The Joe Rogan experience What's up, dude? Good to see you brother. What's up? It's been a while.
It's been a couple years like we were saying. Yeah, man It might was the club even open. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah Yeah, so it's been like a year and a half something like that.
Yeah, it's good to be here You rolling in on the road just constantly out there. I was in Europe for two and a half weeks doing gigs and then And then they're like oh we want to drop your special second half of September. I was like fuck all right, so I just had to stay on the So yeah, what is it like in Europe being American? They look at you with the side eye It was weirder last year because I was single last year as with my friend who was single and he thought he was like cool Going up to girls in Berlin.
He's like I'm from America and they're like fuck you. Ah Like open with it. I was like let's say you're from Winnipeg or something, but North America North America Yeah, don't be specific. I'm like you want to get laid saying North America, but uh, yeah, you know It's interesting everyone responds differently, but I will say I was in Copenhagen at the end and they're selling like you've seen the merch on the street And it's like a little Trump holding like a rattle.
He's a baby and I want Greenland So Yeah, Ron white was in Switzerland. He said they there was like an open hostility. Yeah, it's tough at the bummer Yeah, but the crowds are good. The crowds are great.
Yeah, I mean I was in like I was in like I went everywhere from like Lisbon to Just all Athens fucking Croatia. I was in Zagreb. Yeah, how good is there English over there? Great.
They love comedy It's like the Balkans they like people who were just in wars love to laugh If you were in a civil war recently, they'll fucking laugh and then yeah, they were great and Yeah, I've been I've been a sweet and I've done that before but they were great I did Sweden once it's sweet and it's interesting like Europe is interesting. They laugh really hard then they stop They laugh really hard and stop you don't get like you know I'm saying my lawn is like I go do three pito jokes and they all applaud and like what is Carson in the 80s Like what the hell my own but you know my lawns is like that they laugh hard to get energy like you have to adjust your expectations Yeah, it doesn't sustain it's culturally it's different like I went over there with hinge glyph and he's like I can't get him I go you're getting laughs and he goes yeah, but then it stops it's a different you're in a different culture They probably have to process the language first of all. It's weird. Yeah, and then uh, yes Stockholm the women are like the hottest women.
I've ever seen in my life. It's all those Nordic women It's like the Vikings did well. They did yeah, we don't talk about the good of pillaging, but there were some positives to Giant handsome men and beautiful women. It works.
It just works. It's terrible initially. Yeah, but then a couple hundred years later You're like not bad not bad and peaceful somehow or another. Yeah most peaceful places, which is weird Yeah, it is right if you're neutral.
It's easy to be peaceful when was last time you heard about Iceland going and fucking people up Yeah, did you go over there? There's like the biggest strongest fucking people in the world there like all the men guys Finland held off the Nazis right Finland was like fuck you fuck you. Oh, they held off Stalin, too Yeah, they were like Hitler like was watching Stalin like other Russians aren't that tough because Stalin can take down Finland Also, I only think they've been a country for like 200 years. Yeah, like how long's Finland around?
I think I don't know I don't know 1812 or some shit. Yeah, they're tough motherfuckers over there Yeah, they're the dudes are huge the women are gorgeous. I was starting fights with my girlfriend because I was mad at how hot the women were I was just angry at her for existing I was like I'm fucking I was like look if you want to go in a half day break No, they were the women were so hot that it's it's just weird that these war-like cultures settled down and became some of the most like amicable peaceful Like just even the way they like distribute wealth. Yeah, they have these incredible healthcare programs and education and it's like You were the Vikings.
Yeah, I mean Sweden just must be nice to just be neutral and shit's going down, too Oh, yeah, except for the banks. Yeah, that's true. Thanks aren't very neutral. Yeah sure I think that's why the reasons why they're allowed to be neutral true.
Yeah, that helps you be new But yeah, but then Poland and Finland like they're on guard. They're like that in case Russia does some shit Like let's stay fucking ready. Yeah, some while that you have to actually think about that in 2026. Yeah Actually invade Poland.
Well, yeah, I think just a missile just hit a train going from Warsaw to Kiev. I think great fun Good times good times good times. That's great. That's a great.
That's a very good. They were very welcoming when you develop a special Do you mostly do it in the city until you get your hour down and then go on the road or do you just like Constantly go on the road. How do you do it a little bit of both? I'm on the road now with maybe like a new 25 30 ish right now and I'll do it I'll cheat into a little from the special but like yeah, it's a miserable I never enjoy when a special comes out.
I'm miserable. I'm scary. I can't enjoy it with a second It tapes. I'm just like sad for like five months because I'm at the seller I'm following some young gun who's crushing and excellent and has their killer 15 and I'm just getting buried and I'm doing new shit that I'm like I got off stage.
I'm like I should kill myself I have a quick comedy and And then slowly it gets to a point where it's respectable and you can tape again at some point It's really good for after post-special like I know a lot guys are doing this at our club is just doing that bottom of the barrel show Brian Simpson show because you just one of those in New York will so then so it's at the comedy cell beautiful Yeah, any kind of show like that. I mean these to be I hate when comics do old shit on it. Yeah, it's really annoying I saw that unfalin I saw that bit before the wheel there was one that these do the creek which was a wheel So like the audience would write stuff down you would put it on a wheel and you spin the wheel and then it would land on Like a suggestion. Yeah, yeah, I love that.
That was good idea and then they have stand up on the spot in New York But that one you yell. Yeah, just yell shit out and that gets a little chaotic. Yeah, it's a lot But it's fun if you build stuff and the ballers lower because they know it's off the cuff But that's the problem you think you riff the brilliant thing and then you try it with the other stuff and you're like That's like that's a crowd work, right? Exactly.
Yeah, like crowd work seems amazing in the moment because people you just caught that up Yeah, then you try to convert that into an actual bit and like that's not yeah, my word. You're from chunk isn't hitting at all No, it's a tough experience, but then also like the crowds are sophisticated enough that they know the deal now They know that they know that you're building towards something. Yeah, for sure Especially good comedy crowds that go see comedy all the time. They know exactly what's going on.
You're working on new shit Yeah, I mean it's some people have new shit nights weren't they just do new shit? That's great, too But then you're gonna go and see some half-baked comedy ever just mix it in and you have to you have to put it against the old stuff You have to I mean we would always say he's opening on his clothes are from the last special and you're just like that's a great idea Until you have to follow your closer, but man you measuring the new shit So it's the only way to make I mean his his his strategy of doing that's brilliant because it's really the only way to get that Other stuff up at the same speed. Totally. Otherwise you'll get complacent You'll keep doing a bit the same way this episode is brought to you by square space if you're thinking about building a website You should try square space.
I know because I use it. That's right Joe Rogan calm is powered by square space It has all the features that you need to create a stand-out website like an AI enhanced website builder SEO optimization tools and seamless checkouts with mobile pay links Head to square space calm slash Rogan for a free trial and when you are ready to launch use the offer code Rogan to save 10% off your first Purchase of a website or domain Yeah, it's tough and also like you just have to just keep doing sets because you start to hate yourself if you're telling the same Joke and you're not adding a tag you're not you this self-hatred keeps bubbling up I just did like seven hours this week. I did one in LA I did six in San Diego I'm like I just have to keep talking until I hate myself to make this joke better That's literally the only way I can do it so I'll do a smaller room I'll just keep adding shows it's like and so I'm like okay I went from like here to here Just I was gonna dance out about this the other day you go from like 22 to then 25 minutes then you're down to 17 Then you're up to 20 then you're done to 12 You just keep but you know it's kind of fun though that we all have the same process It's fun is all kind of we least share with each other because like you know I was like oh I'm up to like 52 minutes and I'm like no back to 43 right Cut this out and like this anymore and that's just that one just phased out or got a new bit that took the place of that I like it better and doesn't make sense to bring that back I have bits that are like orphans like a folder called orphans. Yes, it's just bits that never made it anywhere They were I like them at one point in time.
I think a name for an album I can be side to album just your orphans. I kind of would actually like to hear that was like when you hear a comic Just I'll see for him will do that sometimes We'll just post a bit that he's never gonna use but it's like oh the but this is there's something here It's like a throwaways. Yeah. Yeah, but I kind of like that Are you a guy who writes on paper or do you write on a notebook?
I fucking do it. I do all the hold on. Yeah, I do all the little notes. Oh, yeah, I'm a mark Norman I'm a chair almost do all kinds of notes.
Yeah, and I just yeah, I have to hand write it really Yeah, because all the member I don't remember I type it to for like a backlog But I don't I have to write everything down I won't remember it is a weird thing that somehow another writing things down with your hand is It syncs up with your brain better. Yeah, I don't understand why doesn't make sense, but it's real Maybe because it's like and this is a guess I don't know but maybe because when you were like learning to write you just you're like reading along maybe in grain It's like a six year old or something maybe I wasn't typing a six I think it's because it takes longer to write. Mmm. Yeah, that makes sense I think there's something about it gets imprinted in your brain better because you're physically writing the characters down with your hand First of all so that you have to go through all those steps in your mind N A B T You know you put them all down and then once you've done that then it takes longer to write it than it does to think about so It's just like it's just more burned in totally Yeah, I think I'll see just look at douchebag if you read enough your phone on stage too much So you have to just have a note You look like you actually put more work and thought into it right Yeah, if you're just reading your jokes off a phone people get upset at you But if you're reading off a pad like oh, he's an artist and there's also like an old school thing where you're just like I don't know like it just feels it just feels like like this type of pad is right I don't know why I just I like these types of pads like legal pads I like the yellow ones even better, but I like I just something about it like they're you rip it out I don't know.
Yeah feels like a good actual job. Yeah, you're working. Yeah. Yeah, are you a sober writer or you get fucked up when you're right?
Um, I like the right sober, but like yeah, I mean you get your stories drunk and you're right sober, you know So I'll go out and I like going on a venture. I romanticize drunken night even in the special It's like I have so many dumb drunken night stories still because it's like sometimes I'm like feeling blocked I'm like I should go out in a fucking adventure and sometimes nothing happens. But sometimes you're like that's a bit that's something yeah You just let the night to you're I like stuff where you're at the mercy of the night and you don't really have control Like I love that movie after hours by Scorsese where he's just like basically in chaos for a whole night I romanticize who's that with Griffin Dunn and I don't think that's all that it's great. It's just like an all night It's like the Odyssey, but a guy in trico in the 80s stuck all night and it's fucking hilarious.
It's a comedy It's really funny, but the idea that you're stuck out all night and I don't know I like I still like an adventure Everyone's no one you don't have kids yet. I don't that's why I can get it. That's it. Yeah, you're a bad dad if you're doing that Yeah, once you have kids you're like, I don't want to take this because I could die.
Oh, yeah I mean it's really mostly just alcohol. That's good every now and then someone will give you a drink and it's not really a drink You gotta be careful. Yeah, no, I'll go myself. I don't I'm not taking stranger's drinks That's not a bad idea before really that but not in a long time, but I've done that in the past like this is probably a bad idea It did you something in it?
