Hello, welcome to Noah Claus, just the clap. I'm Doug with me instead. Hello you. The podcast that asks.
That asks. That asks. I think it's the ask. Hashtag ask.
That asks the hard questions. Deb, is cheese dust? Cheese? No.
But it's still cheese dust. It's the dust from cheese. Yeah. Yeah, this is.
Okay, here's not. This is going to hold. Is cereal cereal soup is all about a sandwich? It's noop suboptar ravioli.
Um, you've never thought about that, have you? Nope. Oh crap. I love that.
Okay. Cheese dust from actual cheese. You've got to practice for everything all about. Cheese dust and actually, like cheese dust actual cheese or is it like cheese dust from Cheetos or burritos?
No, not like actual cheese dust. Not like crumbs. Because cheese crumbs is cheese. Um, cheese dust.
Like crumbs. Oh no, that's just chemicals. That's just chemicals. Well, but that says, like, that the cheese itself is not cheese.
It's not. What on the package it says? It's not. It's not.
It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.
It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.
It's not. No, it's not cheese. It's some kind of chemical process and probably. You should have apparently answered our questions.
Apparently gluten. Try not to. Yeah. No, if I honestly, speaking of cheese, I literally had a moment where I like slammed myself in the middle of a conversation because I was like, what the fuck dude?
Like, I would never like of all the allergies above the allergic to cheese and then I knew that's lactose intolerance, Doug. Like, well, there's a difference between lactose intolerance and being allergic to dairy. But you know what I mean? Yeah.
Like it's like when I had a friend who goes, oh my God, I'm choking on water and I went, that's called drowning. It's like the whole thing like, I hit him with a knife. That's called stabbing. There's a word for that and it's not positive.
It's not a movie. You can see him. That was not appropriate for me to say. Let's get ready to do it.
I have to go there. I know. I have had weirdly, yeah. It's mostly jokes on hat off ever, not kosher.
So I have to apologize for last week's non-episode. Oh, yeah, we weren't here last week. I did post online. I did post online.
You know, I said, busy work schedule for me because I didn't have enough for a nervous moment episode and you were. It is what it was like. Well, I got, as we have talked about many times before, I have a very delicate constitution. I got a touch of food poisoning and I'm pretty sure I vomited my entire body weight.
Not going to ask you how much that is, but like past the point where it's just vile. Oh, no. I had allergic reaction to a medication and like what I was keeping up was just, I will remember that taste for the rest of my life. I got to the point where I was drinking Gatorade so there was something for me to throw up instead of dry keeping and I'm sure we've all been there.
I was keeping so much from this. I was keeping so much from this allergic reaction. I told you this? No, never.
One of my parents, I won't say who, but he had a penis. He had to give me as a positive toy because I couldn't keep anything down. Luckily I was in such a delirium that I don't remember that at all. Thanks for the Lord, Jesus Christ.
But I'm assuming it would feel at that time probably being fucked by the smallest softest dick ever. No, thank you. But like I said, I'm sorry, I was very ill. It's matching up, it was like smushing up.
By the time that we came around the six o'clock last Monday morning. Please do this, thank you. Sir fly. Yeah.
Okay. I had gotten past the vomit stage. However, I was so tired and my throat was so ravaged by all of these stumplings. That sounded like me.
Pretty much, yeah. And so I texted you and my... You were like Lily when she smoked cigarettes and sounded like Harvey Fiers' name. Exactly.
Like I said, it was just one of those things where it's like I sat there because I'd been up all night and at five I'm like, well I'll see how I feel in an hour and then I'll let the boys know if I can record. There are times where you know when I get sick my voice drops and octave and get scratchy and there's one of these days I'm gonna do it. The timing's gonna be right folks. But one day I've got like a head cold and I go okay we're not gonna record which you know me that like the...
I'm gonna record with both of us having colds. But my voice is gonna be so fucked that I'm just gonna record myself quoting Christian Bill from Batman movies where it's just gonna be like where is she? Awesome. Yeah it's just gonna be like swear it up.
But yes I apologize for us not recording last week. I was ill. That's right like I said I didn't have enough. Which unfortunately I did to myself a piece of sausage that was a little older than I realized.
Was it very legal? Not quite that old. I was a dick sucking joke folks. Not quite that old but still.
