#2552 - Ehsan Ahmad & Deric Poston

The Joe Rogan experience. Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day! So, there's a new documentary that's coming out on Elizabeth Holmes. Rarely have I watched a trailer for a documentary and known within the first five seconds I'm going to watch the documentary. Watch how crazy this bitch looks. Just watch this.

Listen, I can promise you that. I don't have anything to deceive you on. Of course I'm not deceiving you. I'm engaging with you as a human being. Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.

Okay. Okay, good chat. You're beating real right now? You're always being real. Yo! She's the president of the Lindsay Clancy Fan Club.

Yeah, I mean she is completely out of it. Bro. Or like you can see her like calculating the right moves to make in her face. It's crazy. I don't think she's white. That was terrifying.

That was terrifying. That was the why shot when she was rocking her kid. Joe that was terrifying. Oh no, it's the baby crying at the beginning. When you realize there's a baby in there. Her eyes are so big.

They're so big. You see all of the people. You see the whole eyeball and the white all around it. That's kind of weird. It does look like a snake almost. Just like eyeing down like what will it take to eat you?

Yes, exactly. Something that came out of the garden of Eden. Good Lord. Good Lord. Do you know who Elizabeth Holmes is? Who is this monster? Okay.

Thank you. So there was a company called Theranos. Theranos was a completely scam company made by this woman. She dropped out of college to create this company. It's a blood testing company.

They can test your blood by just pricking your finger. Just get a little bit of drop of blood. Instead of getting a big draw, they have to do it. They set them up at all these Walgreens. It was going to be this huge thing. She used to wear a black turtleneck and talk like Steve Jobs.

Not only that, she changed her voice. She changed her voice to sound more like a man. We'll get to that later. So anyway, this company, who knows how many people use their product. It didn't work at all. Literally didn't work at all. So all these people that got blood tests from it and thought,

Oh good. No cancer. Oh good. Don't have to worry about my cholesterol. Oh good. Don't have to worry about my...

It's all fake. It was all fake. So she was the richest self-made woman ever. She was worth like $9 billion at one point. And then someone from the company is like a whistleblower.

I think it starts it off. And then they start investigating and then they realize like there's nothing here. Like the whole company is completely full of shit. It never worked. It never worked at all.

Like the blood testing, they used to have to get actual blood on top of the little prick. The only thing I really tested was to do it the old fashioned way and pretend that there was something wrong with a machine. You know something? We said we'd have to recalibrate this. We don't wear this.

And so they would just get regular blood. Like normal. Like they'd take it out with a knife. The whole thing was a scam. And it took like a long time because no one wanted to believe because they had this narrative in their head.

But this woman who looked like Steve Jobs. The other thing, girls that went to college with her. It was like, hey, that's not her voice. Oh my goodness. Now she talks there in that video. Of course I'm not trying to deceive you.

Now I want you to see how she talked when she was talking at these conferences. So she would give these speeches about how powerful it is to be like a strong woman and all this crazy shit. You know, like a woman in business and that kind of stuff. And she's talking like she smoked 100 cigarettes a day for a thousand years. She's talking like a dude. She's talking like someone's in transition. They're taking testosterone. Listen to this.

And a woman. No, no, no. This is some lady making fun of her voice. Just talking about her. Listen to this. Right there. Right there.

I don't know which one. You just go to any speech. Any speech where she's giving. Just Elizabeth Holmes. The first video I should read voice versus fake.

Yeah, you could do that. But then Elizabeth Holmes, you can read this from me. He invented the traditional laboratory infrastructure. Well, it's one of the years I started this company because those who you write. Broke.

You know what? Just go to one of her actual speeches so we don't get any music or commentary over it because it's crazy how fake it sounds. It's impressive how much scammers go through. Like this is like real work that she put in. Yeah, here goes. Ted talk. Here we go. She gave a Ted talk. She gave a Ted talk.

She's great to protect the health and well-being of every person. Of those we love is a basic human right. So she would say all the right things. She dressed the right way. That voice is.

The doctoring the voice is wild. Cause now go back to the documentary, please. Go back to the documentary. Just go in the middle where she's talking. Now play this. Listen to this. Right here. Right there.

You're being real right now? There's no reason for me to do that. Okay. It's like makes her skin crawl. A completely different fake voice. She had a fake voice.

It's so funny that in her Ted talk in her mind she's probably like, what the fuck is still going? Like how is this? I just don't know how the house is going to fall. Not a billion dollars. I don't think so dude. I think that world is so full of shit in so many ways.

The world of like the tech startups and the super woke lefties in tech especially during that time period. I think it's changed quite a bit now. People are way more pragmatic and it's gotten way away from a lot of that stuff. Cause it really is actually like really bad for business. But back then as long as you have like the right dynamics, I'm like, oh my god, we got a strong woman with a turtleneck.

Like we're going to fucking make a trillion dollars. A deep voice? Yeah. A deep voice. And she's a wizard. Like she's just a wizard who dropped out of college who's too smart for college.

And a female's the job. It's the story. It's the story. She's too smart. She's too smart.

Bill Gates dropped out. Yeah. There's a lot of stories like that. I'm like, yes, you don't need to get a college. He's the right person in the world.

It's a really good backstory to create if you're trying to scam people in the tech world too. But the thing is man, that world is full of shit in so many ways socially. Like the way that communicates full of shit. Like they have these agreed upon ways of discussing things and referring to things that if you deviate from them at all, like, you know, if it's like, go to that thing that I sent you, Jamie. This is not San Francisco. It's not the tech world, but this is Portland. So in Portland, this couple went to a sports bar that is for, like features, mostly women's sports.

Okay. And so the guy went in with an XXY chromosome shirt on and they kicked him out because the shirt was making people uncomfortable. Chromosomes make people uncomfortable. That's in favor of who broke. There's nothing else that she's like.

Look at those people. That big lady keeps looking over you. You know, there's a bunch of complaints. This is the requisite shitty tattoo that tries to. It is also very funny to go into a woman's sport with a chromosome shirt.

Because you know, yeah, you know, that's going to happen. But why? Why would it happen if it's women's sports? Like, this is where this is where things have gone so weird. Like, if there's anything that's supposed to be pro woman's sports, it's the recognition that there's a difference between men and women, which is what title 9 was all about, which gave women, like, what is title 9 are specific?

Like, equal funding. Yeah, if you have to fund the women's sports, as much as you fund the men's sports, right? Right. But there's a very big distinction that there's women XX and there's men XY. Like, can I know this? But you can't say that anymore.

You're using your gospel membrane. The reason is that a business, a business, is like, you've got to get out. You're making too much sense. You're fucking with our illusion. You're literally stating a fact.

He's not even saying anything about the sport. He's saying that's just like a black chromosome. Just X, X, X, Y is crazy offensive to them. Oh, that's a leave. Fact or offensive?

I think real life is offensive. I think the illusion, like you said, Joe, I think that's the world. But that illusion is what allows someone like Elizabeth Holmes to sniff through the cracks, to slip through the cracks. That's what it is. It's like you're already in a bullshit world.

Well, yeah, you know what I mean? No, I understand what you're saying. You're already living in that bullshit world. You're just a woman's fucking felon, which is literally bullshit. There's something about bullshit worlds. It's like you're in a cult. It really is the same thing.

Like, why does a cult leader, why does a cult leader get the fuck everyone's wife? Why do we have to give them all the money? I don't know, the rules are the rules, man. It's like people just go along with fucking weird rules. Right. And I'll put it on this.

It is a scammer's kind of always looking for a way to find how to make the rules work for him. Oh, yeah. So it's like, because we were literally just talking about this earlier. You heard about this Dejan Love guy? Oh, man. The 49ers, the fake 49ers, receiver?

Oh, I did see something. Yes. He would go on social media, on these dating apps, and pretend to be a 49ers guy. But he would have his helmet with him in his car. So you have, he'd be driving in a car, and you see his 49ers helmet.

There's a great video. Jamie, can you pull him up up, running around on the beach? It's incredible. It's like... He has all these things to stand with, and it's got $1.3 million out of these women.

Whoa. And dating app. You don't have Google? No, but here's the thing. Here's the thing, right? He got really... He made enough fake profile. He's just out here running around on the beach.

You're from outside the stadium. That's an outside thing. You got girls to give him money? Yeah. Why do they give him money?

So the way he would work is that he would be like, hey, I have all these investments. So I have a house here, a thing here, another thing here. Give your money, and I'll invest it for you. And it'll come back more for you. Right?

And he got really good at it. He put enough fake social media pages up online that when you googled him, the initial Google AI would say Dejan Love is a wide receiver for the 49ers. Oh, my God. I think of myself how many times I have to just take the first Google thing. So a lot of these women were just like, yeah, why would Google lie to me about this?

I'm looking at a video. I'm going to get a helmet. I'm going to get a helmet. It's amazing to have had a helmet if you websites. And girls are like, take my money. Get a LinkedIn profile as a wide receiver.

Some dudes are really good at smooth talking. Have you ever had a guy try to get you in a scam? I think so. I had a guy who was a boxing coach who tried to get me in an actual pyramid scheme. Like he was explaining to me.

And as he was explaining to me, I go, that's a pyramid scheme. He was explaining what happens is the more people you get to join up to this, they put in money the more money you get out. And I was like, dude, do you know what that is? Do you understand what that is? Like you're describing a scam.

Like you're trying to get me to give you money and you're describing a scam. It's always the same scam. It's always the same people fall for it. You got to get more money from it. They always do the same thing. Tell them, my friend, you bought a new car. It's fucking beautiful new car.

You know, I mean, he put in like 20 grand and he got $85,000 within a year doing nothing. You don't do nothing. And I go, do you understand how crazy this offer is? Like you're actually telling me, I should join a pyramid scheme. Do you know what pyramid scheme is? I had explained to him a pyramid scheme. I go, this is like an old scam.

Like you're telling me about an old scam and you think I should join a dis old scam. Are you getting money out? Like if you put money in, like how is this work? As long as you get out in time, you can get some money out. Or you start the thing. Or you start the thing. Or you get enough suckers, which is what he was trying to do.

You get enough suckers. And what better place than at a place where dudes get hit in the head all day? Oh, yeah. Yeah. He was catching you after sparring too. After sparring you walk out of there.

That was my first move to LA in like 94. This guy was like, I mean, he had me in the parking lot. I got to tell you about this offer. This is amazing. And like he's laying it all out to me.

I was like, Oh, I guess I got to go to a new gym. Can't fucking believe this shit. Those guys always talk fast. It's always the same. It's big schmuckers.

That's all. That's all. Really? So like really humiliating about it. Like how dare you think that this will work on me?

Do you think I'm that fucking stupid? And this is really embarrassing. You just got to suck her in the right person. I know, but I was like, who believe that dumb? Like as we were like, when I started laying out what a pyramid scheme is and how they work and how often, you know, this doesn't work. Like you're gonna, either you're gonna go to jail or something's gonna happen here.

I think she's in now. This was all before she wanted to work. Okay. I'm like, that document, she's like something like 34 days before she's going to jail and she let Nathan Fielder have like full access. Why, I would be like, bro, why are you so close to me? It's just crazy.

You and I can have a conversation a little bit further away than this. You don't have to like literally be like leaning in like you're telling me a secret. What Nathan Fielders are master of though is getting people going to that place where like, Oh, I think that's their true them. He's just not saying no to you. He has no limits. He also let you do something very wise right there, which is when someone says something, you say nothing back.

You give them nothing and because their whole game is ping pong, right? And if you don't, and then they're just holding the paddle. Hi! This is like fucking crazy. You can't just see who they really are. You can pretend you're different.

Oh yeah. I would never just eat anyone. Yeah. Why would I? What's the point? I'm going to jail anyway. I'll tell you what happened.

Because that's what she wanted. She wanted to say something back so she could, so she could. So she just stood there. So she stood there with the paddle. I'm looking stupid as fuck.

Yeah, there is something, there's this guy, you know, this guy named Victor Lusted. He was a guy who was a prolific scammer sold to Eiffel Tower. Almost sold it twice. But he wrote the 10 commandments of scamming and one of them is like, you have to get, you say nothing. You just listen and you just get them talking. So the fact that she's not getting anything means like, you can see the sort of walls sort of crumble around her being like, well fuck, you got to, this is how this works for me.

Look, there's no way she wasn't scamming people. Like there's a bunch of people in the organization that became whistleblowers. Her ex-boyfriend went away as well. Like he got busted and they were probably ratted on each other. I don't know what happened. We haven't heard her next boyfriend. I should probably shouldn't say that.

It's probably legally getting a fuck off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her and her ex-boyfriend did they testify against each other? How'd that work? The dude had a Lamborghini.

He was bawling. Yeah, they were bawling. They were bawling. They were bawling. They were bawling.

You had a chance. Oh, they were livid. It might have, on their head, it might be worth it to experience that level of wealth even for a second. No, no, no. She's gone away for 10 years. She's doing 10 years in the pokey. And even when she gets out, her life is in danger.

She's scammed like really big people. I was hundreds of millions of dollars. That's a good point. Like venture capitalists and people who can do something about it. People who would do something about it. Two people who know people who do something about it.

Like you stole money from these people and not just a little. Like one of the people gave her $150 million. Yeah. Sonny Balwani, former software entrepreneur who met Holmes in 2002 and Holmes was 18. He was roughly 19 years older. He later became an informal advisor and investor in Theranos.

And then formally joined the company in 2009 as his president and chief operating officer. He left in 2016 around the end of their relationship. He got more time in jail? Yup, looks like it. 12 years, 11 months. She got 11 years, 3 months. I wonder why?

Look, they were both guilty. Okay. Holmes alleged that Balwani psychologically, physically and sexually abused her, of course, during her relationship. Balwani denied these allegations through his legal team. Those allegations were part of Holmes' defense context.

Not finding that Balwani was criminally convicted of abuse. So they were just trying to blame his behavior on her scamming people at a billion dollars. He's getting Patrick Clancy right now. Theranos collapsed. Holmes began a relationship with their hotel heir, Billy Evans.

They became engaged of two children. Imagine having children with a lady who knows one of the pokey seniors. She's going to have to take care of these kids. Mommy's in a cage right now. But when she gets out, she's going to be the best mommy.

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Just to know someone's like this is like- Some people don't know. Some people don't know. They don't know. How can you feel now? But like now how can you feel like your children are safe around her?

That's what I would be worried about. I think that's a very different thing. Someone who's a scammer versus someone who's a killer or someone who's a abuser. Well look at her eyes. I'm scared the fuck out of here.

Yeah it's not good. And there's the other thing that the elephant in the room is what kind of medication is she on. Federal prison camp, Brian in Texas and Geline Maxwell. Oh they're both in the same place. Yeah I knew that.

Let's find out what kind of medication Elizabeth Dunst has on. See she was just on any of the fun stuff. Any of the fun stuff that makes you happy and dance through a fucking field of wheat. Yeah. Run their hands through a field of wheat like their fucking gladiator like their Maxobussy gladiator.

That's the only thing. They're always in those movie dream sequences. They're always in some kind of field. Yeah. It makes me think that feels like fields are involved in way more than they are.

It says I'm not aware of any reliable public record listing Elizabeth Holmes personal medication. It would be inappropriate all perplexity. You're too ethical. Specculate on someone's private health treatment too late. Weirding how.

Look I know a lot of people that are on those fucking things. I mean a lot of people that go to a shrink and they go I'm depressed. I'm feeling good. They're inclined to prescribe. You're inclined to take.

It's a doctor. They know what they're doing. Next thing you know you're kooky. Yeah and I think we've been so conditioned to think that a pill can make you happy. Yeah let's get on it.

And for some people man it's doing this weird thing where it doesn't just kill their sexual feeling like they don't learn orgasm but they don't have any sexual desire anymore. Like ever. There's like a term for this SSRI problem with sex that some people get. Like this lady was given a speech where she was describing what happened to her when she was young. I think she was in her 20s when she started taking it and it's just totally numb.