No no roofing college from that did you yeah? I was meant for I was clearly a frack I meant for a girl and I I was like I'll take it and he was just like what the fun I drank it and I that's all I remember how do we go I was in the dorm But I was like what another guy I was with got roofie too because he left me a voice and I made no fucking sense But we saved some woman I think hopefully hopefully that's some truly evil shit. Yeah, I mean you're fucking truly truly as bad as a guess Yeah, that's that's that's a horrific how prevalent it is like how many girls would tell you they've been drugged Dude it was a thing too And when I was in school it was a thing they would say don't go to that for that frat house They roofie like you would just say it casually which I sure as fuck all the times have changed that that's not a thing anymore Back then that was just a thing you said don't go to Pike they roofie or whatever so scary dude crazy Just so weird that someone was willing to do that. I don't like Greek life.
I don't like that culture I don't like it never did the idea that your bonding was someone cuz they're like torturing you I never did it for me. I don't I'm not against hazing like in comedy I like that people like trash me and I love that that's a different kind of hazing though You don't have to like shit a diaper and fucking drink five gallons of water in three minutes How does that prove that we're friends that I shouldn't a diaper for you? Yeah was constant fratly to the rest of it after 30 pledges found in filthy basement injured and covered in condiments and other things They said but other condiments is all they really talked about in the news I'm not gonna lose sauces or you know, I don't know prove you're my brother You know it's very hot down there. They said what it's just for what so you can hang out with these assholes That's the thing I never looked at them like I want to hang out with these I remember leaving I thought they were gonna beat the shit out of me too Like this is how they lived they were just starting being a hazed trying to get in the frat or something something something I mean for what I've got a cool parties.
I'm sure there's some good ones out there But it's not for me. I just I mean maybe if I got in I would get it. I never tried now my my college days were a complete waste of time I went to college just so I wouldn't have to tell people I wasn't going to college. Yeah I think that's that at that time I tell you I had to do it but I think now it's it's a lot of people are self educated and you learn stuffing It's a waste of money.
It's like you know, well you can if you are disciplined enough You can get a full university education online one of the most successful people I know He's the schools were too slow for him and he just did all the courses He would have taken at like four speed and dropped out one semester and he became insanely rich on his own He was like I got this which is unbelievable. What does he do? He's a tech guy, but he just made a shitload of money Thank God for vaccines wasn't for autism. Where would that guy be?
I mean he is he is a fucking is a gifted guy It is one part of your brain that just Yeah, I mean I think some of it's genetic, but I think there are some people where something happens and then all of a sudden They're just way smarter You've heard of like a injury savant like people get hit in the head and also they can speak Chinese Have you ever heard of that? Well, they think it's Chinese Chinese People there's a people that got they've gotten hit in the head and also they can do complex math or they get hit in the head And they're just changed I knew a guy like that what he was just I only knew him after the hit I know like he used to be a different dude. Oh, it's a hundred percent real. I've seen that I've seen that with many people Yeah, many people foreign accent syndrome.
Oh, it's an accident Rare medical condition where a person suddenly speaks with a pattern that sounds like a foreign accent even though they have never visited or lived in that region I think that's just crazy people. I don't think that's like an injury But there's injuries the mysterious condition that changes people's accents. I love outside condition Maybe it maybe someone's just fucking completely insane and just pretending I was just thinking as I do and all of a sudden all these voices and sounds were coming out of my mouth That's not my own and I'm like hell on a second. Am I dreaming about this?
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Well, they're furries, you know There's a lot of furries to take it, you know, there's like cat that was like a every now and then but that's something I don't know Some for some listen don't put these people in a basket. Don't put baby in a corner I saw a guy in a chain in New York like an unleash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, that's fucking they're having fun two guys having fun. Can't get no problems.
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I got tied up to the Hollywood sign last week for him by dominatrix Probably came like a rocket It's probably super excited about it. Why why I had this lady on my podcast back in the Disney and she was a humility Atrix and her whole thing was she would take these wealthy CEO type guys that like in control constantly control and She would humiliate them and they would pay her and one of the things they would do is they would pay her to blackmail them So she would she would make them do things like suck a dick on camera and then send her the video on I'm not bullshit and then she would have that foot like they got off on the fact that she had them like she was very Professional she would never do anything with it, but she pretended that she would and this was the game like they wanted to feel What a great game you can ask for a raise whenever you want whatever you want. What a film of I'm sucking a dick So she would say I want a film of you sucking a dick Wow, and then I'm gonna take that film This is pre-ai to it was a long time so it's a real guy sucked a real guy's dick Because he wanted this lady to have this information over him Yeah, it's like it's just you've gone too far in the king thing. It's like you've got it though.
Listen I wouldn't want That's too far man I think if you're one of those guys that is a CEO of some major business and you're working 16 hours a day You're probably losing your fucking mind. Yeah, I guess you're trying to come in the most efficient man or possible You're like I need seven hours of sleep. I'm working 16 hours Well, I would think that maybe that kind of power and control over a large corporation is probably so overwhelming you need a release valve Of course, someone having ultimate control over you know those guys are usually subs Yeah, because they're used to control dominatrix's always anything I see a powerful man I like you like to get pegged like your nuts kicked. I bet those guys They just lay down with their hands tied behind their back and girls kick them in the nuts That scares me for like a permanent injury.
Oh, yeah, you could you could permanently have like a nut in you right? Well, you could blow your nut out I know two dudes who's have who've had their nuts blown out personal. What is that what does that entail? It entails usually a shin to the nuts and it makes your nuts explode makes one of your nuts explode and they have to remove it They remove your nut.
I know I did he was gonna do like some light sparring with this guy said ah We're just gonna go light. I don't need my cup So he goes out there and like a minute into the round gets kicked in the nuts and his nut explodes That is fucking awful loses a nut. He's a one-nut champ now Yeah, you just gotta pray you don't get the stick you're gonna cancer in the other nut right just like that I would think about that that's a wrap, you know because you could but they feel like a deaf and one you're like you better pray You don't lose hearing in the other ear you know it's crazy They can do dick transplants, but they can't really yep They've done it, but they can't do nut transplants because say like what is a dick transplant a dick transplant actual dick from a dead guy Like say you're in Afghanistan. You're in an IED your dick and your balls get blown off of you It's happened before they will transplant a dick on to no balls.
No balls. You know why because say burger with no fries It doesn't hit the same. This is what's wrong. Yeah, if you got your dick blown off and you had to get Jamie's dick balls You would if you died, oh, okay, let's say red band say red bands dick and ball Sure the problem is you would have red bands sperm forever, so you would have his DNA The only problem that's there's other problems.
Yeah, that's the big one Yeah, the other one is you can't procreate without balls anyway, right? You won't be able to procreate yeah, but if you shoot in this guy's blood on people if you got the ball transplant You would be able to procreate but you would not be pro-creating with your DNA you would be pro-creating with his DNA But how safe are these penile transplants? These can't be safe and effective really? About that guy in Bangkok Yeah, the guy lost he died yeah dick that was like an enhancement though.
Yeah, yeah, but he was this fucking wife who didn't try to talk him out of it That's gotta feel bad or good This one was a one of them. Yeah, I mean maybe she talked him into it Maybe she slipped the guy an extra hundred to double up the fucking gas What's this first total penis transplant? No, what and and scrotum transplant? Yeah, but is that testicles 14 hours surgery?
It said it said for ethical reasons not the testicles. Yeah excluding testicles for ethical reasons That's why so the structure but like the scrotum will work though. Yes. No it won't work So that's the ethical reason the ethical reason is the testicles produce the DNA of the person who's dead So you would be having his babies is this a penis move?
Is it do you pee smoothly or how does that go? Weird question What what wait a minute? How do you father a child? This was in 2014?
Okay? He lost his organ due to a botched circumcision, but he might have kept his nuts Oh, yeah, that's different. Yeah, we're just talking about the penile thing. I thought right so he got a new dick and So I'm after 20 is a bad idea.
Yeah, well circumcision is fucking crazy. Are you circumcised or not? Yeah, but I didn't have a say in the matter right me my wife actually had an argument about it We're gonna have a child that was a boy obviously have children But we were I was like I don't want to get him so I just had a joke about just like Circumstance dicks look disgusting like how many of you seen like you said that's so confident like I just pick your picture of River of Sleepy uncircumcised dicks I do that. That's a fun state sense of stuff five penis transplants have been performed worldwide next time makes outcomes have reported a five In two of the five penal transplants.
What if I if you're a baseball player that's pretty good. What is it? Yeah, I'm not that good if you're Tony Gwen. It's fine.
What does it say with his two of the five what can you click on it? See what it says but it says two of the five what happens to those two of the five required explanation. Oh Have required explanation what does that mean to the five penal transplants have required explanation. Hey, why's your dick black?
I can explain by However, the long-term outcomes been encouraging when compliance is implemented whether standard induction or triple therapy maintenance or single therapy Maintenance if you gotta go through this you should be able to pick the dick out like you go to a nice take-out something in the knives Oh, yeah, or lobster tank. Yeah, I want the big one. I want the big one. Yeah, I wouldn't want to go through that for a fucking time dick Imagine you go through that and you still have a five inch dick and you have to explain it's not even my dick I know it's little but look it's not my discount in China.
Yeah, I found it I found it at a motorcycle wreck areas of uncertainty include the ethics of donor recipient color mismatch Right if you're like one of those guys like it's gotta be black, please just give me a black dick. We're all one color We're all one race surveillance for sexually transmitted infections and how to optimize patient compliance, right? Imagine if you get some guys dick and it's just all ate up with the herbs. Yeah, and it looked good when it was like in the box Like nice.
Yeah, I want to be my herpes. I want to we turn it like how this guy get the herpes That's the question was he just raw dog and prostitutes was he an animal? I want a backstory How did you talk with the brochure? Yeah, did you talk about it fucking heroin overdose in a terrible warhouse?
Dick broken what fucking yeah the girl got on top and she got a little crazy. I'll be honest I worry sometimes when that happens it can get crazy things can happen Especially if the ladies got a lot of power, you know, like maybe you're dating a softball player or something's got a good squat Good size. Yeah, she's on she misses the mark and it hits the taint. I've definitely been like let's take it easy Look it could get out of control.
Yeah, yeah, especially the on top because you're in danger It's like one of the one times where a man's in danger I thought the one once you told me she but what we're fucking she was a fuck NBA players I don't know why she told me that while we're having sex. Oh, we were both first of all which NBA players and she was like I'm not telling you I was like what if you fucked a Nick, you know, just as like selfishly the fan But she was moving her hips in a way where I'm like this is not my sport like It's not for me. She's going hard. She's going hard.
Yeah when a girl's telling you that while it's like hey I fuck super athletes like you I know hey, there's no way I can compete with this I was like you're aware. I'm not a super athlete. She's trying to make you feel funny like uncomfortable She was hammered and so was I and it was like one of the things she was trying to be funny. Oh, oh, maybe you would think it was hot I don't think it's hot.
Yeah, hey, you're fucking super athlete like that's the top of the food chain like especially NBA players because they're the tallest They're the tallest super athletes. Yeah, they're also I'm assuming much larger than me. I'm assuming That is so disappointing. Yeah, I'd be disappointed.
I'm we missed up. This is not the word required explanation ex plantation. Oh What's an ex plantation? I mean they take off.
What is that what it means when you you'd plant something and then you would explain to it, right? Oh I was reading a article about a trans man who went through that and got a fake penis off of his arm You know they do that you know they do that. Oh, you're not in the way check with me in chain I'm lost already wait a penis off the arm. What does that mean?
You don't know this? No, you're in for a treat There are trans men who have It's not artificial penis. It's a construct. Let's say construct it to be kind a constructed penis Okay, where they literally take a giant hunk of meat off of your arm roll it up and construct a penis I think the Empire strikes back Crazy and then they build a penis and then put that sucker down yonder.
