At least, my gosh, a father! Kingky's hold kingkey Because he gives, we can fly! Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. T-hooooogs about textures!
Doo-doo-doo- Come on, Kathy. Sing along! Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-pink. What will we do in textures?
We'll stick our finger right in! Somebody's pewterhole! That's what we'll do in textures! I can just see.
I can just see the potential, Kathy. The potential for Texas Kinky 11? It's lots of, no, actually I see no potential for Texas Kinky 11, but I am going to goddamn Texas. Yes, you're gonna be a Texan, you're gonna get a big hat.
I'm gonna get the bell, I talked to Enigma earlier today, we did his segment and I am supposed to get a belt buckle. Supposed to get a big Texas belt buckle. Well, he said I'm supposed to get, well, I don't know, this is gonna be after that. So I'm not gonna give away.
But he told me some Texas stuff. Does Enigma know his Texas stuff? He does, because he's quite Texas-y. So.
I never knew that about him. Why don't we get into the show? And then we'll tell the fucking kids about some shit about fucking Texas. All right.
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Yeah! Ah! My God, what the hell was that? I don't know, probably one of my 5,000 demons trying to escape.
Hello and welcome to the Perv podcast gods that Boogie and I have been praying to and giving offerings to all week. You are Cathy! And you're Boogie! And together, we formed the entity that is...
Cathy and Boogie. So you sounded like some weird science fiction amalgamation of Cathy and Boogie, like some monster or something. That would be cool. Remember that?
Remember Saturday Syfy, where it was like Godzilla and the creature from the Black Lagoon? Oh, and giant robot and all of that. Giant robot that shot his fucking missile fingers and shit like that. It was amazing!
I love that one. Fucking Gamma-ra. You could almost see the string and the turtle hanging with the sparklers inside its arms. It was so bad.
Yeah, so bad. But it was amazing. Like as a kid in the 70s, you're just like, fuck! That was the coolest thing in the 70s.
That was excellent. Jesus Christ. Now everything's all that, you know, Bee Gees or something, the CGI or whatever they call it. The Bee Gees.
The Bee Gees. The Bee Ge. I'm in a mood, Cathy. I can tell.
I'm in a mood because I don't know, like, I'm, I don't know what to feel. Well, you're about to undergo a huge transition. And what's making it worse is you don't really know what's at the other end of it. You're kind of flying blind here.
I announced it to the patron, you know, because they got to give him some stuff, you know, because they support and stuff like that. So I told them, like two days ago, I finally sitting in the parking garage in like 95 degrees for seven hours after frying in storage and just literally, I'm like, I can't. I can't do it. I can't.
So I've been looking for places day in and day out in cars and all sorts of finally. So finally, I call in my favorite of Texas, my friend of 16 years, Leah fucking Spencer. And Cathy, you have to, from now on, because I'm gonna be there for a couple months. When you say Leah, you can't say Leah.
You have to say Leah Spencer or Leah fucking Spencer. Now, does she know we're using her full name here? Yeah, she does. She's gonna fuck.
She's Texas. She'll gorilla glue your fucking door closed at three in the morning. Oh, she's that kind of a Leah Spencer. Oh yeah, Leah.
I mean, you think I'm nuts. She scares me. Yeah, I was up. That's the level of intensity.
Lavera is in Texas, because she is straight up Texas, but she's an amazing person. And she was actually back in the MySpace days, I had a page called Songs About Tom. And I did all songs dedicated, fucked up songs dedicated to MySpace and MySpace Tom, who was the creator of MySpace. And I had like 40,000 followers.
And Leah was one of them. And she always liked it and whatever. And of course she was hot. And so any attractive woman that gives me attention, I'm in love with.
Of course. And we just developed a friendship. And then we started talking on the phone. I have never met Leah Spencer, but we have literally gone through some shit.
Oh, hold on a second here. You've never met her? I have never met Leah Spencer face to face. I have spent probably 10,000 hours talking to Leah Spencer.
Wow. On the phone, you know, at times up to three, four hours a day. Just, you know, throughout the end, there's a couple of years we didn't hang out, you know, as much and she's gone through a lot of health shit. Like Leah Spencer is not, she is a fucking fighter.
The stuff she's going through with her. She's got a big line in her fucking chest. And, you know, she's got just fight. But I called her and I just said, Hey, you know, you've always offered me a place to stay.
I just need to get past this summer. She's like, God damn it, get the fuck out here. How it took you long enough? She's not been saying this for 16 years.
And God damn it, get the fuck out here. Stubborn motherfucker. She's got you, Peg. Yeah, she does.
So she was on it. So she sent me a video yesterday. She's all, here's your room. She got it.
At first, Kathy, I'll say it was, it was crazy. Because it's like, you know, I don't want to be around kids, but she's got a kid, you know, and it's good kid. And I've known the kids since it was born. And I mentor them both in Pokemon Go.