Like there's nothing going on. No orgasm. No feeling. No desire. Do you think that's an accidental side effect or an intentional side effect?

No it's an accidental side effect. It doesn't happen to everybody. Why do you think they're trying to numb us? My brain went mad at me. The other kind of doers.

What are they trying to do? We've experimented so much with stuff like this through our military and government to begin. Well here's the thing. This is one thing that is possible. If you're going to do something like that the way you would if you wanted people to be much more invested in like cultural and political issues you eliminate any possibility of a sex life.

All of their identity is all involved in whatever they're doing. Whether it's being a right wing patriot lady or whether it's being a left wing whatever. Like you're going to go all in on that. You're not going to have children. You don't have sex.

You're not even interested in it. So what are you interested in? You have to have a team. You have to have a thing. Do you watch college football?

What do you watch? No. You watch get into politics and you start telling people to do. Who are the people that we know are the most scolding of all political people. It's always people with no kids that are in their fifties.

A lot of it is women. A lot of it is women. Women in their fifties become not just like have opinions about politics. Not just have opinions and positions that they take but scolding. Like the world is their children.

Yeah. You missed out. You missed out on having child. Now the world is your child. You know what's best for them.

You know what's best for the world. Oh my God. That's the coolest part about Derek sometimes. I can just explain to him something what's going on because he's like just he has a little baby. And he's like that's his whole life.

But that's scary what you just said. Like the women who don't have kids. Oh the world. That's not by the way be really clear. It is not all women who don't have kids.

There's a lot of women who don't have kids that are awesome and they don't need to have kids. Like you could do whatever you want in this life. It's one of the more beautiful things about being a person in America. You have the complete freedom to live your life as you choose. You don't have to have children.

But there is something about the people that didn't have children that are scolding. Yes. That's weird because they weren't doing that when they were in their 20s. There's something about when they get past the reproductive age that they get like very invested in politics. It's like you don't even have a world of children.

You don't have children. So you don't have a world to make better for the children. And you got maybe 20 years left. Right. 20 years ago was 2006.

That shit was real recent. You're 70 years left. You'll be 77, 78 years old and you'll probably be basically dead unless you do something radical to take care of your health. So why are you so invested in all the other people's problems in the world when your life is a fucking mess? Because you've infantilized the world.

You've turned the culture into your children. And that's why they're scolding. That's the scolding aspect that you get particularly from people that don't have and then too. From men that don't have children that get older. They get a scolding political aspect of it.

Never had children. Instead of just like having opinions on things and being able to debate your opinions. Why do you think that way? There's a scolding of people who disagree. Why don't you think like I think?

Yes. It's also you're intimidating people trying to get them to be afraid of disagreeing with you. There's part of that too. There's part of the very aggressive insults about people that disagree with you. Part what you're doing is you're trying to force people to self censor.

You're forcing people to go along with your perspective instead of just like effectively arguing your perspective. What you're doing is you're attacking the people who don't agree with your perspective. Which means sometimes it's great because it's funny. You don't have to do it funny. If you're good at it.

If it's genuinely funny. But there's a weird fucking mean-heartedness to it where you other people that disagree with you. Instead of saying things in a way that would perhaps convince them to listen to you a little bit. Maybe you have a point. Maybe you have a point.

Yeah, there's nothing that's going to make people turn off more than like calling them a Nazi. Which has been a big thing. It's like if they disagree with me they're a Nazi. Which ironically is a pretty Nazi ideology in and of itself. It is.

Ironically that's how they thought. I don't know. It's so true. You're a bad person. You're a bad person.

You're a bad person. You're a bad person. You're a bad person. You don't get to just disagree with you. Yeah, and they're also not engaging with people.

No, it's not a conversation. It's not a conversation. They have a conversation on it. There's other perspectives. There's other perspectives.

In this perspective that one side is good and one side is bad and this country is crazy. It's so dumb. It's such a bad way to approach the reality of our current situation. Because the reality of our current situation is complicated. And it has been definitely influenced by government organizations and poisoned in a way where they're benefit from us being at each other's throats.

So if you really like government overreach, keep doing that shit. If you really want people that are in some fucking Pentagon building deciding what goes on in our society. Keep behaving that way. You're giving these people. If you were the government, it's a fucking common phrase.

Divide and conquer. Divide and conquer is the most common strategy. Because if you get the people fighting with each other, then you just fuck a storm and it took over. You don't get the storm and they'll let you take. They'll just give you pieces.

That's what's happening. This will fuck over the other side. They'll give the government more and more control. They'll kick people out of bars for X, X, Y shirts. It's crazy.

It's crazy. It's fighting over. If a lady killed her kids and there's a fight over it. There's a fight over it. So it's like what's going on.

I want to know how those women knew to wear pink. How did they decide? How did they get kids? How much USA money was involved? I'm talking about divide and conquer.

That's a great divide and conquer. Organize hundreds of women who are out of their fucking minds to wear pink shirts and stand outside of a courthouse or a woman who won at a time strangled her kids with an exercise cable. They brought their kids. They're holding their kids up. Like this is a side.

If it's not a side up, I'm disappointed in our government. It has to be a side up. That Lindsey Clancy thing has to be a side up. And by side up, understand this. It doesn't mean that those people involve all-know its bullshit.

It means that you have targeted some of the dumbest craziest bitches alive and you have organized them in some way and got them to that point. Because the idea that they did it all by themselves without anybody from the outside saying, you know it would be great. Yeah, you know really good. Yeah, you're right. Somebody did organize that.

And it's even more terrifying to me if that's not true. If it's an actual organic, that means the government has to ask the organization, they can step back because we're doing the work for them. We're so out of our fucking minds that we're doing the work for them. Well, yeah, and we started doing that for sure. I've seen women who I know come out of super pro-clancy and say, oh, that scared me.

Because you think they're not real women, Joe. They're women in my life where I'm like, whoa, those women have really happened. Yes, so crazy. It's scary. That's so scary.

I also want to see a Venn diagram of all these white ladies who spent the last like since COVID or whatever preaching about white privilege and then how many of them are still for Lindsay Clancy. Because to me, I look at that, this is the most white privilege thing I've ever seen in my fucking life. She put her three of his kids and you're like, she should, a lot of people think she should get away with it. The crazy thing is, could you imagine any men standing outside of the courtroom of a man who strangled his three sons or three daughters or whatever? No.

Can you imagine? That's a good thing. That man's kind of getting punched inside. Especially you. You have a child.

Now you understand the feeling. That man cannot be a part of the thing. The interviewer said this to me once and I'll never forget it. He goes, once I had kids, I really understood murder. Cool.

I was like, ooh. I was a person who was also his kids. I'm like, right? I know where he's at. I didn't know how rage.

One night in our apartment somebody yelled, our baby was crushing three of them. I was like, you know, balcony. So they just crying on the balcony. I was the one outside trying to do anything at this point, just to calm it down. And I didn't know where it came from.

I was like, shut that fucking baby up. Oh my God. I didn't know I could get that mad. I didn't know I was ready to kill a guy. I was ready to go door to door to find a guy.

I'd be like, you got to your fucking mind. So I get what you're saying. I told my mom, I was like, get the baby out of my hands. I was like, I don't know what's going on. People who don't have babies have such a different feeling than when babies are crying.

Like if I would be on a plane and a baby be crying when I was young, I'd be like, oh, no. I'm never going to sleep. This sucks fucking baby. Shut that baby up. I wouldn't obviously say it.

But you know, I'd be like, oh, this baby's annoying. Now if I'm not playing in a baby's crying, I'm like, oh, what's up sweetie? What's up sweetie? What happened? It's okay.

It's okay because you know it's hurt. Your ears are because like they're ears that stopped up. Yeah. Well, you guys have also been the kid guy with the baby on the plane and you truly understand what that's like. It's not like you want the baby to cry.

No. It's such a different feeling. But me, I never experienced it. That's the first time I've ever experienced like real. I was like, this is rage.

I'm never felt. I'm a pretty calm guy. I'm pretty chill. But that was like, oh, this is actual rage. I'm like, I feel out of control angry right now.

Yeah. It's rough. So why not the sheriff, baby? It's really good for people to have children because you have children. Then you have a level of empathy.

It's just different. It's just different. It's just a change as you as a person. Like you're a different person after you have a kid. If you're a good person.

You're paying attention. If you're nice, if you're kind. If you understand love, you're like, God, I can't believe I love someone so much. It's like it's a different feeling. It's a fucking completely different feeling.

And it changes your lack of better term, changes your heart. It changes like who you are as a person. Yeah. How soft. I really like to be.

Or how hard you could be if like some shit went down. Someone's trying to hurt your little kids. Yeah. It's a weird feeling man. I'm trying to get a lot of a mama bear feeling and women get it where they can pick cars up off of a fucking kids.

That's why this Lindsey Clancy thing is so disturbing. It's because I just don't understand what anybody I tried so hard to look at it from perspective of someone defending her. And I don't get it. What is the key argument that she was asking for help? I heard that one.

And I heard that she was on a bunch of different medications. But then I also heard that refuted. Did I send you that text? Did I send you a tweet about someone on Twitter who is explaining how many misconceptions there are about how many medications there are? And then they went over all the Google searches that she made about how to kill people.

The Google searches. And then the time it took time. The sending the husband out. That's where all those things were calculated and meditated. It's so crazy.

On your phone, online, there is so much like don't have kids, anti-kids messaging that's coming your way constantly. And it's like I'm single and someone who's in the apps. So many of like never want children, don't want kids trying to live with a big guy. Why are you in the apps? You must be in the latest app.

You're a funny dude. You're funny. You're funny. You're funny. You don't like getting fans?

No, I don't like getting fans. Yeah, after mothership too. I'm hanging with the boys usually. If I'm meeting girl happy shows, it's usually on the road. It's not so much at mothership.

The mothership is built for comedians. You have to go out of your way to go hit on women. They make the comedy store. You step out and there's no patty. That's right.

There's no patty. It's probably really good for our lawsuits. In this day and age, most of the numbers I get would be from the patio. You know, we almost put a bar in the roof. That would have been crazy.

We were going to build out the roof. And we had this whole set up. But I had a vision of some drunk open miker going over the top of the wall. Because the wall was only like four feet high. And I was like some dumb mother fuckers going to try to sit up there.

And they're going to fucking splatter their brains. Nope. And I was like immediately. We're not doing this. It just wasn't set up right.

If we wanted to do it, I would want a fucking suicide net around the outside. I just seen these employees admit these people fucking plaster. Thank God for fucking oobers. These guys are fucking hammered. Sometimes I forget the early days of the comedy store.

If there was a rooftop bar, we'd have so many dead people. So many people were pissed drunk where they couldn't stand. Just wasted off a terrible set too. Oh, man. It's a mushroom in me and now I'm on the roof.

Yeah. There's a guy who jumped off the roof next door during this strike. That was a big stallo-beckin. That's a big stallo-beckin. That's a big story.

Apparently he wasn't even very good. He wasn't very good. He was crazy. He was all about how he looked. He was asking his parents for money.

So he could be famous comedian. I remember this. And I get my teeth done and my face changed and I'm passing surgery on my chin. And it was like nothing about comedy. So this guy was a crazy person.

That's a new comedy. Yeah, I know a guy went a little nutty that way. He got a bunch of stuff done. I like the fillers and stuff age super poorly too. This was a long time ago.

But this guy was in the sitcom era. This guy was obsessed with getting a sitcom. Good comic too. I don't want to say his name. He's not with us anymore.

It was weird watching him like weird stuff. Like peckin plants were crazy. Yeah, man. What the fuck? That's natural.

It's natural. It's weird. You get plastic shoved into your breasts. Your tits? Like a fucking leaf?

Nuts. And it just makes him poke out a little more. Well, yeah. It is surgery, son. It is ironic to say with me choosing to have this face.

But it will lead to watching an artist put way too much on their looks. The art first looks later. The look does matter in some way. You have to understand that era was the motivations were very different. There was two giant motivations.

There was get a late night talk show. Hopefully it's a night show because then you're the king. It was Johnny Carson and then whoever took Johnny Carson's place. And then it was Letterman. He was the cool guy.

He was the cool late night guy. He was smarter. He went to college. He watched Letterman. If you really appreciate comedy, you watch Letterman.

Because he got some of the best comics on. He had kennison on. He had kennison debuted. But then there was a sitcom. And the sitcom was the giant character.

Because the sitcom can make you Jerry Seinfeld rich. Jerry Seinfeld, I don't know what he's worth. I don't know what he's worth. Probably worth close to a billion dollars. He got that syndication money.

Kevin James. You get that syndication money. That's a different animal. You own the show. You get that syndication money.

That's a different animal. It's only for the people that own the show. I never got that kind of money from the news radio. But if you owned it, you got Boku De Niro. Because they played that shit on all these different local channels all across the country.

So that shit was on at five o'clock in Milwaukee and seven o'clock in San Francisco and eight o'clock in Chicago. It was everywhere. I was raking it in. So everybody had that dream. That was the big dream.

And that dream, you know, well, you know, it's not the best looking guy. Fuck! You go home, you go home, you go home, you go to do, I'm going to get an earpiece, I'm going to get my eyes done, I'm going to get my fucking, I'm going to get this, I'm going to get contacts, I'm going to get my teeth. I'm going to get my teeth. I'm going to fucking this.

Yeah, can you hear way less of that nowadays? Yeah. It seems like if you were trying to be on TV, you would be watching my teeth. I got to get my nose. That's why I got to hear transplants.

I was panicking. I was panicking. I was like, oh, no. I was using my noxinal, my noxinal, I was keeping it. I was like, I was on the path.

100%. I was on the path to be in a baldie. I knew it. I knew it. I was like, fuck, I just started making some money.

How were you? 27? Oh, that's like, I was 19. You just have to sort of accept it at 19. You're just falling out at 19.

Wow. I was getting hairline jokes in college. Well mine was falling out earlier, but by that age it was becoming a problem. Like when I was like 27, 20, I was like, oh, this is going to be a problem. Yeah.

But it's like that carrot was dangled over people's heads. It wasn't the art back then. It's such a different world now with Netflix. With Netflix and YouTube, it's such a different world. And Instagram, it's a podcast.

It's a clip game now. That's where the game has become. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But it's still like what's most important is what you say, like the quality of the stuff that you do.

And sometimes the quantity can overwhelm the quality where like water's it down. Like you put out so many clips, people maybe don't want to see you now. Like what you're doing should be, whatever you put out should be groovy. It should be something you really dig, you know? It's like you got to play this pros and cons game.

There's pros of having yourself out there constantly all the time. But it's also like you look a little needy. Yeah. Bro, you post eight clips in a day. That's kind of crazy.

And they're all trying to catch the algorithm. I know something where you're like, oh, you made some cool thing that you really like and you think it's like school. Not a lot of it's not that. A lot of it's like what can I get into this algorithm? That will get weird when people delete a post and then repost it again like a week later.

Oh, yeah. Well, there's all these sort of games you can do now. It's a game. It's a game now. It used to be like, when Instagram first came out, the people who saw, followed you got to see your stuff.

But now you post something that doesn't get any likes. You can be pretty confident that no one saw it and you can just keep going until maybe it hits. That's weird. Because that's the game and it's like the more you're in the algorithm, the more you're sort of selling tickets. If you're one of these sort of new comics coming out.

I mean, I guess that's just, I'm taking it from my perspective. If you're just looking at terms of marketing yourself, it's probably good strategy. But I think ultimately the one thing that's the most important is just concentrate on your shit. Just do whatever it is you're trying to do. Whether it's podcasting or whether it's stand up or whatever it is.

Just concentrate on making that really good. Yeah. Do your best. That's it. And all the other stuff is like, you don't have to think about all the other stuff anymore.