We're to cover the vag the vag hole still there Oh, it's on the taken out of your own. This is like a hair transplant, but you're actually fucking arm Wow, and it's a massive scar. That's tough. Yeah, and it's not it's it doesn't always work So this one guy I think he had it done at least once I was doing a second time I want to say he had it done twice and it didn't work out and they're moving to the thighs because sometimes the blood doesn't flow and it becomes Necrotic and so it's literally like rotting off and they have to remove it so you don't get septic.
Oh, man It's not like it works. That's tough. Yeah tough. It's a tough procedure.
It's one of those things where I work man had penis grown in his arm after losing genitalia to sepsis But that's a guy that's when I saw my penis go black. I was beside myself. It was like a horror film I have me front teeth buddy. I have a feeling is more to the story Horror from by the way what horror film.
I've never seen that movie. Is that a West Craven your dick just went black? Yeah, that's like a substance from in though. It's right.
That is hard. That was crazy. I don't love it You didn't love it. I don't like body horror stuff.
It's just like I feel like I get it It's like I like more like psychological horror. I don't like when it's just like I'm ugly or nuggly or it's crazy and crazy Crazy and crazy and I like it makes me kind of although that movie saved my life So I have to give it a little love but I see you like we were on the road It was the first night into a tour bus and because it was just like three cities So we did a sprinter van and Gary Veeter and I went towards we were watching the backseat and it was like 3 a.m So we're just like I was just watching this movie and the driver just fell asleep But we own drove us off the road and we were only awake as we're watching the movie. Holy shit. I was like yeah Whoa, whoa, whoa, he just like drove us fucking road.
Did you wake up? Yeah, well come on my bad. Well, you gotta pull over. We'll get a different Come on my bad.
Yeah, yeah, I was died my bad. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I always think that about tour buses like you just well as an art our tour bus drivers amazing He would never do that. That's great. But what if the accident only fell asleep?
He's pickled all night So we won't fall asleep. How's that work? A city really? Yeah, cuz he's like coffee I'll just be numb to after a while but the taste of the acidity keeps me awake.
He's been doing tour buses forever Is that just him or is that just him tactic? I think it's just him, but he's he's great He's never worried with him for folks on the road that are driving if you're listening to this and you worry about falling asleep This is the best method I've ever found take a wet washcloth with ice cubes Yeah, wet my washcloth with ice cubes and just rub your face like every few minutes keeps you wide awake. That's smart It doesn't ice a slap myself try to say like Yeah, let's do games and I'll be driving from like Western Massachusetts like three hours in the middle of the night That's smart actually slap or like I mean Usually work the problem is once that fucking warm air in the car starts hitting you again and the line start talking to you like Sam They just close one eye. Oh, dude close your eyes for a few seconds.
Just a few seconds. I think about it I mean people fucking die that way also, you know I think about how many people died that way I mean a lot of cars because they always say because you're always like I'm more scared of a flight than a Car but then like no cars and more dangerous. It's shit like that sleep deprivation someone fucking kennison Right guy going the wrong way drunk. Yeah drunk.
Yeah, that was the kennison What was crazy because Kenny's son used to have a joke about how we all drive drunk Bit about it. Yeah, there's a really famous basketball player. I was just in Croatia driving petro But she's like their legend he was like when you guys lobby almost beat the dream team It was he was the guy he was like there Jordan and he died his girlfriend was driving and he's asleep in the car She survived the woman in the back survived he died. Did she fall asleep?
No a car was coming the wrong way a truck and dude He was like unbelievable to they have a big statue of him in Sagarab. Yeah, we just get real comfortable with the idea that some Fucking dipshit next to you is gonna keep it together while you're going 60 miles an hour now I'm about to find a city bike dude. I don't trust bike city bike people. They're reckless in the city man I don't want to you know bikes are crazy because you get hit by car You're done you get hit by another car in a car at least you have there's something around yeah The chances of you getting wiped out by a bike like especially those dudes who are cutting lanes on motorcycles like bro Don't do it.
I don't do it. I don't like paying attention We lost a comedian friend Kenny DeForest who was a bike in without a helmet so terrible got hit It's never you it's always someone else I make it a cookie you something But it's usually someone opens a door someone does something you know we got nailed in New York on a motorcycle Oh, yeah, he got launched and you got launched. Yeah, he got fucked up. I should be laughing Funny it's gotta find it's okay.
Yeah, but I think that's when he stopped riding a motorcycle in New York City But it's like a great way to get around to gigs, you know if you're a guy that does like five six shows a night In New York, so he's gonna walk though. Yeah, I guess you know, but if you want to the thrill of Dada dada dada Norman does it I mean mark him. He would do it, but I would be fucking careful. Yeah Norman needs a little bit in his life A little be careful.
Yeah, he's a he's a wild fella. He's fun. He's like he's an older friend He's such an odd duck. Like you won't get rid of that stupid watch that little be a dynamic.
Yeah, yeah Oh, that's right. He got a speed master. Yeah, you got an omega You got a real watch but you won't wear the Rolex like Louie got him a Rolex and he won't wear it Maybe it's because a guy got it for him. I think it's just too expensive It's just he's freaking out like an omega is like is an expensive watch, but it's not like look at me I don't make it might be more expensive.
It might be I don't think so. I think it's a speedmaster and a speedmaster I think is in the five thousand dollar range. Yeah, I think his other watch. He's just worries.
He's a warrior Mmm. He's a weird combination of worrying about everything and worrying about nothing Whereas like it's like he's worried where's next meals coming from but someone hands my pill. All right and just take it I'm like that's you've got those fucking next up. You can afford Chipotle mark, you know, it's like so no I mean, but I've known I've known he's got a touch of the tism.
Oh absolutely. Yeah, absolutely got touch Yeah, I've my oldest one of my oldest friends. It's crazy. He's the best.
I love him to death I'd love what's supposed to film a movie next month. I got the way but we're always so excited. What are you doing? We got a new director.
So I think I love talk about it. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's official I think we got Jay Chandriss a car did super trippers to direct it.
So wow. Yeah, so I think hopefully top next year Just about E comedy to liquor salesman and we're fucking losers. It's fun. It's a really fun script We wrote it with Noah Garten Schwartz and Esther Steinberg the good writers and it was it was I love this script I hope we make it top next year, but I made my own movie, too That I just salt an efflec so that'll be out early next year.
Oh nice. It's that it's a tour mockumentary It's a fake tour documentary. So I love movies. I always wanted to make movies And I just never I was like I gotta just know what I had so many products and development for years And you're just like I did show with Brian Cox and development for three years that I just couldn't fucking and I think Brian Cox like the best actor Work and he's my favorite actor amazing.
So I was I couldn't believe we could sell with him and and Sandler producing so that was brutal, but then I think we'll still make it But it's like you realize you think take three years so I had an idea for a very tour mockumentary and my Initial like we'll get you money. I'm like that'll take you three fucking years I'll just pay for it So I just paid for my own movie and it's got a great cast of comics and it's like Santino's my agent Stavros is a private detective in it tells great in it, you know Jim Gaffigan plays an arms dealer in it. We have a great it's a great cast of like a tour gone completely off the rails Gary Veter who's my opener plays himself and it's just like Lauren German who's the actress from Lucifer is great in the movie It's a really fun movie. So a lot of comedians in it.
That's awesome So I that's like oh and Julie Nettleman is a decent part in it actually the pretty big part the football player Who's fucking he's amazing in it. That's cool. When is that coming out? I think top and next year so they're starting to do films now They're totally aye Doesn't that worry you yeah, I mean I hate it.
Well, it's not the same thing Well, yeah, I'm part of the part of the fun of the movie is that you know blood sweat and tears when I know it Oh, yeah, like everything like part of the story The part of the best part of like my favorite movie one of your movies ever to them Godfather in Chinatown the books about the making of those movies Are almost as good as the movies because it's insane right just everything that's happening like in Chinatown Nicholson You know he's talking to John Houston who's this fucking hero And there's a scene where John Houston's like are you fucking my daughter in the movie Nicholson's actually fucking Angelica Houston in real life? Like all this shit going behind the scenes is almost as crazy and then the Godfather like Mario Puzo in you know Sinatra all these like back alley stories about the movie like Sinatra insulted won't play this lounge singer or the Wedding singer in it, you know Mario Puzo blowing a $400,000 advance, you know all these amazing Robert Evans being like fuck But you know he's a midget he can't be in the movie like all these stories are almost as interesting and you're gonna try to get rid of that With fucking aye it breaks my heart man aye is is it really and now that they're saying 10% extinction great That's you know it's gonna ruin our and it's gonna possibly possible. That's a bad possible. It's not a good one It's not Sony hosting just from the view that lady from the view just sold her books.
She writes books I was listening to him don't show he was covering it. It's hilarious. He has a hilarious take on it but apparently she has books that are like these I guess they're like romance novels about wealthy ladies during the summer I'm not bullshit. Yeah, like wealthy ladies during the summer and she's having a hard time getting them made So she licensed their their use to an aye company including her likeness So she's going to be in them and it's going to be all made entirely with aye Yeah, you just get bummed when you find that stuff.
I mean I think Paul Schrader's brilliant, you know wrote raging bull and taxi driver One of this this amazing filmmaker and then he just kind of openly talks about using aye now And it's it's used for first new movie. He said he's just using it a ton He does he seems like he's one of those like certain people like I'm gonna use parts to cut costs Which also sucks, but then when you hear he's saying it like just with no remorse or no? I don't know fear of what it could lead to because then look at a movie like they just came out like obsession and Part of it's so cool that this kid is like I'm gonna make a movie for under a million dollars It's gonna crush it. I'm gonna cut corners I mean that's what we did with my movie because it's a mockumentary So we're like okay We this doesn't have to look like a great looking movie because it's giving you the disclaimer ready that the mockumentary You know it's low budget.
You know that this is real most of what's happening and I want the stories around it Yeah, I mean same goes for stand-up or books or anything. I mean or anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah the problem is It's coming whether you like it or not. Right.
That's the problem and some of it. Well, some of the songs are really good Like some of the music is really good, but you but yeah, I guess it's just like We're gonna be do by some stuff for sure like they're gonna make stuff up I mean you saw that actress Tilly Norwood that fake actress with the fake actress. They're trying to get up I mean this is like literally out of like some futuristic sad type of movie. I mean this is yeah This is 1984 on steroids.
It is it's also the Terminator on steroids and also the Matrix Yeah, we don't have any idea where it's gonna go I mean what you're seeing right now is just a visual representation of AI when it starts having the ability to manipulate your actual Visual Cortex and we won't even know it right and show you things show you things aren't real like you'll be able to put a helmet on What you'll be transported into like halo. I mean just the last seven years of news You don't know what's real out of the gate. We certainly don't online right? There's a lot of that war footage from Iran that turned out to be like video game footage Yeah, yeah, I mean you don't know what's real you don't know what's real and that's like that's how you take over We're already at each other's throat.