Like I said so. So it wasn't legal? No. That dick couldn't buy it on scotch for something.
Something like I said I apologize. You don't wanna be sorry for that. You don't know what you need to be sorry for? Not saying deathful.
Oh we're getting right into that okay. Well we don't have to I'm just saying. No we don't. Sorry I haven't seen deathful yet.
As the podcast knows I have not been gainfully employed for a while and I blew my load on seeing Infinity War as opposed to seeing deathful too. Which I agree with wholeheartedly in fact. I saw deathful too. Of course I did.
My username on most things is now Doug Cool. That's by your Doug? No. No.
No. Doug Cool does not. It's weird. So there's some pretty uncool ducks out there.
I saw that pull too and I will say non-spoiler, reveal like I did with Avengers Infinity War. Can't spoil it on mind. I'll still enjoy it. I know but they might.
Okay. It hasn't been two weeks yet. Yeah. No I think they tried to go for emotional weight to this one.
Which is that movie at this point franchise. It's called the franchise. Is not is it known for its emotional death and shouldn't be known for its emotional death. No no.
No. This had an extended scene. This had some really shimulcy, like lovers divided stuff that I'm not going to get into right now. But then I felt like it wasn't even a week and not like look at cliche and cheesy this is.
It was just cliche and cheesy. And I think I tried to offset that with cheater. With Peter? No Peter was right.
With too many pop culture and meta references. The movie was funny. I'm not going to say it's not. But I think the times when it was trying to be earnest failed miserably because that's not the movie is.
And I want to say it before you. I may answer your question. I may not. The first Deadpool was a satire of superhero films.
And it was a good movie. All I have to say is she's going to do the superhero landing. That satire. Right down the street.
Right down the street. This one was a superhero movie. It wasn't a satire of such. There were moments of satire.
But in and of itself as a whole was I think a little of an emotionally bloated superhero movie. It was paint by numbers in terms of that. But funny. And there's a part where I was the only person in the theater clapping.
And when you see it or next week I will tell you why I was clapping. It was a fucking awesome. How do you feel about the representation of Cable? It was great.
I mean I loved Cable. I loved Domino. I loved Badlam, Zeitgeist. Everyone in it.
Thanks to my teenage warhead. Yeah, apparently he has a girlfriend. Which is Serge. She's in the trailer so I'm not weird about saying that.
It's a girl with electric powers. Yeah, exactly. But she in the way you were fucking hilarious. Like Serge and...
Oh my god. You're old. Which is ironic because I've told someone that her codename is a name to these music references. It's a song by Monster Magnet.
So there you go. I liked it. Do I want to see it again? I'm going to go see it again in the group.
Or like if you were like, hey, we're going to go see it. Or hey, I have the time. What are you doing right now? Nothing.
We're going to go see it together? Great. But I don't think I'm going to actively seek it out again the way I did with Infinity War and other movies. Turn off.
Okay. Were you just on it? No. Were you welled?
I was welled. It's the Iron Man slash Iron Man 2 and Iron Man 3 issue. It's a tunnel shift. And I don't necessarily agree with it.
I changed the writers and writers. The action too were amazing. Like it's obviously the co-director of John McToot. The writing I thought was a little heavy handed.
Once again, all the pop culture references. I like all the references to Avengers and the X-Men. The jokes are well crafted. They were funny but they weren't clever.
Does that make sense? Okay. Got it. So what else should I be ashamed of?
Not on a PlayStation 4 so you can play out of work. I'm sorry. The only video game I'm currently playing other than Ingress is Dream Daddy. What is Dream Daddy?
Google it. We'll get back to it. Oh, sweet Jesus. Is it a de-exploilt?
It's a sugary figure? Do you know what? Can we make that again? I'm not sure it's already a game but yes, we can absolutely make that again.
It was my whole vagina. My whole genital... Show me your genitals. No, my whole genital organ trail thing is...
I told you that idea. No, I remember that idea. It was very romantic. It was about the organ trail but with your genitals.
My original note on God of War which I finished. So spoilers, the game has been out a month at this point. And everybody is still fucking reaping. Oh yes.
My original note was Belkry's can suck it. Except Valkyrie. Except Valkyrie. Except Valkyrie.
Except Valkyrie. I'm pretty sure Kratos might fucking... I know, right? So at one point, Belkry's are this...
