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I see this show is sponsored by Headlee Headlee. This show is by Headlee. Kathy. That's what I want our listeners to know that every time I go, Kathy, that what has come before it is like 17 minutes of attempts to create some sort of magical energy before we start a show and they never seem to work.
So they're always good at it. You know, by now you know how the word Kathy looks as a squiggly line and you just automatically throw away everything before then. I just know, I know the Kathy signal when I look in editing, I go, Kathy, I go, that's it. It's time to start a show.
But you know what's important, Kathy? Besides the fact that you're such a hot piece of ass and your squiggly line is, you know, is kind of inferior to my squiggly line. What is, what is important is that every perverted podcast listener knows your name. Name recognition, Kathy.
That's true. It's all about name recognition. They all are like, well, it's that guy and Kathy. Right, right.
They don't know your name at all. Give me a break. They don't, well, how often do we say my name during a show? You don't go, oh, God, Boogie.
Oh, God. No. Oh, my God. How many times have you heard this?
Boogie, really? I say that all the time. Oh, I just don't pay attention to you. Exactly.
You know what? You just made my point. You never listen to me. Boogie.
You never listen to me. What do you want me to do? You have an inferior squiggly line. Ow.
I'm talking about my very squiggly line. Oh, I got a story to tell in potato mayhem when I be ready. Okay, I'm gonna fuck it. You said you had a story.
Yes, I have a story. So I'm at Creative Explorers and I'm, you know, it's been a long week and I'm feeling, you know, things are still the pandemic is, and I know some other restrictions have been lifted, but I just, for other reasons as well, I'm feeling a lot of pressure and was not, this was not a great week. And I found myself, I hate saying this, not looking forward to going to Creative Explorers. Yeah, just wanting to stay at home instead and crawl under the covers.
And so I get here and I say, hi, we do Fafa Bay. We go to the store to get some food, come back. And he starts to kind of do his own thing. And I turn on my laptop and turn on what I usually turn on when I'm feeling black, which is Sesame Street.
So I'm in it. What? What do you usually do this? I've told you I've even talked about it on the show.
Yeah, that's true. You really don't listen. Okay. No, I just don't remember.
So I'm watching Grover and Burton Ernie and I'm just, I just love watching that fucking show. I don't know what it is about it. I don't feel like I turned into a kid. I'm just so happy when it's on.
So I kind of finish, he and I, I don't know what happened. He and I go to the couch because he wanted to show me some videos and stuff and we're watching shit. And I start acting weird. Like I start really needing him to sing me, rubber ducky.
And I just keep bothering him going, come on. I'd say rubber ducky for me. Is anybody were trying to get me to sing that to you the other day? Was I?
I don't remember. I remember ducky needy. I don't remember asking you to sing that. That was literally like two, three days ago.
Wow. You're talking about something and I was like, holy bird or so. It's something stupid. And you're like, say, right, right, right, right.
See, the men in my life don't pay any attention to me. They don't do what I tell them to do. That's because you have a hard time going out and getting submissive men. You seem to keep going for men that are, that like to be the top.
Well, this is true. I kept asking him and I, I knew he wasn't going to, but I just, I had this weird sound to my voice and it almost reminded me of when I get a little bit drunk because I, but I never get really dry. I never drink enough to get drunk, but I, when I once in a while I'll have a little cocktail and I'll get buzzed and I get punchy. And it lasts for about 10 minutes and then I fall asleep.
And so I, it kind of reminded me of that. He's all, you're really punchy. And I, and I, the minute he said that I realized, you know what? I'm not punchy.
Watching Sesame Street brings out the lule in me. And that's what it, that exactly described how I had been behaving ever since I turned off the computer and got on the couch to watch his stupid videos was that I was like, very needy and I must have asked him like 50 times. Come on. I was seen rubber ducky for me.
Like a drunk girl. That's amazing. Hey, it was a little cat. Wait, no, wait.
Can I, like I say, can I listen to me? Okay, listen, listen to me. Kathy, are you listening? Are you listening?
I love you. I love you. I love you. I listen to me.
That's like every drunk party I've ever been watching people have conversations with each other. It's actually, listen. No, no, listen. I swear to God, listen.