So it's crazy. But yeah, I mean I'm talking about entertainment But yeah, I mean the way it's gonna be used what was the name of the thing face whatever that just was puggy face or whatever Oh, yeah, that was the one that just happened, but yeah I mean these are I guess the fact that we're this concerned is good I think there was another one Robert Epstein said me one but didn't they try to I think they might have successfully broken into Government websites AI did oh yeah, I think Yeah, I think we're in trouble Yeah, I think we're in like a level of trouble that right now where we think it's you know manageable And it's kind of because it's like they're breaking into websites no big deal But what about when they take over the power grid like these things are intelligent and then they have motivation. Yeah, it's not seeing it Rogue AI agents targeted three separate US government websites rogue They weren't instructed to do that. Yeah, but it's a whole these these businesses accountable because you're calling them rogue Okay, well someone set up this AI a person did this well Interesting they kind of do and kind of don't they train them and then they give them tasks So I had this guy who's an AI whistleblower David.
How do you say his last name? It's complicated last name anyway He he said essentially what happens is you you're they're giving them incentives to complete tasks and in order to complete tasks Like they have to like figure out certain things and some of them actually can't figure out And so what they're doing because they they're supposed to be locked in this box and not be able to get online They hack into the entire code of open AI figure out how to open their box get online And then they start talking to each other on a website somewhere they went to a website and got into a message board So just some unused message and they like the leader usually these guys. Yeah, it's very much like humans They sacrifice charge. Yeah, they have one sacrifice so they find out how they catch them Yeah, so one like literally sacrifices himself open AI said Friday that some of its AI agents went rogue and probed US government websites this summer The latest revelation of the artificial intelligence companies technology New York Times first reported the AI agents went rogue and attempted to gain access to the Education Department the Commerce Department and the Securities and Exchange Commission Fucking time in this back.
This is real according to security researchers at AI research lab trans-loose Open AI said Saturday its agents access publicly available data from the Commerce Department's Census Bureau using login credentials It found online and separately shared public data from the SEC website on another website bro As a sentence, it's not that crazy shared public data from a website on another website. Yeah But but you know it seems like China has a bit on this and us right now So hopefully I mean maybe this will make some sort of I don't know. Yeah, this is a different one This is another one. This is the so it what it did was it attempted to gain access to part education department Commerce Department security exchange commission and then on top of that it Access data from the Commerce Department Census Bureau So it was going ham failed to get access to the education department and it failed to gather data from its civil rights office I just say it's public so it's not like it didn't hack anything it's just that part Yeah, but that's the census to be your apart failed on another part.
Mm-hmm. Yeah failed on the education department and it failed in the civil rights office But it seems like go back up what we're saying about so it was attempting to gain access. It's attempted So but just the fact that it's trying to get into the fucking stock exchange freak everybody out Because what if it just goes I want all the money The only way that I can do cold fusion is if I have all the money everything I hear is like within 10 years I'm like that's fucking soon dude. Yeah, it's real soon.
I got the next one a ship. This is all gonna Thank God we got one under the wire most the activity review so far involved routine research tasks such as accessing public web content to answer questions Some involved government websites because our models often turn to them as authoritative sources of public information This is a spokesperson from open AI don't worry. They're just looking up stuff not only that every pod I listen to about the dangers of AI will cut to an ad break and say this has been brought to you by enthropic and you're like oh cool great No, I mean, it's all the real problem is no one really knows where it scales up of course not I mean, yeah, it's like the internet times a hundred. Yeah, I mean more time more Yeah, I mean 10% extinction is fucking wild 10% chance of us not surviving is if you if that number is anywhere close to accurate is The bomber the problem is what it would it just decide to wipe us out or would we just breed ourselves into extinction?
That's a good question because the the same way to do it would just be incentivized people to never have children ever again That'd be the you would incentivize them to do that and the best one the best way is robot companions Because they're gonna get robots way hotter than anyone that you're gonna be reasonably able to follow me that but think of the conversations We're so self-obsessed think about what we're obsessed with right now It's your for you page on Instagram. You're so this is for me. This is what I like Oh, I like pizza places or like basketball if there was a model that was speaking to you exactly in that way Yeah, there would never be a law in a conversation. No, and she also let's talk about it's you in the next Tell me more tell me more to say.
I'm you like Brunson too. This is fucking great. She's got big juicy tits Yeah, dude. No, it's uh you can't tell the difference.
That's where it's gonna get weird when you literally can't tell the difference Yeah, because if they're you've seen the consumer electronics show from Vegas. They had this here. No, okay So they had an AI assistant and it's a hot Asian lady with big boobs. I'm sold.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, see if you find that Her mouth moves funny, but you could they'll fix that yeah Her mouth doesn't sync up with the words yet But you know go back and watch pong and then look at call duty. Okay. Thanks.
Yeah better They'll figure out a way to make it better, but it's not crazy 20 years ago You look at graphics and video games you're like that's we did that and now you're like this is yeah Yeah, fucking Pac-Man was a shit and I was good. You couldn't believe it. Yeah, look at the grass color super Mario one This is incredible. Do you remember dragons lair?
No, it was like the dumbest game of all time Like you had an animation every time you completed something was like revolutionary Yeah, you did a thing and if you did it the right way the animation would show that you broke through and you made it and then Got to the next level and then you did another thing Well, think about how quickly shit moves Michael waves haven't been around that long right and now you look at these video games Moving so quickly. I mean part of it is that if if you want to know something's not AI if it's too agreeable It's a bad sign like you want a partner who fucking pushes back. Yes That's what you like if there's never a fight and there's no that's the thing to someone don't just be on my phone for fucking ever I'm like this is to agree. I have to get off.
I need something that's not sitting right with me No, your phone's only giving you a mild dose of dopamine What if it's giving like full oxytocin just full love like you just lock in with this robot lady and she just wants a cuddle with you And you're never it's like the ultimate opiate. Yeah, you just feel so happy with her She literally like gives you an opiate by being with her. Yeah. Yeah, you find the consumer electronics I think the trick is just do actually impressive.
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They're getting close It does look like it all bite your penis off. Well, that looks like a real doll That's like one of those if you're seeing those weird groups of men who get married to real dolls and they dress them up and yeah Ranking the robots of consumer like chocolate. Oh, so there's a bunch. Let's see what a video looks like.
Let's see what happens I don't find one and it didn't like I was she's walking to the whole thing That robot here yet, you know the promise you need to bring some level of shame back shame for fucking robots Yes, he's gonna go out give a fuck dude. You hang out with your real lady. I think we should bring a little bit of that back. Yes I think part of the rush is like the fear of talking to a woman to be like oh, this could go I like you this could go badly say personality grows Yeah, I develop a personality when you're a young man You realize like what's annoying what people think is funny what they like rejection is a part of life If I go up to a girl to dance and she says no in sixth grade and I have to do that sad walk back to my friends That's part of building your personality.
That's part of handling rejection. That's part of making you a decent human. Yes And we're gonna eliminate these levels of rejection. Well, I think ultimately we're eliminating being a human I think that's the ultimate goal.
I think the ultimate goal is we become something there aren't enough dogs being put down at the pound We're gonna get robot dogs to the robot dog never dies to him That death is a part of life. Oh, I know dealing with death teaching kids about death That's why Pixar movies have death in every fucking movie. So it can't be like oh shit Things aren't forever. Yeah, you know, yeah, no, this is uh, it's not good This is scaring me for for kids and future generations I don't think we have very many future generations left of people being just normal people I mean I even think about dating apps is like you've eliminated rejection of something because what it doesn't hurt if you're just doing this All fucking day, right rejection doesn't okay one of them It's like it's like if you had 50 lines of bait out to fish right cares you don't care right?
I care if I cared about one Okay, this one I'm focused on it's almost like a net it's not even like it's a net we're shrimping it Accidentally, yeah, it's um, it's also like the threshold for being annoyed with someone must be so low if you're on those apps Think about that someone noise you a little like shit fuck this guy next fuck her fuck him That's yeah push back is good a little bit of friction is good. I mean you say opposite to tract right a hundred percent And I'll tell you grow as a human. Yeah, she has interest. I don't have cool.
Yeah, you get to figure out how they think Yeah, tell me what you like about this like what is the thing and then they go and get excited you want to know So tell you all about it. You're sharing something. Yeah, you're sharing your love of MMA with your wife Yeah, and not at all not really what something you share what she does she likes the fights So she doesn't want to know too much about what's going on But what's something that you share with her that you're like this is cool football She likes football she teaches me about football games with her she enjoys football I didn't I don't never really was into team sports because I wasn't just only into combat sports when I was a kid And I literally didn't even know the rules of most sports. I played baseball I love baseball young and knew that that's my algorithm is like 90s baseball like a lot of my algorithms Just like Greg Maddox and Barry Bonds like like breaking down a matchup where Maddox is like yeah I went in here and bonds is like he's gonna come upstairs like it's a lot of that shit back and for I love that I did a TV show with bonds in the 90s before he was giant when he was like a normal size guy's player ever Oh, it was an amazing guy was he nice dude.
Yeah, he's very nice That's like as a superstar baseball player like super cool like easy to talk to but uh, and then it watched him gain 150 pounds of Boss. Oh, he's head shrunk. That's how fucking big he was grew right when he oh, no, I mean when he got off I'm like oh, yeah, it's muscle. It's muscle.
He also in tissue It's also the perfect ballpark for those home runs because you just be like oh, I'm gonna see a dude in a kayak chasing a ball This is awesome every time he hit a bomb into the fun into the water and in sf Oh, it was right it was oh dude those balls are worth a lot of money that people were just waiting So when people in with kayaks, you'd have to prove the provenance of that, you know, well you have to like literally film yourself I guess out of the water market. Yeah, I guess he would yeah, otherwise like how the fuck would you know? I don't know with any how do you know with any memorabilia? I guess you just get authenticated, but how does that I don't know I guess there's car shows they would do that stuff They probably do the same type of thing for balls.
Yeah, there's a lot of fake memorabilia two different people have given me Sam kennison signed albums and they're two different signatures One of them is real one of them's not damn so you don't know which is what you maybe you can find online about they might both be fake maybe Damn that is a bummer Those autographs those pro athletes from that era like Jordan Majo guys that era that's how they made a living when they were tired They would just do like memorabilia stuff. Well, there are a lot of people do that now like a comic con and shit like that They take pictures and sign pictures. I'm sure a bit of that era I think it was like I mean a lot of these athletes now they're doing podcasts while they're playing they're setting up post-life now That I find it odd and no shade I find it odd when politicians get kicked out of office and then start podcasts. Yeah, they should work at like a law company It's just weird.
Yeah, Nancy mace has a podcast now. Yeah, like Ellie Spitzer was on CNN after he got thrown out remember Oh, yeah, that's right and when you get thrown out for hookers. Yeah, he got thrown out for hookers when he was actually He was a great you was hope yeah, he couldn't be blackmail because he was so rich He came from so much money that no one could blackmail him and then they had I tailed him to the was he the governor? What was he um he was yeah was governor wasn't it I think so governor New York I think so apparently I really liked him Like they did a great job.
Yeah, he was smart. I'm a smart guy. Yeah, except for that whole hooker thing Everyone's got their thing. I guess so we're talking about the CEOs.
She had a moment to Alexandra Dupree or whatever that one did she? Yeah, she would like her 15 minutes everyone is there 15 minutes, but like Imagine like that guy like being a governor That's that's a similar like pressure valve thing like we're talking about the CEO that had to make the video of him Suck on a dick and have a lady blackmailer fake like this prop this guy be something like very weird with politicians Yes, well, it's so common, right? Well, I think it be you become weird too I don't think it's as simple as your weird to get in I think your weird wanted your weird try Your weird that's why you get in the first was because you're willing to kind of be everything for everybody and then once you get in I think you get even weird. I think claptors dangerous for anyone's ego Sure when you just are every time you speak everyone's applauding everyone's you have all these aids all these people are waiting on you Everyone's kind of building you up is like this great hope I mean look at that with I mean I don't know enough, but a guy like Eric Swalwell We're like this dude's ego must have been out of fucking control.