So it's, you know, they know, you know, we have a structure and, but she's like, well, you'll stay in her room because, you know, she just stays in my room. And I'm like, that is, because she knows me, she knows the show. She knows what I do and everything. And I'm like, that is a line.
I'm like, it's one thing if I'm standing in Bunny's room and there's stuffies and stuff like that, then it's like DDLG and it's like, oh, you know, that's sexy, because it's, you know, Bunny, who is an adult woman. Right. So you can get a stress, a adult woman, and then you can get your head around the room. But this is a real fucking kids room with stuffies and fucking glitter and shit like that.
And I'm like, I can't do that. I'm sorry, that's just too much. So she literally, one day gutted the room and sent me a video and literally the room was completely cleared of everything. And she says, here it is already for you.
Get the fuck out here. Well, that's a friend. Yeah, so pretty, the problem is Kathy. And I know I'm going on about this because for the last 11 months, I've lived in my car.
And in the last three or four months since the pandemic kicked up, everything shut down and it amped up the shittiness of living in a car times five. Right. To where there's nowhere to go. There's no relief.
There's nothing. I can't even, I won't even, it got bad. And I started getting to where I was literally losing, you know, I come on the show, ha, ha, but literally my entire fabric, there was no hope, there was blah, blah, blah. So I'm like, I got to do something, you know?
And so I know the listeners, I know we lost listeners over it, you know, because it was too real and I talked about it in the last show. And I'm like, I got to do something because, you know, I owe it to myself to not die, you know, because of this. And I owe it to the listeners because they've been so strong behind us, you know? Right.
And so I'm like, I can't, you know, I hate asking for help, but you know, I just, I had to do it. You've reached a limit. I had to do it. I mean, it was, I, you know, I stay in a four-story parking garage and every day I longingly, I'm looking over the side and, you know, this isn't high enough kind of thing, you know, I'm probably end up just going to be crippled.
And you know, it's just, you know, this day in and day out of that. And I'm like, I can't do it. I got to do a show and if I'm going to live, then I got to live. And I know, you know, so there's the drama.
I'm pretty sure a lot of people are going to be excited that I'm at least for a few months, just at least to get past the heat in the summer here and be in a place and be able to take a shower, you know? And of course, being able to help out, you know, Leah Spencer and the kid and force them into the car to go and do pokey runs, which will be fun. So. Well, I know a lot of people have been worried about you.
You know, the listeners, I know that Mia was very worried. It's, you're going through a tough time and we're just sitting here on the sidelines watching it. Those of us who care about you not being able to help in anyway because none of us are in a position to offer that help. And so that's a tough situation to be at.
Not saying that it's tougher than yours, but it's agonizing and to see that someone was able to reach out to you and help you. It's a tremendous relief knowing that our friend is, at least for a couple months, not going to be suffering. Yeah. It's a weird thing.
I mean, I'm trying, I gotta, there's all these logistics because I want to go now, you know, because every day it's just not good. And, but my car sometimes doesn't start and sometimes doesn't start for a couple hours. And it's like, it's the middle of summer. And now I'm like, I don't have a place to park the car for a couple months.
So if I can't find that in the next day or so, then I got to try to limp the car up there. I was going to rent a car and then try that. But we'll, you know, we'll see. There's stuff because it's like literally, Mu did the temperature map and I got to drive through Arizona, New Mexico, and then all the way through Texas, which is not a small state.
It is massive. And so it's like a 21 hour drive, which isn't bad, but it's just, it's in summer, nothing is open. So I can't just pull over during the heat of the day. And, you know, fucking just hang out in a McDonald's or work on the show or something like that.
So it's like, some logistics I'm still working out. And if I can find a place to crash the car for, because I was going to go out there and buy the car, they have a lot of people that have cars. And so I would get a more reliable car out there and then drive that back in like the end of October. So, so still figuring it out.
My car just died in a parking lot, a half hour ago, and let me know that this might not be the best idea to try to take this car out in the middle of the summer. So we'll see. And then you're about to drive. And I'm about 1,500 miles through, you know, 110 degree fucking thousand miles of that.
You know, so you'll see me on the side of the road fucking half eaten by coyotes. You know, great. You know, I didn't make it to Texas, but God damn it. Oh my God.
He tried. Yes, he did. Y'all are pussy taste like eggplant. And I'm topping it now.
All right. So we were talking to you and I the other day about the hero complex, or also known as do we really need to rescue everybody. And I know that you and I both have strong views about this. But the hero complex, versus do we really need to rescue everyone, that's two sides of the same coin.
The hero complex would be somebody who feels the need to rescue everyone, and others feeling the need to be rescued. Sure, sure. So you've talked actually quite a bit about the hero complex, because you've said that you have a touch of that. I have had a massive amount of the hero complex.
