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252: Married at First Sight (MAFS) 2026 with the Captain Michael Sideris

from All Torque Car Podcast · host All Torque Podcast Pty Ltd

The Captain Michael Sideris joins the team for his expert analysis all things MAFS 2026. Halil is back and talks about his cars. Tom The Roving Reporter has caused a plumbing problem.Follow us on Instagram and do not email us this week at [email protected]

The Captain Michael Sideris joins the team for his expert analysis all things MAFS 2026. Halil is back and talks about his cars. Tom The Roving Reporter has caused a plumbing problem.Follow us on Instagram and do not email us this week at [email protected]

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I get offered to go to a beautiful toilet, hand rails, dream come true, no book to hang any clothes. So we relax in there, put tiktok on and then as we finish the call the toilets plot, what? So now respectfully I have to unclog it. You bring it apart.

Al, use the brush and try to apply it. You need a plunger. You need a thing. Is it slow or is it coming right out?

No, it's not slow. No, it's not bad. It's like a business out of you. It's just like, yeah, if you've got stuff stuck between your teeth, it comes out.

All those little journeys go there and try and attack it and make it smaller. I brush my teeth more than everyone. How many do you like that? One month.

Do you kill them? No, I go over the vents so electrically. They're going to do that. I do that as well.

It's about one, two, three. How many textures are human body? Tell me what? Two, three, two, three.

It's a human body. That's a big boy. It's a human body. Yeah.

How? You block the toilet. Is that a human body? It's a big effort.

And the blob does it work. The machine was always like, it works everything. There's a short machine. What machine?

The hand drive. So you go, that drops the circuit drops. It's an element. So it's a safety thing.

But you can turn everything on. You can also have a leader in the second. One second. No.

What about the flash? The flash. The flash. You said you designed all this or was it like this?

No. You said it was like this. No. You said it was like that.

Yeah. What? What is that? Oh, yeah.

You can see that guy's apartment. So you're playing his hit. That's pretty good actually. If I'm ever a pendant and I have to show you the cards, I work out.

Yeah. You can't even get a spot. Okay. What's that?

No, no. Listen. You're playing that. I should not.

Oh, that's good. That's all set away. If the water runs straight, it might be a hard time. Khalil will kill it.

Now the water is a flowing. Now it's sitting there. Did you flush it? Yeah.

Did you flush it again? We flushed it again. We flashing a fly out trying to get by. Yeah.

No. It was the light that came before we hung up when he was f quickly coming from side in and sham up. Oooh. Pamily from side, down.

That's totally over here. You should be. A little oh. No.

No. All the electrical level. Now you just need to pick up a quick. Can you imagine how much blood you put in your mouth is bleeding man?

Yeah you do it once, you push it down. I'll put it down. I'll put it down. Now I'll put all the power to my mouth.

You go for a operation side, don't just fix your ass doing the same time. You're going to get in the back. What the fuck? I'm getting back.

I'm getting back. Yeah, I'm getting back. No, it's me. I'm just having a meeting.

Okay, we'll talk about the conversation. Yeah, I'm just going to be involved. I'm going to talk to everyone. What are we having those top videos?

In my breakfast sale. Yeah. I don't know if these things are going to break down. It's with Batman has his...

The captain's on because we've got to speak special at the same time. I can't even crack half the tracks. It's OK. It's OK.

It's on boys. I should be the one. How dare you. How dare you?

We just put the buttons on. I can't even. What do you want to do? It's OK.

They've got to go to the house. Sorry. It's OK. Do it back.

It's on the radio. It's on. It's a car podcast. The first thing I want to know is, they put us in a car.

They put us in a car. They're coming from the juries to the alleys. from the jerry's to the alleys. I think I want to the writers quite good.

I've read it in the cards. Yeah, so how was the permission done? It's not. Where was it?

How did you break the engine? How did you break it? It was. You know where you just have to...

