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EPISODE · Apr 18, 2025 · 33 MIN

261: Your Uber Driver Might Know Too Much

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You won’t believe what people leave behind in an Uber. From live turtles to 10 lobsters (yes, really!), Uber’s 2025 Lost & Found Index reveals the weirdest forgotten items, the most forgetful cities, and the prime time for losing your dignity—and your keys.But wait, there’s more! We rant about viral desserts that look like fruit but taste like regret, why action figure AIs need to chill, and the college football QB who fumbled his NIL bag harder than Tennessee fumbled that playoff spot. Oh, and passwords. Why are they suddenly harder than a final exam?It’s fast, it’s funny, and it might just save you from leaving your boxed wine in an Uber.00:00 Intro03:35 Uber Reveals Their 2025 Lost & Found Index15:29 Say Whaaaatttt30:17 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspodTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featuredNote: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.FUNNY BUSINESSA podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

You won’t believe what people leave behind in an Uber. From live turtles to 10 lobsters (yes, really!), Uber’s 2025 Lost & Found Index reveals the weirdest forgotten items, the most forgetful cities, and the prime time for losing your dignity—and your keys.But wait, there’s more! We rant about viral desserts that look like fruit but taste like regret, why action figure AIs need to chill, and the college football QB who fumbled his NIL bag harder than Tennessee fumbled that playoff spot. Oh, and passwords. Why are they suddenly harder than a final exam?It’s fast, it’s funny, and it might just save you from leaving your boxed wine in an Uber.00:00 Intro03:35 Uber Reveals Their 2025 Lost & Found Index15:29 Say Whaaaatttt30:17 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspodTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featuredNote: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.FUNNY BUSINESSA podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

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