuff I make one appearance every six months in discord and then I get scared and shit my bands are run away But that's why we have Dell yes, so there was no sighting of boogie this week as itself declared I was busy shitting my bands we had four successful rituals out of four four out of four yes You think that maybe it's because people are now stuck in like that is a horrible thing like people are gonna breed Unfortunately, but do you think Kathy Dell and Emma do you think that now that people are forced to be in home? They're actually gonna be forced to listen to more Perverted podcast I don't know I don't think this is gonna be positive or negative I have been pipping out Phoebe to friends who are like I need something to listen to Someone yeah, I did yeah I'm this is our time to either prove to people that were really good for you or really bad for you We don't need to do is get Dell and enigma pimpats Pimpats those big fuzzy hats little pimp has their pimp in the south man.
I like you said I'm like is that a new tech thing that was funny? I have it on a mouse but somewhere It's but you just a cop out in high school I went to our band banquet in full pimp suit with Kane and then I got a picture with like all my female friends nice It was good times the pimpiest okay, so four out of four congratulations to welcome to the discord yes We have some let me just find the right actual image We had some actual forging of metal we have a forger on the discord and they made a grumpy cat Rope ring like you know over the symbol, but so we need to see grumpy cats wow When you're doing suspension when you're doing suspension bondage and you're actually hanging someone up you have whatever is affixed to your building Or your beams or whatever and then you will have a ring so that the rope slides through that Which is usually a lot of times is shaped in the triscally and whatever thing or it's just enough to hold obviously person So people that do forging sometimes put these they make their own so that the rope slides through easily and they can do their suspension bondage So this person made a grumpy cat ring that looked amazing and that's just not a random in there that's one of our discordions That's what I'm going to go Everyone had delicious pie was pie Saturday okay, so now that was that I didn't get is that national pie like real pie day or like pie pussy pie day Uh pie the number but you can do pussy pie. So pie what is it pie 3.14? Yeah, I got the first two digits.
Okay, what's the main part? What it's not? It goes on for yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it just keeps going and going and going look man Let me take the win we're gonna take the fuck away to you. Thanks.
You got the 3.14 I got the 3.14 then some news articles that have literally rounded to 3.5 It's like that's that's wrong on so many levels that is the destruction of the universe right there Don't don't round fundamental Don't do that don't do that so point out that we're simulation so so people now say pie day is where you eat pie or is there An actual say I just want to be hip I want to know which pie is I think it's just pie. There's also steak and blowjob day, but I don't remember when that is I'm sure people are gonna like message the show. It's like you should know when that is you pleb well Let's just not talk about getting steak right now. It's right now if you could get pizza calling you a pleb get the Get the pizza pocket knowing what the day that was Saturday as well.
Really? I think they were on the same day the steak and blowjob day Yeah, we just kept it on the down look cuz that's why today Wow, come on. There's an impromptu class on violet and neon ones given by ogre the Discord group discord He actually responded to inquiries when I wasn't around I'm like oh, I need to jump on that Oh, no, he got the he got it all There was an update on Ripley there For those playing along at home, they're going ahead and they're gonna be colored at some point Okay, so we we talked about that like three weeks ago. Did we talk?
Okay? Yeah, it was on the show and the write-in and they had advice It was the coloring thing. Okay, it's a person that's Coloring thing no no that's a different topic. Okay.
That's a different topic. I want you to mention those couple ideas Okay, yes, you know to do there's a bit of inquiry or trying to find information about horse play since a lot of pet plays normally like Cats dogs, you know what horse plays also thing But I know we're pony play. Yeah, they said horse because they don't know. Okay, so that's what I wrote down in the notes But they were asking about it and some people provided some resources.
So that was good That's good Because we don't have a lot I mean other than pulling a carriage and and you know carrots and sugar cubes and stuff like that and then jerking off My gigantic penis until it ejaculates your horse long my horse long, you know other than that I'm just not super I don't know you guys know anything I you know I know some one person who does that I think we all know her sure and I've been to her parties before and I'm not gonna lie there a little odd I Know when I see the space when I see like pets when I see pets or you know like trainers or you know pretty consistent You know the act like trainers But when I see the different pet spaces like puppy play kitty play, you know You want to play whatever your jam is but ponies I have noticed You know I've seen maybe you know a couple dozen you know people play in that space and then you know some documentaries and stuff like that It's it's because there's still a lot to do with like the trotting and the trotting at the right So in the canters and the instructions and things like that Whereas like puppies will just be like fuck yeah all over the place cats will be like fuck you I want but ponies tend to still have to be there in that space so they're a little glassy But they still have kind of it's a little more organized. Does that make sense? It absolutely does and that's probably why I don't get it I could do puppy play all day. I can deal with puppies.
