272: A Sandwich and Some Presidential Standup

Kellie found a shocking story on Twitter that sent the podcast a bit off the rails from the start. But honestly, haven't we all done enough Zoom calls at this point to know when the camera is on and when it's off?? President Trump wrestles the mic away from Allen to try out some new material for his standup routine. And Kellie's daughter Emma Kelly celebrated her 14th birthday over the weekend. What caused her to morph into Veruca Salt while complaining, "But it's MY birthday! Why can't I do what I want on MY birthday??" And finally, the podcast wraps up with a little listener mail that has Kellie and Allen giving advice to a girl who wants to move to the big city. Thank you to the podcast sponsors! Brooklinen is the perfect place to find all the comforts for home, including ultra-soft towels. They’re SO confident in their product that everything comes with a lifetime warranty. Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code "kellie" to receive 10% off your first order. Experience The Purple Grid and you’ll sleep like never before! Go to Purple.com/sandwich10 and use promo code "sandwich10" to receive 10% off any order of $200 or more. This offer is good for a limited time. Terms apply. Go to WithCove.com/Sandwich to receive 50% off your first month of migraine medication and free two-day shipping. Complete a quick online consultation and a licensed doctor will recommend a treatment plan customized to your migraine. Your prescription will be delivered to your door for as little as $10 per month. Go to With Cove dot com and complete a quick online consultation.
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