It's very alarming how close to being buzzed my little sounds. Maybe like you just had some fermented grape juice and a like a little Capri sun squishy pack or something. No, I mean, no, my, my voice was slurring a little bit and I was like, come on. And here's the, here's the fun part.
He actually did it. Why? I bothered him like a child would enough that he said fine. He relented and he sang, actually, he sang just the first two minds of Robert Decky.
That is amazing. I was so happy. I was as happy as a little would be. And that's when it cemented it for me.
I got, oh my God, my little just came. I accidentally released my little by watching Sesame Street. Kathy, what? That is the strangest intoxication story I think I've ever heard in my life.
I mean, I have used a lot of drugs and I've been around a lot of drug people, but I have never heard of someone getting loaded watching fucking Sesame Street. It has a power all its own. Why are we looking for dealers? You got to drive down.
You got to get in your car. You got to look for cops. You got to, you know, there's all sorts of shit. You might get shot.
You might get stabbed. You might get robbed. All you have to do is turn on fucking Sesame Street. That's right.
Mr. Snuffalupicus runs across the screen and your eyes a fucking kite. Exactly. It's a, I think we've discovered something here.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. We just found a new drug for Kathy. We're like, we're like, we're like you, Louise.
I want a new drug. I want a new drug. Oh, poor Huey. He lost his hearing.
I mean, you know, fuck him. You know, you had a career, a long career that I'll never fucking even dream of having. Fuck you. God damn it.
But it is shitty that he, I think he lost a lot of his hearing and so he can't keep tune and stuff like that. So he has to do different types of music now. Wow. Way to bring down the room, Boogie.
We were all high on fucking the Bertnerney. And I got through. So fucking, you know, here's the end of someone's career that they didn't volunteer for. Sorry, Huey.
God damn it. Yeah, my little jit, you just kicked her in the gut and threw her out the street. Which is important to understand that it's so hard. Sometimes I'm the shittiest daddy when somebody is in little space.
Because as a daddy, and this needs to be said, is that it is really easy to drag a little because when they're in little space, they don't want to hear adult life stuff because that's why they escaped to being a little. And so all of a sudden you start talking about some real shit and you got to be really careful when someone and bunny used to, you know, call me on that every now and again because, you know, I'm a manic psychopath. I would, you know, we everyone be playing and then something would kind of, and I would just bring up some stupid random fact like, yeah, Huey Lewis is going to die of head cancer. You know, and money would be like daddy.
She'd all of a sudden be like not little anyone. I'm like, ah, sorry, pumpkin daddy's just manic. Sure, you know why? Because I know that being a brat isn't an aspect of my little, but Adele Cathy is very much present when I'm writing out as definitely not a little space.
But I, I wanted to fucking cry when when creative explored, wouldn't sing me, you know, Robert Ducky. I just, I just made me so sad. I was like very fragile all of a sudden and there was, Adele Cathy was kind of in the background going, all right, I'm going to pull the plug any minute now if he doesn't sing this fucking song for you. You know what?
Do that. Do that again. As Ernie, Ernie does that. I love to stop doing that.
You're going to turn me back into a little for the show. That's great. So we know, so I can save on money for the drunk show. We haven't done a drunk show in a long time.
I mean, we don't really can't do that now, but, um, but, uh, remember we did the show? Yeah, we could do a drunk show. We just me getting drunk over here on my end and doesn't challenge your sobriety at all. Great.
So how do we get on this topic? I, it says, I'm a street drunk Kathy bad daddy. You, Lewis sobriety challenge. And let's just move.
Oh, I was going to talk about a Mormon, Mormon date night with you. Mormon date night. Mormon. That's, that's a phrase I would thought I would never hear you say.
Mormon date night leave room for the Holy Spirit date with you. I actually went to you. There was some contact issues. Uh, a family member came and they weren't super safe and so we weren't going to contact and then they didn't want me.
It was like a whole thing. So basically it wasn't going to work out that we could fuck or something like that, but we still wanted to see each other. And even though it was going to be really awkward, I'm like, okay, well, let's, uh, let's just wear our masks and social distance. And so we did.
We hung out for like three hours and we walked around, you know, the little ocean marina thingy and just talked and then we sat on a bench, you know, like three, four feet apart from each other, which was pretty awkward. I'm like, I know, you know, I shoved a boiled octopus in your pussy. I just want you to remember that, Missy. And now, and now we're leaving room for the Holy Spirit in the middle here.