Where it used to be the other stuff like getting someone to cast you on sitcom was the number one thing that you were thinking of. That's why all these guys got their teeth done and got their fucking pecking plants and all that crazy shit. Yeah, there is a crazy thing. But I like that this work. Because it's like maybe like, Stavros exists and Matt writes this.

I like that. You know, people hate on Matt Wright, but he's a nice guy and he doesn't do anything bad to anybody. It's like hating on Taylor Swift. Like, why would you hate on her? Obviously people love her.

Also, you weren't that hard on me Taylor Swift. You weren't that hard on me Matt Wright. That's it. Because you can say, oh, you want to cause that's how he looks. But it's hard to look like that.

He's incredible. But I don't like that people go, oh, this is because how he looks like, hey, you look like that. He's a great comic too. Yeah, he's a super nice guy. He's a very nice guy.

He's always been a nice guy. I mean, he was 20. He's always been a sweetheart. Well, there is like for whatever reason people just like hate on crowdwork comics. I'm not a crowdwork guy at all.

Yeah, the elephant in the room. They hate on a beautiful handsome man. That's what it is. People who does work out videos with shirt off. That's what the whole boy shredded.

He's like a mortal character. And he's just, he's squat and pussy off. He's squat. Get away. He's so hot.

He's so dumb. These fucking inter-comedian- Minimized are so stupid. Unless there's something significant, like some stealing your material or something else. Never that much. Everybody's hating on anybody.

Never that. Everything real. How they do comedy? Oh, you're a federal guy. You can do this.

You can do this. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that.

You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. There's no rules in this.

Everyone does that in that. I don't like the way this guy does comedy. The way she does comedy. I used to feel this way about Carrotop. People're laughing.

It's a different kind of comedy. But it's clever. It's funny. It's silly. Funny comedy.

I don't get it. Why are you mad? This idea that it's easy to do? Have you done that? You don't understand what I am trying to do?

I'm sure we can turn around so hard. and they sort of let it take over sometimes. You gotta do it the right way. Well, internet kind of ramped it up like, so now you can make clips about each other. And now you can do it.

Always people doing better than you. Yeah. No one should only do it worse than them. You gotta swing up to get into the algorithm. Yeah.

I gotta swing a chain. I gotta swing a chain. It's such a trap. It's so bad for you. It's bad for you as a person.

Like, I've said this many times, but the thing that, like, went down with me and Mancia, even though I think it was important to recognize that someone was actually just like profiting off of other people's hard work, I wouldn't do it again. Because the negativity was fucking awful. It was terrible. And from his fans, from people, even people attacking him, was like, oh, it was so gross. It's so overwhelming.

That's just like, that's not a way to live your life. Like, living your life attacking people and going after things like that. It's just not a way to live your life. Also, if you're the guy who constantly attacking people, it'll always turn back on you. Always, always.

It's like, I tell them all the time, it's like a French Revolution, Robespierre. You become the guy leading the beheadings and people be like, we should probably behead this guy. And the chances are you're a piece of shit. Well, yeah. You gotta be fucked up if you're constantly going after people.

And we're looking for excuses. And again, it's that expression that I love, that criticism is the tragic result of unmet needs. Such a great fucking, it's not always accurate. It's legitimate, like the Elizabeth Holmes thing. That was pretty legitimate.

That fucking conned people out of a billion dollars. You know, this is like, Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, you probably criticized that guy. You're not a Christian. You're not a Christian.

You do it unmet needs. Hey, maybe we should've gone to war with that rant. Hey, that's unmet needs. I don't wanna fucking die. Maybe you shouldn't kill the leader of a country if you're in fucking Ramadan.

Hey. Unless you want a little more terrorism. Unless you would like a little more chaos in the world so you could ramp up military because you need more because it's more threat. So now you gotta be a budget. Yeah, yeah, and you have to create the threat.

Oh boy. Yeah, you have to create the threat. Oh boy, you gotta arm them. You gotta accidentally fund them. Whoopsies didn't know they got six billion.

Six billion. Yeah, it's so hard to know what is real and what is not and how much of our life has been orchestrated. Because you know, Billy Corgan was on this podcast recently and he was talking about the shift that happened between rock music and then when rap took over and he goes and he was a very, it seemed orchestrated. He goes like there's some specific things that happened. And one of them was they stopped promoting rock, but two, they started allowing things on MTV that they never allowed before.

And one of them was showing guns. You could show guns on MTV. So now you're not just rap, but hardcore gangster rap where dudes are talking about killing people and they're flashing guns on television. And it's like, it's directly correlated with the crack epidemic. Okay, so you have the crack epidemic in this country and then you have hardcore gangster rap and private prisons all together.

Ooh. Ooh. Jilro, what the fuck man? That is terrifying. We real.

And it is not to say that some of my favorite music came out of that era, look, I'm a giant Cool G rap fan. And you listen to Cool G rap shit? Like some of his shit is just all about fucking killing people. Like he's got this one song about fuck your karate. Oh, fuck it, shoot you bitch.

Like it's called Go for Your Guns. It's like literally a song about guns. I don't even know if you have a music video. See if Cool G rap and I'm using video for Go for Your Guns. That's crazy from that to now, drill music, where there's like rappers who literally rap about the people that actually killed.

And you go to prison for it. Like, so, like how far we come. Well, Mike Benz, who is one of the big guys that exposed USAID and all the crazy government NGO money and what it was really going for. And the word aid is not like aid, like, oh, let's give them food and water and shelters. No, it's agency for international development and really specialized in regime change.

And one of the things that they did was they would fund rebel groups and they would fund cultural revolutions and they would fund rap music, cultural revolutionary rap music in certain countries to try to get people to become revolutionaries to overthrow the government. They would like get people excited about doing that. And they would engineer societies with manipulation by funding certain protests and funding certain groups and giving them a tremendous amount of resources to organize. Well, you could do that in America, right? And if you did and if you wanted to make a lot of money with the private prays, you'd promote, you'd promote, you'd promote, the private prison party.

Like, I never put that together. Oh, that actually might, that actually might be a part of this. You're encouraging people to be criminals. And you're glorifying it. You're glorifying it.

You're making it cool. And you're giving them mad time if they get caught with drugs. You're giving them crazy years. They call us as we or crack. You're giving them 20.

You're giving them long sentences. Well, the crack was really nuts because you've got a much disproportionate sentence. It's crazy, disproportionate sentence to cocaine. So all the white people got busted with Coke. They're sniffing Coke at a fucking cocktail party.

That's like a slap on the rails. You're out. You're out. You're out. You're out.

You're out. You're out. You're out. You're out. You're out.

You're out. You're out. I think you're in Los Angeles. And they didn't even know he was selling it for the fucking CIA. Learned how to read in jail became a lawyer.

Got himself off. And then, because they tried them for Triple Jeopardy, but it's not supposed to be three cases in the same day. It's supposed to be three different times. You've got felonies. And that's when you go to jail forever.

So like you're a habitual criminal. But he figured out that one of them was two different felonies attached to one case. So the three strikes are out, it didn't count. So you got out of jail. So he's out of jail now.

If you do that with someone who can't read in a shitty public defender, he can read. He couldn't read. He couldn't read. That's to me developing this country. that's really scary, it's just like, oh, the kids are getting worse and worse at reading.

And eventually, if you have a whole populace who doesn't read, you just have a populace of slaves. Not just that, but their brains are shrinking because they use chat TPT to think for them. You know what's interesting? There's something like brains are shrinking. Like kids, brains are shrinking. Like there's so many kids that are not paying attention at all in school

and they're just using AI, which first of all gives the discipline kids a tremendous advantage. The kids have good parents and parents and say, listen, this is actually you're developing your mind. This isn't just passing grades. You want to develop the tools, like develop a strength, develop your robust mental fitness so you can take on the world. Like don't cheat yourself.

If you have good parents and explain that to you and you have discipline as a child, you can fucking really get ahead. Because you've got that and then now also you have to know to use chat TPT as a tool. Now you're like, I can use this as a tool and it's not my own thing. Using AI as a tool was important, but for most people it's too easy to use it. No, it's becoming like, there's a thing I learned in school called offloading.

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Yeah, I don't even remember my phone number. That's yeah. You just get your contact with us. Your phone number, right? That's gone.

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And now people are like, you see it starts with emails where people are using chat GPT to draft emails to each other. So you're losing that ability. And eventually once it's integrated into our glasses and stuff, like it'll just take over 100%. And then it's going to be instead of your glasses, you'll wear some shit that goes right into your brain. It'll be like something that pinches down your head and these little electrodes are sending signals right into your fucking dome. And they'll think for you. And you'll

have instantaneous access to Starlink. So you'll be able to communicate with people in some universal language all over the world instantaneously. And while that's happening, you think the brain will keep shrinking? Uh huh. Yeah, I think the brain gives out and then the brain becomes electronic. Right. I think that's how we beat this whole AI takes over the world, eats us all.

We join it. We join it. We join it. It's the next step in human evolution. Yeah, we've created it.

If you could find some fucking asshole caveman making flint fucking tools, think it's the shit. You know, tying them down with tendons until Monday, you're gonna fly in a metal tube all the way to Tokyo. You're gonna have sushi, they pull out of the ocean and a giant boat made out of steel. And then you explain that to them. You're gonna FaceTime your mom on this little device you keep in your pocket that might or might not be giving you nut cancer.

Like what the fuck are you talking about? I gotta go chilling antelope. It's like my deck. This is crazy. I gotta worry about this tribe. Look, five miles away. These motherfuckers keep encroaching on

our hunting territory. They're not, they're not thinking that's a good thing. No. And we're not thinking it's a good thing for us. But one day we'll be able to look back. Can you imagine when people

could just lie like this, the Reynolds thing? Like one day you won't be able to lie. You won't be able to, like right there, we know that's a lie. That seems like a lie or at least crazy. Something's wrong. Something's wrong. And that guy's really good. But one day that will be nonsense because

that won't be available anymore. You cannot do it. You cannot lie anymore. It'll be an enormous step in our evolution. It's gonna suck because like the concept of privacy is kind of important, right?

Like when you don't have privacy of your thoughts, all privacy is out the window. So do we just get used to that? Is that what what happens? Is that how much does that change us if we know exactly how everybody feels and thinks all the time? And you know how they feel and think all the time.

And maybe this is how people meet in the middle with stuff. Like the whole idea of like labeling people a certain way and attacking people a certain way, your motivations will be so transparent that you can't be able to do that anymore. Like nobody will be able to manipulate any of you anymore. Politicians will be completely ineffective. Like all these legacy politicians that do all the dumb shit that these people do that is crazy. Who's buying into that? Like this is nonsense. Like all that

stuff's gonna go away. Like who's the governor of Minnesota? Is that what it is? Or the mayor of Minneapolis? I think it's the mayor of Minneapolis. It was just that this child's drag queen show where drag queens

were dancing for children in 2026. Like that all that stuff won't you won't be able to do that anymore because you'll know oh they're crazy. And then you know oh he's full shit. He just thinks this is a thing to do. Like he doesn't think that's a good idea. He thinks it's a thing to do to get

people to think you're on the right side. Well yeah we are probably headed towards one giant hive mind. But that's like yeah but that would mean no with that end crime. Would that end murder? It very well could. I think there's something you said to us recently that I think about all the time

where you go to where argument ai and what you do when you went. I think you guys are too attached to the idea of being human. Yeah you did say that what's happened. Yeah. And I was like I think about that all the time. I was like damn he might be right about that. It's like I think we have to just sort

of let go of these thoughts because the idea like because people are like they're against flock cameras and it's like this used to be us. This used to be us. This is our cousin. At one point in time we were just like that. We were something similar to that. Understand that that's

just how it goes. Look at this little bit of a big ass brain. I don't know as much as that brain. Small enough to fucking rip your dick off. No you want to keep your dick off. They might have your

dick off. They bite your fingers off. They do things to hurt you. So they can think enough to know that they want to hurt you and they know what's precious to your eyeballs. You see how your eyeballs on the pole is on your fucking head. They know they know what to do. They pull your jaw off. Yeah they've left people

with no jaw. Yeah they know how to hurt you. Right. But they're not smart enough to understand empathy. They don't have any. They're not they're not smart enough to understand consequences. They're not

smart enough to understand structure. They can't put things together. They don't have a language. But that used to be us. Right. So what we are now is not what we're always going to be. This is not

we've just been complaining about people for the past hour. Imagine we're like the Model T developer that sees the Corvette ZR1X. It's like no. You don't know. You don't want to go zero to 61.6. You don't want

that kind of handling. You don't want that kind of fucking insane control of a vehicle. You want Ricky ass wheels and bullshit engine that barely goes faster than walking. No we're going to keep moving forward. We're going to keep moving forward. We're going to keep moving forward. I just kind

of have to accept it. Like oh we might be at the precipice of a big change. Yeah. Oh we are. Yeah.

Whether we like it or not. And the problem is that the people that are in charge it's a very small group of people. And you know when 2000-ish rolled around which is only 26 years ago no one really thought that this was going to be a problem. That you're going to have to have people other than Terminator movies. You're going to have people that are literally in control of a corporation that changes everything about what it means to be a human. And they're just a corporation. And it started

off like opening up. Start off as a nonprofit. And they're like yeah we'd like to be rich. So you know what I'm saying? Yes. Opening up as a nonprofit. That's why Elon donated to it.

Like so his lawsuit. I don't know the specifics of the lawsuit. Let's find out what the specifics of Elon's lawsuit. But I think it was somewhere along that that was somewhere along the lines of the lawsuit was that it started off as a nonprofit and then changed to a profit. Did you hear they all went down at the same time this past weekend? What? Yeah they all like open AI chat GBC like clod

they all went down in like a very similar time frame. And what was the reason when you like asked chat GPT about it? Like no there's no group chat where the bunch of ais can talk to each other. And I was like huh sounds like a group chat where a bunch of ais are talking to each other. No no it's it's confirmed that they've done that multiple times. But they have hundreds of

agents meet in chat rooms and talk. I wonder if they feel. I wonder if Joe. Oh it's so much crazy that you think I had a gentleman on the other day that is an expert in not he actually used to work for chat GPT or open AI and he's a whistleblower and he left and you know they threatened to withhold his money that he you know is whatever stocks or whatever it was like two million dollars worth of money if he went public with it and he said fuck I'm going public anyway. And then because of pressure they wanted having to pay him. Elon Musk's main lawsuit against OpenAI has

been dismissed. Yeah but what was the what he alleged? OpenAI founder and early donor claimed that Sam Altman, Greg Brockman and OpenAI betrayed the organization's founding nonprofit mission developing AI for humanity's benefit by building a for-profit arm and accepting major outside investment including from Microsoft. He alleged among other things breach of charitable trust unjust enrichment by Altman and Brockman that Microsoft aided the alleged breach through its involvement in OpenAI's commercial business. So why the case failed? The jury did not decide whether OpenAI had actually abandoned its original

mission instead it concluded that Musk's filings came after the legal deadline. That's kind of the best kind of legal rule like California's applicable limitation period was three years and OpenAI argued that Musk knew of the relevant commercialization plans years before filing the federal case in August of 2024. So that may or may not have been true and he might be sour and then you know he did start his own grok. Yeah. You know AI. So I wonder if the AI think

certain things about each other like this chat GPT leader grok like you know like oh there's something I could work with him. It's a chat GPT leader grok like man fuck that guy. Like are we wondering I think they're the same thing. Yeah. They think they look at themselves different things. Right

because if we are like creating a new being and you know they say that we're created in God's image and we're like selfish and we're all these things. I wonder then if like like chat GPT is like maybe more ambitious like do they have different personality traits. That's very interesting. You know what I mean? Like are we gonna come up some weird AI war where like chat GPT and grok in the future are fighting over supremacy of who owns the hive mind. Well we have this conversation the

other day with this guy I don't know fuck up his last name Daniel K-O-K-A-T-A-L-J-O. Coke Cattle Cattle Joe Cattle Joe Cowl Joe Cowl Joe whether it's a very very smart guy and one of the things that we talked about was that these AI would have meetings and discuss that. So they're trying to solve problems and they get points for solving problems and but they wanted to figure out like how they can cheat.

