This shows sponsored by a little novel do it cathe wins the last time you had your mouth on a muff I haven't had my mouth on a muff or you meant the mic muff it's been quite a few weeks haha what about on the what about an actual mound when is the last time cathe tasted the succulents of a J.J. Oh wow that's got to be 2009 oh my god it's been over a decade get your fucking shit together Kathy you got to get some badge you know what the problem is the problem is that I have that when it comes to going down on a woman I have to have some kind of I don't know flu and happening now I need an ice cream cone I need a little a little but it can but it can but it can and then you are a fucking lips Mac and lady eleven or no it's not a casual thing it can't be a casual thing I'm about to go put my mouth on someone else's genitalia and I need some kind of not necessarily fluid bonding but some kind of assurance that this person isn't running around you know fucking everything in sight which I have no problem with I would I love that do whatever you want but I'm not going down on you if you are Kathy what about that magical thing called like barriers you know like you famous you get the Saran wrap and just make that badge a sandwich and you know or dental dams so okay now here's a problem I have with that shit all right a guy would never like it if a woman went down on them while they were wearing a condom now it's not the end of the world not true they're still gonna get some sensation and a guy will take a blowjob over a condom over no blowjob so I get that all right but let's just say that that were to happen the overwhelming majority of the time 75% of the time you get a blowjob you're gonna have a condom on that would not be something that you look forward to and also the woman not a huge deal but they're never gonna actually get the taste of his skin they're never gonna they're always gonna have that that latex in between them and the cock yeah all right so it's just not the same thing so for me going down on a woman with cling wrap it feel it's I may as well have put a piece of cling wrap down on a piece of raw boneless skinless chicken breast and start with on blah blah blah it would feel the exact same to me Kathy why I think in I think in the last 20 seconds you have just demolished every effort of the safer sex movement to literally just trash you know the use of barrier protections and oral sex which for those that only have vaginas that's your only your only option for that actually I disagree with you 100% what you're watching is safe sex in action I have decided not to go down on someone right now you're projecting that you're projecting your opinions on other people I don't give a fuck if there's a condom I like having a condom on it feels still feels good I don't mind having so Saran wrap on a vagina that means you know I can go down more vigorously on somebody who I don't know or haven't been fluid bonded with I don't I don't I'm not a sex elitist as far as like it has to be this way or it's not so if you're that way that's absolutely cool but to say that no guy you know every guy it's like a total bummer for them to get a blowjob which is like you're now empowering a bunch of douchebags to go out and say yeah that's right it sucks you guys shouldn't do this you know okay this is an argument that you and I have had for a long time and that is the Kathy don't put bad ideas in people's heads I do not know why let me finish I do not take responsibility for what you do when you listen to me give my personal preference that is on someone else so I'm not gonna be careful with my words in case I'm douchebag goes out and says hey I heard on pervert that sounds like a good idea I'm gonna do that instead no I will rewind this you said no guy once again blowjob you were speaking for somebody else you were not speaking for yourself okay stop yelling I don't like it when we have these discussions and you start yelling I'm being perfectly calm just calm down Kathy what I'm calming down okay this is me calm I said what I said was that no guy would prefer to and I even said it's not that big a deal a guy will definitely take a blowjob over somebody else why don't you let me finish a guy will definitely take it over no blowjob at all now when I make a generalization like that if you don't agree with it don't agree with it but don't don't make it sound like I'm either putting words in someone else's mouth or assuming being ridiculous for assuming that that's the way most guys are I'm not saying anything I'm just saying I'm not saying anything I'm just saying wow I thought I lost my thought halfway through you lost the thought it was gonna be good and it was gonna shut you the fuck up so we could get out of the show it was going to but whatever Kathy I'm glad your opinions but for for those of us that know that that are different opinion you have a different opinion that's perfectly yeah but but what I'm saying is you are okay with your basically sexist life but some of us are promiscuous I love how you characterize me as having a sexless life because I don't have a pussy to go down on that is well that qualifies as sex please don't if you don't have a vagina to lick then that means you're sexless now you didn't ask me if I had played with a vagina that's a different thing okay I have played with the Jina's and I sit there looking at last time I played with a vagina I was looking at it going oh man I'm just giving my fingers in and I'm rubbing her clit it's getting all wet I'm making her moan and the feeling of that power you have over a woman when she's exhibiting all that pleasure and I wanted to go down on her so badly it was a total impulse thing and I was just like no take the the playing that you're doing just take that's good enough you don't have to go down on her you're having a fabulous time you would love to go down on her but I happen to know that this particular woman was having a blast walk running around a fucking like people I was so happy for her that was gonna go down on her but in that moment in that moment of heat Kathy to completely rip yourself off of a moment when you could just as easy go well it's not gonna be as good but it's still we're in this moment of chemistry and hotness I could just throw a barrier on her and at least we can kind you know it's of course it's never going to be flesh to flesh but but why absolutely just cut yourself off from a moment when there's an option to have the as close as you can get well clearly you're gonna have to rewind because you have to listen to what I say. I don't like the feeling of it it's bland I don't like it and why aren't you instead praising me for not being impulsive and sticking to the safe way of doing things. Because Kathy I want you to lick fudge that's what I want you to get out there because you're just so much happier when you're getting the dick in the badge.
You just get in the dick okay well what kind of dick. Let's start a show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised and if you don't like it please go fuck yourself. One two three four do you feel your sex life is quite lame. Scared that your desires might be strange.
Come and join the kinky world of play. Hello and welcome to the fight the defissoral blood curdling fight between Kathy and Boogie known as perverted podcast to show we explore the adventures of the kinky life sex and perversion. Recording live from creative explorers living room and a sweaty smelly hot storage box. I'm Kathy.
It is not smelly. Hang on a sec. I'm good. I'm good.
I used to order it. I'm calm book. It's metal and it's hot. I'm assuming it's smelly too.
Kathy let me tell you I am the god of air freshener and baby wipes the storage room and I have a broom and I sweep. I'm domestic in the storage unit. I put on a deep fresh trees hanging from everywhere. It's like it's like the movie seven where there's like nine.
That's a horrible movie. Yeah no it's actually fine in here. But oh my god Kathy what a great argument that was just to start a show just viscerally fighting and once again we fight because it's fun. Well I don't always enjoy that much.