There's a flight in the limit. Yeah, I should have lifted him. I didn't leave the stating to it. When I was stretching the river, I thought you were laughing.

I thought you were laughing. Someone really gave me a statement. I thought you were laughing at the block. I was laughing at you.

That's the acting out. What do you think of the next round? So, British Age 1? British Age 1 back in four weeks.

It's engine down in the machine shop. Where did you do that? It's in the box. I told you.

I told you. I told you. I was like, oh, I've got a hospital. You had to pay for all of this.

I had a holiday. I went also to switch to the fleet. I thought you brought this back. Where were that?

I just died. What's power? So you're walking in now? I got the leg cruise.

I got the leg cruise. And I can tell you it out. So you were just listening to my uncle? Me and the guy at BPP are really, really sick.

The guy even says you guys were on a catch. Sorry for making me quite cold. He's got a new one, he has called the whole. I think he's got my six steps, so they can do my business.

So yeah, I'm good. He says we said everything else. So here we are. Maths.

Captain. Hey, darn Captain. I'm good to be back. And it's good to be hosy.

From, yeah, it's straight from the chiropractic table. The time of the whole thing, it's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. So, they're going to bolt, where are you going to try to get it?

Well, I'll get it. That's the other room. You're going to break the door? Sorry.

It wasn't bad. It was not mine. I was like, no, no. I was like, fine, I was hearing about the cruise.

No. You got the cruise? I'm not bad. It was the cold lights going on.

No, I think she knows. I was going to go. I was like, no. I'm sure you put it upside down fine, and it was the door.

Right. You need my services. Yeah. I was like, I'm going to put it upside down, and I'm going to put it upside down fine, and I was thinking about my office door.

And see if anyone will come past you. It's not. Don't take it. You're going to give me something to this.

Yeah. Well, if you want to go on a cruise, I'll take a whenever I'll stick over here. I'll extend it down to this guy. It's all right.

It's my future age. So, yes. So, that's even better. So, what are you doing?

Yes, I'm going to do 53. Everything is good. I did stuff up something yesterday. Like, idiot.

I drove into a curtain. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was doing that.

I drove into a curtain. Yeah. I drove into a curtain. Yeah.

I was trying to do it at 3.2. I thought it was a drive-by. Anyway, so, long story ago. I did it last week on the phone.

Yeah. And I hit it, and I thought, what the hell was that? And I jumped in and looked at it, and I was like, who the fuck was that there? It wasn't there before he's not running.

No, no. It was a great little story. What is a fourth wheel? What's that?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But apart from everything, he's running. There's a gentleman who's running. He's a guy. First day he does, he just hits the guy.

That's the guy. That's the guy. That's it. Yeah.

Woo. Ah! The dating, someone else is dating, someone else is on that show. There's always somebody in that show, that's ending, someone else will be answering.

Have a look. I've already heard about that one. It was never started. Yeah.

It didn't get a chance to run it. Oh, yeah. She's not even cooking GR. I've never heard of this one.

Pulled away. Oh, yeah. She's a pretty baby's fault. I mean, she come back to start a truck.

She's a very... She dropped grenades. Left-round shot. She's a bit...

And more grenades were in America attacked your ass. So she forgot. She was on the hinder. She was...

It was... Oh, I think she was Front. I think she figured out somewhere. What she's- What's to who else got brought the safety?

Yeah. She was very, I was sure the frequently thought of. Oh, well, wait a minute. Yeah.

She put the gym there. We've got the thing about respect. She got the flooring on her angel last? No she brings him out as a question.

She's like, what's the word? When she would get the question. Where do you go? It's not going to be something else.

I'm dreading that. I've got the sound. Who I like. It's about you.

I'm just going to pick you guys. She'll want to try us. I'm going to bring that the bus to the middle of a search. We'll take care of it.

She's just going to get that. I guess I told that it's one thing is you bring in and doing drones like you okay? Which was actually what I was trying to do. That's it.