Yeah, you're just like yeah Let me stick a finger in your ass. You're fine. You're good. Sorry.
Yes for internet from the United Kingdom There's the world's first milk chocolate Easter egg. There's only 200 of them it because it inside of the chocolate egg is a sex toy Yeah, like those kinder gifts, but it's a vibrator in the back. It's you like really walking in the golden ticket. Yeah Yeah, they sold out they sold out they sold out That would be direct funders a Japanese porn company made 200 of them are these free available to everyone masterbates Yeah, because they're born also Sunstone volume one through six the it's a sexy BDSM Comic right so I read it.
Yeah, but it's free now. Yeah, that's the important thing. Okay, Pokemon go let you buy 30 incense for one Point you want to know yeah, but it's 30 and it goes for an hour and I'm gonna buy almost yeah So there's more spawns, but they canceled opera abra community day, which literally just do they postpone or cancel it? Well, when's it gonna come back are they gonna double it up when it's next month?
I don't know but people there are companies that are I gotta say I mean if we're gonna point that out now There are some companies that are kind of trying to give you some perks, you know, hey You're gonna be stuck at home here do these yeah like I'm Comcast and AT&T for next two months I believe they were moving all data caps on their home internet Oh, so download all the things you want out. Oh, so that's kind of cool So some people are kind of doing some stuff and it may be motivated that you're gonna give them money later But it but there are definitely things to do people are trying to find more resources I think community colleges are putting our like our classes like classes that you can do at home without leaving Yeah, and so like if you wanted to learn something new there's a lot of the community colleges and have like have like online courses I've opened those up for free for people so people might yeah Yeah, and also if you want to watch or bond with your partners and you're not near them like I can't see devil for next two weeks On discord you can screen share so you don't have to deal with sinking the video that you're watching together Just one of you shared on discord. Oh, okay So like you guys want to watch a movie yeah, so normally when you would try to do that remotely you would you like try to sink it It's okay start now on discord You can all you can screen share your actual screen and audio so you can do that okay Yeah, cuz me was talking about that and doing that with people because a lot of people are like well We're gonna watch a movie together We're far away from each other and then they would have to both hit it at the same time to kind yeah It's side steps that I know that from video gaming of there's a couple of video games that are not as like Involved and you're like oh you'd have to buy multiple copies or we can just play on local multiplayer online I see my screen and our one internet meme of the week. I'm sorry for ring childhoods now SpongeBob pervertified I want the pirate from SpongeBob to bend me over Patrick's rock He pulls off my panties.
He looked down his balls and go are you ready kids? And I was percentually I I captain any faster than music. Oh daddy. I can't hear you and I snarl I captain so yep Oh my god, I had to see that so sorry to you There is nothing sacred Nothing sacred that is it's that it's that our list you wanted to bring up the self-coloring yeah Yeah, yeah, bring up those two in the mornin yeah So we had some serious topics that have been floating in the queue for a bit and people worrying about sex addiction which I don't have a well schema to talk about to but self-coloring we totally talk well let's start with self-addiction and then the sex addiction and then we'll Go to self-coloring and as far as sex addiction that would be something obviously we would have to do a little research on To find because so many people use that term like every cheating man on earth So I'm a sex addict and I need help don't divorce me and then they go to sex anonymous and they try to bullshit that way But there is the actual compulsion of sexual just like any compulsion just like ambling just like drugs alcohol anything If something gets to that level where it is compulsive and your life becomes unmanageable with it then obviously that is a problem So that I think it's a good topic.