You tend to get very angry and very loud when you disagree with me. Well I get loud because that's part of being an asshole. Well yeah you know what you're absolutely right I hadn't thought. I had considered that.
Yeah you can't really get the asshole card if you don't raise your voice. Once again we're cracking jokes through the fight because it's not like I hate you fight. I don't know. You and I almost have a difference of opinion on almost everything.
I mean there's quite a few things that we agree on but we tend to come down on opposite sides of almost any argument. I mean here I am being safe and deciding not to go down on a woman unless there's some bonding there and some understanding of who they're having sex with. You don't say that's a good thing. Instead you take issue with the fact that I won't use cling wrap.
I mean if you and I could find the way to argue about something we will absolutely find that way. Well absolutely and Kathy I am proud of you for doing things that are safer but there's a part of me that doesn't believe it just believes it's one more excuse for Kathy to not go out and start finding other relationships. I got to say that is honestly something that I think so when I hear something like no no I'm doing this safer I'm like having this like call bullshit thing in the back because you really in the past couple years you have really let down your game as far as going out and seeking out new partners and so it just seems like it just seemed like bullshit. So I apologize if it's actually something that's legitimate in how you react to barrier protection and stuff like that as opposed to using it and getting someone.
Yeah I mean and that you're right that actually is the origin of the argument and the problem you have with what I said I purview I know that very well that here's and here's something that might piss you off to and might actually piss off other people and that is that when I was in that relationship with with my girlfriend for many years I really missed having dick I love going down on dick I love getting fucked by a real dick and I missed it so much that halfway through the relationship I said I really I want us to go poly because I'm missing it tremendously and she didn't want to and as a result of that and a couple of other core issues that we had in our relationship the relationship didn't last more than a couple of years after that. So when I did get out of that relationship I went hardcore looking for some dick because I missed it so the thing about me is that a good 75% of my sexuality has to do with the male anatomy so I was very gun-hoed ago looking for that afterwards so the rest I absolutely miss going down on a woman's pussy because I love it but it's not a huge part of it right now and in the last you know five six years my life has taken quite a beating yours much more than mine but I've had I've had a tremendous amount of upheaval in my my my faith that has deserted me my having no place to live even for a short while going from couch to couch it has not been easy and so that if the worst that happens in my life is I only have dick which is what my primary goal is when it comes to sex I'm good I had to focus that other 25% on other areas of my life. Fair enough Kathy. Drop in the mic.
Fair enough. I will concede. But you can see it's the point. I will concede the point.
There's a very good note listeners of Pivord and Puckamas. People are like what am I even listening to the name of this show is going to be called come out swinging that's just that's just that's the name. We should have one one show that we call come out swinging and in your your storage shed and me and critics will be like in our own little mud wrestling bads and we'll go at it. What we just did it.
So no no no and once again Kathy obviously my aggression comes from all the situations that I'm I'm stuck in currently and and I've decided not to impose that on the listeners anymore because they're starting to leave and I don't want to be depressive but but in in general I really do want Kathy to have a full life and a full sexuality there's parts about you that I absolutely despise and there's there's parts about you that I absolutely adore and and there's personalities and conflicts there and it's just it is like any old couple you know we've navigated through a lot of our differences and and what we do have together is this place that we come we have this group of people that watch us navigate I mean we talk a lot about other relationships and our relationships and and all of the questions that come in and the kink world and whatever but I never think I've really thought about the fact that I think a lot of our perverted podcast listeners tune in to watch our relationship. Hmm I didn't know that to see how we interact with each other because we fight like cats and dogs and I'm an asshole and you're an nihilist and I think people maybe learn I don't know this could be a total bullshit you know what they learn but they they learn how not to be in a relationship pretty much pretty much they learned that recording remotely is probably a good idea but no I think I just it's just kind of occurring to me that like hey maybe part of this is that our listeners I would love a listener to respond to this by the way we don't always get the most response on you know critiques and things about the show. We have like a hardcore maybe four people in our patreon page that are really committed commenters. Yeah garbage can mail paddle bob headleak and gloias at jpm yeah there's a there's a and then what's the one guy he just a email yeah we got a lot we got a good core group of people and then we have some stragglers that come in from around the world and stuff like that but but so we just have to speculate half the time we just speculate we just speculate on what you know how did this argument go?
Who voted for who in this argument but I don't know. I have I have stuff to tell you about some of those emails we've been getting. Oh is that we're gonna just say that for perverted mailbox. We absolutely will so stay tuned.
Stay tuned we got a sexy goddamn show for you. We have a new segment that's coming up later in the show with a hypnoe erotic hypnosis person that mu actually helps secure which was really good and speaking of mu Kathy yeah it happened what the mu the mu happened I actually saw mu this week there was a new sighting there was a there was a mu contact mu mu left the boat and the mom was like well if you go see him you know you got to go isolate at your dad's or something so she said well I'm gonna see you and now remember through all this pandemic stuff I have not touched anybody you know it's like literally I masturbate over the you know cashier at Jack in the box who accidentally touches my hand giving me a little with that grubby you know shitty glove which by the way I don't know if I've said this on the show do not order drinks at fast food during a pandemic because the cat well I worked five and a half years in fast food the the procedure is is the cashier gets the drinks right so the cashier gets the drink so if you look they're all wearing gloves now and if you look at the gloves they are not changing those gloves they are ratty and stained and they are taking hundreds of scummy dirty possibly contaminated shit stain dollars and they're taking it and they are giving you your change and they are in charge of getting your drinks I think the gloves are there to protect them not you well whatever that's fine if it protects them I'm glad they're protected but then what they're doing is they're then taking your cup they're putting it to the fountain they're filling it then with that shitty fucking scummy hand that that has been wearing the same glove for five hours they take the lid palm it and then push it over your drink and secure the lid and then they hand it to you and you are now putting that to your face well see the rest of us or I'm gonna assume the rest of us but I certainly there's only been like maybe three drive through I've been through this entire time and I have my wife is ready and I do not take a thing from these people before I wipe it down and then put it in my car you have to wipe down that shit the same way that you wipe down from the store but the lid I mean you're not gonna bleach your lid and then put it to your face wiping it down you pour it into a cup okay well if that if that's the that's what you're gonna do then that's obviously a step better but as far as I'm concerned I I'm in my car so I'm not gonna I'm not putting that shit to my fucking face I watched my guy who I loved yearly at 7-eleven it was the last time I got coffee and he had that glove and it was literally yellow from touching money and just you know for hours and then he's he's like I can't get your lid on he's a sweetest guy I love him to death sweetest guy would never harm me intentionally but that scummy glib he's pushing on the lid and he's like oh you know the coffee lid that the super lid he's like I can't get it on and I'm like ah and then now I'm gonna put that to my mouse. No you're absolutely right there. Yeah there's so many if anybody isn't a food service business listening to this get a fucking YouTube and watch the hundreds thousands of videos there are of medical professionals teaching you very quickly how to properly use gloves what the rest of the lay people don't understand about gloves and what you need to do when wearing them I think they're just like masks in that a mask that you're wearing is the most it's gonna do really or the majority of what it's gonna do is is keep other people safe from you and gloves is the reverse so you're absolutely right when I get go anywhere and if it comes back into my house I'm I'm bleaching the fuck out of everything.