I was all hero complex to the point of being a misogynist, an active misogynist, maybe ignorant, but still, my actions were such that every woman needed not just a man, but me, to save them. Because obviously everyone had to be protected, everyone had to go through a certain pattern of vetting and protection to make sure they were okay. And it was all kind of, they needed the rescue, they needed me to be the prince that came in on the horse, they needed me to be the savior. And of course, in some cases, we do need help.
I needed Leah Spencer to save my fucking ass and give me a place to be before I disintegrated. There is nothing wrong with needing help sometimes. There's nothing wrong with needing help from your family, there's nothing wrong with needing help from a loan or education or any number of things. We are a society and there are different times where we need different things.
And I'm not talking about that. Okay, can you bring up a good point? There is a point beyond which it becomes a hero complex. It goes into something unhealthy.
Is that what you're saying? Yes, that there is, it is good to be, it is good sometimes to step in and be a helper and it is okay to sometimes need help. But if both cross that line, it then becomes not only negative for you and negative for the other person, it absolutely deteriorates society. And that's my opinion.
Well, I'm curious as to why you would call that misogynistic because I'm looking up the definition of misogynistic and it says strongly prejudiced against women. I don't think that you wanting to help someone beyond possibly a state where they don't need it could be considered misogynistic. Well, you said strongly prejudiced against women. My definition of prejudice is that you are pre-judging someone that they are a certain way because you have a certain stereotype in your head about that person, that race, that religion.
Kind of like stereotypical, I mean, obviously we know all the stereotypes of different races and things like that. So my prejudice towards women was that all women need me. That was my pre-judgment of them when in fact, almost zero women need me. And if some of them at certain points needed me, then that was just human to human.
I have some skills or something to offer a person, not just a woman, and that may benefit them and help take them through. But I brought it to the point to where, obviously, because I was constantly trying to control all of my, and I still have a lot of struggles with that. I'm a very controlling person. I'm just fucking super Nazi control.
Maybe it's, I say it's in a good way, but there are points where you're like, you're not, you're treating this person as inferior because you're trying to control them. And that's where I thought it tipped into misogyny. Well, that's fine, but again, you're gonna hate me for this, but I'm looking up the definition of prejudice. And it's not just a preconceived opinion.
It's a preconceived opinion that isn't based, and I'll say that again, is not based on reason or actual experience. So that's willful denial. If you say, despite all evidence to the contrary, all women need me, then you're being prejudiced. But if in your experience or in your opinion, you've seen that, I don't know, a majority of women that you've met do need a certain amount of attention from you, or the ones that you've been in relationships with do need affection, and they enjoy that, and they thrive on it.
That's not being prejudiced. Do we need, do you need someone like this to save? Is it my job to save? Well, then now we're talking about the other end, right?
It's somebody who feels they need to be saved. They want to make sure that somebody walks around them with pillows and padding to make sure that they have their safe spaces, and nobody's ever triggered, and everyone is having a good time, and nobody's having a negative time, and certainly don't offend them. So that's the other part of the side of the coin, of the hero coin, is the people who actually feel they need to be rescued. And that they need everyone to protect them.
Exactly. And that they, oh, that society owes them that protection. That's, and yeah, that's, I mean, you have a lot to say when it comes to hero complex, and I've always felt very strongly on that other side of the argument, and I believe very strongly that people need to take responsibility for themselves. And the thing is, if you're somebody who has had trauma in their life, who has had a difficult time, and you hear somebody like me say, everybody needs to take responsibility for themselves, and stop waiting for someone else to rescue them, you will immediately take offense at what I just said, because you will completely take it personally and say, why is this bitch telling me that I am not entitled to wanting some kind of relief from the trauma that I've experienced?
And that's absolutely not what I'm talking about. But I do believe that, especially in the times we're living in right now, people go way overboard in demanding that the space around them be safe, uncomplicated, and inoffensive. Sure. And that's gonna make me an asshole.
I think a lot of people would not agree with me. Yeah, no, only the people that want everything to be soft and fluffy. Which I don't mind that people want soft and fluffy. The path of least resistance is part of human nature.
That's how we have invented all of the stuff, the necessity to make our lives more comfortable and easier and less hard. We have from televisions to cell phones, to planes, to bottled water, to all of these things. Everything that we have created as a species, most of which is now just fucking pollution, is to create which is kind of symbolic of the point. And we are dedicated, most of us, defining the path of least resistance and how to make it more comfortable.