Like I said, this is the game reminds me a lot of Horizon Zero of Ton in which there's an amazing story which we will touch on. But there are all these side missions which is a new one for God of War. The franchise. And the Belkry's are these eight Belkry's where it's trapped in corrupted bodies or shells.
And you have to kill them to get the queen to have the queen come. Whereas the powers of all the other Belkry's were in the ass on their own. And then you actually don't have to queen. Yeah, which one, you can't read her moves at all.
It's like, oh she's doing that one's powers. Oh no, she's doing that one's powers. I beat them bitches down. It was fucking...
I got an erection when I beat that queen. The table just breaks out an inch. Maybe, maybe not more than an inch. I mean, I'm sitting at the booth.
So I mean, that's impressive, do you? Thank you. Yeah, the side missions are great. There are a few things in game I'm still missing.
But they don't wait to trophies on the PlayStation network. So I'm like, look it. And I have since moved on. But I beat it last night.
And I am just over the moon about... So there's nothing left. Well, I mean, I could close the rest of the room. Realm Tires.
There's one trophy for like exploring an area. I'm not quite sure what I have in place. I might, for the trophy, not for the in-game experience because I have a wealth of experience. And they're like in-game currency called Haxlever.
Like, I'm not spending it on anything because I've unlocked all my scales. I've upgraded everything to the max at this point. Like, yeah. I ran through the entire realm of grinding.
And it went back to the realm of grinding. It's called Nefilheim. Realm of grinding, best of all of us. Best cat house ever.
Oh, I kinda wanna have a cosplay brothel name. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah, that'd be great. Should we text James Gunn immediately?
Yes. He's taking our calls, right? Text to it. I follow him on Twitter by the time I DM him.
He never answers. I follow him on the insta. He's actually pretty interesting. We might have his brother Sean Gunn on the podcast with DCC.
Sean can only hope. And I would love to talk to him. We'll see. I didn't make this off air.
I think my freak out when I told you this. Obviously. I said there was an Avengers reference in God of War. Yes, there is.
You can get a talisman called the Shattered Gauntlet of Ages, which when you max it out, you get three little empty slots to fill with certain gems. If you put in a certain combination of gems, it upgrades the power of the gauntlet. You effectively get the intently golly. It only has three slots or three sockets in the game.
Not five. Not six. Excuse me, six. Because I just want to go back to it.
So, whatever it forgets. But it ends up being a fucking awesome power up, where you're not only just punching like a little wind forest comes out, but it's like an extra like, Ban Ban Ban, like energy beam that comes out of it, which really helps near the end of the game when you're fighting Boulder, Freya Sun, in the Thali. All I really want to say with the Thali is, is that the giant will earn. It's emotional.
Did they ever spread the ashes? Yeah, they do. That's the well earned part. They finally get to the highest peak in Joponheim, the realm of giants, where you see that the giants have like, foreseen all of the events of the game and foreshotted free houses death with a sun that is side.
You then go back home and sleep in which his son Atreus, which we're going to talk about in a moment, is not Atreus has a, even backpack that he has, has a dream vision of Thor coming to their house and like the cost in them violently, which is going to be fucking rather than a couple of games. So I guarantee it's going to be a trilogy, much like the first three on the original PlayStation and PlayStation 2, and PlayStation and Bravely. A PlayStation 2 in Pre-Empre, for the first three console games. And then you find out that Atreus wasn't the first name that was thought of when he was born.
Well, you find out that his mother was one of the last giants left on Midgard. Yeah, at one point, throughout the game, obviously, the kid has no idea that his father's the God of war. That gets, he finds out out. And you find out near the end of the game that he's like, oh, when Mother was the giant, he goes, yeah, apparently I wasn't the only parent with secrets.
He's like, oh, that's interesting. Setting up the sequel. And he goes, well, but in everything they wrote about, like, my story, they don't call me Atreus. They call me Loki.
Yeah. And of course, Chris is like, I don't know if that's all about. He goes, but he does say like, that was what your mother wanted to name you, but I named you after this, like, Spartan that always gave me hope, whatever, the great nod the original franchise. So apparently his son is the Miss, the God of Mr.
What's interesting is that Loki actually had the- Which now makes total sense how annoying he was in the game. I said, Loki had at least one child with a giantist named Helga. The child was named Helga. Well, he was in the mythology.