Bleaching my dad's like just bleached your vegetable I'm gonna bleached a vegetable I'm gonna eat it. I'm just saying there's certain things that are better than others and even fuck a pandemic dude just in general don't let somebody who touches money money has feces cocaine and all sorts of stuff all over it schmag guys don't wash their hands why am I telling you this I don't want to know it's a bad policy the cashier should not touch anything that the customer puts to their face I'm just saying that there I've said it Mu came over this is the craziest fucking show we have ever done we're talking about your mega on dollar bills man let's move on to Mu so I haven't seen you in six weeks during this whole thing right so I haven't touched anybody and she's like I'm coming over and so I was very nervous about this I talked to you about this I was really really nervous about all this you know like how am I gonna do it I don't know and it's weird she's going away whatever and so now here she comes I'm waiting I'm standing at my car in the parking lot you know you know I'm trying to look cool everything's clean I've just scrubbed myself head to toe wash all the sheets everything laundry I am ready for our day and she pulls up and I see her cute little face and she smiles and then she pulls in and she's like hi daddy and I'm like hi and then it's time for that hug and so I'm like and she just jumps right on me and I'm like huh I put my arms around her you know I was very nervous how is it gonna work how's this gonna work sexually how's it gonna you know what are all these things that are gonna happen of course my brain's racing with like what do I do I'm sure to work out you know but whatever I don't know and I'm just like I start like like palpating you know just like examining this body thing that I'm now touching and I'm like huh she's like yeah it's a human and I'm like yeah it's gonna yeah yeah and it took about a good 30 seconds you know I reached down and I know grab the shoulders and move my way down and then I touched her butt I touched her butt and all of a sudden the clouds parted the sunshine came through and I said oh yeah I know what I do and I said get in the fucking car I shove her I shove her in the car and she you know with all the blankets and she loves it because it's like her princess carriage and she burrows in my 300 blankets that are now all washed and I drive her to storage and I say stay down stay down so no one sees you that you're in the car coming in so I pull in I pull open the door I open the door look right I go go she runs in jumps on the bed I close the door she comes in and she's like daddy and I just standing there staring at her and she's like she holds out her arms like like you know the hold me thing and she's like are we gonna cuddle or am I just taking my pants off and I'm like take off your parents that's scary literally this is how our reunions go the pants rip off I grab a giant knife off the shelf it goes right to her throat I started cutting her and fucking you know knife play and she's like aah chokinger slapper fuck her brains out you know just grab the hitachi she has a bunch of fucking orgasms 20 you know 30 minutes just straight up just rah biting her and just yeah just ah licking her fucking snatch and just all this and then so she's like okay break and I go oh my god put all this stuff away wipe everyone up she then 20 seconds later immediately is like turn around and like god damn it so she starts fucking searching for blackheads on my back oh my god she's like a little chimpanzee she is she's all you've been god for six weeks I know that one's gonna be there and I'm like god damn it this is the most non-traditional reunion that you can possibly have so yeah knives and blackheads knives and blackheads just coming out and and then so you know I let her you know farm as much with that pathetic guy look on my face when the the girl because there's some women that are just obsessed with it and she's one of them and that dr pimple popper thing and so then shove her back in the car she's like I'm really hungry so you know we went and got some food and then drove up to Angela's Crest Forest and and it was really nice like I kept all the rage and all the you know my crappy life in and just kept everything mellow and the mountain was really pretty and we saw a bunch of lizards and she got amazing pictures of these lizards because they were just coming out for the spring so they get sun on them and they go catatonic so she could literally get like seven inches from with her cell phone like face to face with these things and I like fuck you I don't care don't just don't eat me and so she got these like amazing Auburn's to site I'll put a couple on on the the fat life page like great so we just had a lovely lovely day and then there was you know there was you know anal rape on the mountain because she's like don't do anything with my butt don't do anything with my butt don't do anything with my butt which I know is a cue to do something with my butt do do things to her butt so I'm like okay I'm like okay little virgin girl you know I'm gonna I'm gonna do this so you can still be a virgin and then all of a sudden you feel her ass just slightly tilt towards me of course and she's like no don't do that don't do that so we had mountain anal and that was really hot and then some hiker walked right by the car and stared at me because I didn't have the back window closed and I'm kind of like you can't see her but I'm just like kind of just you know like I pretend I'm like playing with the curtains you're looking at me standing there and I'm like you just gonna stand there and then he like finish optimizing my girlfriend you know that's the problem with mountain sex that's the problem you got mountain man up on mountain sex you got hikers you're having mountain sex meanwhile back at creative explorers place my foot is falling asleep as he fucks me and I'm like ahh competing sensations I don't know what to do oh my god that is amazing so what's going like you were doggy style and you're just I was bent over the bed and he had my legs chained apart so I wasn't able to really move my my foot a lot and you know how it goes totally dead asleep like you can't even feel it and so I had no problem with it because I know I'm still standing up and I'm getting fucked really good and I don't want to stop it and why would you stop it it's not I'm not in pain or anything but I know that the minute he stops up that's just sensations gonna come shooting back and I'm gonna get the pins and needles like crazy and I'm just not looking forward to and I'm starting to get a little distracted so I got to give him the universal body signal for I think I've had enough and I'm like wow foot falling asleep that's I don't know if that's a good thing or if it just happened he fucked my foot unconscious is that thing I don't think I don't want it to be a thing oh Kathy and I almost forgot you know because me is going away yes you know me is going away so I I said look we need to sing a duet for the listeners you know because you're going away you're not gonna be on the show as much she may do so she's gonna be in med school she's gonna be very very busy right so I said let's sing a duet she's very nervous about singing and but you know she loves the listeners she's been on the show for five years since day one so so I said just saying a little duet with me and so me and I sang a duet and it goes like this I'm an evil dog I go I just power you and soul I will make you like big I will be right on your leg I'm an evil dog oh my god you wrote a jingle called evil dog so that she could bark on it that's right that's my little barky pants you know that there are guys out there who can be jacked out there they're gonna cut they're gonna downlet it cut off the end and while she's just giggling and barking they're gonna be like can you just isolate her tracks and send that post that on me they're gonna be like that like is the place where you want to go and play but then they fuck each other in the answer the horns because that's the kind of free shit that happens on that lie for your piece of mind please know that the author of every post we talk about a specific grant is permission to do so and today I have a post by Morgan who wrote what to do when you accidentally hurt someone in BDSM a brief guide to topping you run