You know, so our Mormon Holy Spirit date night. But I mean, in a sense, it was actually very nice. It was nice to spend time with you and to hear all her preparations from ed school. And she is, uh, she is going out of state and she's getting ready for that and finding a place to live and, you know, getting very excited about that.
And so we're both very excited. And so talking about all that kind of stuff was really good. And then at the end of the night, the closest we did cheat a little bit ish. I fucking knew it.
Well, I had a sweater on and she had a sweater on and I'm like, well, I'm going to go now and she was really tired and fall asleep. So she was going to get back on the boat. And, uh, and she just like kind of pulls her sleeve over her hand, you know, and I pull my sleeve over my hand and then I held her hand and I squeezed her hand with sweater to sweater protection and told her I loved her and, and, uh, and then, and then I left. Like I tell you, if my little were out right now, she'd be crying.
Bad guy helps you do with mental workies. Let's put the logic on the motor. Right now we're better protected from a King shaming world. Boy, your peace of mind, please know that the other of every post we talk about has absolutely been specifically given me in an email specific permission to do so.
I have to do specific. It was very specific. It was so specific that it could be anything else. I'm telling you, I could show you the proof.
Don't question me. I'm not questioning you. And you know what? It's really sad, Kathy.
What? I couldn't sing you the rubber ducky song, even if I wanted to, because it is not in my head. It is not in your repertoire. If I heard it, obviously I go, Oh, yeah, the rubber ducky song.
I watched that all the time, but I literally would. I do not know the rubber ducky song in my head right now. I could sing it for you, but my little would come out and then I'd be gone for the rest of the video. I'm going to be juiced.
Oh, God damn it. So, Brydie tests Kathy. She's been watching Grover. No, wait, wait.
Okay, we got you once near. You got to remember your sesame street. I actually did that all night when I was a DJ on k rocket. People were calling out there.
Oh, God damn it. Grover. Cut it out. I had this big rolling chair and I would just be all near like in between songs.
I'd be all near and then I'd roll the chair all the way to the back of the door. And then I'd start the next song. It was fun. But it was fun.
But it was fun. And the listeners liked it. Yeah, three of them. Three of them dead.
The rest of them were probably really annoyed. Three of them who remember their sesame street. All right. Shall I go on here?
Indeed. All right. We have a post by a new writer for us. His name is Boy Andy.
He wrote a post called There Is Victory in Surrender. He said, I heard this line and I have been rolling it over and over in my mind. What does it mean? Where is the victory and what does surrender actually mean?
Then I began to think about the ways that I was surrendering to things that didn't actually have anything to do with surrendering to another person. My daddy and I haven't gotten to spend much time together recently, but we were going to be getting together this past weekend. And I told him vaguely that I needed to quote go down. He asked me what kind of going down I meant.
And in this moment, I had the opportunity to continue to be vague and I may or may not have gotten what I needed or I could surrender to my needs and be honest with him about what I truly needed. I chose to go that route. I surrendered to the fact that I have needs that were becoming overwhelming. Now, I want to be also everything to everyone all the time.
That desire drives everything I do. Unfortunately, the side effect of that desire is that I end up feeling that I'm falling failing on all fronts. So right now in this moment, as I write this, I'm surrendering to the fact that all I can do is my best and that I have to let others help and that I cannot be all things all the time. So I've got the surrender part down.
Now where's the victory? Well, for me, the victory is that I finally feel comfortable in my own skin again. The victory is that I got every bit of what I needed this weekend that I can breathe again and I can feel like I'm a good boy, a good daddy and a good husband. The victory is in the surrendering.
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. Clap, clap, clap, clap. I do like that.
It was a very good post. I specifically picked this post so that I would have to reflect on that. Oh my God. You are so crazy.
Every time that I pick a post is at random because I pick post, I send out the permission request, I get it, I stick it in my list and then when it comes time to go pick something I just go, oh that one sounds good. The title sounds good. Never hardly even remembering what it was that it was. And I put it in there and I start reading it and pulling it apart and thinking to myself, how much you want to bet book is going to take this personally and think it's all about him and I chose it because we had an argument this week or we had a talk this week and it's about the no boogie.