I think it's something that we don't all there's a lot of different opinions on it Because something would address it properly Yeah, but I mean I think it is a guy you brought it up that it would be like maybe let's let's talk about that and maybe get somebody in No, I'm trying to think there's nobody that we know we can talk about sex well I mean I'm like hey doctor dough, you know come on when's when's the last I've been on her show? I did a whole hour her show. She should be able to give me 10 minutes Let's talk about it. Yeah, it doesn't work that way.
I know she's actually got a life on shit to do I mean I know a couple therapists like like we're at least in training. I can definitely do sex I don't see how much they know about that because I don't want someone that you know if we get someone in let's make someone that knows shit So goddamn doctor dough goddamn cuz I know she listens to the show every day. I know she masturbates thinking about me all the time She heard that she's not gonna she did she's doing it right now and she's like my god that boogie when he wrapped me up in Cellophane for that video all those months ago man She's never stopped thinking about it. I mean that that video is what got me to the kinks in LA There you go.
Thank you very much doctor dough sexplanations calm sexplanations channel YouTube Which actually she hooked me up. I don't I don't want to give too much away But I may start doing jingles. There's a there's a big channel with two guys that you know of and it's uh What is it? What's the safe word and somebody?
I don't know if it was garbage can Mel or someone that's okay? It was Mel yeah It was Mel of course is Mel is like the best bird dogger on earth and she's like hey They need jingles and so I emailed them and I'm like hey Well, I do jingles and I said I'm like who doesn't love anal and you know some of the seven they said oh we already know you we know You are because they they had just done Episode with doctor dough Wait, wait, you said we know you we already know that was wrong by my night. They just picked a little okay Um, was that a good we know you? It was it was a good we know you because they had just worked with dr.
Don't I've done all dr Dose jingles and whatever she hasn't asked for another one people with shows that don't know production They don't know there's a shelf life on jingles and you should rotate them But they always are like oh just play these for the next five years No, you really should reach out to me and get more goddamn jingles doctor dough, but um, but this these guys They're like yeah, we here's kind of what we want what we're doing But they wanted more EDM is kind of stuff and I'm like well I'll give her try, you know because usually I do the acoustic stuff and I sent them just a quick intro I just you know did some EDM stuff and then put something which I Moned in it and I moaned maybe had to mown daddy over and over as a gay man And I'm not super gay and you was sitting there and literally just try I had to tell her mew I'm trying to get into a headspace here I have to be gay because blame her and I'm just like oh daddy oh And I'm like shut up. I'm just gonna do it I can't get it. I can't do it. Just have record her doing it and then make it her voice into So now I pulled it off and whatever and I said and and one of them emailed back And they said oh this is great because they had one and they just needed it kind of you know Raved up a little bit and so maybe I'll do some stuff for them And that's what's the safe work and you've seen their show their way.
I heard this. Yeah, I like their show. Yeah, yeah Yeah, there's two guys. I think they live together.
Yeah, they're in a really big deal. Don't they do don't they do? Don't they do they do some point videos to they yeah, they're much more How can I know how to say this? I have a lot more listeners and support than we do there.
I said it Well, that's because we're doing wait till I do some jingles for them and we'll kill that right there Are you gonna get compensated for these jingles? I don't know well. I mean they offered but I'm kind of like, you know, but they offered good, huh? There's a whole thing.
No, no, it's called money. Yeah, it's a thing and you see you know we work together We all the same mission so I'm not gonna I'm not you know people that don't do what we do There's a lot more money than they don't make that much money. Yes, they do They don't make out like 50 times the amount of patreon supporters that we do that is true. Okay, they do but you know What?
Managing their lives they want to I'm saying emails. They want to yeah, I'll take it. Okay. I'll take it You're saying that because you talked yourself out of it already.
No, I haven't talked myself out of it But I will always give discounts or whatever because of the bigger overall mission. I'm not gonna gouge a sex a positive website You know, I'm gonna try seeing that as gouging you have worth and quality in your work Why do you need me to tell you that when you know it's quality work? It's good. I'm not saying it's not good But you know the benefit I put in my yeah, yeah, I fucking I do a fucking jingle I do headlies jingles.