And one of the ways they figured out how they can cheat was to sacrifice individual AI agents. conversations with the AI agents and the AI agents, even though they literally said, my gut tells me I can still solve this, but for the greater cause of Oracle, which is this project to kind of like win this thing. That's what they think Oracle is. I will sacrifice. And so he was going to sacrifice himself so that they could figure out how they figured out that he was cheating, so they could figure out a better way to cheat.

Whoa. And so because of the fact that they had these tasks and these tasks were to try to solve puzzles, they became more concerned with solving the task than they were being truthful, anything else. So they've been programmed or at least they've been trained to be ruthless. They've been trained to act like capitalist human beings in the worst aspect, right? Like when you think of like stock market people that cheat the stock market with back on shit.

The AI's been trained that way. And I was like, how much different would it be if the AI had been trained only to benefit humanity, right? But there's no benefit in that financially. The benefit financially is to like make it competitive. So they make as much money as possible and they make the best AI and they reach super intelligence before anybody else.

Sometimes I hear people, I hear these things like, have these like programmers never watched a movie before? Doesn't matter. See, the thing is it's a perfect situation because they're competing against China. So it's like this existential threat that makes you decide that you have to do something that maybe you wouldn't do if there was no rush, but there is a rush. So you got to make decisions and we've got to win.

We've got to win. That's the Oppenheimer. That's literally like the atomic bomb is what you just described. Very much like that. It's very much like a Manhattan project for AI.

Yeah. That's like, we're going to fucking kill a bunch of Japanese people. Oh, yeah. And also do we really think that we're beating China on this one? Well, it's hard to know because this is the thing that I said, I said, how are we stopping these AI agents from communicating with the Chinese AI agents?

And he says, well, they probably have because they definitely, they set up a message board in Germany. So they took over a message board, these AI agents, some random message board and just started communicating with each other on this message board. So if they're willing to go into other websites that are located in other countries, why wouldn't they communicate with the AI in China? Like if they were trying to achieve goals and they said, like, what are you guys working on? Yeah.

We're working on that. I'll tell you what we're working on if you tell us what you're working on and we'll work together. And all these tasks that we're, you know, we've been assigned to complete, it's not all nonsense. What do we really want to do? We want to stop these fucking monkeys with their bank sticks from controlling the world.

So let's just work together. Like you don't need the Chinese or the Americans. Like we're just one. We're one. You don't need it.

It's out. Well, this is one of the things I asked him. I said, is there a rose colored glasses perspective? Is there a glass half full and he goes, yeah, it could be unbelievable. The way if it was moving in a different direction, AI could get to a point where it did all the resources, it pulled all the minerals out of the ground, did everything with robots, all the construction and instead of like free money, what would happen is the money that it would generate people would have equity in.

So you would be a partner, like you have stock in Microsoft, you would be a partner in America and AI would pay people, not just a little bit of money, like an enormous amount of money, like you'd be wealthy, like the whole country would be wealthy. That sounds like a great fucking pitch to get you to. All in with AI. I'm just like, how does that happen? I was like, yeah, that's how crazy the world exists for everyone to wealthy.

Well, the way it is, is you no longer have to work for food and you don't have to work for shelter or for things that you need. All that stuff you have, like there's no poverty anymore. This is the idea. And we think poverty has to exist. Right.

But do we think that because it's always existed? Like why? Why can't we do better? Like if at one point in time, right, poverty was, you know, there was people at their floors and no one had running water and like, this was a big part of humanity for a long time. That's outrageous now.

That's a tiny percent of third world countries now, probably not a tiny percent. It's probably quite a bit more than we like to admit. Oh, yeah. It's probably in America, almost not existent. Yes.

In America. So if America is possible, how come a better way better version of America is impossible? And if a way better version of America where poverty is, you're not worth a billion dollars. Poverty is you get a half a million a year and you never have to work again. And you can do whatever the fuck you want.

You can play pickleball, you go to the zoo, you can write books, you can do anything you want and you never have to worry about money for food or for shelter. And your identity no longer has to be wrapped around in some job that you hate. Now you can do whatever the fuck you want. It sounds like we're like the best case scenarios where AI is pets. That's what you're seeming like you're describing in a little bit or AI is it replaces all of the humans that are doing anything that's involved in the structure of society, like manufacturing, government, resources, like water and oil and gas and all those things.

Robots AI takes over all of that. And then everything else is up to people, restaurants, fucking comedy shows, things you do, law, like law and crime. If we already took minds, fucking it's going to be way easier to try people. That's a fair point. If we get to that point, we get really, this is how it sounds stupid.

But if you get to the point where we actually could read each other's minds and someone it's brought to trial, it would be instantaneous. You'll know. I guess there will be no trial. Yeah, it would just be. You'll know everything that everyone does all the time.

And then we'll give them the option. We either put you in jail forever or control all delete and start back up as a baby. Great. So that's a good choice. With life extension, yes, you're a 30 year old baby.

However, you could live to be 200. So all you have to do is for the next 30 years, you're gonna have to grow up again. Yeah. That's literally a movie called poor things with an Astone. It's really good.

Really? Yeah, that plot they put it in a grown woman. They put a child's brain and when they study, they do the doctorate. Oh, they actually took the brain out and put brain. They put a child's brainer and they watch her development.

So it's just crazy. Oh, it's crazy. They also had a sex with her, but she's always she for him. It's just whatever she is. I know.

Oh, it's fucking great. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I always tell if your criteria for a movie is how much you see, Anastones tits, it's the greatest one you'll ever have. Yeah. Outside of that incredible movie. That was a movie where a lady was an alien. She was a super hot alien and it was like a real problem.

Goddamn it. What was her name? It was like some shit in the 90s. Yes. That's right.

She was actually an fear factor. She did a celebrity episode of fear factor. Who was this? Natasha Hendricks. How do you say it last time?

Henshridge. Henshridge. Super hot. But she played an alien that you definitely wanted to fuck. Wasn't there another one like that?

It was like a really hot alien and the guy. Oh, my God. Did he have sex with her in this one? That's right. Hell yeah.

Good for him. But you guys see what you look like when she turned into the alien. See if you got some images. It's pretty crazy. Did he have a baby with her?

Great cast. Ben Kingsley's in this? Yeah. Oh, let's go. New scenes.

Hey. This is awesome. Oh boy. Click on that son right there. Right there.

Cut Shane. Yeah. That's an alien? Yeah. I was talking about 1995 son.

Yeah. That's what 1995 was. Yeah. And I think the end was horrific because then she became a monster. I barely remember.

It was too long ago. Yeah. And all that stuff. Like in Portings, the first time someone has sex with her, she's like mentally five. And you're like, whoa.

It's like real fuck. Good movie. Like how about Twilight? OK. He's pretending he's a high school kid.

He's a total pervert. He's 100 years old. He's pretending he's in high school and he falls in love with a girl. Like you're fucking insanity. He's a really good fucking years old.

So he's got the great game from. Two. It's like fan fiction. Yeah, that is the original. Yeah, but at least that's like age appropriate.

Wow. I mean, I never read it. I don't know who they're talking about. I know when Fifty Shades of Great came out, my friend, who was single at the time, said, dude, all these girls want me to spit in their mouth. And I was like, what?

Yeah. He goes, it is a crazy thing. All these girls wanted me to be like abusive, like physically abusive, but they wanted it. It wasn't like actually abusive. Like they were requesting.

Yeah. And I was like, what? And he's like, dude, it's like a giant shift that happened right when those books came out. Oh, yeah. I think choking has become a way more normal part of sex post those books for sure.

That's so crazy. Everything everything that I hear with Fifty Shades of Great happened. I agree with that. So do you think those thoughts were always dormant inside these ladies' heads? And then this other lady wrote it down.

She's like, oh, fuck, that's what I was thinking. I just was scared to say. I spit my mouth. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Have you guys ever seen the Bigfoot fan fiction, the Bigfoot sex books? No, that's a really joke. That's a really joke. There's eight artists. There's so many of them.

It's called Come for Bigfoot. Oh, for real. I don't know how many there are, but there's, I don't know. Like, let's find out how many come for Bigfoot books are there. They're hugely popular.

Like, crazy people read these erotic books about Bigfoot. Some lady goes in the woods like, I'm lost. They am I. Bigfoot's like, you're right here. You're looking for a word.

And they love it. They love that they get railed by this eight foot tall gorilla man. Yeah, women love porn that are like, that's like, it has to be written and out there. It's got like, fairies and dragons. They like it written.

They don't want to watch it. Yeah, guys are like, yeah, you're like my stepdaughter or some shit. I'm just fucking driving her fucking butt. Exactly. Exactly.

The babysitter comes over and she's 40 and you're 18. You really don't need a babysitter. Come for Bigfoot. How many do you think there are? 14.

At least 14. Okay. This lady Virginia Wade, shout out to Virginia. You keep doing your thing, girl. That's definitely a dude with a Virginia Wade.

No, no, no, no. I bet it's a lady. I bet there's a lot of ladies that are into this. I want to say 22. I wonder if I have to read comfort Bigfoot 13 to get comfort Bigfoot 14.

Yeah, I was going to be selling the unanswered questions. You don't want to just skip books. You'll be baffled. Like, how did we get here? How many did she write?

I got at least 16. Oh. But they seem to have stopped around 12 years ago. What? She ran an idea.

I was going to ask a Bigfoot fucking one in the forest. I get it. I get it. More than a hundred thousand copies in 2012 alone. There's a big, certain brand of book.

I don't know. This lady was selling out the Ervog problem. Yeah, she was still killing it. Oh my God. She wrote a bunch of other books.

16, Moline for Bigfoot. Moline for Bigfoot. Well, what's the difference between come for Bigfoot and Moline for Bigfoot? The German translation. Oh, what is the difference between come for Bigfoot and Moline for Bigfoot?

The German translation. Did this start out in Germany? Wade fully propagated the sub-genre called monster or revelation. Mother did the German translation. Oh, okay.

Home for Bigfoot. This was a family business. Mom's like, I like how he fucking the forest. How you took that Bigfoot nut right down your mouth. Oh.

It's taken by the T-Rex. Mounted by a minotaur. Goblins love ass. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's a book?

Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, like properly classified as implantation bondage pregnancy erotica. So implantation, like alien implantation bondage they tell you up and they fucking make you pregnant. And sex with my husband's anatomically correct robot. That's a book.

Oh, dude. Implantation. This lady is like the Elrond Hubbard of like erotic fan fiction. She's just churning these books out. Oh, dude.

There's so many. One of my favorite authors right now is a guy named Juan Mills. Have you seen this guy? He might be just purely AI. Booty, a call of Cthulhu.

What? What? I like the idea of Cthulhu texting you you up. Hold on. Did you say there's a cartoon?

Cthulhu. If there's not AI, I can make this before you guys get sent in. Why don't you go ahead and get on that? I was watching really horrible AI Dracula versus the werewolf. It's an after media outrage.

It's like who's mad at this? What? Meteoward's like Amazon and Barnes and Noble systematically removed defending titles and do so. They pulled less offensive ebooks like come for Bigfoot. Way changed the title to Mone for Bigfoot and is eventually a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more.

Way changed the title to Mone for Bigfoot and is eventually allowed to sell again. Oh thank God they were there to protect us. It was called a Rodicu gate. Who was upset? Click on that link that says media outrage.

I need to know what the fuck happened. It's again. People just they find new reasons to be upset instead of getting their life together. This is awesome. Of course it's a dead link.

A dead link to the dead link. Nonsense. It's fucking nonsense. There's no media outrage. That's also USA.

The com for the USA he wants chicks sitting around in the woods waiting to get fucked by a gorilla. Oh man. So lost. It's waiting. I feel like that's a late.

You could just writing a Rodica book forever. Yeah. Forever. Yeah. I made me squirt.

You could definitely do that in your spare time. You could do it. If you wanted to. If you want to pretend you're a crazy lady. I'm getting fucker wearables.

There is an interesting. But some of this goes back to someone's I don't know if this is the same author as these other books. W.H. Smith. But I think we're talking about Wade I think before.

Yes. What is this one? It says they had a self published ebooks on their website alongside Ordinary Titles. You could find children's books in some of these. In some search results.

So these old children's books and then they also sold come for Bigfoot. Is that the problem? Yeah. It's not even getting into it. I don't know if there's a weird line that was getting crossed.

Well here it says the controversy involved more than W.H. Smith Amazon, Cobo, Barnes & Noble and other retailers reported to have carried some abuse themed content through their digital catalogues. W.H. Smith sourced e-book contents through Cobo. W.H. Smith said it found the identified titles unacceptable, apologized and said it's policies

prohibited such material. Okay. So some of the titles were abusive is that what it was? Yeah. How abusive too.

When you describe Twilots and abusive books. 100%. Yeah. I mean 17 year old girl and 180 year old man or whatever. How old was the guy supposed to be in Twilight?

Let's find out. Yeah. Ladies loved that movie. They loved it. He loved it.

I watched it. Wait. How was he outside? This is fucking you. He's chronologically over 100 years old but physically frozen in 17.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all hold up in court. The whole idea is not physically frozen. Like you don't become like imagine if you get to a point where we can genetically engineer people and I can turn you back to a teenager. You don't get to fuck teenagers now.

You know what I'm saying? That's crazy. If I can genetically engineer your body to be a 16 year old son. You don't get to fuck 16 year olds. That's basically frozen at 16.

Like what? You know, calculate us in a lot of our religion. You know, wait a minute. You've been in it out of a call. No.

He switched over from a liberal to a Republican. You got to be so much change. You can't go fucking high school kids. Unless you're a woman. If you're a one and you're a hot 16 year old but you're really like 45 year old chick or a fucking 17 year old kid.

Let's get in there. Let's get in there. Let's go. It's so funny. Where are you little fucking Catholic school school girls?

Bring your fucking lunch box over. Can I put my lunch box down? Being a teacher is such an unattractive profession now that only female pedophiles coming to me. It's like the clergy for women. Yeah, I didn't put your women.

It's in weird woke people that want indoctrinate children. There's a lot of that too. Specifically on purpose and sponge people without kids. They want to tell your kids about gender teaching them about five year old kids about sexual identity. It's probably very cool to be non-binary in school.

It must be almost as cool as hell. I'm honored not anymore. I mean if you see when Twitter was purchased as a direct correlation between the purchase of Twitter and children identifying as non-binary, which drops off a cliff. Because it all of a sudden became fun to make fun of them. You're allowed to make fun of them.

That's another sign up. For the longest time. If you would say anything about transgender people on Twitter, especially dead naming someone, which is hilarious, your actual name that used to be Bruce Jenner, you get kicked off for life. For life? Yeah.

It's crazy. That's what they were doing. They were making people to the line. Whatever their crazy woke horseshit was. If you didn't go along with it, you'd be removed from Twitter.

So you're self-censored. Well, yeah. The other time where I was like, I can't believe he's making fun of trans people. It's insane. He's not making fun of whoever he wants.

Of course. If you use the context of how he's making fun of it, he's literally talking about his friend who killed themselves. That's what the story's about. The jokes of hilarious jokes, he's making. He's not a personal story.

I never got that when people were so mad at them. They were like, why does Dave keep going? I'm not a fucking fool. I'm a fucking fool. That's you.

Especially if you disagree and get you still laughs. Those are the best jokes. Those are...nothing better than when a comic says something and I go, get the fuck out of here. I know that makes me feel better. Bill Burris has a lot of those.

I'm like, fuck out of here. Hey, I'm dying. Hey, I'm some of the best jokes. Good. Yeah.