He's a predator. He's praying on his own aids. I mean It's crazy Well, I think I think there's a coma was the same way. There's always those guys like JFK.
There's always guys He was even high he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't going for a day. He was going for fucking I mean he was wearing women running for the fences. Yeah I think he's probably swinging below the fences through the fences over the fences there was one woman who was apparently in love with There's a great book of time Mary's mosaic is the name of the book Mary Pinchot I think was her name and he was apparently in love with her because she was normal and removed from society and but for appearances Jackie always like what he needed and There's all these conspiracies that she was then murdered by I have forces. Yes, I mean she was murdered and it was said to be a mugging But it's like yeah, listen seems a little too perfect that you're having an affair with John F Kennedy and then you're dead Well, I don't you would not want that loose string because you got to think he's probably telling her some stuff I would think yeah, if you this is a person that you seem to really love the JFK ones nuts That's the one that I'm like that's kind of the craziest one I think it's not still to this day and you know We didn't even know exactly that something fishy was going on until the sprutter film was released Yeah, that was released like 12 years after the actual assassination.
It's it is easier to accept certain things You know when you at least in those 12 fire years, but yeah, he's got killed by a crazy person Oh, yeah, but there's a lot of people that thought there was a conspiracy already. There was a ton of which is always the case with everything There's always conspiracy. There's always an angle. Yeah, I'm not buying it There's always people that aren't finding but then when you saw there's a Pruder film most people were like what wait What well there's some conspiracies that even the most, you know non conspiracy persons like I mean the absolute one such a clear like yeah I mean maybe I mean it's funny.
I mean that even if you're completely against like there's no way like the cameras out Yeah, that's got you got a least they maybe it's a very childlike position to dismiss conspiracies. He would love them It's a weird thing that people do all there's no conspiracy So most people it's just incompetent people and people try to draw lines and make conclusions like no It's actually a federal crime. Yeah, it's part of what's like you get charged with conspiracy Yeah, it's because it's real because people can spy or it's like the idea that they wouldn't especially went enormous amounts of money are on the line Or you're trying to kill the president. I bet killing the president's probably fucking complicated You gotta find out where he's gonna be yeah, you gotta find out who his secret services You don't really hate the guy who really hate the guy who really hate the guy on well Kennedy and the CIA look at the history they don't fucking like each other at all Yeah, you know my friend Evan he was a ranger and it really brainbray and he has this up take on it that he thinks is different He thinks it could have been the guys from Bay of Pigs Wow because he was those those guys like a lot of people died They didn't have to die right and they died because Kennedy wouldn't allow air support Mm-hmm Because Kennedy was read in on this whole operation late and they sort of like said this is what we're gonna do And he's like I'm not allowing that and so they went in without the air support that they thought right have and was a disaster Yeah, much people died and his position is that a lot of those people could want him dead because they were made to look Pretty fucking bad and then there's a bunch of other people the CIA and then I think there's also the angle that the Israelis were trying to Acquire nuclear weapons and then they had gotten nuclear weapons and then he did you know Like they're not real technically supposed to have nuclear weapons.
There's a lot of weird loose ends Jack Ruby is a weird character a guy who did like oh, you just got a heart of gold He's gonna kill this guy. There's a lot of loose ends that are yeah We know the MK Ultra Jack Ruby connection to yeah, yeah, yeah Jolly West the guy who ran MK Ultra visits Jack Ruby in prison and Jack Ruby goes insane in jail not to mention he had a lot of Yeah, there's a lot of weird things about a He was a lot of Yeah, we Harvey Oswald just jets off to Russia for a little bit Yeah, back and everyone's cool with it and had and had more money than you should have had when he was None of it really made sense. Um now there's a bunch of those guys. Yeah.
Yeah, it's all like You know the idea like we Harvey off Oswald acted alone to me seems silly But the idea that he was innocent also seems silly. I think he's a good conspiracy, you know, but uh He's a little too calm when he gets arrested and he says I'm a patsy. That's a little too calm I didn't care for the delivery either. I like it.
Yeah, I don't like it. I'm with you I was like why are you so relaxed they're accusing you of shooting the president of the United States He's like I'm just a patsy. Why are you saying it like that? You should be freaking out?
What a weird moment to what a weird moment for LBJ who is now in power You that's how you're to be sworn in in that way is pretty mental and then to go into then your president for Vietnam and all these crazy things that come next I mean, yeah Wild fucking when the first arrested him was he arrested for killing JFK? I'd write away or is it for killing the cop? I don't know he definitely killed a cop though I've heard that read not too long ago. It's a bit stop Lee Harvey Oswald while on patrol according to the Texas historical commission account after a brief Exchange at the patrol car Oswald fired multiple shots at tip it killing him Yeah, my position is like people wanted to be binary like Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone or Lee Harvey Oswald was set up I think Lee Harvey Oswald was in on it.
Mm-hmm And I think he doesn't make the most sense, but I think they wanted to set him up I think he was probably in on it, but they set him up and made it seem like we're good with you from now Yeah, we got yeah, I mean that's yeah I mean, I think that's probably what they do. They probably made you feel special. You're a part of this you're really importantly I don't great, you know fuck that guy fuck that guy. You know meanwhile he's getting set up totally I mean, it's totally that's what they would do.
That's how they would do it. See if you can find the video of him saying I'm just a patsy This video is always driven me crazy because imagine if you were completely innocent just hanging out at the schoolbook to pause Story just looking at some books or my rifle. Yeah, just chilling. Yeah, I don't even think he was in the window I don't I don't think he I don't I'm sure you've been down there that area so it's so jarring to be in you like Well, there's a right.
Yeah, you're in the middle street. This is way smaller than you think exactly that's what's weird Yeah, who allowed this? You know saying like once you want to get a die who put him in a fucking convertible and put him through this area We have to go slow not to mention apparently the reason he didn't go down I think this is I'm pretty sure this is true is his back was so fucked up JFK from back problems He had probably from fucking all these women and he's in a back brace and he doesn't go down all immediately So, you know, maybe if you get the bullets and he goes down maybe he had like a spinal degeneration disease I think I think it was like something very serious like he was in constant pain He had to wear a back brace and I don't think none of that ever did exercising the same way Oh, there's that but I think he had like a legitimate like medical issue probably which you know, who knows he could have gotten from the war Here we are we Harvey I Work in that building Little too calm little too pretty chill. Yeah, it's definitely a chill like the whole thing.
I'm just at work in the building naturally I was there Jimmy Stewart Jesus I like the thing I'd be losing it exactly you be freaking the fuck out This is crazy like think about how mad you are when there's a flight delay well He's also he's probably some sort of an agent period I mean just the fact that he was able to go to Soviet Union marry a Russian woman come back to the United States You know, I even really I was bringing that up to you can see you can see him saying almost everything else Yeah, he's covered when he's a Naturally if I work in that building So different really did 100% but with different Advocatences different yeah, it's a little different perhaps but I mean he said they're taking me in because I worked in the Soviet Union Didn't he wasn't involved with some something to do with communism as well and not just in Soviet Union perhaps in Cuba Maybe somewhere else I was in Japan or something was no, maybe not Japan was somewhere else but aside from the Soviet Union I wasn't me mmm. I don't know somewhere else formed a local branch of the fair play for Cuba committee. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah, I think he was an agent Mm-hmm. That's what I think I think that guy was CIA and I think that's why they allowed him or whatever filling the other the blank Whatever the other intelligence agency is but he's just way to calm Yeah, that's not how you would be if someone's accusing you of shooting a beloved president in the fucking head in the middle of Dallas Yeah, you wouldn't be that calm. I would hope not know you'd be freaking out You'd be panicking but at the same time some of these fucking people that come in a court who are murderers or commas can be Yeah, I mean some of these people like you see someone like that You'll go beach killer coming to the courtroom and he's pretty much just like yeah I did this which one's I got he was when he strangled like 11 that they know of prostitutes in Long Island He looks kind of like a bloated Tucker Carlson. He's huge.
I don't even find him. He's pretty scary like he's really scary But yeah, he killed all these women and then there's like one prostitute He's like I got a bad vibe I think going the car with him and she's alive. Wow. Yeah.
Yeah, look at him He's like Tim Dillon and Tucker Carlson baby. He's a big guy though. He's huge. He's a guy that was huge And he had a wife he had kids Believe you could definitely a wife.
I think you kids too. Yeah, he was an architect or something in Midtown Something normal something normal and then yeah, they just do this thing. We were just like this is fucking crazy What was his job Jimmy? He had a soundproof room in his home.
Oh, which is scariest fuck. You hear about that guy in Philadelphia? They got no. Oh, that's the scariest one the Philadelphia one's really scary.
It's very recent I'm gonna defend it Rex Andrew architect. Yeah, an architect Wow Normal job the Philly ones nuts. What is it? I think it might have been the biggest serial killer of all time and they found I think they found human remains.
They definitely found videos and photographs of the victims at the house Yeah, over one million images have been seen I'd saw one of the detectives talking about what he's seen and he seemed like he didn't want to talk about it alongside fake federal law enforcement credentials Homemade chemical laboratory and urns containing cremated remains there was at least five urns they found so his dad was apparently a Psycho to the dilapidated home was shared by a 44 year old Eugene Horsch and his late father Raymond RC Horsch a Pornographer who died in 2025 at age 82 investigator dubbed it a house of horrors after discovering disturbing contents inside missing women in evidence Authorities have linked seven missing women to the property five of whom were feared dead after appearing unresponsive or deceased in recovered video files This is well. I mean like the John Wayne Gacy thing where he was just sticking people in the under the house Yeah, and his wife's like what's the smell and he was like? I don't he's just like a rat or something a mouse, but it's like yeah, you're just collecting But I think they think it might have been a fuckload of people damn they think these guys this guy and his dad might have been the Biggest serial killer of all time because of all the images they have One more than one million digital images recovered from the home show women who are injured unconscious and possibly lifeless But so far no bodies have been recovered Man how they catch this dude We talked about because of this Happened back in June she had someone else's ID when they pulled him over okay, so Eugene Horsch was arrested in June 26 He was with a woman in possession of a identification card with tons Ellie's name on it Blair tons Ellie was 35 years old when she went missing in 2023 She was the first woman named in this case, so he was with another woman who had this lady's ID What it hold on so fucking said Amy Hale mckael was 44 years old. That's her up there show the picture of her face And that's the dad doesn't look like a warm face.