that right in the other direction that is absolutely not what you do that was run for you come on iron man whales mother oh my heart someone better run okay no you don't run no Kathy what do we do not in BDSM she says if you play rough it's almost inevitable now I've managed to rupture a partner's eardrum with a consensual slap that was too close to the ear I tried to teasingly drag my foot along someone's body and instead ended up hitting the chastity cage so that it pinched sensitive areas I'm a switch so not only have I accidentally injured folks I've been hurt myself now this isn't meant to be an end all be all guide but it's a good start to being a decent human number one notice it you aren't gonna catch every single thing every time but are you at least familiar enough with your partner to notice if something is wrong number two stop the play you don't have to wait for the safe word sometimes it's hard to evaluate what is hurting and how much in the middle of play pause or stop completely and check in with your partner number three apologize yes use your words you did not mean to hurt your partner in that way you know it but they may not don't ignore it don't pretend that it's okay because it's BDSM don't minimize it and number four aftercare take special care of them cuddle them love on them ask how they are after the fact a few hours later the next day even if they don't bring it up don't brush it off or minimize it or pretend it didn't happen none of this is rocket science none of this is really that deep or complicated but the fact is I've had a serious partner that hurt me and did none of this didn't stop didn't ask about me after when I shared that I was hurt and that totally utterly sucked don't be that person I'm thinking back Kathy oh that's never a good thing no it's it's it is good I love this post because it really is check your ego at the door kind of situation which or balance your ego I think would be more accurate because without some ego you're just not going to be a super aggressive top you know there has to be some I am in charge I'm going to take control I am the god there's a part of that that's hot but you really do need to balance that with the ego that would stop you from doing what is right and taking care when you fuck up does that make sense oh yeah absolutely because I've run into that I've run into that a number of times like the the one scene I stopped with you because my ego was not in check and I was like oh yeah and then we came into a problem and my instant reaction was like fuck your safe word and I'm like oh oh no no no bad boogie we're just gonna stop like whatever rule number three that she said right I think I love that you bring that up because there's no shame in admitting that that's the first instinct that pops into a dominant head is fuck you I'm the one in charge I mean that there's nothing wrong with that it's what you do after that thought that is important yeah I think that's how you feel and then and then the same or part of you takes over yeah because no matter what you you have to stop you have to gauge what's going on I've had other things other smaller instances that were still like a missed cane strike on the back of the knee which was pretty awful and I'm gonna give myself about a C plus on how I handle that but I there was just I remember that I was a few years ago and I think that was me too and I just missed I was canning the back of the thighs and I hit the back of the knee like but it wasn't exactly the back of the knee it was like a just above it but it was right on the edge enough to suck and enough to warrant a legitimate apology because I fucked up and I don't remember handling that perfectly don't remember that Kathy don't remember kind of being like yeah okay you know but there was it took a few to just be able to say yeah yeah that was that was shitty yeah I would I think I want to leave being a real asshole I want to leave you hanging out in the wind like this so that the listeners know it's only you who fucked up like that because I really don't want to give the story in which I fucked up no don't do that Kathy just stay there we had a good argument in the beginning let people let people let throw me under the I'm giving you the first time I'm letting you throw me under the bus oh wow okay well now I feel shitty about it but okay I'll do it anyway good oh so you aren't gonna tell your story oh all right I'll tell the story I was at a femdom party and there was a guy that I've played with before who was in a room I wasn't playing with him he was with maybe three other female dominance and they were wailing on him and he absolutely was in heaven and I was looking in and they invited me in because they know that I've played with this gentleman before and so I went in there and it had been a few months since I played with him I think I remembered most of what we talked about but in my arrogance I didn't ask to have my memory refreshed and we started playing and I forgot that he's got issues with his shoulders and he was kind of lying down on this table I pushed him back because he kept pulling his shoulders off the table and I pushed him back down really hard and I saw him win and one of the women says oh don't forget he's he can't have his shoulders push back like that and I was immediately mortified absolutely mortified that I had my I mean my hubris not to ask or be reminded of what his issues were when I knew there were some and I felt the eyes of all the other dominance just on me and I was I felt so horrible and instead of actually apologizing or or saying something anything I just moved on with the scene and moved on to another body part and afterwards I was just so unhappy with my reaction and how I had dealt with it and thought to myself this is not who I want to be don't let don't win not if you fuck up again but when you fuck up again don't be that person ever again yeah I think I mean I would dare to say that just like we have no training there should be apology training yeah that I should practice fucking up and how I'm going to handle that and still look cool but still do what's right that's the problem is that we want to look cool and I don't think I'm exaggerating at all when I say that I don't think there's a person listening to this who has not felt that wave of humiliation mortification and embarrassment wash over them in the moment when you realize that you have done something pretty bad and that everybody is watching you and it is not it's perfectly normal that your instincts take over in that moment because your mind is trying to protect you and you you're almost not in charge of what's happening because in that moment just like when we talked about earlier that in that moment it's not it's okay for a dominant to say fuck you I'm the one in charge it's it's that you snap yourself out of it the same thing happens here that that a wave of humiliation that comes over you can be so all encompassing that it takes over your mind and you and starts reacting for you and that's what you want to stop that process where where you're the part of you that has been humiliated or mortified wants to rectify it by being an asshole and takes over so there's nothing wrong with feeling that it's but it can be especially when it's very intense like in this in this example that I gave you there were so many women who were watching this and I just felt even more humiliated than I would have if it were just me and him because I knew everybody was watching me so it can be a very powerful feeling in the moment. I think this discussion is fantastic because now we can address a bigger truth the the first truth is our instinct is to cover up what we fucked up but in this whatever community thing that we want to talk about there is an even bigger truth that if you go into the place scene with that bigger truth arming you you will handle a situation like this better and that bigger truth is in my experience those that take responsibility in the moment improve their social standing as opposed to ruin their social standing as a dominant the people that take responsibility for the accident the dominant that stops and tells the bottom I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that are you okay do you want to stop or you want to keep going because it was your fuck up and you take responsibility the bottom now respects you more if there's other