263 – The Oldest Teens of Them All

Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Cable and Domino may or may not be very old teenagers; disguises are not Dani Moonstar’s strong suit; Empath remains awful; Shatterstar probably talks exactly like a telenovela; X-Force needs an office manager; Mothra is larger than most things; and if you get to choose between being an External or a Guthrie, always be a Guthrie. X-PLAINED: Bastion, to some extent X-Force #34-37 Optical disambiguation Moonstar Face tentacle semantics Sandwiches (again) The Richter family An entirely avoidable fight Some time-travel bullshit Hannigan Electronics An insecurity system Nimrods Things neural networks would probably do instead of murdering you Defining traits of the Externals Adoption, X-Factor style Wolverine: The Long Night NEXT EPISODE: Douglock! Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog! Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our TeePublic shop!