I didn't say it was about an argument. I just said it was sometimes it seems like, oh, because this is right up my alley right now. Yeah, but I actually chose this before whatever it was that got you down this week, which we're not going to talk about. This is life down.
This is life down. Yeah, well, it's true. But it was before our talk and I was, no, almost any post that I choose speaks a lesson to us and it's usually coincidentally, actually I never choose it with an agenda like that. If it is, it's nothing but a coincidence.
Well, I'm glad that this coincidence happened at this time because it really was a good post because obviously I have a lot of trouble with surrender to authority, with surrender to help with surrender to all of the other voices in my head. But I really like the idea of surrendering to the fact that this is this is what I got. This is the boogie that I have. I don't have any other boogie.
I have tried my whole life to be 10,000 other boogies, but right now I can only surrender to the fact that this is what I have and I can only do the best with what I have. I cannot pretend that I am something else. I cannot project myself. I can't pretend there is nothing that I can do other than to be this boogie right now for better or for worse.
Love, hate, good, bad, toxic, healthy. There is nothing I can do. And when I surrender to that, just like the poster, then it doesn't mean I necessarily feel great, but it means I can work because now I just take what I am and I go, well, here's what I would like to do. Can we do that?
And how can we do that? How much of that can we do? And when I surrender to that part, I can get a show done in the middle of pure insanity. Pure hanging by a fucking thread insanity.
I know I can do a show. I know I can talk with Kathy and we can have our meetings and I can meet with Nick Mundell and everyone that I have to meet with and organize listeners. That's at the end, the ultimate of what I can do. And that's all I have to do because it takes away my responsibility of being what I'm not.
Does that make sense? Oh my God, does it ever make sense? I remember years ago discovering the power of surrender and not even understanding what was happening at the time, but it took me a long time in my life to figure out the dynamic of that particular action because he's right when he says at the top of his post, it's not about surrendering to somebody else. It's about surrendering to yourself.
And that's when I realize, oh, that's what it is because I'm always fighting with myself. We are. We fight with ourselves. We say, well, we're this way, but we shouldn't be.
We should be a lot better. We should instead be that over there, that fantasy figure in my head. That's what I should do. That's what I should be.
Those fantasy figures for almost every aspect of our life, we point to it and that's what we aspire to. Now, this can be a good thing, but we never know when to put on the brakes and we never know when it turns bad. No one ever teaches you in school. It's great to have a goal and to have that fantasy and to think, this is one I want to accomplish.
This is what I want to aspire to. But then nobody tells you how to stop it from going over the edge into the really, really bad place where it actually has the ability to ironically stop you from getting what it is that you want. And then the voice starts in hand. And why aren't you that right now?
Why? Because you're an asshole. That's why because you're not capable of getting that. And you don't realize the stranglehold that part has on you until you surrender to it and by surrendering, releasing it and you feel such tremendous relief when that is gone.
It is only at that time that you understand fully how hard it was on you, how much pressure it was on you and how much it was really debilitating you because suddenly that stranglehold is gone. So I understand that surrender to yourself very, very well. And I love this post for it. And I thought this is really good to talk about because it's every aspect of your life in BDSM in the community.
Oh my God, how many times have you said, well, I want to be a better submissive. I want to be a better dominant. I want to be better at throwing a flog or whatever. And suddenly again, as in the rest of life, you don't realize when that aspiration goes over the edge and turns into the bad part and gets you down because you see tons of people around you who are better at it than you see.
So Mrs. being able to take all the beatings and the bruises that they get. How come I can never do that? I mean, I could go on and on.
But surrender is a lovely thing once you've gone over the edge and that part needs to be gotten rid of. There you go. Bam. Diam.
Drop the rubber ducky. I love earnings so much. Oh my God. I think something that I really need to point out, but it's probably obvious to everyone.
Okay, maybe it's not obvious to everyone. It's the surrender is very similar to forgiveness in the fact that it's perpetual, meaning that you don't just surrender once and then you're good to go for life. That surrender literally has to be daily sometimes by the minute because the voices for whatever reason think they're trying to help are not helping. Those voices don't stop.
They don't just go away. Those are parts of your mind. Those are different parts of your consciousness and different parts of your brain that are trying to survive. And when you're telling them, no, no, no, we can't do it that way, well, they're not going to just stop.