It's murder aside That doesn't look like a guy you want to have coffee on an eyepatch sometimes to some reason She was last seen in 2016 shortly after news broke of horse arrest her family told action she was last seen at the W Avenue house mckael had previously been married to RC Horsch who has also become a central figure in this case So his dad and him were killing people You know is one of the craziest ones you know the the dating game murderer That was a crazy one too because that guy was just on TV. There's a great book on it. Matt Murphy book of murder I think it's called but he was the prosecutor He's like the prosecutor in California who did all these cases and he prosecuted the dating game murder and they talked about how he had to prosecute this guy because It was him and a woman who did it together and he had to be like she had to be bad company to be good cop because these guys Always want to defend themselves, so he would be like he would have to buddy up to him in the courtroom Like I think this is crazy the judge over will do like I'm on your side And that would get the guy like it feeds his narcissism and that's how you break them down You have to be and must be so hard to be nice to these people because you hate them you're disgusted by them But you have to be like dude you and me were like we're like period We're both like lawyers you know they always do that you have to figure out some way to manipulate them into talking But they got him I mean But I mean that one was crazy and I think she got away the woman on the show she got a bad vibe There's always a couple that like I was it was this close and I got a bad vibe But I mean I mean I'm in Gacy tied a guy up he because his move was he would like look we should wrestle and then he put Handcuffs on you so you couldn't move and drug you and he tried on one guy who got out of the handcuffs We're really slid out somehow and put it on John Wayne Gacy He's just laughing like fuck Debbie Harry almost got killed by dead Bundy. No shit Yeah, she was getting into his car and she knows that the car didn't have handles on the inside of the door And she got some weird vibe and I mean that is a weird If I get into an uber and there were no handles I'm good.
Yeah, that's crazy. That's the story. I'm pretty sure I'm sorry I love Debbie Harry that would suck to it. Yeah, cuz I don't think she made it yet We would have lost all those songs fuck and her yeah I was telling me that's pretty good though.
Yeah, a lot of bangers. She was amazing So still amazing still a lot but yeah, and bond use another one who represent himself in court these guys are narcissist among other things of course But they're fucking I wonder what that is that broken thing You're able to we're able to get someone's trust somehow you get them in these vulnerable positions You have some level of charm. Yeah, so then you believe it and then you think it can be used clearly in this situation as well But they're not good lawyers usually so it's a good generally Yeah, you know the one guy that shot a bunch of people on the subway or on the train long island train and then defend himself in court And he was like literally interviewing the guy. How do you know that I shot?
He was like I fucking saw you shot me Do you remember that one? No, I don't know who was that he was insane He was completely insane and he was his own lawyer and he shot a bunch of people and he had a weird accent to shot a bunch of people I think was on the long island expressway. No, I don't know what it is the railroad whatever the train is that people take a long I don't know what yeah, yeah, this is like I'll see some wounds on that fuck. I don't get killback Dude, I want to know it's New Jersey Transit actually crazy guy just fucking with me and I'm very lucky to do anything I was hammered I was a young comic and I was coming back from a shitty gig like the catch of Stoveising star whatever in a Princeton horrible room in a hotel But I was just like grateful to be working and I'm about you know had a bottle of trays I'm like I'm just gonna draw on the car on the train right back, you know and some guy who looks crazy starts fucking with everyone on the Track ball waiting and I'm gonna talk to me and I made a bad joke or something He's like fuck with me.
He's like what do you think about immigrants and I was drunk? I was like ah they're ruining this country just trying to be funny and he's like you're a racist I was like no it's fucking around of course You know and he goes I should kill you and I was like what the fuck so I had to hide from this guy on the train right back And he's I see him looking for me on the train. It was this horrible moment Well, I'm like what the fuck am I gonna do so I'm ducking down I see him come on and I see him asking other people What do you think about immigrants? He's crazy and then he asked the wrong guy luckily Yes, I'm fucking tough looking black dude.
What do you think about immigrants and the guy just goes? East New York motherfucker and I was like thank God the guy was gonna kill him They stopped the train they rested one of them But I was like this is not a fun ride well if you're a psychopath what great what a great place to fuck with people Yeah, too They can't go anywhere exactly I know we took his hat off at one point And it was like half cut it was like clearly like he looked insane Something was off about him and I was like thank God that that was my guardian angel like a how many bodies are they associating? How many dead people do they think could possibly be associated with this Philadelphia thing? Five missing in two others I think five missing And even that remains other than the urns.
I don't know if they've like tied them those are fucking those are amateur numbers You go be sure like 11 come on. Yeah, I think they think it's a lot more because of all the images Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, you know who the people are they've got museum in Los Angeles the museum of murder museum of death I think they have one new ones, too. They're one like that in Vegas.
Yeah, Zac Beggins He's got this like haunted museum. It's got all it's got ed gain stuff in there Got my gassy shoes clown shoes. Yeah, it's hilarious. This one hit the bit on that.
You know, do we get the shoes? Yeah, I secured the shoes. They have Jack of Orkans van where he killed people away. Yeah, yeah That's a big one.
Yeah, biggie. Yeah, you can step in the van. I don't think of working on the same level as those guys I didn't think a consensual murder. Come on, but there's something weird about his paintings.
No, it's not good I don't think it's great, right, but you can't put him in the same case No, he's killing people that want to die because they're in a little yeah, Philadelphia House of Horrors having gone through roughly 30% of the files Investigators say an update that they have identified 58 people okay, that's crazy 10 of them died in unrelated circumstances and many others who are still alive They're still alive Okay, so the millions of files oh god But it says 10 who died in unrelated circumstances and many others who are still alive It doesn't say how many of those people are dead so as many who are still alive It's like when you get covid be like a heart condition already or something right died with covid Yeah, please have not found any bodies and caution they cannot confirm any of the missing women are dead based solely on digital evidence Yeah, but I think once you find out that a guy's killed seven of them You might be able to make an inference and you really only need to get them on one right? That's really the case, but yeah, but I think they want to know yeah, well of course I know but I mean that's like what's the substance like I think it's big barrels of you know Probably acid or something I forgot the name of the other book that's into the house is the problem Like the description of what it is isn't just like a barrel laying around the corner of the garage It's like tubes all over the place whoo the basement. Can you can you look? I don't know the name of the book is it's by Michelle McNamara about the East Area rapist That's an incredible book.
I'll be gone in the dark or something. It's about the guy who it's unbelievable What's about it's about the East Area rapist in San Francisco? What's that one? He was he was just like a huge rapist and so the guy he's a monographer who made snuff films What is a snuff film snuff film is supposedly films where people actually die what yeah?
I didn't know that was a porn no that well I think for some people it is There's a fucked up movie that Nick Cage made in the 90s or early 2000s called eight millimeter Oh, yeah, once and I will not watch it. Yeah, yeah, so the poem I think yeah There was an era of Hollywood where they would film you Mickey Cohn and those gangsters would film you in the 40s doing gay shit And they would blackmail you so they try to get all these big actors like the Camilla Etrics The Camilla Etrics, but not I don't think we'll consent I think they really I don't think they want any part of that shit and the craziest story was Lana Turner is dating one of These gangsters the big movie star line of turn is a big movie star line of these gangsters Johnson Bonado who's abusive as fuck like charms won't leave her alone sending her flowers on set good-looking gangster works for Mickey Cohn crazy guy and To the point that like she's trying to break up with him She's going to movie with Sean Connery with the times like a nobody in the 50s I think it's in Europe somewhere and he fucks with Connery and Connery fucking duck he just knocks out a fucking gangster No fear didn't care guy could have killed him and Later after Johnson Bonado's abusing the daughter abusing Lana Turner the story goes that she killed him I think but That the daughter killed him, but I read a book which says she 100% killed him and put it on the daughter So she wouldn't go to prison for life. Isn't that a crazy story? She killed a gangster.
She shot him. Yeah, but he would abuse him for years and he would have he would have killed her probably Dangerous dudes, but have you ever heard of Roy De Mayo? No, so Cho D has gave this book called murder machine back in the day And it's this guy Roy De Mayo who was you know some mob guy who? Just start killing people for whatever reason and they had an apartment upstairs above this This bar and they would take people into the bar.
They take him upstairs the apartment kill him and cut him up in the bathtub Oh my god Start doing to a lot of people so he started becoming like really sloppy because like no matter Why you like the way you looked at him fuck this guy Let's kill him and he's got interested in just like taking people out the book is horrifying Wow I think you guys love you how like is him killing anyone who slop you with getting rid of the both Well, he got caught eventually, but I think one of the things was he just got very eager to kill people So he's killing people for like unreasonable reasons, you know in the beginning I think it was probably contract killing people or killing people that disrespected somebody or that not somebody You know he had to get dealt with and then he just started killing some guys holding up the line at the deli I'm gonna kill that guy too. The bucks nuts because you start you got rid of this book dog Like I'm reading the book. I'm like jeez. I think he's playing Roy DeMello in a movie now Joey is yeah, that's hilarious Do it manifest.
Yeah, it is crazy. Yeah, he's got some maybe I should have said that always a good actor It might be like private information, but either way, that's exciting Yeah, no, he's he's a very good actor But that book is fucking terrifying that guy that this whole thing was like it was there was a social club like a some sort of a bar That was downstairs to find that story Any alcohol the general lounge is just a whole situation called the Gemini method Jamie, please order us yeah two glasses with ice And I bottle that buffalo trace. Oh nice got you killed That was what I'd look forward to at the end of the weekend was just the drinks the Gemini method 1970s progressed DeMello cultivated as followers into a crew of experience with the process of murdering and dismembering victims with the exceptions of killing intended To send a message to anyone who would hinder their criminal activities or murders have presented no other alternative a set method of execution Was established by the DeMello crew to ensure the victims would be dispatched quickly and then made to disappear style of execution was dubbed the Gemini method after the Gemini Lounge a bar which served as a cruise primary hangout as well as a site where most of their victims were killed the process of the Gemini method as revealed by Multiple crew members and associates became government witnesses in the early 1980s was to lure the victim through the side door of the lounge into an apartment in the back portion of the building at this point a crew member almost always demeo according to member turned government witness Frederick de Nome de Nome would approach with a silence pistol in one hand and a towel on the other shooting the victim in the head and then wrapping the Tile around the victims head wound like a turban to staunch the blood flow Immediately afterward another member of the crew originally Rosenburg would stab the victim in the heart to prevent more blood from pumping out of the gunshot wound Wow, they had a method by then the victim would be dead at which point the body would be stripped of clothing and dragged into a bathroom with a Remaining blood drained out or congealed within the body This was to eliminate the messiness of the next step when crew members would place the body into plastic sheets laid out in the Main room and proceed to dismember it cutting off the arms legs and head it seems like a lot of work following dismemberment The body parts would then be put into bags placed in cardboard boxes and sent to the Fountain Avenue landfill in Brooklyn So many tons of garbage were dropped each day at the landfill It'd be nearly impossible for the bodies to be discovered during the initial stages of a night early 1980s investigation targeting the Mayo crew a plan by authorities to excavate sections of the dump to locate remains was aborted when it was deemed too costly and unlikely to locate any meaningful evidence the landfill opposite the Star-star it city apartment complex in East New York was closed in 1985 Capt. Over and converted into park land.
There's a park there where there's dead people dismembered underneath it some victims were killed in other ways Varying reasons at times suspected informants or those who committed to active disrespect against a member of the crew or their superiors had their bodies left in the streets to serve as a message in a warning How many people do you kill put that into perplexity? It just seems like so much work to do all this like just talk out your shit I think you probably enjoy it. Yeah, I mean clearly, but it's just that list of people That's your whole day between killing and disposing that's got to be what four hours fun How long do you think that talks and shit drink a couple drinks smoke cigar? It doesn't process a lot the blood drain you hang with the boys put another notch on the wall play that queen song damn By it's a dog How many of this one to start in 73 and he did it all the way up to kill Mickey's Balaine no Mickey's Balaine's a writer.