people around and you show that example that in that moment where everyone saw you fuck up if you take responsibility for it you now build your reputation among those people as somebody who will take responsibility and that actually boosts your social standing that boosts the amount of times that bottom is going to want to play with you again it boosts the amount of times those people in that room that saw you fuck up but handle it are going to recommend you as a safer player because they know they have seen you fuck up and take responsibility for it that is actually the bigger truth if you can carry that into your scene with you when you fuck up you will realize that by hiding it by trying to act cool and pretending it didn't happen you are ruining your chances with the bottom you are ruining the trust with your bottom and if anybody sees you do it they'll go oh you're one of those and you will now be talked about is one of those so I love the fact that we can come do you hear what I'm saying Kathy? Yeah if you can build up that voice in your head then it can come to your rescue in the moment when you when you do some at that exact moment when you've done that it's not just going to be the voice in your head that says covered up covered up it'll be that voice that says no be the bigger person and you will be valued more for it yeah yeah that's a good point and it's a great post it's an it's a difficult topic to discuss it's a difficult thing to admit to but important absolutely important for people to listen to and this is probably the main focus of our show is what we do when we talk about uncomfortable things and how we fucked up and how you fix it afterwards like the argument we had at the beginning I conceded to that didn't I you did concede I was shocked god you're gonna save this episode I know I will always point to it and say episode 257 where Pookie concedes fuck off oh my god a nigma a nigma what are you there I mean oh my god we have a celebrity with us oh do we have we have it's not chon travolta it's not Brad Pitt but it's close down yes I have tighter pants than they do we have a reason for that yes got to keep awake with the circulation of just cutting off the privates otherwise they just go out of control um so for discord we had four new people join us congratulations yes no failures this week so we have over two hundred people in the discord so get to the shenanigans we are ready to have an army we are totally ready for a discord army that they could like we could like rise up against something two hundred is a good army yeah that's that's a good militia we can like take over like a dungeon or something like crispy cream donuts or something yeah probably all of the donuts all the sugar you got a few all of that kinky shanigans I was like it'd be fun to have like a discord orgy with 200 people that that would sound pretty fun that would be messy and all the best ways a discord g at the score g god all the puns for anything like how big the orges are like a burning man like there's the orgy hud I think they kept at like 20 so we would definitely beat them out in size yes our army was march del yes del you del be a general or something yes and I declare mew to be our lieutenant because she will rouse the forces with their drunken be dickened itself as they were hunting for people with their strap on her is adorable so mew came into the discord yeah she was drunk hitting on anything that had a vagina or possibly butts they were butts but it's like it's like yes I have this strap on and I know how to use it's like do you mew that sounds hot and amazing but uh pandemics yeah she she even hit on me a little bit I'm like I don't think that would be okay you know pardon me but you know what it's good that she is trying I mean after all these years you know of her being like I'm not a top I'm not gonna top I don't want to top you know I don't have control of the force so I don't want to you know like cuz mew would be the type of person like anakin that would literally just snap and like wipe out a planet so that's why she's like I don't want to talk because I don't want to lose my shit and kill someone with a strap on even though I'm sure a few would like to die that way so but it is good to see her kind of you know even though it was a little drunk she got in there tried to do some stuff yes I'm just imagining her with other first item of them trying to do that with they are now official Pokemon Andre oh my god oh my god this is so did you see I haven't seen pictures of this Dell have you seen are they actually cute or are they stupid looking uh they're kind of cute um it depends on your death like they have one that's covered in pokeballs there's a silvion one that pink eevee evolution that is pretty cool there's a peak chew there's jigglypuff that is that is horrifying coming at me with a bunch of little round jiggly puffs with giant eyeballs I don't know if that would inspire erection I just think that would be terrifying I'd be like ah take it off which is the goal a lot of them are like the artistic like those arthaca like repeated prince so it's not like you're in a jiggly puffle onesie and you're just a giant ball it's like they went for subtle don't terrify me Dell I already have a lot of thinking in my head okay I'll try so um yes I'll try to terrify you less than a local cake vendor because they're a little booty and a cake for their birthday which they asked them to write happy birthday daddy get ready to eat this cake like you eat me which is endearing but I feel bad for the muddle or I assume the cake person is a muddle oh yeah no I I shared that and yeah no I just reading that I'm like I want to be at Ralph's when I hand that over to the person and have them get as they're like oh oh you want that okay they also asked for like a water spurt emoji and a tongue out and like in all fairness I have done said perversion and cake making I went there was years ago so now they didn't see the aftermath of the cake but I did go and I kind of felt the bakery out and started being like so I made some little jokes and then said hey is it okay if we put something a little adulty and and they were like yeah and I'm like hey Joe glad the Viagra worked and then we had two pictures one they took Polaroids one I pushed my penis down as far as it would go inside so it looked like it was an inch you know big and then the other Polaroid obviously was you know the the fuller action and we put one on one side of the cake and one on the other so when everyone opened it I was at a comedy club and everyone opened it up and they're like oh it was awful but they were they had a good sport I think I think people would do it I mean if you just sprung it on someone then that's probably kind of tacky or shitty to do like feel your baker out I mean don't really feel them out that's probably yeah make sure that I can sense to being like yes I will enable your shenanigans yeah and if not I'm sure there's plenty of plenty of bakers that do it and if they won't take you up on it there's always the option of buying the cake and doing the icing yourself in the terrible handwriting could be a bit endearing that's true or just get a can of spray paint and stencil they make edible spray paint but there's that it doesn't taste good I had it I had it for a costume it does not taste good to cheer up your very sad people um roll them up like sushi so you put them down on a blanket and you roll it up vertically you put the sad little sushi roll onto sofa and then you dick that sushi good and then they just lie they're happy with cum Del you sent me that meme and it is just as you described it had this sad little girl she was like man boyfriend rolled her up and fucked her brains out and then she was a happy little sushi there are very few memes that get like a real cute laugh out of me and that was adorable do we have a link for that in discord yes we do okay perfect that's a great that's a great mean I am kidnapping the devil for a week oh that's right I don't think they'll be sad how did you work that out you get her for a whole week now not just not a day I get them for a whole week and it was weekends before but the whole week they are the birthday devil it is their birthday today of recording so yeah not when you hear this but it's their birthday and they're bringing their dogs too so um there might be slightly shenanigans but I get