So it doesn't shock or offend me, that people just keep going into extremists that they want it to be everything. And then when they have a kid, they're like, I want my kid to have the perfect soft edges because I didn't have the perfect soft edges. So I'm gonna wear extra hard now that we have all this new motivation to make everything in cancel culture and make everything soft and nobody gets offended anymore. And we're not gonna deal with how to not be offended and to not take it personally, we're going to actually stop the bullies from actually even being able to say anything to us because anything that hurts us is that's not path of least resistance.
So I understand, but we also have to understand that that is an unrealistic bubble. And right now with this pandemic, we're finding out that that bubble is gonna pop no matter how hard you protest against people that offend you. Shit's gonna happen. We're seeing that in the King community too, when you demand a lot of safe spaces, when you demand a lot of very safe play that doesn't offend anybody.
That's a difficult thing to give people when some people want to do, let's say, race play and that offends other people. Or replay or any number of the people. Exactly. And once again, we are getting into, these are all areas that are subjective and vague based on the individuals on whether they can handle them.
Do I personally do race play? I do not. I can't handle that. I don't wanna be a part of it.
I don't do it. Do I do rate play? Yes, I do. Do I do dark age play?
Yes, I do. Do I do certain types of play that I will do in certain places that I don't. And I believe as long as this is something that my consenting partners and I have negotiated and it works out to our benefit for that equally, then I'm okay with people doing whatever they do. Within the realms of obviously legality and mental, there are some benchmarks.
Right. Which is funny because in the King community, one of the reasons most of us are like being here so much is that it is meant to be edgy and skirt, what most people would consider, yeah, we're not gonna go that far. And here we are embracing it and absolutely having a great time doing it. And I always found it weird that this need to create safe spaces was infiltrating our community.
That doesn't mean that you can't make yourself a space in which you feel good. There have been parties in our area where it's primarily for new people so that they feel safe, if you wanna create a party, a private party in which this specific kinds of plays are not allowed. That's absolutely fine. But to try and create every space that you walk into in King, whether it's a Munch or a class or a play party, to be not to agree and make sure there's a safe space and make sure there's a place that people can go to if they're just taking into much, I think that's unreasonable.
Not only is it unreasonable, but it's also a dick move. If you go into a gang bang, I've dealt with this as rental chair and things like that. I dealt with situations that blew up where a renter was having a gang bang party. This is a gang bang.
This is a sex party. People are going to jerk off. And somebody literally loses their shit that people at that party that they did not ask the host the exact nature of every detail of the party. And they got completely freaked out that dudes walked up and jacked off next to their scene and screamed at them and went to the party host and said, this is wrong.
You can't do it. And he said, this is the party. You paid to come in. This is what it is.
We're not going to create, we're not going to stop this party. That is a gang bang party. For you. Because you all of a sudden decide in the middle of this gang bang party that you don't like gang bangs.
Right. Well, it's incumbent on you to leave the situation because you are unstoppable. Yes, that is the personal responsibility part. Did you ask about the party?
Did you ask the host to, hey, what goes on in this party? Now surely if the host misleads you or tells you lies about what the party is and then there's things at the party that they lied to you and told you weren't going to be there and they were there, that I believe that's an issue. I think that's a dick move on the host party. But if you don't do your due diligence to find out what that party is, you have that's your fucking fault.
Right. And this is where we get into maybe some communities that they don't have like Los Angeles where they have the ability to have 10 different types of parties. But you said something that was very interesting before when you talked about fuck what was it? Creating the safe space parties and stuff like fuck.
Damn it. The newbie parties. Yeah, the newbie parties is the newbie parties I have a lot of problems with when they say this is for all newbies and not that it's for all newbies. Okay, let me try to reword this.
It's gonna be messy. Okay, go with me on this. I'll go with you. This is that kind of assumption that everybody that is new and I've heard this a lot from a lot of very protective heroy people like I used to be more of.
That every new person is so fragile that they need to go to a non-spanking party where you just meet and greet and you talk about your feelings and you have a name tag and you just share but there's no play and every new person should go to that so they can feel comfortable and not be threatened. And I- I'm thinking about your tone of voice that you disagree with that. I call straight fucking bullshit because I've had women walk into that club and walk up to me and said, you know, talk to them for five minutes and they're like, so are we gonna do some shit? Cause I'm an adult and I've thought about it and I'm educated and I read a bunch of shit and can we do some shit?
And I'm like, yeah, let's talk about it. And I was like, do you wanna do this? And they're like, yeah. Can you put something in my ass?
I lit, oh that was one of the best moments in my entire play career. I remember she was awesome. Like she was so excited and she would be doing all these things and she liked what was happening and she was an adult and she just goes, can you put something in my ass? Like that excited and I was like, yes, I can.
Look at you, adults advocating for yourself. But here's where you and I are gonna differ because the way you were describing a new party, primarily geared toward new people in the community was highly negative and I don't see anything wrong with saying, hey, I'm putting together this party. It's primarily meant for new people. If you're having an issue with nervousness or fears, this might be a good party because the way I'm gonna gear it toward new people is I'm gonna have an orientation at the beginning where you guys can ask your questions and then we're gonna have a show and tell in these three rooms and we're gonna do that.