He's a son of a frost giant, yes? Yeah. So I don't know if the mother is- who they call Fay, but apparently has a mythological counterpart, it's like Phagia or something like that. But like I said, we may get frost giant by the way.
So Loki and the mythology mythos, excuse me, mythos, actually had a giantist with at least one giantist that they named Helga. I mean, he had other children, but still. So you have free-time? Harry Hagar, the horrible.
The Deep Cut folks, good boy. Let's get into the funellies. Oh, that was not a flip off moment. Give me a fucking break.
Let's talk about funellies. We've got to war. Oh my god. Holy worth it.
Just, you know how much I played that game. That's one of the first games that grabbed you another game before. I know you enjoyed other games, but that one still- The horizon was a really- was the time sink. But this one was- yeah.
I would wake up early-er and I'd wake up at the quarter in the morning. I'd wake up early-er so I could get ready and run side missions or grind away and that's all. But I didn't find the time. I was at a beating God of War to watch shit ton of finales.
This season. Well, yeah, that's right. This season finale of Silicon Valley premiered. I liked it because you finally saw Geffen Bellson and the weird shikouta go over after the one guy died.
Laurie- I can't remember her last name- but she runs the like the investor firm and she fucks over Pie Pie for a lot. At the first half of the season she finally kind of gets her comeuppins, which I've been waiting for for a couple seasons because she's very unemotional, which is played for laughs, but in terms of her business, acumen, she fucks a lot of people over and it was like waiting for that other shit to drop on when she's going to get her comeuppins. It also gave us the fantastic line, Kiss My Piss. I'm going to need a little contest.
Richard Hendricks, the guy who invented Pie Pie for runs Pie Pie Pie for, tells a former associate who fucks them over and then comes kind of not groveling back, but like, hey and some help. I know I fucked you over but here's like this good thing I can offer you and Richard just kind of has this ugly little gloating dance while saying Kiss My Piss. Does he can't think of anything else to say? Does he end up helping him?
Yes, they end up kind of re- they end up reconciling, which is great and it works out that it books over. Lori, I don't want to say about some beamer or bamer or something like that, but Lori and Gavin Belson, it's kind of a co-dicking on that one with the controller Pie Pie Pie, and it's fantastic. This show, while we talk about the first season finale as like one of the greatest dick jokes ever. The D to F ratio.
Yeah, the floor. With a girth. I think that, oh absolutely. This show does keep getting smarter and better and more funny as it goes.
You know, I was concerned about DJ Miller leaving, but considering what a shit joke has been lately, it might be easier for them. Right. Are we even talking about him in Deadpool? He has a good job.
I'm glad we kept him in. So, the other thing is that he's really funny when he's talking to Gable. I think it's like Vicki Ro six this series is premiering soon. He's not a voice.
Not a voice. Does he come back? I have no fucking idea. It sounds like him, but you know there have been lots of other sound alike actors, so I haven't had time to look it up yet.
Alright. He's a voice of the voice of the content on how to train your dragon. He came back for that, I believe. Well, I have to look it up.
But he wasn't in movies yet. He wasn't on Silicon Valley yet. Can I? Yeah, I'm sorry.
Here I go. Like I said, I wasn't sure whether or not it sounds like him, but I mean there have been lots of people that have ever tasted it up. Yeah. So, I don't know.
I don't know. But he's... I know he's falling off the other way. I think he'll just go.
Maybe he'll come back. Maybe he'll pull away from the other side. I think he's funny. And I think he's super funny.
And I don't think he needs to be a drunk dickbag to be funny. I agree. I just... I just think he's a bad decision as that snowball that he needs.
I'm sick of my bad decision. I'm calling him a fake bomb scare. I don't. Like it's okay to fuck up, but don't...
this is... Don't hold this on. I guess this is a whole different level of fuck up. You got to contain your fuck ups.
So Aaron told you. I did get rid of both. I did get rid of all them. It's gonna come belly but...
Basically it's like, permanently rented him from a cut and a opium dent. Yeah, it seems about right. No, that seems about right. Cause I don't want to let you know that it's not going to kill him.
Based on the characters. Yeah. So, other finales? Arrowhead of Smelly.