More importantly, the other one, sorry to keep J.M. Oh, I was going to start firing again. All right, again. If she was fighting to construct, he'd run off.

Which was actually the best thing. She's back in the month. Did anyone pick up on the scene, which was? She was like, I took her sorry.

Did you pick up on the scene, which was the name? Yeah, yeah. She was impersonating the scene. She was like, the clapping in the hand.

Did you say it was the first name? Did you say the only one? Which one? This is my least German.

Which one? Which one? I'm from? I'm from Argentina.

Oh, it's the Tapp of the Aim. Hey, I want some... Let's see. You know what I think?

It's quite natural. So, they're coming up. The cats on the legs there. I was in Westfield in 2008.

No, it's just on to Westfield. Which Westfield? I'm in Westfield. It's a Westfield?

Blue, Blue. It's just on. I went there just on the top. I had to go.

I dropped the Keith wants to beat himXt. I'm starting up, I'm checking in. I'm trying to find what he goes. There's two girls.

They're very nice, but they would be the same when you were at tops. Not much more than my E6 here. And they had shorts on, they were short shorts. And they had drawn tats on to the front and the other one.

No, they were not. You can talk about that. They got in there, they got in there, they got in there, calf. And what they say?

Talk to kids again. Talk to kids again. But they watch this. They watch it.

They're like, my kids have no access to sexual media. I don't know. But now I've got, there's talk of it in your girls. They think it's called cats on the air.

But guys, cats legs. I met them in the young, massing thing. I met them in Vegas for someone to get an ear in. So I made a deal with it.

For life, no tats. Then get your ear in. Be agreeing to it. We'll see if anyone can get your ear in.

That's happening. That's happening. I'm killing it. It's very 16.

But the husband of the gen, he's a pixel width too. He's the first ever set to have a never-gene. He's wrapped. I think the other guy was all wack inside.

He got done before. He got done before Arthur was like, you know, he's a rose. He's a cop. Well, he's a cop.

I thought you were going to avoid him, even giving something in Apostle. Because we are not as ever done that, I think. He's never going to the broken brooms. What are you trying to say now?

Will you bring card down the broken brooms here? Is anyone together, still? No, Alex. The best one.

Alicia Dannauhwont? She's the best one. Isn't there's all you Manhattan? I'm not sure what's niggas?

Why p there? Of course she abused and she discouraged. She was staring out? I thought your peers don't know just staring and she got up.

She has to be finished talking Honestly, she got up walked around and grabbed him by the shark said often at that stage she was like Sure, Nick, I can't take you from any prisoners but she said if you want to talk you can talk to me just walk back around for a night, you're an assassin. She has a change. She's a beast. She's a beast.

Apparently she makes cheek moves. Oh you're the Gospels? Half of the angels. How's that part?

She was asking you. She told me up 6% across the country. That's the wrong way of jumping up. Yeah, the person.

Yeah, the person. What's the funniest looks like? I think that's what that jumped. Oh, yeah, that's concerning.

What's that? What's that? A confidence in charisma. Can you be confident with that charisma?

Or have charisma when they can't see it? You can't see it's confidence. No, you've got to call it. You've got to take charisma.

You've got to take confidence. You've got to take confidence like, you know, I didn't have to call it. No. It's on the fence.

You want to be able to give him something to just have a confidence? Actually, I'll wait for him. Well, we'll be confident for a week, but that's okay. So what's the end of my house?

What's that? No confidence. No confidence. The guy who says, is that guy's weak?

So he's the one that's married? Oh, absolutely. He's the farmer. Yeah.

Sorry. He's a good boy. I'm a big one too. Just a guy like me.

He's a good one. He's a good one now. Yeah, she's a bad guy. What's that mean?

She's a good one. She's a good one. She's a good one. She's a good one.

She's a good one. I can see him in security. Security. I just want to...