They're going to continue to function and try to perform whatever function evolution told them they're supposed to perform. And so that surrender that reevaluating who you are in the moment that is perpetual. So there'll be like a time where you reach that surrender and then you see the benefit and you start to get all the good feelings and the good chemicals released in your brain. And maybe you have a season to where you're effective at your level, but then those voices come in for whatever reason or trigger or whatever.
And then you have to reassess and resurrender. So a lot of times, you know what I mean? Because it's a lot of times you're like, oh my God, I forgave my mom years ago. Why do I now all of a sudden hate her again?
Well, because it's perpetual. You may have to reevaluate that from time to time, sometimes on a regular basis and then resurrender or re-forgive. Yeah. You're absolutely right.
There is an element of forgiveness in what we're discussing. It's not that it's not there. It's just that surrender for me has a very particular meaning because when I say surrender, I mean surrender to myself. I can forgive other people and I can forgive myself.
And surrender is something that I usually will only do when I'm in a fight with myself, when there is a battle going on. I mean, it's very telling that we use the word surrender because there's two opposing forces. There's the part of me that is the way I am and the other part of me that wants me to be a different way. And that battle is exhausting.
And so I absolutely understand what you're saying. And I believe that a lot of times forgiveness rides right on the heels of surrender because once you surrender, then I kind of have no choice but at that point to look at the part of myself as fighting that battle and goes, and go, you know, forgive me for putting you in this battle and making you always putting that mirror up to you and telling you what you should be and pointing out that you're not there yet. The forgiveness is almost harder than the surrender. I guess they do go hand in hand.
I don't know which comes first, probably the surrender, like you said. But I do realize that those voices that want whatever the hell they want that they think are positive but are not, they really use the forgiveness as a wedge against that other part of my mind that wants to surrender. Yeah. Especially in time, anytime that you're down or you're going through things, you know, I mean, how many times, how many thousands of times have I tried to forgive myself for the mistakes I made in my big opportunity at K-Rock and, you know, those types of things.
But the surrender is just a, I don't know, it's just a survive. Yeah. I wish it didn't have to get there that I could get rid of it sooner. But unfortunately for me, at least too often when I surrender, I feel I need to surrender or I know that that's something I need to do.
It's because I've reached such a point of critical mass and if I don't, I'm going to go under. It becomes so apparent that I'm having this internal struggle that, and it's so apparent because the fight has started to take over huge chunks of my psyche. And that's the point where I realize after surrender, I wish it didn't have to get to that point, but I haven't developed a skill yet that allows me to see it coming before it's there. I mean, that's just me.
Good post. I'm very good post. I like it. I hope we can get some more out of this author because that was very well done.
Well done. Well done. Well, well enunciated. We enunciated, did we not?
We enunciated. Well, the poster enunciated. We just kind of babbled around it. Oh, boogie.
B-B-B-D-Scored is a crazy fleas. When I try to figure out if we're just struggling with rage, drooling out my mouth, confused as hell, I can't get it to work because that's what we have to tell. Tell, just go, tell, just go, tell. Is this captain I probably got laid a whole lot this week on the other end?
Um, you would be correct in that assumption since I had a devil at my residence from April 30th to May 11th. I like how you even know the dates, the dates of dicking, dicking the devil from this date to this date. Was it glorious, Dale? It was glorious.
It was not every single day, but it was many of them. I am excited. Did you do any crazy kinky stuff or was it just 11 and 11? Um, there was a bit of kinky of there was some wax and ice that was used on my person by devil.
So I actually switched for once. It was novel. Oh, very good. Do you like wax play?
Um, the wax that they used was a bit higher than I used to paint tolerance wise, so we switched the cold, which I'm much more well adjusted to. So the ice cubes you were down with, but the wax, at least the wax they were using. I'm a bit of a, um, not high paint on that. So I'm only doing like, um, the massage wax is like, Oh, these are legit candles.
These sting from like, even if you're like three feet up. So I was like, Oh, this is more intense than what I do to other people. Got it. Cool.
But we go to cold. This is very important because we obviously talk a lot about the different types of wax that people use. And unless you're really into high, high temperatures, dinner candles are always going to suck and possibly even burn you if you have very sensitive skin. Yes.