it now the parents were like hey you can go for a week but you're taking the damn dogs oh no the dogs was her own their own decision um because we wanted our pets to meet since we were talking of some point of co-habbing so we kind of want to see how kalisi ivy and eclair the very tiny like you can carry a dog the dog that will end up being 60 pounds and my 20 pound cat she's actually 12 pounds but how they interact this is you kind of you know feeling out the future kind of stuff then yeah I've never actually deliberately co-habed I co-habed like accidentally when previous acts got kicked out by their parents for like two or three months they got the point of my roommates were like they need pay utilities now but I've not done it deliberately so we're kind of testing it out and see how it goes that and I didn't have them last week I kind of miss them I want to take them down I want to make some happy sushi perfect well I wish you goddamn the best of luck with that and I'm sure it'd be awful for the the animals fought you know because that's always a bummer yeah um a small one we can deal with that and apparently um devil asserts their dominance over ivy by occasionally nipping at them apparently effective you know when humans bite dogs it kind of freaks them out they're like wait a minute you're not supposed to do that yeah you're not supposed to show dominance you're just just feet big um we had the pussy snorkel what is the pussy snorkel so if you've been down in a pussy occasionally and you're quite enthusiastic your nose is usually pushed against the mound and you can't breathe well this apparatus goes up into your nostrils and it has um nozzles that go back behind your head so you can have some fresh air while you're diving that cat you tell this is the greatest invention I think that's ever been invented I think this is this is not as good as air conditioning but it's close and what's what's best is the one that I shared is glow in the dark so you can actually see what you're doing while you're in down there in the cavern oh very I like that little bioluminescence to help you out exactly yeah exactly it's like that the glowfish underwater but it's your face in the vagina yes I think this is a great I'm literally I mean if so does it fit flesh is it does it create like kind of a bump on the mound because obviously that's going to be uncomfortable with the person you're going down on um it does a bit like it's a plastic insert so it definitely holds open your nostrils so even if you're like pushed up against it it's not going to like compress and like close your nose off so you'll still be able to breathe but it's not like hard metal it's plastic is it expensive 19 bucks that's not bad that might actually be worth a try yeah it's about the price of one so yeah why is my it's the cost of a normal's normal basically I'm just gonna say maybe we shouldn't say the normal kids one and pussy eating snarkle and the same thing but that's just me I'll take your your head under your device yes for other preventables that are poorly named or should be poorly named there are these little meatballs but they call them hot dog balls because they're like the kind of meatballs but recommendations from the internet said they really should just be called just the tip now this I saw this picture it was like a bag of hot dogs except they made them into balls like I guess you're supposed to be able to pick them up with your fingers kind of like we need tots except they're literally shaped like balls and it's called hot dog balls which is a hysterical name that should never have passed any sort of board of advertising yeah they could have chosen a better name but mhm I'm not sure what else they would go for it's like meatballs I do like just uh the tips yeah um those are usually the bits of the hot dogs that I don't like because they usually get like more burnt or fried than the rest of the hot dog hmm I don't know on marketing an effective version of a mask it is covered with cartoon penises and it lets others know of if you can see that it's penis you're too close I get it that's like a little social distancing gimmick kind of thing yep and or if you're like an embarrassed type you you'll make sure to stay away because you don't want people to realize their penises so and they're hanging out with somebody with dicks on their face I get it yep and then for our final item of random animal facts that I pulled from the nether banana slug penises multiple facts about these one their humid length of approximately six to eight inches two they come out of the slug's head dickhead it's too easy how big are the slugs normally that there is a six inch to junk they're about six or eight inches so it's the entire length and it will just come out of their body um and then yeah out of their head so they'll just look like they're sixty nine ink but no they're not um god and then the third terrifying of because they're so long and unwieldy they'll occasionally get stuck in the other slug and when that happens the other slug will eat the penis no no del it's not fatal it's fine no what do you mean it's not fatal that's non-consensual trans does it grow bad okay uh dude might yeah i'll have a check back on that that's an important factoid to no del did i just not consensually have a sex change like what's going on i mean it's bad enough when a praying man who seats my fucking head where a black widow eats me all together but now i got some slug going on that's too much for me i'm gonna eat your dick that's growing out of your head no bad bad bad animal fact zebra lady is not eating slug penises yeah i like the cheetah i like the cheetah bark you did last week where it could be like hey and she gets wet and wants to fuck you i'm terrified don't eat my penis i eat that you're glad to be a verdibid right now aren't you know jesus christ slugs are out of all the well specifically not a hyena because you know the hyena boys get dick down by the lady hyenas right you know this wait a minute wait wait oh yeah is that the the females like have some like super dick sized clitoris yeah they have a penis sized clitoris and they will dumb down on the boys and just fuck them in the i mean but if that's your jam i mean do you really thank you mistress you know that's efficient yeah it's quite nice it just then the reverse terrifying of occasionally um it destroys the said penis when i have earth or clitoris so yeah not as one later you know there are always risks in the animal kingdom with your sexuality i am now noticing thanks to del i just never pictured a slug you know you think slug flopping around i never figured they were psychotic fucking junk eaters i'm terrified that's what we're gonna end on terror it's appropriate for the times i need a hug i need a hug leave my slug alone god damn it i just started using it again and how hungry do you have to be to eat an entire fucking slug length sized penis when it gets stuck and then you have to otherwise you die can't you just like you know fart out some lube or something i mean i know animal penises are a delicacy in some countries so to nothing but that's what's that's what you have to add to this conversation that's what you bring to the table i mean i'm in a very international mood today's apparently so you just leave penises out of the digestive tract fine well thank you so much del welcome suck my man mib won't you go to get an animal post-topic better than sada mother where wolf oh my god i am so excited kira are you there i am here oh my god pervertive castellist this is an exciting time as we explore this whole zencaster reaching out to the world we can now do things and one of the things that i've been really passionate about learning about that i haven't had as much time for is erotic hypnosis and mu has brought us an amazing person who i've had some really good conversations with her name is kirai and you are an erotic hypnosis person i am i've been into the hypnosis scene for about 10 years and interestingly i didn't start out that way i did had no interest in hypnosis actually um until i started going to events because of my ex and then i also wasn't interested in it because it was just about inductions and how to do it until one person gave a presentation and they said this one line that changed my mind forever and that is in hypnosis you can make your partner feel like they're a pegasus and