27. The Unraveling (Pigeon's mad)

Yank on those loose threads, poddypals, because this week, it’s time for THE UNRAVELING. Percy and Parsnip have been keeping a big secret from Pigeon, and it’s finally time to reveal it. That makes Pigeon a little grumpy, but to be fair, they were pretty upset through this whole thing. Mandy, Alex, and Cal derp around being useless for 75% of the episode, and Connie maybe falls in love with Mitch’s sister? Discussion topics include: -Pigeon gets their 6-month performance review -Do the men Percy sleeps with even have fingernails? -MATH BLASTER! -Parsnip’s high school nickname -Housing issues facing the bird community -Walgreens: When you’re here, you’re family -Pigeon’s Geography Slam Hour -Are the dead spying on us? -These things: https://www.amazon.com/Basic-Fun-Fisher-Price-Play-Recorder/dp/B0722RSJXV -Deadnaming AREM -Connie’s lesbian alternate timeline -More Pigeon yelling, tbh