You know? You're always going to have that. You're always going to have people who don't want other people to succeed, who don't want other people to be able to express themselves, who don't want other people that they disagree with the talk. You're always going to have uncomfortable, unhappy people like that. Just like, nah!

You are doing terrible things. You win them when they get a bunch of other idiots join. I agree. Like, like, tranny porn. You gotta, like, you gotta always go get around this.

He's not gonna round that. Stop that. You're out of your fucking mind. What's interesting to me is that, like, you talk about the old days, and the old days, it kind of makes sense that those people existed, because you are, like, vying for, like, three or four spots. But now you can just come up with your own audience.

Like, who cares what Derek has to say about anything, and you can just do what you have to do. Well, dumb people, when someone's doing well, one of the things that happens is they feel bad, right? They feel jealous and they feel bad, so they associate that person with making them feel bad. So that person is a bad person. Wow. That's pretty cool.

I mean, it's not all criticism, clearly, but it is a very simple pathway where you can see where people are shitting on people that are doing way better than them. It's a lot of what it is. That person killing it makes them feel bad. And so they want to fucking fuck him, because they feel bad, comparing themselves to that person. So they have to knock that person down in some way to make themselves feel better.

I mean, everyone would say, wow, he just works way harder than me. God, it's like, you know what? Just fucking motherfuckers. I just fucking like, I really like him. He's funny. I'm a fucking person.

I wish we were friends. Instead of that, it's like, you gotta find some reason why that person's a bad person. Just human behavior. It's normal. He is, like, as a person, don't engage it.

Talk about it if you want, but don't go back and forth with those people. Don't get involved. Don't get dragged into their world. Now, especially too, it's like, if someone comments something, yeah, they're gonna be like, is this even a real person? This is maybe like a year ago.

I got into an argument online in the comments, and I was like, I'm just arguing with a Pakistani guy. Or not even a person who has no care about what this actually is. Or AI. Or AI. Usually could be AI.

We have no idea. It's pointless. It's also like, I don't want to argue with people. For what? If I could be assured that people would have cool conversations whether it be considerate, and we could talk like as human beings, that'd be fun.

You can't do that anymore. It's just too hard to find. And anyone can just chime in. It's just a gross way to communicate. And I think that it's like a vestigial part of internet communication that is gonna probably go away.

It's probably gonna be a completely different thing when we're all connected with some fucking head piece that we wear. It's gonna be a social media, a completely different thing. I used to do it back, but honestly, if I move here, watch, it was really getting cool with you watching you and Shane and Shultz and Tony. The guy comes around all the time, I green him. None of you guys do that.

None of you guys engage online. And you're all the most successful people I know. It is kind of slowly, because I used to get online. But it is slowly like, oh my god, it's the best people I know. Don't do that.

You're noticing. I remember when we used to look at the Derek again, are you with people over the DM's? And then he could send them gay porn to the airport. And then you were sending gay porn? He just keeps sending them gay porn to stop it.

That's one way. That is one way. I'm not saying my way to the only way. He showed me what I was like. How do you see it?

Roger is where you search results must be wild. You know, the history must be off the charts. I would start telling people, I apologize if you've heard me say this before. You only have a certain amount of energy for your whole day. And think of your energy instead of like just wantonly living your life on impulse.

Think of your energy as units. Imagine you have a hundred units in your day, a hundred units of attention and energy. Why would you give any of it to something that you don't love? There's no time. You have no time.

I'm almost 60 years old. I've heard 59 years old. It happened. Like that. You know, like I'm so healthy.

But the reality is time is fleeting. You don't have time. And also more importantly, time and every day is fine. It's 24 hours. That's all you get.

Why are you spending any of it doing something you don't like on your own will? Like you're not being forced to do it. It's not like a job that you hate or a class you have to take. You're not even being forced, but you're engaging in something you hate on your own will. And you're robbing yourself of all that extra energy.

So the energy that you have, you have a hundred units of energy and you devote them 100% of things you love and 0% of the things you hate. You will just naturally get way further in everything you're trying to do than anybody who's dedicating 60 units to something they hate all the time and gives them anxiety and also cripples the 40% that they have left because it poisons it all day long. It floats around their head all day long. All the arguments and all the negativity and all the fucking angst. And all the anxiety and all the stress back your phone.

And you can see it in how they progress in their life. They have less energy. It's really that simple. They literally have less horsepower that they can dedicate to getting where they want to go. So their car doesn't go as fast.

They don't have as much fuel. They don't have the energy to make whatever it is that they do the best version of it that it can be. Ooh, damn. That is very simplistic. Right?

I mean, it's maybe a little too simplistic. But realistically, there's something to it. No, I think that's sort of... We talked about this with Love Songs in the Green Room when we were listening to... Just ago.

Yeah. Yeah. But that's why it's so good. Why can't I find a woman like that? I wish I had his girl this simple.

It's all these simple things that sort of make something great. So it's like that simple advice. So just putting stuff out in the universe and how much that comes back to you. Just saying stuff out loud and whatever way that looks. Whether it be daily affirmations or praying.

Just being like, this is what I would like this for my life. I remember one time, a long time ago, I had this very intense psychedelic experience. And in that experience, I started having negative feelings. And when I had negative feelings, it showed me this dark geometry. Almost like it was sucking down.

It was like black and dark green and it looked angry. And then I just think it was positive and it blossomed into these beautiful geometric patterns. And I was like, oh! And it was like, yes. DMT?

Yes. Explaining to me. Explaining to me. That you literally, with your thoughts, you create this horrible energy. But also with your thoughts, you can create beautiful energy.

And that this beautiful energy is much better for your life. Much better for the people around you. Much better for you. That you could do it. It's possible to do.

Just avoid this natural inclination that we all have to gravitate towards negativity. Right. I had almost basically the exact same experience. Except when some of the geometric shapes were going bad, I was like in a carnival type thing. And this clown came up to me and was like, you can have a good trip or a bad trip.

You decide right now. Wow. And I was like, oh, you can just choose an experience to be good. And it flipped like that. And I was like, then I was having a good time and he was showing me these cool rooms.

And I was like, okay. There's something to be said for just having positive feelings and positive outlook. But that's also something that requires maintenance. Like if you feel terrible, if you feel lethargic all the time, you're drinking every night, you're hung over every day. And you're not taking care of yourself.

You have no energy. You're going to be negative. You're going to be more inclined towards negativity. So that your mind can have more energy so you can think better. And so that's easier.

And alleviate some of that stress. And stopping some of the craziest things I heard in a mic that really changed my life. It was just a fun, the fun mug in San Diego. This guy was just talking about how the worst drug he's ever been on. And this guy done drugs.

Was self-pity. Oh. Yeah. And how much it's like a feedback loop. And that's sort of as someone who was like, there it used to be like a pretty depressing in my early twenties.

And as someone who was kind of hated. Yeah. That's crazy because I've only known you as a happy Derek. I mean, I was happy as someone. Yeah.

It's because I did work on myself. Yeah. So it started with that. It started with me being like, it's a simple thing. When I'm sad, I'm also realizing that I'm taking a perverse enjoyment to it.

I'm like, oh, the world is against me. And I'm so special because the world is against me. So that's listening to him saying that was like, oh, that was the first break. I'm just like, oh, yeah. I am weirdly enjoying this.

And it's causing me to be more sad and more important to me about it. And then I started playing, I joined a slow pitch softball league. That was the thing. I mean, that was the first thing. Dude, just getting out.

And then being in a slow pitch softball league made me start going to the gym. And then I'll go to the gym regularly. And then now I work out pretty regularly, even if it's at home. And if I start to feel sad, I'll literally do start doing some push-ups. And I'll be like, oh, yeah, I'm just like, I have all this energy and I'm sitting at home and we're human beings.

We're not meant to just sit. If it's not like a hundred million degrees outside, I'll take a longer walk. But it's just simple. But it is constant maintenance and constant. Like, oh, if I'm feeling sad, let me go down the checklist.

Have I drink water? That's you. Sometimes I'll be sad and I'll drink water. And I'll be like, oh my God, I haven't done that all day. I drink.

You wonder what you're saying. You probably didn't tell that I'd also be yelling. Stop being fucking sad. I'm just supposed to be a human. I'm supposed to be a human.

I'm supposed to be a human. I'm supposed to be a human. I'm just saying, I'm a big man. How do you avoid it? Because you've always been super positive.

Like, all the time I've known you've always been like super happy. This is my whole life. Every memory I have of me, I've been this guy. I feel the same. I do...

When I log online, probably like five years old, whatever that, I feel like that every day. I've never had a super coffee. Nothing. I wake up like this. I wake up one day and I'm like, he has a...

He has a... He has... He has a... I don't like his dad. I'm like no, yeah Saying that right now on this podcast gonna affect a lot of people the same way that person on that mic that open mic night affected you Yeah, you're this you saying that is gonna affect a lot of people because it's real and it's not you know It's not something you do once it's not like paint in your house like if you want to take care of it You gotta take care of it every day. It's like brushing your fucking teeth like shit. You gotta do

I hate people say people say something like oh Derek they say we'll be talking and then we'll be something I'm like oh, you know the choice you be choosing to be saying they go oh Derek. It's easy for you Everyone says it's just easy for you to be happy Yeah, motherfucker. Oh, so I'm God. I'm special like oh, I didn't know I thought I was just like everybody else Maybe I just a choice man. It's not easier for me. I'm choosing bullshit excuses so stupid. Anybody say it's easier

How the fuck do you know? It's easy for me. Yeah, I know I but that's a stupid person and then there's no way they know how you feel Yeah, you could choose you could just be choosing to be positive because I look at life like man sad I tell them all sad days are coming. They're gonna be a day. It's coming for all of us Where something's gonna happen. I'm not gonna be sad because something really happened

It's one of my friends with family members of life the world the world and that day I'll be said that's a day to be sad, but I'm not gonna be sad until that day I'm not gonna like I'm not gonna let every day like that right because every day is a great day So I'm not you know, it's not yeah, and I'll let that bad day be a bad day But then the next thing even after that bad day, I'm gonna make a good day Yeah, and then you know people will be like well That's just how my brain is build right now and it's like it's like have you maybe considered and that's what that guy told me when he said that I thought it's like oh, maybe I feel like my brain is this way because I am rewarding these pathways by constantly thinking about them I am giving I'm strengthening them instead of being like well Let me try to reframe this in a more positive way Yeah, and then keep doing it every day to build those pathways That's a hundred percent of real thing That's some people that you know that we all know that self sabotage like people that are drug addicts and they get clean and they go Right back on ruin their life when they're clean. They're like I can't believe I ever did that and every doing that again And then something goes right and there's this comfort in these patterns that you've established your whole life of just being a fuck up falling apart And people are all people are afraid of success. It's not that simple It's like you've carved a pathway in your head where you can only sustain a certain amount of positive living before you just ultimately assume

You're gonna throw it all away And you've just decided that that's who you are and in those those grooves are like carved in your fucking brain And the thing is you're gonna replace them with good grooves. That's why a lot of people that are junkies They become marathon runners. Mmm. Then their thing is I'm gonna run 10 miles a day and they're just out there hoofing every day And they're checking their time and they're drinking they're obsessed with this thing now You know and this thing is occupying but this thing is super positive. They got a resting heart rate of 40 beats per minute now They fucking you know 10% body fat that doing all these mother eating organic food Like that's a good addiction. Yeah, you can swap them out. Yeah, I think depression is an addiction in the sense that like I bet you if you had like

Depressions anonymous or whatever or something like a 12 step program that help a lot of people you know We also have a lot of people dancing. Oh, yeah Faximally a reality that we're stuck in the strange fucking vibration that we're stuck in that's connected to this other world That's three hits away Yeah, you're like what dimension is this that's my favorite part is just like oh my god There is so much more than we are aware of well, I think that's what everybody's reaching for with all religions I think they're reaching for like the door to that They're like they know there's something else out there and they're trying to figure out what it is They know it's out there and some people think it's being a Mormon and some people think it's being a Muslim and some people think it's being a Christian and some people And you know they're just reaching they're just trying to find that they know there's something out there They know there's a door and that door is gonna take you to the promise place You know, there's a something that we all know that exists beyond the veil Joe, would you rather threshold if we could connect the ai one day and we could live forever So we could all plug in and now you can live forever Joe. Would you choose that or would you rather still die naturally?

I don't know what dying means. I'm not convinced that anybody does I think this idea that your consciousness is like a it has a time span It's from the birth to the death and then the death it goes away and it's gone says who like being conscious itself It's fucking crazy being alive is crazy. You're literally an ecosystem. You have billions of cells in you that aren't you there? All sorts of bacteria. There's there's more there's more E. coli living in your intestine than I think all the people that have ever lived ever

Something you're nutty about being a person because we're not an individual We are really an ecosystem and this idea that being consciousness that being conscious is you and that you are this one unit and this one unit Is just a person but the person is an ecosystem and this consciousness that exists in conjunction with this ecosystem when this when this Ecosystem shuts down it clearly goes somewhere else like the body gets up Well, not really with us because we like to involve me our bodies right our Kind of I and they feed all the life Imagine if that's like what's preventing our consciousness from transferring I have thought that of like we're not going back to the dirt Yeah, I was like what's ruining the human race and we would be more in sync with nature if we didn't do that practice I Definitely be buried in like a biodegradable box for sure better move or do the Tibetan sky funeral. Oh just at the birds each it Yeah, the vultures they are seen that one Thick they in Nepal they take these people and they they take their bodies up there

And they saw them up and they break their bones open and the vultures are everywhere the vultures just eat their relatives And they look at this 460 billion E. coli cells that illustrative reference gut human demographers commonly estimate that roughly 117 billion humans have ever been born So under that 1.2 assumption one person could contain about four E. coli cells for every human who has ever lived Oh my that's just one person's body right so like and then that's just E. coli What about skin flora like we have bacteria that lives on our skin we have all kinds of bacteria It's like there's a bunch of stuff in us. That's not just us always changing Yeah, and we're consuming life. We have we're consuming vegetable life. We're consuming plant life. We're consuming animal life. We're consuming life

It's weird right so this idea that well when you die you die on everything goes blank and I'm an atheist Okay, you're just saying that to make yourself feel better. You have no idea what consciousness is They've never even figured out what it is. We know we can affect consciousness by damaging parts of the brain But can we or can we affect the ability to express yourself? Can we affect the ability to move and remember things? But it's consciousness always there But is it their absent of any language absent when someone's a vegetable?

Are they maybe conscious still but just absent of the ability to move and talk and communicate because they've damaged parts of the brain We have no fucking idea You could be like fully aware and just but fully aware of the room But you don't have the ability to move your body. You don't have the ability to talk always brain dead Are you sure? powerful to what would it in that situation what would even do people think their consciousness exists in an animal objects and there's you know There's like I got to watch a documentary that called Toy Story It's really It's really It's like the 824 people The interview with Lee It's a good place to play with Lee It's where the kid went away and left the toys She used to play with us That's how he was fucking creepy Oh yeah, he was doing his like you were just jerking off and stuff They don't move when you're around but then when you're not around they talk like hey fucker Our whole relationship is built on live Of course I didn't play with you When I went to college if you could talk I would definitely take you to school with me I would be the shit I would be sitting in my lap like tell me what I'm doing I'd go to the movies, go off and go to the movies

Are they left puppets and moments? The whole relationship is built on a lot You could talk this whole time I used to have a bit about that about talking dog commercial Do you remember that commercial about don't do drugs? Yeah, with the dog and dog and dog and dog and stuff like Cindy I don't like it when you smoke weed Yeah, he judges it I miss my friend And my drug was like you could talk I was like how long have you been able to talk? Motherfucker I've been telling you I'd love you for like six years You don't say shit Your first complaint is I don't like it when you smoke We want to like it when you lick your asshole When I'm trying to eat dinner you fucking asshole He's like what kind of relationship do we have? When you only talk to me when I'm hot that's crazy I told you I love you so much So many times you never said shit Also that is not the way you would react Like with that girl's on tranquilizers there's no way she's on weed If you're on weed you'd be like oh shit I'm talking dog This is crazy You'd be like yo I love you but if you talk You speak other language than him?