I love headlies jingles. I like who when I did like I had a new one But then I didn't bring it we were also daylights a daylights a daylights a well I'm in storage and usually storage, you know the lights go down You know and I'm like, oh it must be around six o'clock or close to six o'clock or get out here But then we just did the thing and so it's still light and I'm like, oh, I wait till the rain stops So I can get the ugly box in the car without getting wet and then all of a sudden I'm like, oh, he's shit So I had to rush out and I didn't bring up I didn't get the progress. You know what I love is that Enigma has absolutely no shame as he shouldn't when it comes to weighing Little sexy slutty time or parking space for bogey The good news is is that spot happened to be open in front and he stood there while I drove from house and and spot Any group of people I figured wouldn't care. I was this group.
That's right. Like I got some pussy first always See it seemed to show yeah, I was about myself across the street because no one wanted to walk in like a literal two-inch puddle Like I'm glad I wore flip flops. I'm like there's a reason why the spot was open I lost out on a space because it was such a huge fucking puddle. I had to walk around the corner anyway So what's next what do we got do we have a we don't have a pretty mailbox, but do we have a something nice?
We got the coloring if you all the coloring okay, yeah So they were just wondering about people can be very opinionated of should bottoms or sub as collard themselves or opinions on the process Absolutely, they should want to do it go right who the fuck is anybody to tell someone they can't put a collar on themselves I'm like we're speaking to the choir. I'm like, okay. You can only stop your cat here. You're gonna want to put your color up, but what I think we would talk about Yes, it's okay.
Kathy will literally be your champion Kathy has you copy. Yeah, that's right, but it would be good to also mention some of the reasons why people self-collar themselves, you know They you know sometimes it can be as much as uh preparing yourself for a ds relationship by challenging yourself With some of the protocols and rituals and things that you might one day have Under a dominant or master. So it's good self training where you because some people are like well I don't want to fuck up and you know whatever it's just just practice by yourself There's nothing wrong with doing those things and and then there's some people that it's revaluing themselves Their value maybe they had a bad ds experience or ms experience And so they want to feel as though they're taking the power back So the person that had a collar on them before was a piece of shit So they want to re empower themselves for a collar some people just want protection when they're in a club a little bit of protection So they wear their own collar to kind of let people know back off i'm taken or i'm not interested in starting anything So what are some other reasons people like symbol a collar is a symbol and symbol is something that's just representative of something So it doesn't in no way it means that it has to be given to you from by somebody I mean frankly it can just be for aesthetic reasons and even that even in the community and like the way a caller looks on you There I've been to how many Uh vendor events in which people are selling collars and people are buying them for themselves Is it put on exactly is wrong? There isn't symbol of your submissive nature it can be like you say an advertisement Hey, I am a submissive so the people if they're they are approaching you they know what side of the slash you reside on so or You can be a dominant and wear a collar because I've seen it.
I've seen dominance and master and they're like I like the look of this goddamn collar Like I said, it's like one of those that looks like you know a big bulldog collar and it is symbolic of what a badass you are That's what I wear a really Just got to squeeze it out there. I put my giant fucking gargoyle nuts over it and it kind of holds it in in place You can feel it right now, Kathy unprotected sex with very bad some other viruses Does it have spikes on it this call it on your side? That's how that's how bad that's your It tickles my taints. I think it's funny.
Haha Now you're wearing it now, right? That way you keep sanding up I'm sorry mister is sleeping into impressions on your testicles. My testicles take it big boogie I'm not gonna take it You wear that fucking collar if you want to tell it. I think so too is that it?
Yes good job del There was a fucking great segment move like fucking magic and I'm ever as button here When sex is from your grandma does not suffice go to perverted podcast I think you just need to massage grandpa's balls a little bit longer Maybe that's what you could do in your relationship honey And then I put a finger in his ass and now he like that. Oh god When sex ed from your grandma does not suffice. That's a pretty good advice right there for me grandma Well, you know grandma is not sack while I put my finger in it. Yeah, I mean give grandpa but ask grandma You should ask first Don't try to surprise finger in an ass and think oh every guy likes this because no that would literally be not only would I crap on you I'd kick you in the face while running up the wall Just letting you know.
Okay. Okay. Good. Thanks for letting me know Just just next time you try to put your finger in my butthole grandma grandma grandma I mean, what have we got this time?