And if you want to go in the discord or you're on there, um, one of our discordees posted a very in depth guide that they've given like as a class lecture for the different temperatures and lengths and how long before you get burns at the various types. That's actually very, very helpful. At a default, if you use spa wax, the stuff that they use in spas to dip your hands and elbows and feed in, that burns at a lower temperature around 120 degrees. And then of course, soy wax, which is messier, you know, that, that, that melting point is about 115.
So that's even, that's even lower. Yes. And those can definitely also be messier on cleanup since they can almost be melted by body temp. So definitely prep for that.
Yes. Use a tarp. God damn it. Use a goddamn tarp.
Well, at least I'm glad some of that was fun for you. And you got some chance to do some switching. I've set the, I had, there are some inner species relations, not rule 34, double brought over their two dogs. Wait a minute, the dogs were fucking?
No, no, no. The inner species as in, they brought their two dogs and I have a cat. Oh, yes. Did they not get along well?
Um, the various energy levels, there was no murder. It's just of them. My cat is very common mellow. The puppy that is a very large breed, related to a mastiff is huge and skittish.
And then the small one is a bork master though it listens to clicker training. So it was the temperaments do not align. So they got along at like the weird four feet apart. Don't just walk any closer and we're good.
So mellow cat was like, fuck this shit. These guys need to fucking. Oh, fuck out. Did it squat Adam or his?
Um, it did a bit of hissing and there was almost a squat, but we, we mitigated as the parents of our pets and we were more distracted by just, um, tummy issues of the new puppy. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Anyone that owns a dog, you just, uh, oh, yeah, you poor fucker.
Poor devil because they cleaned up all of that. I would say they were a saint, but they're Satan. So close enough. Oh my God.
That can, oh, that can make a former of a day. Well, I mean, it sounds like you at least had an adventure and, uh, and there was some love and you survived fucking pets, dude. I did it when I was a kid. I had tons like four, you know, four cats and two dogs always throughout my childhood.
And I was like, never, never again. I will get a goldfish. Maybe I can't deal with it. So what do we got going on in discord?
Well in discord land, we had four people join in the last two weeks since, um, no, no, no, it wasn't around for a bit. Um, and that doesn't fail. So yeah, for them. Congratulations.
Um, we had an up and comer who started up their own DD-LG, H-Play, and cosplay YouTube. Um, the name and from the discord is Ali Lil'Kitten. Um, and it's actually quite insightful of how little stuff works and it wasn't just like a one off. It was their hoping startup and new channel.
So can I support them? That's really cool. So that's one of the people in our discord and they kind of branched off and started YouTube channel. That's amazing.
Hopefully we heard some good things about them. Yeah, they got motivated from being in for all hours. They were like, I'm gonna be productive and they made a YouTube. So Ali Kitten, congratulations and best of luck with the channel.
Yes. So in other news of the discord land, we inquired to two, um, backrenims, which if you don't know what those are, they're when you give an acronym to a word or phrase before normally you would make like the word or phrase and then shorten it to an acronym, this is the other way. So it's a backrenum. Yes.
Yeah, I saw the word and I'm like, oh god, another goddamn discord clever word that I'm gonna be old and not yet. But this one I can kind of put my head around. Yeah, it's like a real word. Um, like NASA picked what NASA actually took for.
I don't know what actually stood for, but then they shortened it to NASA. This and the other way, kink. We started with the word kink. What is kink and acronym for?
Oh, this is gonna be fun. So start off, we had kink kneeling in numerous kennels. So that's where our pet players there. Oh, very good.
Give me another one. We had knowledgeable, intimate, nutty kinky. Okay. So that one was very functional.
Like it was very functional. They used kink in the kink. So take a, you know, take a half point off for that, but it was good. Yeah, I'm with you for that.
It's like, you don't use the word in the acronym. What is this? We had kittens in nefarious knots. Ah, I like that one.
I like that one because boy, I've sure seen that. Remember Abyss? Oh my God. Don't put a pile of rope in front of Abyss.
That was the rule. She would turn exactly into that acronym. Yes. I managed to dodge that.
I just bring bells around them. Like get back at that instead. Very good. We used the last knots.
Very clever. Um, we had knife in Nans and knickers. I'm like, yes, our family members are very kinky apparently. That is almost terrifying because aren't knickers like underwear?
Yes. Snickers are panties. Well, how do they get a fit of knife in it? This just sounds like danger ripping through cutting the leg.