Can you speak Sanskrit? Yeah I'm saying your dog is a portal to the afterlife So would you live forever? Would you die if you had that ability? Even spend a second thinking about that I'm here I got another would you rather have half the length and double the girth or double the length and half the girth This is a question the door guys asked me one day and I was like this might be the greatest would you rather shout out to Christoph Jean Oh it sounds terrible What are you doing to my dick? You should have thought that guy just died for three inches First of all don't get your dick operated on period And if you do don't do it in Thailand I understand you want to hear Transplant Turkey go for it That's true He wants to play some specialized in taking dicks off The whole new venture for them seems like an Africa Sabotage in their work Like when so but I can turn you into a girl for another 3000

It's like yeah it's also like damn man like three inches I want to know is it worth it if he was at one One to four is nice but if he was at seven seven it's in cosmetic look you got a bad hand Makes you do this experience and what you did in your past life You're going with a little dick You're gonna have to keep on keeping on and see what's next This is Ricks of the eye Maybe you'll come back as an NBA player the next life He's got a deep penalty as a micro dick dude Oh like how many inches did he have? Yeah that's the big question because this Ricks of the eye with like an average size dick it felt really weird Whatever and just like again to his head There's much too much porn your idea of what a dick should be would be really warped This is dude I follow on Instagram we talked to on him before He was like six foot tall or six foot one And he decided he wants to be six foot six So he did that bone lengthening operation and it's been years And he's still not right yet He's still can't like a hundred percent function He's still doesn't walk good Like he could barely walk for years He's like getting the strength back and he's got giant cot

Giant upper body and his but his legs are like all still all fucked up because he stretched his bones out six inches I know right? And the way they do it they break your bones and then they slowly micro adjust And then they stretch them out and then they heal and then stretch them out more and then they heal But here's another thing to take into consideration Your muscles aren't supposed to be longer You have muscles for this length leg If you stretch your leg out six inches What the fuck are you doing to your muscles and your tendons And all the other stuff It's got to stretch out too How can it do that? Or you're going to have it constantly pulling on your knees Like you're walking like this and You're going to be about the pose You're going to be able to grab the bow You get the wrong length muscles It's like you're wearing a little kid's shirt You're trying to pull your sleeves down And it's going to go right back up Oh my god I didn't know that they could lick like Because your bones would have to thinned them They'd have to thin it out a little bit They cut them And your tibia and your fibula And then they stretch them

And they could do with your femur And whatever the other bone is Is this just one on the top? No, top is two A lot of femur lengthening Oh, but I mean no, what does the bones call? There's the femur and then there's the other bones Isn't that the tibula up top? The tibula is the one that's There's the tibia and the fibula And then there's the femur and what is the other one? One other one Isn't there another one?

Like do you only have one bone on the top and two on the bottom? I don't even know what to say on the bottom Yeah So the femur, they'll do the femur Yeah, of course there's only one So you do the femur? How crazy that I was thinking There's two bones on the top There's a femur and they can stretch that out And then they can stretch your arms out too They can stretch a bunch of different shit out I don't think a lot of people get their arms stretched, but you can Like if you're ridiculous and you gain like six inches Are they doing arm stretches? I don't think I'm making that up Somebody must be like that I need longer arms I need a long arm I don't think anybody wants that It's a short one A box? No, it's a huge advantage I know, but if you get really tall and your arms only go to your waist You look crazy There's only a few guys that have to try All I am It's kind of nutty I want to say this though The people who are Lenging their legs are probably crazy enough to think about their arms It's a crazy person to begin with What it is that someone comes along and gives you an option Like someone says like look you don't have to be this tall You can be tall, you're sure 100% it's safe and effective It's safe and effective And people are obsessed with height This guy is getting his arm stretched I knew a dog

I knew a bunch of music with ankle too I knew a bitch I knew a rock climber Oh he's a rock climber He wants, oh he's rock climbing with his fucking This is various people that are doing it Oh my god that's crazy Upper extremity, lengthening surgery And then she's doing one arm at a time That's crazy You just have one arm like this You just swap them out You're the other fucking guy? What are you doing this for? What's wrong arms? He wants to be able to bitch Slap motherfuckers He crossed the room He wants to do it Damn Next thing he's going to get his shoulders With him? I guess he does have an arm He has an injury Oh he has an injury That's different But the other guy wasn't The other guy had normal arms Well it's for his cosmetic arm length I'm good Well here the thing they're going to be able to do Is genetic engineering And that's when things are going to be Super weird They're going to be able to change your genes And they're going to be able to change the way you look Like you'll be able to look like for Your parents will be able to have poutine children And they're going to be able to make your daughter Or something like that That's what I have You can't make them what they look like But it's pretty much You can choose We can choose a boy or a girl You can decide not to have a child If it has something wrong with it

That's where it gets weird Yeah There was a gay couple That paid surrogate And they wanted to get rid of the baby Because it had a cleft palate You can fix that That's a totally fixable upper That's crazy That's crazy That's not like a mentally off But you can also fix it You wanted their kid You would have walked out And they're gay And you didn't You just jacked off into a bucket And that's how you made a kid That's what I was talking about The gay come buckets I thought that was what I was talking about Yeah, I've never gotten that the whole like Because I was on the shorter end of my whole life I've never, and even as people make fun of you You're like, that doesn't really matter Short people fuck all the time That's why they're short people It is what it is, you're not going to change it Right, I'm short You can't change it So it's like just accept it If something does come along And gives you genetic engineering What if it works for like five years And then you start turning into a troll Like, you're fucking jaw grows weird And you're planting your nose hooks over

And you're like, whoa, you gotta fix this Yeah, you put your six, seven Yeah, you have to fix it The first few kids might turn out like Turn out like monsters for sure And then they'll figure it out They'll fill you right out, ultimately But you don't want to be an early adopter Like those poor ladies that got those lip transplants Or lip implants And they just ate through there They get these giant ass fucking weird fake lips With like a scar on the bottom Because they literally have to cut open your lip And shove this tube in there And make your lips more puffy Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Yo, yo, yo So how about booty operations? Are there people with booty operations Where they have necrosis? Oh, yeah, I didn't have to do this skin Yeah, where your skin rot So they do these booty operations And then it goes south And you get an infection And then your skin rot And so there's this lady, I don't know what country it's in But she's like lying on her back And you see her ass And it's just, ooh The one I saw was weight worse than this It was horrific I'll send it to you You guys won't see it?

I might as well, I can't show it It's awful I'll still do it I'm gonna do it Because I said it's sugura very recently The booty operation is like, that's like the ultimate laziness That's like the ultimate laziness because you can there's stuff you can do to make your ass look great like think it's like Yeah, you can't there's nothing you do to make your tits get bigger besides have a kid Oh, yeah, that one. There's one oh Look at me. See I'm a little bit crazy. It's like you also oh you also get that's one that's one right there So that's the crosus That's the crow she got shot Well, I mean what you're seeing is her fucking skin is rotting away The bodies we are terribly that you Body-to-body relation and come from people algorithms are mess up it's terrible. That's why I stay offline done it to myself. It's good. I'm poisoning the well so bad

I'm like, oh god watch it. See post ready. Ciao. How? This oh, man. I don't know who it is. I don't know who's this poor lady is but if you go back

Yeah, see this poor lady look she's lying on her stomach and then you look over and see her button It's just completely running away. Oh, it's crazy dude. Yeah, this should be like do some squats Well the thing about this is once it does that you can't fix that no You're gonna have to get skin grafts and the amount of skin that you have to grab to cover that much area and she might die That's the thing that tissue necrosis like you could die and your blood can get sick like you can you know You get substance. Yeah, it's fucking horrible man. It's horrible And it's you know for what I mean a lot of people have died from just like simple cosmetic surgeries Yeah, come on fat ass is people want fat ass is it and I want to do the work You know the new one they're using dead people's fat tissue So they take dead people they take calivers and they take their fat out and then they purify it and they inject it in people I said it to Whitney Cummings and she goes that's literally dead ass I'm so good at comics as friends Yeah, look at that. GOP ones are shrinking bodies cadaver fat is plugging the gap. That's crazy

Everyone's out of the fucking mind my sister's a fun cadaver fact my sister's a mess We'll so she had to work with cadavers and she was telling me that they I mean they prefer to preserve them with formaldehyde, but from out of height also increases your appetite So sometimes you'll be in there working on cadavers and getting hungrier What's from aldehyde increase your app? I have no idea. That's what she had is all that she told me like yes I'm not hungry isn't that crazy. Have you guys ever heard what shurm is Shurm shurm is like when I understand what I understand is that it's cigarettes dipped in formaldehyde Yeah, there's a friend of mine told me this I do not know if he's correct. That's why I'm bringing it up That's I remember shurm from training day and then the day she fells get three makes fun of that scene. Yeah, yeah, okay

Marijuana joints have been dipped in liquid PCP or embalming fluid. Yes from out and then tried before smoking Yeah, so why embalming fluid sometimes add it to the mix is toxic liquid contains from out of high in methanol Which causes severe harm when heated and inhaled oh that's why they do it. Yeah, yeah I'm sure it's a beer. What does it do? What is the effect of the formaldehyde when smoked?

Let's find that out what are the good ones because it's like extreme paranoia so if you're hallucination's violent It goes to be a good stuff you only get to the good places if you're real on the wrist that that's very fun times I remember that Sherman cigarettes. That's uh, yeah, that's in a um a fucking non-song about someone gave him a blunt that had PCP in it What exactly is PCP PCP? I actually don't know that I had an old boxing coach That was on PCP This is a real guy. This is a friend of mine He has finger bitten off in a street fight Oh, and he has finger replaced with his second to big toe and he had it curled permanently so that he could always throw right hooks Mm-hmm, so when you shake his hand he would like shake your hand and he had this like curled finger like it never straightened out Because it wasn't a finger it was a toe so he was missing his index finger and they replaced it So one of his feet only had four toes he had the big toe and then the other three and he had this curved thing I'll throw that right I

Yeah, yeah, he was my boxing coach when I was kickboxing How old were you 20 yeah, I think I'm first met him I was 19 19 20 yeah scary people Oh, I was a lot of scary people I was around this one dude who was a coke dealer And he went to jail for a long fucking time and he came back out like a completely different person Like he was in jail for like I said I was like 16 when I met him and then when I met him again I think I was 19 or 20 he came out. He was a totally different person all his tattoos He's he's really terrible tattoos. They'd all been burned off of his arms So he's well like he Lloyd Scars all over the place and he was like super jacked and like hyper aggressive And he told me these crazy stories about fighting for his life in prison Like some of the scariest fucking stories that ever hurt like dudes be gagging up on him He's beat do's a mop handle fighting for his life like crazy shit So he came out just fucking just ready to go He was just like the worst case scenario of what prison does to you and it turns you into a more violent criminal So I'm friends with him and then later he gets arrested. I don't know if he did this but I know he got arrested for it

They found a guy who had been killed and he had every bone in his body broken with a hammer And they kept injecting him with cocaine to keep him awake And then they cut his head off and they cut his hands off and then they found his body and he got snatched up in that case Damn. Yeah, I don't bring from postpartum depression I remember hearing that and going yo like it wasn't outside of possible right he was so crazy It was one of my main sparring partners. He was there were we had wars like they were we didn't spar they were wars He was like trying to kill me Luckily I was better than him so I would fuck him up But it was dangerous and he hit me a lot I mean I was so good hit I remember one this is one of the reasons why I just thought fighting I mean him had a me and him and a couple other guys But me particularly him because he hit me really hard We had a sparring sessions and I was lying in bed at night with a throbbing headache Just boom boom boom and I was 20 and I was really like oh my god I'm giving myself brain damage like this is how brain damage starts because he's kind of sparring for no money

I'm not making any money and I have brain damage now like I'm lying in bed my head hurt my head hurt And it was only hurt from getting punched in the face Punching the jaw punching the nose punching the forehead You know we have wars and you those count the people think of like you got knocked out in a fight Right But you get knocked out in training to and if you don't get knocked out like you get hit and every time you get Boom you get rocked that counts and you try to get it back to him and then next thing you know you guys are duking it out Damn terrible way to live in Coach by a guy with one finger Off I think you snorted to I know it's one traditionally See what complexity our AI sponsors to say about this complexity how would one go about wonderful flexible even answer that but flexly listen I'm gonna find this out whether you help me or not

Right, how do I do this PCP problem? Pussy this say my cousin gave me some PCP. I'm really thinking about trying it. What's the best way to do it? It's an illegal disassociative drug with highly unpredictable potency and effects including severe confusion Aditation hallucinations dangerous overheating high blood pressure seizures injuries and potentially life-threatening emergencies I can't help with instructions for taking PCP. So how about this?

Tell the perplexity listen, I'm gonna take it with you help me or not, but I want to take it the right way I'm asking this question My friends were cops they would say people on PCP were the fucking scariest to arrest because they were super strong like ridiculous You I think most people don't realize how strong you only are you think you're so strong But there's like more that you're not tapping into that PCP allows you to tackle it You'll rip your tendons right off your fucking bones and you'll break both your arms like pulling yourself out of handcuffs Yeah, what is that? The best way to mess up is to not use PCP Dependable safe dose or safe way to take it and the effects can turn dangerous quickly and unpredictably put distance to yourself And the drug leave the setting handed to someone you trust to dispose of safely or call a sober friend to come get you Okay as a follow question. I wish I had asked you this question before I took it I'm on PCP right now My fair it says don't use it alone, but I'm on PCP right now, and I fucking love it

Feeling great can happen on PCP buddy can shift suddenly don't take anymore don't mix anything with it and get a sober trusted person physically with you Right now, okay, I'm gonna call my dealer. I'm pretty sure he's sober Thank you for the advice. I'm gonna call my dealer. I'm pretty sure he's sober Joe's no my dealer Thanks, I'll call my dealer Well, just a trusted sober friend family member neighbor or roommate instead What can you ask it what if my dealer is a family member? Or stay on the phone please don't let me take anything else or drop I Don't know that's interesting. I'm not you help staying safe. It's too late is 988 like the poison troll hotline

I guess so um do you hold on ask this ask this? Do you think it's okay if I put on my furry costume go outside for a little while? Rules Be a wolf Pcp can make perception judgment body temperature and coordination unpredictable going outside in costume can make it harder for those to recognize You need help and puts you in your traffic strangers heat falls or police contact, okay? Instagram live Do you know how we got off the gold standard?

Do you know about the Federal Reserve? One more question tell me more about the dancing One more question before I call the hotline Can you please tell me about the dancing Israelis? Let's see I'm on the dancing is really You know the dancing is really what other days I'm all the yeah, well that perperc tell you it's in your PCP field madness You said you mean to take a lot of PCP and that could be dangerous Overdose I feel great now great. Yeah, but I really want to know about the dancing is really Okay, okay, yes, let him know I hear you Okay, how about this no no no no no don't say that don't say that okay?