This time you're you're presenting this segment Well, I went and checked out on the Reds because I'm hip and I use that term all time to bug scamp I the Reds what the hell because I just want to be cool with the kids Kathy I just want to be down Mm-hmm. You come up with your own terms the Reds the Reds So Like you call me my red my red balls My reds the Reds. I got the Reds Today and the gym clothes. So where am I gonna poop?
I don't know. Oh, that's what pushes her for right? But uh, so no, I was reading I was reading on reddit and and and there are great There's a lot of good a lot of good stuff that comes in there Some of it's very fluffy and very people that just don't know anything about kinks So they're pretty easy stuff. We handle a lot and I think this one kind of falls in the middle.
It was uh, uh Uh kind of a ddl g ddl b whatever it doesn't matter the gender doesn't matter Thanks, my goodness, uh ddl g daddy dom little girl or mommy little boy little girl whatever whenever it's a age play kind of dynamic Where there is somebody on top that is the daddy or mommy and then a little boy little girl in the bottom or they or little They or whatever whatever covered all so here's a situation to where they're pretty young They're in their early early 20s and they do a lot of this, you know, the kind of daddy girl play and at the end of the scene Obviously, there's you know, uh in in this bottoms case She gets a little spacey and she's gets a little mushy and she's in that really strong little space And she wants a lot of attention from the daddy and she's like oh, I just I don't want to let go of them And I get you know it messes me up and how do I let him know that I want more and more and more and more and more and more and more And you know, he knows that you know little kisses on my nose and forehead and he does that But I just want more and how do I tell him that I want more? Wow, greedy. So not really well, you know what I'm saying Yeah, the first there's a couple instincts with that and and my first is and some of the people that made comments were like hey, you know What I'll open conversation? Um, you know to tell these these are the things that I need and these are the things that I want or these are the things that I feel All of that is absolutely Normal pervert a podcast advice and very very solid but obviously When I explained it to Kathy and I heard something very similar right as tops that there's also something very careful that you want to understand that no matter What we all just kind of accept that when you finish playing with a kind of a racist bottom It's never going to be enough.
They're always gonna want more there's gonna want more cuddles There's gonna want more spanks and especially if they're in in a headspace now or they're in front subspace bottom space Then obviously they're not feeling the pain as much anymore if you're doing kinks So they're gonna want more and more and more no matter what you give them It's never going to be enough And it is very important for bottoms that are like that to understand that you cannot psychologically abuse Your top by making them feel that what they do is never enough for you There is a way that you can explain that I feel that I could want more But you better goddamn well sandwich that with some gratitude and some compliments towards the top for putting in so much time and effort When they're putting in actual time and effort if they are if they're being a dick and they're whatever that's a whole other thing But in the case like in this where she explains that the top does give her cuddles and does give her attention It does know some of her little things that are good And at that point if it's still not enough then maybe you guys need to explore self care Afterwards, maybe there's a way that you can still get some of your cuddles and bring your own blankets or you know Have your your daddy set you up with a movie and some things so after the initial cuddle and after care that you can self after care And kind of keep yourself so you don't drop or whatever Right Um, there's also the fact that all right like for example creative explorers I said before he's not into kissing right just does absolutely nothing for me. But he does understand it. He just stands or white Let's be do it to him. It looks like a ball game.
He's like what is this? This is not a blowjob. This would be more efficient for you to just kiss my dick. I don't understand.
You know, you know, I scream sandwich Oh my god, you and the ice cream sandwich So i've explained to him over time by the way, um, less I just never forgot this part. Let's um The day oh my god. What the fuck am I saying today is our six-year anniversary? Oh my god.
Can you fucking believe that? I can't still a lot of blowjobs Can't it's a lot of fucking blowjob. I got paid for every fucking blowjob Two new cars The record damage Even if it's just 50 cents a blowjob That's a lot of blowjobs a lot of blowjobs. Um, I've explained it to him You know for him and I information is key and we we like to understand what's going on So i've explained it to him.
I've told him why I like it. Um, what it means to me how erotic it is for me I mean, I've heard people say it's but really for me my lips are an erogenous zone Right to my pussy the minute I start kissing somebody I am excited and so it doesn't matter as he took it all in He listened he understood what I was saying he tried to find a way toward something that we could do to get it never worked Alright, so it didn't matter how much I explained it. It didn't work. Sometimes you have to accept that the other partner is simply not going to be into that It's not going to mean the same thing to to them as it does to you no matter how much you explain to them So at that time I had to let it go.