Yeah, this is what garter belts are for. But I guess you could hold them in your knickers if you wanted to. If you had an extra strong vulva and labia, you might be able to just, you know, shank someone with a vagina knife. I've definitely seen knives with dildo handles.
So it's not out of the question. Okay, we got some potential here. All right. I like that one.
We got a couple more. Yep. We've got kleptomaniacs infiltrating at North Korea. I want to see that scene.
That is. Wait, what was that? Kleptomaniacs infiltrating North Korea? Yep.
Okay. I'm sorry. If there was going to be a winner for me, that was it. What was the thing about the Pringles can?
I saw a Pringles can thing. It's one of those that you have to admit it's true, but you don't want to. Both sexes can fuck a Pringle can, but neither can do it well. Okay, wait a minute.
A Pringles can't. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can see. You can go in.
You can go into it, but it's kind of that hot or really large diameter. So it's like, yeah, you gotta fill it. You gotta fill it too much. Yeah, you gotta fill it with like oatmeal or something.
You gotta fill it with hot. It's just, just, no, no. Okay, check this out. Kathy should be here.
It's really creepy that you and I are having this discussion. You fill it with oatmeal, you put it between two pillows and then you mount it. And then that's your Pringles love. God.
It's like when I saw all of those like pie or like dirty socks memes, I never did those things. So I'm like, what is this trope that they keep referencing? And then I just discovered it's like, oh, that's why those, oh, God, why? My gender.
Yes, get used to it. You will be let down often, often by the mail. Yeah, we do that a lot. In terrifying news, we don't have to end on weird things.
The French, which is a food developer, posted a no-churn French yellow mustard ice cream recipe. Oh, God. That's odd. That is a kink.
That is surely a kink. I have heard of the mustard ice cream thing. Now I don't know how you could kink. I mean, of course you could, you know, put a scoop of that on someone's junk and then look it off.
But I don't know. Would you have mustard ice cream? Cause I do it. I already know.
I mix everything already. I put sriracha on it. Fuck it. I would definitely be in a ketchup ice cream camp.
Nothing mustard? Ketchup? Ow, ow, ow, you found my Achilles eel. Yes.
There's another one that was related to that. I was like, mmm, how to get deep in with your girls. Like, spread their legs, thrust deeper, and tell them that technically ketchup is jam if tomatoes are fruit. Yeah, you really are a sadist, aren't you?
Just a bit. But to make it happier, while disturbing you, there was a mockup of a Rick and Morty flashlight, which wasn't real. I was like, okay, someone probably made one. It wasn't real.
Rick and Morty flashlight. Is it shaped like the gun? Is it shaped like the gun that he opens up the portals with? Cause that would be a good flashlight.
Oh, God. That would be pretty good. They shaped it like Rick's mouth. And there's some...
Well, yeah, okay. Alright, I can see that I would not be purchasing that, but I can definitely see how fucking Rick's mouth would, you know. And rest some people. Well, in the unconfusing land, there are tutorials of how to make masks from anything.
And there's this tutorial of how to make a face mask from a bra, and it cut from the video of it playing to a very well-endowed woman looking at this, and then making one. The mask they made just covered their entire face because their boobs are that big. Well, you know, that's good. I mean, it may not be good for driving.
Yeah, not for sleeping, but for stopping stuff, good. For stopping stuff. I would say a well-end-doubt boob-braw mask over my face would probably stop most of my sneeze from getting on anybody. Plus smell like a giant titty.
How great to win-win. Yes, it is much. I want it. Get that girl on the phone, and let's bring her on the show.
I sure they got a spare. They only have to use one for their face, so there's still one for you. And the world goes round and round. I'm ready to go.
Okay. I'm ready to go. Okay. I'm ready to go.
Okay. I'm ready to go. Okay. Once again, the listeners don't get to hear that you sang the perverted male box.
You actually sounded like Engelbert Humberdink. I did not know that's what Engelbert Humberdink sounded like. Very lounge lizard kind of ish. Okay.
Very cool. All right. So I'm going to be reading a series of three emails that we received in response to our but JJ conversation slash argument that we had not last show but the show before, which was show 257. Amazing.