If you feel like coming, come along. What's wrong with that? If that is the way it came off then I apologize. Everyone that already hates me now for what I just said.
That was not my intention. Which is a lot of people, not me. What I was talking, all four of them. What I was talking to was the people that are the leaders that say every person needs this.
What leaders do you think that? I've had a lot of people that talk about, oh, if they do this, it's just so coddly. It's just what I used to do. That, oh my God, you're new.
You can't speak for yourself. You don't know. You're stupid. You're fucking stupid.
I don't think you're in a good frame of mind if you have this conversation because- Why is that the subtext beneath every person who wants to put on a new person's party? No, no, no, that's not what it is. I'm talking about individuals that I've seen and individuals that I have been that assume that every single person is the same and has the same needs and has the same frailty and needs that protection when it's a lie. I have since in my time in this lifestyle met a lot of people, both men, women, trans, whatever you wanna fucking call everyone, that are self-abocating, that thought about this before they came into it, that know what consent is, that know that they're gonna have a conversation with somebody, that they don't need the fucking kitty gloves.
So to assume that- You're saying that those people who don't need it are that there are people who would tell them, oh no, no, no, dear, I'm sorry that you're wrong. You do need it. I have seen whole communities of people do that. I haven't, but okay.
God, I don't want you anywhere near me. No, you- I'm fucking fighting. I did. Yes, I did.
You, evil, evil motherfucker. One of us plays a lot and the other one just gonna fucking talk shit and doesn't play a lot. Whoo, wearing your parking lot, is that where you play? Oh, you know what?
I fucked me with a shower curtain before she left. Chiquin has- That's door shit. I could have. I canceled.
I had to cancel a date with Bunny because I really have to leave. I wanted to see her one more time because I'm gonna be gone for a couple months but it was gonna be in the car and the car stinks and I stink and I'm not gonna, where do I, I got it? I know, plus I gotta go. So I could have.
That's good. I could have. You're like, I could have. Totally could have.
There's girls that want me, I play more than you. I make less excuses than you. I make less excuses than you, I think is what I was saying. But there's more ice cream sandwiches over here than over at your place.
Tous-chaint Catherine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Tous-chaint, I have no- I can see the point. I can see the point you make.
I have s'et-ro. S'et-ro ice cream sandwiches. Is Kiki World News 8 social enigma? I don't know that's asking enigma.
You should know because he's got the same name. Take a deep breath in with me enigma. And exhale. Aww.
We have now creeped upon our perverted podcast listeners. We have now heavy-pre- Have you ever done that? Did you ever used to do that when you were young and talked to girls and then you masturbate on the phone and pretend that you're not? I haven't done that.
I do work for haunted houses pretty regularly, so I get paid to do that. To masturbate? On to people when they're not suspecting? No, to breathe in their ear.
Oh, okay. And creep them out, yes. It's a big difference between masturbating on people and a haunted house. Right, right.
I just masturbate later. Thinking about breathing on them. Yes, yes. That is good.
So you get a kind of a rush out of scaring them. I do. Yeah, the motherfucked over is usually my mind-fuck expression for those 30 days. You get to take out your entire year of aggression on people.
Oh, goodness. Like the couple weeks after Halloween, I have to reset so I'm not actively trying to creep people out, because I've just got so into it. I'm so into it. Uncle Creepy used to talk about stuff like that, too.
He used to do a lot of the Halloween-hon acting. But that is literally like four months away. And it might not even happen. And it might be.
Yeah, you're probably not going to happen this year. So you're just going to have to be creepy in your own creative way online. Here we are to creep out our listeners with news from around the world. Some creepy, some not.
Have you been doing OK enigma? I've been doing all right. Yeah. Some days are better than others.
But I've been spending a lot of time on Zoom chatting with people. Have a couple of one-on-one friend dates planned in the next few weeks. So I'll get some interaction with people. So that'll definitely help.
Oh, so you're actually going to have physical dates? Oh my god. That is a great ass that just walked by my car. Oh, hang on a sec.
No, no, no. I understand. I'm outside of Staples right now. And you're talking about getting some.
And I'm like, oh my god. But I have to hold up my thumb to cover her obstacle. There. He doesn't exist now.
When I refer to a woman and her obstacle, I'm referring to a couple. Yes, yes, I got that. Yeah, the obstacle is getting in my way. So sometimes, if they're not looking directly at me, I hold up my thumb and I cover the dude and close one eye.
And then I can just observe the beauty of the lady. Fair enough. Fair enough. Enigma, we have some stories from around the world.