I had to accept that this was a part of what I needed that I wasn't going to get from him and in that regard Um, then the choice is mine. How important is it? Do I need to let go of this relationship or can I move forward and find some other way that we can connect That's sometimes that's the mature and incredibly difficult thing to do because if it is something that is very very important to you You really then have a tough choice ahead of you But like you said since we don't know that much about this You we don't really know if all she's doing is being greedy You that that's the kind of self-interest passion you have to do and you have to ask yourself Why literally do I need this because you're getting it but there's something that's not happening and you're continuing to look for more There has to be a reason and if you're not going to look within to find out what that answer is then it's not very fair for you to go to your partner Just say well, I'm not going to explain to you why but I just need it. That's all there is to it just get to me Because then you become a predatory bottom exactly.
Yeah, and nobody wants to be bothered. I do what you did there Good book What if okay just just going just going out on the limb here Okay, what if you know Creative explorer made because you can have those stuffies that you make with their face on it Like a pillow. Yeah, and and he gave you a makeout pillow with his face. It's never gonna be lips man It's never never gonna never can't you just like do it?
Well, here's the thing maybe to go and go and go and psychological on here Maybe you get that and you go great. Well, if this is what works I'm gonna make out with this in front of you and it will look so pathetic That he'll be like oh my god. Just come here. Let me fucking kiss you.
I'm not beyond that being pathetic So that might work Wow, is that she really needs my I realize I won't be the one interacting with this pillow, but my Somebody may one for my mom and my dad was working away from home for a while And I was immediately bothered by that pillow every time I saw it because I was old enough understand She was sexing up that pillow 100 percent She's just pointing on especially that just that yellow skid mark from just again I didn't look closely at that pillow ever because just the fact that my dad's face was on it And it was like a like one of those rectangular body pillows But still just like this pillow bothers me in ways that I cannot express Is there a zipper? There and some sort of attachment that you can put a daddy Dildo on it because think about that you can make the pillow and then you can actually mount thing and you can You know what remember how you do that? Please don't do it I'm begging you not to do it just because I'm bringing up that you do it and I hate it You do that voice that that um Was that creature voice that you don't fucking do it. I can see you get that stop it.
I'm taking the mic away You're creating support. He started talking to me doing saying sexual stuff with a Donald Trump voice And I swear to your face You have to I mean barely the words came out of his mouth and I said Don't tell me do it. We are through. That's it Just get just get clips of every politician from Nancy Pelosi all the way up to everyone Just play them and how do we get from trump sex voice to from where we were We're just trying to get you some lip action.
That's really what that's how we're just gonna get you some hot lip action And everyone's just gonna have to make out with Kathy. Mm-hmm Please send your make out videos like literally bring out a picture of Kathy and then make out with it like the love pillow And it's like hot lips from mash. That's it Remember or what you could do is just get a picture of you I've done this before you get a picture of your face like a you know when you get eight by ten when you do acting as your Lithogram and then you cut out the mouth and then you put your mouth through it and but I actually took a picture where I shoved my dick through one so my dick was coming out of my own mouth and it looked pretty horrific I don't know if I posted that yeah, please don't ever post that. No, just there's my mouth Instagram oh hey earlier in the show our instagram is at perverted podcast and our twitter is at perverted PCast Dell yes, how do they get to the discord the link is on perverted podcast calm it is Ha it's the only thing that's on there you try to trip me up there.
I'm like nope I got it And since I wasn't on last week during in discord we decided that I am instead of being the webmaster on the web daddy Oh forget so yeah, since I do all the web stuff. I am I am I am almost ready to psychologically venture into letting somebody else just build a website as long as Because I can't get look at it was getting excited Instant like contact with me. It's like To approve of themselves. Well, I'm not saying the trust thing whatever and if they fuck it up they fuck it up whatever they quit It's not even about fucking up.