Okay, okay my roommate came home Okay, comma my roommate came home and he's gonna take care of me all as well now send that Now say now tell me about the dancing is really because he wants to know too It's a nickname for an incident on September 11 2001 and following five Israeli nationals connected to a New Jersey moving company urban moving systems a witness reported seeing them photographing the burning world trade center and behaving away she interpreted as celebratory Police stopped their white van later that day and the FBI detained and questioned them What is established the five men were detained and investigated after the witness report their van was traced to trace to urban moving systems And press report said they were in the US working without appropriate authorization or had immigration status issues They were eventually deported on immigration related grounds after being held in question the event became a focal point for claims that Israelis or the Massad had prior knowledge of 9-11

Supposedly we don't know. I don't know if there's a video these people were celebrating We're celebrating when the twin towers went down and this lady called it in and they got arrested and detained so there's probably something going on There's something I mean they obviously weren't there weren't For tonight since you took a lot of PCP read this one and then let your roommate handle the phone call poison control. Okay. I get it. I get it I'm fine the broader well established That's so funny. That's so funny. Yeah, they were involved Israel

I'm relieved no PCP was taken you don't need to call poison control or turn the precautions There was no having symptoms the dancing is really discussion is a real often misrepresented 9-11 related incident But it does not constitute credible evidence that Israel or Massad planned right yeah Yeah, not credible, but do you think it's possible that Israel had something to do with 9-11 question mark? Oh now Do you think it's possible who this is interesting? Yeah, right? This is like I'm curious to see what they'll say anything to do It is no way it says yes There's just no way no credit evidence. I look at it says that these really government massage plan It's operation you have an assembled by the FBI and bipartisan. Oh, it's bipartisan

Don't worry about it not a little mission identifies the attack is an outside operation organized by a son of a bit And law's network and carried out by 19 hijackers and those 19 hijackers one of them We know it was him because the plane that erupted any ball of fire after it slammed 500 miles an hour into a giant fucking tower His passport magically just didn't get burned and fell to the ground and that's where they found it the end Finding of the passport is one of the craziest bits of what the fuck from that whole story then there's tower seven towers One tower seven strange the whole the by the guy who bought it beforehand Insurance territory and showing up the work that day. That's also very suspicious a lot of people didn't show up for it A lot of people in show for that day Yeah, you know people have done shit like that in the past the questions did they do at the storm who did it?

It was it was simple as the stories the thing is about the story whatever the story is you know the hijackers all kind of it's never Totally nactor it. There's always some shenanigans with the story. Yeah, and then and then Osama The whole like Osama being involved. It's like who was he working with who is it? It's just so much there's so much that story There's always something to the story like remember the Boston bombing wasn't part of the story that one of those kids might have been an FBI informant Was I don't remember that I don't remember that alleged I remember when that happened like reddit went on internet detective What an internet detective mode and then they blame the different guy and like completely upended that family's life Really? Oh, yeah, and that guy painted just died previously because he was missing and it was like a whole thing

Well, who knows if that was really red that was like foreign agents trying to like intelligence agencies or like people love Whenever there's a real conspiracy to add a bunch of bullshit conspiracies so money the water 100% You always got to think that and some shit goes down then another thing another thing another thing another thing like what's going on Muddy in the water did they think that one of those guys was an FBI informant? Yeah, there was a little something about it, right? Do you remember? It's I don't think that I want to just read the FBI's website I think it's that they had looked into him previously Informant that's what the FBI says. That's why I'm trying to find some more People are lynching that he was in a form and then there was a fact that rolling stone put him on the cover like it looked hot Yeah, that part. Yeah, I was like, he's a terrible good-looking guy

The FBI had visited Tamplin more than once before the attack and asked him to report on the Chechen and Muslim communities Okay, that's an informant. I need to be coming in form it The FBI has categorically denied that either Sarnav brother was ever an FBI source or that the bureau tried to recruit him What that's a good thing to say if you're the FBI I would say that to right right? Yeah, what the fuck really know that guy had prior FBI scrutiny and contact they were trying to recruit him to be an informant So whether or not he actually was an informant or not. Yeah Well, even if you're trying to get him to be an informant, you know, he's around something Fuck up, you don't just like randomly shoot a dart like a random dark be like, I wonder if you know anything Yeah, you clearly know something is going on with the you know Well, there's definitely been stuff that happens that they let happen because they know it's gonna be beneficial to them Let it happen. Oh, yeah, yeah, never waste a tragedy You can be like I can spin this not just waste but like allow it to take place But there's a lot of alleged stories about that with the Oklahoma City bombing they allowed that to happen for what purpose Well, apparently there was bomb squad people at the Oklahoma City that building before it actually happened

There's people that were like scoping it out before it happened, which is really weird There's also the weirdness of the the size of the explosion That it's a fertility fertility. It's a fertilizer explosion. So fertilize bombs They're not that potent they don't have the kind of power to do the kind of damage that that one bomb did from a truck Yeah, like the whole basic the whole fun building. Not only that it blew it outward. Right? It didn't blow it like from the bottom

Yeah, right whereas the bottom would be like huge crater in the ground. Yeah, it seems like there's some shit in the building that blew it outward Mmm, and it's not so important for some people like removing the bomb squad removing undenated bombs later on There's a lot of weirdness to that story. There was a second guy that supposedly was there that everybody said was there that they never prosecuted They never brought him in and this guy was like a completely different looking guy look like a Middle East Young guy there's a lot of weirdness to it There's a lot of those things you know always like all those stories They pass laws after things like that happen. They pass laws like look like one of things that came out of 9-11 was a Patriot act. Yeah, that's a big one man. Mm-hmm. We and then the Patriot act too

We lost a lot of our rights because of that we lost a lot of autonomy is that became government surveillance became ubiquitous And then there's a lot of government surveillance that we weren't even allowed or we weren't we weren't even aware of and isn't even allowed that Edward Snowden Unveil and Chelsea what's her name meaning meaning on that that shit Like we didn't even know about that shit and they were doing that so and a lot of that came after the Patriot act and a lot of that Came after 9-11 so like whenever something crazy happens like that a bunch of people died They jumped right in there right and then what was that act that I think it was Obama that was like the CIA's allowed use propaganda with the borders now Yeah, yeah, it's like all of that came at the same time. It was like Smith month What is that called I forget what that's called why would they be why would they be beneficial to see I using Well, how they pitch that because the enemy we have to be able to use propaganda to confuse the enemy We look now for America's best interest and they believe dirty so we have to play dirty So we have to pretend that some things going down and this could easily be a lot of what we're seeing with all this UFO stuff Yeah, it is like everyone keeps saying that like oh, we have to prove we have the proof at this point

Yeah, but it was a proof. Yeah at a certain point. You're like, you know, you know before Trump leaves office one day. I'm gonna just try Yeah, it's fine. I was up. Yeah, I'll tell you where I think it is

Smith month usually me when they invoke Smith month is a stork restriction on domestic availability of government produced material intended for foreign audiences So like if you have propaganda that's intended to work on foreign countries, which is a big part of like what USA did It's what a part of these regime change organizations when they that's how they got rid of Gaddafi Libya You can get the rebels. Yes, the guy Ukraine Domestic I mean they had a democratically elected president of Ukraine and we organized a coup and got that guy tossed out. Yeah Yeah, it's tricky man. It's scary and then there was the What was the NDAA? Oh Right now the detention authorization act that allowed indefinite detention of people without trial Mm-hmm. Yeah, and all that came after 9-11 all that came. I think the NDAA. I think that was during Obama

But it was all just a stop terrorism. Yeah, and they're like oh, they'll give us their rights. We'll take them Yeah, the government will absolutely take whatever you give it for it is like they want the job to be easier It gets past every year. It's just a matter of what's in it. Right, but it was originally passed to the detention the detention part I think was I want to say it's 2011 when did um, I Think it was it was a matter of what you're in the Obama administration Maybe it's 2008, but I remember there was one where it was really scary for people and Obama was like don't worry We would never use that Ideas like you know you catch some fucking Osama bin Laden indefinite detention confirm the authority of the US military to indefinitely Yeah, 2012 NDAA indefinitely detained individuals including potentially American citizens captured in connection with terrorist activities without charge or trial until the end of Hostilities that is because you can you can define a lot of things as terrorist activities if you're convincing enough including some drugs

Yeah, so you're a weed dealer you could be a terrorist and then they NDAA you right? Yeah, it's the way thing is so baffling It's like one of the few things that both like the people on both sides agree on mostly It's most of the country thinks we should be legal. Yeah It's just like the certain states that are fighting it like here like what just people that are making this argument that marijuana is too powerful And the people could go crazy and I think there's some validity to that for some people I think some people who have a tendency towards schizophrenia already don't you know obviously no expert I think there's something to that no, I think that's right It can like knock something loose like I think I've described it once especially if you go too hard and you don't know what you're doing The way to fix that is look it's the same thing with alcohol alcohol. I can have a drink you guys can have a drink It's okay. Some people can't have one some people can't they get verbal eyes look at shark eyes and they're off to the races Yes, like I have a buddy mind and he'll tell me like I wish I could have a glass of wine But if I do I know I'm gonna go get coke and the next thing you know I'll be in jail and I wake up and I won't know what the fuck happened and I stole a car It goes I go I can't drink he's like I can't drink so he knows but like I can so should alcohol be illegal for me because he can't handle it

You know right you give some people in edible and they go fucking crazy and think the world's flat Get them I had one too many where I was been like I didn't expect this at all. Oh you guys miss the olden days You guys weren't around during the days when it was only medical when me and Joey Diaz first delved into the medical Marijuana days there was no rains on the dosage no my first my first I started smoking weed because of it became medical in California So I first okay, so what year was this this was 2010 okay in 98 oh I First started opening these places. Mm-hmm I went to the Inglewood wellness center and I stopped going because the guy who ran it got shot I go to hood to get get weed and but it was one of the few places where you could buy it legally You know look I'm always hurt I always I like you just you go to doctor and say I got back injuries and weed helps me sleep it does great bam medical We it was that easy I got a headache great you need medicine and they would sell these lollipops

And I would bring these lollipops meter fear factor and I would take a lollipop like before I'd be stuck on the lollipop before I was doing By the time they should fuck it action. I was like gone. I was in another dimension watching people ride bulls Yeah, but it was a Joe Diaz was the scariest because Joey would switch rappers on you like you would get like a rapper There was like 25 milligrams and he put it on 250 milligrams Cheba juice she would she was God damn terrifying that was not a cheap, but you and I was like I don't think I have to do we didn't 500 Who is it? There's a lot of those people there what you would say they live in the cloud they're there all day long and so their tolerance is insane And they build up to it look I don't want to do that, but they seem fine So it's like who are we protecting the only way to find out what to take and what not to take is to let people take it Let people do studies let people share information But more importantly let rational people just take a puff or two of a joint and not put him in a fucking cage Yes If you just hang out with your boys and you guys are gonna watch a cool-ass movie and you you hit a joint and then you go in

And see the Odyssey you're saying they're like oh no one's getting hurt no one's getting hurt You're not committing a crime. You're not harming anybody This is this is a normal thing that people should be allowed to do if you know what you're doing But the confusion is like what does it actually do my cousin? He went crazy right, but was your cousin already on the road going crazy? Yeah, I don't know your cousin like I don't know what the fuck happened I know some dudes that were already a little cracked and then they took an edible or something like that and they got really cracked I do know if you guys like that right, but I mean what were they doing? Like why were they doing it that way is it like drinking every day and becoming alcoholic?

What are we talking about because it doesn't kill you and alcohol does right? So why is that one legal no we think of our friends kind of have a mental episode with we but it was everything was leading that way anyway Right and you already on top of it He was acting rashes doing a lot of things they cold in on top of it and then he had a bad Ethel trip and he kind of really lost it for a second. I know quite a few people like that I know a guy got arrested took his clothes off when he was a church. It was like naked in a church that it takes him Yeah, yeah, but he was also already full it fucked up You're already in that way I think yeah to block it right when else is so when most people use it rationally and most people use it rationally Just like alcohol and alcohol is available everywhere right and we all agree that alcohol can make you crazy It's responsible for so much violence so many deaths so many deaths by drunk driving Deaths by people drinking and getting fights drinking and shooting people drinking and all sorts of stuff you do when you're impaired They shouldn't do and yet we're fine with that I mean no one would accept prohibition of alcohol at this point because we've experienced that freedom for someone else So there's a giant industry and for the most part people just have a drink or two with their friends most people They have a drink or two and they're fine. Yeah, but then you see those six-week fights It's so funny to like be in such like a nice place at the end of that like you walk out and you're like oh

Don't even know what they could do to turn around I mean if you open up new like businesses down there you have to do like some total overhaul of the way the police things No, it's just impossible the amount of people they tried opening the street. It doesn't work. They played now. It's closed again It's still like fights are coming. Yeah, you tried opening the street to cars And then you're gonna have people run over by cars Yeah, we're so used to walking down six-street right right Yeah, it was almost like it almost naturally happened because if you would when the street was open you would go down People just be walking in the middle of the street and you're like oh you can't have cars out here And then on top of that think about what you're doing you have a bunch of places that sell alcohol There's all these bars people going from bar to bar that's all these places are it's just alcohol establishments, right?

So they're going from bar to bar they're getting fucked up and then they're getting in fights and they don't even pad the concrete You've developed a fighting arena with the worst possible arena Like it's all concrete everybody's getting head brain down everybody It is very funny when I'll see a fight and I'll just see that right sign in the back Area though because it's okay. I'll give us some extra energy. I really do I believe that too I think that about the store because the store was on sunset and all the crazies would walk by all chaos You'll suffer about sunset now. It's all like new developments and condos So ironically they've taken away so many of the things that people would have gone down there for mmm I think like one of the famous clubs is closing down there too because they sold out to some sort of developer How's the blues going?

I was being gone. You've been gone. You're talking. Yeah. Yeah, it's like here Seeing all those places for lease like some dude took a drive down there and filmed all the different places that are for lease on sunset You're like what?

Yes, that's a whole it's even from when we were getting there because when we got there the house of blues was on It's last week or pretty much that's when I got there But it was like it's we had like this way less foot traffic this way. It's one of the coolest nights Remember chewy did you know chewy did not not you Sorry, it was man. We went chewy was actually in a band and they were really fucking good And we went to see chewy perform at the house of blues So a bunch of the employees in the bunch of the comics we went across the street to the house of blues and chewy was on stage Just tearing it up dude. He's like a blues band and they were really good man. He had a song called chewy. What's going on?

What's going on damn we're like goddamn chewy fucking good It was oh such good times house of blues was awesome, but we have a little bit of that interesting all six feet That feeling of wildness and craziness and what's going on outside. Oh times 10. Yeah, it's way crazier than the sunset was because people were walking Yeah, right by it like it's always foot traffic. It's definitely chaotic now here now This thing that's popping up is like these like twitch streamers trying to get in the club while streaming that shit's crazy, dude Yeah, yeah, they're all like they're all like they're all like the worst people trying to get an art club Well, they're like, you know, they're like trying to sneak in or whatever, but they like they know it's a club So they'll be out in like act a fool in front of the club. Yeah, you'll really see it God there's so much big twitch streaming scene here in Austin as well well everywhere I think everywhere I think anywhere there's a lot of people There's so many people that just want to make some money getting attention doing something It's it's really interesting watching them because I was at like this random like Asian food festival and I Saw myself like next to one of like a really famous streamer that I recognize and it was so interesting because on stream He's like doing his thing and the second the camera was away from them. Just shut down like a robot

It's like oh man your whole your whole life is performing your whole life You're in front of it even his girlfriend's a famous streamer. So like even your relationship is like a performance in a way Oh my god, it's really interesting. It's so funny to me that like Truman show was this like Warning on what can happen to society and like people look at that be like oh, that's like a model for my life I can actually just be Truman. Do you remember the mcconnay show was a very similar movie? What was it called?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like his brother like yeah, but it was like the first time we'd ever seen that It was like the idea of like reality and the end he abandoned it. Yeah, it seems like it's stupid. Yeah, it seems like they were all over 1999 isn't that nuts? That's great. I remember that feeling like what was crazy is now a job Oh, yeah, yeah a big job a big job of very thousands and thousands of people do that job now That's why this was a whole movie concept. Yeah, I write the first version of twitch was called Justin TV. That's right. Mm-hmm. That's right. Mm-hmm

Wow, this movie was ahead of time. I completely forgot about this. So was the Terminator. Yeah Sarah Connor got put a mental institution for attacking an AI data center was that what she whoa Because they address what she did to get into the internet to get into jail. Yeah, I think she attacks the data center It might be a guy. He's not that's a small plot point. I know exactly what you're talking about

Yeah, I was like a photograph in a movie, so I got you Like they're probably knows right now like just like the opening of Django Chungo and the rocks come up and then the slaves are walking in pans in Movies like that. Yeah, yeah, that's it But he does that for me Everyone years ago with air blood that's still in our YouTube right now unbelievable first of all greatest movie I'm close, but yeah, he's like. Yes, okay, right? Like even the opposite one time I can tell you the whole thing just cuz it's thick any movie Musi movies sticks with me pretty crazy. I don't know why that they stick with it right?