I can't switch off a baby. I don't know if she's a... She's a people. She's married to the ally.

That's a murder. You're a computer. You're a computer. You said her eyes were supposed to go to the door.

What's wrong with the... Create a key? No, it's not that. But I like to say, you've got my email.

You're not a computer. You're a fucking champion. It's black. Yes, that's something.

But then she's very proposed. She's gonna get you a... She's gonna get you a... I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't tell you. Okay.

He didn't give a quight. That's a better level. You got you. Let me try.

I'll go in there. I'll talk to you. I'll tell you about these girlfriends. Then you got you.

The only one you've got is the only one. No, they don't. I'll take that. See that bridge?

Then you'll see the only one you've got in my mind. How scary. How scary? You like them in Talia?

You've got something in there that means they're using something. They're calling all the certain sections of you. But you know what, I was watching it. You know what?

I'm pretty backwards. And I was getting a machine. You forgot. Right away.

Seriously. It wasn't. I came in and said, well, yeah. I'm just fine, I'm just gonna get fine.

What do you think I was about Trump, really? No, I'm sick. I'm sick. Yeah, I'm a professional, yeah.

Real bad, I'm sick. Yeah. Don't wake that up. So, who can you get virtually going?

No, no, no. Who can you get virtually going? Which of those comes again? I think the token can come.

Really? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

You can look at what essentially when I was in the toilet. Oh. You know who's together? You laugh who's together.

No, I can't. Have a look. Can I? Can I?

I'm an un-spunny rally. Yeah. In the spirit of my rights. They're both horses.

They're both horses. And there's no jockey. What happens? They're called in a reek.

You take turns. Ah, it's like a rich ring. That's a word. It's a word.

You take turns. Hang on, hang on. No, no, no. No, no, no.

It's okay. There are other ways to take it. They're all the way second on the road. Do you remember the hangover?

Yes. When he picked up the toilet. The toilet. It's a bit.

It's a bit of a bad stuff. It's a bit of a hell. We don't do you full of hell. I come in.

You come in the floor. I think they're kind of asking that. They figure it out pretty quick. Who has what role?

They think it would have before they meet each other. Then I suppose sometimes it's like you're going to switch it up a bit. I'm sure they're not. Keep his bison.

They're not. They're not other ways to take it other than me. I'm sure they are. I'm sure they are.

They're going to fix him. I'm sure they're going to fix him. I'm sure they're going to be common cleansing. You might have been in the back.

Give me the white water. I'm going to see what's going on. I'm sure they're going to fix him. I'm sure they're going to fix him.

Oh hey. Oh no. World He took me on his aeroplane. Can you take photos and change the profile of each episode of me or speak it?

Yeah Can you take photos? Yeah. It's just like freezing. There's 72 people within the ball against it.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you were at the game.

Why, why, why, too long ago? It's a tunnel. So. Okay, that's the one of this thing.

No, no, no, no, no. It's a way of scoot of all that. So, as usual, none of them are made of this. No, no, no, no.

I think the little white ink tube will make it. You're going to be through? Yeah. I'll get scared if he wouldn't take a shot at the wheel.

Oh, no, wait, that's the clean. Super clean. But you know what? You know he's soft.

He's soft. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not asking you to ask a patient.

No, she's spending them several days. Ain't I Hand-a-eed out of all? She's not bad? She's a nice girl.

She's true, everyone. Wouldn't you? Isn't it? Sure.

Eh, she's got Mom. No. She's got a Rub. Yeah, she's a docket girl.

No, she's a docket girl. …S Like the way she came here for you, so she put away. She contemporary here. She's wonderful.

She's wonderful. She's a compliant woman. She says something she says that's the sharp. and she says, shad up, and she says you're the only woman I think this isn't the form we want to make soon.

That's the case, because it's getting it's game-way. You know when some of us take pictures that says that we're reaching the bottom of the back? You know when the women's... You always want to watch the dinner party?

