26 Signs You Might Be an RV Addict (take the quiz and assign yourself a score!)

What this episode covers

On this week’s episode of The RV Atlas Podcast, we put together a test that had our listeners (maybe) recognizing themselves a little too well. We call it “26 Signs You’re an RV Addict”—the official quiz to help campers everywhere determine just how deep their RV obsession runs. The idea started small. We planned to come up with about a dozen “signs” ourselves. But then we asked for help from the RV Atlas Facebook group, and the post exploded—a hundred comments poured in from fellow campers, each describing their favorite (and most relatable) quirks of RV life. Before we knew it, we had enough material to diagnose a full-blown case of RV addiction. So, grab a pen or keep a mental tally—because this week we’re counting points, confessing habits, and celebrating the glorious madness that comes with being an RV addict. 26 Signs You Might Be an RV Addict You have a tree full of RV ornaments. Maybe it started with one camper-shaped ornament from a special trip—but now you’ve got so many that you need a separate Christmas tree just for them. Bonus points if you’ve ever debated what “qualifies” as a true RV ornament (souvenirs vs. camping-themed décor—yes, we’ve had this conversation). Give yourself one point if you have 10 or less RV ornaments--and give yourself two points if you have more than 10. You talk about RV YouTubers like they’re family. If you’ve got regular dates with Josh the RV Nerd or Matt’s RV Reviews, give yourself a point for each of the shows you watch regularly.. And if your household refers to Josh as “Uncle Josh,” you’re deep in the lifestyle--so give yourself a bonus point. (We’ve met both Josh and Matt—they’re great guys, which makes the obsession totally understandable.) You’re already planning your 2026 road trips. If you’ve started locking in campground reservations for the next year—or the next two—you might be an RV addict. If you have 2026 planned out give yourself a point. If 2027 is already on the books, add another point for extreme foresight (and possibly needing a vacation from planning vacations). You buy camping gear for everyone at Christmas. If every gift exchange turns into a mini REI haul—headlamps for the kids, collapsible cookware for your partner, and new camp chairs for the dog—you’re one of us. Give yourself a point. You own all four Where Should We Camp Next? books. One point if you’ve got any of our guides on your shelf—and two if you proudly display the full collection. (If you’re reading this article, there’s a strong chance you already qualify.) You get the blues when you winterize. It’s not just about draining the tanks—it’s like saying goodbye to summer freedom. If the sight of RV antifreeze makes you emotional, go ahead and give yourself a point. You plan your next trip before you finish your current one. If you’re sitting by the campfire scrolling Recreation.gov, you might be one campsite away from fully embracing the lifestyle. Some of us can’t help it—it’s the best kind of problem to have. Give yourself a point if you plan RV trips on your RV trips. You buy Christmas gifts for your RV. A new rug, fancy coffee maker, decorative pillows—whatever it is, your RV deserves it. It’s practically part of the family anyway. Give yourself a point if you Christmas shop for your RV. You’ve owned multiple RVs (or maybe ten). One point if you’ve owned more than one camper at the same time. Two if you’ve owned ten or more RVs in your lifetime. The rest of us salute your dedication (and your storage space). You have a camping nickname. Whether it’s “Campa and Kamma” or “Black Tank Barry,” your alter ego comes alive the minute the jacks go down. Give yourself a point if you have a camping nickname. You’ve been to a major RV show (or three).