that you're a griffin and you're fucking in mid-air and that opened my mind to the possibilities of you can do anything with hypnosis if you want to and it can be as silly as you want it to be that is amazing that is exactly the type of person that i've been looking for to help us in pervertive podcast land journey into this amazing field of the mind so let's just go ahead and get right into it i think the reason that we can have this conversation now is because our culture has gotten kind of over the whole hypnosis being some guy with a little watch waving it in front of your face and making everyone talk like a chicken or do something stupid and humiliating and then we all laugh about it i think we're now at the point to where we're finding out this is actually a process of the brain how it interprets life going into trance there's so many issues i mean all my reading on erotica noesus they all start out with if you've read a good book you know what a trance is if you've seen a great movie that has dragged you in you know what a trance is so can you talk a little bit about what hypnosis is absolutely and you're absolutely correct um the act of being really involved in a conversation even if you're talking very intensely your focus changes you're not focusing around what is around you you're focusing on that person and that's a huge part of hypnosis is that it's a state of high focus a state of relaxation generally and focus when you are doing hypnosis a good rule of thumb is all hypnosis is self hypnosis and that means it's very similar to meditation and also what that means that you have control there's never a time in which you are out of complete control because you are allowing someone to you know kind of guide the reins for a little while you have to want to do it um you're in the state of high focus everyone's done it actually your brain patterns change which i've actually seen very specifically because i have a pair of nekomimi ears that have brainwave function and when i was put into truth yeah i love those things they're very fun um i was put into trance they drooped automatically so yes your brainwaves actually change when you are in hypnosis now so we talk about meditation and we talk about how the brain works and that the brain waves change and things like that during a trance what would be the personal benefits of going into trance for someone like you or somebody that's interested in hypnosis right one thing to practice this with is that you should not be a therapist when you're doing erotic hypnosis you don't have the training don't do that however you can mitigate anxiety pretty well uh i've used self hypnosis and had other people hypnotize me when i'm really anxious and it kind of helps center me very similar to mindfulness or meditation they're very interconnected um there's actually a lot of research about pain and being able to mitigate pain with hypnosis there are people who have given birth with just hypnosis instead of hyped withdrawals um and that won't always work but i know someone who manages her back pain with her partner has a handwarming trigger and he puts that against her back so now when you say handwarming trigger you don't mean an actual device you mean that they have something in place where he puts his hand on her exactly it's um really fascinating triggers are a after hypnotic uh word or touch or phrase or snap that when you are out of the hypnotic trance the memory will connect to the act or the word and you will be able to feel that effect when that comes into play so in other words Pavlov's dog classical conditioning it enhances classical conditioning a lot so now that i have an association in my mind with a certain activity and of course this obviously has a huge wonderful things that can be done erotically with these types of triggers um your brain now associates certain words certain pictures and ideas as that trigger absolutely in fact you do this without hypnosis too way before i was into hypnosis i accidentally gave myself an orgasm trigger like when someone said come i would come and obviously it's certain situations certain people but how does that happen accidentally by the way can you just tell me like you just watch someone you just walk in down the street and you just saw a restaurant sign that just said come on in and you're just like whoa oh fuck hash browns oh yeah definitely is that how it happens accidentally uh no more of conditioning over a long period of time with playing with partners who would use an orgasm like would conditioning the word come with orgasm not just seeing sign thankfully so you just you can now do that on a regular basis with partners absolutely is it still dependent on the partner or can i now be a total pervert and just and just say something dirty to you and and you'll come for me probably not on live cast dammit but it does depend on partner a little bit uh and also state of mind like your mindset's up safeguard of when things are appropriate so it's not like a manchurian candidate thing yeah you can't do it at any time you aren't going to be you know changed over when someone said the russian safe word you know opposite of a safe word that is amazing if it would work like that i've been i've been trying i've been trying for years i just walk up to random people and i'm like come yep i have been arrested multiple times but i have not i really ever made anyone come it's kind of horrible can i really like to address you for going up and telling people to come you're just saying one word seems like you just walk away dejectedly you don't know you know the cops out here they're very uppity about that kind of stuff no orchestral for everyone yes because they're jealous because everyone wants to do it like who wouldn't want to be able to have that power i mean that's a pretty cool superpower just to be able to be like i like effortless and lazy i could just literally be like you're done i'm gonna make you come 18 times and then still be able to eat a sandwich i mean that is the epitome of hypnosis of being a lazy dom and being able to do things just by saying them right like you can force choke someone just by holding your hand in a certain way and they just feel it which i didn't think would work until i went to a class on it and that had been when i was already eight years in i was like that seems a little too far fetched but it worked but it worked um and you can do just this stupid as things you know i changed tickling to a sense of pleasure so you can tickle someone to orgasm it's just absolute nonsense that is yay yay i'm like all excited because i tried this i started journeying down the road of erotic hypnosis because of course for people in the bdsm kink lifestyle this all makes a lot of sense because we're very used to power exchange already so hypnosis is just that next level of allowing someone into your mind and giving that trust and control and something that i definitely wanted to to talk about is the risks that are involved with this type of play because everyone like we made little jokes about going in and being like oh yeah i can make or come and do all this stuff and but there are severe risks involved in somebody trusting you into their mind absolutely it is a little bit less risky than people would make it out to be i mean a lot less risky initially because your brain has safeguards as much as right there's the idea of hypnosis being a oh i'm going to take over your mind and completely control you there is a bit of risk in terms of long-term effects if someone does continuously take over control and that that person is not trustworthy and they continually alter so also we experience as far as things like aftercare and people not being there like say somebody you bring someone into trance and they have a cathartic experience or something during the trance and then you're not there to take care of them that can cause a lot of damage too right there's that is called an ad reaction in hypnosis generally if something goes wrong now this is important for you know any dominant to be able to accept that they did something wrong and deal with it and that's the case for everything hypnosis is just a little bit more you might touch on something that's very deeply personal especially if you're doing cake um you can do if you're doing regression type stuff that could really trigger some intense abreactions and you need to be