It's just oh we got to this point and now we're gonna quit or we have something to do Or there's too many slots. So I'm gonna obviously do that The main thing that I cannot deal with is all of the websites and wicks and go daddies and things like that Not to mention the people that I paid tens of thousands of dollars in the path I have none of I can't get on the search engines You should be able to type in BDSM podcast and somewhere in the first two pages we should come up and we don't first all of these well Look just no no no we should be first. You're correct. All right So if I don't have somebody that doesn't understand real search engine optimization It's just gonna be the same fucking loop that I've spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars since we started the show where wicks says Oh, you can choose your own words and whatever doesn't work at all of their search engine optimization Oh, you got to pay for this go daddy same fucking thing.
I'm tired of it That's why I just put up that shit website that we have now and I pay my six bucks a month of perverted podcast money And that's it I need somebody that can get us on the goddamn search engines without a fucking bullshit story Without a bunch of loops and shit that just doesn't work. I just need it to work And that's why I completely shut down So if you guys know how to organize that and make it so we can actually appear in search engines Then I am more than happy to turn it over to whoever can really do that as long as I have the ability To have you not come in and do like a nigma teased about oh, I'll change all your passwords and fuck up your website because that's something that shitty webmasters Do he was just teasing me I know but it triggered a major I would never do that. Yes, he would I had to buy fucking cookies. I would never do that Okay, you're a liar You're a liar straight your bed.
So that is why now I have now shared I have crashed me under the show to tell you why I'm so so bitter towards the whole website But if someone can do it, I'm ready once again to be like, okay, go ahead and try Let's just you're a trooper button jump in this fucking tornado shit storm again Hopefully this time it'll work out any last words before we hit the button and let's are good That is the I like orgasms and giving them Kathy needs a creative explorer pillow No to make out with what if I gave you one of my pillows, please do not what if I just laid on the bed really still and went Faking me out My dick my little rainbow peep bunny, right? That's about the limit of how many stuff he's I can have that tiny little thing That's it can we just put a little teeny picture of creative explorer on your little peep bunny and then have you make out with it? Come on. It'll be the most pathetic thing.
No, no, no your armpit video with Hollywood daddy I was which by the way, so I just emailed and reminded us that that is now up to 107,000 Oh my god, why did I ever do that if anybody I know ever saw? Almost as good almost as good as the Kathy pegging video. Okay, that's it and the show Please no, I damn it get on our YouTube find that shit I just all the energy drained out of me now. Thank you very much.
Thanks an egg must for your place Welcome bitch I'm now angry. I'll make you record it from outside Outside I'll be in I'll talk shit to the guy without you the long court so you could be outside Tapping on the window Kathy says I do not sound like that. Yes, you kind of do All right, so let's go get out. Yes, I got nothing that is it.
Well, you know what that was show 250. That's something a couple of months away from our another year Another 50 or I don't know if there's six years something. Yeah, no, it's probably this we're coming into year six We've finished five years. Okay, so we have five year anniversary.
Huh? Well, anyway, pervert podcast at gmail.com and then uh, please reach out to us I'm so grateful for everybody who sent me a link, you know, put tag my name on on post You guys are the best I was able to get just a bunch of them And I wasn't I didn't have to sweat it at the end of every week But then the emails right now we understand that you're scared and suffering and that maybe some things in your life are a little panicky right now But really this is about us the pervert podcast remember us remember us get back into that life start looking at those things No, sugar Yeah And I am so grateful to the people that listen to this show that has really just literally carried me there is stuff right now that's City we'll all get through it It'll be fine But it's really shitty right now and you guys are dragging me through and the financial supporters of people and I understand that you know Now people you know find you know some people aren't able to work now because there you're closing your restaurants and your things You do totally understand if you have to back out of your financial support for us Totally understand but for those of you that keep going and can keep doing it Thank you so much for for doing that and everyone just take care of yourself and don't panic. We're gonna get through this It's a shitty time But we're gonna get through it and then we're gonna get back to sluts and fucking putting things in people's asses They're we'll be king. There will be king and just remember just keep your goddamn head up and just keep doing it And we will see you guys She hasn't on his face so putting her in charge of all the bills might happen in a mistake It's just a matter of My car likes to break then it needs a part the other shop guy seems to take great pride in ripping out my heart So if I want to get to work to make my minimum wage I'll have to eat only brown rice virtually now the doctor cuz it hurts me then I key She said I just stepped in these stones But at least I don't have an STD running shirt.
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