A couple of them I'm really excited about. Why don't you let's get into that. All right, let's get into that. The first article is called Sex Machines, Love in the Age of Robots.
This is from the website NVR.org. The article is talking about a new book by author Kate Devlin, called TurnedOn, Science, Sex, and Robots. The book is basically covering the evolution of sex dolls as they have become more robotic over recent years. And this includes prototyping models with even some AI or artificial intelligence involved.
So like these are. Yes. Yes. Now it's getting good.
I'm sorry, go on. No, no, no, it's fine. It's definitely exciting. She talks about how we as humans have a lot of expectations when it comes to how people should speak.
And if they don't fit our checklist, they don't belong. So she's talking about how a lot of people just get rejected because they're not what our upbringing or how we view the world are supposed to be. Right, right. But why can't we turn to robotics?
So why can't people turn to robotics? That's the way that they can be happy and that's the way they can get satisfied. So it's a pretty simple article, but I think it's a really interesting. The book is definitely interesting to me about how just how robotics has developed and the recent years to move towards sexual advancements.
And it was actually talking about this earlier today, or yesterday, how film production, a lot of film production, has actually followed in the steps of porn. Like DVD wasn't really used a lot until porn used it for a while, proved that it was successful. And then mainstream movies started to use DVDs more. So in a lot of ways, porn advances are technology faster than mainstream tech.
So that echoes really interesting about ideas interesting. So what you're seeing, Enigma, if I'm following you correctly, is that eventually in the next Spider-Man or Marvel hero movie, you're going to see sex dolls fucking and fighting transformers. I mean, that's going to be hot. If that's the case, if you are correct, in that mainstream is following porn, that would be a movie I would want to see.
I mean, you could definitely reach out to Wood Rocket. They're the big production company that makes the porn parodies. I'm sure they would make it. Trans Boners?
There you go. That's the case. That's all I can do on short notice. No, no, no.
I like that. Trans Boners is good. We'd have to kind of think through that. That is very tight.
I mean, this is a great topic. And I think we have touched on this on the show a little bit to where there's going to be the two camps. There's obviously the camp that's like you're dehumanizing, sexual relationships. But we've been doing that for a long time.
People have been masturbating and using vibrators and toys and sexual aids that are not looking directly into the eyes of their partners while shedding tears and cuddling their hair and telling how beautiful and loving they are, which is fucking creepy as fuck, by the way. We have been using enhancements for our sexuality. We've also been using a lot of escapes. We have movies.
We have books. We have poetry. We have entertainment. Things that people do by themselves to be with themselves.
So this is just, it doesn't make it wrong or right just because now people are exploring their sexuality in ways that excite them and engage them. And it is true that yes, if we build everything to just be a robot and we only do that, then of course we're going to detach. But we're already detaching without robots with sexual artificial intelligence. We're already detaching on our fucking tweets and we're already detaching thumbfucking our phone all day long.
This is a natural progression. I was thinking about how like in, I think it was China, they're having issues with a lot of their, the men in their country going towards like just online relationships instead of in-person relationships. And so their population is actually going down because men aren't going on having sex because they are satisfied with their online relationship. So I know that fear is very much existent.
But there's still people having sex. There's still kids popping out. But it's just not as much as we're wanting, I guess. And so it's going against those norms that have been developed over decades.
And so that's maybe scaring people away from that sort of technology. Well, I think you're never going to have any government, any corporation or any religion promote anything that takes away from increasing the population. Because obviously your economy is based on the population increasing. All stocks are based on future sales.
So obviously no corporations are going to say, yeah, we should moderate the population and start downsizing because that would destroy the economy. And then of course countries aren't going to be a strong, religions aren't going to be a star. So you're not going to hear a lot of people ever come out and say from leadership, it's OK if you don't have babies. We're just not going to hear that.
But the reality is, is that people are discovering that the complications of these relationships, I mean, the divorce rate is what? 60% and people are realizing that we don't have to martyr ourselves in relationships if we're not good at relationships. And we surely don't have to have children if we don't want to have children. Or we're not going to be capable of being a good parent to a child, which why would you want a parent that doesn't want the kid anyway?
So I think there's going to be those challenges. And you're going to have that pushback. And you're going to have concerted efforts by the people in power who want to keep that population boom going. They're going to try to constantly judge and say that these things are bad when in fact your happiness is your happiness.
And I'm not going to stop talking to real women because I enjoy the randomness. I enjoy the fact that I don't understand them. I enjoy that there are things that I need to understand. If somebody is in a way that they can't handle the fact that another person is different from them, by all means, be a loner, get a sex doll, program it how you want, and live your life and don't hurt people.
I would much rather that than some guy hate women and be aggressive and negative towards women because they're not doing what he wants. Just give them a fucking doll and let them go off and be happy. Exactly. Yeah.