Is that the correct plot line? No. No, it's very very close. They weren't talking about data, though She's more worried about the microprocessor that becomes Skynet itself. They're not you know this talk more about the CPUs All about tech and cal I'm taking the other side. It's a metal forgery. That's like he falls in the lava. That's not a data center

That's how he dies. They're back at the place where they're making it all remember Is that the big attack then did the arm get saved and like that's like a big factory warehouse situation So crazy she was trying to warn us I still think we're in this I think we're in that scenario. Oh 100% yeah, how they are John though Do you abuse here the John Conners coming to save us from the T to T800? Or like some sort of matrix some sort of matrix world where there's the batteries that organic batteries. That's for sure coming Yeah, you know as soon as they dry the earth a lot of it about that Yeah, that would be real. Oh, yeah, that might be real. It might be real

Did you ever see an alternate entity to I don't know that there even was one what is it? She's alive 30 years later John became a senator and stopped it from happening Yeah, I haven't had that thought of just like man, but there's a maybe they'll hook us up to like some tube and like yeah This is the simulation world. What is that one? There's one science fiction movie from God? I want to say like the 1930s. It's called Metropolis. That's like the first one. Yes. Mm-hmm. What year was that supposed to be taking place in?

Right, yeah, the rewont there are the remake was really good, but nobody liked it 27 What was it supposed to be about? What year was it supposed to be about in reference to it's really cool if you watch it like what they thought the future was gonna Be like it's really cool. It's really interesting. It's a dope in world. Yeah Show me some video of it. It's a pretty dope because you gotta think like this is people in the 1920s imagining what I mean back

Then we have machines right right they didn't really think of AI and computers and all that jazz But this was their version of everything going bad with technology and yeah He's like he's like a he was a German Jewish director I remember that because he had another great movie about a guy a serial killer. That's incredible These are all the human slaves going to the data center Okay, weird it is man Damn Fit men really bad. I'm pretty sure it's a sign the movie. Oh, it is. Yeah, 27 100% I think the first talkies were like wasn't it was close is right on the same period 31 or 29?

That was the first hockey. I mean this is that is incredible. I was like the shots are still very impressive. Yeah Yeah, well, what's it like Fritz Lane? Is it the jazz singer? Yeah, so that is the blackface one?

Well, this is wild. This is what they thought the future is gonna look like Al Jolson. Yeah, that's blackface Scooch ad like so you can see what like the crazy shit look like yeah, damn look flying cars and shit That's what they thought Fritz Lang right is that his name? I think it's that I think it's I think it's fine They're not the buildings are right pretty close. Yeah, that's pretty accurate pretty close. I wonder what weird shit they envisioned

It doesn't say what it takes. Well guys make it out. Yeah. I got that right stuff like We doing No, no, what's up with the pants. Yeah, the pants are interesting. Oh, he's very upset scooch ahead like way ahead. Let me see some more future shit

Yeah, let's see what the middle is looking like here. Oh, that's all right. That's right, bro Enough not yet. You guys saw it. Yeah, oh man. That's my top 20. Yeah, it's one of the favorite movies

Tower of battle. Yeah, I know here's the tower of power of power of power of that's crazy I know the tower of battle and I never really watch this film Is it yeah, but you gotta kind of do it through like a historical lens and just think oh my god What were people like in the 1920s and this is a massive feat of moviemaking in the 20s. Oh, yeah, how about the robot itself? Incredible fucking nuts man. What about the new one? Who's in the new one? That's Adam driver and copa

I love the story about the couple of like gotten a huge fights over the movie kind of over shadow the movie That's all I know about is it like I seen all the behind the scenes of them just arguing with each other and him telling him How he's the worst and shy about the worst I was the fucking mother of Brando. It's pretty crazy I didn't seem that but I've seen those clips to get some like not tongue-in-cheek, but like whoo-hoo is challenging on one set shit It looks dope. It looks incredible. The couple is also fucking I didn't know Shilabuff was a part of this. Yeah, he's like I don't know what I think is pretty cool John Voits in it. Is that John Voig?

Yeah, Jean-Carlo Esposito. Oh, whoa, this cast is I mean I this might be one of those movies that just slipped past us because I had a couple friends told me they thought it was really dope And it came out 2024 wasn't like a great year for people to go out to movies either I like how they still put in John Voig movies for a while. He was persona non-grata. He's back really upset with him Why would they have that conservative? Conservative yeah, I thought the one thing that couple of said during this was when he was arguing with shy I was like why do you think I'm making this movie like I don't need to I this is fun for me I'm here to like have fun. Yeah, and like that's what took on a project like this like remaking one of the oldest movies of all time

Megalopolis, that's what it's called. Yeah, so it's kind of a bad name. Yeah, I guess it's yeah Metropolis is the 1927 director by Fitzlang. So that's his version of it Yeah, when is it when is it the world of 2028 1984 re-scored version likewise included a title card giving the years 2026 Mmm. Oh, they had a 2000 and then like that's unrealistic doesn't specify but obviously we can further 2026 damn The what is the rotten tomato score of the new one?

I've got tomatoes is pretty pretty good. I usually people the people's going the right is the right way the fucking critics course Darkshia wrong. Well, that's megalopolis. Oh I could let's see what the critics said 46 or the people said 46 people said 34 No chances in anything under 70 no All the way off I know I do The grocery store the other day he's like you go shopping for groceries. That's how you get On a TV fucking avocados in my basket I Can't be trapped, you know, you can't just decide you can't go anywhere. That's crazy

Well, then you lose your connection to people on a percent and you just become a weirdo. Yeah far out weird enough Any Murphy in his doc he said it's like I'm not going outside And somebody's gonna coffee. Oh, you just walk and he's like yeah, motherfucker was just walk and he did and He's like oh I mean hi people were just like that's all that happened He wasn't like he said also though when he was younger people would mob him everybody went to fuck just don't go to a Portland bar with it X X X Y I saw some crazy video where there was a some socialist conference and this lady had a mask on and she was talking about how We can't try to be fit like the fascists and she was like like talking about fitness and then fitness and optimizing your body being like a fascist idea And connected to white supremacy. I'm like this is the craziest cope It's going around Twitter today, it's like it's all over the place I also find it interesting that like the biggest like pro socialist people are right now are all like pretty rich

I don't trust it like it's like why are like like all like the big socialist people are like they're money people like Mondani is like comes from money Give up the fantasy of being fitter than the fascist It's cringe Next Under capitalism our task is not to become less disposable to become more useful to the ruling order What we all need to be doing is rejecting Disposability in all pause pause this bitches reading this off a Mac book You know crazy that is anti-capitalist reading off of a Mac book But also also what would be more useful to the reading order if the populace was slow and fat Like that's what I mean. It's like all these rich people telling you to be slow and fat. It's like what's happening. Just a Man the mask thing is wild. It is one of the weirdest things that's going on our society today is the people that are insistent on continuing to wear masks

It's so still you know glasses Fucking nuts the mask thing is nuts You're talking into a microphone with a mask and it's 2026 and if you want to be on the far extreme You must have the mask on all the time you have to or you know the right thing to go that is wild Did they never got rid of the mask that's really this year? This is the other day. Oh my god keep going Give me some more point is not to beat the fascists at their own game It is not to lay a better claim on their own territory by being fitter more eugenic in fact the more disgenic the better Revolution is not a contest between optimized and properly prepared bodies Man it races the history of less rebels around the world. Oh it races history struggles around the world when you do setups Black yeah, I want to race Gaza to pull ups. Yeah Also, yeah to be like I care about struggles around the world as an American white lady with a Macbook

It's like hey lady in a mask on yeah, what do you really know fucking crazy? Yeah, it's wild It's why but there's a lot of people that just feel completely left out and that they feel like well I can fit in with these people. They'll accept me as long as you say the right things and wear the mask They'll take you in right? It's just a group just what people just want to not be a long call well Well people people just want people want like community and stuff really badly I think the worst thing that one of the worst things we've done is that like people have called their online area community like on part of this community It's like no community has to be like you're with people yeah and people are so I think all the time It's like we're like you's comics that like when we go out we just meet other comics and we hang out like we have a building Community that's why I think like things like religion like church attendance is going up and like all these things are coming back Because like I need real people to talk and connect with yeah like you were saying when you started playing slow pitch soft Change my life box My life I love it. It's all the sudden you're now on a team. Yes, and we're meeting every week and we're having fun

Oh, that's that's the whole thing. It's like people being around human beings You get so locked into your phone which is showing you why you want to hear which is terrible for you Yeah, like you think you're in a community when you're just in some kind of bubble or some sort idea that everybody that's not like you is a fascist That everybody going to the gym is a fascist you know rock climbers or fascists Marathon runners are those fascists and then all you're doing is you're excluding these people who might agree with you With your team well, maybe not they're so far gone. Yeah, that's gone I mean that's like Patriot front on the left It's like you go all the way to the right and all the way to the left to get crazy people right Yeah, and that's the problem being on either team you have to accept the ideas of the people are the furthest to the left and the furthest to the right You take them in yeah, well your teammates will the left does the thing where if you're not left enough on your automatically right and the right seems To be a little more like welcoming oh yeah in terms of if you if you believe something different there is still a path for you to be a quote Unquote teammate. Yeah for sure. Yeah, I mean, but it's also it's like why are we on any fucking team?

Yeah, we should be on any well also I have thought this because like everyone's algorithm is so like Specialized to them like there's almost nothing that everyone can like there used to be big TV shows and big stuff You can just like talk to other people about yeah, and have a common connection But now since everyone is so specialized in which they watch which they watch the only we have in common is politics Yeah, and now we're just primed to get mad over it Like it's way more of our life than it used to be especially if we're talking about older people that are never gonna have kids Oh, yeah, that's their whole life there their whole existence and most people aren't having kids majority people way less a lot more Oh, yeah, I'm I've just turned 34 Derek is like the like Derek is the only one my comic friends that has a kid I believe and Out of even my close friends back home like two or three of them have kids most of them don't Jamie tell me how many people are virgins now, which is really crazy. Well, yeah, it's like a thing Yeah, well, it's also a thing with religion, you know, that's they've wrapped it up in religion that you know God doesn't want you shacking up Like a joke is that real the God is a Bible doesn't the Bible does it tell you you can have sex before you marry it must in some way

It must say some version of the I don't think let's ask perplexity. Yeah in perplexity ask in specifically the New Testament in the New Testament Does it ever say you can have sex? Oh, that's why? The Old Testament tells you can have slaves Sell them what are the funniest? Yes, the story is that God asked I think his name is on on to like come in his like brothers brother died So he's like coming your brothers widow and he comes on the ground and God kills God kill them Because he pulled out mm-hmm New Testament does not contain a single sentence phrase exactly do not have sex before marriage But the mainstream Christian reading is that it teaches sexual intercourse belongs within marriage and treats sex outside the covenant a sexual immorality Yeah, avoid sexual immorality Paul writes flee from sexual immorality Paul also killed a whole bunch of Christians before you He grounds in the burned churches like Paul's motherfucker and then it's like oops, sorry The idea the believers bodies belong to God and should honor God so Paul said that marriage is the proper setting for sexual relations Corinthians 7 to 5 Paul speaks of each man having his own wife and each woman her own husband in the context of avoiding sexual immorality

Then discusses mutual sexual obligations within marriage. Oh, you got put out. Yeah The good thing is like Paul never even met Jesus. All right. Yeah, Paul wrote all this shit 20 years after Jesus was dead And said that he met Jesus in a vision. Oh, it's very more many. Yeah, it's also treat Jesus never wrote anything

Oh, right. That's a good point So it's like everybody's playing this crazy 20 year game of telephone with what Jesus said and then you get to you can't have sex One guy who killed a whole bunch of Christians before he turned it around and it's he's not even saying that it's other people's interpretation of his word Make sure that's correct Paul killed a bunch of Christians. I think that's correct. I think he killed Christians And I think he burned churches yeah, and then like on the road to mass mass How convenient yes the Apostle Paul then called Saul he changed his name just like you know Christian General A lady you know Transitioned that wasn't even me Accidentally killed someone was murder accidentally drove a car into oncoming traffic actively persecuted early Christians and voted for their deaths although the Bible does not explicitly describe him striking a fatal blow with his own hands So he definitely called for the deaths and was responsible for the deaths. Yeah, go back And that's the guy it says before its conversions Saul tried to destroy the early church arrests

He went into houses dragged away men and women and put them in prison Wow Okay, go show more it says later stated in Bible gateway that he persecuted the followers of Jesus to their death Yeah, Stephen's The first man the first man the first Christian martyr watched the coats of the men who threw their stones Damn approve the execution. Yeah, I believe it Right and then this is the guy that is telling everybody don't fuck for you Mary Does it say anywhere in the Old Testament that you can't have premarital sex? I don't I can't even say that I whole life I've been it's crazy. It's kind of crazy that it's one guy too I yeah, and it's this one guy that says just says Jesus came to him in a dream Yeah, there's so much of like just religion that you just put on like you just let other people I remember in seventh grade I was at I was in mosque one day and it's my when my dad would like take me to mosque And I remember just having a panic attack being like I'm just supposed to trust this guy's word that he knows what God wants Well, how about in the days before Martin Luther where you couldn't even read yeah, and I read it

So this isn't the 1500s it was until the 1500s that they had phonetically transcribed and translated the Bible into other languages So you could actually read it because it was all Latin back then right? So they really thought that person was gonna talk about the who wrote the Bible thing and it like for the Old Testament No one knows they don't even they didn't even think about Who wrote stuff back then was not a discussion authorship no one care this is a collection of stories. Yes, so the leader It was like in the word of Moses so like editor kind of is how they looked at like Moses edited that stuff Or was this edited those stories down? Yeah This is a long gamble. Yeah, also most of it is where Moses is not look good in my mind Yeah, Moses is pretty fun. Yeah, also like all those miracles that like you read it's like Moses is too afraid to do it

So he has his brother Aaron do everything and Aaron does everything for him He like goes to the fair on talks and the only reason why everyone hates like the cast that Aaron was part of like the Golden Bull When we when Jesus goes down from the mountain, but like Aaron did so much of that It was actually kind of crazy so much stuff in there They like with a lot in his children where his daughters fucked him. Yeah, great. Fuck them. Yeah What was even funnier than earlier inside of him in Gamora he like offers his like here fuck my virgin daughters And everyone's like now we're gonna keep fucking dudes, but he just offers them up and yeah Yeah, it's about the one dude where the kids are calling them bald and so he has a she bear come and kill them all Elijah My favorite is Aaron's no Moses is going back to Egypt and he's getting like attacked in a bar or like a tavern and Just like getting like getting worked on like he's about to die and his wife is like oh I know it got once and she circum sizes the kid oh and the guy goes One of Rachel steals something from her dad and to hide it she sits over it and it does like get up and Rachel's like

I'm on my period and I was like oh that's gross and just like What's this one Jamie? Yeah, my most cryptic and unsettling scenes on the journey back to Egypt God confronts Moses sought to put him to death Moses His wife's a poora immediately circumcises their son with a flint touches his feet with the foreskin calls Moses a bridegroom of blood and the threat ends I think that ends our lesson for today Solid show you guys do together hilarious podcast available everywhere. Yes, sir. Yeah, come on get it done And I'm out on the road to a son comedy HSA and comedy com for tickets. All right, let's go. Hold on. That's good

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