I'm excited on where it's gonna go. It ends with them defeating, I'm a separate dragon, but that's the original character. Ricardo Diaz has dragon tattoos. I roll.
If that does get explained and it's pretty good metal, where he's like, you know, the abuse I suffered as a child is a dragon, I controlled the dragon. The dragon was not control me, and then he likes one of his child, the user's on fire. And why does she? Yeah, like it's super fucking metal.
And that was a turning point of like black siren, going, okay, this dude's hardcore. Like when black siren goes, you're hardcore, right? But it ends with the FBI, believe it's the FBI, or some kind of higher jurisdiction, legal body, finally confirming through Oliver Queen as well, that he has a green arrow, he's be held accountable. He says, I want all my friends and teammates to have immunity.
Or amnesty at least usually. And immunity. And he gives himself up to be put in a Supermax prison devil, does that sound like? If you're, if you're, no, no, it sounds like way before Arrow was ever a show, the David Goyer written script called Supermax in which green arrow is falsely imprisoned and he has to like work himself through this like Supermax prison full of like CD and Z list like villains.
He's not falsely imprisoned. In this version, in the show version, no. He did everything you were presenting. Oh yeah, absolutely.
He helped pass the anti-Bigilance law. Like he himself was hung by his own patar, so to speak. But that was a David Goyer script that was floating around way before the superhero happened. Well, I think that sounds fascinating.
So I think that's where it's gonna go. I mean, they do need a ton of shift. And I think this is it. I think this is it.
I think. And you remember one of the things we really liked about Arrow went and started was that he had street level villains he had to fight. I don't mind. I think when he's in a Supermax prison, and he has that whole speech, like, you know, he's gonna have where it's like, don't break me out.
This is what's keeping you safe. Blah, blah, blah. Is it bad that I kind of want him to run into a fisc type character in a Supermax? I think he will.
I think he'll run into something like a device well from Black Lightning. But I think he'll also run into like really like C and D list metas. I think I'll probably have a pipeline, which was the name of the meta human, like wing and iron heights from the flash, which that's called the flash now in Star Labs. I think they'll have a meta human wing where he does run into people he can't just like Kung Fu out of.
Yeah. And I think he'll probably run into like Lieutenant's and a prison king. I think it's fucking rad, I'm really excited. All right.
I like the idea of this one. I liked the villain on this one. They did like a huge Mr. Rank with King James, played by Michael Emerson.
And then you find out all of a sudden it's the guy from 12 Monkeys. Brad Pitt? No. I'm gonna say something.
But I can't think of the guy's fucking name. What else is he? Kirk, no, excuse me a second. Kirk.
Hammer. Well, he's a narrow left behind. Hell, if you think about it, if the Raptor were to happen, a super max prison would be full. They're not gonna make it.
Maybe the chapel, that's about it. Kirk, I'm gonna mispronounce his name. Maybe a Vaseo or a Vaseo or something like that. But he was on 12 Monkeys.
He was the best friend character. And that's who plays Ricardo Pies. And he got away. And I already forgot my word.
So there you go. Oh, so I liked him being the villain. Because he literally was like, I'm gonna take the city without lifting a fucking fist. Like it was almost like going into when they were trying to cripple Gotham using economics as opposed to violence.
Exactly what he did in the corrupt way, where he basically buffed the infrastructure. He's like, I'm on the cops. I'm on the DA. I'm on the mayor.
Well, Green Arrow is the mayor. I'm gonna make all the things up to him. He's the mayor. He owns the infrastructure.
And he's like, you can't do anything because I'm up there to be a touchable financially. And infrastructure only, which is, I don't support. So I liked it. And I like where it's going with super max.
Shield Finelli? Man, there's some fields on this one. Actually, I read the summary. What do you know?
Let's go there. Two big deaths. Go ahead. Two big deaths.
I read it a little bit. Two big deaths. One that was then let up two and one that was not. OK, listen.
Thank you. The one that was let up two was, of course, Coulson. Do we really know he's dead? Yeah, he was set up to.
Yeah, but I mean to be seen and died. He fucks up to actual Tahiti, which was heartbreaking and warming all at the same time. Because of how he was brought back, we've talked about this at the very beginning. And Shield with Tahiti Project, it's a magical place.