I like that topic. All right, so let's move on to the next article. This one's called Lockdown Sex with Household Items Doesn't have to be dangerous. This comes from.
But it can be. But it can be. This comes from the New York Post, their website is inyepose.com. So as we all know, especially if you listen to this podcast, being locked down as we all are, has forced people to get creative with sexual gratification.
Just last month, there were over 23,000 Google searches for homemade sex toys just in the UK. The most common objects being used are cucumbers, electric toothbrushes, and candles. And the article does warn against the use of sharp edges because you don't need sharp edges inside. And not having a flared bottom and not being able to get a hold of it and having it be something that gets stuck and then you got to go to the ER to get that removed.
There's a lot of things. There are safer toys. Dr. Doe on Sexplanations YouTube channel has a fantastic for men, has a fantastic video tutorial on like 17 different types of male masturbator sex toys, either using balloons or a surgical glove wrapped backward.
I mean, I made it. I tried it and it works OK. It works pretty good. I'm not really into toys, but I got to try it.
Yeah. I use that before too. Sure. I guess they call them Feefies or something like that where you guys make your own basic vagina.
There's a billion different ways to do it. I think, and we've talked about this before, that this is an exciting time to really get to know yourself, that we can get away from, oh, you're not supposed to masturbate. So obviously, if you use any enhancements to masturbate, like a sex doll with artificial intelligence or fleshlights or dildos or toys, I think we're getting past that, don't you? Oh, yeah.
I think we've definitely, especially during the last few months, people have started being more open. Like the fact that there was an article about how to masturbate in the New York Times and how to do it safely and how to basically go to a glorial to get gratification. Like, I never thought I'd see that kind of thing in a newspaper. And I think a lot of people are talking about how COVID has changed a lot of things.
And I definitely think people being more open about their sexual and physical needs is definitely something that has happened over the last just the last four or five, six months. I agree. And by the way, shower curtain sex. Thank you.
Thank you. You're welcome. What can I say except your welcome world? It works.
And it was hot. And there's a picture up on our FET Life page. Yes, there is. I can see the glory.
A couple other tips that they have. Be sure to cover anything homemade if you can with a condom. For one, it'll help keep it and you clean. And if it's just a little bit too janky, the condom will help hold it together so nothing gets lost inside of you, as we were just talking about things getting lost.
You don't want to end up on a blog for what was found inside of your ass. Because there are whole blogs about what ER, like you were talking about what ER doctors have found, it lost inside of people's assholes and vaginas. I'm telling you, I just want to push that envelope. Like I talked about walking into that ER.
If I ever started getting into ass stuff and I lost something to just walking with ownership. Like if I lost something up my ass and I had to go to the ER, first I'm going to kick in the door and be like, hey, got freaky with myself. You got to take something out of my ass. I might even go as far as to put some little gag things inside my ass.
They're already going to go in there and get out the thing, right? Right. So might as well just put up to like some little Jesus figurines or something like that at my ass. So when they pull it out and then look at their faces, it's just to see, god, that would be entertaining.
I really don't connect with butt stuff that much. But if I do, I may have to work on it, just so I can have an accident, go to the ER and see if I can get a good reaction out of the. I mean, you definitely have to film that. The record doesn't some way shape or form.
That'd be great. So the last article is this Netflix film explores the mom and pop store that was a gay porn oasis. This can be found on the website, i-d.vice.com. And this is about a documentary on Netflix that talks about this very unassuming sex shop that was here in LA called Circus of Books.
Circus of Books, an institution. Yes, it was. And the documentary gets obviously into a lot more detail. I definitely encourage people to go watch it.
It's on Netflix right now. And it's actually made by the daughter of the two owners, Karen and Barry, which allowed her to get deeper of access than a lot of articles that covered over the years. And this place created this very welcoming, homely environment for people to come. And there's this poor sexuality despite the threat of the government shutdown.
There was a lot of oppression towards the sex and gay community that this story and this couple just kind of like pushed through pretty, pretty valiantly in watching the documentary. Well, I mean, the original isn't the original story of this place from folklore, you know, because we live in Los Angeles, so we know Circus of Books. Like years and years, decades ago, they were maybe struggling a little financially or changing business or something. And they just kind of happened into gay porn, not just all porn.
It was gay porn. This was a gay porn. So it was a cute little Jewishy married couple. And they're like, well, I guess we're going to sell gay porn.
And instead of making it all kind of porn industry looking, it really looked very mom and poppy. Oh, very much so. It didn't look like the Hustler store or something. You know, it was just a very down-to-earth welcoming place.
And at the time, you know, obviously gay porn 30 years ago was like completely taboo. And gay was taboo and evil. Well, absolutely. So the fact that this store was like, you know, just there, created such an environment, it really is.