The more responses we've gotten in a lot of time. I was surprised because you said something like, hey, maybe we can get people away and you've said that before and people don't weigh in and I'm not, you know, no big deal. But I was shocked that people that this must have struck a chord with people that they actually wrote in. So shall I begin?
Yes. Let us review. While I enunciate. Okay.
Samos wrote to us and said, Hey guys, great show. The argument to start with was bloody funny. I gave it on points to Kathy. The duet with me was really good.
Well, that was let me just segue here. Boogie. That was adorable little duet with me. Evil dog.
Yes. I'm an evil dog. I go. I just power you in souls.
I will make you eat like big. I will hear right on your leg. I'm an evil dog. So adorable.
He said she was very cute. It would seem that a good thing coming out of the Corona is that your ingenuity around social distancing has increased the repertoire of prerecorded segments. The erotic diagnosis when it was really good. I think he's he's hit on something here.
I think he's right. It has it. You have just reached into your Felix bag of tricks and pulled out. And what bottom?
Now we are old. I mean, Felix, the cat was old for us. It was like that was pre us. And we're still I love that bag of tricks so much.
I wanted a bag of tricks. Okay, we got to talk about this wrong. My little is coming out again. Shit.
Now I've unleashed the beast and now she has free access to the door. All right. I'll go. Stop doing Ernie.
I will go on. But Cooper wrote to us and said, Kathy the the J.J. Boogie. I get your point.
Yes. If you're in the moment, put up a barrier and go to town. Kathy. And if you're in your head space when you don't enjoy cling wrapped boneless chicken, lichen, then that's all good too.
Classic vintage bakura is striling the fence and not coming down too hard on either side. I'm not commit. This is what I like. That's called an ambassador, Kathy.
That's what we're going to have to call bakura from now on is our ambassador. The perverted podcast ambassador will try to make some sort of sense, which I think is very important. And I'll let you read the other things, but I think it's that's what's so important about having our listeners chime in because you know, we take opposing sides and it's like a debate. You know, sometimes we take that side and we kind of run with it.
And it doesn't mean like our life is committed to that side, but we're in the debate. And so we're going to take that point. Right. So it's good for our listeners to come in and say, okay, I heard this side, I heard that side.
And this is what I like or don't like. Exactly. And I like that people can understand both sides of it. But bakura, man, just take a stance and go with it.
I think he's trying to be nice to you're just pissy because he didn't just say Kathy was right and boogies and asshole. Maybe. Maybe. I'm kidding.
Now. All right. This last one. Yeah, so I was thought it.
I'm sure the people in the chat room will understand this. Nadeshiko the fixed Duke. That's a name in a fucking half. Who says the banter between you two is one of the big draws of the podcast.
This week's banter about Kathy's perspective. I'm pussy eating was a great example. And since you mentioned wanting feedback, here goes. I'm going to have to agree with Kathy on this one.
Barriers have their place sure, but they get in the way of one of the big draws of oral sex. Oral engages in all finds senses at the same time. You get your great view of her twin peaks, the intimate smell. Okay.
I'm going to stop right here, boogie, because Nadeshiko goes on and on and on about all the fabulous things, two paragraphs later, she's still talking about how great it is to go down on a pussy, which I fully agree, but I'm not going to read it all here. But thank you, Mr. or Mrs. Fix-Shoke for writing that because I had a lot of fun reading it.
She finally finishes by saying, with a barrier in place, it takes a lot out of what makes oral the most fun thing to do. And if the giver is not as into it, then the receiver isn't going to get as much out of it. All of this assumes that the partners are at the point of safe sex practices to not need protection, which is why I agree with Kathy that a drought is better than caving and not getting the full experience. I'm glad they mentioned that because it does assume that you are fluid bonded.
Never assume that I'm saying, oh, just forget it. You don't just either go down with a barrier without, no, you better be fucking fluid bonded with your partner before you do that. Well, if you're fluid bonded, then why do you need a barrier? That's my point exactly.
Well, that's what I'm saying though. I'm saying, though. I don't want to have the barrier, but I don't want some asshole out. You're like, you mentioned during that show, thinking that I'm advocating for just go down on anybody without the barrier, no matter what.
I think to reiterate, because I've had some time to think about this and think about your point, and of course, I have a lot of snotty self-righteous jokes about it. Oh, go ahead. I want to hear the snotty self-righteous jokes. No, I understand.