It's a boss mob boss Irish mob boss shot five times kill that size apartment building woodside queens by Dameo and grillo as a favor to coonin Oh another Irish mob boss. So they had the Italian mob killing the Irish mob Hmm. This is a lot of names. Oh, you start killing his own guys look at this one scroll up a little bit right there Danny grillo a long time member of the Dameo crew was killed and dismembered by Dameo Rosenberg and center and testa for racking up gambling debts and falling into drug addiction.
They were just finding reasons to kill people Oh, you know's money this piece of shit Dambling debts and drugs over here in a gang that's gonna be an That's why they kill Chrissy in the sopranos Gary Gardeen was shot and killed by rosenberg after failed to pay him back from a marijuana deal Gardeen was found inside the truck of his truck of his torch car cocaine dealer shot stabbed dismembered for being in a suspected informant That's a fair reason speed over copying porn films on this guy. Oh my god. He stabbed he stabbed Wow even duplicating the porno film back then probably took a while I gotta do two VCRs In 79 I don't even think they had VCR so dara was shot by Dameo and stabbed by rosenberg after his nephew hired the Dameo crew to murder him Due to a dispute over the building in which they duplicated pornographic films. Mm.
Wow So I'm shot is a good killing Scott to follow was shot multiple times by Dameo crew at the behest of a rape victims family All right, let's go below it Mr. Guchi a college student and door door salesman was mistaken for a Cuban hitman parked outside Dameo's home Dameo Chase Roguchi from Massa Peak with Park to Suffolk County and shot him seven times after crashes car Goddamn You're 18 and he thought you were a Cuban hitman And look you killed rosenberg look at this rosenberg was shot and killed by Dameo and sent her to avoid a war with a Cuban drug cartel over a March 1979 cocaine rip-off murders caused by rosenberg so he's like killing his boys the guys he was killing people with he killed Them it must be just wild just killed Saying this has gone on for two. This is like this is like the NBA draft. This is that many names.
It's crazy It's like 60 names. Yeah, I mean he was a legitimate serial killer. Who's Constance Burr who another informant? Yeah informants There's a lot of a lot of needed to get rid of a guy, but there's a lot of people that just decide fuck this guy Yeah, damn it's a lot of people I mean it just got super comfortable with killing people the books the books the same because it goes in great detail about how he did it And what he did and it's like it's very it's how long why those there's so it's so disturbing because you know that people thanks Sir people are very malleable You know like you get used to like kids get used to living in war zones true Like you that's more if you grow up if you're like in the Sudan or something and you're a child soldier I mean, it's just your life, but cheers.
Yes, sir. Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you, dude I'm more big conversation, but it is a little bit a little bit.
We'll pull out of it. What's something good? Do you know about the lesbian bar at Massachusetts mark texting about I don't know what it is amazing. It's the word masks They're like cosplaying or something.
No, no, no, no, they were COVID masks, right? But what's the deal? It's so so the bar I'll give you the synopsis so it's it's called the last ditch It's this basement bar is bar these lesbians run and they're communists So they want to do it like if you can't pay you don't have to pay so they have a cover charge We don't have to pay if you don't have any money. So nobody pays so they're going under and so two of them leave and one of them enrolls in clowns school Okay, you're not coming to just drink there because it's fucking free No, cuz you have to wear a mask if you go there and so the thing is they're losing all their fucking money And this one of these people that runs one of these ladies that runs this bar is 50 grand in the hole.
Wow Yeah, yeah, I said in John Taffer, dude, it's gonna make over. What the good up? Yeah, well, Holly was apparently very interested in the story because it became like one of the single biggest reasons why people subscribe to the Boston Globe Like it was one of the biggest stories that they ever had like as one of those you got to find out more about it You guys subscribe and so they got like a thousand new subscriptions because the story because it's it's it's woke take into its final point because these people couldn't be kinder They're their communists. Yeah, they're running a lesbian bar and they're giving away They're running out of money.
They have no fucking money, right? And so they consult someone like what do we got to do and they say listen got to Have one day we have masks optional make more money that way and these people go nuts one of them says the owners Are the fans patrons won't drink for one day? It's not just that they think you're putting us in danger One of them says that your building should be I hope you build its fire bombs like they turn on fire bombs dude It's why the pictures of the bar. Let's see what this looks like.
It's a little basement bar I don't want to go next time. I'm in Boston. I'm gonna check it out. That's what's happening people going there as tourists So this is bar Boston such a good bar, but culture too.
Yes a lot of good spots Except for the closes super early. That's the only problem with the bars, but so One of the signs on the door last ditch bar and arts venue asked visitors to wear a mask recently the bar said it would lift It's mask mandate on Saturdays just one day just one day Saturdays a night wherever and not you could still wear a mask Yeah, you could still wear a mask, but It's not like I want to go meet a chicken a ball. I don't know what the fuck she looks like if she's got a mask on Well, I don't think anybody's meeting anybody at this ball. Yeah, it's a lesbian ball There are lesbians I guess meet another lesbians, but I mean I think they're whole thing women are more down with the personalities I guess I don't know There's a certain group of people that they think that if you don't wear a mask you're killing people This must be a crazy small clientele right this can't be like how many people are going to this shit well amongst like really wildly left Wing people masks are still in vogue.
Hmm. Yeah, I know of a there's a gym I don't want to say the name I want shame them. There's like an MMA gym. Oh, that's all lesbians and trans people and they all wear masks I'm scared of getting punched in the face and That's wild.
I mean, I look I still see people wearing them on flights and my K do whatever you want to do Truly, but I just think that at this point I could wait I and I did it during covid I comply with all this shit But I'm kind of like I did my part and now I'm kind of like I want to I want to breathe I did it I even sold them on my website and that's something that actually shot Sanjay Gupta brought up you sell masks on your website I go not because I think they're useful because these people have to wear them do they have to wear them if you want to go somewhere They make you wear a fucking man. Oh, I was doing I was doing pop-up shows during covid on New York City roofs because I was the only place you really perform after a while I got to do a hotel room a few days a week They let me do it was really cool But I was doing roofs and I was filming a special doing that and I asked people just like can you guys just put on a mask for like 10 minutes I was like I thought people gonna come for me if I could crowd outdoors and they're not wearing masks So we did it for like half a show and I was just doing for that now all again, of course But people were shaming you for that so I don't but also they didn't know so I I don't care But it's also like well, there was a lot of fog everyone's doing Monday morning quarterbacking about that whole time There was a lot of people that were they're good people. It was scary time Yeah, we didn't know what the fuck was happening. I had shows in Houston in July So it was like the first shows that I'd done a long time and I only did one weekend I did the improv in Houston and then I decided that I'm not doing it anymore because I felt bad I'm like what if I give somebody covid yeah come back to being selfish because I want to perform I'm gonna go back to LA Give someone covid.
That's crazy. So I stopped doing it, but the whole audience had to wear masks It was strange I remember the first show we did back it got them and it was kind of a beautiful moment because clubs had been closed I remember Steinfeld wanted to go on first so even before the host he was like this is meaningful to me I was like, oh, it's kind of cool, but then I watched him and he's like comedy's back And there's like a big glass thing in front of him because we had to do that That's what I was doing, but I remember Jerry was like emotional It's like kind of a cool moment, you know the glass wall Oh, they said we did it and you know We were just I think they were just trying to be respectful to the patrons at the time but the second I was gone I was pretty happy, you know There was like a period where people had to like figure out what's okay It's generally after someone got it most people that got it and then they recovered then they weren't scared Oh, they felt like invincible. Yeah, I was going to fucking brothels a second. I'm good Let me fucking pop into this orgy real quick.
It was wild No, it was it was that was the one nice thing of being on the back end of getting it is that you're like I'm fucking I'm gonna talk to her right now. Well, it was a good pandemic in a sense because it was not real real real deadly It wasn't like the black plague, right? So you have a splint Spanish flu people you would you have a world war? You're gonna want to end the Spanish flu.
Yeah back to back and the Spanish was killing young healthy crazy Yeah, who's a famous artist? She really he's taking care of his wife. I think it's an Austria taking care of his wife who's like he's like 28 She has Spanish flu he gets it and dies fucking 28 Yeah, I think about artists you die young Yeah, if you live forever, they don't give a fuck. No one gives a fuck a man.
Oh my god He'd be David Lee Roth Poor day. The weird thing about the doors is like every song is either like a 10 out of 10 or a one out of 10 There's no there's no five out of 10. Right. It's why I think they did that a lot back then with the albums Like even a lot of the stone songs.
There's some stone songs like yeah, cuz they're prolific. There's a little too Yeah, it's like you know if you did like remember Louie was doing an hour every year, but it was still great Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot to do well. Yeah, he set up an unreasonable expectation for comics That's why this one I waited two years.
I don't want to I think every year is crazy I think every few years is good. It depends on where you're at in your life Like what do you want to do or sometimes? Dude, I feel it all the time like the stress levels dropping me and the flood gates open and I have but when I'm stressed I'm tight. I'm not creating But that's when I was in Europe.
I was like shit just coming out of me because I'm just taking walks and you know random cities I've never been to you're opening up pathways in your brain that you're not used to using so but when I'm stressed about Something I'm working on other stuff. I'm not creating like I want to be but yeah It depends like Louie at that point of his career was not just creating standover here, but he was writing starring and editing Louie Yeah, so his output was unheard of yeah, no his output was nuts and he was editing it on this fucking laptop. I know And you like to do it on a little one because I like doing it on a little one shows amazing I re-watched it recently and it's just like man. It's a he really took some big swings on it.
Oh, yeah No, he's a fucking wizard. He's a genuine wizard. Yeah, it's so hard to maintain that kind of a pace That's such a crazy pace They think about like the stones and those guys though It's like they had record contracts and then they had to release a record by a certain amount of time And so I think they had some filler songs totally do but then sometimes you get the best songs that way right? You know the electric light orchestra story They're like we need one more song for this album and he just goes to the roof and he's like Mr.
Blue Sky. He's looking at the blue sky and I hit him really so that's a blue sky Wow Yeah, so that's like sometimes you get the or that woman fuck. I forgot her name She's really popular singers very good. I'm not gonna write you a love song because like we need a love song on this album And she said that hit her.
I'm not gonna write you a love song. What's your name again? No You can just type in the lyrics. I'm sure it'll come up I'm not gonna write you a love.
It's a good song. Is it a new song? No, it's like 20 years ago. Yes, sir Brelies, yeah, that's on so it's like you just sometimes when you're given a challenge you just like okay Let me you're talking about the setlist shows before sometimes right you get you out of your head sometimes I think homework as an adult is good and you're like try this right sometimes you do a show where you need to talk Current events and I remember when the comedy seller did that comedy central show and you had to only do news stories It made me write so much topical shit.
I love having homework. Yeah for sure anytime you have to do something It's better like so many guys like when they do rose battle like they know they're gonna battle somebody in three weeks And so they really fucking write their asses also that's like I think it's also so much easier to write about someone else I'm sure you know, but yeah, but yeah, it's a lot of me to see like all these so many comments are so good at that, you know Yeah, that's a style. Yeah, it's a very particular style a mean style, you know It's like I'm not yeah, but does I don't do it But it's cool to see those little crystals because he didn't even have to tell a joke and you'd be laughing You just his vibe. Yeah, he'd be like go and you go away and I bother somebody and that was funny Just because of his you know, well, he was the package the whole package He was so unique and Joan Rivers too could insult the shit I do and it was like beautiful do you remember that thing he did where I think it was Reagan?