I do want to watch the documentary. I've read a bunch of different articles on these people. And very exciting. I mean, really just a cute, I mean, if you want to say, it's just a really cute story.
It is. Even the documentary gets into this very, it goes into like, what Stonewall happened and how the AIDS crisis affected their store. Sure. And just like the differences of scenes about what, because as you were talking about, Circus O'Fookz was kind of the epicenter of the gay scene on the West Coast.
And so how the difference of West Coast versus East Coast, they talk about that quite a bit. Unfortunately, the store is no longer open. It closed early last year. But I did, like I said, I did watch it.
And it's such a very sweet story. The couple that runs it are so unassuming and loving towards their community. You never guessed that they ran a hardcore gay sex shop, like, or produced hardcore gay porn. Like, you never would have guessed it.
And they approached, they approached at the store, like you would run any kind of store. Like, they, when a part of the documentary is actually go to one of those sex shops supply conventions almost. And just like the mom going through the sales floor, just like being this grubby old woman, going through like dildos and stuff. No, I don't want that.
No, I want that. I want that. I was gonna like that. Yeah, exactly.
No, it was very. Not everyone's into sparkles, you motherfucker. Some of them want girth. These boys want girth.
It's just, it's very beautiful. And I thought it was very, like, nearly on the start talking about how the store served a very important purpose for a good 30, 40 years. And so now that it's no longer needed, like it's, it was kind of it's time to close. It was like, it's not, it wasn't needed to be kind of a haven for the gay culture like it was 40 years ago.
So it's just a very beautiful story. Very cool, and Nigma, if people want to get a hold of us at perverted podcast or send us suggestions for other stories, help you out when you're out digging for world news, where are they gonna go? If you want to find us on the Interwebs, you can go to our website, that's www.pervertedpodcast.com. You can find us on Instagram, at pervertedpodcast, you can find us on Twitter, at pervertedbcast, and you can look us up on FETLife, your perverted podcast, there's weather group and a page.
Fantastic, well, Nigma, I must now go off into the world of, oh, here's the same chick with that ass she's walking by again. Oh, she's kind of got an uppity face, but I'm okay, I just switched, she walks by. Oh, she's got the, but don't get dunked in the ass. It like goes to the side.
Like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a vixar block the obstacle way. She just, she just like a vixar, but. Yeah, yeah, it's nice. It's pretty, like all the songs that it's good.
Yeah, I guess I'm gonna sit here now and just watch. Better view than I got. Good to be a creeper. It is.
I'll see you next time, Nigma. All right, see you next time. Yeah! Tonight we end show, Joo-68 and say, Bon voyage to Count Boogie and Hope is Adventures, lead him to Sainter Pastures, and personally I'd like to say to my friend Boogie, I'm glad you'll be getting a much needed reprieve from the stressful year you've had.
Please know that I'm just on the other side of the phone or a Zoom-y session away. Right to Boogie at pervertedpodcast at gmail.com, don't forget to visit us on patreon.com forward slash pervertedpodcast. Thank you, Kathy, and I just want you to know that there's probably maybe anywhere from a day to two days, three days before I leave on my journey. So if you wanted to give me a goodbye hand job, that would be something logistically we could pull off just to make sure that you feel good.
Laid money down on when the words goodbye hand job we're gonna come into the conversation. You and me to explore are so easy to predict. We are your path of least resistance, Kathy. We are your path of least resistance men.
Oh shit, he's coming towards me right now, he just heard me. He's coming, he's all you have called. No, no, he's grabbing my boobs. He just I can't in my shirt grabbing my boobs.
He's grabbing the boobs and now he's like, you will now jack off my cock. You will now suck my cock. Great to explore it. Stick your dick in her mouth on the show.
You can't hear you, thank God. Stick your dick in her mouth. Stick it in her mouth. Please write it, I'm sorry, I'm telling.
Please write it, pervertedpodcast at gmail.com. If you're sure to ask for your listener question, or else we can have you on for a listener segue, it's going really great. Stick your dick in her mouth. Stop it.
Look at that, how loud you scream, he's not gonna hear you, you'll just get a sore throat. We gotta try, we gotta try. People around the world rely on therapy and religion to like help them cope when things are bad, or when people hurt and kill them. But like, that's too much stuff to remember.
And most religions are lame. So when life poops in my sunroof, I call up my friends and say, let's go get a pedicure. Sometimes life can't suck. Let's go get a pedicure.
And then we'll go and drink margaritas. My friend Jessica's boyfriend is ugly, and he traits her just like crap. He doesn't care about her feelings. It's like he's totally not interested.
He won't put his mouth on her poon and her. And he calls her dumb and fat. Oh my God, so I hired an ex inmate to butt rape him, and I took her by the hand and sang. Let's go get a pedicure.
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