And he actually, they dropped off in Tahiti. He goes, you know it is a magical place. And he gets to spend his last remaining time with Agent Hay, who finally they have their required love. Yeah, I think he's actually dead.
Or he's going to die peacefully, hopefully, in a sleep from the weird Korean croc disease that he's got. I think he's done. Also, they have to write him off the show because he's got to go film. Fair enough.
Because he'll be in that. Fine, you've shabby bitches left. And but that was a nice day new mod to his whole run on Avengers and Shield, was that he finally gets like a sappy ending on an actual fucking beach, a magical place to Haiti, that is, and with Agent Hay. And it's great because she's like, you know, they have this whole gag about like, you know, I can only think of one thing I really want to do.
And she's like snorkeling. He's like, yeah, that was it. The deaths you don't see coming because they've set this up for half a season is that a lot of people, when they went to the future, that they see, they go, oh, we know we're going to survive. So we're effectively invincible.
So they've been taking like crazy chances? Yeah, I've been to about that probably about a month ago on this show. They do like close the loop or sever the loop or whatever they call it. And fits dies, present fits, dies.
And that was one of those. And I mean, they've taken fits so close to dying so many times before. Yeah, because it's adorable. And we don't want them to die dead.
We also don't want fitsimenced end. No, we do not. There's a lot of the show. I guess this is almost like a willow-tear-a kind of thing.
I was going to say, well, it would tear a die so unexpectedly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'd be not going to see like dark simmons.
So I would like to see them. I think that's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, it would.
But she says I'd hearted because they realized that past fits has launched themselves into space to catch up with them 80 years in the future. So they're going to go rescue him and that everything will be fine. It will be. It will never be.
Well, no, because he doesn't know about like Colson dying or some of the other stuff. He just knows they're trapped in the future. So they'll have a bit of a fish out of water issue with past fits. And he hasn't proposed to her yet.
Past fits is still technically single. Uncomfortable. Yeah. Single is a Pringle, they say.
Hot on the heels of all those finales was a possible question mark, probably. I mean, I'm going to go to the ellipses series finale of Lucifer, one of our favorite. I mean. We talked about this very early on that I, against my will, loved the show because I thought the Lucifer comics were wonderful and are really good.
I run up against your well since this whole thing is free. Well, but yeah. Like I said, the Lucifer comics are wonderful and fantastic. And it was Tom Ellis.
That's exactly what it was. If they hadn't had him as the devil, and if they hadn't had such a good music soundtrack, I would have been fucking out. Absolutely. And even that.
And the thing is that I think they can cover that. No, it's the side characters. I love Mays. I love Chloe.
I love Brother Blood. I remember what his actual fucking name was Detective Deuce. I had an Alejandro. Ooh.
Like I said, Detective Deuce. I really hated the fact that they really hated the fact that they named the daughter Trixie. If I can hate it, that they named her Trixie. Dan.
What's his name, Dan? Yeah, but did they have the same last name? Who did Chloe something? I don't know.
Was it really Blood Decker or did she keep her maiden name? I think she kept her maiden name. Dan Espenosa, you're right. Like I said, I really hated that they named the daughter Trixie.
And frankly, the actress that they cast did a wonderful job, but physically she didn't. But she didn't see how it says. Like I said, but physically she did not look like either. No, no, no, no, no.
No, she was like, you don't, with Espenosa, you don't know how recessive or dumb those jeans are on his side. She was a wonderful little actress and she was hilarious. I loved all the jokes with her, losing her, giving her influence on her decision making. But I won.
Her amaze was fantastic. I had loved me. She's teaching in my throwing. I know.
I know how to do some bowels. Like I said, and I loved, God, his name was Robin and Buffy. What was his name? Amenity.
I loved him and a deal in that. Oh, what is his real name though? It's not cool. It doesn't.
But like I said, it was just one of those things where they had all the pieces. Many were great. And then he had the prostitute and then he had the false positive with committee and he was like, oh, I'm angel, get chlamydia. And he had to call Rachel Harris, the therapist that he slept with.
God, I love Rachel Harris. She's just so good because it's one of those things where she got to be funny and serious and dramatic at the same time. And, okay. No, she, I think she might be.
I don't want to get hashtaged by the Me Too movement or anything like that. But do you think her makeup is a little heavy? Like pancaked? Like she is very skinny.