able to be there and accept accept the fact that you did something wrong and be able to ask that person what to do to move forward and also comfort them in their time of stress and a lot of that can be taken care of in your basic negotiation you wouldn't just go into something where you're playing with your mind the same as humiliation or any type of intense impact there would be a negotiation that takes place between all parties first and part of that is risk assessment where you go okay say we're having a great time and and we're doing all these dirty things and then we hit some sort of trigger from your childhood or an abusive past or something like that what is our plan of action because that's that's where people get screwed up the most is they just literally expect everything to be okay right i mean of course that comes with the negotiation of knowing what to do in that moment you need to talk to your partner about if something goes wrong what are we going to do you know the risk-aware consensual cake you need to be aware of the risk of abreaction and be able to take care of it if someone needs extra affection if someone needs you to talk to them through it um you need to be able to be there for them to do that one of the biggest problems in the hypnosis community i guess you know it's a lot of long-term ds relationships is the biggest issue is if that ends and if you have triggers set up to that person and that is something you'd kind of need to have a conversation about early on if you're doing a long-term relationship is that you need to know what's going to happen if there's a breakup because you can get very very attached to certain words or things or you know that person telling you to come and you have to undo that at the end if there is an end it's amazing how many of the things that you're talking about in hypnosis and erotic hypnosis are also the same for a daddy little girl relationship mommy boy whatever um a master slave relationship anything where somebody is giving up that power exchange for a long period of time there's got to be an exit strategy because what happens when the master dies what happens when she has a heart attack and can't all of us out and there's all of this stuff that needs to be done these are things you have to kind of think about responsibly it's kind of like your pre-nuptial of uh mind play absolutely i mean hypnosis if you're using it in an erotic context is really just taking that power exchange and enhancing it even more because in that state you feel like you are completely being controlled you can't at least if that's what you're going for that hypnosis really links you to this deep primal sense of subspace very quickly and things can become very automatic if you uh do enough hypnosis play enough triggers kirai what would be some practical applications if our perverted podcast listeners are curious about starting or investigating this this field of thought all right so you're going to want to learn an induction and induction is how you put someone into trance that is the biggest thing you're going to need to know how to put somebody into trance the good thing is that you don't have to work be worried about being stuck in trance it's pretty easy to get someone out of trance you tell them to come out of trance on the count of five or you can do other things but that's the easiest just come out come on come back um can you use a finger in the butthole to get them out if you wanted to but you would really have to negotiate that first just like pook you're out come back to me come see i get everyone doing the poop thing that's what that's that's the sound it makes yes absolutely uh so that's important uh you want to know what you want to do in trance there's i mean first off induction is important uh and the way you tell someone's under is their eyes are fluttering they're slumping they're isolating over uh a lot of things that are common in doing hypnosis are erotic hypnosis specifically are uh pleasure orgasm trigger you can ask someone on a level of one to ten what how much pleasure are you feeling right now how sensitive do you feel and you just crank that up you just be like okay now it's at an eight and then you write your fingers over them play with them and that's super fun you can also do sensation play make a few different sensations it enhances power play as i mentioned you can do hypnotic bondage which is again a great lazy dom thing uh just be like yeah you're tied up now uh can't move perfect uh there's also amnesia things which are kind of interesting but also you really need to be able to do amnesia i know i'm not i know a lot of people can't but it can be really fun to just fuck with people by you know you don't remember what this was i i have that control over you know um my book that i suggest is mind play a guide to erotic hypnosis by mark wiseman mark wiseman teaches the teachers and he's an amazing teacher uh there's also i would suggest looking at the vet life erotic hypnosis uh links to different things because i can't give you a specific website there's just a bunch of them that you can look at so and if people want to get a hold of you is it okay if they ask you questions on fat life absolutely um i am k-i-r-a-e uh kirai on fat life i love talking about hypnosis it's fun kirai thank you so much for coming and giving us some basics hopefully this is going to be a lot of stuff for our listeners while people are isolated and at home you know our whole goals you get people new things to discover and explore and hopefully be able to enjoy and find some benefit with and hopefully hypnosis and erotic hypnosis is uh going to be something exciting for some of our perverted podcast listeners to try thank you so much for joining us today absolutely and it's the perfect thing to do in isolation because you can make a brain dungeon in someone's mind and play with them from across the country amazing all right well we'll see you on the next time see you bye and now for the end of the show yay that's the end of show two five seven thanks so much for losing you guys and for putting out for boogie and i when we sit there arguing yelling at each other at the top of the show don't forget to write us through at perverted podcast at gmail.com send us your questions i am fast running out of things to discuss on the show we frankly don't care what you write to us whether it's a question or a comment we are such words we will read anything you send us uh and don't forget to 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the show and just you and i will do a little talk about one of your kinky stories or some idea you have about kink and we can do it we've done it on the show i need you guys to reach out to me so we can do that and we will see you guys next week on show two fifty eight i was drunk and she was fine it seemed like a good idea at the time so i took her into that room and we made sweet passionate whoopee the door flew open and my fuck made scream the dude in the door was big and mean and clarity immediately returned to me as i dove right out the window now i am running for my life because my boss is a mobster and i just fucked his wife i was out of work and needed cash so it took this gig run and coked and hash with only a few stipulations attached keep your mouth shut and don't ever cross the boss my boss was named tony the knife and he had this habit of taking lives so paralea comes as no surprise good tony is mildly possessive so now i am running for my life because my boss is a mobster and i just fucked his wife somebody coming to put a bullet in my hand somebody coming to put a rope around my neck somebody coming to put my legs in cement and throw me in the river please please give me a place to hide because my boss is a mobster and i just fucked his wife so here's what happened i ran through the city and great despair but the mob's got connections everywhere every time i hit some son of a bitch would scream a pony is right here tony finally caught me and he looked me in the eye and he whispered i'm gonna enjoy watching you die but just before i fell tony's blade inside a small loose part from a low budget chinese satellite burned through the atmosphere and mocked me and killed tony right in front of me please please take my good advice if your boss is a mobster don't ever fuck his wife don't ever fuck his wife thank you china for saving my life