Yeah. And when they... When they... When they say Sunday?

How bad do you feel when she says, when you say, they go, I feel bad last week. With that model, that cheek, he said, she said, They call us a circle line. Yeah, yeah. I was...

I was talking about the one I was talking about. You do with the boys. Yeah, you get them on the bed and you get them on the bed. Right?

Yeah! So... You're sitting in a bed of glasses, how many? You work on the ruellers.

Roosters. Yeah. So don't... Flush.

Well, don't be that soft on a shirt. Really? Yeah, just... You know, you have a right shot in there.

You don't have a right shot in there. You say something about the women, that's one of those women. Yeah, they just... Because originally he said that, you know, without the fact she said these and that.

Wait, what's she doing? And she knows everybody else. She's torturing it. And she's the one throwing her eyes.

And she's the one throwing her eyes. Yeah, yeah. It's more like a pikem shape. You know what?

Especially the more... I think, right, that I see you hear the boys talking, right, is that the more... The tougher they are, the bigger they are, the more they get drilled into them, that they have to be extra, like, back off when it comes to soft when it comes to winning. Just in case.

There's no consent. I'm very emotional. You. There's a few...

They're not the one. Who's that? Who's that? He plays a little bit.

Oh, they usually pretty good. Exactly. Not a couple of hours ago. Like last night?

Yeah. Oh, we once, it was like a show where they had a tree. The round was there. All the rifles were there.

And everybody was so excited just winning them. You know, I didn't even know who was so bad. No, no. Did you fix the Wi-Fi?

Yes. He fixed it. He. You know what I want to say?

Well, that's... I want to say you don't. Get in the ring. Oh, you're going to get in his ring.

Oh, you're going to get in his ring. I'm not telling. I'm not telling. I'm not telling.

most Iranians here, one kid, because they're here. Yeah, yeah, and you know what? And a lot of the Iranians here, Jews in the present. They're both, oh, sorry, they're both.

It sounds like the super-ins are great, but they're really super important. That's scary. You're really good. People ask you, you're great, are you super enough, right?

Great. But when Marcus back, that was kind of on the side. You know what, some of the super-ins. Super-ins are so quiet.

All right, now, we're talking different about it. Yeah. I'm gonna have guns for you, shall I? See what those people are gonna get?

They can't political. And then we're gonna go on these? Successful, success. I understand.

Just what we were saying before, whether it was the last season or... I think we'll hit the last season. I think when there's an all-in-cap fight at the raw. No, one happen.

No, one happen. No, one happen. They're gonna have one. I get to see it's in the Dar Watts.

I mean, it's about two million or something, two and a half million people. It's like we can push. I think the producers actually like it. In the one and a half.

First of all, if I got to the point of physical violence, I think they're showing it in port. Yeah, or something. You want to make a wake-up after that. Not a significant...

Plan time. But this year, I reckon they've really grown out to make sure the women are all controversial. And the likes are soft-ish. And they're never knocked out.

I'm here. Yes. F1. If you're taking the safe one.

Yeah. Right. That's reviewers. Don't say that.

We don't want to hear comments. If you want to hear comments, I'll give you a comment. If there's any comments listening, I'm commissioning. I'm on the ground street.

Don't need to do this. Sorry. I'll take a look at this. I'll take a look at this.

I apologize for my patience in advance. Yeah. I'll take a look at this. Well, thank you for having us.

That's great. Yeah. Do you really mean that? Well, you know, what can I say?

He's on the line. He has his own. That's why he made the call. He's dead.

Yeah. So what are they saying? Well, he's going to take you to the side. No, he did.

The point is that no man. He's not going to say anything. He had to fix that. It's going to get away from the water guy down there.

Yeah. Every time he's in the day he's going to wake up. He's going to wake up. No.

He's going to know. Take a look at that. See if he'd get it out. He's going to give me a kick.

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