I think it was lighting. Okay. I think they were skinned. No, I think it had to do with the normal amount of makeup they put on actors plus the lighting plus the fact they're shooting.
She's in the dark a lot. I think it had to do with the fact that they were shooting a lot of different skin tones and one of them is going to get a little bit out. It ended up being her. But Tom, Tom Ellis.
Tom Ellis, fantastic. Tom Ellis always looked a little bit pink though. No. Not in the bad way.
My favorite part of the series is still in the pilot. And you want to just remember the color of his lips? The color of the tip of his piece. My favorite part in the series still is the joke they made in the pilot about it being called a Devil's Three Way.
But he had nothing to do with it? No, he had a woman and a man. Devil's Three Way. Yeah, two dudes.
My guy said that's still one of my favorite jokes. I also love the joke when Chloe gets super fucking drunk at the club at Lux and ends up sleeping in his bed and wakes up in the middle of the night and gets naked in screams. It's hotter than a three dollar shit house in here. Was it Shihouse?
It was not. It might have been Horehouse or FHos. No, it wouldn't FHos. It was FHos.
But yeah, she wakes up in the middle of the night and gets naked and throws her clothes off and then still is not sure she is the Lucifer. Well, it's funny she bring up how pink Tom Ellis is. I know he shows the Lucifer face. Yeah.
And Chloe finally sees the Lucifer face after two episodes of beating it to death where she's like, I don't think you're the devil. I know you say that and she's of course thinking metaphorically and then she finds out laterally that he is the devil. And she says everything is true. But does that change her feelings?
We might not know. We have no idea because that is the living in our life. We have no idea. I want to make that joke.
It felt flat when I made it now and I don't want to be true because then we'll never see it. I would love to see it picked up by Chloe. Actually, I think who would be a great fit for it. I think Netflix would be better.
I don't think Netflix is going to go for it. No, Netflix will not go for it would still be an epic. It's going to become edgier. I don't think it should become edgier.
I've had arguments like this before when we talked about Constantine or Constantine is putting around network. So you're not a hit or cutting you but it does suffer from a little bit of fox cutting. Could you put it on Fx and be a bit more edgy? Yeah, but to be more edgy, I think it had enough of an edgy.
Could you put it on Fx and be a bit more edgy? Yeah, but I don't want it to be more edgy. I think it had enough of an edge. I don't think, you know what I mean?
I disagree. I think you could put it on a marble and have it rival Westworld. You could put it on what? Like marble properties for Netflix and have it rival Westworld.
Wait, you're mixing companies here. I'm having a little trouble keeping up. I think it could be super edgy and super interesting. On what network?
I was thinking Netflix as a marble property. Well, I mean, I know it's for a go. Which is DC. God damn it.
That's where I'm gonna confuse. I'm like, wait, what? You're right. No, I'm just thinking.
And then Westworld is on HBO. So I'm thinking edgy comic book properties. So I'm thinking Marvel. Yeah, I mean, it'd be a coup to have DC and Marvel on Netflix.
I mean, they're great for Netflix. Do you think maybe they could sell it to like Showtime? But I don't want it to be an R. I don't want it to be an R.
I don't have a problem with it. I like the idea of never seeing the devil's wang. I don't want to see the devil's wang, but I'd like to see some more tips. You want to see her like, no, I do not.
I'm a cheerleader hot tub movie, huh? Not particularly, but it's just one of those. I feel like a lot of the plot lines they were doing were kind of stunted by the restrictions they had. Like, I really feel like they totally could have had a sub-plot line with her mother going into porn.
Does that happen? No. Chloe's mother washed up actress. Yeah, did you think Chloe's mother and Felicity's mother were kind of the same person?
No. Chloe's mother had success. Felicity's mother did not. Ouch.
Wait a six, six. Can't even make my own character. Wait a six, say, call it? I was going to say success, shame someone.
But I'm just saying, her mother was famous. But a fame shame. There we go. So what'd you do to say?
Fame shame. Also, hashtag fame shame. But I'm just saying, no, that's the difference, is that Felicity's mother never reached the highest and she's wanted to. And Chloe's mother had a glimpse of that fame.
Did she? Yeah. Did she? She did.
Oh. I'm only doing that because I don't remember. So I'm kind of confused. So I'm kind of confused.