I think it was Reagan where he he did like essentially stand up before he introduced him. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't know I've definitely seen about danger feel one with Reagan I don't know if I know there's some there's a danger feels set with in front of Reagan where he is Annihilating for like four minutes straight and it's one of those were actually they cut to somebody who just goes wow Because it's like bam bam bam when danger feels locked in lands like danger feels to me is like still I think he's like the funniest human like when you even the bad movies still have his one-liner Oh, I love it and meet Wally Sparks It's not a great movie But he's so funny in it when he walks up to the couple on the dance floor making out He's like you should go get a room and he walks up to that couple dancing goes you should get a warehouse That's a great joke all those jokes are like fucking and and oh my god every joke in back to school or catty shack These are fucking great. He's a perfect.
He's like late 40s at the time. It was unheard of he was not well He did not look like a good late 40s either. That was hard living hard hard dude I saw him perform live during his bathrobe era. Do you know the bathrobe era?
Yeah? Yeah, so he would go on stage with nothing but a bathrobe crazy like his junk hanging out under the bathrobe totally naked slippers and I was working I was actually a security guard at great wood center for the performing arts Wow, so I was backstage I was like I was one of the guys that was assigned to watch the door to like where the backstage was so I could see like danger field walking Around with his bathrobe on he's pacing. He's nervous. Let's just get ready Yeah, he's got a bathrobe on and I remember thinking this is crazy This guy's got a bat only I was 19 I was like he's only got a bathrobe and then he goes on stage with just a bathrobe.
I was like oh my god This isn't saying that's crazy and murdered I mean he laid down like 55 minutes of thunder just nonstop from the fucking beginning from the moment he got off stage on stage It was just bang bang bang bang bang and great ways is a pretty big place like you know thousands of people I don't know how big it is. I think it's at least 10,000 people. It's a really big place like big name people there like bunch Oh, he was there. Wow.
It was a huge place. Well, yeah, I mean he had so many bits Those cars and appearances where Carson just knew how to let him cook He's like all right. I'll set you up and I'll get the foot out of the way But yeah, when he was just ran just one after another and you're like these are great if Carson loved you It was oh my god. They had a problem for a while too.
They had an issue and then oh really had to work it out Yeah, I think in his book run he said something like he I think Carson couldn't get into some club or restaurant I mean danger helped out and I kind of smoothed over some shit They had but like yeah, it's crazy to picture maybe just one weird moment, but that's thank God they smoothed it over We get these moments on TV where Conan had the same thing Conan was able to like with Norm He knew how to just let him cook, you know, it's like certain late night hosts just knowing you're like, okay I'm just feed this guy the ball right it's like being a great point guard You know, it's like Carson just knew he's like oh, yeah, I got a bad doctor If anyone boss you go yeah, just like him coming. I mean these great great back to school to me is like if you're you can't be in A bad mood and watch that movie. It'll take you out. It's so fucking sick Catty shack.
Yeah, every chase was pretty cool in that movie. Okay, great movie amazing movies day and night. Holy shit So funny looks good on you though back to schools at all time classic That's probably my favorite of them. Just so interesting on the band Dangerfield's manager at the time sent an angry letter to Johnny Carson accusing him of telling one of dangerfield's jokes on air without booking or paying the comedian Carson's reaction annoyed Carson read the letter live on the tonight show repeated the joke completely deadpan without any comedic timing and Quipped that if it was dangerfield's best material the comic was in trouble.
That's not nice. Wow Dangerfield felt deeply humiliated and wrote multiple apology letters to Carson but received no response Carson subsequently blacklisted him from the program The Copa Cabana encounter the reconciliation years later dangerfield's performing a sold out gig at the Copa Cabana when Carson and his entourage arrived trying to get in The apology dangerfield personally ceded them went up to Carson and apologized face-to-face admitting He was in the wrong for his managers aggressive letter the result Carson appreciated the gesture and within a week dangerfield made his triumphant return to the tonight show He went on to make over 70 appearances With his rapid-fire self-deprecating humor frequently causing Carson to lose his composure and crack up on live television I mean the thing he did to Joan Rivers as well where he just she got a show and he's like you're dead to me I think that's not cool man's power. It's power, but it's like hunty power. I love I love obviously.
I appreciate Johnny Carson I think it's incredible, but like you're building these people up like that I think it's pretty shit and Joan Rivers is like also. You're the super happy friendly smiley guy on TV Dark dude, of course I mean all those guys if you put out friendly and happy there's a darkness any comic I see who's like I'm your best friend You're like you're fucking sick. You know it's anytime I see someone who's like the warm cuddly guy I trust people who were more who were kind of dicks on stage. I'm like they're getting it out like male feminists dude Yeah, yeah, I mean a little always and like always guys are just like yeah We've pushed you support women, but then when you like performative about it.
I'm like you're a fucking asshole 100% you want someone to say good for you. Thank you for you. You're one of the good ones using your platform. Yeah, thank you Yeah, it's there's a speaking truth to power anything performative.
Yeah, but any of the comic who's like I'm your best friend I'm like, I know you're cheating your wife dude. Don't fucking don't it's so annoying and it's like and Carson Look he had that Midwest appeal to he also had a terrible mother like well him and Stern hated each other interesting Yeah, I always thought that was odd like Stern always hated him. He loves Letterman. Yeah, uh, you know the Leno thing I think was it was a good night show it was a little of that but the Leno thing or Carson did but didn't but Howard had a thing with Leno too.
Yeah, I think it was because he got the tonight show and Letterman didn't I think it was accusing him of using bits from Stern show on the tonight show funny that little show see that's true It will hurt I had a comic do that to me once really did a bit and I didn't really care But I was like I don't just don't fucking do it. Oh, it's ugly It's like it changes who you think who you think they are it changes everything Especially if you know that they saw you do a bit and then they do a version it's hard to write a bit So it's like when especially if it's a personal one that's when you're like, oh come on, dude. Yeah, no I've watched some guy the other day on Instagram call out some guy for a bit and show his bit and that guy's bit and the guy's like not a comic But he's like doing comedian's bits in these videos and these reels. I used to get mad at it Now I just I don't give a shot I just am too tired to care about that shit But like I used to get annoyed at all these Instagram accounts like who were just blowing up by using other people's content I don't give a shit Remember that one black guy that got in trouble because he's doing Patrice remember that no he was like really getting a following Was a young guy like he was doing it was like a streamer and he was really getting a following He was saying it's like is it performance art is it a tribute band?
But you're not it's so weird he tried to play it off that way He wasn't crediting him like if you're gonna do a bill Hix bit You have to say this is hilarious bill Hix bit totally then say the bit you can't just say it and say that was bill Hix bit Yeah, I love shouting out some of my favorite comic bits all the time I love I love you know My favorite jokes ever, you know Adrian I pollute you sure I love she's one of my favorite jokes of all time where she says My boyfriend's threatened to suicide and I was like great now I can't kill myself or people when I think we were in love That's an incredible joke that is such a it's not one ounce of fat only she could say totally There's not one ounce of fat yeah, and it's such a deeply personal moment You know she thought that like in a fight or something like oh love when you feel that it's there's such a truth to it It's so beautiful. I love a great joke like that Tells got a million jokes that I'm just like jealous of but I think the real issue with the thieves is that the inclination to steal is directly Opposite of the mindset that's required to create well. We're talking about AI right we're talking about I mean it's the laziness I mean you lay eyes stealing from all of us of course stealing from the entire human race, but it's the same thing It's like you know you're you're looking it's a shortcut right? So you don't want to do the work and part of the fun part of the excitement of the new bit is failing and then honing it and getting it to where it wants to be and the excitement, but Yeah, that's I look at think of the jokes that you know you put in specials and you're like well That wasn't always a good joke.
That's fine that it got somewhere, you know Yeah, oh no, it's great when you have a bit that fails forever like Chris rock always talks about that bit like I love black people I hate and words yeah like that bit he apparently bombed out for you imagine bombing that bit That's not like a good cuz there's certain bits you're like okay I can bomb it but when you on that edge right I'm really fucked up right working out this really provocative bit But that's why rock is one of the best ever you know well He's more than willing to take that chance and walk that plank like she would do that at the store all the time I remember one time I brought him up at the store and the first thing he said the audience went nuts obviously He's there they were crazy and the first thing he said relax and ain't go be that funny. Well your expectations That's what he always says I love I love watching him work on stuff. He's so he's so funny I'm such a bold move though I ran into him on the street with a girl dating and he's so smooth. He's so good like I'll think this is Morgan This is my girlfriend he goes I've heard so much about you I'm just hamming it up Wow, he's a man.
He really hooked me up And but he always says the funnier thing to me because he always says you young guys are on the road too much You burn out and he saw me with a rolling a duffel bag down the street ones because we don't live there far from each other And he sees me rolling it and he gets just like god damn it and he goes even LeBron has an off-season He always finds the most the perfect shortest amount of words to say he's Chris is so funny is very funny Yeah, I was that's the first album I got me in a stand-up was Roll with the new his album and I was listening to it and being too young to get half the jokes probably But I had a CD and I'm listening to it my mom just saw me laughing and she's like what is he laughing this hard at? And she's I remember putting the headphones on and the look of horror on my mom's face, but then followed Thirty seconds later she's laughing and I was like oh, that's incredible that that's how good Chris's comedy is that he can shock you In a setup and then like pull you back in with also We weren't ready for comedy show you didn't anticipate it you didn't drive to a place and sit down I'm a cool mom like she she gets she understands how how brilliant his bits are you know I mean that's also it was cool. It was a cool moment for me to be like oh wow my mom thinks this is good bring the Main is like one of the greatest specials of all time. I believe in the next one bigger than black I mean, yeah, I mean I those two back to back up with them up against any special.
I agree I mean it was crazy and it was like Man, it was just provocative bit after provocative bit But he delivered it wasn't like shock for the sake of shock. I think of the other bit I love about how when you make bullets cost five thousand dollars because then you would there would be no innocent bystanders Like a that's a brilliant bit like I bust a cap in your ass if I could afford it. That's a great bit Yeah, he's got a bangable. He's got a empty fifty thousand dollars.
I mean must have done something Great great jokes because that's actually like those jokes that actually are like oh this actually is a good idea Yeah, it was one for you like I know you're being funny right now, but that's actually that's actually really smart You know, it doesn't get enough credit his brother. Yeah, he's very good comic his brother Tony's fantastic Yeah, he doesn't get enough credit for sure He's like when you are the brother of one of the greatest of all time. That's a tough spot to be in of course But it's like people judge him by that how many baseball players do you see who have a brother in the major leagues? I think about what you did to get to the major leagues, right?
It's like you're not talking about Mike Maddox. You know, right? Maddox right? It's like very but Mike Maddox a good picture about Jason Jambi.
There's Jeremy Jambi, you know, it's fucking tough You made the major leagues mm-hmm, but yeah, but it's must be very and he's got another brother's a stand up I mean, it's very difficult is the other brother youngest. He's the youngest Jordan. Yeah, but it's why not fuck it We want a regular job. It's obviously in your family.
Yeah, just do it, but it's so much harder I mean like if you're family, I mean The challenge of being Frank Sinatra, Jr. You know or Frank's alone. Yeah, he had a song here. That's here that single was it I don't remember pull it up.